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  • @TEBerrigan
    @TEBerrigan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5116

    Guarantee the woman at the end went home and made a huge Facebook post about how she stepped in and saved the day

    • @marilynalvarez9951
      @marilynalvarez9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I thought that too, would love to see that story "I Karen the mighty with my selfless 2.00 in hand went in and saved the day"

    • @phreakout93
      @phreakout93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ooh you know it!

    • @joshuacesaro9563
      @joshuacesaro9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Lmao, nah she didn’t. She went home and typed a strongly worded Yelp review.

    • @onealja61
      @onealja61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      100%

    • @bonnieswenson9925
      @bonnieswenson9925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      She carries a deck of victim cards.
      I always carry Trump cards.

  • @tonination134
    @tonination134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4940

    I like how Karen made everybody hate her more than the theif

    • @nomeara2187
      @nomeara2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      “I” before “e” except after “c” my friend. 👍✔️

    • @Seraxphae
      @Seraxphae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@nomeara2187 you had to be that one person huh.

    • @speedygee6396
      @speedygee6396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@nomeara2187 WHAT!?

    • @demitriosvekkf.z.7768
      @demitriosvekkf.z.7768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      never knew that grammar rule! thanks lol

    • @revettefarrow4111
      @revettefarrow4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nomeara2187 I Swear I Was About To Say That Lol😂😂😂😂

  • @rustyshackleford8473
    @rustyshackleford8473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2374

    "tHeY ObVIoUSly ThOUgHt tHeY PaID fOr It!"
    ...oh Karen. Never change.

    • @beanie.alt.acc.
      @beanie.alt.acc. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oK

    • @SpywareEverywhere
      @SpywareEverywhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Then she paid for it at the end. This video is a perfect example of America 2021.

    • @watson1zt
      @watson1zt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Socialismmmmmm here we come

    • @SuperEggsNBacon
      @SuperEggsNBacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@watson1ztbe quiet goon

    • @knightarcane4920
      @knightarcane4920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@SuperEggsNBacon you must not pay very close attention to the world eh? Lol

  • @beemelonhead1
    @beemelonhead1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    No innocent person would offer to pay for something they didn't steal. That was his confession... also, Karens never cease to amaze me with their behavior. 😆

    • @willissudweeks1050
      @willissudweeks1050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah for real I’d insist they pulled the cameras.

    • @davelowets
      @davelowets 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He never did offer to pay for it.

    • @davelowets
      @davelowets 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willissudweeks1050 You one of those kind of thieves, that won't admit it until there is 100% proof that you did it? That's pathetic.

    • @oltribgaming2839
      @oltribgaming2839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prismo I wish for a sandwich

    • @jburg636
      @jburg636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@davelowets He was saying if he was innocent that would be his reaction rather than offering to pay for it…

  • @wawatchdog89
    @wawatchdog89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3094

    LOL Karen's can smell an argument from over a mile away.

    • @corksoaker4934
      @corksoaker4934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Stfu with the Karen comments, not funny anymore

    • @sandib4234
      @sandib4234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@corksoaker4934 I AGREE!!

    • @Kosmopoli
      @Kosmopoli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@corksoaker4934 Stfu with the Karen comments are not funny anymore. It's not funny anymore!

    • @thegiftedseer6764
      @thegiftedseer6764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Kosmopoli 😂😂😂😂

    • @mctapper6172
      @mctapper6172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kosmopoli boyz we found another lmao

  • @CodeRedDamax
    @CodeRedDamax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    “The Police aren’t going to do shit!”
    Truer words have never been spoken

    • @myfinalsmash6907
      @myfinalsmash6907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That boy jack

    • @icummins1806
      @icummins1806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Unless its drugs all the cops would be in the plot

    • @DorianTMChannel
      @DorianTMChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well they have the camera footage so yes they would do "shit."

