Bratz the Movie - AniMat’s Reviews

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  • @sirsodapoppinquickie9681
    @sirsodapoppinquickie9681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    God I hate school stereotypes ...
    I was in the school jazz band and I used to sit on the same table with a marching band trombonist , a girl who likes emo fashion , a basketball player , a cheerleader , a boy who really likes chemistry and physics and another boy who really likes video games and they were nothing like the stereotypes . They were all unique people and they were my best friends . Infact the only reason why I went to school lunch is to meet those people . I rarely ate anything because I hated school food . I had to move into a different city tho . I miss those people

    • @samueljones3943
      @samueljones3943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same with my school since I was at a Christain school thank god

    • @m.syauqiabdurahman2798
      @m.syauqiabdurahman2798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@samueljones3943 So far
      The only film i saw that do school scene right is
      Pixar's Soul
      The rest is just
      Well like what Samuel Jones say

    • @CaptainCat101
      @CaptainCat101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can relate. I was never popular, but I was surrounded by really nice and unique. I don't get offended easily, but this movie made me cry.

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How was the emo girl?

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who ever created bratz should be hung drawn a quartered

  • @koopadude1
    @koopadude1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Do you need a hug?

  • @Nexus_427
    @Nexus_427 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "For Fashion."
    "For Friendship. "
    "For Real."
    For money of all of those people who decided to watch this movie.

    • @cindydillard1825
      @cindydillard1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thankfully I just watched it on Netflix because me and my cousin wanted to riff on it and IT WAS BORING and for that I will never forgive it to quote saberspark be good be bad just don't be boring and guess who's boring you are my little Barbie ripoff,s.

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 ปีที่แล้ว

      Google reviews say more than three out of four like this movie. *AniMat is officially a minority in the field of this movie*
      Imagine his reaction to _Cuties_ and I bet he'd rather watch this.

    • @HeroTheHedgehog999
      @HeroTheHedgehog999 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@probium2832 Oh boy….

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeroTheHedgehog999 and Velma recently as well

    • @evanhileman2925
      @evanhileman2925 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@probium2832 What about "Ren Seeks Help", from "Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon"?

  • @toonstudios1
    @toonstudios1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Wow, I actually got the Edgar Allen Poe reference at the beginning.

    • @simonster-9094
      @simonster-9094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the whole thing is a reference

    • @undeadrocket101
      @undeadrocket101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +simonster -909 The cartoon he's referring to is amazing.

    • @commando6683
      @commando6683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he's telling his review like it was Telltale Heart

    • @victorgaminglounge3967
      @victorgaminglounge3967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm glad that he made this video a reference to The Telltale Heart because that is still one Edgar Allen Poe best work and it's easily my absolute favorite Edgar Allen Poe story of all time

    • @karladelgadillo4685
      @karladelgadillo4685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Victor Betancourt I read it in the 8th grade it very dark but it is one of his best works

  • @ejl423
    @ejl423 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    When I first saw the thumbnail of this video, I was like, "Oh, boy!"

  • @katsu890
    @katsu890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "Bratz, more like the Splatty Ratz that are Gnatz covered in Shatz" - Caddicarus

    • @mc.gemstone
      @mc.gemstone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thank you for saying that! XD

    • @asunayuuki8710
      @asunayuuki8710 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like, TWATZ

    • @Anijah2001
      @Anijah2001 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Armin Arlert the Hero lol

    • @ChaosMarioBros1
      @ChaosMarioBros1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "That's how we do it in my garden."

    • @lislis9473
      @lislis9473 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kars, wtf are you doing here?!

  • @MickeyFan1928
    @MickeyFan1928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    7:33 why is this adorable dog in this horrible movie? I feel so bad for that dog...

  • @weirdotzero7065
    @weirdotzero7065 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I have a feeling this is going to be a negative review........Just a hunch.

    • @Shade2800
      @Shade2800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Especially since he brought it up on his old "Top 10 Worst Movies Based on a Cartoon." Even though it's based much more on the toys than the TV show....

    • @weirdotzero7065
      @weirdotzero7065 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** (That's the joke. We all remember this was at number one one that list)

    • @Shade2800
      @Shade2800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** Ah...

    • @meam8493
      @meam8493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      a hunch?

    • @ethanmueller8218
      @ethanmueller8218 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WeirdoTZero Maybe it could be good.

  • @Ribonchan
    @Ribonchan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Brilliant parody of The Tell Tale Heart! That was fantastic. Great review.

    • @waffle2021
      @waffle2021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ribonchan aww what

    • @evanhileman2925
      @evanhileman2925 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, excellent parody.

  • @supermariof0521
    @supermariof0521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This only makes "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls" look less embarrassing every time. At least "Equestria Girls" managed to take the high school setting and give it something we call "dignity"!

