Moonwalker - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @HeyInternetErichere
    @HeyInternetErichere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    Joe Pesci plays a drug lord. MJ defeats him. MJ befriends Macaulay Culkin. Pesci tries to kill Culkin in two separate films, yet is defeated. Culkin DOES eventually turn to drugs and gets weird for a while. MJ dies. So...Pesci wins.

    • @zeitgeistdinahmoebwanafefe8721
      @zeitgeistdinahmoebwanafefe8721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Michael is addicted to prescription pills after his hair catches fire, cancels final tour dates to attend rehab, has a doctor administer him drugs by needles (in the final two years of his life), and dies of cardiac arrest. (R.I.P.) So ... in another convoluted way ... Pesci wins.

    • @cofeespear4992
      @cofeespear4992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wow he really does in a werid twisted way

    • @darth_hideous-l9q
      @darth_hideous-l9q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hm.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Now that’s...that’s chaos theory

    • @sandwichmonster7067
      @sandwichmonster7067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      EVIL TRIUMPHS

  • @pumpkinkingzak
    @pumpkinkingzak 9 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Fun Fact: the reason the Noid is in this movie is because the person who made the original Noid commercials is the one who did all the stop-motion for this film.

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Will Venton. And yes, he was a claymation god.

    • @arcsparkasriel
      @arcsparkasriel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As well as the M&M characters

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am 100.
      And thank you for this info.

    • @timmy841212
      @timmy841212 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes sense lol

    • @OctacleEdits
      @OctacleEdits 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@arcsparkasrielI don’t think he did the M&Ms. But he did do the California Raisins!

  • @mhfiver2441
    @mhfiver2441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Michael: "It's because I'm black, isn't it?"
    Officer: "You're black?"
    > 2AM
    > Bursts out laughing
    > Wakes up whole house
    > Everybody's pissed
    > Still worth it

  • @MrLatrunks14
    @MrLatrunks14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Lesson learned here: Don't take this movie seriously. Just enjoy the music videos. Especially Smooth Criminal

    • @MrLatrunks14
      @MrLatrunks14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ***** It's basically made for the fans.

    • @MrLatrunks14
      @MrLatrunks14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ***** I agree. If you ever watched the movie "The Wiz", he can act

    • @MoisesCharles
      @MoisesCharles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also close your eyes during the stop motion segments, or you will learn the meaning of disgust.

  • @XVDAW
    @XVDAW 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    "Originally aired on 4/7/2099."
    Wow camera quality get's really bad 80 years from now XD

    • @MrPottergeek101
      @MrPottergeek101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +JeanMark lol

    • @LeFinisterin
      @LeFinisterin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +JeanMark exactly what i was thinking XD

    • @capngio4589
      @capngio4589 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This will become a meme

    • @tmzissupergay
      @tmzissupergay 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patched.

    • @MrPottergeek101
      @MrPottergeek101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** when they released it, it said 2099

  • @Ryandohc.
    @Ryandohc. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Fun Fact: one of the kids is John Lennon's son

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Which one is Sean?

    • @somethinggrim9336
      @somethinggrim9336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice story, tell it to readers digest

    • @biancagriffiths8645
      @biancagriffiths8645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      8:34 Sean: Oh no! They’re trying to gun down Michael like they did my dad!

    • @eo-yp8zo
      @eo-yp8zo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DrDolan2000 The tall and white kid.

    • @d.i.g.i.t.a.l.9268
      @d.i.g.i.t.a.l.9268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't Sean pass?

  • @nicks4802
    @nicks4802 9 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    little did you know, this movie was supposed to tie together a Michael-Multiverse
    the streets he was chased through are the setting of the Billie jean video, and down the street from Billie jean's apartment, is the smooth criminal club.
    Michael plays multiple characters in the universe, but his characters never cross paths.
    its actually a genius idea, he just didn't do it right. he was more focused on the music.

    • @TheIdiotFr0102
      @TheIdiotFr0102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nick S wow
      That’s radical

    • @BlackPearl27
      @BlackPearl27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's a really cool concept

    • @DenaXZ
      @DenaXZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      interesting

    • @TheHealerIzAwesome
      @TheHealerIzAwesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You: Marvel has the best cinematic multiverse.
      Me, an intellectual: Hold my sparkly glove.

    • @SeasideDetective2
      @SeasideDetective2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually, I don't this movie even had a script. They just showed up every morning after drinking a LOT of coffee and let their imaginations run wild.

