OFFLINETV DOES A LIE DETECTOR TEST

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  • @gameovervirus2384
    @gameovervirus2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14065

    “I literally don’t give a shit about Harry Potter”
    -Harry Potter

  • @ComicalCow
    @ComicalCow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9661

    "Do you find Michael attractive?"
    Lily: "I'm not answering this."
    I never noticed it until now

    • @roomba.
      @roomba. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Ezekiel Hinson lmao

    • @gojosatoru3336
      @gojosatoru3336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Is michael legit 12 or this is a meme i miss

    • @ComicalCow
      @ComicalCow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@gojosatoru3336 Lol, no hes like 25 but he looks like he is 12

    • @oaf6146
      @oaf6146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@ComicalCow isn't he like 22?

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@oaf6146 he's like 22

  • @mysticwolf1358
    @mysticwolf1358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    michael could successfully lie about doing crack but couldn’t lie about his feelings for lily

    • @joneg7777
      @joneg7777 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That's romantic in sociopath

    • @noscw
      @noscw 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      How do you know he lied about crack

    • @rodenjaldinhartsough5739
      @rodenjaldinhartsough5739 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@noscwthat’s what I’m saying

  • @RaawHax
    @RaawHax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5101

    "Have you ever had a fantasy about Fed."
    Michael: "Yes" - about tazing the shit out of him lol

    • @iceprism9388
      @iceprism9388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Underated

    • @AmericanCaesarian
      @AmericanCaesarian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That’s every fantasy he had (idk about the one with lily though lol)

    • @chansdevon9443
      @chansdevon9443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yesssssss

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I imagine Lily’s fantasy was similarly about tazing the shit out of him.

  • @annika178
    @annika178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4161

    "Lily do you think you'll be in a relationship by the end of the year"
    Lily: "no"
    Michael: "im about to end her whole career"

    • @CardSearcher911
      @CardSearcher911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Funny enough he improved her career because he is the content in her vods and some streams.

    • @CardSearcher911
      @CardSearcher911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes, I know it was a joke.

    • @annika178
      @annika178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CardSearcher911 💀

    • @flyte707
      @flyte707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that was all the information he needed 😄

    • @chunkle5655
      @chunkle5655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move"

  • @MrVacca
    @MrVacca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3786

    “He believes it but he’s wrong” Quote of the day

    • @Zuignap
      @Zuignap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      such a good quote, I'm going around saying it to random people and they all think it's a very good quote

    • @bulldust1195
      @bulldust1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My family says they will if they get rid of a certain greedy player

    • @isaiah7267
      @isaiah7267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bulldust1195 you have to be more specific

    • @blazewalker7313
      @blazewalker7313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      John was straight Trolling them with some of these lol

    • @scott.727
      @scott.727 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Vacca “liberty” better

  • @seensomewhere
    @seensomewhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6762

    when Lily was asked ‘whether she would be in a relationship this year’, Poki and Michael shared a little glance at each other.......

    • @marleyyes
      @marleyyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Woow true she so knew lmao

    • @dalinaa5386
      @dalinaa5386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @Faith Lovegrove did u mean liberty? If so it was lily's and her ex Albert's ship name

    • @zer0g140
      @zer0g140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      Poki looked at Michael like she knew but i think Michael was just looking at scarra

    • @sneakingcian7393
      @sneakingcian7393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I mean they got together publicly in less than a month after this video

    • @wasimgamer1364
      @wasimgamer1364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      which time?

  • @Darius7214
    @Darius7214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1909

    Everyone: Dying of laughter
    Examiner: -_-

  • @davidalsobrooks135
    @davidalsobrooks135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8051

    "Lily, do you think you'll be in a relationship by the end of the year"
    "No"
    whelp

    • @chaelleeyang2647
      @chaelleeyang2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Hahahaha was gonna say the same thing

    • @vermont6260
      @vermont6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Scarra got that easy dough

    • @Pwnerz36
      @Pwnerz36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      It's like when they asked Michael if he has a crush on anyone big lie 😂

    • @im_ann_apple4435
      @im_ann_apple4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      6:12 - 6:26
      Scarra: "Do you hope Lily dies so you can get Temmie?"
      Michael: "Yes."
      John: "That's a lie"
      Everyone: "Aww"
      Lily: "That's cute."
      Michael: "That I hope you don't die?"
      Lily: "Yeah"
      Michael: "Alright."
      Fed: "Do you have a crush on anyone?"
      Michael: "No."
      John: "Big lie."
      Hearing the news and rewatching this now, i love every single bit of it.

