Me starting the video: "So this is imperium assassin's vs tyranid cult. Sounds cool" Comments: "This video is tainted by slannesh." "The Emperor needs to kink shame the author". Me: "Ok now I'm worried"
Since the temple was a front for the Genestealer Cult, my interpretation was that the nail clippings were actually from the Patriarch. Similar to how their play had the Emperor transform into a Genestealer.
Ian Watson? Let me guess overloaded vocabulary, weird sex scenes explained in painful details and an unconfortable atmosphere. Somebody should call the Emperors Kink Shamers astartes chapter.
The kink shamers ........actually sounds like a cool chapter name to counter emperors children legion . ....... 1st company ; Kink Shamers chapter, don your terminator armour of chastity , load your storm bolters of decency , let rip the promethium flame of having one foot on the ground all the time .
i think its kinda cool body horror stuff. puts the “grim” in grimdark. the idea of being paralyzed while you are transformed into some parody of a despicable monster. gives you goosebumps.
i think its kinda cool body horror stuff. puts the “grim” in grimdark. the idea of being paralyzed while you are transformed into some parody of a despicable monster. gives you goosebumps.
Hahahaha!!! I didn't realize until mid story that I smelled "Draco"... I gotta keep up with my authors... Ian is somewhat creepy... like being in an elevator with a weird stranger that won't stop talking to you.
Brilliant story. Her hatred at what had been done to her powered her through and demonstrates why these assassins are such a beautiful tool to deliver the Emperor's vengeance and wrath.
fully admit it when I heard guy Haley I wasn't shure if i remember that namebut when I heard the name malindi i ran from this video as fast as i could, il leave a like for your troubles but I'm not brave enough to delve into it good job/luck to everyone else.
Man..., Dude..! I really enjoy your efforts. These stories read by yourself have been such a boost, they’ve re-sparked a dormant interest in the “Dark future”. It is hard to come by here in the States, I’m just a humble “Yank” remembering Warhammer40k of my memory of its dawn (the 80s)....😳. The “net” is so cool... Cheers 🍻
This was in one of the very first 40k books, I loved that they had pure fluff on sale. A whole new element to the hobby, even after I. stopped playing always kept reading..
Wow. An Ian Watson story. I remember being so excited that GW was starting to produce novels when Inquisitor came out. And then Harlequin. Yeah I didn't read Chaos Child.
I love the way the Genestealer Cult Limosine was referenced - it appeared in an old White Dwarf, if you look on Rouge Trader era reddit and the like or pinterest more so you'll see it - a Cult Army or THE first (Oldhammer) Cult Army, it was wicked man.. Chaos worshiping (?) Imperial Guard and Beastmen, Purestrains, a Magus, "Old Four Arms" himself and lots of different generations of hybrid then this huge hand made Limo. Lovely work.
Author of the screen for Steven's Abominable Intelligence. Can we get the whole Inquisition Wars trilogy? Edit: man, it really ISN'T a very good thing. Decius had it spot on
Líke that the Emperors finger naíls continue to grow... So being a perpetual could that be him regenerating? And the priests stop it time n agaín for cash, lol, that's perfect irony.
Seemed like writer was hung up on some um, internal/ personal fantasy bits in on this one. Yet still an interesting story and when voiced by you anything becomes interesting and intriguing. Can lead to interesting discussions and train of thoughts come what could be done by the assassins as slightly pointed out by the writer, yet interesting choice to go with the gene stealers first rather then say the tau who would be a bit easier imo for this kind of trial. Yet do see the kind of duality/ yet similar narrative he was attempting. The duality, the yes but no, the how 2 extremes could be similarly relatable yet so opposite( via her inner dialog and thoughts) come her form and reverse 'gene stealing' and become n a monster to infiltrate the monsters that try to infiltrate humanity. Can spark a rather interesting discussion imo, writers fantasies left a side.
