Madou Monogatari PC Engine English - Final Boss and Ending

Madou Monogatari I: Honoo no Sotsuenji for the PC Engine/TurboGrafx 16 CD translation by LIPEMCO! Translations.
Sorcery Saga I: The Fiery Kindergarten Graduation Final Boss Sorcerot / Fudoushi.
Well, this probably could have been done twice as fast if I had just bothered to grind for a little bit. Unfortunately I accidentally discovered a way to softlock the game in the B3 Manji puzzle. This meant I had to replay through the entire game, so I wasn't exactly feeling patient enough to level grind.
Ideally you would spam Diacute for around 5 turns and then hit him with one of your basic spells (Fire, Ice Storm or Thunder) killing him in 2-4 hits. But because my level is too low he's able to dodge pretty much everything, forcing me to go for a Revia/Lwark Void chip tactic.
Kids, remember to grind on B4 before attempting this fight.
Also don't softlock your game on the B3 puzzle, that was dumb.

[@marcohueber5130]

I've seen... 15 different phrases that express how much hp the final boss has left... 16 if we include the "......" at the beginning and 17 if we include the one where his hp finally reach 0 and he's defeated. From start to finish:
"......" x7
"It didn't do much. Eager to fight!" x5
"It didn't do much. Plenty of vigor!" x4
"It didn't do much. Roaring to go!" x4
"It didn't do much. Feeling super duper good!" x5
"It didn't do much. Feeling super good!" x4
"It didn't do much. Feeling good!" x5
"It didn't do much. Feeling alright." x6
"It didn't do much. Can keep going." x7
"It hurt a little bit. Getting tired." x1 followed by "It didn't do much. Getting tired." x1
"It didn't do much. Feeling dizzy." x1
"It hurt a little bit. Exhausted." x2
"It hurt a little bit. Worn out." x1 followed by "It didn't do much. Worn out." x5
"It hurt a little bit. Almost out cold." x2
"It didn't do much. Pretty much knocked out." x2 followed by "It hurt a little bit. Pretty much knocked out." x1 then the previous one x1
"ULTRA MEGA BIG DAMAGE!!! On the brink of falling." x2
"ULTRA MEGA BIG DAMAGE!!! Sorcerot is down for the count." x1 (death)
In other words there is a phrase for every 1/16 of the boss' health.
The boss took 67 hits to go down, and 37 of them from reflected damage. The first 7 hits didn't do damage, 50 times were hits that "didn't do much", 7 that "hurt a little bit" and the last 3 did "ULTRA MEGA BIG DAMAGE!!!"
I feel tired now... if someone wants to count double attakcs, critical hits and item hits, feel free to do it :P
But why did I do this in the first place? Just to suffer?

[@marcwiil]

So... remember when this became Puyo Puyo?
I sure do.

[@magicalcapi9148]

and I thought doom was gore for the time
dang, this game is brutal

[@yoshisarethebomb]

No need to worry! Look at these! 1:20 and 15:23

[@ChillerKitter]

Arle goes to a Wax Meuseum!

[@iamthomaschoo]

Puyopuyo his ass!