Don’t forget how people have started saying “did you know that if you double tap the comment you like and if you triple the comment you go to replies” Don’t forget the person who edits their comment like nine times over 150 likes Also i see I new trend of just leaving a timestamp at 0:01
I ALSO HATE THOSE “MOM IM FAMOUS” LIKE BRO ITS NOT THAT DEEP😭 Edit: y’all im a girl💀 Yall saying that I can’t use edits.When that has nothing to do with what I commented.
you forgot people who comment genuinely funny stuff that relates to a video, and once it hits like 200 likes they fuckin delete the whole thing and replace it with “heh you’ll never know how i got this many likes” but on a real note tho your content is fire bro, you just got a new sub
the comments I hate the most are the people who edit there comment after it gets popular with something like "you won't know why this comment is so popular"
@@who_is_sora1 because if you made the comment, then it would most likely have the purpose of gaining the attention of other people. In other words, what was the point of making the comment anyway if you didn’t care if people liked it in the first place?
This is the reason why I so desperately want the internet to stop being over run with kids... I'd rather have an entire comment section of bots than annoying unfunny 12 year olds that should be outside anyway
Finally someone who talked about this problem I recently started noticing that the comment section NOT ONLY IN TH-cam but in other social media comment section I also hate the “bro fell off” comment so much bro
HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF.(I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭😭 - Average tiktok comment section
You forgot about the "Don't read my username" comments from the users who have the same "Don't read my profile picture" username etc. thinking that they are the next Scott Cawthon, creating a "rabbit hole" that's "deeper" than the FNAF lore. Admittedly when these comment first started popping up, it was sort of cool but now it's just become super dry and overused. I'm glad you made this video lmao, it was about time someone talked about the catastrophic state of youtube comments. Surprised that this is the first video I've seen by you, take my sub you earned it. Congrats on 500k too!
yeah I have seen that too. its goes much darker than that as well sometimes where their content is violating TOS horribly either nsfw or some shit from liveleak. or if thats not the case its just edgy teenagers or bots who are cherry picking to make people angry for attention.
I found a vent post in community posts of a girl talking about how abusive her father is and how she wanted to die. And I found a comment saying a brownie recipe
Theres also the comments where they edit it when it gets popular and either say something weird or edgy like "now you wont know how i got so popular" Like dang just post it and forget about it.
I actually really appreciate how you addressed the “Religious Comment Bots” without any disrespect towards religious people in general. Those comments drive me nuts, because they’re also gonna make the rest of us look dumb.
@@naszrpthey will be like "HERO'S (aka people who liked) UNITE! WE SHALL KILL THIS VILLAIN WHO DARES TO STAND AGAINST JESUS AND LIKE BEGGING!" That just looks fucking stupid
Respectfully, I disagree. It’s wonderful to revisit an ancient video and see that the community is still thriving, it make my heart at ease to know that it is not yet forgotten.
Nah bro one time I saw someone wanting to get pinned in a *REPLY* section. Not in the comment section, but in a reply section If you dont know you cant pin replies because theyre sorted by date created
“1st” and “stopping kids from saying 1st” has got to be the most annoying shit I see on this platform. Kids really acting like they stopping others from saying “1st” when they’re doin the exact same fuckin thing.
You can turn it off for specific comments by going into your notification box, pressing the 3 dots on the right side of the notification and pressing "turn off comment activity". Though granted your entire notification box could be flooded with those notifications by the time you get around to it, idk why there isn't an option to disable automatically for all comments.
Bro People who didn’t come from tik tok are allowed to like this comment 💀 first. PRAISE GOD 🙏 who is here in 3092 bro fell off Edit: THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES GUYS MOM IM FAMOUS(this comment physically hurt to type out)
ah honestly jaw dont worry be happy. fr tho i watched a lot of your older videos but over time my fyp changed but found you the other day and have been binge watchin you. love you dude keep it up.
I hate the NPCs in the comments that reply to someone's comment saying, "70 likes and zero replies? Lemme fix that!" There are so many of those people and its so damn annoying.
Hi I'm doing something useless Why? Why. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Cutting a knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knifewhile Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife
THANK YOUUU IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THESE LAME ASS COMMENTS! To a point I’ve accepted (hoped) they were bots bc ain’t no way real people stay commenting these. I see no one else talk about this and I feel refreshed knowing someone else shares that energy about these bland comments. Missing TH-cam’s comment section’s glory days
This is the first video i came across from your channel, and i love the animation it is pretty cool, the video was really funny too! Keep up the good work man.
"I POST NAKED MEN FIGHTING 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥" "it was funny until chickenbooty528 commented" "chickenbooty528 touched my lil cousin" and overall, just people finding ANY reason to drop the N word
IG comments are brutal and always come from the stinkiest of Instagram users. You can smell the stench of them through their comments. Also, too many people use the n word there as if using it makes them funny or cool...
