I love translating from the Arabic speaking Sheikh into English, then the sheikh mixes things up a bit by using that bit of English he does know. So what does the Arabic to English translator do…? He translates it back into Arabic! 🤣🤣🤣
Everything is in the number. Get that right. I mean, when you look at it right, they are not doing your bidding. They're pleasing themselves, and you're not in their picture. You're just adding atmosphere. That's why they ate the black grape
Sahih International Muhammad is not the father of [any] one of your men, but [he is] the Messenger of Allah and last of the prophets. And ever is Allah , of all things, Knowing.33:40 Quran.
His first one was like this.. He was taking about not to get angry at people who hate you or say bad words to you.. he gave an example.. You might know Omar Suleiman (other Islamic scholar & a friend of Nouman) so.. Omar was on Hajj once..and a man came to him and said you know you and that guy Noman are both Dajjals.. so Omar said but brother Dajjal is only one.. so that man said Ohh yess.. so it's Noman.. and Omar said yesss!! And walked away!! 😂😂😂
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I find it quite insulting the way Norman Ali Khan claims how some people have mistake him for Mufti Menk. The way he mimics their voices gives the connotations that non-English speakers are stupid.
[Surah Nur: 12-13] When you heard the lie, why did believing men and women not think well of their own people and declare, ‘This is obviously a lie’? And why did the accusers not bring four witnesses to it? If they cannot produce such witnesses, they are the liars in God’s eyes. Lessons: -Give your siblings in faith benefit of the doubt. -If there is an accusation, there should be evidence and fair judgement. -Nobody is perfect. Those who repent, remember that God is Al-Ghafoor.
@@fluffymountains The lady that he tried to lure produced the lewd text messages he sent her and she also produced the shirtless selfie he sent her, in fact it's all over the internet. When she brought these pieces of CONCRETE EVIDENCE forth he had NOTHING to say in his defence, in fact he didn't even comment on them AND THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY NOT PHOTOSHOPPED. As such, the accuser has indeed brought forth IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE and the defendant has NONE. What should a person now think of the situation ? AND HE HASN'T PUBLICLY APOLOGIZED OR REPENTED.
It’s not mocking Islam. It’s just jokes within limits ( a joke should tell the truth and not be offensive. ) Said by Abu Hurairah, when some of his companions said to Prophet Muhammad (pbuh): “O Messenger of Allah, you joke with us?” He replied: “Yes, I do. But I only tell the truth.”
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That dajjal one was epic😂😂
May Allah bless them both, they teach without ever boring people :D
Ameen
اَمِين يَا رَبَّ الْعَالَمِيْن
Two of my favourite sheikh. May Allah bless both of them with Rah-mat.
Ameen.
اَمِين يَا رَبَّ الْعَالَمِيْن
Subhanalaahi wabihamdih , Subhaanallahil azeem
These are very light on the toungue and very heavy on the scales of judgement
Nouman Ali khan is a natural 😂😂😂❤️
Sedekellahu teala 😊😊😊 the last message is awesome
MashaAllah this video was so funny. Thanks for uploading this video
how can i be humble. oh Allah make us humble. amin
That unexpected ending quote while I was smilling seeing ved
May Allah reward them
1:28 I failed my challenge over here
I love translating from the Arabic speaking Sheikh into English, then the sheikh mixes things up a bit by using that bit of English he does know. So what does the Arabic to English translator do…? He translates it back into Arabic! 🤣🤣🤣
4:10 HAD ME DYING BAHAAHHAHAHAHAGAG
Translation of mufti was 😅😂❤
4:18 I lost completely😂😂
MashaAllah u both are gem
The transalation one is super funny
That last one was hilarious
i like it May Allah bless you
The translation part 🤣🤣🤣
All were soo funny
the last one was the most funny 🤣🤣
0:44
Why's the kid saying " Aameen " ? 😂😂
I don't get the first mufti Menk one where he's supposed to translate or something
The other sheikh was supposed speak in Arabic but he mixes up and spoke in English so Mufti Menk says it in Arabic
@@asna-1010 oh thanks for the help
Brother noman menk 😂
the last one xDDD
Ending is awesome
The subtitles are going crazy 😂😂
Successfully failed the challenge 😂😂
The first lyn made me laugh
😂😂😂😂 Mashallah
Please write Allah with capital A
Last one😂
0:59
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 halal back to back content
0:04 please these pictures are imitating the creation of Allah it's haram
Alam taro kaifa fa’ala robbuka bi ashabil fil
😂😂😂❤
Failed… Miserably , By the time he talks about kids in prayer I was Snaughling my tears out
i laughed on the first one
This video is reply to all the muslim who thought you can't be finny without saying something haram
Lying, vulgar jokes or using bad words
Everything is in the number. Get that right. I mean, when you look at it right, they are not doing your bidding. They're pleasing themselves, and you're not in their picture. You're just adding atmosphere.
