The Passion of the Christ - The Cinema Snob & Nostalgia Critic

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  • The Nostalgia Critic and The Cinema Snob review The Passion of the Christ, and also join Santa Christ on a journey through North Jerusalem.
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  • @dannytheman1313
    @dannytheman1313 8 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    holy crap this may be too much to handle you guys have finally gone to far I mean shaving Doug's beard you guys are insane.

    • @dannytheman1313
      @dannytheman1313 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Luigi rocks the facial hair not as prominent as his brother but its there.

    • @Takisan111
      @Takisan111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +dannytheman1313 He also needed it gone for his Children of the Corn review

    • @EKOddLink
      @EKOddLink 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +dannytheman1313 well look at the Godzilla 1998 review

    • @akaony
      @akaony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +dannytheman1313 don't you dare mock him, he suffered for our reviews

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Takisan111 He's never needed it gone before. Remember his Tommy Wiseau sketch?

  • @d-brothers3112
    @d-brothers3112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Imagine walking through the park and seeing Mario and Luigi being filmed whipping Santa Claus

    • @RockerMicke1
      @RockerMicke1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "christ'"

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I dream of this every day

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'll even take santa whipping Mario and Luigi

    • @mikeyfn-a6684
      @mikeyfn-a6684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine that scenario with a head full of lsd or shrooms 😃😳😱

    • @vicentehizon6202
      @vicentehizon6202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually, it’s Santa Christ.

  • @savedgirl309
    @savedgirl309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The one moment in the film that actually moved me was Mary's flashback to comforting young Jesus. The helplessness she must feel seeing the abuse of her son, and not being able to do anything about it. Maybe it's corny, but it stirred empathy in me.

  • @Lowlightt
    @Lowlightt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    So The Passion of the Christ was about Jesus and was the highest grossing R rated film of all time. Then Deadpool came out and became the Highest grossing R rated film of all time.... does that mean Deadpool is the second coming of jesus?

    • @jonathanbethards3689
      @jonathanbethards3689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That means you're an objectively bad person if you didn't like Deadpool.

    • @gnomesaiyan1680
      @gnomesaiyan1680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, given the introduction of time travel, who's to say Deadpool isn't the first coming of Jesus?

    • @Ponakalaranjit456
      @Ponakalaranjit456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Space Cowboy Read a graphic novel You Bible Pusher

    • @HugoSoup57
      @HugoSoup57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Space Cowboy Deadpool was a good film though, so just because it has sex and nudity and violence, that makes it a bad movie to you. That’s just terrible logic. Deadpool 2 was an incredibly violent movie as well, if anything it was even more inappropriate than the first one.

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @John Cena I care about both. And I'm a Christian.

  • @PowerGlove79
    @PowerGlove79 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I watched a panel where you said you and Doug were talking about doing this for a colab review, but I never thought it would actually happen! PRAISE SANTA CHRIST!

  • @RickardLejonhjarta
    @RickardLejonhjarta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    ok seriously
    this review really really offends me
    this is really careless and without thought.
    its a VERY sensitive subject guys
    LUIGI HAS A MUSTACHE

    • @IYamJayJay
      @IYamJayJay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Rickard your offended over criticism of a movie?

    • @RickardLejonhjarta
      @RickardLejonhjarta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +FiZzLE 030 man, you're both stupid And have poor eyesight

    • @IYamJayJay
      @IYamJayJay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rickard well shit man i missed the last line.

    • @IYamJayJay
      @IYamJayJay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rickard too late i already felt like one

    • @cartoonhigh9990
      @cartoonhigh9990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rickard Lejonhjärta I adore misleading comments, and this genuinely made me laugh.

  • @KeeKage37
    @KeeKage37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “A snuff film of guilt.”
    Perfect description of this movie.

  • @andrewkind2820
    @andrewkind2820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "When you're a clown nobody takes you seriously" -Mel Gibson

    • @weatherreport9227
      @weatherreport9227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Kind KABLA KABLA

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nathan K McKay "I just followed the Bible! Christ died for you! Go home." -Mel Gibson, 2004

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GIVE ME BACK MY 18 DOLLARS!

    • @andrewkind2820
      @andrewkind2820 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weatherreport9227 AND GOOD EVENING FRIENDS

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mel Gibson is not a clown. You people are

  • @Nirvashicus
    @Nirvashicus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    14:55
    I'm sorry is that Jontron?

    • @JEEVES635
      @JEEVES635 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I know. I wonder if he got the name mixed up. He's terrible with names.

    • @Devilyaki
      @Devilyaki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      +Nirvash good i wasnt the only one that thought that lol

    • @megan89898989
      @megan89898989 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Nirvash omg cannot unsee it now xD

    • @Rubberman202
      @Rubberman202 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Nirvash OMG, it looks JUST LIKE HIM!

    • @EternalBooda
      @EternalBooda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Nirvash That's for reviewing Food Fight!

