I could relate with unpredictable waiting time on trains. Guess I have to use my dumbells as practice 😂 Hello there German people who waits for trains from Asia 👋
@@Snoop_Dugg japan has fast trains. We dont have that in Philippines lol 🤣 That's why I call germans, my train family 🤣 We call it MRT, train above highway. Waiting time: 15 mins if YOU CAN FIT INSIDE with so many people like JAPAN. Can extend 1.5 hrs waiting time: 7am going to work or 5 pm (going home) 🤣
As a joke it’s funny, but irl more Germans like this would actually be horrible 😂 Our cold/rude/overly serious manner is not exactly what the world likes about us Germans 😅
@@topherno yes indeed as a joke it is funny but like you said this cold, strict, rigoureus and serious way. This is not what we like about Germans. But they are not all the same the Germans from the North are more extravert and more relax I noticed.
Forget him. You will get more snooty Investment banker like skilled expats from Asia. We are actually among very few people who can look down upon Huns. Did I mention, we are the richest ethnic group in Germany, and make Ze Germans look like Eurotr@sh, that they really are?
I actually feel that with the spind. I always use the same one, which is at the perfect height, clean, and closest to the door. If I can't get it, I'm actually disappointed...
Same here. I always wonder if the spind is double timing... if theres actually another person who also ALWAYS uses that one.. and when my spind is taken, i wonder if i met that person or if its just coincidence
Jop, er hat sich extra das Einzige Gym mit Öffnungszeiten statt 24/7 weit und breit gesucht, nur damit er überpünktlich dort sein und warten kann. german than german
Come on, it's not like we implanted Hitler's brain into a great white shark. He doesn't look like he plans to eradicate the german race or something similar.
depends, I live in a rural area and friends from a bigger city visited. Everytime we walked by someone, I greeted them, they were a bit confused as to why people in my village greet each other, even if we don't know each other.
@@fusssel7178ich kenne das nur wenn man wandern ist bzw in der Natur. Hier in ner Großstadt wäre das sowieso total komisch, außerdem versteht eh die Hälfte kein Deutsch 😂
Oh 😅 I thought: 'in my shorts' as in 'short trousers' 😅 I wondered why he would pop up in your shorts 😂😂😅😅 (in my defense: I'm 47 😅, short trousers 'shorts' have been around much longer than video shorts 'shorts')
As a german fitness coach i can confirm.. the "my locker is taken" issue is a real thing. People actually come to the front desk in pure disbelief that THEIR favourite locker is not available.. but you are off with the 5 min before opening. Real apex almans arrive about 30 min early. And wait in their car in the parking lot.😅
@@RJ-wj4el No he's not. Nobody arrives 30 minutes early. Especially not to a gym. That would be a waste of time and time is money. Btw. if someone uses the word "alman" it's safe to assume that the person is either a migrant looking down on Germans or a self-hating German. Sooo you don't need to ever take them seriously.
The "Morgen!" one only applies to small gyms where everyone knows each other. I usually try to greet people or just give them a nod but they always avoid eye contact. My old gym (geared more towards athletes) wasn't like that.
if you still can talk you still can handle it. This is where the power comes from. And if you think you die, you are even stronger. As woman, think about a puppy in danger. Powerlevel over 9000!
Just energetically walking on max incline actually makes sense, burns quite the calories without the strain on your joints. Did it this way for the short time I was actually going to gyms. I don't like people, so I work out at home. It works better than you think.
The casual way he says "Morgen!" alone should get him German citizenship.
Hat er schon.
Er muss nur noch das kurze Abnicken perfektionieren
What does it mean?😂
@@erinbernasconi3933 it means "morning" and is short and casual for "good morning."
This is exact my "Morgen".
The DB curls had me in stitches: raise arm - look at watch - shake head - repeat.
I could relate with unpredictable waiting time on trains. Guess I have to use my dumbells as practice 😂 Hello there German people who waits for trains from Asia 👋
ahh that's what it meant lmao
I kept thinking it was for tickets or something
@@Snoop_Dugg just like Germans, we need to practice waiting time for trains.
From 15 mins to 1.5 hrs waiting period in our southeast asian trains 🤣
@@dianaverano7878 wait whaaat?!
I always thought the trains in Asia are so quick and efficient!
