I wouldn't say overated, socializing is one of the best things to me, just talking to people can make for some of the best memories. Its just hard, between social anxiety and some people just being full of themselves its just difficult sometimes
The fix is simple. Like anything in life, to get good you just have to practice. Just talk to people. At first you're gonna be weird af, but after a few years you'll be much better and perhaps even normal.
@@louisrobitaille5810 you know what you say makes sense, it's always the first step that's the hardest one, breaking your own ill mindset and stepping outside your confort zone
You're not ugly, you just aren't you're own type. Happens all the time. At some point in time, you've been someone's crush. Even if it was just in passing. It's like, a fact and stuff.
@@discontentedwriter idk man… my depression has only been getting worse… I seriously doubt people have had a crush on me given at school everyone is terrified of me (an incident I wouldn’t like to discuss since I nearly got arrested and thrown in a mental hospital) and another reason is because I just don’t have romantic or sexual feelings. I don’t even masturbate because I think it’s unsanitary. I don’t know I might just be doomed to live alone.
@@Jesus-zc8pq Nahh. I know things seem hopeless but eventually you won't be trapped where you are. You'll be able to put things behind you and seek treatment for the depression and anything else that is wrong. You'll probably even find someone who makes the messyness of sexual activities fun. Or hey, you might be asexual, which would be fine too. Either way happiness is out there no matter what is going on in your life currently or the world at large. Oh, and the scared of you thing. Had a friend in my school involved in a credible bomb threat. He was arrested and jailed for it. Something of a freak and a weirdo (my people). All black. Didn't wash. Poor. Fat. Even he found someone and is now happily married.
Socially inxompetent Loner that rather than trying to socialise and speak to girls in even a somewhat flirty manner just listens to this kind of videos. A lot. It is great context though, Altough I'd probably never tell anyone I enjoy it
"How do you not have a Girlfriend" Because I'm not a person you fall in love with and I'm an asshole. To be honest, even if I got a girlfriend, she would easily leave me after 2 weeks because I'm a person who doesn't give a shit about other people's needs and I tell myself that I don't have time for a girlfriend, which is a lie. I have often helped women with everyday situations so they see me as a nice person, but I'm an asshole because I help people not because they need it but so that they fall in love with me. It never happened, which doesn't surprise me. Some people just aren't made for it, hopefully I'll change in the future. (Sorry for my English)
“How do you not have a girlfriend?” Imma be honest with you, I have absolutely no idea, like, I literally did not put thought into it until you asked me right now-
The raspy voice is good Shadow, believable & sold the "i regret my actions plz no more" for over drinking. Idk bout getting saucy when both peeps are not really in a understanding of each other tho but meh, the audio was still a delight to listen to, time and time again. Godbless.
Very well done. I look forward to more of your work. You do an excellent job on putting the emotions into your character, and I'm looking forward to more of what you have😁💐
...... everyone is just repeating the same question in the comments. Wow. 🤣 Well, I won't! Instead, I gotta admit that the whole "Try me look" sounded awesome. That was probably my favorite part. Nice job, Shadow!
It's funny how people think university is just about learning, it's about the degree. The learning only secures the job when you get it because noone wants to hire someone that doesn't have the knowledge, but the degree and the grades from official testing organisations is the stamp you need to get your foot in the door in the first place
If it wasn't today society I'd be making fun of your ***. But today society....I understand. Things like 4th wave feminsm are scary and dangerous to guys. But remember that there is good people out there and somomes your match, God made it that way. Tip: look for red flags early on
"How do you not have a girlfriend?" Well, you see, miss, the thing is...I'm kind of a shy dork, so that sort of complicates matters. A hunk of eye candy? Me? You poor thing, you must be super drunk. I'll definitely take care of you, I'll get you whatever you need, we gotta get you to stop talkin' all crazy.
"How do you not have a girlfriend?" Years of Christ trying to make me ready and me resisting at every turn lol. I decided to finally stop resisting that, so let's see if it's in His Holy will still!
@@shadowfireVA it's a very long story full of sighs but i worked my way up from a gas station to the coroporate office two years ago so i have been burying myself in that to make myself useful to the team but since i started listening to ASMR 3 weeks ago these loving supportive ASMR's have really made me realize what i want and need and i think thanks to you guys we wont last the rest of the year if things don't change.
