She won’t care unless she gets blasted online and fired, then it’s the same old “I’m terribly sorry. That wasn’t me and I don’t know what I was thinking”.
No innocent person would offer to pay for something they didn't steal. That was his confession... also, Karens never cease to amaze me with their behavior. 😆
i think karen genuinely thought they employees were being assholes. but then after they told her what happened she was too proud to admit she was wrong so she stuck with it
I'm a female that will go on the men's single occupant room especially when I really got to go. I figure the store would probably prefer me going there then piddling (or deucin') on their sales floor 🤷♂️. I mean I could do a survey.
Bro.... that was the most excellent VHS fast forward sound efdect in the entire solar system. You have the most creative mind. Your songs, your commentary nicknames its all just fantastic
Rumour has it that Karen-lady was a whole 5 miles away, when her Virtue Signal™activated and she still arrived, just in time. To this day, she still likes to remind everyone of that time she told off those two 'R-words' from the Gas station.
@@Axocs 🤷♀️ could be. Imagine finding a video of yourself looking like that? Be like "No wonder evertime we smoke everybody suddenly gotta go & nobody wants me at their BBQS no mo" 👀 👀 👀
“They obviously thought they paid for it” yes, that old chestnut. Although...last year when I bought my car in all the confusion with covid regulations no one actually made me pay for it. I got home, realised, and was like “do they just take it from the deposit card?” After ringing them, worried some kid would lose his job, they send someone around with a card reader. What a strange day 😂
@@homerfry9234 I ran a successful deli; made over 12,000 sandwiches every summer for 25 years; I can no longer hold my head up in polite society because I put two slices of cheese while this badass gas station put three on theirs!
Big DBZ fan here. Just became a bigger fan of your channel because of your logos. Specifically how hard I laughed at Piccolo filling up his car. Happy he finally passed his drivers test. Cheers bud. Great videos.
That's her function in the Jogger-Karen relation ship: Credit-Mama pays for the cell phone, rent, electrics bill, bail, and, it seems, for that which is stolen.
She believes -another- criminal is being setup for police action, and she's trying to be the hero to save the boys by compensating the store for the 'accused' loss
Just found you recently, but I HAVE to say my FAVORITE part so far is the FF sound effects!! 🤣🤣😂😂😆😆 The first time I heard it I didn't know if we were fast forwarding or declaring Jihad!! 😆😆
He needs to start asking viewers to find their social media @s so he can start posting them on his videos so we can flame most of them😂😂tell them they are wanted
God, as someone who works at a gas station this stuff heals my soul. Unfortunately our store had a big corporate overload that doesn't allow for calling out shitheads.
Guarantee the woman at the end went home and made a huge Facebook post about how she stepped in and saved the day
I thought that too, would love to see that story "I Karen the mighty with my selfless 2.00 in hand went in and saved the day"
Ooh you know it!
Lmao, nah she didn’t. She went home and typed a strongly worded Yelp review.
100%
She carries a deck of victim cards.
I always carry Trump cards.
I like how Karen made everybody hate her more than the theif
“I” before “e” except after “c” my friend. 👍✔️
@@nomeara2187 you had to be that one person huh.
@@nomeara2187 WHAT!?
never knew that grammar rule! thanks lol
@@nomeara2187 I Swear I Was About To Say That Lol😂😂😂😂
Them cussing at the karen made my day she really thought she did something coming in there 🤣
I didnt know the word "cussing". Thanks.
@@vando0 what?
@@hardchuck1900 the meaning
@@vando0 "cussing" is swearing or using fowl language.
So tired of reading Karen in most of these comments.
"tHeY ObVIoUSly ThOUgHt tHeY PaID fOr It!"
...oh Karen. Never change.
oK
Then she paid for it at the end. This video is a perfect example of America 2021.
Socialismmmmmm here we come
@@watson1ztbe quiet goon
@@SuperEggsNBacon you must not pay very close attention to the world eh? Lol
“The Police aren’t going to do shit!”
Truer words have never been spoken
That boy jack
Unless its drugs all the cops would be in the plot
Well they have the camera footage so yes they would do "shit."
@@DorianTMChannel it’s a 2$ drink all that would happen is he’d get a citation and trespassed which he’d probably break in a week
@@Kr-lb7cg That sounds like something to me.
