My first week as....A THIEF

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @wtfbilly143
    @wtfbilly143 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Went from robbery to financial planning 😂😂😂😂

    • @kingmeech5238
      @kingmeech5238 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAO FACTS😂😅

    • @isisisi.
      @isisisi. ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right ?! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @naye5178
    @naye5178 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    This was definitely the beauty salon robber😂

    • @nila309
      @nila309 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For sure!

    • @bossladykey2
      @bossladykey2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ad-Lo
      @Ad-Lo ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My first thoughts EXACTLY! 😂

    • @IAmTheoracle007
      @IAmTheoracle007 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you, I think it was a nail salon but I was right there with you on this one

    • @bubblestcat
      @bubblestcat ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WOOORRRD!!!!

  • @wellitsclose
    @wellitsclose ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “Girl what you need me to do!” Is wiiiiilllld 😂

  • @bcgmktg
    @bcgmktg ปีที่แล้ว +356

    First and last week as a thief, you bout to get fired from thieving too.

    • @toyam5730
      @toyam5730 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂

    • @elenam9435
      @elenam9435 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She won't last a week. I'd give her 24-48 hours. If that long...😂😂😂

    • @IntuitivelyDriven
      @IntuitivelyDriven ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @msbettyofnewark5812
      @msbettyofnewark5812 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joycebaker85
      @joycebaker85 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @CoasterVision
    @CoasterVision ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "You probably can't tell cuz I was so smooth with it but this my first robbery" LMAO

  • @ToriJanet
    @ToriJanet ปีที่แล้ว +353

    The symbolism of the folding chair quietly leaning against the wall in case it is needed.

    • @Ad-Lo
      @Ad-Lo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      💀💀💀

    • @yrb5512
      @yrb5512 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Good catch 😂somebody better grab it in the name of the Montgomery boat brawl 😂

    • @CoCo_Moody
      @CoCo_Moody ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I didn't even catch that one 😂

    • @shekinawashington
      @shekinawashington ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I seent it make a cameo appearance! 😂😂😂

    • @ZebraLens
      @ZebraLens ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

  • @tamaraglenn1574
    @tamaraglenn1574 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    😂😂😂 “Check your bra” had me rolling

  • @sweetestblkesscense
    @sweetestblkesscense ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I am so weak‼️Not check your bra😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Future-zx9ts
    @Future-zx9ts ปีที่แล้ว +594

    EJ, you’re going to be about as successful as the guy at the nail salon! 👀👀🤣🤣🤣

  • @wallacerica
    @wallacerica ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I cannot. Thieving definitely ain't for you. "I'll see you next time. Maybe you'll have something." 🤣

  • @newton3483
    @newton3483 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Giving financial advice while robbing😂😅

  • @michaellynch9557
    @michaellynch9557 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    “You need a grant!” #dead😂😂😂

    • @shawnise
      @shawnise ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Do you know your business credit score?" 😂😂😂

  • @CurlyToeChronicles
    @CurlyToeChronicles ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You definitely want to go to jail😂😂😂 Fred come get yo wife!!!!!

  • @2400md
    @2400md ปีที่แล้ว +249

    The heat has officially gotten to EJ 😂😂😂

    • @tdperrychatham
      @tdperrychatham ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mshammy1
      @mshammy1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😅😅😅😊

    • @karenl.forest7083
      @karenl.forest7083 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the way I hollered 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Katchancellor
    @Katchancellor ปีที่แล้ว +117

    You should've watched "Set It Off" for some tips before you embarked on your new career. 😂😂😂

  • @CocoButta
    @CocoButta ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Did you steal Ms Jackie's burgundy lunchbox with the pinto beans??? Just asking for a friend😂😂😂

    • @tdperrychatham
      @tdperrychatham ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂😂😂😂 not the lunchbox again!! Ms Jackie still crying

    • @taliahsworld4149
      @taliahsworld4149 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And her favorite scripture 😊

    • @GuavaGirlAlice
      @GuavaGirlAlice ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @GardeningGraceAndGratitude
      @GardeningGraceAndGratitude ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ms Jackie still upset about her lunchbox. 😂😂😂😂

    • @tonyawaldon1432
      @tonyawaldon1432 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂 lawd, where Robert at??

  • @Bignstuf
    @Bignstuf ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I thought this was going to end up being a commercial for business grants … but nope that thief was really concerned about the business😂

  • @reginataylor9701
    @reginataylor9701 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Don’t play with me😡….Cause you need a grant”👀 😭😂🤦‍♀️😭😭😭😭

  • @Dr.DeeDesta
    @Dr.DeeDesta ปีที่แล้ว +221

    The most compassionate, funny robber ever!😂😂😂

  • @meorthejob
    @meorthejob ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “This thang is itching me” is me for SURE. I could never.