I still don't know why they would throw away a perfect highly trained courtesan assassin instead of training one specifically for the role. It's like putting knife hands on a expert marksman. What did they even gain from the infiltration that a squad and angry SOB storming the church couldn't have done? I think at the end of the day you've just got to accept it's one of "those stories".
@@ChiefSmackahoLLC yeah I thought it was a bit strange that she instantly found the cult and figured out who the twist cultist was. It could have made the story a bit more interesting if she actually had to figure something out. I enjoyed the descriptions of life inside the cult though. If they had more of that and less of the assassin being poetic about her waste it could have been a good story.
I just finished listening and I've got to say that people in this community are either really young or really prudish. Aside from some body horror that wasn't really messed up at all. Is it just because the protagonist is a woman? I'll never understand people who freak out whenever anything involving a woman happens that's more real than cutsey anime magic girl shit. This is a fucked up universe and if this had been a man shapeshifting nobody would be batting an eye.
Check out the book review a̶f̶u̶s̶a̶ b̶r̶u̶v̶s̶a̶a̶v̶a̶d̶n̶a̶ Bruva Alfabusa did on Ian Watson's book "Inquisitor Draco", which sounds like half 40k and half furry/?scaley? fiction and goes into unnecessary details concerning Malindis "supple" genestealer "bottom", which is by far the most tame example I could give. Written in a preposterous way that makes me imagine Ian having a neckbeard putting a lion to shame and only cutting bread with the finest japanese steel. th-cam.com/video/LwKC5fxhIZo/w-d-xo.html I agree that this story comparably tame, it's just that at least 1/3 of his 40k books is borderline smut and the community knows him as such. It basically became a meme. Watch for the words "kink shame back to x", "sewer goblin", "slaanesh fanfiction", "ATTENTION X: X", which are all basically quotes from Alfabusas video.
@@ABorderPrince Heh, Hey look it said there be only three views when I'd typed that M'kay. 😅 I didn't say I was the third person to comment, and so shall focus on that to hide from my shame.
"MY DEAR EMPEROR, PLEASE HELP ME KINK SHAME IAN WATSON BACK TO THE EYE OF TERRA"
Eye Of Terror. I know it sounds like “Terra” when the brits say it. ;)
@@MrJedimedic of course it is Terror.... That is the joke bud.
World Eater missed it ;)
An amazing example of lost in translation:
when heretics hear the Eye Of Terror call out to them is it then a Whispering Eye Of Terror?
Guy Haley = Emperor level writing;
Ian Watson = Slaneesh fan fiction
Alan Dembski Bowden = Primordial Truth
to be fair, the topic of the calidus makes the subject unavoidable.
Dat Buuuuuurn!
@@midshipman8654 OK but I'm 12 minutes in, and he's already described the size and firmness of her breasts
@@cal593 it gets far worse in the Draco book
Me starting the video: "So this is imperium assassin's vs tyranid cult. Sounds cool"
Comments: "This video is tainted by slannesh." "The Emperor needs to kink shame the author".
Me: "Ok now I'm worried"
The narrator literally says the writers name and then, “yah so you know this is going to be messed up.”
CONCERN
"The alien beast within by Ian Watson...so yea, you know it's gonna be messed up."
We were warned and we still listened.
HE WANTED TO FUFILL HIS LOVE QUEST, WEEEEE, IAN WATSOOOON, SEWER GOBLIN, EXTRAORDINAAAAIRE!
Chris chan got dat barbussy
Really underrated detail about the Emporer’s fingernails being kept in a jar and getting sold as jewelry and alchemy ingredients.
Since the temple was a front for the Genestealer Cult, my interpretation was that the nail clippings were actually from the Patriarch. Similar to how their play had the Emperor transform into a Genestealer.
“By Ian Watson”
_Why does that sound so familiar?.._
“So yeah, you know it’s going to be a bit messed up...”
*_TTSD Flashbacks Intensify_*
POWER TRYKE!!!
What does kink shame mean
@@donaldsmallwood3192 Basically, to shame someone for having a particular "kink", ie thinking that a particular quality/activity is "kinky"/sexy.
