Sex Is Hard When You’re a Genius - Brandon Wardell - Stand-Up Featuring
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ต.ค. 2024
- Brandon Wardell explains why sex is so boring for him, recalls wooing a date with reruns of “To Catch a Predator” and wonders why stepmom porn is so popular now.
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All of Brandon Wardell is basically a tweet with no character limit
no reply? but 1k+ likes? tf??
@@tommyblade8093 low-key boting likes
tommy blade make that 4K likes lol
@@cloud_monkey422 5.4 now.
Grimdarkness213 lol
This dude is like the “funniest guy in your dorm” type funny. Like “my best friend that makes me laugh” funny
He's the "funny friend" but he isn't really comedian material if u ask me. I enjoyed this but I can see the flaws.
Yung Wun nobody asked you stop commenting
@@BluntBrazenCurt_Evolved u don't have to be asked to give your opinion on something, it's the internet bud.
@@SquidwardProfilePic who asked you?
@@chunderbolt that's a bad question
"I'm not like one of you losers that caused your parent's divorce" the one girl in the front row just stone-faced had me cracking up so hard
Yeah she wasn't feeling that one lol
Honestly 😂
@Language Lab It is funny, because the idea of the joke is how fucked up and ridiculous it would be to actually say something like that to a child of divorced parents. Then when you see what appears to be someone who actually could be that child in the audience it escalates the absurdity of the situation even more, making the joke that much more hilarious. Besides, being able to laugh at your own trauma is healthy, and it's definitely an important skill to learn if you're going to go sit front row at a comedy show.
Yeah I was kinda worried because she was not looking happy
so true
He looks like Pete Davidson, but with sleep.
Something_Sorta_Serious weakk
But not high
Ommmaaaggaaaaddddd. I would of never noticed that if you didnt say that.
Pete Davidson already looks like Pete Davidson with no sleep
@@cms3816 r/technicallythetruth
This man's act is everything I say to myself when I'm stoned as hell
Pretty sure he's on coke in perpetuity.
This is like a twitter account come to life
he literally got big off twitter
@@DL2onYT "big" lol
Dwayne Logan it didn’t transition well
this guy is so trash
@@MrGMovieReviews acquired taste, he co-hosts a really funny podcast, but most of his jokes are Improv riffing.
P.S. He invented dicks out for Harambe
I didn’t laugh much, but I pushed air out my nose harder than usual many times
definitely did the same thing when i read this
this comment was funnier than the set
This comment made me laugh!
Bo would be proud
hahaha
gen z humor works better through text but he really does well at portraying it through stand up
he's not "gen z" lmao he's a milennial
Kid he’s 26 which is very loosely on the cusp of millienial to gen z. regardless of his generation the type of humor he’s using is mostly recognized as gen z humor
Kam :/ I think 26 is solid millennial. I’m 18 and that’s more on the cusp.
kesean harrington depending on the sources you look at the line between them goes from like 14 year olds to 30 year olds but i agree it’s like 18-19 year olds
@@kam3028 26 is definitely a millenial but this humor was pretty gen z. He probably spends a lot of time on twitter. I thought he was like 19
this man rubbed his hands together for twenty five seconds and i was losing it the entire time
The whole time I felt the inner anxiety he experienced during the whole warm-up to ask her to come watch the show... I kept wondering how long he was gonna do it for and was so pleased with the result lol
I lost my shit at that moment
7 PAGE HANDRUB
Same
DUDE SAME LMFAOOO. I was expecting him to say "shyeeettttt"
This feels like the 'Bedroom Pop' of stand up
PaperBoy570 lol perfect analogy
Yes!
I love this analogy. I’m looking forward to more of this stuff
Genius comment
Wow this is a perfect description
"I live alone and have 500 towels" is gonna be the pickup line of this millennium!
Honestly, that was a huge turn on,
this was the most arousing words i ve ever heard in my life
TheScottGillies ????
I don't get it but I live like a goblin and isn't interested to leave my cave
I didn’t really get it. Anyone care to elaborate please?
I didn't laugh once, but I did smile profusely at several intervals.
