Alice Through the Looking Glass - Nostalgia Critic

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    Audiences and critics didn't enjoy Alice's second adventure, but Nostalgia Critic sees if it was better or worse than the first one. Let's take a look at Alice Through the Looking Glass.
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    Alice Through the Looking Glass is a 2016 American fantasy adventure film directed by James Bobin, written by Linda Woolverton and produced by Tim Burton, Joe Roth, Suzanne Todd, and Jennifer Todd.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  6 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    Disney Live-Action month continues!! What did everyone think of Alice Through the Looking Glass?
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    • @santarosa393
      @santarosa393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pretty please review the Simpson's movie 2007

    • @jacques5525
      @jacques5525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Channel Awesome I can’t wait until you review the jungle book

    • @jamesdavis358
      @jamesdavis358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It sucks

    • @fletch7212
      @fletch7212 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Channel Awesome do you still use stardust

    • @jamesdavis358
      @jamesdavis358 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jebblottin92 you can

  • @LightningNerd
    @LightningNerd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2636

    Actually, Time was a character in the books, though unseen. In one of the Mad Hatter's dialogues, he says that he once got in trouble with the Queen of Hearts, who proclaimed that he was killing the time. Time took this as a threat and altered time for the Hatter, making all the time tea-time. So yes, in the books, Hatter IS trapped in tea-time, though he enjoys it nonetheless.

    • @dragonslayermasterornstein83
      @dragonslayermasterornstein83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Lightning Nerd thats...intresting...Man I've got to read the book sometime

    • @PhantomFandoms
      @PhantomFandoms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Yea but in here it’s one minute till tea time that Time traps them in so it makes them unable to do anything? I don’t know, this movies still pretty stupid.

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Well, Doug also didn't know Charlie Bucket's dad isn't dead in the book, so I'm kinda not surprised he missed that detail.

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Lightning Nerd
      Is it redundant to say:"Everything you said sounds maddening?"

    • @chriswihulu
      @chriswihulu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Lightning Nerd the analysis we did in class, came back to how Lewis Carroll saw tea parties, as some unending spectacle. Time cursing, wasn't something that bothered them, because they loved tea parties, and one that didn't end, was actually quite enjoyable to them.

  • @WH40KHero
    @WH40KHero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    Simple solution for the entire premise:
    Have the hatter go actually mad over the loss of his family and have him attempt to time travel. Alice has to go after him, teaching him that he has to deal with his loss like everyone else.

    • @gothicMCRgirl
      @gothicMCRgirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      Lagiacrus Oh... my god. You just wrote a better movie in like, two sentences. And since he is, indeed, the MAD Hatter, that would be keeping in character. How did you do that!?

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I thought of exactly the same thing watching this review! It'd make so much more sense!

    • @Princess-Pulcella
      @Princess-Pulcella 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Lagiacrus congrats, you made a better movie

    • @losnfjslefn8857
      @losnfjslefn8857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Lagiacrus Man, a shame the person who wrote the script for this movie didn't take the time to think of that....

    • @35bam
      @35bam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Can you please replace Linda Woolverton as the screen writer thanks

  • @emmajones2774
    @emmajones2774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    “And I was in a mental institution-“
    “Well that I believe.”
    I laughed so much

    • @ShazeemKhan
      @ShazeemKhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn game kicked a lotta ass

    • @hamishmacfleetwood5229
      @hamishmacfleetwood5229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ShazeemKhan what about the centipede?

    • @ShazeemKhan
      @ShazeemKhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hamishmacfleetwood5229 centipede?

    • @hamishmacfleetwood5229
      @hamishmacfleetwood5229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ShazeemKhan I guess you haven’t seen American McGee’s Alice.

  • @AliceDontCareSnickerSnack
    @AliceDontCareSnickerSnack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    6:46 In a deleted scene there was actually a reason for Alice to be so urgent in leaving. She had tackled the ginger guy in the party because he squashed the butterfly, and was running from the guards. That would have been better to include.

    • @umbrellacorporation9168
      @umbrellacorporation9168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nunya E. Bizznass's Edits Awww that butterfly died? I liked him

    • @emmacrooke807
      @emmacrooke807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I'm guessing they decided not to add that scene due to the death of Alan Rickman

    • @mariobeaupre1626
      @mariobeaupre1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@emmacrooke807 probably, but still, it would have been cool to see

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Alice: “Screw Time and possibly all reality! I have to save the Hatter!”
    Time: “But the Hatter will also die!”
    Alice: “I have to save the Hatter!”
    Our heroine, everyone.

    • @tfgc9315
      @tfgc9315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      MQF II But it’s for the greater good, the Hatter was sad

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I misread "Hatter" as "Hitler" in that comment... o.o

    • @jbiehlable
      @jbiehlable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I rather much prefer Mallymkun as the hero.

    • @henith7850
      @henith7850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The hatter was dying and Alice said to time when he was dying she would only use the chromosphere one more time.

    • @brideofcthulhu347
      @brideofcthulhu347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cut her some slack, she was in a mental institution. We just humor her

  • @IdkWhoPixelIs
    @IdkWhoPixelIs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    Soldier: We are out numbered. Our country is doomed
    General: But the Hatter was sad.

    • @oliverbean6955
      @oliverbean6955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sounds about right

    • @madisyngolab330
      @madisyngolab330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      We are outgunned (What), outmanned (what), outnumbered, outplanned!

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Madisyn Golab 🎵we gotta make an all out stand, but I’m gonna need a right hand man!🎶

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m imagining that in Doug’s voice XD

  • @moviemaniac2159
    @moviemaniac2159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I'm honestly surprised that Critic didn't mention that this was Alan Rickman's last film.

    • @antonmasters8626
      @antonmasters8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      This movie was depressing enough how bad it was. Don't need to be reminded that it's a great actor's last work.

    • @hunterolaughlin
      @hunterolaughlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@antonmasters8626 Well, the first film released in 2010 was Michael Gough’s last role as well.

    • @firefox1578
      @firefox1578 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He had a movie called “eye in the sky” costarring Helen mirren come about two months after this

    • @CornishCreamtea07
      @CornishCreamtea07 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hunterolaughlin It's funny that people like to point that Depp and Bonham Carter have been in a lot of Tim Burton Films, but never mention Gough, who has been in five(Batman, Batman Returns, Sleepy Hollow, Corpse Bride and Alice)

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antonmasters8626 thank u

  • @jalix9574
    @jalix9574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Oh you know, Wonderland! The land of parents being disappointed in their children, and where the monarchy has strict rules, and where hats are to conform to society, and where there is society in general, in fact! Don't you all remember!?!