  • @BeeDoll01
    @BeeDoll01 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    EJ I swear you're just the gift that keeps on giving ! 😂🤣

    • @acts17v34
      @acts17v34 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is one of best descriptions of EJ that I have heard. 🥰

  • @IAmClearAsCrystal
    @IAmClearAsCrystal ปีที่แล้ว +281

    What’s a “mini-gun” and how do you go from thief to business coach?

    • @FirstLast-dk1ex
      @FirstLast-dk1ex ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol, she was practicing her business Speak before she started preaching this in jail😂😂

    • @laurenm.7264
      @laurenm.7264 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A hot glue gun 😂😂😂

    • @querellenono2683
      @querellenono2683 ปีที่แล้ว

      The M134 Minigun is an American 7.62×51mm NATO six-barrel rotary machine gun with a high rate of fire (2,000 to 6,000 rounds per minute).[2] It features a Gatling-style rotating barrel assembly with an external power source, normally an electric motor. The "Mini" in the name is in comparison to larger-caliber designs that use a rotary barrel design, such as General Electric's earlier 20 mm M61 Vulcan, and "gun" for the use of rifle ammunition as opposed to autocannon shells.
      "Minigun" refers to a specific model of weapon that General Electric originally produced, but the term "minigun" has popularly come to refer to any externally powered rotary gun of rifle caliber. The term is sometimes used loosely to refer to guns of similar rates of fire and configuration, regardless of power source and caliber.

    • @querellenono2683
      @querellenono2683 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arnold had one in Predator and Terminator 2

  • @mamarha2011
    @mamarha2011 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Not you trying to give business advice in the middle of a robbery with the folding chair in the background tho!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @missyelle2749
    @missyelle2749 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    When I tell you I laughed so hard. I know doggone well she did not sit up and counsel the owner of the store she was trying to rob!!!! EJ are a blessing to us and I pray for your continued success and abundance because you surely deserve it!

    • @thelawofficeofjbhilliard8666
      @thelawofficeofjbhilliard8666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea...that took me out! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @missyelle2749
      @missyelle2749 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thelawofficeofjbhilliard8666 right!! I swear she has me thinking these are real characters when I watch her. Let’s not forget Ms Jackie. I pray one day someone returns her burgundy lunch sack. Lol😂

  • @lizziewade169
    @lizziewade169 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    😂😂😂The fact that you keep revealing yourself!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Resilience1908
    @Resilience1908 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I’m so proud of EJ for not breaking character 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yanichambers9900
    @yanichambers9900 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    On a whim 😂😂 Girl I’m weak 😂😂

  • @naye5178
    @naye5178 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Its the uneven eye holes for me😂😂😂

  • @Book2screenqueen
    @Book2screenqueen ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Stealing the gift cards is low 😂😂😂

  • @yvetteboonecreates
    @yvetteboonecreates ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Girl I definitely could not tell it was your first robbery....you did real good!! LOL. Hilarious!!

  • @ronibigbangnicole
    @ronibigbangnicole ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Lmaoo EJ!! You are hilariousl!! Not first robbery and you constantly taking the mask off!! 🥴😬😅

    • @nila309
      @nila309 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It will inevitably be the last one too!

  • @tamaradebose
    @tamaradebose ปีที่แล้ว +31

    EJ is a bona fide nut!!! If I didn’t know it before, I know it now. 😅😂😅😂😂😂

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei ปีที่แล้ว +34

    From robber to business advisor😂😅

  • @chrism9294
    @chrism9294 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When she said, “Don’t worry about it” to the lady without a purse and no money in her bra, so understanding ❤😂❤😂.

  • @wordsofcheer
    @wordsofcheer ปีที่แล้ว +68

    lol...tears in my eyes the whole way through. I needed this laugh today! Comedy/laughter is definitely medicine for the soul.

  • @pri_shay_dior
    @pri_shay_dior ปีที่แล้ว +50

    You lifting up your mask reminded me of the guy that robbed a store while wearing a box. He accidentally knocked it off. 😂

    • @Itsalwaysbeenaboutme1844
      @Itsalwaysbeenaboutme1844 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait what? I need to look that video up. Lol

    • @pri_shay_dior
      @pri_shay_dior ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Itsalwaysbeenaboutme1844 th-cam.com/video/o3900Nnwg0E/w-d-xo.html

  • @bethanybarfield5866
    @bethanybarfield5866 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Baby! you too distracted, you would've been tackled within 5 minutes of the robbery, that ain't for you. 😂😂😂

  • @Zoe_Halls
    @Zoe_Halls ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It's the back to back content for me 😊😊😊😊😊

  • @karenl.forest7083
    @karenl.forest7083 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Not EJ giving financial counseling and empathy to the shop owner🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @silineolesclir7843
    @silineolesclir7843 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    No EJ, you could NEVER 😂😂😂. You digressed so quickly from your purpose of robbery and fell into talking story. So funny. Thank you for this one.