    • @twiceblackpinkpussycatdoll9993
      @twiceblackpinkpussycatdoll9993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It Makes Mean Girls A Razzie Winner

    • @Tboid_the_Nerd
      @Tboid_the_Nerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed! While I still enjoyed the first EG movie (even though I’d still prefer the other 3 movies.)still choose it over *THIS MOVIE!*

    • @supermariof0521
      @supermariof0521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Tboid_the_Nerd Its just a shame that EG wasn't given a chance to really shine like its pony counterpart. Like instead of getting a legit TV series, it was relegated to online shorts that got little to no fanfare.

    • @robinsordahl8947
      @robinsordahl8947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even Winx Club was much better for the girl audience than (angrily clutching teeth) Bratz!!!! Lisa Fevral should have a conversation with Animat and discuss the 1st season of Winx and what the story is about.

    • @kittycatmeowmeow963
      @kittycatmeowmeow963 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​​​@@robinsordahl8947 I actually kinda like Winx Club. I do wish I could find the original Italian version with subtitles though.

  • @caesarorzell600
    @caesarorzell600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I remember when I first heard that a Bratz live action movie was being made. I threw a fit and cried and actually wrote to MGA saying that they shouldn't make it. But did they listen? Nope.
    I could've stopped it, guys.

  • @thewanderinginquirywriter641
    @thewanderinginquirywriter641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This was actually really suspenseful. More than horror movies nowadays. You could make a good movie director or something

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Telltale Heart sure was a fantastic piece of psychological horror, and this is just like that

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you ever heard of Edgar Allen Poe? Because he’s essentially paying homage to one of his stories, “The Tell-Tale Heart.”

    • @evanhileman2925
      @evanhileman2925 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The one type of horror that I love is psychological horror.

  • @CrystalSanchez094
    @CrystalSanchez094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    this movie really is Wrong on the Girls what i knew of them is
    Chloe the Drama Queen
    Jade the Cat Queen
    Sasha the Control Freak
    and Yasmin the Quiet girl.

  • @tylerleach8796
    @tylerleach8796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Wow, I guess Joker didn't need pictures of a naked and injured Barbara Gordon to drive Commissioner Gordon Mad, he just needed to show him the Bratz movie.

  • @daniellehopps7446
    @daniellehopps7446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Everything changed when the Emoji Movie attacked. Only the HeadHunter, master of all movie reviews, but when the world needed him, he watched it and vanished. A hundred years pass, and we discover the new movie reviewer, a Dragon named Animatt. Though his skills are great, but his subscriber account should be higher than it is now. But I believe Animatt can save the World (XD)

    • @davidhileman8567
      @davidhileman8567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some time ago all wriz right with our world. Prosperity and peace filled our days.
      Great respect was afforded to all those who state their opinions on movies.
      The Drahgon was the only person born amongst all the nations who could master all movie reviews.
      And then a hundred years ago, he saw "A Serbian Film", and just disappeared...

    • @davidhileman8567
      @davidhileman8567 ปีที่แล้ว

      Book One of One: Newborn P%$#@
      It's just a hundred and three minutes of terrible acting, exposition dumping, and whitewashed characters.

    • @evanhileman2925
      @evanhileman2925 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      (cut to a baby farting in a bathtub)

  • @toonstudios1
    @toonstudios1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Well crap, this film turned Animat into the Joker

  • @itsmattmc123
    @itsmattmc123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    For a second, I thought he was reading a crappy Creepypasta

    • @mc.gemstone
      @mc.gemstone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, it is a creepypasta, but not a bad one. Edgar Allen Poe is a classic creepypasta writer.

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh no, this review is actually an homage to The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe.

    • @evanhileman2925
      @evanhileman2925 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@WillieManga Actually, it's not really a creepypasta at all. It is an homage to The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe, which is a piece of literature.

  • @kirara2516
    @kirara2516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    r.i.p. dear Robin Williams. we miss you. 😢

    • @cindydillard1825
      @cindydillard1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A list of my favorite characters he voiced.
      Genie from Aladdin.
      Batty the bat from ferngully the last rainforest.
      Fender from robots.
      And many more.

  • @danielattrell
    @danielattrell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    So...
    No Animat Seal of Approval??

    • @JerryTVong
      @JerryTVong 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Absolutely and obviously not.

    • @samfeldstein4498
      @samfeldstein4498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That would be a great April Fools' joke though

    • @christopherwallace7903
      @christopherwallace7903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam Feldstein And saying that this is the best film ever! Better than Zootopia, Spirited Away, Wall-E, and Who Framed Rodger Rabbit combined!

    • @Average_Bacon_Enjoyer
      @Average_Bacon_Enjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sadly yes. I heard that he loves this film as much as Who Framed Roger Rabit

    • @sullivans2004
      @sullivans2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacob Cohen
      Bbbbruh.....

  • @rennylars
    @rennylars 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Why are they called Bratz? Don't they know that's an insult?