    • @im_ann_apple4435
      @im_ann_apple4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      7:39 !!! - 7:47
      Fed: "Do you think Lily is a good influence for you?"
      Michael: " No. Bad person. Bad, bad person. Bad. Nightmare. Bad person."
      John: "Lie."

  • @MesaGaming
    @MesaGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2841

    "Do you think Yvonne is always mad"
    "Yes"
    Yvonne gets mad.

    • @hellothere4378
      @hellothere4378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      >Tsun

    • @Rei_XXii
      @Rei_XXii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *troglodyte screaming*

    • @ragemadd6340
      @ragemadd6340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she's like Nani!!!

    • @radioraccon9054
      @radioraccon9054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Do you think scarra is attractive?"
      9:11 Scarra looks so happy

  • @joshu1918
    @joshu1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6785

    Despite how much I love the video Lie detectors aren’t actually capable of detecting a lie, they detect sweat, your pulse, and a few other things. I think Michael actually knew this looking at his consistent facial expressions ( he’s trying to stay perfectly still and calm )
    Fun fact: a lot of criminals have actually successfully passed a lie detector test because they knew how to keep their cool.

    • @meyeneetuks4680
      @meyeneetuks4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Right that wut i thought too. You can totally trick a lie detector

    • @corb805
      @corb805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Yeah but it is still difficult, especially without practice

    • @roben3957
      @roben3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True 👍

    • @yikes6613
      @yikes6613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Facts

    • @riswald2723
      @riswald2723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@corb805 yeah but its easy af to trip it accidentally and give a false positive

  • @Swaggingdaily
    @Swaggingdaily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    “Do you do crack?”
    “Of course”
    “Truth”
    LMAO

    • @ryancampbell6532
      @ryancampbell6532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The lie detector only detects changes in heart rate when they get asked the question so if it spikes they lied or if it stays flat he is telling truth Michael probably knew this so he tried to play the machine by staying calm

    • @SeraphOC
      @SeraphOC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That right there is proof that lie detectors can be fooled if you keep your cool.

    • @breawen
      @breawen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SeraphOC so. are you saying that... Michael never really did crack... before?😳

    • @SeraphOC
      @SeraphOC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@breawen Oh, I'm not proving or disproving it, I'm just saying that because last I checked, crack is illegal

  • @mooncide_
    @mooncide_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11918

    I cant believe they got the legendary John to do this lol

    • @BennyBrown00
      @BennyBrown00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      unovatrainerwhite // who the fuck is John. That’s the most NA name I’ve literally ever heard 😂
      I really do live under a rock 🥺

    • @cheekbonetombstone4712
      @cheekbonetombstone4712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +898

      @@BennyBrown00 he's done lie director tests for a ton of famous people (YT and TV)

    • @aaronzhuo909
      @aaronzhuo909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      he’s the David Dobrik dude

    • @moonlightkayla4903
      @moonlightkayla4903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      RIGHT!!

    • @OfflineTV
      @OfflineTV  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1886

      we dont mess around

  • @super_cyb0rg226
    @super_cyb0rg226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5576

    {Dying on the inside}"He believes that, but he's wrong."
    John is a goddamn legend.

  • @marilindsey865
    @marilindsey865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I love how the examiner is in EVERY single TH-camrs lie detector tests. And still manages to keep a straight face the whole time. I swear the same examiner was in all types of TH-camrs lie detector test, hes everywhere.

    • @Bubbline13
      @Bubbline13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s an absolute legend

  • @gwaffles1039
    @gwaffles1039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    He didn't get a girlfriend, but he did get canceled.

    • @user-kx8pu6ys5i
      @user-kx8pu6ys5i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pog

    • @gliderman9302
      @gliderman9302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poor guy died of gf starvation

    • @irayena
      @irayena 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Abigart69 look it up

    • @itsmrdante6274
      @itsmrdante6274 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@irayena what do I look up?

