So based on my Wattpad experience these are some steps to become a bad boy. 1. Own a motorcycle (or a fancy car) that you never let anyone ride except the girl you like because she's special 2. Wear a leather jacket 3. Family trauma. This is usually daddy issues. 4. Be rich preferably a billionaire 5. Be rude and broody 6. Be really smart but don't let anyone know that 7. Have some anger issues, but you would never hurt a woman, and solve all of your problems with violence. 8. Be a secret romantic.
"Stare to intimidate" I can't handle eye contact. But I learned a trick. I only look directly at ONE eye and my brain tells itself my two eyes outnumber their one eye, thus successfully asserting my dominance. I'm a bAaAaad girl
“Women are attracted to men who are less needy” heads up y’all bad boys are needy as hell, cause they want the women in their life to do like all the housework and stuff. Good boys help their sassy señoritas! 😂😜
~ “Bad to the bone” starts playing ~ ~ “Paint it black” is pumping through the speakers ~ Travis Maddox from “Beautiful disaster” has nothing on Caleb. Nothing!
Option 1: Dose everyone with sedatives so they stumble around behind you like slow zombies Option 2: Incapacitate their legs however you choose so they have to drag themselves to get around. Option 3; You’re the leader, tell them to move slow. Bad Boys choose the option best for them.
Enfys Best Vampires are like onions. They make you cry? No! They stink? No! Oh! When you leave them out in the sun, they turn brown and start sprouting tiny white hairs? Ooh, if only all of that were true. Well, the first one is. But Edward going all brown and wrinkly every time he steps into sunlight is something I would pay to see: “This is the skin of a killer, Bella!” ~ Edward flounces from tree to tree ~ “Umm, you know, you could just use SPF...” “No!!!”
Quality Bad Boy: fights for what’s right, is empathetic, independent, accepting of his gfs life goals, respects the physical boundaries of others, Unacceptable Bad Boy: needy, possessive, acts like he doesn’t care but gets mad when you accuse him of not caring, gets jealous and angry for virtually no reason and only stops when you coddle him,
I’m glad you uploaded again! I always love your vids, I discovered you through the book reviews and subscribed after binge watching your vids and enjoying every single one of them. As long as your happy doing the things you do and upload, I’m happy watching it! I hope everyone reading this has a nice day!❤️
Elisa Castro I’m pretty sure they just meant that there are no gay bad boys and how the articles low key forgot that lesbians exist so not EVERY woman would like them (or at least that’s how I took it)
Has anyone seen the bobs burger episode where Tina's dentist tries to pick up women by being a bad boy? Its hilarious, that's the proper way to be a bad boy tbh
I love watching content that you (hopefully) truly enjoy making. Also is anyone else freaking dead that Caleb is all on board for being a bad boy until it comes to consent..lol what a guy. PS please take an audio recording of that girl, I cannot stand people like that in lectures but it is SO funny
As a female, I suggest you DO NOT do this. If you stare blankly at me when I’m talking and never respond to texts, I will probably cut you out entirely.
Tbh I think the real bad boy move here is being unconcerned about what watching those vids will do to what gets recommended to you in the future. Fun video by the way!
Can we just appreciate how all these sorts of things talk about us women like we're an entirely different species? It's just really funny to me. And also, yes, sexual harassment is super sexy. Totally want to be kissed without consent
Caleb: my fashion is not very bad
Me: it's a black shirt, kinda bad boyish
Caleb: *reveals friends logo*
Me: *OH GOD*
HES SUCHA BAD BAD BOY RIGHT?
“As a man, always lead!”
“...No, I’m too tired.”
#selfcare
Bad boys do what they want, ok?
shaun 😂😂😂
I read this while he was saying it
I started this video being a Sassy Señorita and left being an Official Bad Boy ™️
You are so important and loved 🥰
Bro same. I’ve changed. The darkness of my past has turned me into a raunchier, meaner, sexier bad boy 😎
I hope you like bad boys.
Because I’m bad at *everything.*
Rachtop lmao
Yes
mood
Mystic Messanger!
House of Ram lol
step one: get a dog to appeal to a wider audience
Get a bird
why are Caleb’s subscribers not called “the bad boys” like #offensive
So based on my Wattpad experience these are some steps to become a bad boy.
1. Own a motorcycle (or a fancy car) that you never let anyone ride except the girl you like because she's special
2. Wear a leather jacket
3. Family trauma. This is usually daddy issues.
4. Be rich preferably a billionaire
5. Be rude and broody
6. Be really smart but don't let anyone know that
7. Have some anger issues, but you would never hurt a woman, and solve all of your problems with violence.
8. Be a secret romantic.
When he slowly drifted off the screen in his rolling chair...lol.
Loved it 😂
"Stare to intimidate"
I can't handle eye contact. But I learned a trick. I only look directly at ONE eye and my brain tells itself my two eyes outnumber their one eye, thus successfully asserting my dominance.
I'm a bAaAaad girl
You just gave me the best advice ever🙏
That's actually a good point, thank you for that!
Take my wisdom! Go out and conquer the world with it!