Thanks for pointing this things out Jaw I’ve been getting so annoyed about these “1 like in 1 second bro fell off” comments and congratulations on 500k
Bro you don't know how long I've been looking for some youtuber to call out bullshit like this 💀💀💀 every once in a while i consider just begging for likes and pins and shit, since that works so well compared to actually original comments. I needed a video like this bruh
Ig it makes some sense if you see it on a obscure video from over 10 years ago. I'd too wonder who the hell is searching McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure OST on 2024
@@pbh7905 ik but the worst is music, they update and make new comments every month and instead of seeing a positive comment about how nice the music is, all I see it “who’s watching” Like kid, people still watch and listen to songs, they aren’t some ancient device.
Even when im not looking at Touhou content, I always somehow come across it in someway, no matter how unrelated it is. And it’s always amazing when it does happen
At an unknown point in the past (implied to be World War 1), the countries of the world became locked into a war of massive proportions, beginning with an era of trench warfare. The War soon resulted in the creation of the Gutterman, one of the first successful experiments in using blood as a fuel source as well as the first automaton to be deployed in wide-scale conflict. Guttermen were capable of very efficiently clearing out trenches, and their creation single-handedly ended the trench warfare phase of the Final War. This resulted in retaliation from opposing forces in the form of the Guttertank, spiraling the conflict into a global arms race between the world's industrial powers. Every machine created for use in the Final War was designed specifically to counter the last. As machines began to quickly dominate the battlefield, human soldiers became obsolete, though they were frequently wrought with shortages as most resources were poured into further war machine development. The destruction they caused also meant nowhere was safe, with home being just another fight. Nearly two centuries after the start of the war, as more and more of Earth had become inhospitable to all life, the Earthmovers were created to be the last bastions of humanity. The pinnacle of the arms race, they were so massive that they required not only blood but also solar power. The Final War continued, and it is implied that V1 began development as a machine designed specifically to counter the Earthmovers. As a result of the Final War, soot, ash, and debris clouded the skies, blanketing the Earth in a permanent darkness that was dubbed the "Long Night." Without solar power, the Earthmovers could not sustain themselves and began to shut down, one by one. Streetcleaners were developed to assist in cleaning the air, but they were made obsolete during the New Peace.
"Another useless 9 year old with 3k likes on a comment... makes me SICK!" - Winfred in the youtube comments, 2024 i think winfred was the name of one of the witches in hocus pocus
Brainrot or otherwise known as brainwashing is a common virus in kids that are under 14 years old,it spreads extremely fast and is hard to cure its not lethal but causes the individual to behave like a bot and spread misinformation or like begging that will spread to the other individual to prevent any contact with this virus wear your report button around your face and 👎 in your pocket to prevent further spread don’t come close to to like beggars
Idk if a captcha can stop a brainrot toddlers from posting the dumbest comment to ever exist maybe It could work if the captchas were like what is 3 times 4
This is actually relatable because I’ve watched so many popular TH-camrs and I see a comment that says smth stupid like that it makes never wanna look at comments EVERR
"We got _______ before GTA 6" If i see this format one more time ima peel my skin off Comment ruining edit #1: At last, I must announce my glory for all the internet by shouting out the amount of likes I have, and in return, ruin the initial humor of the comment upon observation into disrepair. What a necessary edit I have made to my comment, surely enhancing the experience of comment readers alike!
Remember the "1900: we will get flying cars in 2023! 2023: _____" Back then I keep on seeing these comments, but because flying cars are now in production (from what I've heard), people just stopped typing those comments and it evolved into the "we got ____ before GTA 6". We have witnessed evolution through the TH-cam comment section.
I’m actually happy to see a TH-camr addressing these robots we call comments. And I’m also happy to see some real comments on this video. Like what even happened to make most people turn into that?
I get why u say that, but they are kinda relevant tho. Saying "this part made me laugh" is a type of feedback and that lets the channel know what ppl liked from their vid
@@durpydoo2555that’s almost every comment, I get your point on how low effort it is but at the end of the day it’s just typing words on a screen (unless it’s an essay or paragraph abt something important)
seeing someone talk about this is something else like the way theese npcs be posting comments will have me thinking they are programed by chat gpt like theese are the type people to win a priza for being the biggest npcs in the world
“Bro fell off” nah, brotheren jawbreakereth juiceth has unfortunately suffered the fortune of not getting many likes and or views under the time limit of 2.658 seconds. This is unfortunate as he is a good youtuber that is falling into the depths of TH-cam where nobody watches!
I just hate how these kids will try to defend their "joke" by saying that we quote "just cant take a joke". Oh, Im sorry that this video didn't get over 1k views the very 𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 the video was uploaded. Im glad that there is someone who finally noticed this problem. You earned yourself a new sub!
The four horsemen of youtube comments • "Who's here watching in year ____ • "First" • "starting with "bro" ending with "💀" • Can we appreciate how much (the youtuber)puts effort into these videos, keep up the good work!" Also,the MOM IM FAMOUS edits make my blood boil like dude you didnt find the cure to cancer RELAX.