  • @IrishMan441
    @IrishMan441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    'Driving down the street'
    'See Mario and Luigi whipping someone who looks like Jesus with a Santa hat'
    'Eh'
    'Continue driving'

    • @badcobra1942
      @badcobra1942 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Lord Vader
      'Half-mile down the road'
      'We see Bowser cleaning off graffiti that shows anti-American images'
      'Eh'
      'Keep driving'

    • @blackczer123
      @blackczer123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Redstar31
      '2 miles later'
      'See's a pokemon speak english'
      'Is un-impressed'
      'keeps on driving'

    • @arminreindl7742
      @arminreindl7742 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +blackczer123 '3 miles later'
      'sees Sonic burying Eggman's corpse'
      'Eh'
      'keeps on driving'

    • @Takeshi357
      @Takeshi357 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lord Vader Considering how the whole TGWTG crew seems to live in the same state, I'm pretty sure they're just used to it by now.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      GOD DAMN IT CASTANZA XD

  • @TheKML777
    @TheKML777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It's amazing that two years later, people are still taking the intentionally wrong subtitles seriously.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause it's disrespectful. How can you bash Doug for missing the message for Pink Floyd's The Wall but not for The Passion of The Christ?

  • @happymonkeyfish
    @happymonkeyfish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "highest grossing R rated film"
    Deadpool beat you on that one.
    Deadpool outcashed Jesus

    • @Rain593
      @Rain593 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +The SFC Group guess the rest of the world doesn't matter...eh?

    • @idontreadyourdumbassrespon5813
      @idontreadyourdumbassrespon5813 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      marvel fanboys lol

    • @Amsfootboy79
      @Amsfootboy79 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean, domestic or international grossing?

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +The SFC Group
      God may be a big part of America, but it is Deadpool that watches over the world...

  • @TheChaosDragoness
    @TheChaosDragoness 8 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Santa Christ died for our gaming sins.

    • @MoonspiderHugs
      @MoonspiderHugs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +The Chaos Dragoness have you ever played BUBSY games... many of us know that sacrife

    • @TheChaosDragoness
      @TheChaosDragoness 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      edgar velasco Why yes I have >< The greatest gaming sin from that "franchise" was the abomination on the PS1 that shall not be named.

    • @MoonspiderHugs
      @MoonspiderHugs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh god, MY EYES!!!!!
      MY EEEEYYYEEEESSSSS!!!

    • @SleepingPepper
      @SleepingPepper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +AT Productions Thou shalt not be damned for thy murder of prostitutes in GTA. For thou shall be forgiving by thy holy Santa Christ

    • @teoteous
      @teoteous 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Chaos Dragoness Do not worry. He will rise again on New Years Day as a baby boy wearing nothing more than a diaper, a top hat and a sash across his torso with 2016 on it.

  • @400KrispyKremes
    @400KrispyKremes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I believe in Santa Christ.

    • @benmarshall5132
      @benmarshall5132 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +400KrispyKremes WE believe in Santa Christ

    • @Seanatonin
      @Seanatonin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +400KrispyKremes I believe in Santa Christ!

    • @victoriamartines5030
      @victoriamartines5030 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ben Marshall Who's ''we''? I not one of the ''we''.

    • @PantaroParatroopa
      @PantaroParatroopa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +400KrispyKremes I believe in Santa Christ!

    • @caseyhengstebeck1893
      @caseyhengstebeck1893 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +400KrispyKremes I believe in Santa Christ.

  • @gunkatas01
    @gunkatas01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Seeing Doug with no beard and sideburns is freaking me out.

    • @torquetheprisoner
      @torquetheprisoner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      his hair has finally migrated to his chin

  • @joshuaseagondollar2495
    @joshuaseagondollar2495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I will say this. The version of Satan portrayed in this movie is probably one of the creepiest I've seen so far in movies.
    Sorry Peter Stormare, but I think the actress from Passion has you beat.

  • @WinterSteele
    @WinterSteele 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Brad is truly the most menacing Mario I've ever seen.

    • @kevinthepilgrim
      @kevinthepilgrim 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is the eyes, right?

    • @PeaceLightning95
      @PeaceLightning95 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Winter Steele Watch SonicForHire. That Mario will mess you up.

    • @jaxparra8168
      @jaxparra8168 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Winter Steele the real one likes to step on turtles

    • @JEEVES635
      @JEEVES635 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "the eyes! what's up with the EYES?"

    • @ChaoticPesme75
      @ChaoticPesme75 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Winter Steele Aside from Ron Jeremy.

  • @MM-fc9fz
    @MM-fc9fz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    With this movie I say the book is better.

    • @TomaszWota
      @TomaszWota 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This movie is basically one chapter. I want "Numbers: The Movie" or "Leviticus: The Movie"... Now those would be awesome. :P

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be one of the biggest franchises of all time

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want a movie about Revelations, but the full balls out insanity version. With Lion-locust-scorpion hybrids swarming the earth to torment people, and 7 headed dragons being ridden by a hooker

  • @colinmurphy5508
    @colinmurphy5508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The actor who played Jesus in the movie was struck by lightning three times during the production.

  • @krysdoran
    @krysdoran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Man, so many nincompoops are complaining about the skits, but I love them! Great episode, so glad it's back! The skits make the memories of watching this movie almost tolerable.