Hahaha! That lady at the end trying to be some sort of hero rescuing that poor innocent man from being falsely accused. I hope she sees this!
She won’t care unless she gets blasted online and fired, then it’s the same old “I’m terribly sorry. That wasn’t me and I don’t know what I was thinking”.
@@cheesesteakphilly her intentions were nice, but the way she acted was f*ckin unfair and annoying.
Stupid Wahmen being Brainwashed by the Media.
LOL Karen's can smell an argument from over a mile away.
Stfu with the Karen comments, not funny anymore
@@corksoaker4934 I AGREE!!
@@corksoaker4934 Stfu with the Karen comments are not funny anymore. It's not funny anymore!
@@Kosmopoli 😂😂😂😂
@@Kosmopoli boyz we found another lmao
No innocent person would offer to pay for something they didn't steal. That was his confession... also, Karens never cease to amaze me with their behavior. 😆
Yeah for real I’d insist they pulled the cameras.
He never did offer to pay for it.
@@willissudweeks1050 You one of those kind of thieves, that won't admit it until there is 100% proof that you did it? That's pathetic.
Prismo I wish for a sandwich
@@davelowets He was saying if he was innocent that would be his reaction rather than offering to pay for it…
Oh wow, a wild Karen...
Yo Urmaker! I didn’t know you watched these kinds of videos!
they are rare
Legalize Karen hunting
Quick get the pepperspray!
Majestic
Man bun thief: I’m the worst person on this video.
Karen: Hold my purse!!!!!
Karen just wanted a little attention
Nice one blue
It’s “Hold my beer”, you incomplete knucklehead!
@@LazyLizzy706 in this instance it’s a karen, they are not gonna be holding a beer. 😂
@@sporadicchicken9188 be more like hold my wine cooler.
"They don't know any better" - Karen
"They are some of my best friends" - Karen
@@THEMarcusAurelius1 🤣🤣🤣
"call the police" LoL, that was a good one, Karen!
"- 911 whats your emergency? - this guy just stole can of soda, - hold on sir, SWAT is on the way"
Love it! 🤣🤣🤣
And sprinkle some crack on him
lololol im just picturing this in my head. now we gotta get some comedians to do a sketch
i think karen genuinely thought they employees were being assholes. but then after they told her what happened she was too proud to admit she was wrong so she stuck with it
..funny, that's all it takes in some towns.....this gas station attendants should get paid extra for being security.
Lady at the end trying to get those BLM points. Lmao.
Lol, what she really needs are IQ points.
@Lucyfur wow.
Ppl like that is so annoying
Lmao that was her slavery reparations 😂
yall are hating for her paying for it?
"I didn't steal but here have the money for what I didn't take!"
Logic
GUILTY!
She wasn't even with them. That's the most disturbing part
0:53 the way he's standing there staring at you is fuckin hilarious 🤣
hes not all there, the poor bastard.
he said 👀
He looked like a little kid trying to hold it in 🤣
Tyler the creator vibes lmao
Looks baked.
This one is an absolute BANGER. The Karen trying to condone this shit was the cherry on top!
“The police ain’t gonna do shit” this guy knows what he’s talking about
Underrated comment
Why won't they?
@@xavisolis2115cuzz they lazy
Yes they will
They’ll file a report but who knows if any action will be taken
The Karen was trying to be a hero🤣
Karen's are ANTI-HEROES. lol
@@IanPatrickOfficial yo dont do actual anti-heroes like that
Trying to redeem her hollow soul, is more like it.
Just bursting with virtue and desperate to exhibit it.
She wanted some brownie points for sure lol.
Karen .." I've known him for 40 seconds he wouldn't do that!!! "
Thief scratch within seconds of looking at the counter, asking a question and dropping a big fat deuce.
This dude raised all the flags 🚩
Used the wrong toilet too. XD
must have been high too the way he was staring at them
WOW! We had a Karen coming to the rescue... THAT was a plot twist I wasn't expecting.
Please don't judge?
@@DanielBrosman08211986 how are they judging?
@@DanielBrosman08211986 Why not judge?
@@DanielBrosman08211986 please shut your mouth
loooooooooooool
"The police aint gonna do shit"
Potential thieves: "roger that"
*rubbing hands together with an evil grin
*starts gripping hair in excitement lol jk 🤦🏻
😂😂😂😂😂
@@Monstor96-i4b ayo das too far bro
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Karen got her woke points in! That story will last a while.
