Ty Spikes lol "boi you raith possessed ass, no one ring having ass, broken dagger having ass NIGGAAA!" *talion dies from roast* Horhog gains 15 respect
Evan Sheehan my nemesis was a butcher who blocked everything and was enraged by everything had a huge posse a big fuck off poisoned sword, he came back from the dead 6 times 4 of them in the span of a few minutes, only thing that could beat him was Morgi flies
I hear they're fixing that for the sequel. Heck apparently some of your orcs aren't even Branded at all and just follow you because they actually want to and that's...interesting.
As soon as he said that, it instantly flashed back to Shetland in Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory because that`s the last thing he says before you have the option to kill or spare (but both end with him (Shetland) being killed). "You wouldn`t shoot an old friend." He used to be the main protagonist`s best friend.
DarkeTribute Well, Tolkien did actually write all the orcs dialect in form of east London factory laborers way of talking. That being said, he had nothing against blue collar workers, he just thought that their "rough" form of English would be perfect for Orcs.
I remember one of my nemeses to be an archer (crossbow) came back from death something like 4 times (5 if you count the ending nemesis battle) ended up as one of those uruks with a sack over their head and all he would say after his 4th and 5th deaths was "I hate you, I hate you for what you've done to me"
Power 20 uruks are hard but only if they have good attengths and the weaknesses sre hard to find. For example if the captain had a fear of graugs only, he was a combat master and invulnerable to all combat finishers, stealth finishers, and bow finishers, and had a hate of burns, hate of pain, hate of losing, he would be very hard to beat, but of course, that depends if you have wraith burn and wraith flash unlocked, because if you do you can kill him easily
Was going to say that a few of these did not seem friendly. But then I caught myself and realized these are all the quotes from the 'friendly' titled Uruks. :P
A. Salsacookie Yea I know, I mean, if he's actually friendly how is he your nemesis, you guys gonna start trying to do the nicest things for each other
i encountered one friendly, But named Pushkrimp. Branded him, made him warchief, created power struggles so he was choppin other warchiefs.... those quotes tho....
I love his demeanor. Half the time it sounds like he wants to take the ranger out to a nice dinner, while the other time he just sugar coats his threats of murdering.
I had one of those recently... "There is no hate in my heart!"
Turns out, he *seriously* hated losing. So much for that.
Hate is such a strong word, let's just say he had a extreme distaste for losing.
This was so funny to imagine lol.
I actually had one saying that as well ...
...
Only that he did have a hate. Hate of His Rival. :,D
this made my day.
"There is no hate in my heart!
[ENRAGED BY EVERYTHING]
He deserved to be a warchief ! MAH BOI
It is written, only The Friendly can defeat the forces of Uruks.
So much politeness
he did become a warchief
look after 2:45 at his armour
Also the icon ;)
El biflo lol
"Turn away, leave now, I wouldn't dream of stabbing you in back." Whoever wrote the dialogue for this game is a damn genius.
And once you meet him again, he calls you coward. :,D
1:54 he even offers you a drink when you crash his feast, what a fine sir of an uruk!
Plot twist: he's serious
MY BOI
MY LAD
MY NIGGA
MI HOMBRE
MUI HEFFE, COME STAS?
MY BOY!!!! STICKY GLUE!!!! LUCKY US!!! *Prak Jaws scream*
In his immortal, and ONLY words, "Burn. MAIM. KILL THEM ALL!"
*The Worms! In my head, they wiggle! Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle!*
Slackboy 101 BUTTOOOOONSSS!!!
so does that mean prack jaws worships khorne
that's not your line Prak!
Horhog sounded like he was about to roast the fuck out of him in the first 3 seconds
Ty Spikes lol "boi you raith possessed ass, no one ring having ass, broken dagger having ass NIGGAAA!"
*talion dies from roast*
Horhog gains 15 respect
Fraydizs X'D
"👏 Horhog the Roastly 👏"
Strengths: Supreme Humiliation Skills
Weaknesses: None
MY BOY! This is the Dark Lord that all true Uruks strive for.
"MY LAD"
Ultimate bro.
man this guy seems like someone who would have a cupboards full with different types of tea in his tent.
I almost felt bad for killing my first friendly Uruk. But that was before he rose from the dead twice and became my nemesis.
Evan Sheehan I'd never kill a friendly Uruk - I'd brand
Nils Vos Branding them takes away the unique dialog.
Coney the zombie525 still, better than murdering him
Evan Sheehan my nemesis was a butcher who blocked everything and was enraged by everything had a huge posse a big fuck off poisoned sword, he came back from the dead 6 times 4 of them in the span of a few minutes, only thing that could beat him was Morgi flies
ThePeaceMaker28 I'm sorry for the pain you have endured
*M Y B O Y*
*Y*
*L*
*A*
*D*
I love you.
