THIS is why I play Hitman..
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ม.ค. 2021
- Today we play Hitman 3.
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Hitman kills people who aren’t hydrated. Hitman knows his stuff.
exactly
I agree life isnt complete until your lungs are filled with that delicious succulent h2o
No I literally just commented this
there hydrated, but not with water
Morgana!!!
how was a pelican allowed to enter the party wtf
Hey Zanny love your videos
Ikr
Are you PANdering
Hi zanny!!
Zannyyyyy
I genuinely laughed out loud at "I politely asked him to return my property" whilst throwing a crowbar at his head 😅
5:06
@@Finit_321._ legend
@@neongalaxyzz4297 thanks
Me tooo
LMAOOO SAME 😭😭😭😭✨
Someone just pointed me here since it appears we do something things to the like button hahahah I just watched so many of your videos just to laugh at your intro. So good!!!
Didn't expect to see you here, also I enjoy your videos
@@lordsepticpotato1252 ikr
@MrBallen love your vids man
what
What?! Ballens on here too last place I thought I'd see him
Little does modest pelican know, he’s keeping everyone hydrated during our quarantine.
Lol
Where do you live that’s still under quarantine? Thought all that was done awhile ago.
this is comment is kinda sus -_-
Content H Y D R A T I O N
@@ryanschaff2507 no I'm still in quarantine
I’m not gonna lie, Modest Pelican makes everyone’s quarantines better.
I agree
love ya mate :)
@@ModestPelican Modest why don't you make a video about RUST in a nutshell the game is popping right now on twitch
Love your vids man, stay hydrated lad
I'm in lockdown until Saint Patrick's Day
“i politely ask him to return my property” *gives blunt head trauma*
i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my TH-cam channel..mind helping?
@@vyper5131 yes
@@Gary-jd8rv hi
That short Blood Money clip HAHAHA.
True fans of hitman looked for this comment
“Hydrate or die-drate” - Someone probably
Hydrate or Bye-drate ?
@@crktritual mate this is a Cristian Chanel we cant have bi people
@@tommoblue2296 yeah us Christians hate the gays and minorities
@@lewisgarner5615 SAME
De-hydrate
“Still harder than infiltrating the Capital building”😂😂
Lol
They used a Trump-olin !!!!
@@NapFloridian the reason why it was easy to infiltrate that capital is because they have no history of riots, and they were outnumbered everyone there couldn’t stand up to them all at once trump told them to March on the capital not break in these were far right individuals that don’t represent us and everyone there who was involved in any illegal activity deserves the full extent of the law. Aka police didn’t give special privileges they were massively out numbered.
@@UnqualifiedPro that was a joke dude
@@UnqualifiedPro Yep it was like Police didnt care but also it was joke lol
“I forged forward because I’m a gamer. Gamers don’t die, they respawn”
-Modest Pelican 2021
“Still a lot harder than infiltrating the capital building” respect, especially since he’s from over seas
Doesn't really surprise me. Europeans are obsessed with Americans for some reason.
@@tlaloc6731 because that fiasco was stupid and hilarious all in one
@tlaloc6731 hes not exactly European so u should be proud ur flexing ur geography skills
@@tlaloc6731 average American comment 😂😂
A lot of the bible was lost in translation
Jesus didn’t turn water into wine
He turned wine into water
He was a very hydrated man
You guys are getting creative
fucking poetry
No, he turned water in to wine actually. Also did you know that wine in biblical times wasn’t actually alcohol but much more likely juice. You are welcome
@@AK-dw8jo someone didn't get the joke
@@SpasticatedBaby oh I get a lot of things. And I will answer you respectfully and say that I just don’t like the bible being changed or made fun off. Especially not in the times we live in.and yes I have an awesome sense of humour, there are just things where I draw the line and my thinking in general is completely black and white. There is no compromise or middle ground to be had with me (not that you asked for my life’s story 😂)
Why isn’t it “Moist Pelican”? Hydration is the pinnacle of life boys.
😂 true
Agreed
That's what his girlfriend is called....
@@foottime4120 this is a Christian channel I am disappointed 😂
Modest Moist Pelican
"I proceeded to sniff his wife's underwear.."
God damn, I am proud of this channel.
i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my TH-cam channel..mind helping?
@@vyper5131 cool
We proud of your profile picture sir
lol
@@vyper5131 You make ok videos, but bc you plug ur channel everywhere, yes. I do mind.
“Gamers don’t die, we just respawn. I was trying to think of the most cringe thing to say.” Yea that did it for me lol
"Hitman is a game about hitting men"
Kills a woman first
Second
Ladies first, man knows his priorities 💯😂
47 is a feminist. Everyone gets assassinated equally
Isnt this from the jacksepticeye video on hitman 3?