    • @SaintCharlos
      @SaintCharlos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      _For me (In my adaptation)... Wonderland does have a society, but it's completely different. It has little to no decency. Little to no laws, little to no rules, little to no boundaries. The most ridiculous dresses from the runways are casual wear there, the biomes are very different and unique, it has its own set of laws of physics, its own bizarre atmosphere, and the global monarchy (Rulers of Wonderland) contains the King and Queen of Hearts. Two bloodthirsty tyrants who let Wonderland be ruled by chaos and like to decapitate everyone they see._

    • @oliverbean6955
      @oliverbean6955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underland

    • @BerserkGoblin
      @BerserkGoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read that as Yonderland for a second 😂

  • @IraNeff
    @IraNeff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Why couldn’t Alice go back to when The Hatter saw the thing that triggered his depression and just like move it

    • @keeganstormblade5456
      @keeganstormblade5456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TIME PARADOX!!!

    • @voidjockey82
      @voidjockey82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Keegan Stormblade But preventing his familys death to prevent his depression would also creat a paradox.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ira Neff good point 😆

    • @TheCobwebQueen
      @TheCobwebQueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nasty Neff Because that would be too smart for Alice

    • @jacktheomnithere2127
      @jacktheomnithere2127 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheCobwebQueen but not for a raptor

  • @FenixFlame
    @FenixFlame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1593

    This was *most unorthodox*

    • @Princess-Pulcella
      @Princess-Pulcella 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fenix 😂

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      There is orthodox and then there is unorthodox. This is most unorthodox.

    • @disappointedoptimist8659
      @disappointedoptimist8659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The orthodox levels are most UN!

    • @davidbauler3159
      @davidbauler3159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      at some point, doesn't being "most unorthodox" end up being quite orthodox?

    • @blanketless1234
      @blanketless1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      UNORTHODOX

  • @emilierekdal5118
    @emilierekdal5118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Moral of the story: The hatter is a severe Drama Queen who will go to the lengths of DYING to make you do as he wishes. Yup. That’s about right.

    • @JarethTheGoblinKingForever
      @JarethTheGoblinKingForever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BUT HE WAS SAAAAAD!!! 🤮🤮🤮
      (and he was an ugly-as-sin attention whore who had Alice ready to let Time die).

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Might as well change his name to The Whiny Hatter.

    • @emilierekdal5118
      @emilierekdal5118 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@disneyvillainsfan1666 **Wheeze** Good one

  • @theonewithnopowers
    @theonewithnopowers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "Give him some prozac, get him laid and watch Fresh Prince of Bel Air." Had me in stitches!

  • @MrJackfaire
    @MrJackfaire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    Underland was the original name Lewis Carroll used when he wrote the short story he later turned into the full book. He changed it to Wonderland later. It's one of the few times Tim Burton actually showed familiarity with the source material.

    • @inky5574
      @inky5574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Huh, the more you know lol

    • @nyxshadowhawk
      @nyxshadowhawk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "Wonderland" is definitely catchier.

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ....I learned something new today.

    • @vanellopescorner8882
      @vanellopescorner8882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cool, I had no idea!

    • @billycarmack665
      @billycarmack665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      There's a reason why Carroll changed the name.

  • @CatLives9
    @CatLives9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    When Sacha Baron Cohen acts way more subtle and lowkey than both Depp and Carter.

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It helps that Time is also a better written character than both of them.

  • @kingkorubi0317
    @kingkorubi0317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    BUT THE HATTER WAS SAD!

    • @beajohnson3005
      @beajohnson3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Just get him to listen to some lofi hop and callit a day.

    • @dailygeek1334
      @dailygeek1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *BUT DUH HATTAH WAS SAAAAAAAAD!*

    • @mr.weirdlly1454
      @mr.weirdlly1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No one cares

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boo fuckety hoo

    • @Tonabillity
      @Tonabillity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not as sad as I was after witnessing this monstrosity.
      I’ve tried 5 times to make it past 10 minutes.
      I give up🙄😩

  • @pageachatter229
    @pageachatter229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Well, considering how they treated 'female hysteria' back then... let's just say that wouldn't have been very kid friendly.

    • @Lucy-nw4im
      @Lucy-nw4im 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lisa Plambeck How?

    • @dimebag88m
      @dimebag88m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Lucy-nw4im really you don't know?

    • @Lucy-nw4im
      @Lucy-nw4im 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      dimebag88m Well I’ve got a sense of an idea based on undertones and you’re reluctance, but I’d appreciate if you’d expand? If it’s what I suspect, then you can just say that.

    • @dimebag88m
      @dimebag88m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Lucy-nw4im I could say it two ways, the way by not saying it directly or just saying it. So: 1. It is using a thing which is nowadays smaller (or depending if you want it being bigger, it can be bigger) which women use for pleasure and 2. They used one kind of a vibrator back then

    • @Anastasia-bx1du
      @Anastasia-bx1du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      exactly what I thought when he said 'hysteria'. was looking for that comment

  • @MrAkilleus
    @MrAkilleus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Wellp, given how "female hysteria" was treated in the victorian age, that mental institute scene could have become a bit.......... not Disney friendly...

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I'm a bit disappointed over how far I had to scroll to find this comment and the fact that NC didn't bring up this fact.

    • @terig8974
      @terig8974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Given how female hysteria was treated in the Victorian age, I would be in no rush to leave.

    • @MrAkilleus
      @MrAkilleus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Teri G And niether would Alice. XD

    • @darkangel160
      @darkangel160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      When I found out that the doctor was played by the Moriarty from BBC's Sherlock, I lost my shit laughing because a fangirl would stay and receive the "treatment"

    • @tompor561
      @tompor561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      A family picture

  • @cogdon6600
    @cogdon6600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "You look like Pennywise about to french me" hahahahaha I can't breathe

    • @SimplyAnime101
      @SimplyAnime101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Apparently there are people into that now.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can't breathe but you can type?

    • @whitewolf1310
      @whitewolf1310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Kiss me fatboy!"

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't you mean "Wa-ha! Wa-ha! Wa-ha!"?

  • @ChandraMigina
    @ChandraMigina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    So how come she had no money being a merchant and traveling around the world (wasn't that the whole reason to travel -> to make money). Why would no one tell Alice that in changing the past she would destroy the world (or similar to it), and how could the script justify that Alice realized she can't change the past and still tried doing it ....?

  • @mcalkis5771
    @mcalkis5771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Also, why is everyone whispering their lines? I could barely understand some of the actors.

    • @bellametallica
      @bellametallica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, I hate it when they do that in movies.

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bellametallica Trying to be seductive and edgy, I fucking guess?

    • @uwumarii
      @uwumarii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When I was young I thought whispering while talking was an american thing because I would always see that in movies lol guess not

    • @jesuis6068
      @jesuis6068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you ! I felt like I was alone in that case.