    • @Kr-lb7cg
      @Kr-lb7cg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@DorianTMChannel it’s a 2$ drink all that would happen is he’d get a citation and trespassed which he’d probably break in a week

    • @DorianTMChannel
      @DorianTMChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kr-lb7cg That sounds like something to me.

  • @bertsmith734
    @bertsmith734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "call the police" LoL, that was a good one, Karen!
    "- 911 whats your emergency? - this guy just stole can of soda, - hold on sir, SWAT is on the way"

    • @TiffanyWeiland
      @TiffanyWeiland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love it! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gooshnpupp
      @gooshnpupp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And sprinkle some crack on him

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lololol im just picturing this in my head. now we gotta get some comedians to do a sketch

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think karen genuinely thought they employees were being assholes. but then after they told her what happened she was too proud to admit she was wrong so she stuck with it

    • @darryltaylor9916
      @darryltaylor9916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ..funny, that's all it takes in some towns.....this gas station attendants should get paid extra for being security.

  • @Dylanmehalcik
    @Dylanmehalcik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    0:53 the way he's standing there staring at you is fuckin hilarious 🤣

    • @foxhoundbridges4851
      @foxhoundbridges4851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hes not all there, the poor bastard.

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      he said 👀

    • @LukeA_55
      @LukeA_55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He looked like a little kid trying to hold it in 🤣

    • @cole4249
      @cole4249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tyler the creator vibes lmao

    • @UmamiPapi
      @UmamiPapi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks baked.

  • @Cash65852
    @Cash65852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2586

    "Omg a black is in trouble! Only I, Karen, can save him"

    • @Lostinstore
      @Lostinstore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Karen’s aren’t supposed to be like that

    • @f1ightju313
      @f1ightju313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@brandontruckshit689 sounds like you were raised by a few karens if you think the workers are the problem js

    • @mylifeismylife5056
      @mylifeismylife5056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@f1ightju313 water is free

    • @f1ightju313
      @f1ightju313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mylifeismylife5056 everybody gotta hustle the game is the game

    • @mylifeismylife5056
      @mylifeismylife5056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@f1ightju313 the only hustle is making it harder for the homeless.

  • @ezdzit5330
    @ezdzit5330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4058

    Lady at the end trying to get those BLM points. Lmao.

    • @hogant.551
      @hogant.551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Lol, what she really needs are IQ points.

    • @lovelypatron9269
      @lovelypatron9269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lucyfur wow.

    • @-amoureuse-9489
      @-amoureuse-9489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Ppl like that is so annoying

    • @micahmercer1608
      @micahmercer1608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Lmao that was her slavery reparations 😂

    • @seanlangan3684
      @seanlangan3684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yall are hating for her paying for it?

  • @low-keyrighteous9575
    @low-keyrighteous9575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Karen .." I've known him for 40 seconds he wouldn't do that!!! "

  • @Trepidity
    @Trepidity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Karen got her woke points in! That story will last a while.

    • @africanbeautifulgirl
      @africanbeautifulgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Woke for the wrong reason!

    • @kosog6584
      @kosog6584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Overused buzzword

    • @tarag7292
      @tarag7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's so clear that y'all don't know what a 'Karen' is, and it's embarrassing. 🤦🏿‍♀️

    • @lakojake4215
      @lakojake4215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@africanbeautifulgirl Is there ever a good reason?

    • @MannyParadisee
      @MannyParadisee ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tarag7292 you must be a Karen

  • @urmaker
    @urmaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3353

    Oh wow, a wild Karen...

    • @dalestrunk1749
      @dalestrunk1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo Urmaker! I didn’t know you watched these kinds of videos!

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they are rare

    • @t2t249
      @t2t249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Legalize Karen hunting

    • @mikeformisano764
      @mikeformisano764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quick get the pepperspray!

    • @wrench9782
      @wrench9782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Majestic

  • @np-bl7qc
    @np-bl7qc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Them cussing at the karen made my day she really thought she did something coming in there 🤣

    • @vando0
      @vando0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didnt know the word "cussing". Thanks.