To talk unaproached goes against doctrine. To take up more of someones time than needed goes against doctrine, by the time i say "thank you" or "you're welcome" i vanish into the distance or crowds depending on the location. Other adjectives are likely, but that is uncharted territory. to my knowledge it is that I'm very forgettable.
At this point I've realized that this is simply true and all is right in the world. If I ever get sad I can just listen to some asmr and watch some anime.
@@shadowfireVA ok. It’s just that it implies that certain traits are applied to certain sexualities. And as someone who went through a phase because I didn’t want to be called gay, that quote hits a little hard.
Well, my first - and Last - hangover was when I was 15, I've drunk so many wine that I got Dizzy, but it got worse, coz' I went to karaoke to Sing LMAO. However, the next day was awful, I've felt a HUGE headache, and my stomach seemed like It had a cat scratching him inside. I swore to myself never, EVER go through this again.
I see a lot of self deprecating comments so I'll say something to break the mold. "How do you not have a girlfriend yet?" I wanna live for me right now, and nobody else. Not that I don't have time for a relationship, but I want to take the time to learn how to care for myself and do things that make me happy. I need to commit to myself some more before I can commit to anybody else.
“How do you not have a girlfriend?” Ask your fellow women who voted for such wonderful things as no-fault divorce, abortion with zero input from the father, family courts (which award custody of children to women 80% of the time, regardless of whether they are capable of being a parent), “equal opportunity” and “human resources” offices that destroy men’s careers based on rumors and hearsay, etc, etc, etc. Also the fact that most women lose their virginity at a young age and are thus incapable of pair-bonding, meaning they aren’t wife material. Shall I go on?
No, because I agree. We as women have done horrible, terrible, selfish petty things to men that most don’t deserve. But, that doesn’t mean you should give up on love. There are still good women out there, you just have to look extra hard, give it time so God can prepare you for here or vise versa.
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“How do you not have a girlfriend” self doubt and sadness mostly
Mood
Word
And because woman don't find me all that alluring
Same here man, same here….
Same here
"He seemed a little gay". Bro I love this audio
“How do you not have a girlfriend yet?”
Communicating with other humans is incredibly overrated.
Facts
Word
Truth
I wouldn't say overated, socializing is one of the best things to me, just talking to people can make for some of the best memories. Its just hard, between social anxiety and some people just being full of themselves its just difficult sometimes
@@theglitchmanxx this was a joke ._.
"How do you not have a girlfriend yet?"
My many crimes committed in Gotham 👍
holy smokes, it's the killer moth!
Oh... I just committed tax fraud 💯
I committed war crimes in Albany
@@LaranJOOJ This comment is funnier to me now
“How do you not have a girlfriend?”
social anxiety and a lot of doubts.
Yeah
Facts
"How do you not have a girlfriend?" Im me and I suck
Me looking in the mirror: Dude isnt that obvious?
"How do you not have a girlfriend yet" a lot of self doubt and I have no idea how to talk to people
Ha 69 nice
Sounds like me as well. I'm very socially awkward with new people and I do self doubt my self a bit.
Welcome to the club I guess?
There u go. Now you are speaking my language
It's an art many possess yet few take pride in it ✊ rise up fellow insecure people
The fix is simple. Like anything in life, to get good you just have to practice. Just talk to people. At first you're gonna be weird af, but after a few years you'll be much better and perhaps even normal.
@@louisrobitaille5810 you know what you say makes sense, it's always the first step that's the hardest one, breaking your own ill mindset and stepping outside your confort zone
"How do you not have a girlfriend yet?" Because i nuzlocke pokemon for fun
0-0. Bro If you do that for fun they don't got a choice
"how do you not have a girlfriend yet" my personality and being nice isn't enough apparently
Fr
Real (they just want a really good friend out of me)
@@Noku2Radius real (I want to die)
Fr
@@Ph4ntom999 it’s not worth it keep your head up king
"How do you not have a girlfriend?" You see, there's a thing called war crimes. And I've committed one too many of them.
Hahah
“How do you not have a girlfriend” I have abandonment issues
Lmao who else but quagmire
"How do you not have a girlfriend yet?"
"I dunno you tell me" 🤨
“How do you now have a girlfriend” I don’t have a social life
“How do you not have a girlfriend?” Depression, social anxiety, I’m kinda ugly, self doubt, being a pessimist, shall I go on?