  • @thegayhare
    @thegayhare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Actually, the point with Time making it 1 minute to tea time is kinda in the books.
    Hatter felt he had offended time somehow and thus the Whole tea party was trapped at 1 minute to tea time for eternity. But that was part of hatters madness in the book and alices appearance changed nothing

    • @TheQuietTyper
      @TheQuietTyper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe I'm remembering it wrong, but I would have sworn the Hatter was being punished for killing time.

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      RoseLaflesh If I recall correctly, the Queen of Hearts called for the Mad Hatter to be executed for “killing the time”. Time, out of respect to the Hatter, stopped herself permanently at teatime.

    • @dragoncatoverload
      @dragoncatoverload 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      From the book
      “We quarreled last March...it was at the great concert given by the Queen of Hearts, and I had to sing...Well I’d hardly finished the first verse....when the Queen bawled out ‘He’s murdering time!’ Off with his head!’...and ever since that....he wo’n’t do a thing I ask! It’s always six o’clock now”
      The ....are where I cut out some side comments to streamline things.
      But yeah time got pissed at the hater and made it so it’s always tea time for him.
      Also I question how many people actually got beheaded on a regular basis as it was super easy for Alice to save the gardeners who painted the roses red in the book by hiding them. And several other characters who are supposed to be beheaded don’t for some reason or another including at one point the King pardoning them. The Queen yelling off with their head is an empty threat that’s part of the madness of wonderland more than anything. (Disney showing the cards getting dragged off to be executed misses the point of this, probably to make the queen more of a threat.)

  • @aii5748
    @aii5748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    *The mental institution* seems like a reference to *the American McGee game.* The scenery on the roof is like an exact copy of one of the areas of the game.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      ai i, McGee version was better and would be a brilliant movie.

    • @TheSuperNyx
      @TheSuperNyx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kinda wish he finished the Oz project

    • @JackA066
      @JackA066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      speaking of mcgee

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Well, Tamara is dressing up like American McGee's Alice

    • @HexaSwell
      @HexaSwell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I've wanted that for years and years but all we got was Disney's dull crap.

  • @GoldLove21
    @GoldLove21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    You know what would have been a good movie? And 18 th century adventure movie about a older noble woman and her adventures teenage daughter travelling the high seas and seeing the wonders of the world. I would love to see that.

    • @JLynnEchelon
      @JLynnEchelon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I would see it. AS LONG AS Alice doesn't go to Wonderland. That place is boring with too many rules.

    • @marianaoliveira1928
      @marianaoliveira1928 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOT ME AND MY FRIEND CREATING A COMIC WITH THIS PREMISE ABOUT ALICE AND HER TWIN DAUGHTERS I'M--
      Are you reading our minds? It certainly looks like it--

    • @mplwy
      @mplwy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alice In Wonderland is set in the 19th century, the 1800s. The 18th century was the 1700s. I know, it can be a little confusing.

  • @matthewknapp1092
    @matthewknapp1092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I like how the psychiatrist in the mental ward is Moriarty from Sherlock. Ironic really....

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    It scares me that Tim Burton is making a Dumbo remake

  • @tavernburner3066
    @tavernburner3066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    5:52 Chinese culture was considered exotic and interesting back during the British Empire. Alice would have spent most of that night having people admiring her dress and request to buy it.

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Doesn't change the fact it's ugly as sin.

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Igorowan maybe by modern standards but back then, she'd have others swooning over that dress

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Tavern Burner, Yeah taken into account she has been to places we were “visiting” I think most would overlook her unladylike attitude and want to hear about what she has seen.

    • @tavernburner3066
      @tavernburner3066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Paladin Boyd it's like if we were shunning a austronaught wearing clothes from an alien civilization.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tavern Burner, Yeah. It makes no sense.

  • @megajuanph11
    @megajuanph11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The thing that made me more pissed off was the fact that they began a war that lasted literally FOR YEARS.....just by a cookie

    • @martinhodges572
      @martinhodges572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You could say it's... MAD?
      No. It's just dumb.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Technically, the tarts debacle didn't start the war. The coronation was what started the war. The tarts thing started a childhood grudge, that grew into a lifetime of resentment and bitterness, which culminated in the events of the coronation. Add to that the fact that the Red Queen's deforming head injury probably had an effect on her brain, making her emotionally impaired and thus more anger-prone.
      Anything can sound ludicrous when you put the beginning and end points next to each other and treat them as the whole story. But the fact is, they're just Point A and Point B, and the journey between them is what makes up the story.
      When you think about it, these movies actually map out a fairly reasonable backstory for the Red Queen, and while that does go against the whole point of Wonderland being nonsensical and illogical, it is still a remarkable attempt to add a method to the madness.

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean, getting upset over a Tart isn't exactly out of character for The Queen Of Hearts.

    • @megajuanph11
      @megajuanph11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@disneyvillainsfan1666 You can make an entire kingdom Hearths world based on a fight revolving a biscuit

    • @mimegaming3444
      @mimegaming3444 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean in our world we had a war over a tea kettle that lasted years

  • @leadingstrangeness
    @leadingstrangeness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Can we talk about how dangerous the lesson in this movie this can be?! Giving up your dreams for your family for the simple reason that they're related to you?! That really bothers me. I have several friends that have toxic families that this lesson would be damaging to if they had seen it when they were younger.

    • @yeetthebeatout6906
      @yeetthebeatout6906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      leadingstrangeness I have some family members that I would LOVE to see get plowed by a semi

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh NOW you complain about that message?

    • @JarethTheGoblinKingForever
      @JarethTheGoblinKingForever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't think that was really the message they were going for. I think the message was more that you have to let go of some things in time in order to evolve and grow as a person. Alice and her mother kept what was most important to them (their ship, and Time himself as a friend), while the Hatter kept his eccentric style and his own family, which were most important to him. The Red Queen and Hamish are "toxic" characters who ultimately have to change, whether by choice or force, and learn that they cannot get what they want by coercing others into giving things up just so they can have power.

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right?! That's actually really Toxic the more I think about it.

    • @brideofcthulhu347
      @brideofcthulhu347 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I really didn't like that the film made post-Jabberwock era just... England. That's it. Just look at the Hatter's family and the people around them. It doesn't feel like wonderland with everyone acting mad and goofy, it just feels like Victorian England with anthropomorphic add-ons. I thought the Hatter's family would be just as bright, wacky and colorful as him but no, they're totally normal and he's an outcast. What's fun about that? And he's suddenly depressed because he didn't apologize to his asshole father who's last words were "you're a disappointment"??I get his siblings and mother but even they really didn't do anything to stop the insults or try to keep him from leaving, they just stood by watching

  • @Biancainez
    @Biancainez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    In the book the mad hatter and March Hair were literally cursed by time to be never quite tea time.
    That was the ONE thing that I as a fan of the book got SO excited about in this horrid movie.

