I would also recommend searching 'Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop', by The Onion (if you somehow don't know the channel yet, you are in for a treat).
@@thomasvleminckx The point is not that technology is getting smaller per-se but that it's getting impractical. And the things that make it impractical are boasted as "features" like apple with the removal of the headphone jack
@@matt_at_this so? Still, Someone who remember using to be 12 while watching this and busting out laughing is a “skill issue”? Go learn what actually is ‘skill issue’. It isn’t someone saying they had issue remembering something and like that.
@@multiverseone8115 My japanese is terrible. I can make out: madanihongowo??shideimasu I recognize the 3 kanji for japan, but the kanji between the 'wo' and 'shi' hiragana I don't know.
@@dancoulson6579 I actually just Googled "How to say I'm still learning Japanese in Japanese." My Japanese is terrible too. I started learning a few weeks ago.
Ironically an Arduino would be light years better than anything with an Apple logo on it these days, for the simple reason that *you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT without dealing with proprietary garbage restrictions or preplanned obsolescence via garbage chips, lack of replacement parts, and an ever constant anticonsumer anti-3rd party repair ecosystem.
@Hugh Jones the only problem with laughing sound tracks are that they can mess with the timings and pacing in a scene, this one doesn't really get affected it that much though it'd be fine with and without it
I highly doubt that; electrons have no quantifiable size. (I really hope that wasn't sarcasm... If so, I probably look like a complete and utter fool).
Nah you're cool. Electrons don't have a quantifiable size, but when you're chips are so small electrons can jump willy nilly around it and short it out you know you've made the smallest chips imaginable. The physics of a chip that small is just too restrictive. Nevertheless, this is where messing around with quantum superpositioning comes in quantum computing. Why make smaller chips when you can make an electron carry twice as much information?
I don’t understand why people think that 12 years ago is like talking about middle age. 2008 was already a super technological period. In fact since then we didn’t really get further, except from the fact that now we’ve got much larger and buggy phone screens to handle with.
the procedure to change the language settings to "German" take five hours, to chinese(traditional) take five and a half hours. the guinnes record to change it back from chinese(traditional) to English was 23 hours and 23 minutes 32 seconds. untill someone found out that resetting it does the same by throwing it at a wall.
@@PatheticTV The funny thing is that you could write very easily in Chinese. You only need 6 keys to make every posible stroke of a character (That's how old numberpad phones used to work). And after only a few strokes the computer would probably know the character you are trying to make anyways, so if this were a real product, writing in Chinese could be even easier that writing in English
@@sebastiangudino9377 Is that how written Mandarin actually works?! I've been meaning to learn Chinese for a while (No specific reason; I just love languages) and if written input can be achieved with just six keys my typing speed could increase by several paragraphs a minute! ⌨💨😁 Trouble is; Though Chinese is fairly well spoken in the UK, it's not well known enough for me to be able to write everyday letters in it...
@dieseldragon6756 It is one of the most interesting writing schemes, but it is not that fast actually. Most people have since adopted a system called Pinyin. Which is just the regular latin alphabet. Although in Taiwan/Taipei you can still find another system called Bopomofo
This comment was written using a Mactini Nano. I bought it just when it was released. Works great. And it just took me 13 years to finish typing it, not bad at all!
Lol you must be a zoomer used to watching videos alone in your room. Tell me, how would a live crowd/audience respond to a funny respond to funny comedian in a bar or on stage? That's what laugh tracks try to emulate. Supposed to trigger some association with humour before the joke itself.
*"Oh boo hoo, let me press F on the smallest keyboard"*
*presses keyboard 6 times*
@Anshdeep Saini I lost count... and ended with B. Who gifted me this rubbish?
69 likes nice
@@goatmedude Bethesda Middle East isnt celebrating pride month and doesnt have rainbow logo
Scott Wales what do you mean
Does it come with DVD drive?
Sold separately
Dvdnano
@Aaron Turina no dvd nanos
bruh 🐧ind nice
you got to press it for 2 hours and release it for 50 minutes tap 90 times and it will open the dvd drive
This dude: Breaths
The Laugh track: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
breaths.
@@nashe7372 hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@nashe7372 HAHHAHAHAH IM DYINHMGGFNCC
Breathes!
comment section: makes a dumb obvious jokes with a dumb over-used format
people reading the comments: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
It's funny how this mocked most technology failures and still does. This aged extremely well
The second part where something gets obsolete in a small time : yes.
The first part with tiny technology: phones are getting bigger!
