Poki tells drunk Fed story at the Super Bowl
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Outro Song:
fed putting aside his dignity for content..... most dedicated friend ever
The least he can do after make her having to go through this
He's so deep in the friendzone lmao
Fed? Dignity? Are you drunk?
@@satrrr salute for our brotha
Some people can sometimes rapidly shoot out of the friend zone you never know
Poki's the real homie
She definitely is, and fed was 100% blacked out not safe I've been there
facts
No shit
Homie-mane
this did not age well.....
I can’t believe he did what he did to a chair.
Same, it was quite shocking.
Arron lol
why in gods name would he do that?😂
i mean at least it wasnt a couch
There will be many chairs
That "You're smuuurfiiing" bit had me rolling. The kicker was when those two dudes walked by and Fed, suddenly very concerned, looks at you and says, "Careful now, they might be smurfing too..."
Omagga whats smurfing
@@greedy362 Smurfing is a term for someone who's really good at a game, like Diamond or Challenger in LoL, playing on an account that's significantly lower ranking so the person is much stronger than the people they're playing with/against.
It's developed colloquially to the point people will say, "Dude you're smurfing!" if someone makes a nice play or something like that.
@@ukaszmakowski6038 The context implies high Diamond, does it not? Regardless, to an outsider (like the person to whom I'm responding), even low Diamond would qualify as "really good."
Hardstuck D4 0 LP is still like top 5% of the playerbase, so I don't really understand your elitist sensibility on the matter; seems misplaced, but you do you.
@@MrMertakhai So technically Fed was just "complimenting" her right ?
@@raionshishi8290 Yeah, he's just complimenting her. People don't really use the word "smurfing" outside of playing games though, so it's a funny compliment to give, especially when they're just standing around in a club or waiting for an Uber lol
That poor chair is gonna get some Vietnam Flashbacks when someone gets in the bathroom
DAMN IT i just posted a similar comment. oof
F for chair
F
Straight R. Kelly'd a chair.
Zackary Anderson oh shit
Nooooooo
JESUS CHRIST I'M WHEEZING!!!!
"drunk fed" uh oh
Anyone else realize that Fed loves poki him saying she’s smurfing is him saying she’s out of everyone’s league.
This is actually deep af what the hell. Lowkey hurts my heart omfg
Yeah it was kinda obvious that Fed has a crush on Poki but he doesn't want to ruin the friendship so he doesn't act on it. It's kinda adorable in a way if a girl is willing to go through hell to protect you when you can't function thats a top tier friend and shows the quality of that person I can't blame the guy for crushing.
@@derekcox543 i still have the feeling that Fed's feels aren't fully unanswered
@@derekcox543 I doubt he has feelings for her in a romantic type way, just friends. Poki isn't even Fed's type. They are just good friends, they ain't crushing on each other, nor will they ever.
@@raionshishi8290 bruh u say they arent each others type but they have amazing chemistry
Moral of the story: Poki was smurfing
Jas Singh you’re smurfingggggg
somebody explain what smurfing means
Marc-Olivier Bloch sounds like her
@@wormsparty or to play with newer players
A thirty min pokimane too video?!! We finally got past the 5 min mark boys
Video longer than 10 min?
Tell em to bring me my monayyy 😏
I saw a guy on chat who were spamming to poki to play apex. Brave man never gave up whole 36 mins.
I once had to clean an entire bathroom, because a super drunk friend heard the music from the next room while peeing and started dancing... Mid pee... The entire room was sprinkeled. Even the walls... welcome to the club i guess :D
You're a good friend tho :) hope he gets you some flowers or snacks as a thank you
Now that sounds WILD, i can totally imagine that and it's disturbing while also hilarious and incredible.
Sounds like something I'd do but, clean it up myself and be terrified someone would find out.
31:12 Well, he's drunk, but he's still grateful. That's admirable.
Poki you're the MVP for taking care of our little Fedmyster..... Thanks for helping out our boi fed.