    • @divastarz5039
      @divastarz5039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it was actually explained in bratz rock angelz movies, they said that it was making something out of hate??? idk.

  • @PixarFan8695
    @PixarFan8695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    You would rather watch "Where the Dead Go to Die" than "Bratz: the Movie"? Wow! You're such a brave man!

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      At least that movie serves a purpose as a horror movie. And no, the final product is not meant to be a comedy, as even Jimmy himself says this in a disclaimer. He's even aware that it's kinda traumatizing. Anyway, it doesn't go out of its way to make all its characters into awful stereotypes or make a statement about being a dumb bimbo. At least it has the good sense to stay as a home media title. At least most of its fans know how scary it can be. At least it can appeal to those who are interested in the works of HP Lovecraft... and yes, I am one of those people, hehehehe. Anyone who is a fan of the Bratz movie is as out of touch as the movie itself, and I don't think this movie would have any with how it offends everyone.

    • @user-mt1ki3gh7r
      @user-mt1ki3gh7r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where the dead go to die isn't bad. Its okay or avrage. Bratz (from what I heard), is horrible.

    • @user-mt1ki3gh7r
      @user-mt1ki3gh7r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mister Cheddar the first story did not have a good image. It was bad, condusing and just wanted to be edgy. The second story had an intresting concept and great world building, but too bad it left more questions then answers. The third story is the best, with a lot of character devolopment, characters that are both relateable and likeable and a powerful massage about child abuse and how love can develop an obsession. The animation is bad, but it has nice background and some intense action. And the characters, mostly, are well developed and likeable. If some of the previous stories wouldn't be that confusing, this would easily be a masterpiece. To bad though...

    • @user-mt1ki3gh7r
      @user-mt1ki3gh7r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mister Cheddar I guess you don't have an answer.

    • @kendrickviera-ramos6077
      @kendrickviera-ramos6077 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Transformers

  • @vivir339
    @vivir339 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Wow.....I never thought I'd actually see anyone parody The Tell Tale Heart cartoon from 1953!

  • @flutter7bee
    @flutter7bee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Oh my god, I absolutely LOVE how you acted in this review. The whole mental case bit! I loved that so much more than any review from any critic I've seen yet!

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angry Joe did it better in MindJack (Also a 1/10) but it's nice to see AniMat try to imitate it.
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    • @evanhileman2925
      @evanhileman2925 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I must agree. Animat did a good job at acting in this.

  • @undeadrocket101
    @undeadrocket101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It's the beating of that HIDEOUS MOVIE!!!

    • @CheshireCat-cm1si
      @CheshireCat-cm1si 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Burn, electrocute, then toss it into a volcano. Think of the children!

    • @MenchiGuevarra
      @MenchiGuevarra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Caio Megre Come on. It's not bad. It's actually worse. I can't believe I enjoyed this as a kid. My older cousin made me watch it. Bratz are actually brats themselves.

    • @LicensedGuitarist2000
      @LicensedGuitarist2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      santiags101 one of my classmates said that she likes this movie, and I really don't understand why, is it because it's a girl movie? is it because of one of the actors? I know this movie is based off the dolls, but this looks nothing like the Bratz! this movie is bland as all hell.

  • @TheDisneyfan1928
    @TheDisneyfan1928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is in the format of the "Tell Tale Heart" by Edgar Allan Poe! Nice!

  • @vexillumvixen6054
    @vexillumvixen6054 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You think this is bad, try the live action gem and the holograms movie.

    • @twiceblackpinkpussycatdoll9993
      @twiceblackpinkpussycatdoll9993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or Even Spice World. Josie and The Pussycats, Glitter, From Justin To Kelly & Crossroads

    • @davidhileman8567
      @davidhileman8567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or maybe, "A Serbian Film"... oh, wait. That would make him vomit.

    • @samfeldstein4498
      @samfeldstein4498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Cats?

    • @vexillumvixen6054
      @vexillumvixen6054 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samfeldstein4498 now that one we can all agree with!

    • @CaptainCat101
      @CaptainCat101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok, that's definitely an evil movie, but it's hard to say which is worse. They're heinous for similar and different reasons

  • @themaskedmewtwo4320
    @themaskedmewtwo4320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wanna hear something funny? A Barbie ad played right before this video

  • @Nexus_427
    @Nexus_427 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Wait, if Merideth saw that Bratz was ruining her dictatorship, then why she didn't just threw them off the school?!

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      because bimbo idiot

    • @sasoridokueki5754
      @sasoridokueki5754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Caio Megre thats saying a lot cuz Fairly OddParents is losing its touch in some ways, okay not Spongebob touch loss but still.

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because student body presidents do not have that power. Granted they don't have...ANY power to do the things Meredith does in this movie (actually they hardly have power at all), but if this film is going to have any logic it might as well be in the detail that student body presidents do not have the authority to expel anyone.