Woke for the wrong reason!
Overused buzzword
It's so clear that y'all don't know what a 'Karen' is, and it's embarrassing. 🤦🏿♀️
@@africanbeautifulgirl Is there ever a good reason?
@@tarag7292 you must be a Karen
"Never miss an opportunity to virtue signal" - Karen.
Cancel the Karens! This year!
That's what fn participation trophies are doing
- liberals
Nah. Karen would have accused them even if they were really innocent.
@@texasunderground8478 lol ok. And who is the government rn?
Deucein in the ladies room... Epic!
@Jay Bee In other words, all you have to do is be willing to compromise your integrity. No thanks...
To be fair, it’s just a bathroom and it’s not one of those multi stall ones.
@Jay Bee I’m just assuming because it has the lock on it.
Always wondered how you spelt shit in american
I'm a female that will go on the men's single occupant room especially when I really got to go. I figure the store would probably prefer me going there then piddling (or deucin') on their sales floor 🤷♂️.
I mean I could do a survey.
"why don't you find out what you're talking about before you say something"
All Karens must listen to this man's advice!
Damn good advice!
Better passionately inject myself into a situation I known nothing about that doesn’t involve me!
-Karen
I was thinking she was the driver of their car. 🤔
Clearly he needs the body armor, just look at him.
Who could hit this standing stick with a bullet?
he needs a burger
I would arrest him but he is so skinny even the smallest cuffs can't fit on his stick arms
.
You better stop....😅😅😅 he is a runt tho.
"look at all this money I have in my wallet from not paying for drinks" Why steal?!
DEMOCRATS ARE A JOKE
@@patriot4life450 this had nothing to do with politics plus how r u gonna just assume he’s a democrat smh think before u speak
Democrat? He don’t even look 18
@@patriot4life450 dude could be a trumpster
act broke to stay rich you wouldnt understand
The "local authorities" must be extremely busy with all of these thieves turning themselves in.
Bro.... that was the most excellent VHS fast forward sound efdect in the entire solar system. You have the most creative mind. Your songs, your commentary nicknames its all just fantastic
Karen was worse than the thief.
Imagine simping for someone else especially someone who's a jogger theif
Than*
Then the guy, what? Finish your sentence.
@@-....--.... He was a good boy!
@@-....--.... simping?
"Sorry Karen But That's Not How This Works" 😂😂😂
You did a great deed this day. You gave this woman's life a sense of meaning and purpose.
Having a thief and a Karen in the store is bad vibes all around.
And here I thought the thieves learned their lesson and stopped stealing from your store since we havent see any new videos. Guess I was wrong😂
Fr
that'll never happen
Looks old, didn’t see anyone with a mask
@@CreativityBM21 still had the guard up around the registers tho
@@CreativityBM21 0:59 lady wearing mask
"the police ain't gonna do shit" is the real tragedy here
I work at a motel. This be true.
@@baphometh2137 lmfaoo what does a motel have to do with this? 🤣
@@joheewrx5278 any small business can't afford to get police to help them. Only fat cats
For a bottle of water? What exactly you expect them to do? Seriously, think about it.
@@riboflavinfolate3964 not much. Probably nothing
The best notification you have received all day...
For real!
Always
It really was.
“If you think he’s stealing why did you let him go?”
It’s a 2 dollar vitamin water, I’m sure the cops have 10 squad cars on their way
Another behavior enabler at the end ensuring him that it's not his fault nothing will ever be his fault.
Whats that supposed to mean? Care to explain?
@@shinren_ means she told him his wrong actions were ok.
Stealing soft drinks is obviously the result of systemic oppression, bigit!
@@shinren_ IT MEANS JOGGERS GONNA JOG TWINKY
@@shinren_ it means exactly what it says
I never understood stealing something that's like 2 dollars
ikr?! but if it be 5 dollars then we talking bout stealin it
2 more dollars for weed and a bit of epinephrine release.
i mean you must not have been broke bf😂😂😂
@@trebloxkbaui2099 Im always broke
the only occasion i'd excuse stealing is if they frfr need it
wait who tf is that lady LMAO she just gets involved for no reason xD
karen
Gotta virtue signal when you get the chance
A BLM social justice warrior in the wild.