This hits different now with all the news.
The aiden gf part hits different
@@mafianskyt9445 all of it for me :(
Sed*
Wdym?
@@acekenny9339 cuz FED got kicked out their group because stories of him lying to people behind their back, him touching the girls at OTV without them saying it’s ok and other things, but basically everyone see’s him differently cuz the sexual harassment stories. so when they say something about him in old vids that deals with girls, people are like it makes sense now. And his excuse for him touching m girls was he was drunk
I look at this story differently now. sigh.
FED is lucky to have you. I been in FEDS place I know how he felt afterwards LOL
I’ve pissed on a speaker at a frat party it’s okay
Roommates laundry basket in dorms for me.
Clothes dryer at friends house
Pissed in a cabinet in my kitchen in college
@@deontehubbard9294 Pissed in a beer bottle once in my parents car while on the road with tons of people all around me, they were driving, i was afraid someone might notice, i just couldn't hold it anymore and i really had to piss. I was lucky there was 2 different bottles..... ( o_o)
bro this story hits different with what had happened
*Chair: Hey Fed! i have a sexual fantasy*
*Fed: What fantasy?*
*Chair: Golden shower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
*Fed: Say no more*
this didnt age well
@@BiggerDigi Sexual assault on feds part
@@BiggerDigi fed the rapist happened
@@swagmasta8659 he didn't rape anyone
@@jayc33day nah, he still sexually assaulted like three persons.
@@swagmasta8659 sexual assault and rape are completely different
That's what a true Mexican does when he gets drunk 🤣
but he's not mexican
@@BilboSwaggins69 r u ok hes mexican
He cha cha d the chair
He’s not Mexican, I’m pretty sure he’s some kinda Spanish that *i s n t* Mexico.
@@BilboSwaggins69 Bruh Fed may have Mexican heritage but he is not born Mexican. Dude thinks ketchup is gods gift.
Its suprising that fed didn't vomit while he was this drunk
BUT PISSES IN A CHAIR LIKE THAT MAKES NO SINCE WHAT SO EVER
Specty Bruh what
Makes *no sense what* so ever*
There I changed it
@@specty6983 its not "know since" its "no sense"
@@khmarabroona welp time to change it again
Thats not the only drunk fed story she knows
uh oh.... BRUH MOMENT
FED BRUH MOMENT ALERT
Holy hell that was a ride. Honestly Poki is such a bro for doing that for Fed. He probably owes her lunch for that bit at the hotel 😂
well this one didnt aged well
@@BiggerDigi so fed did a bunch of bad stuffs and got kicked out of otv. He sexually abused Yvonne and lily while drunk. He also shittalked them and poki behind their backs. Google it, it's everywhere.
Free tickets to the Superbowl? I need to get on this Twitch game.
word
for real xd
Probably higher chance of winning lottery than become top 1% of twitch lol
man: you want some death sticks
poki: you don't want to sell me death sticks
You’re one of the nicest people ever! He’s lucky to have you as a friend 😊
I kinda wonder if drink guy at the club was trying to roofie her and she didn't even know.
Very likely, it happens alot.
"because that's what friendship is like" damn she just flexed on all of us.
No just on you 🙃 Jk
Once a great wise man named Fed said while peeing on a chair “there will be many more chairs” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude stopping your pee is harder than you think
It’s damn near impossible while sober, much less while absolutely fucking shitfaced lmao 😂
0:31
Poki: and thats what friendship is like
me: thanks for telling me I don't have any
pokimane, the hero fed didnt want,
wait actually he did want pokimane...
@Jupiter Mapping I guess my autocorrect decided to fix the one letter and not the other.
This stuff really isn't aging well
Why?
Cause of the whole fed situation.
@@MerickCro if we knew what that was, we wouldn't ask-
Well I mean.. Most people who actually follow Offline T.V know. I'm not gonna sit up here and explain the entire situation though. In basic Fed was a sexual predator in a way.