    • @ianbrown1810
      @ianbrown1810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought it wasnt a curse but a disagreement

    • @RobinNicoagain
      @RobinNicoagain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They simply thought that they had angered the time but it wasn't confirmed by anyone else. Prooving their insanity and lack of logic. ^^

    • @noahjc
      @noahjc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just about to make the same comment. Kudos to you for knowing the source material.

    • @MrKlausbaudelaire
      @MrKlausbaudelaire 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      it was sort of a curse, the book said "the hatter was killing time, but time didn't like it"

  • @thetinthdoctor
    @thetinthdoctor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    "I think this might actually work.." Famous last words....

  • @rhettdilley
    @rhettdilley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    “What’s that? Why yes, I’d love to play football with you. *GASP* Except I don’t have my tux!”
    My sides hurt

    • @l0r3st0
      @l0r3st0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rhett Dilley Reminiscent of the movie, "The Room," where the men wore tuxedos or suits while playing football pass.

    • @petervansan1054
      @petervansan1054 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@l0r3st0 no fucking shit

    • @EdgyZiggy
      @EdgyZiggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@l0r3st0
      Thanks for telling us the fucking obvious...

    • @papachewie1280
      @papachewie1280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@l0r3st0 Hahaha what a funny story L0r3st0

    • @ThomasJefferson-xc8wg
      @ThomasJefferson-xc8wg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@l0r3st0 Actually i think he meant 'The Background' where people wore swimsuits playing baseball.

  • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
    @goob_goob_gooby_goob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The moral of the story:
    Someone bring depressed immediately calls for meddling with time

  • @gabe6222
    @gabe6222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Would he be the Sad Hatter? Or the Mad Sadder? Or even the Sad Sadder?

    • @mtndrew7854
      @mtndrew7854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      starwars_gabe Hat Madder Hat Sadder Sad Madder

    • @ToryuMau
      @ToryuMau 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ... Sir Sad Sadder of Sadderstill. >):^]

    • @Dancer10105
      @Dancer10105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      starwars_gabe ohh I enjoyed reading that lol I know I am very weird

    • @aaronyandell2929
      @aaronyandell2929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...or the Sad Sacker, the Sad Sac (of shit).

  • @Junogray
    @Junogray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    movie couldn't be a timeless classic because they added 'time' to the story

  • @teaishot2620
    @teaishot2620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "You look like pennywise about to french me"
    *WHEEEZE* IT GETS ME EVERYTIME

  • @DarkseidJoshua
    @DarkseidJoshua 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Did you steal the tarts?"
    You are a tart dear sister

  • @EmilioReyes_97
    @EmilioReyes_97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Remember how it was said the old Disney Animators droped Acid to inspire their work?.......You think they remember?

    • @Agent29416
      @Agent29416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emilio Reyes I member

    • @catalinamelo9932
      @catalinamelo9932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dylan Smith source?

    • @altromonte15
      @altromonte15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is kinda sad that the alice in wonderland made on acid had a more coherent plot than the new ones

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Did anybody think to rewrite this movie’s plot? I mean, everyone in this movie is an idiot for risking everything they hold dear just because the Mad Hatter is sad! Unless he’s the one thing that keeps their world alive, none of this is worth anything!
    Also, that tart issue that explains everything in the previous movie is pretty goddamn stupid.

    • @daltonwilliams1723
      @daltonwilliams1723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Will 2139 yeah. I actually disagree with Doug on this film. While it may be closer to it's source material, the plot is 10x worse and makes no goddamn sense.

    • @peytonmac1131
      @peytonmac1131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well, they are meant to be mad, so maybe risking the world to cheer someone up works for them.

    • @creepyguy9082
      @creepyguy9082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Will 2139 b-but the Hatter was saaaaaaaad!

    • @elizabethashley42
      @elizabethashley42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have to disagree with Doug in that this is really no closer to the source material at all.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think he meant it closer more visually, rather than, well, everything else.

  • @multiverseman4017
    @multiverseman4017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    15:19 This was actually in the original book. Time put the Mad Hatter and March Hare at the table in an ever-lasting time loop so that they could never leave. But the whole 'Alice freeing them' thing is made-up for this film and is a bit stupid.

    • @hunterolaughlin
      @hunterolaughlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly! At least I *knew* that when first watching this review. For somebody who’s a self-proclaimed fan of the classic Alice novels, Doug really does miss some points from the books that he should know. He really needs to read the books more closely.

    • @Tonabillity
      @Tonabillity 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hunterolaughlin just unfulfilled expectations. All they had to do was stop pretending that they were making a “Through the looking glass” movie, and simply title it something like, “Alice’s Untold Adventures in Wonderland” and it might’ve been at least forgivable

  • @wintersoldier164
    @wintersoldier164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The story is relateable you dont know how many times i almost destroyed the world beacuse my friend was sad!!!!

  • @JoelKellenProductions
    @JoelKellenProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Alice: What did you do to Wonderland?
    Red Queen: Oh Alice. That's the beauty of it all. I didn't do anything. You did. Think Alice. Wasn't there some little good deed you might've done?
    Alice: I saved someone. I saved them! I saved the Hatter's family!
    Red Queen: Exactly. Break the sonic barrier, you create a sonic boom. You broke the time barrier. Time boom. Ripples of distortion radiated throughout history to shift everything just a little bit, but it was enough.
    Alice: I just wanted Hatter to be happy.
    Red Queen: How noble. Hatter's little hero. Oh wait, you didn't stop me from taking over Wonderland. Or stop the Jabberwock from killing everyone. You saved Hatter's family because he missed them. And in that supreme act of selfishness, you shattered history like a rank amateur, turning Wonderland into a living Hell moments away from destruction. And yet, I'm the villain?
    If they had that dialogue in the movie, it would've made it so much better.

    • @user-ly5ko8cg3i
      @user-ly5ko8cg3i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      GI Jack This trashy sequel could’ve been much better if you wrote the script

    • @malcolmmayes6594
      @malcolmmayes6594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look Alice. Look at what you did.

    • @cybertronixproductions1056
      @cybertronixproductions1056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Um, Flashpoint Paradox?

    • @tfgc9315
      @tfgc9315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GI Jack It’s not Wonderland, it’s Underland

    • @janussimonsen24
      @janussimonsen24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for posting this! I loved that scene so much!

  • @jacquelinecrozier6923
    @jacquelinecrozier6923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    You could make the argument that Time (the character) isn't a bad guy - he's just trying to get the chronosphere back so he can stop the end of the world.

    • @generalstaal7075
      @generalstaal7075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Time and everything involving him was my favorite thing about the movie.

    • @JarethTheGoblinKingForever
      @JarethTheGoblinKingForever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@generalstaal7075 Time was probably the only thing I really loved about this movie - plus, he's a lot less godawful creepy-looking than the Hatter. I liked how he was revealed to be more of a good guy in the end who was just doing his job, and how he became friends with Alice. There was actually some character development there. I could see Burton getting Vincent Price to play Time if the movie had been made a couple of decades earlier.