  • @DarkLordLinkOfficial
    @DarkLordLinkOfficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    RIP Beardy 2008-2015

    • @BoltUnagi
      @BoltUnagi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +DarkLordLink Beardy Jr NOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @MrTheBaron
      @MrTheBaron 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Keith Austin Don't worry, for every Beardy gone, a new Beardy grows. Just wait for Beardy III

    • @victoriamartines5030
      @victoriamartines5030 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +DarkLordLink I wonder what bet Doug lost this time.

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umm he shaved it before

    • @DarkLordLinkOfficial
      @DarkLordLinkOfficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      KEEPAWAY PRODUCTION Back in 08 wasn't it?

  • @otakon17
    @otakon17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    17:23 "Turn him over, he's tender on the other side! JUST LIKE IN THE BIBLE." God that line cracks me up.

  • @sovietgermany887
    @sovietgermany887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Santa Christ being tortured by two grown men in mario costumes in the funniest goddamn thing I've ever seen.

  • @idanthyrsus6887
    @idanthyrsus6887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Passion of the crust would be a good name for a pizza parlor.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Would Passionfruit of the Christ make a good smoothie name or would it work better as a frozen yogurt flavor?

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds yummy!

  • @nagitokomaeda2792
    @nagitokomaeda2792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Brad as Mario is genuinely intimidating

    • @ea9623
      @ea9623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He sounds like Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York

  • @rush1er
    @rush1er 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That's one of the best Devil characters ever!
    And Brad is so fucking funny, "Holy Shit! Well I'm no longer an atheist"

  • @dragonmaster613
    @dragonmaster613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Everyone in these comments who sh*ts on this review CLEARLY didn't watch the end of it to hear Critics last words.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Most likely not.

  • @Snooty-Pookie
    @Snooty-Pookie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Santa Christ never fails to get a giggle out of me.

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I don't even get it. I don't even see the story of Jesus dying for our sins here, or at least, not a whole lot of it. The movie focuses so much more on Jesus' death scene than it does on anything else that I feel that it was solely made just for that one purpose. To show us that Jesus wasn't just whipped a few times, nailed to a cross and died, coming back 3 days later to save us. Now, to be fair, if that was the movie's sole intention from the start, then I respect that. But if this movie was trying to retell the whole story and spread the good news as to why Jesus died for our sins, I don't think that I could recommend it to a lot of people.

    • @foxymetroid
      @foxymetroid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Obviously, someone had a gay BDSM fetish, but was too ashamed to admit it. Why else would someone make a movie about a guy getting whipped by another guy and then market it as a religious experience for the whole family?

    • @mattstorm6568
      @mattstorm6568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@foxymetroid I don't like this film but that was pretty lame.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foxymetroid well this is Mel Gibson we’re talking about…

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because this film is about his hour of passion. It's not about his whole life, it's about his sacrifice. I definitely recommend it to people. Jesus is dying for our sins here

    • @mangolorian
      @mangolorian ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 go back to your anti-abortion law making.

  • @dragonkeeper19600
    @dragonkeeper19600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I heard a story about this movie from a friend of mine. He and his family were vacationing in St. John over Easter and decided to watch this movie. Seems like a strange way to spend your Caribbean vacation, but who am I to judge? Anyway, since they were on vacation, they were also drinking a lot, and he was so smashed he couldn't follow the movie at all. He kept asking his family members, "Which one's Jesus?" in a slurred voice. Apparently, his family found this hilarious.

  • @fluseven7413
    @fluseven7413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Wow. For such an old video, this comment section sure is very much alive...

    • @ryananon779
      @ryananon779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right! I went to leave a comment and the top comment was only 18 minutes old. Lmao. I had to check the upload date! I thought "Is this new?" Haha. Goes to show how _passionate_ some people can be :)

  • @CaptainCat101
    @CaptainCat101 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    At least this movie gave us a great episode of South Park

    • @elder-woodsilverstein7716
      @elder-woodsilverstein7716 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Oh, my nipples are so tender, don't squeeze them anymore!"
      "He's...not as eloquent as I pictured..."

  • @fsdfdsdssadas9646
    @fsdfdsdssadas9646 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    As ridiculous as the idea of Jesus inventing the chair is, I do think that was a good scene, it showed that Jesus has a sense of humor, unlike many of his followers.

  • @DoctorHver
    @DoctorHver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The only spiritual uplifting I got from this film is the fact that Crucifixion was probably lot more brutal than taught in Sunday schools. .

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Romans didn't actually crucify people like that. They would take a long board, tie it to the victim's wrists with rope, put the victim on top of a permanent pole and leave them there to suffocate to death (real crosses are capital Ts not lower case ts. Driving a nail through someone's wrist or ankle would make them die quickly. The real Romans wanted the victim to slowly asphyxiate over several hours while everyone else watched. That is real torture, not whipping someone for a few minutes and killing them via exsanguination.
      Also, the entire Passion is so blatantly fictional that any person who knows dick about Jewish traditions or history would laugh at the thought of it being real. The Romans would never release a murderer and would never do anything the Jewish leaders asked them to do. The Passion is a Passover story which substitutes two goats with two humans. Pilate literally lost his post because he was killing too many Jews (Rome was pissed that he was killing off his work force out of pure antisemitism.