I think my fav part of modest pelican is his casual way of presenting jokes lmao
:D
"Results and discretion are my speciality"
*slaps target with fish in front of heavily armed guards*
😂😂😂😂😂
i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my TH-cam channel..mind helping?
"This was more succesful than my parents marriage" lmao.
That’s a bit sad
@@spencerk6920 This is funny to me because I can relate tho
i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my TH-cam channel..mind helping?
Anything more successful then your parents marriage
8:02 hahahaha SNEAKY BLOODMONEY
Guy: *drops his entire weight on his neck ,breacking it*
Modest Pelican: my boy needs some iron supplements
I'm gonna open an onlyfans with pelican content instead
@@indianathe3rd742 legend
@@jm0960 I'm serious tho
The difference between "Modest Pelican" and " Modest Pelican Gaming" is remarkable. The way he has reinvented himself has inspired me to chase my dreams. Thank you for keeping me hydrated.
8:00 Never bring a knife to a gunfight... no matter how big it is.
This guy’s commentary is legendary
"my man needs to take some iron supplements"- 🤣
"I don't know how they managed to take an initial bullet to the head, I guess they just have great work ethic"
I lost it 😂
i find it quite weird that people don't find a weird man with a weird barcode on his head weird, isn't it weird?
actually now a days everybody wants tattoos so its not so weird any more. That said! the first hitman was from 2000 is was 12 years old back then and i had the same thought as you do right now. :P
@@i.rodrigues4983 I was talking about the people in the game :P
Too many weirds in one sentence
Isn't it weird...
i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my TH-cam channel..mind helping?
The “Blood Money” clip got me real good 🤣😂
Yesterday it snowed over a foot and a half over night where I live, so I slept nice and sound knowing that my city was getting nice and hydrated.
After watching papa peli for a while, I decided to buy Hitman 2 on steam and it's really fun. I like how creative you can be with it and how challenging the missions are
Your videos were the only reason why I was excited for Hitman 3. Looking forward the the next ones, obviously this one was great!
My teacher said once "hydration is key" clearly a modest pelican fan
this made me drink...
1:50 man: *gets pushed into small bush area*
Also the man: I must sleep now
Lavender is know to be relaxing
I drink you the most.
Dodge Your Banned From This Chat Room.
@Dodge Sprite is everything Ginger Ale was supposed to be
Dodge why are you speaking on sodas you need to get to work on that 2022 Hellcat.
8:03 killed me lmao those were my exact thoughts when i played this mission
Your the inspiration for me making videos!! ( just started ) Thanks so much!!! love waking up to these!!
The secret to Agent 47's shiny bald head is that he stays hydrated.
Thiccman*
Glad Papa Peli is still posting, I guess that means we're all sufficiently hydrated malaka's. Love your hydrated videos Papa Peli.
Love the capitol building refrance
Never forget that a viola is different than a violin by the sound and the weight. Never get confused between these instruments
Stay hydrated legends
You to
I am not hydrated enough I have only drunk 7 litres of water today😭
Thanks Jackson
Don't tell me what to do, YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
@@marcmcdowell9649 ok Kyle
The other day, I saw a majestic pelican soar towards the horizon. I saluted, and under my breath whispered “oh baby, a triple”
I'm not much of a gamer myself, but I do appreciate a channel that does something unique and consistently entertaining with the whole "Gaming Channel" schtick. Keep doing what you're doing man!
I saw some blood money footage and got excited!
Sad to say I always enjoy when he fails a mission because that means his episode will be longer
If it weren’t for modest pelican, I’d be as dry as a desert 🏜
Give this man a award for outstanding comedy 🤣 best TH-cam channel by far, glad I subscribed. Makes me want to play the games 😅
Thank you for making this masterpiece.
Modest Pelican is the only youtuber i’m okay with clickbaiting me.
I looked up the definition of “Malaka” and spent the next five minutes chuckling to myself like an idiot....SUBSCRIBED!
It means wanker in Greek. What definition did you find?
@@noelnegele6039
The Google definition is “man who masturbates” with “wanker” being the English equivalent!
MATT VASQUEZ if you ever visit Greece, you’re in for a good laugh. Everybody calls everybody malaka there.
@@noelnegele6039 the only other time I’ve heard that word was in the 80’s movie Weird Science, in the bar scene 😀
Tried to hold my hand outta wedlock 😂😂😂 laughed so hard I blew my bong water out 😂
Too clever this malaka...love it!!