  • @aryanaphillips3721
    @aryanaphillips3721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I will strangle you with my bonnet" has become one of my favorite lines everXD

  • @bluestreaker9242
    @bluestreaker9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Maybe if the Mad Hatter being depressed actually had some real friggin' consequences there'd be more of a sense of urgency. Like, him being depressed LITERALLY starts throwing the world in to chaos-...further chaos... Like...his sadness starts choking the world with darkness, playing off the idea that madness, inspiration, and imagination are, in some way, intrinsically linked, and in the depths of sadness we cast out all else and want to be left alone. I know people deal with loss differently, but it could work with this character. Maybe him being sad actually starts doing to the world what "The Nothing" did to the world of "The Never-Ending Story?" I dunno, sure as hell more justifiable than just "Hatter sad."

  • @alexanderhamilton3333
    @alexanderhamilton3333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Wouldn't a better plot be that Alice is institutionalize? And she wittness Wondela- Sigh UUUNDER LAND in mirrors and dreams making her question if it was real. Making Anderew Scott the villian even though he is doing his job as a doctor....If that is the plot to the video game I don't really know a lot about it.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      You were close actually.

    • @alexanderhamilton3333
      @alexanderhamilton3333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Manuel Alberto Romero Yeah I figured. Cause one it's my luck and two it did sound fimilar.

    • @theroleplayinggamer837
      @theroleplayinggamer837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That’s WAY more interesting than THIS.
      Also, something about them resetting time makes me wonder why this didn’t result in a Days-of-Future-Past ending?

    • @alexanderhamilton3333
      @alexanderhamilton3333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gamersmashlog Productions Uh that is a good point.

    • @The_Real_Frisbee
      @The_Real_Frisbee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ...so basically Sucker Punch.

  • @xileets
    @xileets 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    ...And since the doctor was played by Andrew Scott from Sherlock, we realize the entire story was just a scheme by Moriarty to gain control of Alice's family's assets.

    • @mjcaboose3479
      @mjcaboose3479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So, he became a timelord

  • @mistergiraffe9425
    @mistergiraffe9425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imma be honest. They warped so many things from the 2nd book for the 1st movie that they had nothing left for the 2nd movie.
    -The cards were called red knights by the hatter, which there were literally red knights (people) in Looking Glass.
    -The whole 1st movie was built on a poem mentioned in Looking Glass about the wielder of the Vorpal sword slaying the Jabborwocky on framjous day. Together with a warning to beware the bandersnatch and the jub-jub bird.
    -White queen was also only in Looking Glass and she did in fact have chess-piece knights, mostly because she was one herself (but didn't really look like one in the book).
    -The chess board battlefield was mostlikely a warp to the fact that Looking Glass world took place on a chess board.
    Anything left, most likely couldn't align to the 1st movie if they used it for the 2nd movie.

  • @biancalourdes9431
    @biancalourdes9431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Time: The past can’t be changed go away
    Alice: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career

  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    If you switched Carrot Juice/Mad Hatter with Bill, I would gladly risk the fate of the entire world in order to make him happy. A world with a sad Bill is not a world worth existing

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maybe if they made a Split review then they could reveal that Bill is just one of the devils personalities along with Carrotjuice and of course, Benny

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ΝΙΚΟΣ ΝΙΚΟΣ Mhm.

    • @norriec6323
      @norriec6323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, it's not like Carrot Juice had many more lines.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would be a great opportunity for all the Nostalgia Critic characters to appear. It would make no sense in the NC canon, but fuck that! I want the Neglectful Mother and Creepy Father to be alternate personalities to Doug and Tamara.

  • @sethhope
    @sethhope 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Id never skip an ad again if they were all done by Doug.

  • @lady_caiti
    @lady_caiti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If I remember correctly, Time cursing the Hatter and friends to always endure a tea party was something that happened. It wasn't for that reason, but the Hatter did royally piss off Time. Also, if memory serves, it was constantly tea time, not a "minute before"

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    19:04 Does anyone want to know how they treated Female Hysteria?
    Well I'm not going to say it but the Vibrator was invented because doctors' hands were getting too tired from treating it.

    • @captainbirch9835
      @captainbirch9835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ......... You're not saying what I think you're saying...... Are you?
      If you are, what was so bad about being diagnosed with hysteria again?

    • @Pennsyltucky84
      @Pennsyltucky84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@captainbirch9835 that's exactly what's being said.

    • @pottertheavenger1363
      @pottertheavenger1363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That treatment doesn't sound so bad, for either parties involved

    • @insulinbabe6785
      @insulinbabe6785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so idiotic

    • @therandomace5493
      @therandomace5493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also back then the vibrator was steam powered.

  • @connorrivers995
    @connorrivers995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    In the original Alice and Wonderland, the book states that both the hatter, the marsh hare and the dormouse believed that they had offended time and that it would always be five minutes till tea time. It was an attempt to contact the book to the film!

    • @PrincessNinja007
      @PrincessNinja007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Connor Rivers Yep, when I saw this scene I was just like "Obnoxious riddles? Check. Time? Check. Tea? Check. This is basically a prelud to the book scene!"

    • @BrenoRanyere
      @BrenoRanyere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That sounds like a funny idea but in this movie it feels kinda depressing... since eveything here is not as mad as the book

    • @strubberyg7451
      @strubberyg7451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's not that the idea is funny, but here it's depressing. Wonderland doesn't have any magic. It's a wonderful place, but there is no set of rules governing it, because that would be "sense".
      So the idea of a mad hatter, a March heir and a little mouse acting like it's tea time all the time because "they angered time" is funny because it's absurd.
      However once you actually have a being that has the power to make it so, that is terrifying. On closer inspection most superpowers are...

    • @AuntKiki81
      @AuntKiki81 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you. I was going to point that out too.

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I feel bad for Mr. McGee. Disney stole his script for his first Alice game and the design ideas to half of the levels to his second Alice game.
    Just... Go play those. It's so much more fantastically insane. And fun.

    • @katerynasirko1832
      @katerynasirko1832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thank God! After seeing the movie, I came home to read the reviews and was utterly surprised that nobody mentioned the looks of it, WHICN ARE CLEARLY A RIP-OFF OF MADNESS RETURNS.
      You have your fall from the sky; bright forest level aka Vale of Tears; the steampunk level (Hatter's Domain and in this case Time's castle); a bit of oriental in her dressing (Oriental Grove); an asylum; and even a red, looking like a bunch of veins Queen's place (of course they couldn't go out there and make it all flesh and blood like Queensland, that would mess with child-friendliness of the flick).
      Shameless af.

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dastvan His mom was inspired by a friend who called her daughter America

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kate Sirko
      But there is a huge difference, Madness Returns had a good story and characters and was coherent as well as clever in it's rules and visuals.