Exactly these pieces of shit are just everywhere ruining the joy of looking at comments for fun, at least Reddit upvotes give you karma, TH-cam likes give you NOTHING.
The spamming bots saying “I’m way better than (TH-camr)”, the ones who leave comments and edit it to “you don’t know what the original comment said” and the inappropriate bots are so annoying 💀
cant forget ppl who use chatgpt or spent their entire day writing numbers 1-2000 and then going I DeSeRvE A lIKe at the end like bro wtf why would i like it
Jaw u smell silly
He Smells good i think
Zip it up when ur done@@ronik7102
ballz
poo poo
He smells like the dead body’s I eat
Don’t forget how people have started saying “did you know that if you double tap the comment you like and if you triple the comment you go to replies”
Don’t forget the person who edits their comment like nine times over 150 likes
Also i see I new trend of just leaving a timestamp at 0:01
nah i hate those and even the youtuber THEMSELF WILL HEART THE COMMENT
@@K7_K_x6n nah fr
And it doesn’t even like it ☠️
Fr tho
I....actually didn't know about the reply one.
The worst part of these comments is that when you call ppl out for it, you’re seen as the bad guy
I remember when people insulted some1 for never seeing a 70 y.o man. Yt comments nowadays are bad asf
Same, I said "stfu" to someone for replying to their likes n shiz and got dog pilled on by 15 dif people as if it was that deep. 💀💀
just happened to me. i agreed to someone in the reply section and they got mad! even went after my father too :(
@@minteteramy man
if you still get insulted at someone insulting your mom or dad
this is 2024. expect that to happen dude
@@leskynt i’m not insulted. it’s just something that happened to me. 👍
I found your channel randomly about 1 month ago. You are probably in my top 10 of favorite youtubers.
Same
me to
True
some mfs be saying "Stopping kids from saying first" like they the savior of the comment section
Fr
Funny thing is, they still do it anyway
then it will devolve into comments like " Stopping kids from saying "Stopping kids from saying first" "
while being annoying as well
this is so real
"just a waste of pixels on my screen" is my new favourite insult
same lol
misuse of photons
Your insult is mine now
Better pray for lil bro it’s my comment now as tail_exe1680 said
LLl i just got on it my interwt wwa gone for 3 mjnutes
I ALSO HATE THOSE “MOM IM FAMOUS” LIKE BRO ITS NOT THAT DEEP😭
Edit: y’all im a girl💀
Yall saying that I can’t use edits.When that has nothing to do with what I commented.
Nice pfp
Exactly
@soramimicakusnails are cool
Nice pfp
fr like you have 100 likes but 3 subscribers you arent famous-
3:47
As a Christian you got a point. I usually only explain questions and not for likes. They also might be bots sometimes.
Yeah that shit is annoying
I’m Christian too :>
I hate the kids that say "first," like, weren't you the "first" child to get neglected by your parents?
And the people who go “ stopping kids from saying” blah blah blah
DAYUM 💀💀
“@
You cooked.
Agreed
you forgot people who comment genuinely funny stuff that relates to a video, and once it hits like 200 likes they fuckin delete the whole thing and replace it with “heh you’ll never know how i got this many likes” but on a real note tho your content is fire bro, you just got a new sub
god i yap too fuckin much
That is a whole new level of scummy, also nice pfp
@@sadfriedgamer6648I feel your pain on an astronomical level
I've never seen this, but I've heard a lot about it. sounds annoying as crap.
also Jesus loves you :D
@@disguisedcyclops4593 not the jesus loves you comment 😭 they're so annoying
the comments I hate the most are the people who edit there comment after it gets popular with something like "you won't know why this comment is so popular"
Where?
ikr
then those comments don’t even make it past 100 likes and 5 replies
BROOOO like, I don't even care about your comment, whyd i wanna know why does it have likes?
@@who_is_sora1 because if you made the comment, then it would most likely have the purpose of gaining the attention of other people. In other words, what was the point of making the comment anyway if you didn’t care if people liked it in the first place?
This is a real problem most comment sections are so pointless to look through
Those mfers so annoying and they always say “it’s a joke!” When someone says it’s not funny 😭🙏
FR LIKE THAT JOKE WAS NOT FUNNY
This is the reason why I so desperately want the internet to stop being over run with kids...
I'd rather have an entire comment section of bots than annoying unfunny 12 year olds that should be outside anyway
1433 views in 7 minutes bro's cooked
That “it’s just a joke” always annoys me like yeah I know thanks for stating the obvious but it was a shit and unoriginal joke
@@packlearner6818 🙁
Finally someone who talked about this problem I recently started noticing that the comment section NOT ONLY IN TH-cam but in other social media comment section I also hate the “bro fell off” comment so much bro
HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF.(I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭😭
- Average tiktok comment section
@S1rxwb0ba.Dra4g0ns shawty thinks she's in anime
You forgot about the "Don't read my username" comments from the users who have the same "Don't read my profile picture" username etc. thinking that they are the next Scott Cawthon, creating a "rabbit hole" that's "deeper" than the FNAF lore. Admittedly when these comment first started popping up, it was sort of cool but now it's just become super dry and overused.