The hitman series gives us the best thumbnails
Cleaner: falls 0.5 cm and breaks all bones
Random security guard: gets shot in knee cap by 9mm 12 times “‘‘tis but a scratch”
I started watching u the over day and now I’m addicted to ur channel
Love the T-Pose at the top at the stairs at 02.53🤣
I’m so early no ones even made jokes about drowning there friends yet
They're not hydrated enough
Become president and rename every state to "Modest Pelican" to spread the good word of the channel.
First time I've watched one of your videos. Bloody Hilarious, now a subscriber
I love this review! You definitely gained a new sub
"This was a whole lot more successful than my parents marriage"
dam i felt that
A lot of us felt that🥲btw i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my TH-cam channel..mind helping?
5:46 the sad thing is that he is 100% correct, i work at an aussie clothing store and we stock that exact shirt in adult sizes. there's also "i paused my game to be here" and some other terrible, awful ones. truly disturbing.
Peli has been keeping me hydrated with content while I got covid and its dope
Loved the switch around 8:00 :D
Intro: please put extra salt into your friends and family’s food so that they would drink more during dinner
Quote of the day
"And the lord said
"There shall be water, thy hydration is important""
pelican i love your videos keep up the good work bro your funny af
i knew that i heard this intro before. Now i can't get out "Bushes of love" from my head.
Please mate, I’m begging. Just sing the chorus to “it’s a long way to Tipperary” just once for me. Even if it’s during the battlefield V war story
Holy fuck i remember watching this channel when it had just over 100k, i come back to over a million. Impressive
damn hitman reloads so hard he goes back in time for a brief moment
Bro your comedy is so perfect
"Gamers don't die they respawn" is going on my tombstone.....
i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my TH-cam channel..mind helping?
I literally just came from church and got his video on my feed
Very good Christian moment
Where you also drinking a glass of fresh spring water ?
Same
I swear. The clips of thiccman dishing out punishment in the beginning is always hilarious.
I accidentally stumbled upon this channel and I couldn’t be happier 🤣 Keep up the great content!!
Hitman kinda sus, looks like his hair fell off due to dehydration.
eh no i hope ya know that if he is dehydrated he would suffer and wont go on a Mission. Also hitmans shave his hair so they dont leave any hair on the crime scene (cuz u know DNA scanning and that s***)
@@Kerosene_1863 my hair wont grow , im a clone
@@babascamdev8020 ok
modest pelican: hitman needs to be hydrated
hitman: cant drink water but drinks alcohol
he's the god of hydration
I remember subbing at 29k I had stop watching. But my friend was taking about him and I remembered the fun I had. So I hoped on TH-cam to see he got over 1000000 subs. And it's been a blast watching his new videos!
I like the random clip of Hitman Blood Money A Vintage Year mission 🤣 classic
"In a nutshell"
12 minute video.
"Getting in here was almost effortless, still a lot harder than infiltrating the capital building."
I see your joke and I'll raise you another.
What's the difference between Capital Hill and Mordor?
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
You make me laugh so much, made me cry in vanguard 😂😂😂
Why does he just say everything so calm. It’s hilarious!!!
Imagine playing this video as a blind person, you’d think he’s never killing anyone and just walking around
I watched this during online school and I accidentally turned on my mic and the teacher asked “who are you this is a Christian school you’re 27 you shouldn’t be here”
i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my TH-cam channel..mind helping?
@@vyper5131 nigga left you on read 💀💀
I lost it at the “Berocca” part 😂😂😂
Laughed so much man, nice vids!
I stole a firetruck in gta and used the hose to hydrate los santos
Intro: hey guys modest pelican here, when your friends next gets married make sure to change every word of their vows to modest pelican gaming as this really helps spread the word of my channel.
Yep
Lol this was thoroughly entertaining
Dude you're F*ing Hilarious, On Point and just Great all around. Haha Keep the Content Comin. You're Narrative is Amazing 👏
When you subscribe: I got a cookie
Yes so does Elmo
Stay hydrated everyone
Thanks! Oh and btw i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my TH-cam channel..mind helping?
My day gets better when pelican uploads
Thank god for you pelican, you’re always here for me when I need you!
i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my TH-cam channel..mind helping?
I’m kind of disappointed that you showed us uncensored premarital hand holding.
He was forced to hold her hands 😅btw i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my TH-cam channel..mind helping?
I saw that a documentary about pelicans just started so I called the whole family and we watched together but it turned out that the producer was very dehydrated and there were some negative things about pelicans so i tracked the producer down, and drowned him in the toilet. I hope I made the right choice
I Respect your dedication
This channel literally keeps me hydrated
Yes I’ve been waiting for this