  • @h.r.animates1992
    @h.r.animates1992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    when you wish upon a star it turns you into a car

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      h.r. animates ROBOTS IN JANOMNE

    • @1withthelion
      @1withthelion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg this is pin worthy, why the hell isn't it?

    • @wearenotdoinggethelp3985
      @wearenotdoinggethelp3985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is it bad that I sang this comment 😂😊😂

    • @lighttvgaming4989
      @lighttvgaming4989 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Micheal Jackson, The guy who’s like Jesus

    • @kiddfaith4397
      @kiddfaith4397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      h.r. animates
      Like in Rick and Morty XD

  • @vanguardduelist
    @vanguardduelist 9 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    The part where he's running and Critic adds in Michael sound effects is f ing hilarious

    • @TheIdiotFr0102
      @TheIdiotFr0102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I nearly died at that scene 😂😂

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want that video game to happen someday : D

    • @kikihideout4966
      @kikihideout4966 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? Fakeswearing? You fuck?

  • @WSKNibbles
    @WSKNibbles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    This movie had "Smooth Criminal." That's all it needed.

  • @awesomeinspector5270
    @awesomeinspector5270 9 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    The hills are alive with the sound of CHIMONE!!!!!!!

    • @aii5748
      @aii5748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Awesome Inspector that part got me too lol 😆 jah-mone

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      #CHIMONE

    • @annescholey6546
      @annescholey6546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's Cha Mone.

    • @lizzybethnj617
      @lizzybethnj617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I almost spit out my drink lol

    • @KalmoK
      @KalmoK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@annescholey6546 Shamone actually but close

  • @lot24
    @lot24 9 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    "Believe it or not, but there was a time when Michael Jackson was a God."
    Oh, I still believe in MJ.

    • @alexcortez1464
      @alexcortez1464 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lot24 That actually isn’t hard to believe, I guess it would for a kid who grew up after he died

    • @superawesome5780
      @superawesome5780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Alex Cortez this video was made around two months before Michael died. He wasn't really popular at the time because the child abuse allegations severely damaged his reputation

    • @claymore32
      @claymore32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Alex Cortez or a kid who grew up with him in their bed

    • @carlosrooster2008
      @carlosrooster2008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@claymore32 screw you you douche

    • @wutzit
      @wutzit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Rep Ninja Okay.

  • @caitydid_arachnid8308
    @caitydid_arachnid8308 9 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    I thought the "leave me alone" music video was telling the media to check their facts before they say stuff about him, yeah, the entire first part of moonwalker does seem to be a "look at me" kind of thing, but I don't think it was an egotistical "look at me" more of a "look at me for my work, not the media slander/lies"

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It should be noted that aside from naming the movie, Michael had little to do with it.

    • @troy801
      @troy801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Finally someone gets it

    • @chilledandcool3918
      @chilledandcool3918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right on, man!!👍🏾👍🏾

    • @ryangreen6255
      @ryangreen6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@benjackson7872 really?!😮

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ryangreen6255 I made a mistake, he was also credited as the executive producer and writer for Smooth Criminal.

  • @vestavind
    @vestavind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The "You know, Michael Jackson made this all possible" part still cracks me up after all these years.

    • @badwolf66
      @badwolf66 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep it's a classic.

  • @guillermosulvale8620
    @guillermosulvale8620 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "I am in total support of Michael Jackson." -Gandhi, 2099

  • @sam4metroid
    @sam4metroid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "The picture of him and E.T. looks like a before and after picture"
    SAVAGE critic 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @devilmikey00
    @devilmikey00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Ahhh that innocent time before Jackson's death when people still ripped jokes at his expense.

    • @jdg20042001
      @jdg20042001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      +devilmikey00 You mean assholes who don't know shit about him?

    • @Jargas101
      @Jargas101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +jdg20042001 we need to to know him to joke about him?

    • @jdg20042001
      @jdg20042001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jargas101 You need to have your facts straight.

    • @Jargas101
      @Jargas101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      jdg20042001
      No, not at all actually
      and unless MJ didn't actually die and you are secretly him, you know nothing about the truth either.

    • @jdg20042001
      @jdg20042001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jargas101 Uh, actually you do.

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 8 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    The Video to "Leave me alone" is awesome too... just saying.

    • @legosimonify
      @legosimonify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i liked the song the video part was kind of weird

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So is Speed Demon. That part was so disturbing as a kid but I loved it.

