Satans Honeytrap ~ VERY FUNNY ~ Nouman Ali Khan!!

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  • @cuphashmani9457
    @cuphashmani9457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Allah has sent this man and Mufti Menk as blessing in my life.

  • @Faisal01813
    @Faisal01813 9 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    You can't help but love his lectures!

  • @MrLegit.
    @MrLegit. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Who needs standups when we have brother Noman ❤️

  • @muh_in
    @muh_in 9 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    OMG . . I luv u Usthad . . May Allah reward u and us and make us in Jannathul Firdaus . . Ameen !

  • @user-xb2ns3pi2l
    @user-xb2ns3pi2l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    قال الله تعالى: ( ولا تتبعوا خطوات الشيطان )
    Do not follow Shaitan steps, Allah warned us so many times about this.

  • @ahmedm4789
    @ahmedm4789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This guy is awesome I love him

  • @tanishakhan973
    @tanishakhan973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    he's awesome funny humor makes the lectures much more interesting
    Ma Sha Allah, may Allah (SWA) grant him and his family peace and happiness :)

  • @funkycoldm3dina
    @funkycoldm3dina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Salaams....this guys delivery is top notch. May Allah swt grant him even more wit. Ameen.

  • @xiaomi198
    @xiaomi198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His lectures are awesome

  • @zakiya90673
    @zakiya90673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "but I am still 14 "🤣🤣😆

  • @saharahussein7032
    @saharahussein7032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ma sha Allah...
    Ustadh Nouman.
    Such a great sense of humour.....
    I also learnt so much from you...
    May Allah reward you abundantly🙏

  • @iratri7239
    @iratri7239 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    hahaaa this guy never fails to make me laugh

  • @aishahnor2747
    @aishahnor2747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    SubhanAllah ... very funny indeed watching this again! It lightens my perception of the day after listening to your khutbah (About listening to children) this morning ... Alhamdulillah 😃😀😁

  • @mirzarehan9730
    @mirzarehan9730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh khan saab awesome video. Allah choose you as a best man of this century and I think people should visit your page to learn a lot.

  • @ramshafatima7178
    @ramshafatima7178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    JazakAllahu Khaitan kaseer ustad. Thank you so very much. You know Deen. You know the world. And you make a bridge between both in the light of Islam. And this is just what we need. I wish there would be such speakers in Urdu/Hindi speaking reagion as well. Oh wait! If you ever read this then I can translate/dub for your videos if you permit.
    Hoping for more good videos in future.

  • @aishahnor2747
    @aishahnor2747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MaasyaAllah ... This is so funny with beautiful laughters!😂 I did not realise you are a skilled and talented comedian as well Ustadh Nouman. Good timing and excellent sharp and succint presentation especially when the subject matter is 'Shaitans'.
    JazakAllahu Khairan Kathira ... Great to see a smart suited Ustadh cum Comedian! ... Alhamdulillah.

  • @coolcat7131
    @coolcat7131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for this one, Jezak Allah Khair

  • @nursyakirahshahar9312
    @nursyakirahshahar9312 ปีที่แล้ว

    This one comes at the very right time. Really need this! Alḥamdulillāh

  • @khan1632001
    @khan1632001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you brother Nouman... Jazakallah khair

  • @ALANGHub
    @ALANGHub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Salam, Brother Noman you're really awesome with creativity and off course a good sense of humour

  • @fisalipada7224
    @fisalipada7224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Brother Nouman, i am always carried away when you laugh. 😂 😂 😂 Watching your videos all the way from Philippines ❤

  • @obscuredlife765
    @obscuredlife765 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love brother nouman for Allah. Masha Allah! his sense of humor is amazing. May Allah grant him and his family Jannah, Ameen!

    • @mrheckles1972
      @mrheckles1972 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg i hope a bunch of pigs piss on him

    • @wajidali496
      @wajidali496 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Joe Laursen this attitude wouldn't help u on doomsday.....be ready bro...

    • @mrheckles1972
      @mrheckles1972 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wajid Ali lmao...piss be upon you..and Mohamed (piss be upon him) is in hell with Allah (satan)

    • @wajidali496
      @wajidali496 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Joe Laursen Allah bless you and give a happy life and a good understanding....

    • @mrheckles1972
      @mrheckles1972 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wajid Ali no. Allah can piss off.

  • @ularahman6928
    @ularahman6928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love to listen to him

  • @faizanrizwan786
    @faizanrizwan786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love you love you love you!!!!