Me, out loud: "oh no, Ian Watson..."
Me, internally: "this is gonna be EXCELLENT"
Fetch the Emperor's Thunder Hammer of Prohibition
Ian must be kink shamed again
“The alien beast within, by Ian Watson…. So you know it’s going to be a bit messed up.”
SO STARTS THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME
Ian Watson? Let me guess overloaded vocabulary, weird sex scenes explained in painful details and an unconfortable atmosphere. Somebody should call the Emperors Kink Shamers astartes chapter.
bingo
The kink shamers ........actually sounds like a cool chapter name to counter emperors children legion . .......
1st company ; Kink Shamers chapter, don your terminator armour of chastity , load your storm bolters of decency , let rip the promethium flame of having one foot on the ground all the time .
"My Dear Emperor, please let me kink shame Ian Watson back to the Eye of Terror".
- Kathstodis
@patrick howard Sure, but it's a shame that it happens like 3-4 times per book.
i think its kinda cool body horror stuff. puts the “grim” in grimdark.
the idea of being paralyzed while you are transformed into some parody of a despicable monster. gives you goosebumps.
i think its kinda cool body horror stuff. puts the “grim” in grimdark.
the idea of being paralyzed while you are transformed into some parody of a despicable monster. gives you goosebumps.
Fantastic as usual! Ian Watson always up for a good kick in the nostalgia. Another vote for inquisition wars!
Who knows Ian. Maybe this is my next movie?
I normally do not care about the author until after the video. However knowing Ian Watson, oh boy, this is going to get awkward.
YES
@@ABorderPrince Not even five minutes in! IAN WATSON!!
Hahahaha!!! I didn't realize until mid story that I smelled "Draco"... I gotta keep up with my authors... Ian is somewhat creepy... like being in an elevator with a weird stranger that won't stop talking to you.
@@skywatcheradept Thanks, I hate it.
"Who knows Ian? Maybe this will be my next movie?"
Ah yes, more material from the illustrious scribe Ian Wat-son. Excellent, excellent... MENIAL, PREPARE MY VIEWING CHAMBERS!
Aaaand it involves a Callidus assassin... MENIAL, ALSO PREPARE MY MIND-BLEACH PROTOCOLS!
Brilliant story. Her hatred at what had been done to her powered her through and demonstrates why these assassins are such a beautiful tool to deliver the Emperor's vengeance and wrath.
Ian Watson definitely helps change things up from the 40year old virgin style writing of its other writers.
What does that even mean, 40yr old virgin style? I thought that was a movie?? You're describing a personality type rather than a writing style.
@@76HabeasCorpus i wouldn't be surprised if ian Watson is a 40 year old virgin because of his writing
5 minutes in and im already uncomfortable. Gotta love the sewer goblin
fully admit it when I heard guy Haley I wasn't shure if i remember that namebut when I heard the name malindi i ran from this video as fast as i could, il leave a like for your troubles but I'm not brave enough to delve into it good job/luck to everyone else.
sewer goblin haha
I fear what would happen if Ian would write a book about The Emperor Children or any Slannesh thing, or Slannesh itself.
Have not read the inquistor first part of the inquisition wars?
Had a funny feeling we would get to see what the polymorphine does when used on someone without callidus training, was not disappointed XD
lol
Man..., Dude..! I really enjoy your efforts. These stories read by yourself have been such a boost, they’ve re-sparked a dormant interest in the “Dark future”. It is hard to come by here in the States, I’m just a humble “Yank” remembering Warhammer40k of my memory of its dawn (the 80s)....😳. The “net” is so cool...
Cheers 🍻
This was in one of the very first 40k books, I loved that they had pure fluff on sale. A whole new element to the hobby, even after I. stopped playing always kept reading..
Ah the emperor protects from boredom as always
hope it helps
I really enjoy the passion you have put into narration. You have made me into an audiobook lover.
Best story! Love the assassin stories!!! Thank you!
"Callidus Assassin;
WE
HAVE COME
FOR YOUUUUU!!!!"