I would also recommend searching 'Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop', by The Onion (if you somehow don't know the channel yet, you are in for a treat).
@@spyrosdeloglou8970 I found that channel about a month ago, there old videos are gold
It aged horribly. Show me how phones are getting smaller.
@@thomasvleminckx The point is not that technology is getting smaller per-se but that it's getting impractical. And the things that make it impractical are boasted as "features" like apple with the removal of the headphone jack
He looks like *Bill Gates* dressed as *Steve Jobs* and put makeup as *Mark Zuckerberg.*
To the barman: Yes, i want that one.
Ikr 🤣🤣
the ultimate evil
*Bill Jobsburg*
He looks like Jackie Chan tbh
this guy: *does anything*
audience: L A U G H
the joys of the laugh track
but he was really funny though
2008 comedy yes
but you gotta know when to laugh right, if they didnt have a laugh track then how will i know if its even a comedy or not
The Big Bang Theory be like:
12years ago:
"This is mactini" everyone laughed.
Today:
us to Apple Watch “hey Siri!”
Siri: "showing you pictures of spaghetti."
Siri: "showing you pictures of brian may."
As a side note to that comment, I’ve never been able to get my Apple Watch to respond to Siri commands. Damn, she’s just like the wife.
*Today : Still laughing, not having any smart watch
@@nigeljames6017 does your wife not respond to Siri commands either,?
I remember watching this when I was 12 and busting out laughing. A timeless classic
@@matt_at_this how is it ‘skill issue’? Get a life.
@@matt_at_this NOW TELL ME WHATS A SKILL ISSUE
@@matt_at_this so? Still, Someone who remember using to be 12 while watching this and busting out laughing is a “skill issue”?
Go learn what actually is ‘skill issue’. It isn’t someone saying they had issue remembering something and like that.
200
@@cometkeiko I clearly missed something lmfao
This becomes more relevant every year.
haha the first thing i thought when i saw one key was the lack of headphone port.
Zoot101 Fidget Laptop
Zoot101 i
Zoot101 km pn o
Intruducing the $999 apple computer stand
Meanwhile, in Japan: "If I wanted to type the letter な, I'd press it 62 million, 48 thousand, 5 hundred and 92 times."
Lol...
なに???
@@eikosimino5579 まだ日本語を勉強しています。
@@multiverseone8115 My japanese is terrible.
I can make out:
madanihongowo??shideimasu
I recognize the 3 kanji for japan, but the kanji between the 'wo' and 'shi' hiragana I don't know.
@@dancoulson6579 I actually just Googled "How to say I'm still learning Japanese in Japanese." My Japanese is terrible too. I started learning a few weeks ago.
I can’t wait for the new Macroscopic, and I’ve heard rumors of a macteria coming out
This was a very well crafted comment 👏
I misread that as mactera and had DRG ptsd for a moment
@@zeniththetoaster9712 *distant Grabber screech*
@@dydlus FOCUS FIRE
cant wait for Macovid19 and Macovid20
“Can i get a new computer?”
“We’ve already got one at home”
The computer at home:
"You guessed it - 26 times!" Yet I only counted 23.
same xD
Same
Same
Same
If he pressed it 23 times this could’ve been W
It Took Me 12 Years To Type This Comment Using That Mactini Nano.
Haha
You could type it faster by not capitalyzing every first letter.
you win all
😭😂😂😂😂
@@gabrieleduardo504 he wanted to flex.
It’s not about the size, it’s about the performance, guys.
That's what he said.
He, she, or they, all inclusive in 2021, from whatever angle you’re viewing this from :)
that's what it said
2 inch turbocharged
@@lostotter1956 fr
The fact that it is actually possible to make a computer this small now with an arudino is very cool
It was also possible back when the video came out, actually 🙂
No, it's not cool at all
@@RomanesEuntDomus. You just had to ruin our hopes and dreams.
Ironically an Arduino would be light years better than anything with an Apple logo on it these days, for the simple reason that *you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT without dealing with proprietary garbage restrictions or preplanned obsolescence via garbage chips, lack of replacement parts, and an ever constant anticonsumer anti-3rd party repair ecosystem.
@@asakayosapro shut up
he pressed it 24 times!!
+sleetskate "Well, thanks to the revolutionary FuzLogic feature the Mactini will now guess your intentions, which, of course, was the letter Z."
I counted 23 XD
Old, trashy, dead meme.