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe she could have framed them for tagging the school or smoking on school grounds or frame them for taking panty shots...or anything Yandere Chan would have done.

    • @nauras.9209
      @nauras.9209 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think FOP has became worse than Spongebob actually

  • @Ultrabalor
    @Ultrabalor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This used to be on the IMDB Bottom 100.

    • @whoasked9500
      @whoasked9500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why isn't it still there?

    • @josephtorres521
      @josephtorres521 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The exploitation of IMDb must flow.

    • @mimiwmki733
      @mimiwmki733 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Booo

    • @davidyoutube9305
      @davidyoutube9305 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s still there

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really, there were a hundred films to surpass it? It's in my personal top 30.

  • @MickeyFan1928
    @MickeyFan1928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    9:44 this whole movie is death. The Bratz world is actually where the dead go to die.

    • @kirbypuffball1720
      @kirbypuffball1720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see you everywhere on the internet

    • @SB407_MUGEN
      @SB407_MUGEN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The only difference between this movie and the one you mentioned is that this is even worse.

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If this is where dead people go when they're bad, then I'll start making choices to be good.

    • @samfeldstein4498
      @samfeldstein4498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least this doesn't have pornography or bestiality in it but this still is the worst non-animated film ever made next to the Garbage Pail Kids movie

    • @samfeldstein4498
      @samfeldstein4498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caio Megre
      Actually this would probably be 2nd worst movie ever because at least there aren't any disgusting, horrifying puppet characters with costumes that don't even work or that godawful song Working with Each Other. I still want to see I Hate Everything's review of Bratz in his Search for the Worst though and see if it possibly comes close

  • @michaeljohns8764
    @michaeljohns8764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Nice job doing your review in the style of "The Tell-Tale Heart" AniMat. And also, you're not the only one who thinks this movie is garbage. If I was anywhere near Meredith in any scenes she appears in, I would lunge at her and TEAR HER TO SHREDS!!! SHE HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST IDIOTIC CHARACTERS EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA!!

  • @eliasvasquez7322
    @eliasvasquez7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I know this is probably a one time joke, but I honestly wish AniMatt used this voice more. He’s surprisingly good at this evil/slowly becoming crazy voice thing. Wish he did it more

  • @Mossyoddity
    @Mossyoddity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    DOS CHOCOLATES

    • @Jillybean711
      @Jillybean711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg, fancy seeing you here lmao.

  • @Sonnakai
    @Sonnakai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    First (I think) Foodfight, then Where the Dead Go to Die, now Bratz.
    Make up your mind, Mat!

    • @Sonnakai
      @Sonnakai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hence the "(I think)"

    • @quickman2663
      @quickman2663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WTDGTD came first.

    • @randomclouds4404
      @randomclouds4404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It was dubbed that "Worst Animated Film" by many but you know, he didn't put it in the title in all caps for Foodfight!

    • @MrPollitogatito
      @MrPollitogatito 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Foodfight! did better than WTDGTD by ONE point.

    • @MrPollitogatito
      @MrPollitogatito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Foodfight got a 4/30 (Story-1/10; Animation-1/10; Characters-2/10) and WTDGTD got a 3/30 (1/10 in everything, which is the lowest Animat is allowed to go)

  • @marleenaulry4802
    @marleenaulry4802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I remember when Bratz dolls were popular. I never understood why everyone liked them. They were more expensive than Barbie dolls and the quality of their clothes were rather poor. The only thing that I liked about them was that their shoes didn't come off easily. (My Barbies were constantly playing Cinderella.) But Mattel even beat them at that by making the My Scene dolls. They had shoes that didn't come off easily too, and with them if you did lose the shoes, the dolls still had feet like normal Barbie dolls.

  • @miticaBEP07
    @miticaBEP07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One day someone will have to make a movie with the opposite plot. New girl in the school meets alternative uncool friend and blonde popular chick... with uncool friend turning out to be a fake melodramatic hipster and blonde popular chick being likeable and nice to be with.

  • @disownedaccount2443
    @disownedaccount2443 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:05 Geez, get some ice for that burn!

  • @TheVoiceGamePlay
    @TheVoiceGamePlay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    If this makes you feel better, AniMat... this film bombed at the box office when it first came out

    • @alexklepp6479
      @alexklepp6479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He did say that it was a box office bomb, so I'm positive he's happy about that.

    • @evanhileman2925
      @evanhileman2925 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah, he said that already.

  • @Barberfrog
    @Barberfrog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So CellSpex Is Pissed Off Due To Norm Of The North, And Animat Is Pissed Off At Bratz The Movie.
    What's Next? Mr. Enter Reviewing Shark Tale?
    Oh Wait.

    • @robinsordahl8947
      @robinsordahl8947 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phish9064 Don’t forget Unicorn of War getting fed up with Seaeons 6 and 7 of Winx Club.