Yaaaassssss!!!
I wish Friendlies Were "Friendly"
BBerry well you can brand them.
They are not the Friendly anymore when you brand them. They lose all Personality
BBerry that's... Kind of sad
I hear they're fixing that for the sequel. Heck apparently some of your orcs aren't even Branded at all and just follow you because they actually want to and that's...interesting.
Goraka91 noice!
that one uruk who had an actual mom
The one Uruk that came from the suburbs.
*MYBOY*
edit: Holy shit it's just the first two lines, 4k well earned(?)
MYLAD
KIND SIR!
U LOOK LIKA FINE GENTL'MIN
Iron Knuckle my lad
the joker?
"The friendly"
Never before have I heard such a blatant lie coming from an Uruk.
Well, he *is* polite and soft-spoken while trying to murder you; I guess that's as friendly as an Uruk can get.
In this game, at least.
that's because you haven't seen the "the literate" one who is only capable of staring and screaming at the top of hist lungs
ROFL!
What a nice fellow
"would you really hurt your old pal?" no, no i wouldn't. your being branded haha
this guy was on at least seven layers of irony
Patches the Orc?
Who's Patches?
+kabob 007 dark souls reference
Iron Knuckle Ah. By the way, have you heard of our Lord and Savior Prâk Jaws?
Depends are you a cleric?
Dear god, not Prak. The one that makes Death shit itself.
I pray to God that he shows up in shadow of war
Did you hurt your old pal?
Grim Knight I hope he didn't. I'd want this Uruk on my side
Same.
I see what you did there. I liked it.
As soon as he said that, it instantly flashed back to Shetland in Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory because that`s the last thing he says before you have the option to kill or spare (but both end with him (Shetland) being killed).
"You wouldn`t shoot an old friend."
He used to be the main protagonist`s best friend.
"We don't have to fight!" *proceeds to fight*
"If I kill the monstah, do I BECOME the monstah? OWH I HOOOPE SO!"
this uruk has betzer maners than the most people today
Original Technoschock true that!
And spelling than you :^)
best orc is a friendly orc
Derek LaButte there not orcs but uruks only ratbag is a orc
That there Uruk has more fluid hip movement than I do. Dammit.
I'd date him.
Chillhelm der Breite I'd bend him over and show him a good timr
You guys would make sex with a Uruk?
Strange Guy my friend you clearly don't know humans very well
What are you talking about?
lol
Want a full army of friendly uruks, all being polite and nice to each other :)
horhog is basically australian orc lol
freedm7.62 as an Australian I can confirm this
freedm7.62
He's not Australian because he's not screaming 'cunt' and 'mate' every few seconds.
I'm Australian, and I can confirm this.
I'm a fucking moron. Exactly
+I'm a fucking moron. come to think of it, you're right aahahahha
OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE,
OY OY OY
Who came back to videos like this because of shadow of war ?
Random Person From the Internet
More like who's just now started playing Shadow of Mordor.
I like the way you think
Random Person From the Internet
I've gone back to playing it
In hope of finding a Prak Jaws
Random Person From the Internet me, I can't wait til shadow of war
Random Person From the Internet Loj
When you buy the british version of the game
All orcs are British, apparently.
Eddy You killed me XD
vincent milesi Glad I can make someone laugh with my cheesy jokes d:
Eddy more like canadian
DarkeTribute Well, Tolkien did actually write all the orcs dialect in form of east London factory laborers way of talking.
That being said, he had nothing against blue collar workers, he just thought that their "rough" form of English would be perfect for Orcs.
"My boy!" Gets me every time.
I remember one of my nemeses to be an archer (crossbow) came back from death something like 4 times (5 if you count the ending nemesis battle) ended up as one of those uruks with a sack over their head and all he would say after his 4th and 5th deaths was "I hate you, I hate you for what you've done to me"
10/10 would brand
"I am not like dem other orcs"
I forgot the title of the video, so I searched "Shadow of War most British orc" on TH-cam and found it XD
Nemesis Forge. It means we can put this dude into the sequel
Imagine how difficult that Uruk got once he got all the points from these events D:
Power 20 uruks are hard but only if they have good attengths and the weaknesses sre hard to find. For example if the captain had a fear of graugs only, he was a combat master and invulnerable to all combat finishers, stealth finishers, and bow finishers, and had a hate of burns, hate of pain, hate of losing, he would be very hard to beat, but of course, that depends if you have wraith burn and wraith flash unlocked, because if you do you can kill him easily
It's amazing that with over a hundred hours of gameplay I've heard almost none of these lines before.