    • @hardchuck1900
      @hardchuck1900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vando0 what?

    • @vando0
      @vando0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hardchuck1900 the meaning

    • @Brooner47
      @Brooner47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vando0 "cussing" is swearing or using fowl language.

    • @itzAurora_Xoxo
      @itzAurora_Xoxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So tired of reading Karen in most of these comments.

  • @The.Nasty.
    @The.Nasty. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Better passionately inject myself into a situation I known nothing about that doesn’t involve me!
    -Karen

    • @BaltimoreAndOhioRR
      @BaltimoreAndOhioRR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking she was the driver of their car. 🤔

  • @truebass44
    @truebass44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Having a thief and a Karen in the store is bad vibes all around.

  • @t2t249
    @t2t249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    “The police ain’t gonna do shit” this guy knows what he’s talking about

  • @isaiasmedina8447
    @isaiasmedina8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    The Karen was trying to be a hero🤣

    • @IanPatrickOfficial
      @IanPatrickOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Karen's are ANTI-HEROES. lol

    • @user-fz3ip3ke8p
      @user-fz3ip3ke8p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@IanPatrickOfficial yo dont do actual anti-heroes like that

    • @k.chriscaldwell4141
      @k.chriscaldwell4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Trying to redeem her hollow soul, is more like it.

    • @Momusinterra
      @Momusinterra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just bursting with virtue and desperate to exhibit it.

    • @MirageOfRuins
      @MirageOfRuins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She wanted some brownie points for sure lol.

  • @stoneharper7038
    @stoneharper7038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “If you think he’s stealing why did you let him go?”
    It’s a 2 dollar vitamin water, I’m sure the cops have 10 squad cars on their way

  • @hadayimosi
    @hadayimosi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Rumour has it that Karen-lady was a whole 5 miles away, when her Virtue Signal™activated and she still arrived, just in time.
    To this day, she still likes to remind everyone of that time she told off those two 'R-words' from the Gas station.

  • @tcap_hvpmemes5916
    @tcap_hvpmemes5916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Man bun thief: I’m the worst person on this video.
    Karen: Hold my purse!!!!!

    • @mustache2974
      @mustache2974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Karen just wanted a little attention

    • @sbrunner69
      @sbrunner69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice one blue

    • @LazyLizzy706
      @LazyLizzy706 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s “Hold my beer”, you incomplete knucklehead!

    • @sporadicchicken9188
      @sporadicchicken9188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LazyLizzy706 in this instance it’s a karen, they are not gonna be holding a beer. 😂

    • @nervoussips2622
      @nervoussips2622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sporadicchicken9188 be more like hold my wine cooler.

  • @pyrotron5953
    @pyrotron5953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    "They don't know any better" - Karen

    • @zimfan101
      @zimfan101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "They are some of my best friends" - Karen

    • @TiffanyWeiland
      @TiffanyWeiland 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zimfan101 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pistachiochipmunk
    @pistachiochipmunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love how insulted people look when they are caught stealing.

    • @itzAurora_Xoxo
      @itzAurora_Xoxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cause its embarrassing lol

    • @Raedein
      @Raedein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even more amazing when the cashier says, “We have you on camera..” and the fools still try to deny it.

  • @UofLBirdGang
    @UofLBirdGang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jack was "the person already in there droppin a big fat deuce" Gold lol

  • @judgedreddhd
    @judgedreddhd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Hahaha! That lady at the end trying to be some sort of hero rescuing that poor innocent man from being falsely accused. I hope she sees this!

    • @cheesesteakphilly
      @cheesesteakphilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She won’t care unless she gets blasted online and fired, then it’s the same old “I’m terribly sorry. That wasn’t me and I don’t know what I was thinking”.

    • @vando0
      @vando0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cheesesteakphilly her intentions were nice, but the way she acted was f*ckin unfair and annoying.

    • @VancouverCanucksRock
      @VancouverCanucksRock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stupid Wahmen being Brainwashed by the Media.