    • @alienonlsd3209
      @alienonlsd3209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah both of those are isleif them I like the video to speed demon by night a huge fan of the song itself and I like just leave me alone and some of the metaphors and see using comparing himself to a carnival attraction something that people just gawk at mindlessly

    • @alienonlsd3209
      @alienonlsd3209 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't he also do man in the mirror

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Prince's movie Purple Rain made more sense than Moonwalker.

  • @jamesmorrison2595
    @jamesmorrison2595 9 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I can't stop laughing at the running scenes with Doug doing that voice. Chumone!

  • @InfluenceFilms
    @InfluenceFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Respect for Critic being honest about how amazing the Smooth Criminal video is. It is easy for people to crap on Michael's legacy, but the truth is still the truth all these years later. Be it Thriller or Smooth Criminal...Michael's videos were and will always be second to none.

    • @a.rheser8181
      @a.rheser8181 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutely. My fave is beat it.

  • @soxxieloux9117
    @soxxieloux9117 9 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    i agree with you the smooth criminal video is amazing! and i think its better than thriller.

    • @Devoureveryhour
      @Devoureveryhour 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Soxxielou x I even thought Alien Ant Farms version was pretty good myself, of course it's not going to be as good as the original, but they did keep it close.

    • @TheDarkLink7
      @TheDarkLink7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Brandon Roberts alls I have to say was pot influenced the movie. Watch it sober and you're like "the fuck did I just watch?" Smoke some pot and you're like "Oh look a rabbit. Ha ha ha ha ha."

    • @vanellope681
      @vanellope681 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too.

    • @vanellope681
      @vanellope681 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Devoureveryhour I thought so too.

    • @spacepirateivynova
      @spacepirateivynova 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Soxxielou x smooth criminal was always my favorite video MJ ever did. It's just the definition of timeless cool.

  • @logon900
    @logon900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Fun Fact: The cop in the Speed Demon segment is played by Clancy Brown, the voice of Mr Krabs from SpongeBob.

    • @Nick-ty9us
      @Nick-ty9us 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mr krbs is in the moive

    • @KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved
      @KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Chad was in the movie

    • @OctacleEdits
      @OctacleEdits 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He’s also the Kurgan from Highlander, and Hadley from Shawshank!

  • @Chef_Edurad
    @Chef_Edurad 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "4/7/2099"
    Jesus , was I in a coma?

  • @billjacobs521
    @billjacobs521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Well, it was a music video combined with MJs love of animation and general kid things. Egotistical, yes, but harmless. At least he didn't bankrupt an entire company with his ego trip like some directors I could name.

    • @KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved
      @KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Totally, his ego is probably the harmless kind. I mean yeah, he went overboard on things but not like others I have seen where they act like their shit don't stink and full of entitlement. MJ was opposite to that and gave back to the world as well.

    • @SallyJesseRaphael420lol
      @SallyJesseRaphael420lol ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you about to leave this man alone with your children? I wouldn’t say he’s harmless. This is grOOmer type of ish.

    • @melaniemagdalene1616
      @melaniemagdalene1616 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@SallyJesseRaphael420lol Nope, no groomer shit going on here

    • @tango4484
      @tango4484 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SallyJesseRaphael420lol how the hell is it grooming

  • @topazcoyote5482
    @topazcoyote5482 9 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    "Y-you gotta turn into a car, Morty!"

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Eden Nodo Morty: W-WHAT!?

    • @BreCraft
      @BreCraft 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Eden Nodo nevermind here's a taxi

    • @cutiepuppy4427
      @cutiepuppy4427 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "OH GEES, RICK!!"

    • @Sheepnobi
      @Sheepnobi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The

    • @Sheepnobi
      @Sheepnobi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then he falls asleep with those kids and crushes them under his car transformation

  • @siegmund87
    @siegmund87 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    That scene where where Michael pulls out a machine gun and starts unloading into the air, is one of the funniest things I've ever seen! What the hell, man?

  • @Idlemage
    @Idlemage 9 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    The weird part of this review it came out a two months before MJ's death...
    19:55 Damn NC that burn thou...

    • @huybii3021
      @huybii3021 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Two months this came out in 2099. Thats 90 years !

    • @SpaceCattttt
      @SpaceCattttt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Huy Bii People don't age much in 7 years...

    • @huybii3021
      @huybii3021 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      teppolundgren There was a mistake in the description it used to say Originally aired on 4/7/2099

    • @SpaceCattttt
      @SpaceCattttt 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huy Bii
      That would be interesting if it was what I was talking about...