  • @SB407_MUGEN
    @SB407_MUGEN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The characters in this movie are just a bunch of Splatty Ratz that are Gnatz Covered in Shatz.

  • @v1c-was-her3
    @v1c-was-her3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I hated the Bratz as a kid, and I hate them even more now.
    I don't like their designs and I don't like their motives at all. They've always had such a punchable face. As a kid, I felt so tempted to punch that Bratz pillow we had lying around (I think it's gone now) as well as tear the dangling feet from the pillow itself, all with a sick feeling lying inside of me.
    I know everyone has their opinions and would bash on me for hating the Bratz so much, but I can be very VERY bias about certain things. This is one of them.
    I will respect your opinions though, but there is no convincing me otherwise to like this franchise.

    • @cindydillard1825
      @cindydillard1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      [Something creative here]
      Do you think that Anne from Anne with an e ,felicie from leap!/ballerina, pippi from pippi longstalking, coraline, Riley from inside out, ruby gloom and Robyn and mebh from wolfwalkers would make an excellent gal pal group than the bratz?

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Actually, that would make for a pretty good movie. Some madwoman using fear and manipulation to control the status quo in her favor, only for the heroine to make things better and undo her plans. Oh wait, someone made that film already. It's called Zootopia, and it's actually really good. So this film is now even more worthless.

  • @narararamammily5386
    @narararamammily5386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually used to love Bratz when I was a kid. And I saw this movie with my cousin.
    However, last year, we going through the DVD box and looking for old nostalgic movies to watch (like Mulan, Cinderella.) , we found a bratz movie and the live action. We watched the movies and during the ENTIRE movies, We were just amazed on how bad it was. A lot of the characters were annoying, bratty, obnoxious, and are equally bad. I guess princess is ok... (That's explained my hatred toward Sasha and Chloe the most when I was young)
    After it ended, we just looked at each other and said "Did we really used to enjoy this?" So we look deeper and found many bad movies. Like Hannah Montana, Barbie, the room, and one movie that talk about a rat looking after an ugly bird that turn out to be a swan in the end.

  • @samfeldstein4498
    @samfeldstein4498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The awkward moment where you realize that AniMat is probably a better actor than most of the actors in this movie. I really hope that the people who are responsible for this movie watch this review.

  • @t.e.cx7558
    @t.e.cx7558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    animat sounds like a Disney villain

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's actually parodying Telltale Heart quite well.

  • @mig0171
    @mig0171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:36 who even brings their pet to school?!?!

  • @thebirdandthecricket
    @thebirdandthecricket 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As a Bratz kid (and a 18 year old virgin mind you, not a whore) the movie didn't even portray the girls themselves. Chloe? Not sports. More like her boyfriend and driving her car. Jade? Science? Fashion and her cat. Sasha? Cheering leading? Being a sassy black girl. And Yasmine? Being a dork. Yet the movie somehow contrived roles into something even worse. The animated movies were at least fun and relatively entertaining flashes to distract a young tike, but no, NO even as a brain dead child this was a damaging LULL.

    • @lilly_pilly_animations6273
      @lilly_pilly_animations6273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah! At least in the show they were a bit more fun. Like Chloe was a drama Queen and her rants were entertaining. Sasha was a control freak and would go off like a ticking time bomb. They didn't even have Burdine Maxwell! I have her catch-phrase stuck in my head. (Even though she was a blatant stab at Barbie) At least the one great thing Bratz did for me was made me a Wendie Malick fan.

    • @thebirdandthecricket
      @thebirdandthecricket 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SpiderNinja24 I know right! The movies/show were great, it sucks that so many people dismissed the brand because of this movie and because they dolls wore makeup

    • @lilly_pilly_animations6273
      @lilly_pilly_animations6273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thebirdandthecricket Like I got the dolls but they didn't turn me into the 'sluts' that everyone seems to talk about. In fact I thought that Bratz were just dolls meant for Tweens when I was a tween.

    • @randomaccount3574
      @randomaccount3574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly,the dolls' personalities were WORSE. Boyfriends and driving? Fashion? Being a dork? So steryotipical. Oh, and *being a sassy black girl.* Seriously? That makes the doll Sasha's personality fucking RACIST. At least the movie Bratz plain old had their intrests(Sasha's cheerleading, Jade's science, Cloe's soccer, and Yazmin's singing)and a passion for fashion! The doll Bratz, yes, had a passion for fashion as well, but as for personalities? They had STERYOTIPICAL(and for Sasha, racist)personalities. I hate the Bratz franchise with a burning passion, but I for one would take the movie Bratz ANY FRICKEN DAY over the doll Bratz! Sorry for the rant, this is just my opinion.

  • @gmanley1
    @gmanley1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I am surprised that Bratz, fricking Bratz, get their own movie before Barbie got her own movie. How bonkers is that?

  • @brrgames
    @brrgames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    12:30 - 12:43
    Does this mean you take the Emoji Movie over Bratz the movie?