  • @Clonekiller66
    @Clonekiller66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I really want to know what the guy in that truck was thinking when he drove by at 25:20
    Because he's just driving by and looks out the window to see 3 grown men, 2 dressed like Mario and Luigi while a third guy is laying there on the ground dressed like an old man.

  • @jasonjoseph6497
    @jasonjoseph6497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Jesus should have yelled for Bruce Campbell to save him. all hail Bruce Campbell

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I think South Park spread across that message very well, AND even Critic praised them for it: "If you wanna be Christian, that's cool, but you should follow what Jesus taught, not how he died"
    I couldn't agree more. If you follow some religion and focus only what harm was done to it in some way, then you don't deserve that faith. That's like becoming Jewish just so that you can shame people for the Holocaust.

  • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
    @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    My Bible teacher regularly shows this and unplanned to his students. Yet, Forest Gump was too much

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ironically Forest Gump is probably closer to Jesus’s message than the Passion was. The guy was just a genuinely good person who liked helping people

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Cena no it isn’t

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Cena elaborate

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @John Cena nope, but when you’re in every single comment chain it’s impossible to avoid you

    • @erichfiedler1481
      @erichfiedler1481 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow, your Bible teacher forced you to watch two shit films? I am so sorry for you

  • @EduardoOlidenJr
    @EduardoOlidenJr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This movie is the equivalent of watching the ending of Old Yeller...and only the ending...in slow motion...for 3 hours.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's not true. This film is 2 hours long. Not 3. And this movie is an accurate representation of the Sacrifice of Jesus. You do know the sacrifice was violent in real life, right? I mean if you never read the bible because of your ignorance that would be one thing

    • @mangolorian
      @mangolorian ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 you should watch Jesus Christ Superstar. It’s much better.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mangolorian so is passion

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 the sacrifice is a fictional event written in 35 to 40 CE as a Passover play. There are no writings earlier than 85 CE which imply it was a real event. Pilate lost his governorship in real life for killing too many Jews. He never would have (1) released a killer of Romans (the released goat Barabus) or (2) killed someone because Jewish elders told him to.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@geoffreysorkin5774 the sacrifice is not fictional, it is a real event that happened in order to save you, me and the rest of humanity. It was written in the four gospels, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

  • @SimonBergeron1977
    @SimonBergeron1977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Wouldn't the film be any better if they added a scene with the "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"?

  • @coffinfeeder7732
    @coffinfeeder7732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Holy shit, people are still arguing over this review and movie.

    • @Demonanimator
      @Demonanimator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like they're still crucifying people in Detroit.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because their review is awful and they got the message wrong

  • @tansywhisker2547
    @tansywhisker2547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is a great review with a funny script and enjoyable commentary that was obviously well thought out! Good work!

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it's not. It's bad and disrespectful unto our lord Jesus Christ. They got the message of this project wrong

    • @mangolorian
      @mangolorian ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 you should watch “life of Brian”, it’s much better

  • @YoQ
    @YoQ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Shout out to the poor bastards (including me) who grew up in a Christian household and were forced to watch this

    • @billybonewhacker
      @billybonewhacker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most American Mexican You'll Encounter i had alway assumed that Christian children were well off and legitimate. Sorry to hear you were a poor bastard version.

    • @Rocker42070
      @Rocker42070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I grew up in a Christian household but my mom is cool and basically went "It's a little too intense for you right now. You can watch it someday". Watching as a 23 year old who actually knows quite a bit about history and is an atheist, I can see how manipulative this movie is.

  • @justinh4576
    @justinh4576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I’m sure this comment section will be fiiiiine

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "What could possibly go wrong?" Famous last words

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mrkabrat Bubsy's famous words

  • @asafisher7407
    @asafisher7407 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I will stick to life of Brian

    • @asafisher7407
      @asafisher7407 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I like the way you think
      I think Gibson saw the bible a little differently then others
      This is why I love the south park episode that shows the effect the film had on people and it's end message (i says this as a none religious person)

    • @asafisher7407
      @asafisher7407 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** the south park end message not the message of the film

    • @angeloszormpas8427
      @angeloszormpas8427 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      As we all should

    • @asafisher7407
      @asafisher7407 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Yeah I would watch both of those over this Overrated Christfest

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH GOD NOT LIFE OF BRIAN

  • @johnnymcauliffe1289
    @johnnymcauliffe1289 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You'd think Jesus would've put wheels on the cross so as to make it easier to transport....after all, he did invent the wheel.

  • @SHbrown74
    @SHbrown74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Imagine driving by and spotting Mario and Luigi whipping Santa Clause to death...

  • @theplaguegamer6216
    @theplaguegamer6216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Who are these little Satan's
    You have no idea how right you are"
    That had me laughing my ass off

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They reviewed this movie horribly

    • @theplaguegamer6216
      @theplaguegamer6216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 finally someone said it. When I made this comment I was laughing but as a Christian my heart wasn't in it

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Can't wait for the sequel , Passion of the christ 2 : Return of the king .