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want you to look carefully at the designs here and ask yourself: "Does this look familiar? Have I seen this before?"
      Because all of these designs are carbon copies of the McGee game.
      Disney just stole the designs.
      Stop me if this sounds familiar: Alice returns to Wonderland as an adult, discovers the Queen of Hearts took over and that everything is shit, and that she needs to stop the queen and get Wonderland back to normal according to the caterpillar's prophecy.
      And I just described the plot of the game! Not the film!
      Just because Disney copy the designs doesn't mean they did a good job copying it.

    • @demiliomason1565
      @demiliomason1565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GrimSister well Tim did originally want to do am adaptation of the game. Problem is that's not marketable. Disney didn't want it dark, yea it's time Burton you get dark whether you like it or not, but they didn't want it pitch black.
      I honestly don't think an adaptation of the games is a smart choice either, because most game movies suck balls. But also because no one is going to get it except the fanbase of the games, which is so small that the games are pretty obscure and can be considered hidden gems. So a movie on McGee's world would have also flopped at the box office.

  • @Kimosabes2hot
    @Kimosabes2hot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    A good way to sum up this movie:
    The Hatter sees a piece of paper in his yard. "AAH, MY PARENTS"

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sacha Baron Cohen's character falling in love with Helena Bonham Carter's character is ironic when you remember that they played M. and Mme. Thenardier in the 2012 Les Miserables

  • @themayorofmagic4870
    @themayorofmagic4870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    My problem with this movie was the breakneck pace. So many things were happening so quickly you never got a chance to breathe. So many people were talking at once I suddenly got confused and I never had a chance to sort things out. This comes down to the principle of "Scenes and Sequels." A scene has a goal, conflict and a resolution. Sequels are what you have after a scene. Then you oscillate between the two. "Sequels" include emotion, a dilemma, and a decision but the sequels the main purpose is to slow everything down so that you can digest what happened. There were no sequels in this movie. Just action scene>action scene>action scene>etc.
    Another thing that pissed me off is that the trailer looked like it was the best movie on the planet! I was sorely disappointed. How can they make such a big piece of crap look so damn good?

    • @Pennsyltucky84
      @Pennsyltucky84 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't remember which movie it was, but I've definitely seen at least one where the trailer was amazing and the movie was junk. How'd they do it? The scenes from the trailer were the *only* good scenes in the whole thing.

  • @paladinboyd1228
    @paladinboyd1228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    What I would do for a Alice McGee film.

    • @alanwright1650
      @alanwright1650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'd watch that.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same here, though I hear he's funding a 3rd game for the series; I think it's still up but yeah I would like to see an American McGee's Alice movie, least those games stick close to the dark tone of the original books

    • @Sarcon18854
      @Sarcon18854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope It gets as dark as the first one. The second one was good but the best was the first

    • @Princess-Pulcella
      @Princess-Pulcella 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paladin Boyd me too

    • @verytiredgrimreaper975
      @verytiredgrimreaper975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      guys, on American's McGee's Alice wikia there's info already about the game, as well as some illustations

  • @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721
    @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    26:01 That was the best ending to a review series about live action versions of Alice In Wonderland that never really happened, it was just nothing but a dream that felt like an eternity.

  • @influenced7002
    @influenced7002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    7:55 yay, sweeney todd refferance

  • @lezard2102
    @lezard2102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    The Disney Live Action films can be separated into 3 categories:
    1) Where they cast a big name actor into a secondary or non protagonist role and rewrite the story around them. Example of this Maleficent, where the character that was supposed to be the embodiment of all evil is instead rewritten into the Big Good, not even an Anti-Hero, just the Big Good.
    2) Where they cast a big name actor into the protagonist role and erase every flaw the character had in the original stories. He is just Mr. Goody Good At Everything That He Does Good. Examples of this Cinderella or Beauty and the Beast. Bonus points if you add "Ahead Of It's Time" and "Strong and Independent" as positive traits that are verbally informed by a 3rd character but are not exemplified at all during the movie.
    3) Where they have an ensemble of big name actors playing opposite roles, so you end up having neither heroes nor villains and as a result, no story, just Good Guys and Misunderstood Good Guys going through a series of events. As exemplified by this movie

    • @MrJackfaire
      @MrJackfaire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1) Even as a Kid I never saw Maleficent as the embodiment of all Evil. Petty and vindictive sure. Evil not so much. She was kind of a boring character with no depth. Like Umbridge really " I don't like you so you're going to suffer"
      In the live action remake her character was interesting. She had purpose an a reason. She wasn't just being petty and spiteful she had actual reasons to hate Aurora's family and to want to cause them great pain. I mean shit the PTSD alone. Damn.
      Plus with as flaky as the fairies in the original were this one made more sense of how three women that grossly incompetent didn't accidentally kill Aurora.
      Watching it was like watching a version where after Dumbledore admits he knew he was putting Harry in an abusive home "condemning you to years of darkness" and Harry actually goes "Wait what the fuck did you just say?" instead of "yes sir"

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Jack Faire: I gotta agree that I liked what they did with Maleficent, and I enjoyed the movie, but at the same time I can see the criticisms that in the effort to make her a more developed and likable character other characters ended up suffering (i.e. turning the king into a insane man is one thing but giving his side of the story no real resolution as he dies with barely a word with Maleficent is another, plus turning the other fairies into incompetent idiots, and so on). It would have been an even better movie if they had spread the characterization effort around more.

    • @Onsvaltti
      @Onsvaltti 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus, big name into a secondary character who should be just that, secondary character, but they shadow over the main character. (Every Johnny Depp movie ever?) Really sorry for my english, I'm really tired.

    • @reddevil9312
      @reddevil9312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's The Jungle Book fit in those? Because it was nothing like any of that.

  • @tarcmaylor
    @tarcmaylor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    That Castlevania music break when running on the gears in the clocktower was perfection. 10/10.

    • @belleparsley7797
      @belleparsley7797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't know what game that was, but I was guessing a mega man game

    • @moinwonderland9975
      @moinwonderland9975 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jason campbell Lol Good one.

    • @adamhines2044
      @adamhines2044 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marc Taylor: Thank you! That was driving me crazy!

    • @mutegrab666
      @mutegrab666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the tune "Vampire Killer", oddly enough one of tunes you never hear in the various versions of the Clock Tower.

    • @evanremillard5640
      @evanremillard5640 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marc Taylor I laughed way harder than I should have but it was great.