..or maybe that's just Japan lol
@@Snoop_Dugg japan has fast trains.
We dont have that in Philippines lol 🤣
That's why I call germans, my train family 🤣
We call it MRT, train above highway. Waiting time: 15 mins if YOU CAN FIT INSIDE with so many people like JAPAN.
Can extend 1.5 hrs waiting time: 7am going to work or 5 pm (going home) 🤣
-„Liam help“
-„No“🗿
Selbst ist die Frau!
Stay Sigma
it does kill me
I expected him to open every window in the gym to STOßLÜFTEN
Me too😅
Me too 😂
That would be QUERLÜFTEN - Stoßlüften is just one window, Querlüften when the air goes in one window and outside another one.
You need a capitalized ß? Here you go: ẞ
Freezing makes the muscle work harder! Ever saw a fat, lazy icicle?
The form of the DB curls is flawless. Most people tend to forget shaking their had at the end or the rolling eyes, but not this man. A true german.
As a german I can confirm We always train for the ,,Zugspitze"
Lol, you mean that cute little hill? You wish you had real mountains 😂
@@c.w.8200Where are you from to say that? ö.ö
@@c.w.8200 Where are you from then, Tibet?
@@c.w.8200Österreich can also be considered German …
Austria*
He is more German than i am 😂 and i love it! We need more Germans like Liam
Jepp, we need them back
He is so funny.
As a joke it’s funny, but irl more Germans like this would actually be horrible 😂 Our cold/rude/overly serious manner is not exactly what the world likes about us Germans 😅
@@topherno yes indeed as a joke it is funny but like you said this cold, strict, rigoureus and serious way. This is not what we like about Germans. But they are not all the same the Germans from the North are more extravert and more relax I noticed.
Forget him. You will get more snooty Investment banker like skilled expats from Asia. We are actually among very few people who can look down upon Huns. Did I mention, we are the richest ethnic group in Germany, and make Ze Germans look like Eurotr@sh, that they really are?
„5 Minuten vor der Zeit, ist des Deutschen Pünktlichkeit“ 👮🏻♀️
Ooooh! Thats why my boss wanted me to start my shifts 5 minutes early.
I'm only half German, and get really stressed if I'm not five minutes early. I think it's genetic!😅
Paradebeispiel die DB...
@@admontigny 2 1/2 should be fine if you are half German 😅
@@76driver😂😅
We need frische Luft😂
But only Stoßlüft!
....and STOSSLÜFTEN 😂
@@marion5198 Stoßlüften*
...damit ich wieder etwas atmen kann (danke für den Ohrwurm)
I actually feel that with the spind. I always use the same one, which is at the perfect height, clean, and closest to the door. If I can't get it, I'm actually disappointed...
Same I once saw another guy using it and felt betrayed. People think I go early morning because I'm disciplined. Nope I just want my locker 😂😂
Same here. I always wonder if the spind is double timing... if theres actually another person who also ALWAYS uses that one.. and when my spind is taken, i wonder if i met that person or if its just coincidence
Same. So that I won’t get „confused“. It’s like my OWN. And I won’t forget it and many other reasons.
Started a membership at Cleverfit & accidentally took some dude's usual Spind. He was visibly upset lol
I also always use the same one at Mcfit. Not because it's so great, but because I at least know this one is working unlike half of the others.
Guys, I believe we created a Monster, we went too far, he is too German for our own good.
Jop, er hat sich extra das Einzige Gym mit Öffnungszeiten statt 24/7 weit und breit gesucht, nur damit er überpünktlich dort sein und warten kann. german than german
.... statt... Also nicht 24/7
al long as he doesn't get too austrian we are good ;)
Only he can save us. We are not allowed to.
Come on, it's not like we implanted Hitler's brain into a great white shark. He doesn't look like he plans to eradicate the german race or something similar.
We Germans say Morgen at least 10 times a day it’s literally the most speaken word at work next to Mahlzeit.
Mahlzeit ;-)
depends, I live in a rural area and friends from a bigger city visited. Everytime we walked by someone, I greeted them, they were a bit confused as to why people in my village greet each other, even if we don't know each other.
@@fusssel7178ich kenne das nur wenn man wandern ist bzw in der Natur.