-Talos, Prophet of The Eighth Legion.
I love the Ian Watsons. Great reading as ALWAYS!!
Wow. An Ian Watson story. I remember being so excited that GW was starting to produce novels when Inquisitor came out. And then Harlequin. Yeah I didn't read Chaos Child.
Sadly chaos child huge let down. Could tell he was bored of it by then
Me: "Why did I only watch 2 minutes of this."
Watson: "Beatle-tipped cones"
Me: "OH"
34:51 OH OH HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE WORDS!
God I actually miss this guy
From the original, but now retconned Inquisitor novel. Meh' Lindi was part of his team.
Grimm where art thou? tyrannids nom in the background...
I love the way the Genestealer Cult Limosine was referenced - it appeared in an old White Dwarf, if you look on Rouge Trader era reddit and the like or pinterest more so you'll see it - a Cult Army or THE first (Oldhammer) Cult Army, it was wicked man.. Chaos worshiping (?) Imperial Guard and Beastmen, Purestrains, a Magus, "Old Four Arms" himself and lots of different generations of hybrid then this huge hand made Limo. Lovely work.
Another awesome edition to the libary, I like this one !
Superb! I like Mr. Watson's writing, he and I share a surname too!
Finally more stuff to listen to!!!
Great work buddy
So yea you know it’s gonna be a bit messed up 😂😂 love it made me lol that’s good warhams for ya liked !
1:30 in and we're already escaping bondage with kinky pipes, oh boy
Thanks
Why are there more books by Ian Watson?
Who greenlit this?
Ian Watson is an amazing writer. Anyone who considers this "dirty" really needs to get out more
Auto-Click then Auto-Like... Time to enjoy...!!!
cheers man
She Who Thirsts grants you Her favor.
the moment you said Ian Watson, I said "Oh S**T!", then Boy cross through my mind vowing the destruction of the writer lol.
Magnificent!
Author of the screen for Steven's Abominable Intelligence. Can we get the whole Inquisition Wars trilogy?
Edit: man, it really ISN'T a very good thing. Decius had it spot on
In what novel do we get the duel between Kharn and Erebus?
Betrayer
oh a new video....
cool thumbnail.....
nice title... i wonder who wrote it....... Slaneesh based HERESYYYYY
OMG you vent there , Inquisition War , you mad lad you
WHO LET THIS MAN WRITE ANOTHER BOOK?!
SEWER GOBLIN
I liked this. Some interesting images in here for sure.
Sorry prince, not gonna do another Ian Watson.
LOL
What has "H" from steps to do with this ?
I've missed you. Looking forward to next week already.
Your intro game is evolving
Exelent story. Grim dark and perverse.
Oh boy, here we go
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, carrots for the Sterling!
Never knew this kinda writing exsisted in 40k LOL Thanks for the read Prince!
The editorial comments on the vids are ace
Did you take shower after this audio log, if not YOU SHOULD, I’m concerned about the level of Slaneesh taint that may have been hidden in this story.
i really love the new opening.
You may not like him. But damned if he isn't one of the best. when it comes to grim dark.
32:33 out of 1:36:29
My new favorite reading from you
Wait so can she only change into a genestealer now? Does she look normal in her regular form?
Ian Watson.. Well, that's enough Internet and WH40k for today....
Fine reading.., B.P., 😎
That was excellent
Who knows Ian, maybe it's my next movie?
Can we all talk about the giant hamster wheel?
More long content to paint by please. Good job and thank you.
Brother, get the Flamer. The HEAVY Flamer.
Great story! Nice read!
"How bad could it be?" - Me 1.5 hours ago
Thanks for the warning, Prince.
Now, off to clean surgical instruments (I work at a hospital).
The description of the gal was just... extensive 😂
"Boy. E A R S."
What is the Boy thing about? I've seen a ton of comments about this
@@matthiasthulman4058 if the emperor had a text to speech device series, specifically the podcast spin off
ATTENTION COMMENT SECTION:
Hairy spiders!