    • @Ninjaverse45
      @Ninjaverse45 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      no, America write their dates like this: month/day/year.

  • @KevlarNinja
    @KevlarNinja 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I remember showing this to my friends and we lost it over the sounds of MJ running. That and him turning into a car.

  • @EymericSeven
    @EymericSeven 9 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    "Originally aired on 4/7/2099"
    GREAT SCOTT, I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY CAR ! I need to go back ! 2 DA FYUTURE !!!! *Runs to the DeLorean*

    • @unlimited-edge
      @unlimited-edge 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Eymeric Seven (Eymeric777)
      No... NO!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!! *Runs after DeLorean*

    • @PictureProductStudio
      @PictureProductStudio 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Eymeric Seven (Eymeric777) I hope Doug would not correct this.

    • @EymericSeven
      @EymericSeven 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PictureProductStudio Yeah, so the joke can go on. XD

    • @PSNsonicwerehog
      @PSNsonicwerehog 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Eymeric Seven (Eymeric777) Dernt go without me

    • @Morrigan101
      @Morrigan101 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't let +Legionary go he will get futuristics weapons for the legion to conquer the world, turns entire nations into slaves and kill NCR... in second thought let him go but take his weapons away after he kills NCR

  • @yaraaltro
    @yaraaltro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I actually really like this movie. A while after MJ died it was transmitted on TV and I watched it everytime it was shown ever since.

  • @Cluv22
    @Cluv22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "The hills are aliiiive, with the sounds of Sha-mone!!!" ROFL!!

  • @JadeAnnabelArt
    @JadeAnnabelArt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I only learned this recently, but apparently it was vitiligo that made his skin so pale. It's a chronic skin condition where skin loses it's pigmentation, mostly notable in people with darker skin. There's an interview with Michael and Oprah where they talk about it.

    • @obblivionkr
      @obblivionkr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah, but unfortunately not many people know about that because the mass media likes gossip more than truth.

    • @JadeAnnabelArt
      @JadeAnnabelArt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, as long as I can let a few people know, it's better than none, y'know?

    • @darth_hideous-l9q
      @darth_hideous-l9q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was just the plastic surgeries. I feel retarded.

    • @jazzphotos
      @jazzphotos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darth_hideous-l9q the surgeries came after the vitiligo

    • @darth_hideous-l9q
      @darth_hideous-l9q 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jazzphotos ah.

  • @brettbarnett3465
    @brettbarnett3465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:21 “Yes raping the asphalt is cool now.” I puked a little from laughing so hard.

  • @thorvmoeller
    @thorvmoeller 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Are you Wookie, Annie?" I died. xD

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    The controversies surrounding this man really were unfortunate. The man had many health conditions, was abused as a child, and never really had a childhood. He had enough to deal with already. Even if all cases against him have either been dropped or were found to be false allegations, he still must have been under extreme stress during the second half of his life.

    • @nightshade9184
      @nightshade9184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's like the poor guy could never get a break.

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nightshade9184 I think he was just a deeply broken man.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The man literally named his home after Neverland because he wanted to live like a child forever

    • @bloonface
      @bloonface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you talking about Michael Jackson or the Nostalgia Critic

    • @billybollockhead5628
      @billybollockhead5628 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poor guy, what about poor kids?

  • @BradBag
    @BradBag 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This was originally aired 2 months before Micheal Jackson.. Sad... R.I.P

  • @ChrisOnStage2
    @ChrisOnStage2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Fun Fact: Joe Pesci played that bad guy called Mr. Big, whose real name in the video was Frankie Lideo. This was is an allusion to Frank DiLeo, Michael Jackson's then-manager whom he disliked at the time.

    • @eo-yp8zo
      @eo-yp8zo ปีที่แล้ว

      why did michael didn't like Frank?

    • @ChrisOnStage2
      @ChrisOnStage2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eo-yp8zo apparently, Jackson blamed DiLeo for his poor record sales.

    • @OctacleEdits
      @OctacleEdits 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      DiLeo also appeared as Tuddy Cicero in GoodFellas, which also starred Joe Pesci as Tommy DeVito. And Tuddy’s the one who blows Tommy’s brains out in revenge for the murder of Billy Batts.

  • @GeminiOxStar0603
    @GeminiOxStar0603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    7:00 MJ: “It’s because I’m black, isn’t it?”
    Cop: “Your black!?”
    Me: (dead from laughing so much)

  • @Tor-Erik
    @Tor-Erik ปีที่แล้ว +22

    If Michael was still alive, he would turn 65 years this year.
    RIP Michael Jackson!