  • @Speciation
    @Speciation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    "Never miss an opportunity to virtue signal" - Karen.

    • @amberdelivered6054
      @amberdelivered6054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Cancel the Karens! This year!

    • @dustindow8991
      @dustindow8991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's what fn participation trophies are doing

    • @texasunderground8478
      @texasunderground8478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      - liberals

    • @DEVOURTHEMACHINE
      @DEVOURTHEMACHINE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah. Karen would have accused them even if they were really innocent.

    • @saberstrikes1316
      @saberstrikes1316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@texasunderground8478 lol ok. And who is the government rn?

  • @GODD_____
    @GODD_____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The fact that he stole a 2$ body armor and then spent 2$ on cheese doodles is sickening!!!! If you didn’t have the 4$ you should have went in the store lol smh

    • @xl000
      @xl000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have went? You talk like Devin nunes

    • @tbex613
      @tbex613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xl000 Ikr? It's amazing how many native English speakers have no concept of the word "gone!" 😂

    • @tbex613
      @tbex613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go, went, gone . . . I go to Harvard; I went to a party last night; I should have gone to the meeting.

  • @ridrid96
    @ridrid96 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:14 "The police ain't gonna do shit" no truer words ever spoken!!

  • @morningcontent7192
    @morningcontent7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Karen was worse than the thief.

  • @LeToastMeister
    @LeToastMeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "I didn't steal but here have the money for what I didn't take!"
    Logic

    • @devonreiff6053
      @devonreiff6053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GUILTY!

    • @jingato
      @jingato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She wasn't even with them. That's the most disturbing part

  • @Sanjay4512
    @Sanjay4512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “The Police aren’t going to do shit!”
    Truer words have never been spoken
    lol

  • @mrsox87
    @mrsox87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “They obviously thought they paid for it” yes, that old chestnut.
    Although...last year when I bought my car in all the confusion with covid regulations no one actually made me pay for it. I got home, realised, and was like “do they just take it from the deposit card?” After ringing them, worried some kid would lose his job, they send someone around with a card reader. What a strange day 😂

  • @duewhit310
    @duewhit310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "The police aint gonna do shit"
    Potential thieves: "roger that"

    • @smurphy131421
      @smurphy131421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *rubbing hands together with an evil grin

    • @theMoniasMe
      @theMoniasMe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *starts gripping hair in excitement lol jk 🤦🏻

    • @kari2030
      @kari2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mahmoudwaleed2818
      @mahmoudwaleed2818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theMoniasMe ayo das too far bro

    • @Drippinsauce556
      @Drippinsauce556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JonathanAldridge
    @JonathanAldridge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    This one is an absolute BANGER. The Karen trying to condone this shit was the cherry on top!

  • @Agoristball
    @Agoristball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a Man-bunner I think I speak for all Man-bunners when I say: We do not claim him.

    • @JohnWick-stardawg
      @JohnWick-stardawg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a man and speaking on men's behave, we don't claim/ acknowledge and/or associate with females masquerading as men with buns in their freaking hair.

    • @SamSitar99
      @SamSitar99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man-bunner? Is that what they really call themselves?!! 😂🤣

    • @Agoristball
      @Agoristball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JohnWick-stardawg you masquerade as a fictional movie character, get real.

  • @DemarcusQ
    @DemarcusQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The lady really walks in thinkin she’s a hero😂🤣🤣 you know shes still so pissed off shes gonna come up with a way to be right about. Lmfaoo

  • @BeauReviews
    @BeauReviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    WOW! We had a Karen coming to the rescue... THAT was a plot twist I wasn't expecting.

  • @Jack-zj1ug
    @Jack-zj1ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Thief scratch within seconds of looking at the counter, asking a question and dropping a big fat deuce.
    This dude raised all the flags 🚩

    • @tulip1695
      @tulip1695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Used the wrong toilet too. XD

    • @hollowtavo7612
      @hollowtavo7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      must have been high too the way he was staring at them

  • @jordanpolicicchio679
    @jordanpolicicchio679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1 Karen inserting herself in a situation to feel like she has the moral high ground, everybody knows the rules.