I CAN NOT,LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Omg 😂😂
“Women are attracted to men who are less needy” heads up y’all bad boys are needy as hell, cause they want the women in their life to do like all the housework and stuff. Good boys help their sassy señoritas! 😂😜
Not to mention bad boys punch anyone who dare to look at their girl. Jealousy is needy af
@@vuivraalbastra
you know it! X'D
I'm a girl and i actually like needy boys lmao
@@ALEXA-mu3oy same lmao
caleb's the real bad boy for not wiping the boogie from his nose
~ “Bad to the bone” starts playing ~
~ “Paint it black” is pumping through the speakers ~
Travis Maddox from “Beautiful disaster” has nothing on Caleb. Nothing!
@@haggisa omg I know your channel! How did I spot you
😂
A A
Umm, you know my channel? I think you have me confused with someone else; I don’t have any videos up. 😊
Omg it’s cindy
'Don't smile. Stare to assert dominance.' Guess that means my cat is a Bad~ Boy~
How can I be a bad boy and lead the pack if I'm the slowest moving person in the group!?😰😎
Lead from the back?
Option 1: Dose everyone with sedatives so they stumble around behind you like slow zombies
Option 2: Incapacitate their legs however you choose so they have to drag themselves to get around.
Option 3; You’re the leader, tell them to move slow.
Bad Boys choose the option best for them.
Befriend some grannys, boom, your not the slowest anymore
Me: crying tears of happiness because Caleb updated.
‘Go from nice guy to bad boy that EVERY woman wants’
Joke’s on you, I’m a lesbian
Mood
Joke's on you im
bro he said this right when i read this
Joke's on you, I prefer girls
Nona Usagi Same XD
"Step number 6: have an abusive father, and/or a sick mother."
A mood
I haven't been this early since Danny Gonzalez hit 1 subscriber
same lmao
Truly Greg. 👌
My Gregs
ML Forever the truest of gregs
Caleb: how to be bad boi
Also Caleb: yeah I would never get a fake ID cause I don't like to break the rules
Omg I luv u
My boyfriend is the softest boi alive and I love him
That’s _RaapeEee_
I CHOCKED LAUGHING
"Bad boys don't have friends" 😂
Guess who's a bad boy now~ 😌
OoOoo, watch out for Caleb.
He's a certified bad boy. *Someone rescue him.*
5:17 _SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE _*_BAaAdD GuUyS_*
BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS
I’VE HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A VERY LONG *TIIIIIIIME*
On the wiki how I thought that it was a picture of Edward Cullen. If so, accurate
haggisa
Like an onion!
Enfys Best
Vampires are like onions.
They make you cry?
No!
They stink?
No!
Oh! When you leave them out in the sun, they turn brown and start sprouting tiny white hairs?
Ooh, if only all of that were true. Well, the first one is. But Edward going all brown and wrinkly every time he steps into sunlight is something I would pay to see:
“This is the skin of a killer, Bella!” ~ Edward flounces from tree to tree ~
“Umm, you know, you could just use SPF...”
“No!!!”
**adds bad boy to resume**
You'll never be as bad of a bad boy as Donovan Tate 😂😂😂
Nope he’s the baddest bad boy
No one:
Caleb: sEniOr-eat-A
Quality Bad Boy: fights for what’s right, is empathetic, independent, accepting of his gfs life goals, respects the physical boundaries of others,
Unacceptable Bad Boy: needy, possessive, acts like he doesn’t care but gets mad when you accuse him of not caring, gets jealous and angry for virtually no reason and only stops when you coddle him,
Congratulations. you truly understand the whole concept.👍🏆🏅
Caleb: today ima learn how to be a bad boy.
Also Caleb: *censors his own swears by saying beep*
Omg. My favorite Bad Boi™️
Not to mention, the video you did reading that Bad Boi book is my all time favorite.
The speed in which I clicked on this video the moment I got the notification is inhuman
Pinterry Villamor i FELT that
Damnit it's 2 am, but gotta watch. The power of bad boys is too strong
I’m glad you uploaded again! I always love your vids, I discovered you through the book reviews and subscribed after binge watching your vids and enjoying every single one of them. As long as your happy doing the things you do and upload, I’m happy watching it!
I hope everyone reading this has a nice day!❤️
I've literally seen this video about 4 times and still I'm like... let's watch this. 😂😂
you better not delete this
This 👏 is 👏 the 👏 content 👏 I 👏 subscribed 👏 for
watching all of your old videos for that ad shmoney, get your coins king !
The only class they teach you in college
“I’ve just lived my life for so long” I really felt thatt
I read it with your sarcastic voice omg
Ily
Just gonna put Danny Gonzalez's Bad Boy on quietly in the background while I watch. For the full bad boy effect.
why's my mommy always on my case amirite
My mother offered me milk and I screamed. That bad boy enough for ya?
Parents: Anabelle, come eat dinner!
Me: um sorry but I'm learning how to be a bad boy.
Don't say 'sorry' :o looks like you've got a lot to learn still xD
Anie To 😂😂😂😂
Caleb you're one of the few youtubers who actually make me laugh, appreciate your videos dude❤️
Lmao, "James ᵇᵉᵉᵖ Bond. The man who never gave a single ᵇᵉᵉᵖ."