The camera was shot in his face during the counting. (sorry for bad english)
sleeskate you really need to find job or something man :D
It took me 12 years to complete Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare using the Mactini
I only made it to Chernobyl gave up lol
as in the first 10 minutes of the game
@@Chonksta oh hey there
Pretty sure you had to wait about a decade for the game to be released for mac 😂😂😂
How long did it take you to type this comment?
Ants: I see this is an absolute win
Fire ant
@@PINKGUY-c2x poop ant
@@pantzrat6273 bomb ant
@@kuroudo5481 sussy ant
@@bubaaaaaaaaa Ignore ant
man predicted the apple watch
1:10 This is actually an accurate description of watching movies on a smartphone.
nah.. that's me at online class on my brand new Mactini Nano
Kind of true kind of not true. No offence btw
Mostly smartphone has 5-6inch more
Bruh I watch movies on an iPod nano 3rd gen
almost 11 years old
yet still doesn't feel out of date
12 now(;
Apart from the laugh track
@Hugh Jones the only problem with laughing sound tracks are that they can mess with the timings and pacing in a scene, this one doesn't really get affected it that much though it'd be fine with and without it
@Hugh Jones not funny ones, no
@OneFortyFour That's the joke
you know when it's complicated when the user manual is bigger then the laptop
Lol
Would of make the mactini easy to type if they use morse code to type on it
god the mactini nano must be like a mile long
Thank goodness you revealed the joke to us all.
How did it take me 13 years to find this?? It’s comedy gold!
Ah “The mactini” the finest in gaming computer tech
it's obsolete
B-but I just bought half of the company
Insipiring ragequits since 2008
With only 20 pixels
hey i hear you like mein kraft
nobody:
youtube recommendation after 10 years: The new mactini
I remember watching this when I was young
True
shit all the way eh
Same here
11*
Remember when everybody thought technology would just keep getting smaller?
Frydon97 It still is in some respects
The innards of computers have gotten so small in fact, that electrons are literally too big for the tech to get any _smaller._
I highly doubt that; electrons have no quantifiable size. (I really hope that wasn't sarcasm... If so, I probably look like a complete and utter fool).
Nah you're cool. Electrons don't have a quantifiable size, but when you're chips are so small electrons can jump willy nilly around it and short it out you know you've made the smallest chips imaginable. The physics of a chip that small is just too restrictive.
Nevertheless, this is where messing around with quantum superpositioning comes in quantum computing. Why make smaller chips when you can make an electron carry twice as much information?
Ah yes, I understand now. I likely wasn't really thinking when I made that comment... Thanks for the helpful information!
“if I type the letter a, I press it once”
*LAUGHING INTENSIFIES*
What a legend this man! He typed “z” which was supposed to happen when he pressed the key 26 times, but instead he did it 23 times and typed z!
It’s the equivalent of cooking minute rice in 56 seconds even though it actually takes 5 minutes
w
24
No its cut.
@@YamamotoTV2021 He was going at a certain bpm and you easily keep going along with that, and using that logic yes he does press it 23 times
*Is everyone okay?? im getting this in my recommended 12 years later*
It is not for us to understand the algorithm's ways... Take care!
Sameeee here
I also just thought the same thing
Same
Definitely confused me when it appeared lol
0:14 Where's the headphone jack!?
bluetooth
Oof
It hasn't got a heaphone jack, coz that's what everbody needs. it has a custom connector that's half as compatible but twice as expensive.
courage
SYQmusic you forgot the fact that it changes each year so that you have to buy the new one
14yrs later (typing)...The Mactini is awesome, :D !
wow 8 years old but still applies to today 😂
OlafSlapoGaming a bad roast is bad
Applies to what exactly?
I'm 8
AbdallaBest267 im 12
TheNinjaEnd I am also 12. (My 13th birthday is coming in 1 month)
*Can't believe that this masterpiece was created 12 years ago*
Its better than a lot of the content nowdays,this is just super great
I don’t understand why people think that 12 years ago is like talking about middle age. 2008 was already a super technological period. In fact since then we didn’t really get further, except from the fact that now we’ve got much larger and buggy phone screens to handle with.
Masterpieces doesn't come thinking about their time period
@@SmartWorkingSmartWorker 16 years now
*Guy types up a comma*
The “viewers” : funniest sh*t i’ve ever seen
@Hugh Jones wha-
@@randomviewer3899 what a humourless generation you millennials are
@Hugh Jones stfu
@@yourmom7713 What a sad person you are, stereotyping generations to be this and that. Not everyone is the same 🙄.
@@player34536 ❄
The fact that it’s funny, but it has an relaxing gentle tap there
I'm surprised that TH-cam recommended this to me after 12 years
same
I watched it bout 6 years ago at 11 years old and thought it was real lol
i have no idea why youtube recommended this to me.