  • @senecaevans6156
    @senecaevans6156 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the funniest one I've seen yet 🤣 That lady minding other people's business 🤣

  • @kingpurest6279
    @kingpurest6279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "the police ain't gonna do shit" is the real tragedy here

    • @baphometh2137
      @baphometh2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I work at a motel. This be true.

    • @joheewrx5278
      @joheewrx5278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@baphometh2137 lmfaoo what does a motel have to do with this? 🤣

    • @HakuZaku
      @HakuZaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@joheewrx5278 any small business can't afford to get police to help them. Only fat cats

    • @riboflavinfolate3964
      @riboflavinfolate3964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      For a bottle of water? What exactly you expect them to do? Seriously, think about it.

    • @baphometh2137
      @baphometh2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@riboflavinfolate3964 not much. Probably nothing

  • @lyfe415
    @lyfe415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "why don't you find out what you're talking about before you say something"
    All Karens must listen to this man's advice!

    • @strider9184
      @strider9184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn good advice!

  • @orion4624
    @orion4624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This is why you get your facts straight before you run your mouth, Karen. I absolutely wish she found this video, so she can see how she felt bad for a thief. Smh.

  • @Lordhumongus
    @Lordhumongus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro.... that was the most excellent VHS fast forward sound efdect in the entire solar system. You have the most creative mind. Your songs, your commentary nicknames its all just fantastic

  • @brandenreese5985
    @brandenreese5985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Clearly he needs the body armor, just look at him.

    • @vando0
      @vando0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Who could hit this standing stick with a bullet?

    • @hellboy6661234
      @hellboy6661234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he needs a burger

    • @glennquagmire34
      @glennquagmire34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would arrest him but he is so skinny even the smallest cuffs can't fit on his stick arms

    • @mariahamato5365
      @mariahamato5365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @roshelltannen9698
      @roshelltannen9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You better stop....😅😅😅 he is a runt tho.

  • @VionInc
    @VionInc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Sorry Karen But That's Not How This Works" 😂😂😂

  • @82notchback
    @82notchback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man the fast forward noise was on point! Lmfao

  • @nic12344
    @nic12344 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That VHS fast-forward sound is perfect!
    Reminds me my youth...

  • @late_gaming
    @late_gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "look at all this money I have in my wallet from not paying for drinks" Why steal?!

    • @patriot4life450
      @patriot4life450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DEMOCRATS ARE A JOKE

    • @twinqlez
      @twinqlez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@patriot4life450 this had nothing to do with politics plus how r u gonna just assume he’s a democrat smh think before u speak

    • @knowthycell
      @knowthycell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Democrat? He don’t even look 18

    • @jayfeezal8773
      @jayfeezal8773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@patriot4life450 dude could be a trumpster

    • @mxchaeldiaz
      @mxchaeldiaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      act broke to stay rich you wouldnt understand

  • @socaljackpotscratcher3073
    @socaljackpotscratcher3073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Another behavior enabler at the end ensuring him that it's not his fault nothing will ever be his fault.

    • @shinren_
      @shinren_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whats that supposed to mean? Care to explain?

    • @tulip1695
      @tulip1695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@shinren_ means she told him his wrong actions were ok.

    • @silencedissent9120
      @silencedissent9120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Stealing soft drinks is obviously the result of systemic oppression, bigit!

    • @magua6157
      @magua6157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@shinren_ IT MEANS JOGGERS GONNA JOG TWINKY

    • @FTW54
      @FTW54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@shinren_ it means exactly what it says

  • @damienmorrow912
    @damienmorrow912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this Karen could feel drama brewing at the gas station all the way from her home. She strapped on her jetpack and immediately flew over to save this fine young gentleman from such a big mean store and the operators of that store. How dare they charge people for items they previously bought at a cheaper price to provide them to another individual at a later date, place and time.