  • @---fz4tz
    @---fz4tz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I nEvEr GeT iNvOlVeD iN pOlItIcS

    • @oliverbean6955
      @oliverbean6955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Proceeds to get involved in every political movement in Wonderland or Underland

    • @JackalEtheriasu
      @JackalEtheriasu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oliverbean6955 Middleland*

    • @Neo_Geisha
      @Neo_Geisha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oliverbean6955 Lol

  • @thesentientlotus441
    @thesentientlotus441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    21:59 White Queen: "I don't feel so good"

    • @gagagigotherisen7607
      @gagagigotherisen7607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SHUT UP DON'T MAKE ME CRY

    • @jamiefairest9109
      @jamiefairest9109 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrong movie

    • @whydoieven3305
      @whydoieven3305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamiefairest9109 they're both owned by the same company, so it counts.

    • @jamiefairest9109
      @jamiefairest9109 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      fucking moonwalkin' bitch yeah, but the White Queen freezes. She doesn’t turn to dust. Plus, we have Endgame. Infinity War was last year

  • @DareToBeDeviant
    @DareToBeDeviant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Did we just get the cure for everything?
    Prozac (+Xanax optional) + get laid + binge _Fresh Prince of Bel-Air_

    • @demonminer8093
      @demonminer8093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YOU FORGOT TO SUBTRACT THE SAD EPISODE!

  • @icecold273k5
    @icecold273k5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The original book does speak of the hatter getting in a quarrel with time (not a what, a he!) last March before the hare went mad, and is thus stuck at tea time so they almost got that right

  • @iprobablyforgotsomething
    @iprobablyforgotsomething 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Yay, Malice is back! I'd gotten behind on NC's vids, so what a nice surprise to find upon catching up!

  • @MrKlausbaudelaire
    @MrKlausbaudelaire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    funniest thing in that movie was that Sasha Baron Cohen was NOT chewing the scenery, but rather... a really interesting character.

  • @GameplayandTalk
    @GameplayandTalk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Ugh, this movie seems awful (and awfully pointless). Kudos to the Castlevania reference partway through the video!

    • @zhaoyun255
      @zhaoyun255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should have played Clockwork from Castlevania 3.

  • @JazzyJeff2891
    @JazzyJeff2891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    That Fresh Prince of Bel Air reference is a fact

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HoneyBunni22 Thats Not the ONLY Depressing Episode tough, Remember the one where will got SHOT and Carlton got an Actual Gun To Protect Himself....That was dark as fuck

    • @ryanmontgomery9749
      @ryanmontgomery9749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what episode was he referring to?

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ryan Montgomery The One Where Will's Father Returns....only to abandon him....AGAIN!!!! 😡

    • @greatwork25
      @greatwork25 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't like it because it seemed anti-gun or at least anti-Second Amendment. Simply because of what happened to Will. I could be wrong though. Maybe I need to watch it again.

  • @chaotixninja5
    @chaotixninja5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Carrotjuice: "When people see Alice in Wonderland, they'll think of the remake."
    Kingdom Hearts 1: "Jokes on you."

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9:21, he doesn’t physically appear in the books but Mad Hatter in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland claims to have met Time and that Time is a friend of his and refers to Time as “he”. So this character’s existence is implied

  • @AntoineRed
    @AntoineRed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    How couldn't you make a Moriarty joke? Wherever Andrew Scott appears he's just Moriarty. No other character, just Jim everywhere.

  • @SuperSongbird21
    @SuperSongbird21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    16:15 This actually came up in the book -the Hatter claims he argued with Time and now it's always teatime for him, hence his endless tea party. Whether this really happened or it's just a figment of the Hatter's imagination is never revealed, but either version makes sense in Wonderland.

  • @LinkenK
    @LinkenK ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how critic is not even considering the fact that the mad hatter is dying of literal depression.

  • @BenjaminCrow
    @BenjaminCrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I feel like Malice was an American McGee reference. I'm not complaining. I love those games

    • @321WolfLink123
      @321WolfLink123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She absolutely is, they emphasize it in the first alice remake review. Also, I believe they are trying to make a third game~

    • @ZyliceLiddell
      @ZyliceLiddell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ALICE 3 IS COMING! 🙌

    • @hamishmacfleetwood5229
      @hamishmacfleetwood5229 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZyliceLiddell what if they made a tv series about the video games? Alice’s life season 1 Alice’s adventures in Wonderland season 2 through the looking glass and what Alice found there the fire season 3 finale Alice’s life after the fire the starting of season 4 Alice Asylum season 4 American McGee’s Alice season 5 Alice madness returns season 6 Alice Otherlands season 7.

  • @shadowspider9
    @shadowspider9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I feel like the first movies 'success' was a fluke born of people's curiosity and a shit ton of marketing. Just like with TMNT and SMURFS.

    • @moonymonster
      @moonymonster 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      shadowspider9 pretty much

    • @silviarossi2690
      @silviarossi2690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's why i went to see the first: the creator of edward shissorhands and nightmare before xmas plus the story of alice in wonderland?? Omg yes give give give! ... so much disappointment 😭

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least the Alice movies have gorgeous visuals. Some people don't care about the story and just want to see a beautiful spectacle.

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then go watch a screen saver. I don't expect every movie to be some kind of high art and am fine with them being even toilet humor, but i do expect them to be coherent. If your paying 15 bucks just to see pretty CGI visuals your wasting your money.

  • @woopnavevo3507
    @woopnavevo3507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    But
    ..
    ...
    ....
    .....
    ......
    .......
    ........
    I'm saaaaaad

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WoopWoopWhapped!, Have a anti depressant we are not time travelling.

    • @polednice5653
      @polednice5653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paladin Boyd But they're saaaaaaaad:(

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nikola Zajícová, Take the pill you’ll be fine.

    • @polednice5653
      @polednice5653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paladin Boyd Welp, too late, the entire world is ending.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nikola Zajícová, Well unend it.

  • @thelieutenant7732
    @thelieutenant7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You can’t have a timeless movie when you literally have a physical embodiment of time as a character

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:06 I think that line is meant to say that changing the past is impossible as it will always correct itself so the major events will still happen. The only way that won't work is if your past and present self meet. So, regardless of if Alice was there or not, the Red Queen would still hit her head.

  • @decepticonne
    @decepticonne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    (in light of some comments down here) American McGee didn't do a better adaptation of the book. He dropped the adaptation pretense altogether, took all of the original material he could and rearranged it to make a whole new story that could translate easily into a video game. It makes sense because that's exactly what Wonderland is for Malice in the video game itself ; it's her escapist post-post-modern symbolist fantasy. It's grim but her reality is grimmer. It's fantastical, but her real life is absurd. It manages to even have biting cultural comments (like the books did !) by not trying to translate or modernize the original ones, and instead finding new ones that are more universal.
    McGee's loving disrespect for Lewis Carroll is key. Alice throwing a child molester under a train exemplifies it best.

  • @Lady_Yuna
    @Lady_Yuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    8:12 If Alice teamed up with Marty McFly to stop Biff Tannen and the Red Queen and sing Johnny Be Good at the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance that would be kinda awesome. 😄

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Can we agree that Stephen Fry is a damn good Cheshire Cat?