I thought she was the manager of the store or something
She wants BLM points
Rumour has it that Karen-lady was a whole 5 miles away, when her Virtue Signal™activated and she still arrived, just in time.
To this day, she still likes to remind everyone of that time she told off those two 'R-words' from the Gas station.
0:52 That's exactly what I imagine a serial killer stalking their prey looks like
Right!! That look was creepy as hell 👁
😂😂😂
Lmao
@@Axocs 🤷♀️ could be. Imagine finding a video of yourself looking like that? Be like "No wonder evertime we smoke everybody suddenly gotta go & nobody wants me at their BBQS no mo" 👀 👀 👀
Lol you must love ID like me ahahha
If it weren’t for the cameras this would be all over the news
No it wouldn't. Because there wouldn't be any cameras, what are they gonna show on the news?
Lol what??
nah. its not like he died man
@@mystic2982 Think he meant store cameras
@@baltimorefan5642 How does that change anything lmao if the store cameras are not there what will they show on the news? cartoon animation?
I like how he insults everyone equally
This is the funniest one I've seen yet 🤣 That lady minding other people's business 🤣
Karens are omnipresent
sadly
We need more people like the good people at gas station encounters in the world.
Here we go again...
Lol
Pog
came to the comments to say that
Aw shit
noice
4:14 "The police ain't gonna do shit" no truer words ever spoken!!
Loved how Jack Merrius Meridius Maximus told the Karen off! Damn Karen’s!! Thank you so much JMMM for telling her off!
2:52. Karen. Door. 0.0
Yes, Jack Merrius Gluteus Maximus told her off like a boss
"Its not his fault, it's the systems fault!"
-Karen
Legend says she slept with him the same night
@@turnupthewhat4583 The BBC is irresistible to Karens. She belongs to the streets now.
He was oppressed and took the water.
She probably has “blm” in her bio for social media 💀
@@luvrjac And her pronouns.
there is always a Karen waiting around the corner to get involved!
“They obviously thought they paid for it” yes, that old chestnut.
Although...last year when I bought my car in all the confusion with covid regulations no one actually made me pay for it. I got home, realised, and was like “do they just take it from the deposit card?” After ringing them, worried some kid would lose his job, they send someone around with a card reader. What a strange day 😂
I was. Laughing when he said Mr. man bun😂 and he sounded like a turkey 🤣
And suddenly a Karen appeared to pay for the thief.....WTF???
Tv news is a helluva drug
Because he was bIack and she sleeps good at night knowing shes sooo unracist
I assume Karen was close by and heard the shouting. When the workers went inside, she spoke to the thief and he said they accused him of stealing.
To be honest, sometimes I feel like people rob this place just to give him some content 😂
I dont thinks its always the same gas stations he commentates over.
@@dablocishot77 it is
@@t1m67 is he working there?
@@dablocishot77 it looks like the same gas station
@@theshyevelyn yes he works there it’s logic how would he get cameras ???
Jack was "the person already in there droppin a big fat deuce" Gold lol
We got a look up at the counter, thief question, deuce drop a Karen and a she gone!! But no mention of those delicious sandwiches made fresh daily!!
deuce drop 0 Karen lmao
@@openphoto How many slices of cheese?
@@homerfry9234 I ran a successful deli; made over 12,000 sandwiches every summer for 25 years; I can no longer hold my head up in polite society because I put two slices of cheese while this badass gas station put three on theirs!
@@homerfry9234 3.
well i was thinking of buying those delicious sandwiches but since i didn't get a update on them i can't now
GREATEST fast forward sound effect EVER!!!!
It's so annoyyingg
lololololo. The ONE day Karen decides to become a good samaritan **wheel of fortune bankruptcy sound**
I love how insulted people look when they are caught stealing.
Cause its embarrassing lol
Even more amazing when the cashier says, “We have you on camera..” and the fools still try to deny it.
that home made fast forwarding sound effect he makes gets me EVERY time LOL
"Omg a black is in trouble! Only I, Karen, can save him"
Karen’s aren’t supposed to be like that
@@brandontruckshit689 sounds like you were raised by a few karens if you think the workers are the problem js
@@f1ightju313 water is free
@@mylifeismylife5056 everybody gotta hustle the game is the game
@@f1ightju313 the only hustle is making it harder for the homeless.