Hier in ner Großstadt wäre das sowieso total komisch, außerdem versteht eh die Hälfte kein Deutsch 😂
Tell your working comrades to cut down on the beans.
Well, the most used German word's probably "Moin" instead of "Morgen" because unlike "Morgen" you say "Moin" the entire day. XD
Ich hab Angst daß er britischer Spion ist😂
Macht sehr genaue Nachforschungen
Er ist jemand, so deutsch kann niemand sein !
Doch leider!
*dass
@@Blackbirdone11Kein Leerzeichen vor einem Ausrufezeichen! 😉
Meinst du a la "Russische Spione enttarnt weil zu perfekt als Amis"? 😂
"If you're still talking, you are not dead. Push harder."
"It's too cold"
"You are in a gym. If you are cold, you are doing something wrong"
"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger." 😂
And if not, ....tja :D
Too true, Scottish the same.
Good that you're cleaning after use. everyone should clean after use.
It was made mandatory I think during the pandemic IIRC and many gyms just kept the practice alive.
@@Nonymus25 so you just bathe in another person's sweat?
@@Nonymus25 huh. i actually did not know this. thanks for the insight. i thought people cleaned after the use.
@@Nonymus25 i see. thank you
@@HDreamerit was mandatory even before. And i think most people did
"Be quiet" really had me
Japp, dass kam unerwartet, selbst für diesen Charakter 😅
the german never come too late, he comes to early.
for real though. I'm a German living abroad and in my gym I'm literally the only one who maxes out the incline on the treadmill for my workout XD
Same - well, pretty close to the max, anyway. 😆
But please understand, we DO need frische Luft!
😂
Jeder Deutsche im Fitnessstudio immer. Es zieht ihm am Rücken 😆
The spotter leaving because we do not accept weakness killed me XD
The way he says "Morgen" without moving his face is absolutely on point.
It's the same for me in the bus. Every morning I sit on the same place. But sometimes someone already sits there it ruins my whole morning routine.
😂😂😂 same!
He looks like a German, he speaks like a German, he behaves like a German. He IS a German!
This guy popped up in my shorts and has been part of my daily life since 😂 He's more german than germans now
Oh 😅 I thought: 'in my shorts' as in 'short trousers' 😅 I wondered why he would pop up in your shorts 😂😂😅😅 (in my defense: I'm 47 😅, short trousers 'shorts' have been around much longer than video shorts 'shorts')
@@ember1794 Wah, I had to laugh.
Deutsche Bahn curls... Too accurate 🤣👌
The Deutsche Bahn one was way to clever 🤣 great form btw and good on you for looking out for you and other gym goers by keeping the stations clean
As a german fitness coach i can confirm.. the "my locker is taken" issue is a real thing. People actually come to the front desk in pure disbelief that THEIR favourite locker is not available.. but you are off with the 5 min before opening. Real apex almans arrive about 30 min early. And wait in their car in the parking lot.😅
Are you serious ? 30 Min. 😂😂😂
30 is insane.. people should get some more hobbys if they have that much free time.. i usually wait 15 minutes in my car in front of the gym!
@@RJ-wj4el No he's not. Nobody arrives 30 minutes early. Especially not to a gym. That would be a waste of time and time is money.
Btw. if someone uses the word "alman" it's safe to assume that the person is either a migrant looking down on Germans or a self-hating German. Sooo you don't need to ever take them seriously.
@@ShadowHamster1Going to the gym IS a hobby 😅 Relaxing half an our waiting for it to open is perfectly fine.
You know you lived to long in Germany when after hearing "Morgen" in a video you automatically answer "Moin Moin" loudly to your screen
"My usual Spind was taken" relateable
You got me with the Spint thing. I hate it when people take my spot😂
The gym where I go (Austria) open at 6 am and I am also 5-15 minutes bevor opening there 😂
Okay but why did this entire video resonate with my soul!?
It’s really important to Stoßlüft. Even at the gym
Liam, you and your wife are the goddamn best. British humor is unbeatable. Thanks for making all the my days and keep up the great work!
"my usual Spind was taken" GOLDEN :D
Damn that gym looks empty. 😂
"German guy wakes up wife to go make 'shorts' at the gym"
He is a semi professional basketball player and some of these guys start crazy early. Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s their regular gym time.