I'm glad you made this video lmao, it was about time someone talked about the catastrophic state of youtube comments. Surprised that this is the first video I've seen by you, take my sub you earned it. Congrats on 500k too!
fr bro and those rage bait guys that always say “my content is better than _____!”
@@Aiden-wg4pu those are, and I mean this literally btw, bots saying that 99% of the time.
@@Aiden-wg4pualso “my farts are better than _ farts
yeah I have seen that too. its goes much darker than that as well sometimes where their content is violating TOS horribly either nsfw or some shit from liveleak. or if thats not the case its just edgy teenagers or bots who are cherry picking to make people angry for attention.
@@UncoolMarshmellow If you see the fart comment and don't immediately realize that it's ragebait, idk bro you cooked
Bro kind of forgot about the people talking about of how to make apple pies and brownie recipes in the comment section
as someone who loves dessert- APPROVED
those are actually decent. ive followed one for brownies before and they were some of the best brownies ive ever had
@@FmAlysse3 there's also I'm making/getting something, anyone want something? I don't know why but these comments are just stupid
@@omegadragons321 ask chat gpt next time
I found a vent post in community posts of a girl talking about how abusive her father is and how she wanted to die. And I found a comment saying a brownie recipe
i saw someone comment "you dropped this 📍can i have it?" and the creator replied saying "nah".
Creator is 🗿 ngl
W CREATOR!
W creator
Lol 😆
W CREATOR
Theres also the comments where they edit it when it gets popular and either say something weird or edgy like "now you wont know how i got so popular" Like dang just post it and forget about it.
I report those comments for promoting terrorism
they be like
edit: thanks for 1 like
edit: rhanks for 6 likes
edit:thanks for 10 likes
edit:OMGGG I HAVE 11 LIKESDTRYRYHTHDCCHrrhRCHFRFTFFTTDRTTHRDR
Honestly those comments are pretty funny
@PauClaireIsUnderratedAFLike 99% of people just think it's annoying.
The worst comments are those that say something funny but they edit it to say "you'll never know what I said" makes me mad asf
Fuckit. You’ll never guess what I said. 😈
@@roloboog it's not
Fr bruh 💀
Or when they say something so funny then thank for the likes… then it’s not funny anymore
@@roloboog 🤓
the two "you are NOTHING..." segments made me deadass laugh that was funny asf 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I actually really appreciate how you addressed the “Religious Comment Bots” without any disrespect towards religious people in general. Those comments drive me nuts, because they’re also gonna make the rest of us look dumb.
Fr and if you try to call them out you become the bad guy
@@naszrpthey will be like "HERO'S (aka people who liked) UNITE! WE SHALL KILL THIS VILLAIN WHO DARES TO STAND AGAINST JESUS AND LIKE BEGGING!" That just looks fucking stupid
FINALLY someone says something about those damn “who’s here in 2024” like SHUT UP
It’s always on the good music videos too. I saw it on multiple linkin park vids
Frrr
people have been complaining about it since the dawn of youtube
They’ll say like “who’s here in September 2024?” When the song was made in August 💀
people fr be going on old videos and ask that
I actually hate the “who’s here in ___” It’s so useless.
Exactly!!!! There’s no point in asking that, like wtf
And theres those comments that are like
pEoPlE iN 2078
👇👇👇
Gentlemen and women, whom here is in thy year of our lord, 1788?
🧐👇
Respectfully, I disagree. It’s wonderful to revisit an ancient video and see that the community is still thriving, it make my heart at ease to know that it is not yet forgotten.
I disagree with this one, this type of comment is actually pretty wholesome for those who are rewatching old vids in youtube
1:58 is that a peppa pig sound effect
Yes
ok here the list of people
TikTok racism 1:03
"Why am I pinned" 2:01
Religion 2:53
Like beggars 3:58
2024 5:08
"Bro fell off" 6:10
see THIS is a good comment
aww shucks guys i guess im a bot
@@RetrobowlGuy_IdkBOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT!!!
@@Collegealgebra17do you don't fucking know how to tell if they are bots or not?
@@Collegealgebra17you ARE the bot
@@Collegealgebra17average TH-cam user when someone says something positive and nice:
omg guys bot
I agree with you, all of those types of comments weren’t much of a problem when they started but now they’re just annoying
Nah bro one time I saw someone wanting to get pinned in a *REPLY* section. Not in the comment section, but in a reply section
If you dont know you cant pin replies because theyre sorted by date created
That one type of comments ik about that are usually in premiers, they say "dont ask why this comment is older then the video" like no one asked
“1st” and “stopping kids from saying 1st” has got to be the most annoying shit I see on this platform. Kids really acting like they stopping others from saying “1st” when they’re doin the exact same fuckin thing.