    • @GandaharsMoon
      @GandaharsMoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I shouldn't have laugh as hard as did at this!

    • @kingnothingist
      @kingnothingist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought it was Passion Of The Christ 2: Crucify This.
      P.S. Not my joke.

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A sequel is happening, reports Jim Caviezel. twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1307773979059466240?s=19

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are they skipping Two Towers?

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@geoffreysorkin5774 they’re saving that one for the Islam spinoff

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:20- That is until 12 years later when Deadpool grossed $783.1 million against its $58 million budget.

  • @taylorcolby1603
    @taylorcolby1603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Santa Christ being whipped made me cry. He's deserves an award for his acting.

    • @Noah1932
      @Noah1932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was so brutal

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Santa Christ: "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. Jim Caviezel deserved an award for playing Jesus.

  • @richardbaranowski
    @richardbaranowski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    There's more whipping in this movie than 50 Shades of Grey.

    • @charliemashburn9073
      @charliemashburn9073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Richard Baranowski sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me 😂

    • @thewarriorseagull3968
      @thewarriorseagull3968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was a planned sequel where he would have been nae nae'd for another two hours

  • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
    @goob_goob_gooby_goob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    [Watches Passion of the Christ]
    Now that's a lot of damage!

  • @Headbanger142
    @Headbanger142 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When will Santa Christ bring the Pork Chops?

    • @RETard-me4mj
      @RETard-me4mj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Headbanger142 Oh,that makes me miss George Carlin so much.

    • @TheAtemAndrew
      @TheAtemAndrew 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Headbanger142 As soon as they make a version of Dante's Inferno that includes Muhammad.

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Atem Andrew
      So which circle would he fall into?

  • @kross777rlsh9
    @kross777rlsh9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wish they would do this more .
    I never new they did this colab.
    Snobs blunt clever humor and nostalgia critics witty clever humor

  • @michaelcullen5308
    @michaelcullen5308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This review was terrible. Your subtitles say the Aramaic word “Akhat” means “big gulps”, when everyone knows the Aramaic for “big gulps” is “bodacious slurpees dude”.

  • @MrTheBaron
    @MrTheBaron 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    So....
    Nostalgia Critic-Cinema Snob crossover
    The featured movie is the Passion of the Christ
    Critic shaved off the goatee again (RIP beardy 2008-2015)
    Santa Christ
    SOLD!

    • @MoolbniBrie
      @MoolbniBrie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Alex Paolo Snob wen't back to his 2011/2013-14 look.

  • @MarkyDav
    @MarkyDav 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Certainly the most graphic fantasy film of all time.

    • @w7100
      @w7100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Jack Pipsam you cut me with all that edge

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +w7100 *facts

    • @w7100
      @w7100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Boss Stage1 aren't you just precious

    • @austisticpony5357
      @austisticpony5357 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Boss Stage1 lol true

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks

  • @duranls1
    @duranls1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I wonder what woud happen if a 5 year old passed by and saw Mario and Luigi beating up someone dressed like Santa Claus XD

    • @jcav9410
      @jcav9410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rexus He would probably record it on his iPad with a kiddie grip and upload it to mommy’s Instagram, drawing confusion from her fellow mommy followers

  • @Hannah-mt6lh
    @Hannah-mt6lh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    'critic how could do this ... we were going to have a picnic." favourite line in cinema snob ever!

  • @dominico1871
    @dominico1871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can imagine what people were thinking when Mario and Luigi were whipping Santachrist.

  • @fuhkishoga5130
    @fuhkishoga5130 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jesus that movie is brutal

  • @landonwilson1837
    @landonwilson1837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Jesus is fucking ripped!"
    -The Cinema Snob 2015

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The Passion of the Christ had one job, to make everyone feel sorry for Jesus as passionately Christians do. While I think it succeeded at that job, it sacrificed it's integrity as a movie to do it. If you're not a Christian, there's very little chance that you're going to get anything from this movie. I'm a Christian and I've seen people get plenty of spiritual gain from this. However, I've also seen films like the Prince of Egypt which can capture an audience yet still uphold the spiritual value the original story told.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This movie is an accurate representation of how The Last 12 Hours of Jesus was, how his trial was, how people mocked and hit him, the scourging at the pillar and the crucifixion. Most people don't like this movie because they're atheists or because they don't like watching Jesus pay the price for our transgressions

    • @mrgodzillaraptors8632
      @mrgodzillaraptors8632 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 or because they dont like watching a what, 2 hour film of jesus being whipped in slow motion. Not something most people would watch

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrgodzillaraptors8632 speak for yourself. There are people like me who enjoy this film. People who don't like it don't get the message of it.

  • @cthulhupthagn5771
    @cthulhupthagn5771 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My mom was a pretty religious person though not very pushy about it. She bought this movie to see it out of curiosity because of her faith. She got as far as where the Roman soldiers keep whipping Jesus and she started cracking up. Why? Because the soldiers were acting so cartoonish they reminded her of the old WWF wrestling team The Bushwackers. At some point shortly thereafter the tape got stuck in the vcr, and my mom said that was kind of a sign from God that this was not a film to be taken seriously

  • @antonk6359
    @antonk6359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Why do people still make fun of Jesus? Oh - that's right. It's more convenient than bashing Muhammad, the man who waged war, murdered, and married a 9-year old girl when he was over 50.