That's why they ate the black grape
99% DON'T fail.
Lol 😂😂
They are funny
Sahih International
Muhammad is not the father of [any] one of your men, but [he is] the Messenger of Allah and last of the prophets. And ever is Allah , of all things, Knowing.33:40 Quran.
Halal laugh 😆
About young women and mAn. Manymany many yearss an issuess About my own life.
I cant undersrand first joke...echoed speech
His first one was like this..
He was taking about not to get angry at people who hate you or say bad words to you.. he gave an example..
You might know Omar Suleiman (other Islamic scholar & a friend of Nouman) so.. Omar was on Hajj once..and a man came to him and said you know you and that guy Noman are both Dajjals.. so Omar said but brother Dajjal is only one.. so that man said Ohh yess.. so it's Noman.. and Omar said yesss!! And walked away!! 😂😂😂
@@zahedasiddiqui4876 Thnk you brother for xplaining
@@zahedasiddiqui4876 baraka Allahou fika
Noumanenk
Mr Nicholas cage brother
F tor the kid that got owned
great joke for muslims 😂
Mbok Kon tidoni imam sopo waesamoek meccasanggup Saiki aku
Best friend Spouse faties and who says fatiessflowerhappiness this afternoon About issues younger wife young madam .familyyyy familiessss systems patients
Santos mentiras, diablos con cara santa
I find it quite insulting the way Norman Ali Khan claims how some people have mistake him for Mufti Menk. The way he mimics their voices gives the connotations that non-English speakers are stupid.
I don't think that's what he intended
Beside he is non native English speaker himself, Pakistani born in Germany
Wasn't this guy accused of trying to lure women into sexual affairs ? People should stay away from such a con artist.
[Surah Nur: 12-13]
When you heard the lie, why did believing men and women not think well of their own people and declare, ‘This is obviously a lie’?
And why did the accusers not bring four witnesses to it? If they cannot produce such witnesses, they are the liars in God’s eyes.
Lessons:
-Give your siblings in faith benefit of the doubt.
-If there is an accusation, there should be evidence and fair judgement.
-Nobody is perfect. Those who repent, remember that God is Al-Ghafoor.
@@fluffymountains The lady that he tried to lure produced the lewd text messages he sent her and she also produced the shirtless selfie he sent her, in fact it's all over the internet. When she brought these pieces of CONCRETE EVIDENCE forth he had NOTHING to say in his defence, in fact he didn't even comment on them AND THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY NOT PHOTOSHOPPED. As such, the accuser has indeed brought forth IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE and the defendant has NONE. What should a person now think of the situation ? AND HE HASN'T PUBLICLY APOLOGIZED OR REPENTED.
Really?!!! Saturday night funny sheikh. This is not even sunna or the way of conveying Islam. This is truly mocking Islam.
It’s not mocking Islam. It’s just jokes within limits ( a joke should tell the truth and not be offensive. ) Said by Abu Hurairah, when some of his companions said to Prophet Muhammad (pbuh): “O Messenger of Allah, you joke with us?” He replied: “Yes, I do. But I only tell the truth.”