Honestly though 😭
Ikr
Stopping kids from saying 3rd
Ohhh woooow, glaze me harder daddy...🙄
Can i just stick it in now?
Bro just indirectly called me out
2:31 “got my neurons short shirciting, short shir- short circuiting.. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR😡
Thanks for the pfp idea Jawbreaker juice I will print it and put it on my wall btw congrats on reaching 500k subs halfway 2 a million
W
W pfp
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The worst thing about TH-cam is when you reply to a comment and suddenly you get notifications for every person that reply’s to that comment
FR ITS SO ANNOYING!!!
YEAH IDK WHY TH-cam EVEN MADE IT LIKE THAT IT'D BE BETTER IF SOMEONE REPLIES TO OUR COMMENTS
haha you 2 people get notifications now
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You can turn it off for specific comments by going into your notification box, pressing the 3 dots on the right side of the notification and pressing "turn off comment activity". Though granted your entire notification box could be flooded with those notifications by the time you get around to it, idk why there isn't an option to disable automatically for all comments.
Bro People who didn’t come from tik tok are allowed to like this comment 💀 first. PRAISE GOD 🙏 who is here in 3092 bro fell off Edit: THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES GUYS MOM IM FAMOUS(this comment physically hurt to type out)
i will report you slime
@@JawbreakerJuice lmao I wanted to report myself too
@@JawbreakerJuice hes nothing. HES NOTHING.
oh no, not you bro
@@GregonimationsNOTHING nothing nothing….
ah honestly jaw dont worry be happy. fr tho i watched a lot of your older videos but over time my fyp changed but found you the other day and have been binge watchin you. love you dude keep it up.
I felt attacked when you said "You, in the black shirt, subscribe!" Like bro I already subscribed 💀
my fault gang i’ll stop stalking you now
@@JawbreakerJuice NAHHH that's crazy bro
@@JawbreakerJuice now it's my turn to stalk you rehehehehehehehe😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Right like I got scared for a second even though I’m already subscribed
@@JawbreakerJuice Nah bro you can't make excuses for saying that
I hate the NPCs in the comments that reply to someone's comment saying, "70 likes and zero replies? Lemme fix that!" There are so many of those people and its so damn annoying.
9 likes and zero replies? Lemme fix that!
Ten admires and a single response? I shall fix this remark.
@@tabletgenesis3439 he meant people that do this seriously
@@AmazingAmbro1 bro had to make it formal 💀
@@Conning157 Indeed, I represent mine utterances eruditely.
Someone needed to say it. Thanks for saying what we all feel. Awesome video!! Congrats on the 500k!!
I hate the "Whos here in 2024" comments. They literally ruin every nostalgic vid
"Who's here in-" S H U T
I hate when people put like 90000 blank lines so you gotta click view more and its some unfunny shi
Edit: Thank you for -3 likes!!!!
i wish i brought this up in video. those are so annoying
@@JawbreakerJuicefr
pizza
Hi I'm doing something useless
Why?
Why.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Cutting a knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knifewhile Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife
ikr
@@JawbreakerJuicept. 2??
I hate it when that one person says "Fun fact:if you double tap this comment then it'll like it!" Like be quiet no one asked
Ayy wsg twin😂
Double tapped this comment
Fr tho
chican
Wagwan brudda
THANK YOUUU IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THESE LAME ASS COMMENTS! To a point I’ve accepted (hoped) they were bots bc ain’t no way real people stay commenting these. I see no one else talk about this and I feel refreshed knowing someone else shares that energy about these bland comments. Missing TH-cam’s comment section’s glory days
This is the first video i came across from your channel, and i love the animation it is pretty cool, the video was really funny too! Keep up the good work man.
U be forgetting the new one "Jack is 0 years old for every like he grows 1 year older " it's completely irrelevant to the vid
Then those
"Petition to ____
👇"
its not new lol
the yeojun safe zone? nuh uh
And the "if you double tap the comment it likes it"
@@MarronCream1_1 also not new
Bro be calling TH-cam shorts demonic wait until he sees IG comments
"I POST NAKED MEN FIGHTING 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥"
"it was funny until chickenbooty528 commented" "chickenbooty528 touched my lil cousin"
and overall, just people finding ANY reason to drop the N word
IG comments are brutal and always come from the stinkiest of Instagram users. You can smell the stench of them through their comments. Also, too many people use the n word there as if using it makes them funny or cool...