  • @ct580
    @ct580 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sister you is craaaazzzzy😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jenniferbetsill439
    @jenniferbetsill439 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    EJ don't quit your day job because being a stick up person not for you. Sheika gonna tell everybody she know on you.😂😂😂

  • @kryssyskloud
    @kryssyskloud ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Those eye slits got me rollin’!! ❤😂😂😂❤

  • @younglaster
    @younglaster ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is my fear: that I'll encounter this level of shenanigans and get shot for laughing at them.

  • @Bre_JR
    @Bre_JR ปีที่แล้ว +18

    EJ you are a breath of fresh air!! this was much needed after I quit my job today. I emailed my Manager my notice today at lunch, that today is my last day effective immediately. messed her whole lunch up, she resort to begging for me stay on, but it's a NOPE. I don't like working under duress and threats. so she EFFed around and found out. I wasn't the only one she threatened; from supervisor all the way down. she wrote up my supervisor for not coming to work (her mother had a heart attack, she notified the Manager of this on her way to the hospital). So yeah.

  • @Gabi2484
    @Gabi2484 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Not "check your bra"! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @4789slydax
    @4789slydax ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I was in tears before you started talking. Loved it.

  • @chloelageaux769
    @chloelageaux769 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What in the don't set it off is going on here?! Lol 😂😂😂

  • @js1js135
    @js1js135 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    She *DEFINITELY* needs a business grant! LOL

  • @Alecia_Hightower
    @Alecia_Hightower ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I thought EJ was about to throw a promotion in there when she started giving business advice 😂😂

  • @pockahantiss
    @pockahantiss ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I needed this today. My 27 year old cousin went to glory today. I really needed to at least smirk today. Thanks E.J.🕊💔😔

    • @teenacherry4958
      @teenacherry4958 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My condolences to you. May they rest in peace 🙏🏾 🕊

    • @GH4m9708
      @GH4m9708 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My condolences to you and your family 🙏🏾

    • @selenasimmons6653
      @selenasimmons6653 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🙏🏽🤍

    • @stephanieramires7750
      @stephanieramires7750 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm so sorry for your loss 🙏

    • @avyhes
      @avyhes ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am so sorry for your loss

  • @wandat5042
    @wandat5042 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “I’ll see you next time” did EJ make an appointment to rob Sheika again?😂😂

    • @hawtnsweet
      @hawtnsweet ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @kdubbswinston3673
    @kdubbswinston3673 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    But did y'all peep 👀 the black FOLDING CHAIR🪑 in the background!!!! 👍💯🙌👏👏👏😂

  • @Jerel_con_jota
    @Jerel_con_jota ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not the robber consulting 😂😂😂

  • @sunkissedarkandainty01
    @sunkissedarkandainty01 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I spit up my sprite 😂😂🤣😂 E.j. you are craaaazzzyyy!!! I'm D.U.N DONE 🛌 😂😂

  • @bossladykey2
    @bossladykey2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How you a robbing the joint and telling them where you keep your 💳 at 😂😂😂😂😂.. EJ you gonna get caught now that Sheeka saw your face 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaellynch9557
    @michaellynch9557 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Sheika!!???😂😂😂😂

  • @Glitch_1000
    @Glitch_1000 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “This is DEFINITELY a stick up.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stick-Up Shana, y’all.

  • @Naayaah.sc1990
    @Naayaah.sc1990 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    😂😂😂 OMG my belly hurts. Thank you , all the way from Somaliland.

  • @acts17v34
    @acts17v34 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The way this had me and my daughter laughing was something else. I love getting to hear her laugh.