  • @hashimorakzai
    @hashimorakzai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    May Allah bless you ustad NAK

  • @Radioactivepaladin0703
    @Radioactivepaladin0703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A Legend..Truly

  • @rafiakhanum9422
    @rafiakhanum9422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    May Allah make this work a ticket to paradise, you are a blessing from Allah for Muslim umma

  • @MusafirSafwan
    @MusafirSafwan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome. Very funny. And very very informative.

  • @ISLAMICCHANNELS
    @ISLAMICCHANNELS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow amazing leacture

  • @MusafirSafwan
    @MusafirSafwan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I like Nouman Ali Khan :)

  • @iffatsiddiqui1926
    @iffatsiddiqui1926 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    JazakumuLLahu khayr.

  • @noragdoura9205
    @noragdoura9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ur lectures are nice and funny and useful

  • @Harry-kp3ky
    @Harry-kp3ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That fruit... Oh hohoho!!! 😂😂
    U understand shaitan from his point of view

  • @AminulIslam-qd9en
    @AminulIslam-qd9en 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing lectures

  • @theindianshiamuslim5777
    @theindianshiamuslim5777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mashallah sir please keep it up

  • @blackwhite2401
    @blackwhite2401 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious Br. NAK!

  • @pradelelien3267
    @pradelelien3267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The magic is so strong today I couldn't even pray ✨ 😌 💛

  • @shawonshawon7213
    @shawonshawon7213 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome

  • @maimoona2321
    @maimoona2321 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol I love his humor !

  • @abdullahzadran1009
    @abdullahzadran1009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very true . He just spoke of my mind . Believe me guys just think deeply you guys will find out the ( naafs) problems.

  • @abdullahmamun4604
    @abdullahmamun4604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    wow u love the tafseer too, I love the tafseer " lol

    • @lanamusleh4246
      @lanamusleh4246 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I DIED AT THAT🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-bb6jk9jt2b
    @user-bb6jk9jt2b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    classical comedy.

  • @sadiarahman9613
    @sadiarahman9613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this guy also entertains....

  • @hashimorakzai
    @hashimorakzai 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ameen

  • @thenobody4591
    @thenobody4591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss jannah even though I've never been there

  • @srumi3851
    @srumi3851 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's funny at the same time it's scary because it's so true 😭

  • @ayeshakunni4366
    @ayeshakunni4366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    👌👌👌💕💕💕

  • @muslimgroup9892
    @muslimgroup9892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want to see the full video

  • @shayz1571
    @shayz1571 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    al hamdu lillah

  • @mdtalhaansari1096
    @mdtalhaansari1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If only we had the smarts to learn the long term planning, patience and perseverance from the Satan Mal'oun!

  • @bosssingh9791
    @bosssingh9791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    like who founds him funny lol

  • @mariah5687
    @mariah5687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Really very funny. Be sorry. I listening after 3 years..

    • @barbiedoll1819
      @barbiedoll1819 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listening it after 5 years hehehe

  • @sujanaislam6361
    @sujanaislam6361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ❤️❤️❤️

  • @cagatayocal7049
    @cagatayocal7049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Can this guy be a comedian 😂

    • @MohammedAlSharif2002
      @MohammedAlSharif2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cagatay Ocal then you’ll be asking can he be a public speaker

    • @tasfiquesaber7934
      @tasfiquesaber7934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He does standup comedy and teaches most beautiful things at the same time!! Brilliant guy!

    • @Radioactivepaladin0703
      @Radioactivepaladin0703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is..A Halal comedian..

  • @sumaiya8322
    @sumaiya8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't help stop laughing

  • @ladyshadow9329
    @ladyshadow9329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always searching you even when I was in abroad yaa brother sheikh nouman sometimes I sleep with my headset in my ears then 1 day I'm really surprised someone 😕😠😅he's insult me nd judging me about u..that like he means I have something in my hear😅😕

  • @abubakarahmad8014
    @abubakarahmad8014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ❣️

  • @ZainZanu
    @ZainZanu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Boys like girls,there's no hiding it,
    You do...
    And Shayan knows that better than you.."
    Now that's one of the best poetry I've ever heard..
    May Allah protect us all from Shaytan🤲🏻

  • @DetectiveConan990v3
    @DetectiveConan990v3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the buildup., the punchline, everything was great humor

  • @MrZunayet
    @MrZunayet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like his lectures. But as far I know there is no aya in Quran that mention that Adam ate any prohibited fruit in Janna.

    • @uzairmohammed4673
      @uzairmohammed4673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      there is my friend, it says in the same verse he was talking about right after the first two words saying "and when they both tasted the tree" it is surah 7 verse 22.