    • @eo-yp8zo
      @eo-yp8zo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      66 now

    • @ElAssoWipe-o
      @ElAssoWipe-o 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      We lost him too soon. Think about how much more he would've given us, not just music, but movies and video games. Yes, video games because MJ was a huge gamer and loved collaborating with gaming companies.

  • @valynekrinuz313
    @valynekrinuz313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm guessing the Begining before the intro credits was an metaphor how he feels young on set, and how he steps outside and changes to an adult means he realizes that he is older,then gets chased after is an reference to how people want him to do everything with him (IE Noid going after him to advertise Dominoes) and the part with the dancing ticket means he feels limited in the outside.
    The rest of the movie, Idk.

  • @soapysoap2632
    @soapysoap2632 9 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    c'mon nostalgia critic, don't be so hard on this movie, its 111 years old!!!

    • @christopherarcher5271
      @christopherarcher5271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      soapy soap wrong 30 years old

    • @leo-sj6un
      @leo-sj6un 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christopherarcher5271 he's joking🤦‍♂️

    • @christopherarcher5271
      @christopherarcher5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leo-sj6un sorry about that sometimes I don't know when something is logic

    • @alcantar06
      @alcantar06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was going to like this but 111 likes

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Poptimus Prime," is hilarious, but I would've also accepted, "Mecha Jackson," as a second choice :P

  • @pronounjow
    @pronounjow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    The more I learn about Michael Jackson, the more I like the guy. It's too bad this is only happening after all the media putdowns and his death... RIP, King of Pop.

    • @captainjackharkness2136
      @captainjackharkness2136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      godzillavkk no, anti-semitics and sjws are the parasites of humanity.

    • @maximusdork3336
      @maximusdork3336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      godzillavkk don't forget the whole pedaphillia thing. (I think I spelled that wrong).

    • @Imperator_-sl4zu
      @Imperator_-sl4zu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Alexis Crow He wasn't a 'Phedophile'.
      All the allegations were proven false.

    • @zanabelle6569
      @zanabelle6569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Rep Ninja 🙄

    • @lelelew2735
      @lelelew2735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Rep Ninja looking at ABC doesn't change the fact that all of them was recently proven false lol Instead of looking at a network made for entertainment ( not real news) try looking at facts and research

  • @Sandlot1992
    @Sandlot1992 9 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    R.I.P. Michael Jackson the King of Pop!

    • @surreal6055
      @surreal6055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that case was proven wrong 9000 times
      "you're ignorant" -mj 19??

    • @1withthelion
      @1withthelion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His planet needed him

    • @1withthelion
      @1withthelion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know I worry humanity sometimes and just what goes on inside their heads

    • @1withthelion
      @1withthelion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The wording of that comment, never in my life would have thought to interpret my comment in the way you described it

    • @1withthelion
      @1withthelion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I meant the comment you made about the planet of psychotic pedophiles, the fact that you came up with the whole wording of it is what baffles me, I mean who thinks of that stuff. I was just referring to the ancient meme "I must go, my planet needs me"

  • @zacharycardon2353
    @zacharycardon2353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:26
    That boy's expression is PRICELESS!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChrisMolyneaux93
    @ChrisMolyneaux93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "It's because I'm black, isn't it?"
    "You're black!?"

  • @DigiRangerScott
    @DigiRangerScott 9 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "I'm very secure. Kill me." BEST LINE OF THE REVIEW THAT COULD NEVER COME BACK TO BITE HIM

    • @psycoNaughtplaysMCPC
      @psycoNaughtplaysMCPC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Scott Sandler of course not he's a god, what on earth would cause that to happen

    • @arifakyuz7673
      @arifakyuz7673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cardiac Arrest

    • @bravenjones7725
      @bravenjones7725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just imagine how many MJ fans got triggered after watching Critic diss him in this video.

  • @isaiahchapman7660
    @isaiahchapman7660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    11:47: and as you all know. when you wish upon a star....
    YOU TURN INTO A FUCKING TRANSFORMER!!!!

  • @angelp8469
    @angelp8469 9 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Man, remember 2099? I sure do.

    • @nderkatgamz
      @nderkatgamz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me too.... WOW, technology has downgraded in the future.