You're not ugly, you just aren't you're own type. Happens all the time. At some point in time, you've been someone's crush. Even if it was just in passing. It's like, a fact and stuff.
@@discontentedwriter idk man… my depression has only been getting worse… I seriously doubt people have had a crush on me given at school everyone is terrified of me (an incident I wouldn’t like to discuss since I nearly got arrested and thrown in a mental hospital) and another reason is because I just don’t have romantic or sexual feelings. I don’t even masturbate because I think it’s unsanitary. I don’t know I might just be doomed to live alone.
@@Jesus-zc8pq Nahh. I know things seem hopeless but eventually you won't be trapped where you are. You'll be able to put things behind you and seek treatment for the depression and anything else that is wrong. You'll probably even find someone who makes the messyness of sexual activities fun. Or hey, you might be asexual, which would be fine too. Either way happiness is out there no matter what is going on in your life currently or the world at large. Oh, and the scared of you thing. Had a friend in my school involved in a credible bomb threat. He was arrested and jailed for it. Something of a freak and a weirdo (my people). All black. Didn't wash. Poor. Fat. Even he found someone and is now happily married.
@Jesus-zc8pq my friend it sounds like you might be ace aro (asexual and aromantic)
@@kydremurr1216 I’m asexual.
“He seemed a little gay” LMAO what?
“How do you not have a girlfriend?” I have a Sekiro platinum and have beated the game in under 6 hours, I barely talk to other humans
@@alenietouh4789 ^^
“Why don’t you have a girlfriend?”
Are you seriously asking that question? Look at me and ask that again.
Lmfao, very real
The reason I don’t have a girlfriend… I’m a Radiohead fan, that’s why
Cute premise and even cuter portrayal! Great work as always!
That is the perfect way to describe this video
"How do you not have a girlfriend?" If I knew, I think I'd have one by now.
"How do you not have a girlfriend" Because I look like South-Asian version of Jack Ma
"How do you not have a girlfriend yet" well maybe because I look like wet concrete
Word bro
I look a I’m dying
Sandman?
Yes I suppose so
Fr
"How do you not have a girlfriend yet" i affraid to commitment
"How do you not have a girlfriend yet" Nobody is interested by me and I don't know if I can still feel love.
“How do you not have a girlfriend yet” well… that’s… that’s a great question.
@@ThatisItBuddy ^^
"How do you not have a girlfriend?" Cause I'm fucking ugly
Skill issue.
tea, microwave. what! Who in there bloody mind microwave's tea. 🇬🇧
@@Musicme-m5e …..me
Socially inxompetent Loner that rather than trying to socialise and speak to girls in even a somewhat flirty manner just listens to this kind of videos. A lot.
It is great context though, Altough I'd probably never tell anyone I enjoy it
"How do you not have a Girlfriend" Because I'm not a person you fall in love with and I'm an asshole. To be honest, even if I got a girlfriend, she would easily leave me after 2 weeks because I'm a person who doesn't give a shit about other people's needs and I tell myself that I don't have time for a girlfriend, which is a lie. I have often helped women with everyday situations so they see me as a nice person, but I'm an asshole because I help people not because they need it but so that they fall in love with me. It never happened, which doesn't surprise me. Some people just aren't made for it, hopefully I'll change in the future. (Sorry for my English)
“How do you not have a girlfriend?”
Imma be honest with you, I have absolutely no idea, like, I literally did not put thought into it until you asked me right now-
“how do you not have a girlfriend”
cuz u just want to be friends
"You're too nice to be straight" is my favorite one
Lol 😅😂😂
"How do you not have a girlfriend?"
I'm too goofy and weird as a person...
The raspy voice is good Shadow, believable & sold the "i regret my actions plz no more" for over drinking.
Idk bout getting saucy when both peeps are not really in a understanding of each other tho but meh, the audio was still a delight to listen to, time and time again.
Godbless.
@@unfortunatepanda1827 thank you!!
“How do you not have a girlfriend” I rush things too fast and I bottle up my feelings to the point that I don’t even know what I feel anymore
@@Negawatt_Inspector You can work on that! ^^
@ I’ve tried, but thank you
Very well done. I look forward to more of your work. You do an excellent job on putting the emotions into your character, and I'm looking forward to more of what you have😁💐
"How do you not have a gf"? Because I'm gaming
This video offends every single British person
MICROWAVED TEA!!!!!