    • @a.rustici1972
      @a.rustici1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes we can! Thank You for asking! :D!
      👍😎👌❗️

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I bought a jacket with this version of The Cheshire Cat on the back. Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland may not be a great movie, but this cat left a big impact on me.

  • @AluminumFusion22
    @AluminumFusion22 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To be fair to the film, having the Mad Hatter be normal as a kid logically makes sense, because it's implied that prolonged exposure to mercury, which was an integral part of making hats was what drove the Hatter mad.

  • @absurdious
    @absurdious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    So Amos Diggory is sad... I mean the Mad Hatter... and Albus Potter... I mean Alice travels back in time to save Cedric... I mean the Hatter's family, almost screwing up the space-time continuum...

    • @Jared-cm2wv
      @Jared-cm2wv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop it! You're upsetting the dementors and ruining Voldemort Day!

  • @Cathar5i5
    @Cathar5i5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I still believe this movie was originally someone's fanfiction

    • @ciaras.7058
      @ciaras.7058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cathar5i5 so was shades of gray and it made loads of money

    • @Cathar5i5
      @Cathar5i5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ciara n smokie doesn't mean it's good

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cathar5i5 Hollywood will always exploit whatever is popular, regardless of its quality.

    • @AverageLilac
      @AverageLilac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least this isn't a movie based on My Immortal

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      logan johnson I dunno what that is, but I'm sure that would suck.

  • @TheAnnoyingBee
    @TheAnnoyingBee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    R.I.P Alan Rickman 1946-2016

  • @disneyvillainsfan1666
    @disneyvillainsfan1666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That animated ending was PERFECT.

  • @CascadianRanger
    @CascadianRanger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Could you imagine if Disney did a modern Alice just like the original? Super abstract, weird, fucked up in a way, crazy. That would instantly be beloved by everyone. I can hear people at work talking about how weird and trippy it is and how they've never seen anything like it. It would be noticed.

    • @vgamer4993
      @vgamer4993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just let the director of Thor Ragnarok (I can't spell his name) direct it. I would pay good money to see that movie.

    • @ToruKun1
      @ToruKun1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dunno, Taika Waititi might have the design sensibility (seriously how hard is it to spell that? You could do a quick Google search), but if he directed an Alice in Wonderland movie, the dialogue would probably be 80% improv where everyone talks the same and references stuff like Shake Weights (I didn't really like Thor: Ragnarok that much, can you tell?)

    • @tnecniw
      @tnecniw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They should just do a "American Mcgee's alice" live action movie :D
      Really twisted, really dark. xD
      THAT is what we need.

  • @Onsvaltti
    @Onsvaltti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Willy Wonka who got too drunk to find a job so he became Ronald McDonald X"D oh my god. Good one. Bravo. 👏

  • @Dingobabee
    @Dingobabee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Honestly the only thing this puts into perspective is why she was so angry about the frog stealing a tart then lying to her about it

  • @pennycat6317
    @pennycat6317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:49 I read the original book the march hare actually says that it's time's fault that they're stuck there!

    • @Tonabillity
      @Tonabillity 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should’ve been on the writing staff. Just including that one scene would’ve made it more comprehensible 🧐

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    To be faaaair, the Hatter being literally stuck in teatime was from the book

    • @theresacherco9543
      @theresacherco9543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DarthRushy True

    • @MRtetri5
      @MRtetri5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He thought he was stuck, but he was not actually stuck, he was present during alice's trial

    • @theinfantmetroid
      @theinfantmetroid 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Riley Prowd Thats what he believes

    • @labmem006
      @labmem006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Time actually saved the mad hatter. In the book it was revealed that the hatter was to be executed for singing out of time during a concert for the Queen of Hearts. Time took pity on the hatter and made it so that it would always be tea time and the hour of his execution would never come to pass.

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, the Hatter was killing Time by singing poorly and so he got cross and stuck him in teatime as I recall

  • @marsalien4
    @marsalien4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    What the fuck is Moriarty doing in this movie?!

    • @duckatali
      @duckatali 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you for noticing. This is the first comment I've seen mentioning this and idk why but I feel like this is REALLY important.

    • @kathleenl1616
      @kathleenl1616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poor Andrew Scott will always be cast trapped into Moriarty’s character.

    • @JamesLawner
      @JamesLawner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He would've been a better Mad Hatter than Johnny Depp, tbh.

    • @s.g.7572
      @s.g.7572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OH MY GOD NOW I NEED ANDREW SCOTT AS MAD HATTER

    • @duckatali
      @duckatali 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YO ANDREW SCOTT AS THE MAD HATTER WOULD BE SICK

  • @shawnnoyes2776
    @shawnnoyes2776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    18:17 "Time catches up with Alice"... probably a better line than anything in the actual movie.
    -Shawn

  • @mrmeowsermoney
    @mrmeowsermoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:55 in the original book, they were having a tea party because the hatter had an argument with time, but Alice didn't free them

  • @nodinitiative
    @nodinitiative 6 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    The moment I heard her say, "Chronosphere", I thought Kane was going to show up.

    • @TauGeneration
      @TauGeneration 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kane who ?

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Trolmaster -
      Look up "Soul Reaver," and "Blood Omen" some time, you'll know then...

    • @crowcoregames1785
      @crowcoregames1785 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or death from darksiders 2

    • @nodinitiative
      @nodinitiative 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kane Bravo The technology of PEACE!!!

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      IN THE NAME OF KANE! KANE LIVES IN DEATH!

  • @lamanticora5469
    @lamanticora5469 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Tim Burton has serious daddy issues, eh? The line about father/son disapointment with the hatter is I think ipsis litteris the Willy WOnka´s remake

    • @issacflores2010
      @issacflores2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      lamanticora
      Oompa Loompa doobity doo
      Burton’s working through his daddy issues
      He should have not even messed the plot
      but did his way rather you like it or not
      If good having good would of worked a little harder
      And not just cast Depp and Bonham Carter
      Lewis Carroll would’ve kicked him right in the jewels
      Oompa Loopa Doopity doooooooo!!!

    • @jordanquersher6659
      @jordanquersher6659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A lot of his movies center around daddy issues like beetlejuice, Edward scissorhands, Charlie and the choc., corpse bride and that’s only to name a few

    • @mariobeaupre1626
      @mariobeaupre1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Adrijana Radosevic isn't that the plot for every 90's sitcom?

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Burton has Daddy issues, Disney has Mommy issues, no wonder they get along so well. :)

    • @SteveCrafts2k
      @SteveCrafts2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone struggling with self worth, I'd tell the father to go sod off and just be thankful he HAS a son who wants to make him proud.

  • @arzeenine
    @arzeenine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Yeesh. I bet they just used the same makeup and hair set for Depp from the last film. It's way too eye-bleeding for this more vivid color palette. If they did change it, whoever did it did a really shit job.