    • @MrZunayet
      @MrZunayet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@uzairmohammed4673 thank u so much!!!!!!

    • @user-hz8ff9zb9u
      @user-hz8ff9zb9u 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is , actually

  • @playlist-do2pw
    @playlist-do2pw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't forget to:- seek forgiveness
    from Allah🌌
    -To thank Allah🌅
    -And to remember Allah and the prophet Mohammed May peace be upon him🕋

  • @muzamelpamir4336
    @muzamelpamir4336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want full video
    Please help me guys

  • @aimamoraki1105
    @aimamoraki1105 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    😘😘😘

  • @yasmineelsawy3713
    @yasmineelsawy3713 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahahaha

  • @mehraanwani7752
    @mehraanwani7752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Satan is a diabolic one

  • @maryamredwan6487
    @maryamredwan6487 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    سبحان الله

  • @rakibhasan987
    @rakibhasan987 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol....

  • @irams8486
    @irams8486 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha

  • @akou12
    @akou12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Salam! Where is the full lecture?

    • @ZulfiqaarMedia
      @ZulfiqaarMedia  9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wa Alaikum Assalam Akhi!
      Forgot to put links, updated now. JazakAllahuKhair for reminding me :)
      The Strategy of Satan ~ Nouman Ali Khan ~ 24 May 2014
      The Strategy of Satan by Nouman Ali Khan | 877-Why-Islam

  • @ghareebadam340
    @ghareebadam340 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is not the way our salaf used to explain Quran .

  • @imoj3925
    @imoj3925 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sheikh, i would like to know how is it possible that haraam can take place in jannah, is jannah not a place of purity? i humbly would like to know your opinion.

    • @islamicbros2278
      @islamicbros2278 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Jannah everything is Halal. You can do whatever you want because all your ill desires will be changed! You are even allowed to drink alcohol in Jannah because it won't be intoxicated!

    • @islamicbros2278
      @islamicbros2278 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh and nothing Haram such as fornication will take place

    • @imoj3925
      @imoj3925 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      shukran thanks

    • @fc_paragon2961
      @fc_paragon2961 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      imo j at that point Allah allowed a haram tree to exist to test Adam and Eve. that's basically the only reason.

    • @islamicbros2278
      @islamicbros2278 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +rallus
      Maybe I should've explained myself better. in Jannah khamr (alcohol) does not intoxicate any one so in Jannah it's not haram!! Hope this made sense!

  • @n2alps
    @n2alps 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is the wall behind him bending?

    • @ZulfiqaarMedia
      @ZulfiqaarMedia  9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its not a wall, its a plain white curtain/cloth type thing.
      There might be a fan on the floor or somewhere moving it

    • @mrheckles1972
      @mrheckles1972 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      because he was he was taking it in the ass

    • @n2alps
      @n2alps 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joe Laursen
      May Allah guide you.

    • @mrheckles1972
      @mrheckles1972 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dr.Spaceman nope. allah is in hell. and mohamed was a pig raper.

    • @mrheckles1972
      @mrheckles1972 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      the wall was moving because he had a pig fucking him up the ass. just like Mohamed he is a sick pedophile.

  • @hawzie_9023
    @hawzie_9023 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    they're not trying to sexualize children but due to society's changes today, what's sexual back then is normal now

    • @chee-max6460
      @chee-max6460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then there will be a time when totally wrong would be today's normal, thats what he meant

    • @hawzie_9023
      @hawzie_9023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chee-max6460 indeed

  • @akou12
    @akou12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just a question: why does he describe jannah in such a wierd way? Jannah is supposed to be extremely unmeasured and exotic. And he compares it to the sky? What

    • @n2alps
      @n2alps 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is describing the size of Jannah, the same way it is found in the Quran [3:133 and 57:21].
      Despite the large area of Jannah, Iblees had to work very hard to tempt Adam & Eve (peace be upon them both) and narrow them down to this one particular tree.

    • @thenobody4591
      @thenobody4591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Provin Ripon you're the evidence

  • @ghareebadam340
    @ghareebadam340 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do not make tafsir from yourself .Just explain the word and do not give extra examples which is not mentioned in any of tafasir .

  • @AwaisKhan-ne1fx
    @AwaisKhan-ne1fx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really wanna marry her but I’m fourteen 😭😂

  • @Nailekrbs
    @Nailekrbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    he is a wahhabi, please do your research well, no one is worth your aqidah. keep the ahlu sunnah aqidah.