@@MerickCro k. I don't get why people in high positions do that and ruin their careers.
When its a 35min story and you see pokimane talkin bout fed naked that mean she had seen too much.
Edit :She cleaned his pee.
😂 Wifey material. Marry already 💩
Poki is Fed mother in diguise
SkywaveX38 this didn’t age well
@@tylander2051 Yeah it sure didn't
This aged like fine wine
R17Films something poki would say
That means you two are really, really good friends.
I didn’t think the whole video was gonna be a story but it was a great story in the end
damn , who else is watching this in 2020 after Fed was kicked from the house
Maybe Fed called you to the club because his subconscious knew that he's Fricked on his own
It's the wild FED in his natural habitat
Fed: I am so sober HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Poki: *inhale* I am so FUC*ED-
literally anything involving Fed hasn't aged well, but this especially
Sounds like a usual drunk story... me and my boys every week💪
R/Humblebrag
Poki is funny but fed with this is Hilarious😂
Poki you LEGIT *"smurfed"* that day! XD
Her chat are so rude? They kept telling her to wrap up the story or saying it was boring when it was hella funny
idd I loved this video, I guess now they're named and shamed on the internet forever KEKW
LEGIT THE BEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD😂😂😂❤️. I love it so much
Honestly props to you, imagine what would've happened if you weren't there, he didn't even had his hotel card.
he also gave her all his money lol
Dude, that is probably the best told and funniest stories of drunk adventures I've ever heard. My sides went to fucking jupiter once it got to "YOU'RE PISSING ON THE CHAIR" part.
I had a harrowing experience during my prom weekend where everyone was like so gone (drunk, cross-faded, etc.) And it was so hard being one of the only sober people around (Like poki, I don't drink either) to make sure everyone was alright and not doing anything stupid. I had to clean up my friend's vomit in the bathroom because he didn't yack into the toilet, so I know how you feel when you had to clean Fed's pee. It was both funny yet also frustrating at the same time. I'm glad you managed to keep your cool most of the time, at least from what you talked about lol. I don't know how you managed to get through that night still sane haha. Relatable to the greatest extent.
Wierdchamp friendly I did something similar when a friend was puking into the toilet but I tricked him to drink a glass of vodka, told him it was water he took a real good sip and the puked like crazy.
Dude I had to wipe my friends ass bc he blacked out taking a shit at my place after a party. A couple of friends that stayed over and I were staring at him in disbelief like... 'Is this really happening' but then someone was like was like... 'Well we can't put him to bed with a poopy butt'. And everyone was looking at me bc I was his best friend and I was like ugh fine Imma do it. It was gross but also hilarious bc i've never seen someone so drunk to just fade away mid-shit.
Probs to Poki and you for taking care for your friends even when they are so wasted that they become infants basically.
Well this aged poorly
It aged perfectly showing how bad it was with Fed
It hits differently
Been there, done that. Quit drinking Fed. :-D
I know that for many people taking care of a friend in need who doesn't even know it is too big of a burden, and they just convince themselves that they'll be fine and use that as a justification to not do anything. You're a true friend Poki, and a good person. Respect.
everyone needs a poki in their life
I can’t handle crowded areas like my brain goes into protec 100 mode, so if someone touches my shoulder I will immediately pick up several different items and throw them at that person.
When you start spitting uncontrollably when you’re drunk. You’ve reached the max level of being wasted, also high chance of yack.
This story is amazing, but most importantly you're amazing, hope I find a friend like you
I’m worried on how Fed acts when he is drunk
Mexicans
Sources: I am Mexican
@@cicadaplum I confirm your source. I'm also mexican.
Latinos
Source: I am Colombian
ExtraLifeWithNoLife me: is stupid
well, that didn't age well
Poki: Show me the Hotel key card
Fed: ok ok sorry sorry
Fed: *Pulls out Bank statements*
Poki: Bish I know you're poor already now show me the Hotel Key card
Fed: *Sad Drunk Noises*
If I learned 1 thing about drinking, its this golden rule I was once told by an old guy and I kid you not it works...