Yoo me too
Hahaha, same!
It took me an hour to write what i'm saying now.
It took me 7 years to respond, cause of the comma
it tk me 4 dy to rspnd t u.
a
@@koschmieder7138 h
z
1:07 His left ear really enjoyed that
Okay
I hope this year they finally launch the Mactini Micro, the hype is real
The Mactini Yocto
They just announced the MacQuark, it comes in all 3 colors for only $87,499
nano is smaller than micro dumbass
@@henneyten4390 lmao, I have big hands bruh
How about MacPlanck? It's just a transistor that represents a binary digit.
Jokes aside, this is possible to create nowadays.
It is just.... useless and dumb that no one tried to produce this.
ive seen someone try lol
quadratic wheels are possible also.
You mean smartwatches? They are really tiny beast
Have you checked out the dude who played minecraft on birth control screen
@@priyabratasadhukhan6435 yeah smart watches are that size. They are pretty useless but people make them anyway.
the procedure to change the language settings to "German" take five hours, to chinese(traditional) take five and a half hours.
the guinnes record to change it back from chinese(traditional) to English was 23 hours and 23 minutes 32 seconds.
untill someone found out that resetting it does the same by throwing it at a wall.
Speedrun tactics are getting wild man. You hear about the new quadrotap exploit for the Open Netflix Any% run?
@@PatheticTV The funny thing is that you could write very easily in Chinese. You only need 6 keys to make every posible stroke of a character (That's how old numberpad phones used to work). And after only a few strokes the computer would probably know the character you are trying to make anyways, so if this were a real product, writing in Chinese could be even easier that writing in English
@@sebastiangudino9377 Is that how written Mandarin actually works?! I've been meaning to learn Chinese for a while (No specific reason; I just love languages) and if written input can be achieved with just six keys my typing speed could increase by several paragraphs a minute! ⌨💨😁
Trouble is; Though Chinese is fairly well spoken in the UK, it's not well known enough for me to be able to write everyday letters in it...
@dieseldragon6756 It is one of the most interesting writing schemes, but it is not that fast actually. Most people have since adopted a system called Pinyin. Which is just the regular latin alphabet. Although in Taiwan/Taipei you can still find another system called Bopomofo
1:26 The moment we have all been waiting for
Gaming
Gaming
Bang bang thud
Still funny 13 years later
This guy looks like the Love Child of John Lennon and Paul McCartney
LOL
And now I can't unsee it. Thanx!
You know this is the guy that played Darth Maul
He looks like the 3rd flatmate from shaun of the dead cant remember the name
He played one of the deceased Xandarian commanders in Guardian of The Galaxy Vol.1
Apple in a nutshell.
What this means is Apple releases a product, then later Apple releases another product, which then makes the other product useless or obselete
Apples don't come in nutshells, nuts come in nutshells!
litteraly
Texas VEX Alliance No Timmy, apples are not nuts. :P
why is it called apple mactini
Video: *Becomes 12 years old*
TH-cam algorithm: Its recommendation time!
and 12 years later, we introduce The Macatom
People in the past: computer will fit on a table one day
People in 2008:
It can even fit on a dust particle!
presenting the macintini nano 2 with the same power as the 1st but its the size of an atom
"teet-teet-teet-tat"for comma.
,
Mactini Nano 3, the size of the planck length (smallest possible distance, 1,62×10^-35m).
well the only living things can operate it was ants...
it literally is just an atom
"Rat-a-tat-tat."
+lacklustreplough hahahaha
,
So you started this huh?
,
,
**everyone laugh**
You can see how much work this man did by looking at his eyes
omfg writing an essay with that thing would take 2 million years
Even worse, a novel,
Even more worse,Dictionary
Even worse, the mactini manual
the bible.
even worse,the prophet mohammed
"This is the perfect time to recommend this to everyone"
-TH-cam today
ikr? also hello im from the future
Nah today is the true perfect time.
Therapist: Mactini isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Mactini:
No, why did I read that as "The rapist"... xD
*gets out hammer* MACTINI IM ARMED COME AT ME
Therapist jokes are relatively new I guess
Therapist: 1:25
@@dervvy Lol
Just got recommended, what a masterpiece
"Since I started this comercial we already released a new model making this one obsolete"
This is so apple it hurts
Video: Twelve years old
TH-cam: "It's time to recommend this to everyone!"
How original
@@RoccHard13 ngl "how original" comments aren't original in the slightest
I see these type of comments everywhere please just stop.