I laughed at this comment more than the whole routine 😂
It’s time to fuck bitch
Exact feeling im having ,grinning ear to ear looking like a weirdo on a nyc train
@@superr_nerd7305 I agree with your comment!
same here, maybe he was funnier when he was doing coke
Every comment is 50% insult 50% complement
CrazyzzzDudezzz just like his joke hit or miss ratio.
"I didn't laugh but he is somehow funny" seems to be the general consensus lol
And 50% "is this Morty" comments
CrazyzzzDudezzz But no compliment.
thats a good point but you spelt compliment wrong
"I'm supposed to go on a date with some normy rando" 😂
Reeeeeee normies get out
loisellado I felt that
*normie
Well we know who is a normie
JODO JODO guy with the oh yeah yeah profile pic?
“I forced a bot to watch 500 hours of comedy”
Exactly
it's funny though
this is atleast 1000 hours
@@geovaniraffaelli4508 no it's not. It's exhale out your nose type funny. Relatable Meme funny
This dude is like if my inner monologue was a person.
lmfao
Niko Bellic you wanna go bowling?
That's the dumbest thing I've read all day. You meant to say that he says what you think.
@@Monochromicornicopia He meant that and more, because he understands what he's attempting to convey better than you, because he's himself and you are not, so calm down.
@@dragonsforbreakfast3572 Why would you assume that? Anyone with a brain understands how stupid his comment is.
When did Morty start doing stand-up?
Leeroy Jenkins w-w-w-welcome to fuck town rick
Tell me why this made me laugh more than the actual comedian
I searched for a comment like this. As soon as I heard, "bitch baby"
Fucking Facts!
It’s time to fuck pimp 😂😂😂😂
I really enjoyed this. But I do think he’s probably even funnier in “real life” if that makes sense. Like in conversations. His podcast is hilarious
Cleo Mondragón What’s it called?
@@tsaisaidso Yeah But Still
Cleo Mondragón You should listen to CumTown. Brandon gets a lot of “inspiration” from the gay guy on that podcast
China Man you mean Stav? Or Nick, because there are only two mics on that show.
@@pofwiwice adam bugland
I love how he looks down at 8:40 and sees the pissed of people in the crowd, then proceeds to roast them even more lawl
yeah like his jokes arent exactly hilarious or anything but the difference in reactions of the different types of people in the crowd are probably the best part
one of the top comments read that he's like "a Twitter account come to life" and another top comment that read he/her didn't laugh much but sure did breathe hard out the nose.
that got me THINKING... we laugh at other comedians cause they deliver a certain type of humor. but this guy? we laugh (exhale) in the way we react to Twitter stuff or memes.
I exhale through my nose when reading hilarious memes.
edit: I'm really fucking high
edit: I'm really out here saying this shit huh? and people are letting me??
bro this is deep
Dumb fuck
This comment made my day
hol up bruh u onto something
🤯
At 8:41, that guy with glasses in the front does NOT laugh at his joke, and then he delivers the next one directly to him. Awesome
his face was STONE cold but looks like he went for the fiver
The look on the woman's face next to him was of absolute disgust and regret for having a front row seat bahahaha
@@JimmyGeikie That was his mom, I think.
dude reminds me of a mashup of joe from blues clues and pete davidson
pete davidson? in what ways
@@PepsiFuture similar mannerisms i think, mimics and such.
Noah - awkwardness
I’d smash anyway
You’re goooood 👌
Periods dont stop nothing but a sentence baby
Oh god
I notice your sentence ended not with a period but a baby 🤔
This works on multiple levels. Well done
hell yeah.
NOT ONE DISLIKE YET!!!!!!
I’ve never gotten so insecure about a joke I heard that I bought 20 towels
How are those towels holding up?
do you still have the towels
Glad to see leafy got over his chinsecurity
Smoked too many eggs
UNDERRATED COMMENT
I'm so glad I'm not the only one...
Martin Shkreli going thru some rough times.
holy shit before I read this comment that's all i could think too haha.. like he's essentially the same person. "Intellectual" narcissist who is so awkwardly bad at speaking to people without making them not like him.