  • @sydneyhamilton2575
    @sydneyhamilton2575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This movie is like "cliques" from Malcom in the middle

  • @negavenom
    @negavenom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just realized that this review is a homage to "A Tell Tale Heart"

  • @Matkaizer08
    @Matkaizer08 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1/10? your being way too nice

    • @Average_Bacon_Enjoyer
      @Average_Bacon_Enjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mazingersaurus88 yeah he’s being an angel

    • @Joshua_Quinzel_Isley
      @Joshua_Quinzel_Isley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the lowest score anybody can give to anything.
      A 0/10 does not count as a score as what I've been told.

    • @godnicklol7596
      @godnicklol7596 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      -♾/10

  • @somewackoonyoutube2449
    @somewackoonyoutube2449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:37 I love how everyone acted as though she pulled out a dead body when she pulled out that USB.

  • @metademetra
    @metademetra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Even after Tentacllino, Where the Dead Go to Die, and Foodfight, this is STILL the worst movie you've ever seen. Damn.
    Other than the main antagonist being the stupidest Alpha Bitch I have ever scene(seriously, keeping all groups of kids separate, why would you think that would ever work?! Especially since people have more than one interest at a time!), there is nothing special about this movie. It's a paint-by-numbers high school film.

  • @grainneorgracequinn2888
    @grainneorgracequinn2888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why did they make Dylan deaf? They didn't exactly combat it right and it might have offended the deaf and everyone else watching it 😰😱

    • @samfeldstein4498
      @samfeldstein4498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably because the writers were incredibly stupid. I have Asperger's and it offends me as someone with a disability that they can't get a simple common disability right.

    • @davidyoutube9305
      @davidyoutube9305 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because the people behind this production have an IQ of -100 or below

  • @mimsilvernote
    @mimsilvernote 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always hated Bratz dolls, and didn't think much of Barbie dolls either, I played with Care Bears

  • @depreciatednull
    @depreciatednull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Bratz is amazingly stereotypically 2000s... it's great

  • @kevinjimenez-tf5pb
    @kevinjimenez-tf5pb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    can you give a 0/10?

    • @samfeldstein4498
      @samfeldstein4498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish he also could have done the same for The Emoji Movie review

  • @Nakia11798
    @Nakia11798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had a couple bratz dolls when I was young, and I used them as the whoreish villains in my games... I had a wild imagination.

  • @sydneyhamilton2575
    @sydneyhamilton2575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I Want The Nostalgia Critic To Watch This

  • @jegnawbanjaw8353
    @jegnawbanjaw8353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your voice and the music just makes it great.

  • @TheBlueStarGal2
    @TheBlueStarGal2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm joke.
    Better make a early.
    .....Welp.....

  • @bananrieldreemur9884
    @bananrieldreemur9884 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Nice Edgar Allen Poe tribute dude, I fun video and an awesome tribute to, in my opinion, the best writer of all time

  • @probium2832
    @probium2832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I mean who did this catatonic ending better?
    Animat with Bratz - 1/10 - Unwatchable - Animat's Seal of Garbage
    or
    Angry Joe with MindJack - 1/10 - WTF?! - Epic Fail Badge

  • @TheBananaSlime
    @TheBananaSlime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like the tell tale heart reference

  • @justyz3648
    @justyz3648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bioshock's score overlaid with Ripper Roo? Oddly...that works. Well played Animat.

  • @devanhinskey9001
    @devanhinskey9001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:16 - 8:40
    “What about Sweet Sixteen?”
    “We’ve already had it.”
    “We’ve had one, yes. What about *Second* Sweet Sixteen?”

  • @Wiziliz
    @Wiziliz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That high pitched laugh at the end... Ripper Roo?!
    Also, funniest Hitler joke I've seen in a while.

  • @icedteal8943
    @icedteal8943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not only is this movie *bad*, but it's SO bad that it actually causes a reverse uncanny valley effect: I'm so used to seeing the Bratz as giant-headed alien babies with grotesquely exaggerated features that seeing them portrayed as real people is actually WEIRD to me....now what does that say about this franchise as a whole?

  • @julieemmacham
    @julieemmacham 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually loved the Bratz dolls when I was a kid, I kinda still have a soft spot for them, but I was a girl that grew up in the 90's/2000's.