Bro deine Videos sind der Grund wofür TH-cam erfunden wurde 😂🤙🏻Grüße aus Frankfurt 🍻🤣
"It does kill me!"
*Liam shakes head walks away* 😂
Awwww. Fresh air..SO German! Love!
"my usual Spind was taken" 😂😂😂
The towel move is so iconic for germans 😭😂
The DB exercise got me xD
I love how english dude playing perfect german, the irony 😂
That short Morgen killed me xD
My usual Spint was taken
I felt that one deep down
“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” is good and all, but as a famous German politician once said “life doesn’t forgive weakness”
OMG the Zugspitze, I can wholeheartedly recommend a hiking trip up there 😍
Don't feed the Ravens, though I got told off. Pretended I didn't understand.
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger " 💪🏻😅
We need more germans like this in these days😅💯🇩🇪
If you work at a German company like myself there's lots of it, even perversions of it 😂 We call them pedants 😁
@@rikkidgermano9640explain?
i've never been so proud of someone as a german
In Germany we say: The early bird catches the worm!
But the second mouse gets the cheese! 😅
That "Morgen" pulled me out of my vacation for a second.
My usual Spind was taken 💀
he's a typical German 🇩🇪
I love❤ it!
I miss the smile at the end 😂
How can you not adore this guy?
The "Morgen!" one only applies to small gyms where everyone knows each other. I usually try to greet people or just give them a nod but they always avoid eye contact. My old gym (geared more towards athletes) wasn't like that.
if you still can talk you still can handle it.
This is where the power comes from.
And if you think you die, you are even stronger. As woman, think about a puppy in danger. Powerlevel over 9000!
Vorbildlich mit dem Tuch die Bank abgewischt 💪
I love the precise list and the precise crossing off on the precise list
the worst thing that could happen to a german is that their usual spind is taken away from someone
That upside down death stare during bench press "can you please be quiet".....damn😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Das „morgen“ ist zu echt
The way he's saying "Spind" is just on point 😂
i saw the DB joke coming this time xD
Alles korrekt ausgeführt 😂 voll integriert würde ich sagen 😂
Wiping down the seats is just sanitary. That’s how MRSA spreads.
5 minutes before the gym opens and the locker is already taken. That’s some peak German thing
Irgendwie lustig zu sehen bzw zu hören wie der Akzent seiner Freundin immer weniger Deutsch und immer mehr Britisch wird :D Passt mega
The "This machine is taken" just got me.... Love it and your videos so much :D
Mindestens einmal am Tag stoßlüften, so muss das
Das "Morgen" hat mich gekillt 😂😂😂
Nur die Harten kommen in den Garten! 😂
Und die Härteren kriegen die Gärtnerinnen =^.^=
und die ganz harten kommen in den Wintergarten
the bulk is gonna be legendary, when is the markus rühl collab?
i feel that "verdammt"
Die DB Curls haben mich gekillt 😂😂
Man was there 5min before it opend, but still lost the locker Race
I kust moved to germany and i relate to all of these especially fast cashiers
Cleaning after youre done is very german indeed
Just energetically walking on max incline actually makes sense, burns quite the calories without the strain on your joints. Did it this way for the short time I was actually going to gyms. I don't like people, so I work out at home. It works better than you think.
I’m loving this new ‘with a German’ series 😂❤
Ich möchte euch sooo gern kennen lernen! Ihr seid super!
"We need frische Luft" is True and got me😂😂
Oh my god, i laughed so hard 😂 thank you for this ❤
he seems like the perfect gym buddy
😂😂😂 The DB workout 🚄🕢
we can be proud to be able to call him a german
"what doesnt kill you, makes you stronger"
*Happy Nietzsche noises*
How is it even possible I love EVERY single video that you're making??!! 😂🤗
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
,,Was dich nicht umbringt macht dich stärker"
Haha... The way he says "This machine is taken! Sowas von spießig! 🤣
The casual "Morgen" is so true xD
The ultimate gym bro!
I wasn't able to concentrate after like half of the video because the DB curls absolutely sent me
The DB curls never get old 😂
Frische Luft is too accurate 😭
Dude, you're amazing! :D The DB curls cracked me up^^
Love the DB curls😂