  • @RockieC1
    @RockieC1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lmaooo the barley cut eye holes 🤣🤣

  • @tjax5534
    @tjax5534 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    EJ! 😂😂😂😂 Threats, sympathy, and business advice 😂😂😂 WHY?!? 😂😂😂😂

  • @LuvLight44
    @LuvLight44 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The smooth walk thru the door had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cheray_
    @Cheray_ ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I gotta see the boo-hoo mugshot, EJ don't need no Newport...she tellin' all on herself, "ain't no robbery if I didn't get anything"🤷🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️❤🙏🏾

  • @keepithappy9436
    @keepithappy9436 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    😂😂😂😂😂Sheka, is that you!😂😂

  • @vernellhill9920
    @vernellhill9920 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    EJ you are tripping w/out the luggage 😂

  • @DC-fo3gh
    @DC-fo3gh ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I NEEDED THIS LAUGH 😃 😀

  • @mars9986
    @mars9986 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I can just imagine her putting that hat back in the closet and becoming confused come winter. 'Which one of ya'll... wait, no that was me."

  • @mshammy1
    @mshammy1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pulling up the "robbers mask" sent me. 😅😅
    Ej!!! Lawd!!

  • @2nd_second_amb
    @2nd_second_amb ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the only job where she didn't ask about when she was going on her break.

  • @teacher_nat84
    @teacher_nat84 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You need a grant! EJ done went from robbing to helping save the business 😂🤣

  • @GEAUXUNA
    @GEAUXUNA ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lol having a whole financial planning meeting 😂

  • @snQQpy1
    @snQQpy1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @ejspeaks did NOT just say "I know you couldn't tell this was my 1st robbery; I was so smooth with it!" ... I'm 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @hanifahevans
    @hanifahevans ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I screamed when EJ sat down talking about, how can I help? 😂😂😂

  • @tjbird.hispurpose
    @tjbird.hispurpose ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Between the cross-image of HamBurglar and Dumb Donald (Cosby Kids) in my mind and THEN lifting the mask, I lost it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 EJ is a comedic genius!! 🎉👏🏾🙌🏾

  • @tinaturnerforpresident5918
    @tinaturnerforpresident5918 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We see the chair in the back.

  • @gregthomas355
    @gregthomas355 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I see EJ learning from the nail salon fiasco from last week!

  • @lovelyjay4400
    @lovelyjay4400 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was too good🤣

  • @peaceful_dolapo
    @peaceful_dolapo ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Your business doing baaaddd” 😂😂😂😂

  • @ajanineamartin7839
    @ajanineamartin7839 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's the sitting down for me😂

  • @jackv2244
    @jackv2244 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I keep looking at that folding chair 😂😂 from robbing to helping

  • @raye407
    @raye407 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "This thang is itchin me!!" 😂😂

  • @BFFiong
    @BFFiong ปีที่แล้ว +39

    It was a good first try EJ 😂😂😂

    • @Ad-Lo
      @Ad-Lo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No! Stop lying to her!

  • @chattingwithaqueen
    @chattingwithaqueen ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why I thought that was a Crown Royal strap on bag 😂

  • @domenicwilson5296
    @domenicwilson5296 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The moment she started messing with that mask all I could think about was Django🤣🤣

  • @jigg4u
    @jigg4u ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dang! With that pull over hat EJ is looking like Mushmouth from the old Fat Albert cartoon. 🤣😂

  • @janiceb3791
    @janiceb3791 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😂😂😂almost pass out laughing .....too too funny it's " your business doing bad" for me😂😂😂😂😂

  • @OppositeofHATE7
    @OppositeofHATE7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The business guru and the ineffective robber rolled into one video 😂

  • @its_alexmarie
    @its_alexmarie ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol EJ these skits are hilarious 😂

  • @MiaPensYarns-kt2nh
    @MiaPensYarns-kt2nh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I CANNOT! I'm crying! EJ with the cross-body Nike bag...and mini gun!

  • @bbrown5463
    @bbrown5463 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We see you Mr. Folding chair!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Brizi6863
    @Brizi6863 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You with those blue shoes .. those are cute😂😂

  • @Hawaiianpunchbuggie
    @Hawaiianpunchbuggie ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Real smooth with it 😂😂😂

  • @Kymfucius
    @Kymfucius ปีที่แล้ว +16

    All EJ needed to do was sprinkle a few "please and thank yous" to complete the failed yet nicest robbery attempt known on Obama's internet 😂😂😂

  • @HerLovesBooks
    @HerLovesBooks ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's the raggedy eye sockets that have brought me to tears.

  • @tdperrychatham
    @tdperrychatham ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My 2023 Halloween Costume!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Guided-Gifted
    @Guided-Gifted ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Them holes in the beanie hatttttt 🤣🤣🤣😩😭

  • @bwcarter921
    @bwcarter921 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the best skits of 2023

  • @dahliavarghese6037
    @dahliavarghese6037 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was waiting for the ad about small business loans, grants & credit! 😂

  • @reginataylor9701
    @reginataylor9701 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YOOOOOO EJ YOUARE DANGEROUSLY HILARIOUS 💀😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