@Based_Gigachad_001”Based_Gigachad”💀
Ig comments actually have humans nga
ig comments where the actual predators at fr
Don't forget the "for each like I'll do a pushup" fake af
Exactly idk how tf people fall for that
@@Matth3w_Xd I have no idea
And the worst thing that they are on EVERY popular video
@@Matth3w_Xdcuz it’s all kids under the age of 10 who shove hot wheel cars up their noses for entertainment
or "If this get 100 likes I will ask my crush out"
0:13 when it said RQ i felt that
Bro is that E-200
Thanks for pointing this things out Jaw I’ve been getting so annoyed about these “1 like in 1 second bro fell off” comments and congratulations on 500k
DUDE I HATE THOSE DAMN EDITED "OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES!!" COMMENTS TOO LMAO YOU COOKED‼️
mfs take likes so serious i be wanting to throw up seein that
@@JawbreakerJuice ONG like brotha I don't wanna hear about you thanking everyone 😭🙏
And they have like 8 edit every 3 hours thanking everyone for likes
@@JawbreakerJuice WAITER! WAITER! MORE INTERNET POINTS PLEASE!
they gonna br jumping UP AND FUCKING DOWN for getting one like💀
Bro you don't know how long I've been looking for some youtuber to call out bullshit like this 💀💀💀 every once in a while i consider just begging for likes and pins and shit, since that works so well compared to actually original comments. I needed a video like this bruh
7:25 bro you good-
You are so right about the Christian comments. Even as a Christian, these always annoyed me, but I didn't understand why for the longest time...
As an ex-Christian, I apologize on the behalf of the community.
Fr man as a Christian it's mad annoying to see these random use religion for likes
@@CT-Irodion bro thinks hes a part of the team
@@Axo1016 fr
@@colexyt8500fr like where in the bible does it say u will get reward for getting the most likes😭
I feel so seen by this video, back in my day the only npc comment you had to worry abt was kids commenting “first” on every single video they watch
Now the kids comment "stopping kids from commenting first" wich is basically the new first nowadays
It wasn’t even that annoying cause only a couple kids were saying “first”
@@justejyraphFinally someone mentioned this, this type of comment is also common in football posts
@@justejyraphnobody comments that but ok
I can’t take you serious with that pfp 😭😭😭
I must ask an age old question, Is saying “first” worse than “bro fell off”
I mean both you can find everywhere but I think saying “first” makes you look like a little kid more
idk
both are equally bad
Both are just as bad
bro fell off is worse
7:00 NOT AGAIN
“You are nothing!” That part was so funny that got me cracking up like fr😂😂
True so ture
You are nothing, nothing
you serve ZERO purpose!
you should
reset character
I dislike the "first" comments. Like bro, we do not care.
First
Second
18nth
Who’s here in 2037
But are they worse than the other ones?
Glad you said something about these comments. Their mad goofy🤦♀️
Honestly this stuff is good man keep up the content 🎉
The worst are like “who’s watching/listening in _____) Like bro YOU DO KNOW PEOPLE WATCH THINGS?
Ig it makes some sense if you see it on a obscure video from over 10 years ago. I'd too wonder who the hell is searching McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure OST on 2024
@@pbh7905 ik but the worst is music, they update and make new comments every month and instead of seeing a positive comment about how nice the music is, all I see it “who’s watching”
Like kid, people still watch and listen to songs, they aren’t some ancient device.
i mostly reply ”no idiot im stuck in (year song was made)”
I just reply with "shut up bot/beggar" because i know damn well they only want likes 😑
The fact that you read all your comments. Man I love you (parasocial relationship building)
😂😂
Even when im not looking at Touhou content, I always somehow come across it in someway, no matter how unrelated it is.
And it’s always amazing when it does happen
The fact most TH-cam trends come from TikTok they CANNOT be talking
Congrats on the 500k! You're one of the only animation youtubers I watch, and I know it about to be a party when you post. You deserve it, man
it is an honor ceebee
280K visits in 5 days? bro uh.. levitated?
Ascended perchance
Flying I must say
297k watches in 144 hours, bro fell off but there was ground to land on
@@RealBanj levitated on
visits 💀
I have seen some of you’re videos and I enjoyed alot of them, you are the best youtuber around
At an unknown point in the past (implied to be World War 1), the countries of the world became locked into a war of massive proportions, beginning with an era of trench warfare. The War soon resulted in the creation of the Gutterman, one of the first successful experiments in using blood as a fuel source as well as the first automaton to be deployed in wide-scale conflict. Guttermen were capable of very efficiently clearing out trenches, and their creation single-handedly ended the trench warfare phase of the Final War. This resulted in retaliation from opposing forces in the form of the Guttertank, spiraling the conflict into a global arms race between the world's industrial powers. Every machine created for use in the Final War was designed specifically to counter the last.
As machines began to quickly dominate the battlefield, human soldiers became obsolete, though they were frequently wrought with shortages as most resources were poured into further war machine development. The destruction they caused also meant nowhere was safe, with home being just another fight.
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1:59 why u have to do my boy MLK like that 😭
Martin Luther King
I spit out my fucking food
@@youngwnxdude.