Kettle is the only good option
“How do you now have a girlfriend?”
“Human interaction is useless
"Humans are pretty cool, *sometimes* "
That's the most true sentence I've ever heard 😂
Awe this was so cute! Dont worry. I hit that subscribe button before the video ended!
@@FauxFoxPaw Thank you!
"How do you not have a girlfriend?"
Socially awkward
I’m sure you’ll meet someone!
The title staring at me:
Me laughing while dying inside:
Wow! Who made that thumbnail? It's very impressive
...... everyone is just repeating the same question in the comments. Wow. 🤣 Well, I won't! Instead, I gotta admit that the whole "Try me look" sounded awesome. That was probably my favorite part. Nice job, Shadow!
Thank you!
It's funny how people think university is just about learning, it's about the degree. The learning only secures the job when you get it because noone wants to hire someone that doesn't have the knowledge, but the degree and the grades from official testing organisations is the stamp you need to get your foot in the door in the first place
Why do you not have a girlfriend? I’m deathly afraid of women
If it wasn't today society I'd be making fun of your ***. But today society....I understand. Things like 4th wave feminsm are scary and dangerous to guys. But remember that there is good people out there and somomes your match, God made it that way. Tip: look for red flags early on
"How do you not have a girlfriend?" Well, you see, miss, the thing is...I'm kind of a shy dork, so that sort of complicates matters. A hunk of eye candy? Me? You poor thing, you must be super drunk. I'll definitely take care of you, I'll get you whatever you need, we gotta get you to stop talkin' all crazy.
"How do you not have a girlfriend yet" well maybe because I'm just a Nerd and no one really likes nerds
excuse me! I'm a nerd!
@@shadowfireVA >//////< sorry!
Are you sure its not because you're a giant boat?
@@adamsharon 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah I'm a nerd too I can relate
5:44 Strange But Perfect Description
Why I Avoid Such Funni Moments
Great Audio
Domestic Yan?
"They simply don't appreciate me!"
“How do you not have a girlfriend”
Two reasons: one, 😶, two, violent tendencies.
@@slowkabal I hear deep breaths and meditation can help calm that.
@@shadowfireVA you think I haven’t tried that
@@slowkabal I’m just trying to help.
"How do you not have a girlfriend?"
In USB's defense, I never seem to ever feel a connection with other USBs.
"How do you not have a girlfriend?"
FOR THE CRIMES I HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST SUPER EARTH
Microwave? MICROWAVE!? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE TEA IN THE F**K MICROWAVE!!!
DO YOU NIT OWN A KETTLE
"how do you not have a girlfriend yet"? i look like shit
"Have you looked in a mirror recently?"
No. Is my hair messed up? Ugh I knew I should've combed it
@@Stop_Inc.-cg6hk it’s a compliment! You look great!
"How do you not have a girlfriend?"
Years of Christ trying to make me ready and me resisting at every turn lol.
I decided to finally stop resisting that, so let's see if it's in His Holy will still!
@@Fr492001 I’m sure he’s got someone great planned for you!
i really like your voice. keep up the good work
"How do you not have a girlfriend"... look at me and you get the answer
"How do you not have a girlfriend yet?"
I do she is just toxic and i don't feel loved or needed
Why are you still with her then? That’s not a good place to be
@@shadowfireVA it's a very long story full of sighs but i worked my way up from a gas station to the coroporate office two years ago so i have been burying myself in that to make myself useful to the team but since i started listening to ASMR 3 weeks ago these loving supportive ASMR's have really made me realize what i want and need and i think thanks to you guys we wont last the rest of the year if things don't change.
"How do you not have a girlfriend?" its because
*I DONT GIVE A SHITE!!!*
She won't leave 😂
this is so cute~
To talk unaproached goes against doctrine. To take up more of someones time than needed goes against doctrine, by the time i say "thank you" or "you're welcome" i vanish into the distance or crowds depending on the location.
Other adjectives are likely, but that is uncharted territory. to my knowledge it is that I'm very forgettable.
At this point I've realized that this is simply true and all is right in the world. If I ever get sad I can just listen to some asmr and watch some anime.
