The Ego/Money Matrix
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A feminine response to the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
Written by Lula Fotis & Hannah Mescon
Starring Gabi Conti & Scout Durwood
Shot by Aaron Fradkin
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That's the strangest looking kitchen I've ever seen
😂
These girls are so far on the no go zone i need another chart to see it
They're stand-up comics. ALL stand-up comics - male or female - with the possible exception of Billy Connolly and Patton Oswalt, are at least an 8 on the crazy scale.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@hux2000 That's why Patton Oswalt isn't funny.
@@hux2000 I think it’s beyond comedy. This was clearly done in response to the viral hot crazy matrix video. That was comedy. This is a butt hurt man-hating attempt of a rebuttal.
The original video was also not aggressively objectifying women. He even qualifies it with “if she’s not a 5 in your mind”, stating the subjective nature of the score, which honestly holds truth and isn’t being caustic. These women are caustic af when they are belittling men’s genitalia.
As a result, these women are pretty repulsive because they are elitist assholes.
Triggered tiffany’s for sure
not redheads. they must be hair dressers or actually named Tiffany.
The original chart is funny due to the incredible accuracy and relatability. This chart is nonsensical.
I love how they have to redraw this chart about three or four times. It constantly changes and is written and lined new. We need a dumb zone in the hot/crazy matrix.
Nah, living with a smart crazy is it's own personal hell. Smart/dumb is independent of crazy.
😂😂😂😂😂 I had the dumb/hot/crazy scale pegged. Great sex but flew to close to the 🌞
The “dumb zone” is the whole graph. 😉
Kinda like women who seem perfectly reasonable one day, and turn into raging bitches and key Your car next?
All the female responses to the hot/crazy matrix are soooo bitter showing that they are well above the hot crazy line. These two are definitely in the no-go zone. Hot, but off the charts crazy.
The one on the right is more like a solid 3. No sustenance on her bones and that cut is not the wave. She radiates, “I’m about to call the cops on these innocent children skateboarding in a skate park for disturbing the peace….. by skating”, all while she watches them about a mile away with a set of binoculars
don't females have bigger egos though?
Actually it has a different term: gynocentrism
Absolutely. Women ARE the narcissists of the world even though it’s their favorite word to describe US with. They learned it from psychologists about 30 years ago and haven’t stopped parroting the word since
There's a reason the Hot/Crazy Matrix has millions of views; it's funny and somewhat accurate on a primitive level. Guys bond over their mutual misery of dating life and we can all point to some girl we know that fits into every section of the Hot/Crazy Matrix. This video made me chuckle a few times, but only at its absurdity.
That’s because the one the dudes made was genuine comedy and TRUE. This one is just a bunch of pissed females trying to get a stab back at the dudes because their boyfriends they had at the time loved to watch the Hot/crazy matrix…. Because it was true lmao
Actually if you watch the entire original hot crazy matrix video, the guy does a second chart for women, and these women basically recreated it exactly. Huge no go/friend zone, they either go for broke chads or men with money, where if you have enough money, looks doesn't matter. He was exactly right again 🤣
Exactly 🤣 But detailed hilariously in perfect femspeak- this is 100% legit
TH-cam asked me to confirm twice as I was entering the danger zone.
Most men agree on the hot/crazy matrix and its principles. Women have come up with a myriad of various matrixes to explain men, and they are all different. Whether it be ego, emotional availability, or simple hotness. The one thing that they do have in common is money. These two are a good example; ego/money are the prime factors. The banter keeps pushing the crazy score higher untill both are in the "danger zone"
I'm willing to bet one of them is actually named Tiffany, but they are going by another name to us 😏
3:34 Vicious brutal honesty 🤣🤣🤣
Good point, the more money a guy has the more ego he has. Just like a woman, the hotter she is, the more ego she has.
this was not funny. i'm sure it's supposed to be "satire" or something but this mindset is the problem. it's possible to be both a feminist and funny, you failed.
its like watching children parrot a joke back that they don't understand, so cute though seeing them try :)
I thought it was much funnier than the original video that it's parodying. :shrug:
You mean it's NOT possible to be a feminist and funny right? It's quantified in the equation ƒ = C/ø ( ƒ = humor, ø = feminism, C = the Seinfield comedy constant)
@@djanitatiana All hail the great mathematician, amen!