@David Ortiz *So what?
he looks like a live Elliot Rodger
Was just watching some of his videos right before reading this 😂
Oh shit nigga. Oh shit. Oh damn. DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN
He's like 7 different comedians in one.
Yes. Cause he stole their jokes.🙄
@Audrey Koskeli
Who's jokes did he steal?
@@audreykoskei4072 elaborate
@@connorphilipp The Grindr joke is by Aziz. Even the towel joke I heard ages ago but I can't quite remember who said it. Like, the entire time I was watching his act I was like, Now where have I heard that?
@@audreykoskei4072 oh snap
I wasn't dying laughing but he was basically spitting out facts,
Totally. Seemed more like a monologue.
@@mytoesarecold5555 you must be new to comedy.
Seemed kinda dumb to me
anow2 - not much connection w the audience. He’s just doing his bit out loud.
@@mytoesarecold5555 If he didn't have a connection, then they wouldn't be laughing.
Maybe its not the connection you are used to, but its a connection.
Besides, telling the truth, or "spelling out facts" are what 90% of comedians do.
In addition, find me a stand up comedian where you wouldn't label their act a monologue.
Bro kinda look like elon musk before the hair transplant
Looks exactly like Elon
Elon tusk
I'm attracted to Elon..
What did he have, some kind of hair hit transplant
That light skin hand rub part killed me 😂😂
He has the mentality that makes you smile but jokes that don't really make you laugh.
More personality than jokes. But that's what makes someone funny.
James D copying opinions?? 🤣 that’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. you definitely came up with that on the spot.
@@hunter24olemissfan On the spot? Do you do your thinking at a different time than the present?
Right, fucking odd 🤔
This comment was funnier than his 10 min🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like he didn’t finish any of the jokes
yousuf mimou 😂😂😂
Guess you're not a millennial and have an attention span longer then 30 secs.
@Yungdaggerdick lol nope.
Jokes? What jokes?
@@yshrenianknight2516 all I heard was facts
"woah this guy's normal"
Best line I've ever heard
The pure gen z and Michael reeves humor emanating from him is just breathtaking
Michael Reeves is funny but I don't think he should do standup same for this guy
so... you too are a follower of the almighty... the one they call... "The Full Crackhead Alchemist"...
"I'm supposed to go eat spaaghetti with some bitch huh?"That was glorious
When you want to kill 100% of the germs 4:02
Manav Singh LMFAOOOO
It's like a jaded older Morty doing standup... I can dig it.
Lawrence Laforte thats really accurate lmao
Uve won my respect
I was looking in the comments to see if anyone felt the same way lol so true
Ricks shaking his head in shame right now.
It's a Standup Morty, Morty. It's like watching pandas trying to screw: even when it works it just weird.
8:43 his joke must have hit too close to home, dude looks so pissed
Bro, that dude is always in these comedy central vids and he always looks pissed. He needs to stop coming to these shows. Killin the vibe
Looks like the comedian sees his reaction and goes in for the high-five at the end (you can see he high-fives the guy in plaid)
Broken home ass bitch right there
Maybe he's just bored like I am and a little pissed because he wasted money to see this guy.
lol if you were there that long and didn't get this guy's type of humor you're dumb, all his jokes seeming to make fun of someone else he turns it around to make fun of himself.
As someone who lived trough the 80's, that coke bit was well rendered, hilarious and troubling. Keep up the good work!
I thought he’s super funny, like in a normal way, not like a meme or college way, and I found the jokes super relatable, then I realized maybe there’s something wrong with me.
“ Buddha is a character actor Jesus is the lead” 😂😂😂 shit I’m going to hell laughed at that one lolol
This is vaguely funny the jokes are all over the place tho
That's his style.
@@sotonyeogan9758 not being consistent and planned through is a style?