    • @knottyorchid1212
      @knottyorchid1212 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that's spider-man 2099 lol

    • @MrPottergeek101
      @MrPottergeek101 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Angel P I took a pic of that....memories

    • @MrPottergeek101
      @MrPottergeek101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Angel P yeah I do. It was the year when Justin beiber's grandson ran for ruler of the world

    • @comeonandslamandwelcometot4107
      @comeonandslamandwelcometot4107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      man, those were some crazy world wars

  • @hyenaholicproductions9033
    @hyenaholicproductions9033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I feel really sorry for Michael. I think he really did love kids and never hurt them, but he had problems that he never confronted and it messed him up. He really did perfect the music video and he was an awesome artist.
    And who hasn't wished to be a transformer?

  • @cjtheprop-maker
    @cjtheprop-maker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    15:17
    "FUCK! MICHAEL'S PACKING!"
    XD

  • @pablopont7676
    @pablopont7676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Michael:"Make that change"
    Me:"Nice message"
    "cuts to Michael shooting the gang members"
    Me: *bursts out laughing*

  • @vanellope681
    @vanellope681 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I think Smooth Criminal was better than Thriller too! *hides*

  • @haileycostello4961
    @haileycostello4961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    He's not saying leave me alone to the fans he's saying leave me alone to the press

  • @LadyOnikara
    @LadyOnikara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I really miss Michael. He really was the God of the 80's. Such talent and sparkle. (I can't remember if this inspired the Sega Genesis game, or if the game inspired this.)

    • @timmy841212
      @timmy841212 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The game came after this aired.

  • @vazzeg
    @vazzeg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:11 "...as a cloud of smoke for some reason transforms them into adults. Because...?"
    Because Stone Cold said so! *guzzles beer by the double*

  • @modestmaus
    @modestmaus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I dig the whole 80's stop motion music video thing so I find the "Leave Me Alone" music video to be fairly enjoyable and interesting. And the song is, while yes a bit silly & out of place in the context of how attention seeking Moonwalker is, great! One of my favorites from Michael, really.
    The part in this review that always makes me laugh the hardest is probably when Nostalgia Critic replays the footage of Michael Jackson shooting off the machine gun against other footage ("Make a change.." "AHHHHHHHHHH *rapidly fires machine gun*" lmao)

  • @spacepirateivynova
    @spacepirateivynova 9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    As he came into the window
    It was the sound of a crescendo
    He came into her apartment
    He left the bloodstains on the carpet
    I thought everyone knew those lyrics that grew up in the 80's :P

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +ReddmanDGZ suddenly i feel very uncomfortable

    • @crystalstruthers262
      @crystalstruthers262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im pretty sure it was a joke

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just cause someone grew up in the 80's do'nt mean they listened to pop, so no,not every one knows the lyrics

  • @DreamBelief
    @DreamBelief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I wonder how much input Michael actually had to this. It may not have been the ego trip it appears. Often, managers and record companies etc force people to do things like this. It may have been their decision. Artists don't have as much control as people sometimes think.

    • @mullaoslo
      @mullaoslo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think his heart was in the moonwalker segment.. Mabye the compilation before was demanded by Sony him to make it.. That said in the early 90s without TH-cam this was a good way to catch up on his earlier days

  • @jacobtebbe4435
    @jacobtebbe4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I’m going out on a limb and saying Michael had significant creative control on this project

  • @SuperTed19021
    @SuperTed19021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Joe Pesci-plays enemy in this, plays enemy to Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone", MC was best friends with MJ in his childhood. Mind explodes!

  • @gojirafan0577
    @gojirafan0577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This movie feels like a bunch of random michael jackson music videos crammed into a feature film

  • @Alondro77
    @Alondro77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    17:45 And Michael Jackson decided to return to his home planet and was never seen again. Because he died.
    Prophetic! ;]

  • @marissaromero8417
    @marissaromero8417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:56- "the hills are alive... With the sound of CHI'MON!!!!!" Classic

  • @justanaverageguy912
    @justanaverageguy912 9 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "but at least he was a half decent looking *woman"
    i think it was a real shame that he went through all these surgeries... he used to be such a goodlooking lad...
    and i think the construction worker was supposed to be sylvester stallone.

    • @WhoTookMyMirr
      @WhoTookMyMirr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I saw something about him wanting to erase all similarity to his father Joe, don't know how true it is

    • @sarabae4216
      @sarabae4216 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Mirr well his dad was prick

    • @masonlloyd1180
      @masonlloyd1180 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Sara Bae I'd even go so far as to call him an abusive piece of shit.