*"Never accept a drink from a stranger, unless you do lots of the good stuff... Also dont do drugs but sum weed is okeee... its the soul's alcohol..."*
-drunk old man 2019
I still wonder how he's doing, but he was prolly visiting cause he spoke to me in english (and im from a country that doesnt have english as its native language)...
Mom poki taking care of baby drunk fed
Baby drunk Fed just doesn't sound right....
That's what friendship is like..... I wouldn't know cause I'm lonely.
I'm laughing on the edge of my seat and not even half way through. Good times.
It's important to hear stories like this for me. I pay extra close attention to the parts where bad or embarrassing things happen for the people who are drinking. It reminds me of years ago when I was drinking. See, I don't drink any more, and I gain strength in my resolve to stay sober from remembering such things from my own drinking days. Thanks, Poki.
Being the sober friend ain't fun, maybe once or twice but not all the time. 😐
You're a good friend. There are too many drunk people I've seen fall and end up with a bleed in their head. You really could have saved his life.
0:33 lol, had to describe friendship to chat 😂
this should be a podcast uploaded to spotify or apple music
Fed owes poki his life for the care she showed him that night 😂
i’m new to poki’s community but i’m rlly enjoying this storytime :,)
19:23
Poki’s inner thoughts: Charlie De’Melio who
Poke you are an angel for helping our boy fed out. Everyone deserves someone like you in there lives.
That whole story sounds like a Mom with her 4 year old stupid son (except for the drinking part ofc). LUL
I LOVE THIS STORY TIME. thank you for sharing
Like half those guys were trying to roofie her...
Im just seeing this and I’m crying so hard like this is the funniest thing I’ve heard 🤣🤣😭😭
damn that probably wasn't all he did that night😬
11:29 "that just like crosses boundarys in my BRRRRRRRRAIN" -Pokimane, 2020
This reminds me,
I went drinking out with friends, got home, and my mum found me, face-down, passed out in the bathroom with shit surrounding my body.
Not on me but just around, like those white marking left after a murder.
Not my proudest moment, but I blamed it on one of my friends: Steven.
That being said I'm about 2 years sober, lol.
Anyway, great story, Pokí.
This has aged like bread
Omg I love this channel cuz I get to know u better and your life XD I dont have much time to see your streams so thx for having this channel
10/10 best story teller ever! Could listen to you tell stories all day
18:30 in the chat: "this is gonna be on TH-cam"
A good friend gets drunk with other friends a great friend takes care of their drunk friends
Dude wasn’t just drunk lol sounds like he was cross faded 😂🤷♂️
This is great! Poki went from Poki the gamer to just Poki ! Definitely someone I would wanna hangout with lol especially Fed it all sounds like a great time 😂
Oh, you don’t know what happened, lmao
@@mohit_panjwani I literally found out right after I commented this 😂😂
This kinda aged well
Fed : *drunk as hell*
Poki : having a hard time while chilling at the same time
This video did not age well
Why
like milk.
By far poki this video was probably the funniest video yet on youtube "where's sue? shes flying" haha
0:31 "Corona Andy"
Damn has it really been two months since this whole pandemic started? I am aware it started awhile ago in China, but still interesting to see it being said in Stream Chat back in the beginning of February.
Edit: that was a good ass story, worth the 35 minutes 👌
Like the Fed story, this comment has aged awkwardly.😷
Holy fucck that was a great story. You're an amazing friend too. Also I really appreciate the way you handled everything with humor. A lot of that would give me a shit ton of anxiety.
Poki basically just saved Fed's life👏
He would've been absolutely screwed if it wasn't for you, you are a literal angel for doing what you did for him!!
Fed: You are my only chance of sucess.
Help me Poki-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
Poki out here giving me the Misfits vibe with her stories
this feels like an episode of the misfits podcast
Fed did a tutorial "How to bully a chair!"