“yes i’d like to report a robbery”
“what was stolen?”
“a singular bottle of juice”
*dial tone*
Your commentaries are spot on and hilarious 🤣
It sucks that it's 2021 and some people prefer to be losers and steal😑
Much love from Canada🇨🇦
That VHS fast-forward sound is perfect!
Reminds me my youth...
'A random Karen appears!"
"Random Karen uses SJW verbal diarrhea!"
"It's ineffective"
"Random Karen flees"
2:52
Karen realises she's losing the argument with the manager and there's no corperate to complain to, she has no power here.
@@wetlettuce4768 Lol.
Unbeknownst to Maximus he activated the thief's Trap Card...Wild Karen!!!!
Karen doesn’t have anything going on in her life so she needs to get involved 🤣
favorite video straight to the point with extra suspense after jack comes in after confronting the perpetrator
I just start crackin up when he says if "you know this thief" mysterious music in the background 😭😭😭😭😭 great content 👍🏼
Go through some of the older videos. Thieves regularly get identified in the comments.
🤣😂 The Dollar General in my Area gets hit Hard by Youngsters like Him...
As you can see the Karen blended in with the habitat, with the ability to use different hair styles to deter predators at first sight
Big DBZ fan here. Just became a bigger fan of your channel because of your logos. Specifically how hard I laughed at Piccolo filling up his car. Happy he finally passed his drivers test. Cheers bud. Great videos.
Karen had to pay for the boys drinks, they were just doing their studies and headed to the library
Bet she is their "home school" teacher...cant wait to get home and study BRAZZERS
Why is Karen paying???
Fuck knows and I need to
That's her function in the Jogger-Karen relation ship: Credit-Mama pays for the cell phone, rent, electrics bill, bail, and, it seems, for that which is stolen.
She believes -another- criminal is being setup for police action, and she's trying to be the hero to save the boys by compensating the store for the 'accused' loss
@@williamnoll7935 She doesn't know the truth about what happened so she should mind her own business.... WE can SEE by the video SHE'S WRONG.
@@WATCH-IT-BUSTER Not disputing that, trying to explain 'her' actions, as the OP requested...
Ah yeah! Always a good day when GSE uploads!
Just found you recently, but I HAVE to say my FAVORITE part so far is the FF sound effects!! 🤣🤣😂😂😆😆 The first time I heard it I didn't know if we were fast forwarding or declaring Jihad!! 😆😆
Grandma approved
Thanks
I think im only gonna start watching things approved by you grandma Ashley
@@ckchatta369 pog
That Karen at the end swears she did something🤣
Everytime I walk in the store the narrator voice is always in my head when I touch something 🤣🤣
Everything about this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣, the commentary is crazy.
OH MAN JAXIMUS ALWAYS BE FORGETTING THE RECORD BUTTON
He needed "body armor" those arms look more skinny then civil war musket
Lmfao🍄🍄🍄✌️
He needs to start asking viewers to find their social media @s so he can start posting them on his videos so we can flame most of them😂😂tell them they are wanted
Yes that is a very good Idea tell them that Jesus wants them
The lady really walks in thinkin she’s a hero😂🤣🤣 you know shes still so pissed off shes gonna come up with a way to be right about. Lmfaoo
Hero Karen will one day enter the wrong situation and get dealt with.
“The Police aren’t going to do shit!”
Truer words have never been spoken
lol
I really hope Karen reads these comments.
The fast forward sound effects had me rolling!!!🤣😂
BRO LMAO Why was he standing there looking at u guys like that Holy Shit :'D
God, as someone who works at a gas station this stuff heals my soul. Unfortunately our store had a big corporate overload that doesn't allow for calling out shitheads.
Man the fast forward noise was on point! Lmfao
Wow you did a cameo in your own vid. Nice to see what the narrator looks like. Wonder if there's a TH-cam award for best performance.
Holy shit that Karen at the end pissed me off so much...
Yup the thief pissed me off less
Seriously though . How can someone just blindly take a side on an issue like that . That was so cringy
The first verification you needed was he offered to pay for it.
Right.
The non verbal statement bc he knew it would be more difficult to deny it with words
He's going to need real body armor if he sticks with his stealing ways.
Honestly the best part about these is the transition from the CCTV footage to the HD cellphone footage of the perp "If you know this thief" lol