  • @samfeldstein4498
    @samfeldstein4498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    November 2019 Update: Add Arctic Dogs, Doogal and Emoji Movie to the list of films Animat would rather watch

  • @Saro3964
    @Saro3964 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Bratz maybe a bad movie. But it's not worse than Where the dead go to die.
    Bratz at least didn't go into the animation department and filled it with uncanny creepy visuals. It's story was pretty much a awful rehash of most new girl high school stories. Also, it did remain a fair adaptation of the Bratz series considering the franchise is stereotyped that ways anyways. But it doesn't ignore that it's a shitty movie.
    What makes Where the dead go to die a lot worse, is the visuals, the story is pretty scatter minded (Along with not starting with anything comprehensible or remotely human at the beginning through end), and get this everyone it's a "Crime" movie according to IMDB. Which I guess they're not wrong. The movie is a crime against humanity. Also I heard the movie was to quote what I have heard "A comedy". Idk how disturbing shit is "comedy", but I am fairly certain that 1. that's not how to do dark humor 2. Pretty sure the movie was meant to help the insane asylums get more patients in. Or a sign that the writer is actually insane himself and that was his "help me" card.
    After analyzing some movies and hearing some thoughts. I feel like people would understand that if someone says [blank] is worse than Where the dead go to die, they'd probably haven't analyzed the former [blank] movie enough or maybe too much exaggeration was used in their wording.

    • @christopherwallace7903
      @christopherwallace7903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Saro3964 There's a difference between being bad and being unwatchable. Where The Dead Go To Die at the very least has some substance to it. That why it's so hated, evil and nightmare-inducing. If you want something to scare the crap out of me, I'll watch that movie. This movie on the other hand is nothing. There is literally no reason to watch it, since it's, well, nothing. Another example I can give is that I'll take Norm of The North over The Emoji Movie anyway, even though the former is worse. That is because NOTN has some good YTP material in it and is fun to make fun of. Brats is worse than The Emoji Movie, but The Emoji Movie is much blander then NOTN

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christopherwallace7903 There's something I personally hate about Norm of the North more than Emoji Movie. Yeah, they can both be insulting, but at least some parts of the latter has some care put into it. The real world animation seemed to push up its standards and it has some effort put into it in general. And at least Patrick Stewart's voice acting is still pleasent to listen to. Then we have Rob Schneider as a damn polar bear pushing an obnoxious environmental message. Even the uncanny villain had to remind us of its message by saying "we're rising faster than the ocean!" That and the animation didn't even have the good graces of having anyone who cared about it making everyone look embarassing and unnatural. And the characters... my goodness, the lemmings in particular. Not even Emoji Movie was that gross! I literally couldn't stand a single moment of Norm of the North. Alright, maybe whenever the lemmings get squished or shocked, then I'd be a bit satisfied.

    • @davidhileman8567
      @davidhileman8567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know what? I completely agree. "Where the Dead Go to Die" is worse than Bratz, to me, mostly because of the disturbing imagery. It's pretty much just like "A Serbian Film" in the form of animation, even though the live-action film pre-dates the animated film by two years, ("Where the Dead Go to Die" came out in 2012, and "A Serbian Film" came out in 2010) and I might consider "A Serbian Film" the only movie worse than "Where the Dead Go to Die", mostly because it's live-action, not animated (in CGI that probably wouldn't be acceptable in 1997, fifteen years before that film was released) and thus, makes the disturbing imagery even more disturbing. There's a reason why the 2010 film was banned in several countries.

    • @cindydillard1825
      @cindydillard1825 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christopherwallace7903
      I still think goat story is worse than where the dead go to die

    • @evanhileman2925
      @evanhileman2925 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@christopherwallace7903 I agree. At least "Where the Dead Go to Die" has substance. If you want a movie to scare the crap out of you, this is the right one for you. And if you like it, then you like to be scared the crap out of, not freak at all. The person who calls you a freak are the REAL freak. And karma will come back to bite him in one way or another. That certainly happened with AniMat here. "Bratz the Movie" drove him to insanity, and he might live with that nightmare the rest of his life.

  • @undeadrocket101
    @undeadrocket101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    13:33 You got the Joker's first laugh you sly dog! :D

    • @Lars-ze2xf
      @Lars-ze2xf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And also Ripper Roo.

  • @addisonbaker5940
    @addisonbaker5940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The movie is stupid 😡

    • @cindydillard1825
      @cindydillard1825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As big Macintosh would say it best Yep!

  • @jacobbelow4136
    @jacobbelow4136 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woah, you referenced the 1954 animated telling of the "Tell Tale Heart"! Awesome!

  • @LovelyBunnyLB
    @LovelyBunnyLB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel you Animat. How you feel about Bratz the Movie is EXACTLY how I feel about Furry Vengeance. Saw it in theaters as a kid and I HATED IT, but I pretended to like it JUST to make my former stepdad, Spencer, happy. Not only was it the worst movie I had EVER seen, but the theater experience was also THE WORST MOVIE THEATER EXPERIENCE I HAD EVER BEEN TO! The lights weren’t even turned off! So, yeah, I know EXACTLY how you feel

  • @justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588
    @justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Artemis fowl: animat editon.

  • @TheRoxBox99
    @TheRoxBox99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is probably my favorite video of yours, dude!

  • @livmendel
    @livmendel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    His deep voice kind of sounds like his Judge Claude Frollo's impression...