I actually enjoyed it. I must me a Mike
Keep trying while you're still in the NO GO ZONE
Danger zone* above 5 hot but above the crazy line
Imagine expecting men to buy you everything
Thanks Tiffany!!!
So... this just shows that women are gold diggers, and both graphs in the original were spot on.
Yes definitely
I feel like they fall in the date zone, very close to the crazy line.
Never found the joke, but mebeh it's only funny for women?
It's like a dog whistle, only they can see/hear the humor.....we just ignore and keep pouring booze into them until they "become funny".
I'm in the no go zone for every one of these. Explains why I am single for years at a time.
Tiffany?
Toxic Male Here: THAT WAS HILARIOUSLY HONEST-100% 🤣🤣🤣 That was a legit exposition of the female psyche
thanks ladies
Ooof, this video is so salty it misses the point of the first one
I clicked on this video and got as far into it as “Hi... I’m Gabby” I clicked the pause button and started in on my comment... I find it hilarious that I don’t even have to watch this to know it’s BS! Why won’t y’all just accept the Hot/Crazy Matrix? It’s not made to poke fun even though it’s hilarious... It’s 100% accurate. 😕
So funny. I did the exact same thing.
I stopped at "hi". I ve come to recognise the crazy biatch energy instantly. The look in her eyes, intensity and tone of voice is enough
My sister's name is Gabby...and if you've got a problem with that...imma deck ya in the schnoz!!! 😠
someone was hurt lmao
How many times did you end up drawing this chart?
The funny thing is that these two would date or marry anyone past the friend zone
Their right size matters, you could turn them both horizontal and iron your work shirt on them without any problem
This is like a dog whistle, they're the only ones who can see/hear the humor.
We just keep pouring booze into them until they actually "become funny".
This video would be sooooo much better with a lesbian scene ending, almost making it watchable.
Thanks Tiffany!!
If you are interacting with male humans lol
One thing I learned,is that you can’t argue with crazy, just walk away!
This is a female response, not a feminine response as billed.
They've definitely put a bunny or two in the pot?
Bunny boilers version of the funny girl chart.
This is a childish response! Was the hot crazy matrix a little too realistic for you? Did you get triggered?
Wow! According to Hollywood Women...
Well that's what happens when all you value in guys is their ego's and their money!
That's what those axises represent. It tells more about you than anything.
Personally all I look for is someone who is not crazy! I could care less about anything else! And that's hard enough to find!!!
This definitely just proves Money is the root of all evil
No ego and no money. I am living in the left hand corner.
This is better than the emotional unavailability/hot matrix video.
if you think u have any control within a relationship with a guy who has his shit together you are sadly mistakened cause their is fewer if them than you
Don't disrespect the holy matrix.
Honestly not bad, it's not funny but it's based on facts. I was able to recognize myself somewhere around the rebound/matt/ and friend zone. Gotta start making the $$$
Maybe some Saudi prince dumped the lady on the ground right !!
She sounds like shes gonna cry at first
You ladies are above a 7 crazy for sure
So crazy it hurts
Blondie is a 7 on the the open blouse sleaze scale.
Notice the lighting changing multiple times??? It took two girls many many takes to try and replicate one man's crazy/hot matrix done in one take and they still bombed. Stop trying to be funny. It doesn't work.
Proof that women are funny
This video is proof that the two women didn't really understand the hot/crazy graph. There's just no clarity in this video. Lots of words, not a lot of understanding. It's kinda convoluted.
Shit! I am no where near qualified for both of these girls and I make $200K.