You look like a fine Gentlemen too. I didn't know Uruks were so kind. What a delightful surprise.
You can tell he's getting pissed and more pissed as it goes on
"Would you REALLY hurt your old pal?" At that point; I wanted to leave him alone; I couldn't kill him after that quote
MAH BOI i was like MY NIGGA :D!!!!!!!!!
Somehow the politeness makes it even creepier....
I'm so conflicted
"Due to the fact that everything you've said so far was not in accordance to your actions, YES. I. WOULD!"
-the TearOfGrace type of answer.
Spawner24 lol
Yeah dont forget to say it in 5x normal speed. Due to the fact that eivnrtnigmfnxirnekf YES, I would.
TWrecks HaHa!!that was funny,no serioulsly.
Horhog is basically The Joker of Shadow Of Mordor.
Motivation: to kill his enemies with kindness:
He is the dad we need but don't deserve
"thought you were supposed to be brave....but you ran away like a pathetic coward!" HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS
Even worse, it`s quite possible for him to say the same thing, even if it was *him* that ran away (Retreated) before you did.
Was going to say that a few of these did not seem friendly. But then I caught myself and realized these are all the quotes from the 'friendly' titled Uruks. :P
So polite and civilized.
Did he wind up being your nemesis? Or did he get beheaded when you beat him at the end there.
That was a war chief death, so he got beheaded then
Foul Fagus You can chose to brand him
Its not only warchief death, its also battle-hardened trait.
That settles it, whenever I am about to engage someone in combat in a video game I am gonna greet them by yelling *My Boy!*
he's more like passive aggressive sarcastic rather than friendly
Chris Koloski He's polite
that moment when you are the bad guy......
He's dancin'. It's always a good time to groove in Mordor.
The "friendly" is a bold faced liar.
More like an understatement, I think.
Westy "The polite" would be more fitting
Whenever I encounter these seemingly friendly orcs, I brand them
The first time I saw a friendly Uruk had a giggle then killed him as soon as we crossed blades
This has to be the most flamboyant orc in the entire game
MAH BOI, He wanted to give him the sword.
You can see him getting angrier and angrier throughout the video.
He started out as "The Friendly", then became "The Sexually Depraved".
This dude wears a fedora in his free time.
He just sounds like he is coming onto you!
"MY BOY" and "MY LAD" Never ceases to crack me up lol
He seems like a reasonable fellow
"If I kill the monster, do I become the monster?" Deep
In shadow of war you should totally be able to make friends with the friendly uruks
A. Salsacookie How TF does it work as a Nemesis? you get into a fight over who's more polite?
A. Salsacookie Yea I know, I mean, if he's actually friendly how is he your nemesis, you guys gonna start trying to do the nicest things for each other
Adolf Hitler Quests for him or something like that
I could never really commit to Shadow of Mordor, but all these little tidbits are just one more reason I'm getting War day one.
*_M Y B O Y_*
This guy deserves a promotion.
awww what a polite fine gentleman
Just kiss him already! I can't take so much sexual tension.
Well now I have to go back and play until I find someone with "The Friendly" title.
....seems like he's hitting on talion a bit, "my sweet".."let walk to a more pleasant spot" calls tallion "his pet" etc.
The quiet or laughing ones are the most uncomfortable.
I get the feeling that it's a more 'sinister' kind of friendliness.
This is so much better than grunts and clicking sounds for 9 awkward seconds.
Horhog the SARCASTIC
when I find him he will join my army
The 1st thought after watching this video:
"W T H?"
He acts quite flamboyant
i encountered one friendly, But named Pushkrimp. Branded him, made him warchief, created power struggles so he was choppin other warchiefs.... those quotes tho....
My loyalist uruk is friendly. I hope he keeps his charm in the sequel.
I finally found a friendly orc that looks the same as him but his skin colour and uses a shield. He will be my most important orc.
Shadow of Mordor: UK edition
“....this peace is what al true warriors strive for”
The Joker of Mordor to Talion's Batman.
It'd be awesome if Shadow of War let you take him up on his offers!
more like "... the Sarcastic".
I love his demeanor. Half the time it sounds like he wants to take the ranger out to a nice dinner, while the other time he just sugar coats his threats of murdering.
If all scottish people are as friendly as this guy. i want to live in scotland
What a guy, trully somebody i would give a fortress in the second one: D
See?The orcs aren't so bad when you get to know them :D
I honestly could never tell if his friendliness was just extreme sarcasm or if he was being genuine.
*MAH BOI*
M Y L A D