Ohhhhh
I THIUGHT THAT WAS AN APP HAUAHAHHA@@CT-Irodion
TH-cam comments make me SICK 😭
"Another useless 9 year old with 3k likes on a comment... makes me SICK!"
- Winfred in the youtube comments, 2024
i think winfred was the name of one of the witches in hocus pocus
@@ooftuoof50 Fr like why do people like cringe comments
@@DakarEditz1 nobody does
@@ChezzieCz There are ppl who do
Meanwhile the Instagram Reels comment sectio-
youtube needs to introduce captchas to stop bots commenting brainrot and also prevent toddlers from commenting brainrot too
Brainrot or otherwise known as brainwashing is a common virus in kids that are under 14 years old,it spreads extremely fast and is hard to cure its not lethal but causes the individual to behave like a bot and spread misinformation or like begging that will spread to the other individual to prevent any contact with this virus wear your report button around your face and 👎 in your pocket to prevent further spread don’t come close to to like beggars
Might as well disable comments
@@alfonsocarbon4120might as well remove youtube
@@alfonsocarbon4120ok lets go
Idk if a captcha can stop a brainrot toddlers from posting the dumbest comment to ever exist maybe It could work if the captchas were like what is 3 times 4
I remember like 2 or 3 years ago people would say something (I forgot what they said) and then add "
This is actually relatable because I’ve watched so many popular TH-camrs and I see a comment that says smth stupid like that it makes never wanna look at comments EVERR
The MLK segment with the Peppa Pig sound effect was crazy 💀
i am insane
@@JawbreakerJuice you're more than insane, you're a monkey
@@JawbreakerJuiceDont suck my kock yet
@@JawbreakerJuiceclearly/j😭😭
@@JawbreakerJuicelove your video jaw 😊😊😊😊
I'm new to your channel, and immediately hear Touhou music.
It's truly everywhere.
Congrats it’s been a while since I watched your channel
Finally someone addresses these I’ve been seeing all of these comments everywhere and it’s so stupid
the peppa pig sound effect when revealing mlk’s grave is OUTRAGEOUSSS
Yeah that was brutal
I WAS THINKING THE SAME GD THING
1:58
"We got _______ before GTA 6"
If i see this format one more time ima peel my skin off
Comment ruining edit #1: At last, I must announce my glory for all the internet by shouting out the amount of likes I have, and in return, ruin the initial humor of the comment upon observation into disrepair. What a necessary edit I have made to my comment, surely enhancing the experience of comment readers alike!
Remember the
"1900: we will get flying cars in 2023!
2023: _____"
Back then I keep on seeing these comments, but because flying cars are now in production (from what I've heard), people just stopped typing those comments and it evolved into the "we got ____ before GTA 6".
We have witnessed evolution through the TH-cam comment section.
We got shadow of the erdtree before GTA 6
We got GTA 5 before GTA 6
the worse part is that most of the people that comment "we got before gta 6" don't even have a computer or a console, im not sure why they even care
We got the holy bible before GTA 6, that's crazy
I’m actually happy to see a TH-camr addressing these robots we call comments. And I’m also happy to see some real comments on this video.
Like what even happened to make most people turn into that?
can't forget the comments that basically are just like "'[verbatim quote from the video]' is crazy"
Ok those are actually kinda good because at least it has to do with the video
I get why u say that, but they are kinda relevant tho. Saying "this part made me laugh" is a type of feedback and that lets the channel know what ppl liked from their vid
@@Bradyglinsek my main problem with them is they get so many likes but they're the most zero effort boring comment ever
@@sokokokoko yes, but they get so many likes for comments without any effort put into them
@@durpydoo2555that’s almost every comment, I get your point on how low effort it is but at the end of the day it’s just typing words on a screen (unless it’s an essay or paragraph abt something important)
5:41 Swear I thought about that video when you said that and got jump scared when it popped up in the video 😭😭
Chicken
@@yellowfrog2259 This video defines people like you
bro forgot the "it feels illegal to be this early 💀"
OOO I HATE THOSE LIKE U WANT A COOKIE NIGGA😭😭😭
And putting skull emojis after EVERY. THING.
@@Boowompland69ikr💀
I won't lie I never seen that one
@@Boowompland69yea💀💀
seeing someone talk about this is something else like the way theese npcs be posting comments will have me thinking they are programed by chat gpt like theese are the type people to win a priza for being the biggest npcs in the world
im scared to think if some creators read my comments
BOO
JawbreakerJuice jumpscare
@@JawbreakerJuice AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bro you really commented ''I edged to this'' on a video 💀
Same tbh. like plz don’t read my comment that probably has bad grammar.😭
650k views in 2 months? bro is doing good and I’m happy for him
yehahahahahhahahahah
I just commented the exact opposite thing
@@kidsarecomedians are you serious right now bro
@@Eritek yes but it’s just a coincidence also it’s a joie
@@kidsarecomedians shitty joke
you didn’t even mention the therapy seats and anti cringe shops😭
😂
Fr they be saying stuff like here's bleach or yeungiouin saffron or somthing like come on your makeing it more damn cringy
Therapy seats (Only 1 million billion trillion left!1!1!1!11) /j
And it’s even more cringe than the video itself😭
And the war rifle description copy pastas from Wikipedia
I hope You try Ultrakill one day! Its really fun (even If a certain secret gave me PTSD).
