chronoir eating raw vegetables | Nijisanji eng subs

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Original video: • 【時代は変わった】小学生のランキング当てやっ...
Kuzuha: ‪@Kuzuha‬
Kanae: ‪@Kanae‬
Feel free to correct me if you see any mistakes!
もし間違えていたら遠慮なく直して下さい！
(Spoilers below!)
Chapters:
0:00 Opening
0:30 Ranking 1 - Dream Jobs
3:24 Ranking 2 - Favorite Foods
5:21 Ranking 3 - Least Favorite Foods
6:13 Pepper(Kanae)
6:54 Eggplant(Kanae)
7:15 Shiitake Mushroom(Kuzuha)
7:51 Tomatoes(Both)
9:13 Carrots(Kanae)
10:00 Burdocks(Kanae)
10:38 Green Peas(Kanae)
11:18 Spring Onion(Kanae)
11:37 Asparagus(Kuzuha)
12:30 Fish with Bones(Kuzuha)
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[@p.s.2381]

Thank you for subbing! This was such a fun episode. I just want to point out, there was a typo, it's "Principal" (headmaster/head of a school) not principle (different meaning!).

[@sleepysleepynya]

omg YOURE RIGHT😭i didnt notice at all. thank you for pointing this out!!!

[@frontline1277]

“Pet shop owner”
“Oh you’re close”
“PET”
😂😂😂

[@shinrenz6474]

LMAO not kanae being shocked that omurice is not in the list of favourite food of elementary students' bc it is his

[@moonythespoonie9551]

I love how Kuzuha is all "asparagus? I like asparagus! Can I have some mayo with it?" at first and then when he tries to eat it raw he just bluescreens

[@lachie_2434]

kuzuha the hundred years old vampire with elementary student soul😂

[@pipikadal]

Pasta… Spaghetti…. Carbonara…
i love how kuzuha brain works 🙏🧎‍♀️

[@miruku6939]

9:10 I like the cut here. 😂 Kuzuha complaining then the the editor going “SO ANYWAY”.

[@20meu21]

"Pet Shop"
--So close--
"Pet"
LOL kuzuha being simple minded

[@S1xEyes]

I can't believe public servant, priest and pet aren't on the top 10 dream jobs

[@dhaneadriane1662]

they're so cute, especially zuha really behaving like a middle schooler here😂

[@aaame]

8:07 LOL SO CUTE 😭

[@yy-ie6ms]

この動画のおかげであらゆる種類の『先生』の英単語を覚えた。

[@spinachburns]

11:42 instant defeat lmao. Thank you for translating!!

[@-Raylight]

Kuzuha is the KING of elementary school, got it
I think bitter melon gotta be the cause when ChroNoiR got into a fight xD
I can relate to Kuzuha so much, I love fish but they have too many bones lol

[@miruku6939]

11:17 lmao I love this side of Kanakana

[@Alyssour]

Kuzuha and Kanae really hate bitter melon 😭 cause same LMAO

[@ridhapiarani2688]

Fr I was traumatized by the taste the first and only time I ate it in elementary school

[@user-qr9df1uf8e]

I lost it when kuzuha said bon appetit

[@sakumi1506]

THEYRE SO CUTE IN THIS EPISODE!! im convinced theyre actually the elementary kids that voted for the least favourite food (kuzuha is definitely an elementary kid) and theres so many timestamps where their little mannerisms are adorable i just wanna add that in jc

[@Pickle_leaf_22]

Aww they spend so much time together ❤, thank you for the translation 💕

[@kaikaikitan]

THEY'RE SO CUTE AWW

[@lulunya8403]

it was so fun! died of cuteness several times😂 thank you so much for the translation ❤

[@moonythespoonie9551]

I just now realized Kanae keeps snacking on what I assume are the tomatoes for basically the entire rest of the video

[@mikazukides5791]

Personally, I can't imagine anyone hating bell peppers but at the same time I knew bell peppers was 1000% gonna be high up there

[@sleepysleepynya]

fr, peppers are so yummy but it’s understandable

[@aurooooooraaaaaaaaaaaa]

2:09 pet -> himo naritai? elementary school children are advanced acc to kuzuha

[@augustkoyos]

Kanakana just want kuzuha to eat bitter melon 😂😂

[@xfeeesh]

"don't bite it, inhale it."

[@tempe5142]

This looks fun but i don't understand japanese
Thank you for the the translation!😊

[@angrymumble]

I'm so glad I found this, I love their personalities but it's difficult to find stuff since they're JP, so I'm very grateful! Also just a small mistake i saw: you forgot to add a chapter for mushrooms, though it isn't super important to be fair

[@sleepysleepynya]

thank you for the support!! i fixed the chapters, thanks for pointing it out :]

[@madison2434_]

omg this was so funny thank you for the translation!!

[@EminaRukiax]

That was fun to watch! Thank you for the tl!

[@kaikaikitan]

THX FOR TRANSLATION

[@Zenya1412]

Thank you so much for translating ❤

[@Konaeko]

this was so fun to watchhhh

[@hamadaasahi2959]

so cuteee thanks for the translation!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@canmei]

POG!!! another banger upload from nemu3

[@ying-shijie]

Thank you so much for translating! 😭❤️🙏🏻

[@thraiah]

UUUUUUU nowa teetee 😭💖
tysm for translting!!!

[@yuumikyu]

TSKRRRR ❤ Thank you for the translation

[@thx4urVoice]

thank you 😂 they are so cute.

[@mangkanor2944]

kzh is rlly an elem student confirmed

[@simenferdinand1846]

thanks for the translation

[@honeybunnynw]

theyre calmly chaotic, cute and funny. truly nowa at their best. Thank you for the translation!!!!

[@nautilust]

Thanks for the subs! Nice use of different font to match the style of the original Japanese fonts.

[@pilkomoon]

The *bon appetit* took me OUT 😂

[@kimjongun9311]

The stuff that they dislike… they really are like kids

[@user-qr9df1uf8e]

No way people hate bell peppers that much 🤣

[@silveramaryllis]

MMMmmmMMMmm~ 𝒷𝑜𝓃 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓉~

[@haruclouds1973]

Thanks for Translation 👏

[@mrrrrrrrrrr]

8:49 saigooya... kuzuha...

[@sam-js1uh]

8:07 💕

[@netijer2434]

Damn it, not even 10 second in the just make me burst laught

[@sifu_keiko]

chronoir ft. bittermelon XD

[@flowerdolphin5648]

Well... My taste in food is about 80% that of Japanese elementary school students, lol