And 12:33 YOU DID NOT HAHAHA
Caleb Joseph is the BEST bad boy ever
Hope college is well, love you king
It's midnight in Ireland rn but this is worth not sleeping
I'm so glad American Horror Story finished within the hour so I could catch this early. I'm so glad you're back, Caleb! *tries not to get mushy*
I want to be a BaaaaD boyyyyyy -
Caleb
What do YOU WANT?????????
you: " I want to be a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boyyyyyyyyyyy, Caleeeb"
I cannot unsee this meme now.
“As you can see, because bad boys don’t have friends”
I don’t know why that made me laugh as hard as I did but I very much enjoyed that
The “how to be a bad boy” videos just exude so much heterosexuality oh my god
Elisa Castro what
Elisa Castro I’m pretty sure they just meant that there are no gay bad boys and how the articles low key forgot that lesbians exist so not EVERY woman would like them (or at least that’s how I took it)
Please never quit youtube, I can only study while watching your videos and i dont want to fail my junior year
NOW THIS is the content I SUBSCRIBED FOR
I'm having a NaNoWriMo prep crisis right now, so thank you for uploading.
Way too funny your jokes are so relaxed and simple but so funny idk
I mean when me and my fiance were on our first date, he asked if he could kiss me... it was so awkward I said no. So I guess he's a good boi?
That's so cute😊😄😄
I listen to your videos while I do art and I just love it. You're hilarious and these videos just makes my day. -Badboyfan
missed your videos so much !!!! happy to see you back 💗
Wow that intro was everything. I love it.
Saving editing time buy just saying *beep* hahaha, genius!
Had a terrible day, thank you for posting you’re adding so many laughs lmao
Nice to see you having fun man see you next time!
Alt Title: 14 minutes of Caleb Clowning on Toxic Masculinity
Caleb slowly rolling out of the frame is my new favourite thing
Ur my fav booktuber cus i love books but i also get bored easily and the memes n shit keep me invested
omg you’ve saved me from my ap homework thank you ily
you're giving me heavy jenna marbles vibes and I live for it 👏
heavy sass, no fucks given, low-key gettin real, funny af
live your truth
Caleb: **photo bombs a couple's proposal**
Caleb: **gets idea**
Also Caleb: **few days later we have A Bad Boy video**
The real bad boys wear friends shirts
And here I just want one good guy. 🙄 anyway awesome vid Caleb. Love your sarcasm.😂👍💜
his description gives me life
7:54 “I’m Informed” : how I feel about this Solid Gold Video. 🖤
thanks for making this video it was needed. hope all bad boy lovers watch it and come back to their senses
If you want to be a REAL bad boy you'll need a motorcycle.
A big black motorcycle. To make you look dark and mysterious as only the best bad boys are.
Has anyone seen the bobs burger episode where Tina's dentist tries to pick up women by being a bad boy? Its hilarious, that's the proper way to be a bad boy tbh
"Confidence from money. Now how do I get money?"
THE KING HAS POSTED
I've waited for this video my entire good boy life
This video is literally the highlight of my day! 😂
I love watching content that you (hopefully) truly enjoy making. Also is anyone else freaking dead that Caleb is all on board for being a bad boy until it comes to consent..lol what a guy.
PS please take an audio recording of that girl, I cannot stand people like that in lectures but it is SO funny
Stare to intimidate... that was hilarious!
Why do the wikihow article pics look like Edward Cullen??
You know why, fam 😂
I found your videos on corona quarantine, and now I’m in love 😍
you are the only bad boy with rights PERIODT
You are so pure. Please don’t let the internet corrupt you
“it’s not terrible, but it’s still not good” me @ everything i do
I resubscribed 29 times because I need this bad boy realness in my life.
I have no idea what this video is or why it exists but it was freaking HILARIOUS. good job.
Okay wow how am I just finding your channel????? I’m living for this. Everything about this. Okay bye I’m heading to go binge your videos lmao 🤭
Your videos are just sooooo freaking funny 😂 I REALLY like your type of sarcasm #thebest 🤣
As a female, I suggest you DO NOT do this. If you stare blankly at me when I’m talking and never respond to texts, I will probably cut you out entirely.
"because *I* want to be a bAd BoY" 😂
I love your humor 😂
Please don't delete this before I finish watching like the last time! Haha, some light shade for ya today (no hate tho).
Tbh I think the real bad boy move here is being unconcerned about what watching those vids will do to what gets recommended to you in the future. Fun video by the way!
Can we just appreciate how all these sorts of things talk about us women like we're an entirely different species? It's just really funny to me. And also, yes, sexual harassment is super sexy. Totally want to be kissed without consent
i’m actually crying laughing from this vid😭😭 i’m gonna try these tips at work tomorrow and see if ppl will believe that i’m a bad boy🥵
I love how you get upset about the "go for the kiss" part. Your face says everything lol 👏🏼
«learning how to be a bad boy»
«i don’t like breaking the rules»
This is incredible. So much amazing advice in the videos you watched 😂😂😂