That is all
what an odd tale, interesting though. thanks!
Don’t we all moisturize our “loins with frankincense”?
As wack as this story legitimately is, this dude knows how to write a book.
STEVEN SPELBORG APPROVES!
Hilariously, Tarik Ziz had Meh'Lindi undergo the surgery as a prank. In the world of 40k, pranks go to the extreme.
13:27
1:14:28
Líke that the Emperors finger naíls continue to grow... So being a perpetual could that be him regenerating? And the priests stop it time n agaín for cash, lol, that's perfect irony.
👏
A predatory armadillo
*rawr*
Seemed like writer was hung up on some um, internal/ personal fantasy bits in on this one. Yet still an interesting story and when voiced by you anything becomes interesting and intriguing. Can lead to interesting discussions and train of thoughts come what could be done by the assassins as slightly pointed out by the writer, yet interesting choice to go with the gene stealers first rather then say the tau who would be a bit easier imo for this kind of trial. Yet do see the kind of duality/ yet similar narrative he was attempting. The duality, the yes but no, the how 2 extremes could be similarly relatable yet so opposite( via her inner dialog and thoughts) come her form and reverse 'gene stealing' and become n a monster to infiltrate the monsters that try to infiltrate humanity. Can spark a rather interesting discussion imo, writers fantasies left a side.
What
I still don't know why they would throw away a perfect highly trained courtesan assassin instead of training one specifically for the role. It's like putting knife hands on a expert marksman. What did they even gain from the infiltration that a squad and angry SOB storming the church couldn't have done? I think at the end of the day you've just got to accept it's one of "those stories".
@@ChiefSmackahoLLC yeah I thought it was a bit strange that she instantly found the cult and figured out who the twist cultist was. It could have made the story a bit more interesting if she actually had to figure something out. I enjoyed the descriptions of life inside the cult though. If they had more of that and less of the assassin being poetic about her waste it could have been a good story.
You belong in the voice acting business mate.
I just finished listening and I've got to say that people in this community are either really young or really prudish. Aside from some body horror that wasn't really messed up at all. Is it just because the protagonist is a woman?
I'll never understand people who freak out whenever anything involving a woman happens that's more real than cutsey anime magic girl shit. This is a fucked up universe and if this had been a man shapeshifting nobody would be batting an eye.
Check out the book review a̶f̶u̶s̶a̶ b̶r̶u̶v̶s̶a̶a̶v̶a̶d̶n̶a̶ Bruva Alfabusa
did on Ian Watson's book "Inquisitor Draco", which sounds like half 40k and half furry/?scaley? fiction and goes into unnecessary details concerning Malindis "supple" genestealer "bottom", which is by far the most tame example I could give. Written in a preposterous way that makes me imagine Ian having a neckbeard putting a lion to shame and only cutting bread with the finest japanese steel.
th-cam.com/video/LwKC5fxhIZo/w-d-xo.html
I agree that this story comparably tame, it's just that at least 1/3 of his 40k books is borderline smut and the community knows him as such. It basically became a meme. Watch for the words "kink shame back to x", "sewer goblin", "slaanesh fanfiction", "ATTENTION X: X", which are all basically quotes from Alfabusas video.
N-e-e-e-x-t m-o-o-o-v-i-e-e-e....
Ian Watson and all his works have now been added to the list of things that need to be fired in to the Sun.
Yay, third person to watch this am I.
hmm 5th
Ouch lol
179th my numbers bigger than yours so i win
Cringe.
@@ABorderPrince Heh, Hey look it said there be only three views when I'd typed that M'kay. 😅
I didn't say I was the third person to comment, and so shall focus on that to hide from my shame.
tiny little beetle tipped cones!?! Ohmygod LMFAO that is the most ridiculous hilarious euphemism for breasts I've ever heard in my life.
A shame they didn’t use polymorphene on Horus, eh? Seems like a wonder poison.
Ok take the first entryway. Drive to the bottom untill u see my car. U can just pull up behind it in the road.