  • @SOLDOZER
    @SOLDOZER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    COAL BURNER KAREN: "Stop accusing these innocent socially disadvantaged young men of theft!"

  • @HadennP
    @HadennP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    I never understood stealing something that's like 2 dollars

    • @mr.whiskers3283
      @mr.whiskers3283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      ikr?! but if it be 5 dollars then we talking bout stealin it

    • @NullScar
      @NullScar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      2 more dollars for weed and a bit of epinephrine release.

    • @trebloxkbaui2099
      @trebloxkbaui2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i mean you must not have been broke bf😂😂😂

    • @HadennP
      @HadennP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@trebloxkbaui2099 Im always broke

    • @toniosfilms
      @toniosfilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the only occasion i'd excuse stealing is if they frfr need it

  • @riawally5627
    @riawally5627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    0:52 That's exactly what I imagine a serial killer stalking their prey looks like

    • @jacobsnyder7689
      @jacobsnyder7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right!! That look was creepy as hell 👁

    • @kobewankenobi248
      @kobewankenobi248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @phillipssteven45
      @phillipssteven45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @riawally5627
      @riawally5627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Axocs 🤷‍♀️ could be. Imagine finding a video of yourself looking like that? Be like "No wonder evertime we smoke everybody suddenly gotta go & nobody wants me at their BBQS no mo" 👀 👀 👀

    • @The.Free.VoiceHQ
      @The.Free.VoiceHQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol you must love ID like me ahahha

  • @jungwonscactus9425
    @jungwonscactus9425 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel bad for his friend who paid for everything…it’s people like that who get you In trouble

  • @jameswheat4225
    @jameswheat4225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Karen at the end was ridiculous

  • @LuckyLucky-vd3xo
    @LuckyLucky-vd3xo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The "local authorities" must be extremely busy with all of these thieves turning themselves in.

  • @tsquirrel8675
    @tsquirrel8675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    And here I thought the thieves learned their lesson and stopped stealing from your store since we havent see any new videos. Guess I was wrong😂

    • @boredomFace
      @boredomFace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

    • @X150t
      @X150t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that'll never happen

    • @CreativityBM21
      @CreativityBM21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks old, didn’t see anyone with a mask

    • @lispyhipster
      @lispyhipster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CreativityBM21 still had the guard up around the registers tho

    • @chillmushroom6016
      @chillmushroom6016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CreativityBM21 0:59 lady wearing mask

  • @TypicalToyReviews
    @TypicalToyReviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly the best part about these is the transition from the CCTV footage to the HD cellphone footage of the perp "If you know this thief" lol

  • @p0tatojay22
    @p0tatojay22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The true villain here is the karen not minding her own business

  • @jayfiverridesusa
    @jayfiverridesusa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "Its not his fault, it's the systems fault!"
    -Karen

    • @turnupthewhat4583
      @turnupthewhat4583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Legend says she slept with him the same night

    • @HelpMeFindTheseSongs
      @HelpMeFindTheseSongs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@turnupthewhat4583 The BBC is irresistible to Karens. She belongs to the streets now.

    • @josecarranza7555
      @josecarranza7555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He was oppressed and took the water.

    • @luvrjac
      @luvrjac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      She probably has “blm” in her bio for social media 💀

    • @MrTassadarzo
      @MrTassadarzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@luvrjac And her pronouns.

  • @sixtyfiveford
    @sixtyfiveford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Deucein in the ladies room... Epic!

    • @BlaubartMT
      @BlaubartMT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Jay Bee In other words, all you have to do is be willing to compromise your integrity. No thanks...

    • @APersonNamedAnimal
      @APersonNamedAnimal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To be fair, it’s just a bathroom and it’s not one of those multi stall ones.

    • @APersonNamedAnimal
      @APersonNamedAnimal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jay Bee I’m just assuming because it has the lock on it.