    • @jdg20042001
      @jdg20042001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Døde Brø Wrong. It's a shame that ppl like yourself think he was overly obsessed with surgery. Also not realizing that he also had vitiligo which caused his skin to go pale.

    • @WhoTookMyMirr
      @WhoTookMyMirr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +jdg20042001 vitilligo makes your skin go patchy, not bleach you Lily white. it would have also shown up in his childhood. do a google image search of actual vitilligo. look at pics from his early career vs the later years and you'll see that surgeons were not just gleefully taking his money instead of telling him to get help, but butchering him in the process.

  • @ghostoflazlo
    @ghostoflazlo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Ah, Moonwalker, I'm a huge Michael Jackson fan, I grew up with his music, Thriller was actually the first music video I ever saw apparently. Believe it or not there was a time where Michael Jackson was like a God to people, a time where women fainted at the sight of him before really fanting before seeing the sight of him, sorry, Michael. But Moonwalker was what started to be a tribute to all of Michael's success of the time right when he released his famous Bad album that was record breaking, was the first album to have 6 top ten singles. Michael is an incredible artist, there is no doubt, he writes, sings, dances, but when it comes to acting or keeping a story straight with his audience… not so much."
    *2002 IMDB reviews* sounds like familiar opening...???
    #nostalgiacritic #witfu

  • @mackpines
    @mackpines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:45 I love the way he says that.
    "I mean, GOD!"

  • @obblivionkr
    @obblivionkr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Damn, two months before Michael died? I miss him:(

  • @viktor330
    @viktor330 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    1:24 "Ich bin ein Michael Jackson."
    The german dude is apparently also Michael Jackson.
    It's spreading...

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was a joke about JFK.

    • @UnagiTempura
      @UnagiTempura 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Patrick Donnolley I am a jelly donut!

  • @sentry_repair_mann
    @sentry_repair_mann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When Michael left, I thought of this. "Change the world. My final message."

  • @louisduarte8763
    @louisduarte8763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You got me with "Michael Jackson's Flying Circus", the Transformers theme song, and "Poptimus Prime".

  • @anonymousinkproductions8624
    @anonymousinkproductions8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think Michael can make a really good movie, but he was learning with Moonwalker. Case in point: Ghosts

    • @cheddarbiscuits6220
      @cheddarbiscuits6220 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it was really a shame that michael jackson could never get into producing and directing films like he wanted.

  • @ichiyacharendini-stewart136
    @ichiyacharendini-stewart136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If you pause and look hard at 5:32, right about when the mob chases Michael and cartoonishly tramples his sycophants; it's possible Michael might have predicted or unintentionally inspired South Park ABOUT 10 YEARS PRIOR from its debut (Counting when the film was made, not so much released),

  • @theeringmaster9702
    @theeringmaster9702 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I actually played the video game to this when I was younger

  • @Horzuhammer
    @Horzuhammer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Wasn't the "construction worker" Sly Stallone, or is my caricature-identification out of whack?

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Horzuhammer looks like it!

    • @Rgoid
      @Rgoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It IS Sylvester Stallone!

  • @Lars_E_Mou
    @Lars_E_Mou 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:59 I have to complete this joke.
    MJ: I was...
    Police Officer: Sure you was. And I'll become a money loving krab called Mr. Krabz.

  • @ehman1492
    @ehman1492 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Alien Ant Farm's smooth criminal has 30 million more views than the mj video...
    *gives up on humanity*

    • @Franandlar
      @Franandlar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ehman But Whose Is More Memorable? Alien Ant Farm Or MJ?

    • @Sonen10
      @Sonen10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The original is now 20M views ahead. You can return to humanity now.

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I heard that version on American Pie I was legit upset. I’m like...you can’t do that.

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I swear I read somewhere that Michael was given the choice for making ONE movie but had so many ideas they just put them all into one. I stand by this movie as one of the most enjoyable films largely because I'm a huge MJ stan.

  • @akshaykumar_r
    @akshaykumar_r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    14:25 I agree xD I just like it more. For me, Smooth Criminal>=Beat It>Thriller.

  • @jasonsea6110
    @jasonsea6110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:32 this voice act is so good. I'm loosing my shit as much as I did 10 years ago.

  • @lashawndathomas5968
    @lashawndathomas5968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was after captain EO. This was done 80s. I still love this movie even as a adult...the kids was watching the concert . I saw this so many times as a kid

  • @danielscott5673
    @danielscott5673 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:25 R.I.P., Tina Turner and Paul Reubens aka Pee-wee Herman.