  • @weirddogchic7628
    @weirddogchic7628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ok
    I admit
    I have one Bratz book and 5 Bratz dolls
    but the one doll was a Birthday gift from someone I don't see much and the other 4 and the book was a hand me down from a friend who moved away
    heck I did play with the dolls, only for a small while, basically as my Barbies' teen daughters but I never read the book and instead donated it to my Mom's make shift library at her school
    but I never saw the animated movies, cartoons or even the advertisements
    and after watching this movie with the same friend who gave me the dolls......I'm.....glad I didn''t!
    No seriously
    I totally agree bro, to me
    they seem more like a Fashion obsessed Barbie Rip off or a Valley girl version of Barbie gone wrong
    I mean
    I love my barbies, I love my barbie movies and that Barbie shirt in my closet but.....Atleast Barbie has character! Bratz? sweeties? uh...yeah...you don't

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Heck, I did play with the dolls, but only as my Barbie's teen daughters."
      Given the toyline's history with Barbie, that would actually be intriguing!

  • @SB407_MUGEN
    @SB407_MUGEN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Well there's your third 1/10.

    • @SB407_MUGEN
      @SB407_MUGEN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Caio Megre No. Only this, Foodfight, and Where the Dead Go to Die got a 1/10.

    • @randomclouds4404
      @randomclouds4404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This happened to not be animated.

    • @samfeldstein4498
      @samfeldstein4498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet if he could he would have given it a 0/10 for defying all logic. or even worse a -1/10

    • @spencerleethefilmworldguy4220
      @spencerleethefilmworldguy4220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caio Megre definitely true

    • @christopherwallace7903
      @christopherwallace7903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pokemaster2016 Wait til he reviewed The Drawn Together Movie The Movie. It'll happen eventually. I know it

  • @_SquishyShark_
    @_SquishyShark_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He is speaking like the narrator from the story "Tell tale heart" just in chase no one gets the reference

  • @NelsonDemifur
    @NelsonDemifur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:30 WOW. A nice Poe reference and watching all those movies would drive ANYONE mad.

  • @bhunt799
    @bhunt799 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Dos Chocolates”.

  • @ayindescipio8874
    @ayindescipio8874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can you review Disney's Dinosaur (2000) OR Treasure Planet (2002)

  • @starlightam3118
    @starlightam3118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Well, you just summed up almost EVERY SINGLE Disney sitcom in a nutshell. I feel you dude.

    • @christopherwallace7903
      @christopherwallace7903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Starlight Am You know, this kind of reminds me of PhantomStrider

  • @smashshane9434
    @smashshane9434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And by the way, the energy you put into this review is fantastic. I know there's no Oscar for narration and reviews but take in all of this glory. You deserve more recognition.

  • @patriksjorgensen
    @patriksjorgensen 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Any One Know The Names of The All Music In The Video?

  • @bullmonty764
    @bullmonty764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank God the same mad man who requested Where the Dead Go to Die and Foodfight didn't also request this movie.

    • @calebdoerksen2
      @calebdoerksen2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Michael Reed Actually, it was Eric Pinero that requested Where the Dead Go to Die, and Chris Etrata that requested Foodfight!.

  • @NebLleb
    @NebLleb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bratz: THE SPLATTY RATZ THAT ARE GNATZ COVERED IN SHATZ!!!!
    Sorry, I couldn't resist the Caddicarus reference.

  • @desireewolf9458
    @desireewolf9458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bratz was my childhood. I still collect them....I am pitiful.

  • @thewayofway1
    @thewayofway1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video. Subbed. Btw this could be a creepy pasta!

  • @lwanco1018
    @lwanco1018 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Matt finally found the movie that got him to snap, and reference the tell tale heart.

  • @VolkswagenNut1969
    @VolkswagenNut1969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of your funniest reviews. Love the nods to the Telltale Heart! Thanks Matt!

  • @amirgarcia547
    @amirgarcia547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And I feel like Animat's speaking this way just to keep his sanity.

  • @Kim-iq1ge
    @Kim-iq1ge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I LOVE how it's a parody of The Tell-Tale Heart! XD That was hilarious! I would never think to put Poe and Bratz together but in this context it worked!

  • @MrWildcard531
    @MrWildcard531 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Telltale Film, by Animat. Awesome vid.

  • @chasebarber10
    @chasebarber10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I remember loving the Bratz as a girl and don't remember crap about the movie lol

  • @TrueBuddhaCat
    @TrueBuddhaCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    O-O You would actually watch WTDGTD again than sit through this movie!!? Jesus, this really is a disaster

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least that movie succeeds at being traumatizing. This film is traumatizing too, but it never intended to be.

    • @evanhileman2925
      @evanhileman2925 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh, yeah. No argument.

  • @georgeharvey4226
    @georgeharvey4226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You really are creative Animat. Only you would think to do a review 'Telltale Heart' style.