    • @ZafroSoundz
      @ZafroSoundz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Always wondered how you spelt shit in american

    • @MichelleLM88
      @MichelleLM88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm a female that will go on the men's single occupant room especially when I really got to go. I figure the store would probably prefer me going there then piddling (or deucin') on their sales floor 🤷‍♂️.
      I mean I could do a survey.

  • @k-fyebeatz5810
    @k-fyebeatz5810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Alliteration on the title 😆 🤣

  • @krispytoo12
    @krispytoo12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fast forward sound effects had me rolling!!!🤣😂

  • @AzoEditing
    @AzoEditing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    wait who tf is that lady LMAO she just gets involved for no reason xD

    • @bneshel1514
      @bneshel1514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      karen

    • @harrison777ify2
      @harrison777ify2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotta virtue signal when you get the chance

    • @user23724
      @user23724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A BLM social justice warrior in the wild.

    • @Timurisoverhere
      @Timurisoverhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought she was the manager of the store or something

    • @-amoureuse-9489
      @-amoureuse-9489 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She wants BLM points

  • @xrg9355
    @xrg9355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    If it weren’t for the cameras this would be all over the news

    • @mystic2982
      @mystic2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No it wouldn't. Because there wouldn't be any cameras, what are they gonna show on the news?

    • @prisonmike4126
      @prisonmike4126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol what??

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah. its not like he died man

    • @baltimorefan5642
      @baltimorefan5642 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mystic2982 Think he meant store cameras

    • @mystic2982
      @mystic2982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baltimorefan5642 How does that change anything lmao if the store cameras are not there what will they show on the news? cartoon animation?

  • @llamamama7015
    @llamamama7015 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    favorite video straight to the point with extra suspense after jack comes in after confronting the perpetrator

  • @BigRockyD
    @BigRockyD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omfg the fast forward sounds lmao

  • @MmaSmarty87
    @MmaSmarty87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    And suddenly a Karen appeared to pay for the thief.....WTF???

    • @silencedissent9120
      @silencedissent9120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tv news is a helluva drug

    • @GuyFromTheSouth
      @GuyFromTheSouth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because he was bIack and she sleeps good at night knowing shes sooo unracist

    • @cheesesteakphilly
      @cheesesteakphilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I assume Karen was close by and heard the shouting. When the workers went inside, she spoke to the thief and he said they accused him of stealing.

  • @Nick210
    @Nick210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Karens are omnipresent

  • @firstflight357
    @firstflight357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everything about this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣, the commentary is crazy.

  • @peteranserin3708
    @peteranserin3708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Only a fuckin thief would pay for another thief they don't even know.

  • @daniosan84
    @daniosan84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    there is always a Karen waiting around the corner to get involved!

  • @Bandstand
    @Bandstand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Here we go again...

  • @mikearmstrongjr1515
    @mikearmstrongjr1515 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Sorry Karen but that’s not how this works!” was the icing on the cake fore this video.

  • @kaa199270
    @kaa199270 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Karen at the end was random af lol

  • @ClassicGuy57
    @ClassicGuy57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Loved how Jack Merrius Meridius Maximus told the Karen off! Damn Karen’s!! Thank you so much JMMM for telling her off!

    • @tulip1695
      @tulip1695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2:52. Karen. Door. 0.0

    • @commonsense3055
      @commonsense3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, Jack Merrius Gluteus Maximus told her off like a boss

  • @daffyduck5323
    @daffyduck5323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You did a great deed this day. You gave this woman's life a sense of meaning and purpose.

  • @thetruthfrmtx
    @thetruthfrmtx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't blame him, those body armors are legit.

  • @Joesworldttv
    @Joesworldttv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the dumb thief just stands in front of the camera like its not even there.