@@MiyamotoMusakakiyes....exactly lol
hater? ALERTUS!! MAXIMUS ANUSBLOOD
He got famous on Twitter so he's pretty just a sporadic one-liner kind of guy that wears out shock humor
I remember reading a lot of his funny tweets a year ago, didn't know he was doing stand up. I think he has so much potential. It's just all over the place right now. Made me chuckle and laugh 85% of the time, the other 15% just had me smiling in agreement
You can really tell how different the generations are by how awkward zoomer comedians are
username checks out zoomer? Just don’t.
this guy isn’t young enough to be a zoomer
I love zoomed awkwardness. They’re the best
Alright i just checked, millenial, 27. There is still some cultural overlap between young millennials and old zoomers doe.
You can tell how awkward boomers are because they cant ever distinguish generational demographics
Daaamm the irony of the Kobe numbers joke, just happened to watch this today of all days. RIP Mamba
Same
Thats not irony, my dude.
Looks like a younger drugged up ted mosby lol
Hammerhead 23 thank you. thats the comment i was looking for.
Yess that's who i thought it was like an old clip of that jimmy looking guy
Yes
@@angelinabenson8560 100%
Angelina Benson same
Okay maybe I'm a bit high but this dude slaps 😂
Naw homie this dude fucking slaps. High level slaps.
Lmao same
8:42
The faces of disappointment from the lady in the front, the guy with a checker plaid shirt, and some people behind them
Aka, the people that caused their parents to divorce
i liked it. Haven't seen a standup this modern young and dark before
Daniel Sloss is like, the King of dark humour. You should watch his stand up on Netflix.
sloss funny af
Audrey Koskei Anthony Jeselnik is also a great dark comedian
Audrey Koskei I thought he tried too hard to be deep and was a little cringy
Smh dude’s a not very good comedian
“Nah man Buddha slaps”😂😂😂
Idk how I think he’s funny if I barely laughed. Lol. I would definitely pay to see him though
lol I was thinking the same shit
Yea I usually find most comedians funny but I don’t usually laugh a lot
You just think he’s cute 👀
Truth eh he’s not my type.
He seems like Kevin’s type though
It feels like there's a laugh track in the background...
Turbo Dude yes
This sounds a little like a rick and morty sketch. Lol
Chris Mullins after you said that it’s so obvious
I was lit thinking.. this dude should write for RaM
@@MicWellz He did it so well i wonder if he has. lol
@@squallrulz0685 just checked. He hasn't. Totally should tho
*folds hands for 30 seconds*
This guy's pretty lit, definitely has a dank meme collection and above average fb chat banter
"Buddhism fuckin slaps" is when I knew he was a genius lmao
I would like more please. Hilarious. I wish each new topic/bit went longer and more in-depth. Just such great observations I wanted even more.
😭😭😭😭😭 he really is like a bunch of memes I’d post on a good day
this dude feels like an alien trying to emulate stand up and it’s honestly a really fun vibe
I really like this awkward-cool guy.
I love, love, LOVE awkward, intelligent comedians. Bo Burnham and this guy are ranking high on my list.
I LOVE Bo 🙃
this guy has a cooler persona but Bo ranks higher, he makes you laugh out loud. I want to see more of this guy though.
@@jacobmorales323 Wardell opened for Burnham on his Make Happy tour.
Bo is an actual genius
I love how mixed the comments are! I think the people who didn’t enjoy this set, are friends with the bro that has one towel😂
friends with? maaaan, they are those people
Or we just have different taste from you and needn't be denigrated for that difference. I don't think people who like him are all judgmental, tribalistic pricks, for example.
THERE'S a butthurt guy with one towel or thinks period sex is gross!
@@johnn.2017 There's a master of insight and wit who has utterly torn to pieces my point without resorting to an inane ad hominem!
Nah, I am that bro. Apparently. Better bulk up and date-rape some barely legal bitches then. Thanks for opening my eyes.
I’m so happy that I get to see young millennial/gen x humor graduate from social media to Comedy Central. This is our culture
LIT SCAR gen z
I rewatch this set regularly bc its God tier. 8:42 w the woman NOT being down w the bit always gives me life.