    • @lotus-prince
      @lotus-prince 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      +Anton K I'm pretty sure that this isn't a review of The Passion of Muhammed.

    • @antonk6359
      @antonk6359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm talking generally. In society in general.

    • @DarkLordLinkOfficial
      @DarkLordLinkOfficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Anton K Calm down, bud

    • @culwin
      @culwin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Anton K Oh, so you're just pretending like Christians are persecuted in America, while at the same time bashing other religions with your typical hateful bullshit? Got it!

    • @antonk6359
      @antonk6359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Historical truth is hateful now? Got it!

  • @yourfavoritegames4971
    @yourfavoritegames4971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Judas had a way more gruesome death scene in the actual bible so i don’t know why Gibson didn’t do that

    • @vicentehizon6202
      @vicentehizon6202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uh huh. After dying on the tree, his body fell and exploded.

    • @yourfavoritegames4971
      @yourfavoritegames4971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vicente Hizon then they named the field after his exploded corpse

    • @vicentehizon6202
      @vicentehizon6202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The field of blood

    • @yourfavoritegames4971
      @yourfavoritegames4971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vicente Hizon Akeldama

    • @vicentehizon6202
      @vicentehizon6202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the reason that he didn’t do it, he already had enough gore to make someone puke.

  • @andersenkalle
    @andersenkalle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I invented the chair, yo" killed me.

    • @kilderok
      @kilderok 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've always said "Jesus could use more 90's" and they display that it is clearly the truth.

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    From Season One of Good Omens:
    “What did he say that got them all riled up, anyway?”
    “Be kind to each other.”
    “Oh, that’ll do it.”

  • @MCHammerSmittyBacallJagerman
    @MCHammerSmittyBacallJagerman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Thank god, you guys managed to cure my Passion of the Christ trauma

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What trauma? This movie represents how the sacrifice of Jesus was. In the bible, it was violent and gruesome. You either don't like it because you're an atheist or because you have a sensitive stomach or something

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 it scared them because of the violence.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragonempress8367 no it didn't

    • @mangolorian
      @mangolorian ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 how do you fucking know?

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 look you’re allowed to enjoy your torture porn however you want, but don’t be surprised when other people think it’s gross

  • @arturoreyescortez2476
    @arturoreyescortez2476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Santa Christ! Why did Nostlagia Critic betrayed him?! This explains why Santa Christ was angry at Critic and Cinema Snob in the 2016 Christmas crossover.

  • @raydiabolico
    @raydiabolico 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    whos watching this again on 2018 and on goodfriday

    • @Carlosdreamur
      @Carlosdreamur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rayray1983 me lol

    • @Carlosdreamur
      @Carlosdreamur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love this review it’s a favorite of mine

    • @SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist
      @SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +rayray1983 Me, it's always good to see some good old fashioned blasphemy on the Easter weekend.

    • @detectoplasm
      @detectoplasm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      woah...

    • @daya-rose
      @daya-rose 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

  • @movieman4738
    @movieman4738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Deadpool finally broke the highest grossing R-rated record

    • @mortemcastle1711
      @mortemcastle1711 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take that Passion

    • @smokeylonesome4328
      @smokeylonesome4328 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's always the stupid movies that get hundreds of millions of dollars. People have such bad taste nowadays.

    • @killerzombie2171
      @killerzombie2171 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the difference is that Passion caused controversy and was ridiculed given it was mad by Mel...Deadpool was the exact opposite and dare say it...a lot more accurate to its source.......

  • @TeamChaosPrez
    @TeamChaosPrez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    They show this in my school every Good Friday. Even to the kids that get EXTREMELY uncomfortable with two hours of torture porn being shown to them. I don't even care if you say "IT'S IMPORTANT TO SHOW HOW CHRIST SUFFERED!" This movie is NOT appropriate for children - or for ANYONE to be forced through for that matter. If you're going to watch it, fine, but watch it by choice and don't make your friends, family, or especially CHILDREN.

    • @Aladayle
      @Aladayle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +TeamChaosPrez I saw it at 14...religious Baptist family. Honestly I was bored to death by most of it...but that just adds to what you said. Kids aren't going to "get" the movie, whether it's because they're young and the blood is bad for them, or older and wondering why torture porn is going on for 2 freaking hours.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This film is not a torture porn. It's an accurate representation of Christ's sacrifice. Children shouldn't watch this yet, but grown members in your families and grown friends must watch this. I'll watch this by choice too. You don't like it cause you're either an atheist or a sensitive person.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aladayle you people don't get the message of the film. That's what frustrates me

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 the problem with the movie is that it’s entirely reliant on the audience knowing the source material. To anyone who doesn’t know the story of Jesus it’s just two hours of watching some dude get his shit kicked in. At best you can get the idea the Jesus was some cult leader and probably a decent dude but to anyone who isn’t already emotionally invested this movie is just gonna weird them out.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PikachuLittle correction: it's a masterpiece of two hours of watching our lord and savior giving up his life for us, with a few flashbacks from his ministry. People should know that Jesus was beaten and scourged horribly that you couldn't tell who he was anymore. What this movie is doing is showing an accurate representation of that. Other films like Jesus of Nazareth and heck, even The Last Temptation of Christ goes too lighthearted on the sacrifice, which I think it's disrespectful.