  • @DaveChoppaa
    @DaveChoppaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I like how he insults everyone equally

  • @CourageToGroww
    @CourageToGroww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    'A random Karen appears!"
    "Random Karen uses SJW verbal diarrhea!"
    "It's ineffective"
    "Random Karen flees"

    • @tulip1695
      @tulip1695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2:52

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Karen realises she's losing the argument with the manager and there's no corperate to complain to, she has no power here.

    • @hogant.551
      @hogant.551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wetlettuce4768 Lol.

  • @soulshiesty8186
    @soulshiesty8186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh said " BLAHSHSHAHHAHAHA BABHHHHHAHHAHA AHHHHHHHHH BAJAHHSHA" LMAO 🤣

  • @JW-28
    @JW-28 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Karen at the end was an unexpected treat.

  • @delanuma5
    @delanuma5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “yes i’d like to report a robbery”
    “what was stolen?”
    “a singular bottle of juice”
    *dial tone*

  • @xer0x844
    @xer0x844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    To be honest, sometimes I feel like people rob this place just to give him some content 😂

    • @dablocishot77
      @dablocishot77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont thinks its always the same gas stations he commentates over.

    • @t1m67
      @t1m67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dablocishot77 it is

    • @Mixmasala218
      @Mixmasala218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@t1m67 is he working there?

    • @Mixmasala218
      @Mixmasala218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dablocishot77 it looks like the same gas station

    • @t1m67
      @t1m67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mixmasala218 yes he works there it’s logic how would he get cameras ???

  • @Miss_Cherry
    @Miss_Cherry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Mr man bun" why does that tickle my fancy? 😆

  • @gregorysampson8759
    @gregorysampson8759 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    No crime if all business were like this.
    Videos = game changer

  • @SOFLBOY
    @SOFLBOY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Karen doesn’t have anything going on in her life so she needs to get involved 🤣

  • @beb38138
    @beb38138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The best notification you have received all day...

  • @Pro-Deo
    @Pro-Deo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bandit not only looks much like Judas from the original Jesus Christ Superstar- he nailed the role too haha

  • @Josh_LS7
    @Josh_LS7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol when that Karen tryna defend that thief the employees started to scream at her 😂😂😂 4:04

  • @StELOT
    @StELOT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    lololololo. The ONE day Karen decides to become a good samaritan **wheel of fortune bankruptcy sound**

  • @judgedreddhd
    @judgedreddhd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    We need more people like the good people at gas station encounters in the world.

  • @ThatDavisLove
    @ThatDavisLove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its always the commentary for me😂

  • @wrld1227
    @wrld1227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This dude goin wild over a water bro 😂😂😂

  • @pocketducks890
    @pocketducks890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Karen had to pay for the boys drinks, they were just doing their studies and headed to the library

    • @MmaSmarty87
      @MmaSmarty87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bet she is their "home school" teacher...cant wait to get home and study BRAZZERS

  • @WATCH-IT-BUSTER
    @WATCH-IT-BUSTER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Why is Karen paying???

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fuck knows and I need to

    • @k.chriscaldwell4141
      @k.chriscaldwell4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's her function in the Jogger-Karen relation ship: Credit-Mama pays for the cell phone, rent, electrics bill, bail, and, it seems, for that which is stolen.

    • @williamnoll7935
      @williamnoll7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She believes -another- criminal is being setup for police action, and she's trying to be the hero to save the boys by compensating the store for the 'accused' loss

    • @WATCH-IT-BUSTER
      @WATCH-IT-BUSTER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@williamnoll7935 She doesn't know the truth about what happened so she should mind her own business.... WE can SEE by the video SHE'S WRONG.

    • @williamnoll7935
      @williamnoll7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WATCH-IT-BUSTER Not disputing that, trying to explain 'her' actions, as the OP requested...

  • @getchasome6230
    @getchasome6230 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her- "WHY DIDNT YOU CALL THE POLICE??"
    Me- "uhhhh ok" *picks up phone*

  • @TrillMatic187
    @TrillMatic187 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Karen didn’t even know why she was mad lmfao, she really thought she did something that day 😭