🤣🤣🤣 I watched it in 2021.
TH-cam thinks of this movie as a vintage year wine.
His advertising American accent is amazing. All people in the US commercials sound like that. Peter Serafinowicz is criminally underrated
It’s that weird California accent
After 12whole years I get this recommended 😂😂😂❤️🤘🤘
Bruh, this coming into my recommendations after *10 years* , but bruh it was a damn worth it. This is an absolute piece of art lmao.
Bruh
Bruh bruh bruh? Bruh! Bruh bruh.
"Mom, can we buy a computer?"
"No, we have a computer at home."
Computer at home:
Mactini nano
Guy: *has a heart attack and dies on set.*
The audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Are you talking about Tommy Cooper?
With the mactini you will be able to write that email at a 678% less of the speed and only 10 minutes of battery life truly a day for innovation
YT : "Let us recommned this 12 years later. Because they will watch anything at this point."
Normal Macbook manual: 📜
Le Mactini: 1:00
i love how he's cross-eyed the entire time
Can't blame him. He probably has to use the mactini 3 inches away from his face
I think he is partially sighted. It adds to the humor, because it's already difficult to see on such a small screen for anyone. :-p
This aged like fine wine 😂
“Watching Movies, and giving presentations”
I died.
This comment was written using a Mactini Nano. I bought it just when it was released. Works great. And it just took me 13 years to finish typing it, not bad at all!
THIS IS STILL THE BEST VIDEO EVER ON TH-cam
Mr Hyperbole
No! The toilet grenade is better!
no it isn't
This Guy was in John Wick 2 selling Guns to John Wick - He said something special for the night 😂
I just let his facial expression sink into me. It's an iFace.
I've seen this video 12 years ago, now TH-cam decided to show it to me again.
Thanks, TH-cam.
How has your life been on the last 12 years
@@Vitorruy1 I went through a whole lot, trying not to mess up with it.
Thank you for the laugh track, I didn't know when I should laugh
What's extra funny is Apple users would definitely buy it.
Nobody: ...
Steve Jobs: Mactini, the smallest computer in the world.
Everybody: wut?
Steve Jobs: Macnano.
Homie
“Look at me into my eyes, and take me seriously”
lol
Lool
look at me.. look at mee-- Im the captain now
me: mom we should buy a laptop
mom: we have laptop at home
laptop at home:
One of the funniest videos on the internet
This is like a shitpost, but it's from over a decade ago _and_ from television.
Are you familiar with what a sketch show is?
10 years ago we laughed. Now we have Apple Watch.
This would be actually funny if there's no crowd laughing and a bit more serious. Because humans tend to laugh at things you're not supposed to
a
a
Lol you must be a zoomer used to watching videos alone in your room.
Tell me, how would a live crowd/audience respond to a funny respond to funny comedian in a bar or on stage? That's what laugh tracks try to emulate. Supposed to trigger some association with humour before the joke itself.
You're trying to pick a fight?
If that's so, you can win cuz I don't wanna get my hands dirty. I do it the gentlemen way.
On top of that, those were just sound effects prerecorded and aren't live crowd?
0:35 It was at this moment John began questioning the life choices that led him to this moment
0:54 rat tat tat tat 😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG i never laugh like that
Over 12 years, this video never failed to make me laugh
Who else feels like the background laughs made it worse
Mactini was something which was way beyond its time
I can't believe this was recommended after 12 years.
well at least you can play gta v HD 1080p 60 FPS m8 11/10
1080p?!?!?!?! Its 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol
+The King “MinecraftSuperGamer” Shalev THAT'S OVER 9,000!
HOLY SHIT WE RE GONNA BE MILLIONAIRE GIRLS!
∞K
Hri7566 lol
1:14 This is actually pretty convenient, being able to move to the next slide with just a single button interface is much more better with one tap.
One key, for everything.
14 years of reading the manual and learning typing on it , I finally manage to type this comment using the mactini laptop.
The *Expressions of his eyes*
This guy sounds like a text to speech robot
He nailed the typical Mac user look.
And the enthusiasm about lack of features.
Watching this on my Apple Watch
Guy: my mother passed away yesterday after fighting cancer for 6 years.
Audience: AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That would probably be a funny gag though...
This was 12 years ago, so I guess they already have the latest Mactini Pico.
"I press it 26 times"
*proceeds to press it 22 times and trigger my OCD.*
24
I counted 23
WHAT IS THIS MAGIC
typup
The algorithm has blessed me this day