"Woah this guys normal" LMAO
I like the way he ask questions then hit the punchline lol
8:43 Dude in the plaid shirt not feeling it lol 🤣
He then high fives that dude at the end😂😂😂
This made me exhale briskfully
Nah this was funny, this man's a goon. He's like a living meme page
I think I laughed a lot because I'm Gen-Z. This is my type of humor
Only a gen z person would tell everyone their gen z...
@@D_M_T_Experience I wonder if its because they're gen-z.
@@D_M_T_Experience 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gen z kids shouldn’t be allowed on the internet...
Larry fish 000 bro, how old do you think I am? I’m 19
He's like the dude who tells jokes in class and is so funny but not get on stage and tell jokes funny.
Curtis Williams so true lmao
The original Buddha, Siddhartha wasn’t fat😂 the fat “Laughing Buddha” was a different Buddha that came later
This dudes funny tho
This was weird (different)
Best joke of 2019 "You're the patriarchy!" (5:20). He has tons of great material, deadpan delivery and timing. With the right structure, this could easily be a 30 minute set. Just needs a theme to use in segues and to tie different jokes together.
When it’s your first time cussing someone out
0:45 😂😂😂
Kobe just died yesterday and when he made his Kobe joke at 7:02 seconds I laughed. Thanks man, this is a old video but in light of things that happened yesterday, I appreciate that joke now. God bless anyone who reads this, Kobe and all who lost they life Rest In Peace
I feel like this went from him telling a joke to him having a mental break down and him expressing inner thoughts
I don’t know why people keep saying they smiled but didn’t laugh. This dude had me cracking up
His content is the running thought process of every guy from my high school… and I love it 😂😂
He is literally Morty from Rick and Morty . Facts
😂😂😂
Does everyone on this channel have coke experience lmao
Dude looks like 'How I met your Mother'
How have I never heard of this guy? His style is nuts, never seen anything quite like it.
Yep I waa thinking the same
It was nuts but I didn't dislike it. I don't know if I'd recommend him to friends and family though.
Then you've never had a legitimate online conversation with someone interesting.
@@MrCompassionate01
Ligitimate compare to whom?
He's gotten a lot better since I last watched his stand up!
Dear lord, this is better? O_o
He sounds like an adult Morty on the low
Yoooo lol
never forget that this dude started the whole Harambe meme with a throwaway bit of yelling "Dicks out for Harambe" at a random show that got Danny Trejo, who was also in the audience at that show yelling the phrase.
That was cool. He was fresh with material I never heard. I’d pay to see him.
✌️💜🙏from Chicago 🇺🇸
8:40 can we just pause and take a look around the room please 😂😂
I didn't see anything special.
@@daisybuchanan8205 shot you must've been in the audience then (just kidding)
Morty from Rick and Morty came to life... IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂
Was tempted not to click cause the title just sounded stupid, but this set slaps 👍
Lmao that's the only reason I clicked and was mad disappointed
Found a new Comedy gem.
It's gonna be a good 3 days.
Good set. Very nice. I enjoyed it.
"Sex is boring for me because I'm a genius" Lmao its so witty
Or Asexual
This was insanely funny dawg
This literally just puts you in a smiling confusion
He is a perfect mixture of filthy frank and Pete Davidson or am i tripping.
Pretty much
Tripping
Bro this guy just improvised the whole scene 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is such a good set!!! Can't wait to see more from him soon
Is no one gonna talk about the random high five he gives at the end. It was like a “my mannn” high five
It wasn't random. It was like, AmIright? And made that person cosign the concept of fucking your own mom like a thing it's cool to be into. It was part of the joke.
@@manny4mayor 11 people agreed with that idiotic statement
I feel like this guy gets way more action than you'd think at first glance....
Jules D 👈🏽 closeted
Maybe somw women love men on tv
Jules D damn bro, we can see you’re out here struggling. 😂😂😂
Yes.
@@nvm7438 .... Yeah, you're definitely a closeted homosexual.... come out into the light. Stop hating yourself
Every set up had me ready to laugh and then i realised I'm not in a middle school lunch room
The spaghetti line fucking killed me lmao