There are 26 letters in alphabet, millions of combination and TH-cam comments decides to copy each other 💀
“Bro fell off” nah, brotheren jawbreakereth juiceth has unfortunately suffered the fortune of not getting many likes and or views under the time limit of 2.658 seconds. This is unfortunate as he is a good youtuber that is falling into the depths of TH-cam where nobody watches!
🤓
@@notprincereal Thanks
@@notprincereal I know I'm smart no need to tell me
@@BlAxqoyou mean smart?
Dude i hate when people randomly preach in unrelated yt videos then get mad when people say its not related to the video
bro got that gay flag on his pfp
Or getting threatened with religion
@@firepalmmy5933thats not related to the video
@@firepalmmy5933that's not related to the video
@@firepalmmy5933 fr
Congratulations Jaw for reaching 500,000 Subscribers! I’m really proud of you and I hope you reach one million subscribers soon buddy!
800k in 6 months bro fell of- *get kidnapped*
There are so much toxic and cringe people on the internet fr,at this point i have lost all faith in humanity smh.
there is no faith in humanity anymore
there is no good person
we are all corrupted minds
Real 😔
"I lost my faith in humanity" bro stfu that phrase is about as cliche as those copy paste comments
you're looking on the negative side. it's not always like that. yes there are toxic and unfunny people but not everybody's like this.
@@tommarnttrust issues:😈
congrats on 500k big dawg
The “edit: mom I’m famous!” makes my blood boil
𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚎
@@Star_burstzzzWHÆ how did you make that font
same
Why is this all true 😂😂
@@Valcan-np8wf facemoji😊
5:24 make this the new windows xp startup sound
I just hate how these kids will try to defend their "joke" by saying that we quote "just cant take a joke". Oh, Im sorry that this video didn't get over 1k views the very 𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 the video was uploaded. Im glad that there is someone who finally noticed this problem. You earned yourself a new sub!
Fun fact
I used to be one of those people but then one day i just looked at the comment and was like "dis aint even funny" and i just stopped
The four horsemen of youtube comments
• "Who's here watching in year ____
• "First"
• "starting with "bro" ending with "💀"
• Can we appreciate how much (the youtuber)puts effort into these videos, keep up the good work!"
Also,the MOM IM FAMOUS edits make my blood boil like dude you didnt find the cure to cancer RELAX.
Bro dont it forget the
“ (insert yt name) isn’t pregnant but he still delivers”
And one of the replies say “not yet”😭
The third one is so me, actually
Exactly these pieces of shit are just everywhere ruining the joy of looking at comments for fun, at least Reddit upvotes give you karma, TH-cam likes give you NOTHING.
bro, first who’s watching in the year of 2024 and let’s appreciate how my balls are sticky 💀
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!!!
Bro who's here watching in 2024 while appreciating how much work jawbreaker puts into his videos 💀
Oh yeah and first
The spamming bots saying “I’m way better than (TH-camr)”, the ones who leave comments and edit it to “you don’t know what the original comment said” and the inappropriate bots are so annoying 💀
I agree 💀I also only agree with uttp with 1 thing murder drones sucks but hey it’s just my opinion I don’t want to start a war
One of those bots praises bad german guy from World War 2
They also say the n-word frequently
Not to mention the newer-ish bots going around saying "Support Pedophilia and R**e" like what type of shit 💀
@@Lilbloxfruits1029Who tf is watching murder drones at 7☠ Also yes i agree murder drones sucks
not me in a black shirt when jaw said "hey you in the black shirt, i see you bro hit that subscribe button"
You forgot those comments that say “I’m 0 years old every like I get I grow 1 year older” like I hate that shit
Yeah, or the “I will do one push-up for every like this comment gets” because you just know they’re not gonna do it
@@ilovemylips yea that one is also very bad
Or “THiS Is lILY. sHE iS 0 YeARS old. eVEry like this COamMENT GeT SHe gETs 1 YeAR OlDEr”
i never heard that one before. only the ones that go something along the lines of “ill do X ___ for every X likes” or
i wonder wut dislikes do
0:01 444k views in 2 weeks bro climbed back on
Best one yet
lol
What did bro think he accomplished
@@Youaboutodie not annoying him? lol
ATLEAST A GOOD ONE
"Baby why did you leave me?"
"I found a guy with 1k likes on his youtube comment."
"Fair enough"
cant forget ppl who use chatgpt or spent their entire day writing numbers 1-2000 and then going I DeSeRvE A lIKe at the end like bro wtf why would i like it