  • @GreenNinjaTea
    @GreenNinjaTea 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    2099 WERE SCARY TIMES

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      wow, 2090 times were SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRY

  • @jeremyroskes5391
    @jeremyroskes5391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:15 fun fact, the animation in this movie was done by the same guy who created the California raisins

  • @chilledandcool3918
    @chilledandcool3918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I LOVE how u complimented Thriller and Smooth Criminal!!👍🏾👍🏾. Calling them Masterpieces was perfect!!👍🏾👍🏾

  • @jjrama9647
    @jjrama9647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This video was aired 2 months before Michael Jackson's death.
    How eerie.

  • @lordbrickmasterproductions3531
    @lordbrickmasterproductions3531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    11:54 Michael secret of being a prime from cybertron, walkers roll out

  • @artofmore7197
    @artofmore7197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:48 Dude got so pissed, he turned into a demon.

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Yes, raping the ground is cool now."
    Pfft, wow. He really said that. XD

  • @aericabison23
    @aericabison23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wonder how Doug will react to “Ghosts”. It’s basically the 90s version of the Thriller music video, except with a slightly different storyline and songs from his remix album.

  • @MichaeIJacksonOFFICIAL
    @MichaeIJacksonOFFICIAL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This review always kills me XD

  • @jaderalves4693
    @jaderalves4693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    12:20
    Smooth Criminal

  • @mikeykitty1235
    @mikeykitty1235 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    All the stop animation characters are REALLY creepy.

    • @Sandlot1992
      @Sandlot1992 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Michael Siegler that's because they we're all animated by Will Vinton himself!

  • @rizerfusiondude8733
    @rizerfusiondude8733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Even though he died, I'm glad that I'm a fan of Michael Jackson.

  • @sian2337
    @sian2337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The 80s and 90s were a great period to grow up in.

  • @sharona1981
    @sharona1981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:29 To be honest, that sounds like a decent impersonation of Eddie Murphy, rather than MJ.

    • @bmalveau35
      @bmalveau35 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ellen Madigan lol I said the same thing!!

    • @samiam2003
      @samiam2003 ปีที่แล้ว

      right

  • @ecliptik8020
    @ecliptik8020 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Look, this film was obviously made for his fans, it has everything his fans love about him, his weirdness, his music and how magical he was,
    Non-fans will not apreciatte it

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm not really a fan and I enjoyed it. Especially as a kid.

    • @kellygalbreath3485
      @kellygalbreath3485 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Unknown Psycho eudiruiuuuu poop emojis but chicken noodle poop emojis I hate poo Moses 💩 poop poop poop poop poop poop devils devils bad big piece of poop emojis

    • @kellygalbreath3485
      @kellygalbreath3485 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Unknown Psycho 😘😙😙😋😆😷😣😝😞😞😞😈😈😆😆😷😷😠😟jdhdhdudhfufufiruruufjrjfjfufhdhdurururu😰😘😉😄😘😘😁sssssdx😁😁😁😁😁😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😜😙😜😜😷😖eghuugggygyyws!!:' -( :-( :-) :-) :-) :-) :-$ :-) :-) :-) :-$ :-$ :-) :-$ :-$ :' -( :-$ :-$ :-( :-( :-) 😜😜😗😜😗😗😝😗😝😗😜😗😜😗😜😔😜😔😜ddffffhuuuuu

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah true. Michael Jackson fans are wired and would appreciate this movie.

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow, this is the first time I see someone use the "for the fans" excuse outside of superhero movies.

  • @zacwollervoiceninja5136
    @zacwollervoiceninja5136 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 8:56, 10:38, 10:41, 10:44 & 10:48,
    I cannot stop laughing at Doug's MJ voice
    during the running scenes as well as a spoof of
    "The Hills Are Alive" from The Sound of Music!
    🎶"The hills are alive with the sound of CHIMONE!"🎶
    My favourite is: “CHIMONE, CHIMONE, CHIMONE!”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @austin5019
    @austin5019 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Michael Jackson is and will always be the King of Pop and his music will last forever!!!

    • @semiposer6111
      @semiposer6111 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's a nice thing to say but do you have anything to say about this video?

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm convinced that this movie was made specifically as a setup for the videogame, consisting in totally disconnected scenes each one serving as a level, and even featuring power-up transformations out of nowhere.
    And this is highly likely, since MJ himself supervisioned the whole multimediatic project.

    • @alcantar06
      @alcantar06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Played the shit out of that video game