  • @cartoonhigh9990
    @cartoonhigh9990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    People are legitimately getting offended by this review so I know it’s gonna be good. I’m just hoping they reference the episode of South Park. That’s one of my favorites.

  • @AlexandriaZubia
    @AlexandriaZubia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My parents once left this movie playing in our livingroom. I watched the whole thing. I was 6 years old.

    • @ChaosPrototypeIX
      @ChaosPrototypeIX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You poor little thing.

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's horrible! I only saw _The Exorcist_ that young; this is much more traumatic, and I had nightmares for weeks.

    • @AlexandriaZubia
      @AlexandriaZubia 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      zemorph42 that's not even the worst of it XD my parents let me watch Arachnophobia at 2, and the Skeleton Key at 3 lol

  • @Kiristovai
    @Kiristovai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "The safe word is 'ow, my fucking ribs!'" That line had me crying!

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Voldemort went and got himself a nose

    • @mohawkus5552
      @mohawkus5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And apparently that new nose got him laid.

  • @mattheviewer
    @mattheviewer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At 16:22 thru 16:26 are two of the stronger VFX shots of the Passion. They took aprox. 2 weeks to make (involved some specialized CGI art work, flail animation, and compositing). And yes, I was part of the team that created those. The curtain tearing sequence was mostly done by Pam K. Vick. Ted Rae directed the FX work.

  • @emefab2894
    @emefab2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jesus had some really wise words about God's not Dead and Kirk Cameron

  • @Nasafalkas1
    @Nasafalkas1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Do you think it was weird for the passers by to see what was going on in the skit? Or is that just an average day in that park?

  • @liamdude5722
    @liamdude5722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm a Christian, and the sentiments of Snob and the Critic at the end pretty much sums up how I feel about the film.

    • @nataliemoraes2033
      @nataliemoraes2033 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I honestly don't get how you can be a Christian and say that

    • @JaneDoeValentine
      @JaneDoeValentine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not everyone is going to have your exact same mindset. Not everyone follows God the same way or feels about certain things addressing Jesus the same way. The Bible was written thousands of years ago, could be translated very wrong, and it's incredibly vague on top of that. Everyone interprets it differently.. This is a movie. Not the Holy book itself. It's supposed to strike differently with everyone. It's supposed to be subjective. That's how media and opinions work.

    • @nataliemoraes2033
      @nataliemoraes2033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, but Jesus did die for us....and this is suppose to reflect on what all the stuff He went through. I don't get it.

    • @nataliemoraes2033
      @nataliemoraes2033 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Yan I think it's a good legitimate question. If the person who actually had a supernatural encounter with God when making this film, I don't actually get how someone cannot appreciate it. I love how this argument or question makes me selfish and prejudice. If that's your great comeback, I might as well argue with a feminist.

    • @nataliemoraes2033
      @nataliemoraes2033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Yan The person who made the movie had a close encounter with GOD. That alone is complete and total disrespect on the bullshit that just came out of your mouth. You want respect and demand to be respected for your opinions, but you like to poke fun at our savior and what He died for by calling it a fetish film? The movie was suppose to impact you and see what He died for and how He died. There's many movies about Jesus, but none showed His death. You're more welcome to believe what you want, but just know I have a right to say something too. I like how you're on your high horse demanding my believes are wrong or invalid. I stand up for my believes, you stand for nothing, but what the MAJORITY feels. Oh, and because it hurts "others" feelings....I am going to call it out when I see it. Funny how you stand up for feminist that HATE men and making men fem. bitches, but not standing up for a GOD who DIED for YOUR SINS.

  • @RedHoodRubyRose
    @RedHoodRubyRose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    And now we have Deadpool as highest Worldwide Box Office R rated movie.

    • @jackskellington8292
      @jackskellington8292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahri The Nine-Tailed Fox true but it still doesn’t come close to lifetime grossing, that’s still passion of the Christ then, Deadpool, then American sniper, then It, and then Deadpool 2.

    • @jackskellington8292
      @jackskellington8292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No doubt Deadpool 2 will pass passion of the Christ in lifetime grossing eventually

    • @JadeKitsuneuwu
      @JadeKitsuneuwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you know Christ died for all of our sins, and that’s why it’s R rated movie. He had to suffer for us so that’s why the movie is so violent

    • @blakedavis1852
      @blakedavis1852 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      With a £58 million budget. That's peanuts nowadays. They still won''t throw and where near the kind of money at R rated projects that they do at PG-13 ones.

    • @zacharysiple629
      @zacharysiple629 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Joker now. :)

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This comment section is a cesspool.

  • @ikethenerd8942
    @ikethenerd8942 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank Jesus that Deadpool beat the record for R rated films.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It didn't; Deadpool made about half of what the murdering Jesus movie grossed at the box office. Deadpool was definitely the better film, however..