I think the big mistake of these two wo-men is that they are too young; I mean, the author of original was forty plus close to fifty that equals a 40 yo woman. They really have experience to explain such things.
Apart from that, they are gorgeus fun-zone for me.
Presenters come off as a tad crazy.
They should re-do this and slow it down a little. They went through it so fast it's difficult to understand parts of what they were saying. What's your rush, girls? And do a better job on the chart.
Both above 8 on both scales
Got a tip for you women, guys don't care.
Y'all are haters. Loved the hot crazy matrix and this was funny af too :)
9 years later and only 35k views......The Crazy Hot Matrix has millions of views - unlike this content it was accurate and funny. :)
Gabi is in the Danger Zone for sure.
So many shit attempts at remaking the matrix from a female perspective out there. This one was actually fairly funny though.
Brilliant
A pair of Tiffany's! Run!
When you try to order a knock off from the wish app
…anybody else embarrassed for them?
(anybody?)
This was a lot of fun - for people who are taking it too seriously ....are taking it too seriously. It is a parody of another video.
Although, just like the "crazy / hot" matrix there is a small amount of truth to it.
(ok more than a "small" amount....).
One note: on the friend zone -
Guys who are put in the friend zone by a girl, are stuck there until they either win the lottery, or the earth has left the solar system.
Women who are in the friend zone, can move out at will - unless the guy thinks they are crazy.
Finally, great script by the writers and excellent delivery by the ladies - fun chemistry there.
Would love to see the two do improv together.
I feel like for ladies we need a 3-dimensional matrix, cause you clearly need to include the penis size aspect
If you can't laugh at this, you're jaded to the core and beyond hope
I would love to laugh but to me the video felt full of resentment and little creativity, also some jokes were very predictable and straight up boring
The sourness is so sickening.
Gabby is a 6 crazy and about a 8 Hot
🧐
Danger Zone!
Second girl is a 6 crazy and 6 hot.
(I don’t like Boney chicks)
Lol, so bitter
So according to this video, if you make between a 4 and a (they never said the actual number) amount of money, you will inevitably be stuck in the Friend Zone, unless you're boring, a pussy, or a total a**hole to them, in which case you can make even less money and probably still get the girl. Does anybody else see a problem here?
how creative>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ok how copy cative.
Funny. Subbed.
There is distinct lack of life experience or knowledge of graphs in this video 😅.
I think Steven is real.
interesting. not sure if i learnt anything from the video or the comments.
lol no way in hell you both would go to the nerd zone. You're more likely to head to the no-go zone for the "adventure".
Danger Zone!
Lots of good points. This was pretty good.
This is fun and does describe a lot of men. I especially liked the "Matt & Mike" section, lol. Plus - others who watched this missed the humor when you two said, "Hide your crazy and lock this shit down." Lol - so true. Nice job and you two are lovely.
Simp!
Both prob crazy bit at least funny and original stuff in there. Good comments like "hide your crazy" and way more upbeat than some other nasty ones that are just ctazy
can we have a follow up about your successful lifes girls? I m 100% sure that you still don't have a guy next to you and that you're big supporters of metoo movement.
How many cats do you have??
First time I gave a thumbs down
Ok probably not funny after 1min, but lets see..
This is funny how perfect and acurate is.
Don't know s from f
259 likes in 8 years lol😂
Did anybody understand what she said from 0:47 to 0:54? 🤔
A positive correlation?
A 4 and a 5 can’t afford to be so picky.. Also took at least 10 takes. Weak
Definitely in the danger zone. Which one is Tiffany?
👏👏
That was hard to watch, nagging isn't very charismatic and resentment is a bad councelor
YAWN,,
Blah blah bla............uh blah blah blah blah blaaaahhh
Danger zone. So hot. So crazy
At no point did anything you say make any sense. We are now all dumber for hearing this and I award you no points. These two check so many stereo type boxes.