"where did you put that tea"
"Microwave"
I'm sorry wut???
water in the cup and microwave the hot water that way it's not boiling and you can drink right away
@@shadowfireVA you can also just stop the kettle to whatever point you want your water
You microwave your water? You sicko /s
@@shadowfireVA both my Asian and British sides are mad at you at the same time.
@@VNCstudios I don’t like waiting for my tea to cool.
@@shadowfireVA so important question do you microwave the Tea or just the water?
“How do you not have a girlfriend?” Im dumb i have anxiety depression and im ugly 😎
Yeah with that confidence in yourself you're definitely gonna get one T-T
😂
@@StopWhiningManguideCultists I actually have one now 😂
😂. The actual comedy show ahh comment that as soon as I said this you actually have one 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Congratulations though dont #### it up@@Games21491
This is nice.
3:14 Why yes I know this Brady fellow, he can chuck the ball pretty well and yes he is gay... with his son.
13:48 Ok, Calm Down
That’s Too Good
“You’re too nice to be straight” is it bad that I’m a little bit offended by that?
@@Dreamer_946 No, I don’t think so.
@@shadowfireVA ok. It’s just that it implies that certain traits are applied to certain sexualities. And as someone who went through a phase because I didn’t want to be called gay, that quote hits a little hard.
@@Dreamer_946 I apologize
@@shadowfireVA it’s ok. It’s really not that big of a deal.
Very nice
Well, my first - and Last - hangover was when I was 15, I've drunk so many wine that I got Dizzy, but it got worse, coz' I went to karaoke to Sing LMAO.
However, the next day was awful, I've felt a HUGE headache, and my stomach seemed like It had a cat scratching him inside. I swore to myself never, EVER go through this again.
„How do you not have a girlfriend“ ?
What is a girl ???
YOU MICROWAVED THE WHAT?
I just want a Girlfriend That I can care for. And she would do the Same for me.
@@Infinity_2-x4y I’m sure it’ll happen
life lesson here kids: don't drink alcohol.
Exactly!
he seemed a little gay HAHAH
Very poggers
You're lucky I followed
8:36 Ah, So Cute!!!
I Hope You Do Sis Audi-
Uh, What the?
I see a lot of self deprecating comments so I'll say something to break the mold.
"How do you not have a girlfriend yet?" I wanna live for me right now, and nobody else.
Not that I don't have time for a relationship, but I want to take the time to learn how to care for myself and do things that make me happy. I need to commit to myself some more before I can commit to anybody else.
How do you not have a gf have you seen me!?
@@Placiddusax nope!
,,how do you noh have a gf ? "
Introvert ,sad 24/7 ,unfunny , boring , no rizz 😔
Sounds like a skill issue.
Rizz Overrated bru. Be glad you don't have it. Just shoot your shots and if they screech at you like a demon from hell just ignore ur
@@StopWhiningManguideCultists thanks bro 🗿, i'll try
“How do you not have a girlfriend?”
Ask your fellow women who voted for such wonderful things as no-fault divorce, abortion with zero input from the father, family courts (which award custody of children to women 80% of the time, regardless of whether they are capable of being a parent), “equal opportunity” and “human resources” offices that destroy men’s careers based on rumors and hearsay, etc, etc, etc.
Also the fact that most women lose their virginity at a young age and are thus incapable of pair-bonding, meaning they aren’t wife material.
Shall I go on?
No, because I agree. We as women have done horrible, terrible, selfish petty things to men that most don’t deserve. But, that doesn’t mean you should give up on love. There are still good women out there, you just have to look extra hard, give it time so God can prepare you for here or vise versa.
The virginity pair bonding shit is not real hate to break it to you. But the other stuff is some genuine reasoning.
❤❤❤
coming from me who sounds like Kratos, Corpse, and a country accent had a man child my voice is very powerful
That can get you someone if used right. Women live deep voices
Hello. There
Diffident
Cuz am fat
Well the way to solve that should be obvious.
"Next time eat a salad"
-TF2 Scout
🥲
Everyone in this comment section giving reasons why they’re single but not what they’re doing to fix that, big Ls
Fr. Self love is important!
Wtf is this?
KAVINSKY - NIGHTCALL
synthwave?
Very nice
❤❤