    • @ikethenerd8942
      @ikethenerd8942 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another 8 million or so should do it, but you are indeed right. Thanks for the correction.

    • @shep6489
      @shep6489 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ike the Nerd Mabey Deadpool 2?

  • @avery-san8692
    @avery-san8692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What if you were just taking a relaxing stroll through the park, then all of a sudden, you run into two guys dressed as Mario and Luigi whipping the shit out of some dude. I wouldn't know what to think. lol

  • @saadiqsobers4628
    @saadiqsobers4628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Forgive them Santa Christ, for they know not what they do.

  • @jesusfreak777ize
    @jesusfreak777ize 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This movie has more falling down than an episode of America's funniest home videos

  • @ChadVanHalen5150
    @ChadVanHalen5150 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "It's not only the highest grossing religious film but it's also the highest grossing R Rated film"
    Ya... About that... *glances over at Deadpool* We have a new savior now...

    • @masonallen3961
      @masonallen3961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chad Van Oostendorp Deadpool is the second coming of Christ. CONFIRMED!

  • @chs9999
    @chs9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    A terrible life of brian remake

    • @chs9999
      @chs9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Brandon Donnelly tips top hat

    • @vicentehizon6202
      @vicentehizon6202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kudos to you.

    • @chs9999
      @chs9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *sips tea*

    • @hekateon.ioannis.lasorsa
      @hekateon.ioannis.lasorsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed, but you know... Always look on the bright side of life

    • @strawberryfields9762
      @strawberryfields9762 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And there’s no producer by the name of George Harrison in it🤔
      Bad sign

  • @XawesomechickX89
    @XawesomechickX89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The bible says Jesus was beaten so badly that he was unrecognizable, even to His own mother. I can see why people would be thrown off by the goriness of the film but it was honestly not even close to the suffering he actually endured. Even though the message of the film could have been better I cannot deny that the cinematography was stunning and the actors were fantastic.

    • @GabrielRezende837
      @GabrielRezende837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Gospels never detailed much of how badly Jesus was beaten, most of these other violent descriptions come from non-canonical sources. To be honest, I highly doubt any man could survive the scourging scene alone, there's a reason why romans limited the amount of lashes one could deliver with the Cat O' Nine Tails whip to about 12. That whip rips the flesh of the prisoner to shreds and too many lashes could kill them, yet Jesus in this movie took way more than 12 lashes, lost more blood than the human body could have, and considering how much he was scourged his body was supposed to look way worse than that.
      The Passion isn't realistic nor is it historically accurate at all, also the demonized depiciton of the romans as violent, barbarian brutes who had this vindictive spirit towards Jesus and can't stop beating him unless forced by their commander is largely exaggerated. The Bible portrays roman soldiers and centurions in a much more positive light, most of them being merciful and just, one even asked Jesus to heal his servant. Surprisingly, very few mentions of sadistic brutality or injustice on their part are found on the scriptures.

  • @jessitheghost4556
    @jessitheghost4556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Getting this upset over a critique is unnecessary. Are people not allowed to analyze religious material or view it in a light that does anything other than approve of a belief system? Nothing is above critique/analysis. It can be the difference between faith and blind faith.

    • @MabuseXX
      @MabuseXX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wise words.

  • @poopcatapult2623
    @poopcatapult2623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I don't think this is a real crown", holy shit.

    • @wiiman9824
      @wiiman9824 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No pun intended!

  • @ecgameplayer
    @ecgameplayer ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Fun fact, I lived near the city where a guy killed his girlfriend, staged it as a suicide and wasn't discovered until he watched Passion of the Christ and confessed years later.

    • @rubenskog3077
      @rubenskog3077 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's something that actually happened? Damn

    • @edmund184
      @edmund184 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't tell you the number of neo-Nazis who repented after watching Blazing Saddles

    • @ecgameplayer
      @ecgameplayer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @edmund184 if that's true, then comedy is the solution to all problems.

    • @edmund184
      @edmund184 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ecgameplayer I can't tell you because I just don't know

    • @nocreativename
      @nocreativename ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess the movie is good for something….

  • @Ireallywouldrathernot
    @Ireallywouldrathernot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Snob and the Critic on Brad's sofa. Perfection.
    P.S. I really want to know how long this movie would actually be without slow motion. Google had no answers.

  • @einarrjamesson9643
    @einarrjamesson9643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a spokesman for the organization I would like to publicly state that this movie is supported by Cannibals for Christ

  • @johnt.campbell316
    @johnt.campbell316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Is Jesus dead yet?"
    No... It just won't die.

  • @kilgoretrout8896
    @kilgoretrout8896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Goddamn, this comment section has changed since I was last here.
    Fortunately, the video never will. Still hilarious. 👌

  • @allen4188
    @allen4188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Funniest thing I've seen in a while. Yep. This is exactly what this movie deserved.

  • @chrisdaughen5257
    @chrisdaughen5257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I watched this movie when I was really young.
    10 years later, when I heard people refer to it as "Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ", I literally thought they meant Mel Gibson played Jesus.