    • @irayena
      @irayena 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsmrdante6274 fedmyster allegations or fedmyster and pokimane/yvonne drama

  • @Monkeyz727Awzome
    @Monkeyz727Awzome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3272

    I love how when Michael lies he's just as surprised as everyone else

    • @tejacube8373
      @tejacube8373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      I feel like in some of his 'true' answers he actually lied but he has gotten so good at it that the detector didn't detect it.

    • @patrykjanas3182
      @patrykjanas3182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      @@tejacube8373 I mean he spent a decent amount of time on mastering lies and deception so it'd make sense

    • @Outwardpd
      @Outwardpd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Lol that is because moving is an autofail for the question and they didn't seem to try and prevent it because it is just for a funny video.

    • @babablap
      @babablap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      It's because lie detectors don't work.

    • @byakurenhoujuu
      @byakurenhoujuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Probably because lie detectors have the accuracy of a blind shooter.

  • @kainna1537
    @kainna1537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5265

    “He believes that but he is wrong” this guy made my week

    • @PomuLeafEveryday
      @PomuLeafEveryday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Kevin Alao John for OfflineTV lmao

    • @mremerald4013
      @mremerald4013 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When

    • @billydakid3
      @billydakid3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      this is also the only time i saw this man change his expression in this video

    • @kainna1537
      @kainna1537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      billydakid3 you can see the disappointment on his face :v

    • @i_have_yd6479
      @i_have_yd6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@billydakid3 this is the first time I've seen him change his expression in any video I've seen of him. Even when he said he'd kill ned lol

  • @BeloJel0
    @BeloJel0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Scarra: do you think guys are more attractive with glasses?
    Poki: personally, yes
    Me looks over to Lilly and remembers that Poki had a gay fantacy about someone in the house.

    • @kaziahreed4255
      @kaziahreed4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was sooo... I love this comment so much.

    • @anunimates_2690
      @anunimates_2690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ONFG LMAOAkj

    • @biaxolotl5171
      @biaxolotl5171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      if anyone in OT, poki is the by far the most gay and I expect her to come out as bi any day now

    • @shoto42
      @shoto42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@biaxolotl5171 bro fucking same, be like “WELCOME TO THE CLUB” but if she isn’t I get that it’s joke and respect that she isn’t lgbtq

    • @zacyquack
      @zacyquack 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@biaxolotl5171 assuming people’s sexualities. Kinda cringe bruv

  • @progunantilife4777
    @progunantilife4777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "Yvonne do you love me?"
    "No."
    "True"
    Couldnt have aged worse lmao

    • @lowselfworth
      @lowselfworth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @drakashrakenburgproduction5369
      @drakashrakenburgproduction5369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was like "gee I wonder why?".

    • @Wolfsins
      @Wolfsins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@drakashrakenburgproduction5369 jazz hands XD

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      why what happened

    • @crypticutopia7228
      @crypticutopia7228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Abigart69 Fedmyster kinda got kicked out of OfflineTV due to sexually harassing poki and Yvonne

  • @SomeRandomJackAss
    @SomeRandomJackAss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25596

    That examiner guy was so stone faced and serious the whole time, but still had excellent comedic timing.

    • @kodascott1415
      @kodascott1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Obama

    • @jomo3480
      @jomo3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      He made the video

    • @dwaynebarackjohnson6002
      @dwaynebarackjohnson6002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      @@kodascott1415 yes?

    • @eternalreality3260
      @eternalreality3260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      The best comedians don’t laugh at their own jokes.

    • @jarheadjlm364
      @jarheadjlm364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      in a past video he said he hates lies from i think buzz feed hired him

  • @nexal8109
    @nexal8109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2545

    John: do you like to hurt and bring despair on people?
    Michael: *sweats aggressively*

    • @borpie
      @borpie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nah Michael would proudly say "HELL YA I DO!"

    • @bgttgb100
      @bgttgb100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@borpie and it would be true

    • @drdandy5680
      @drdandy5680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Michael: yes without a doubt

    • @nexal8109
      @nexal8109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      John: do you want to use temmi as a experimental pet for your next video?
      Michael: 0-0 “I have never thought about that!”
      Lie detector: lies
      Lily: TF u were thinking about using temmi as a experiment pet?!
      Michael: no
      Lie detector: lies

    • @benr.3565
      @benr.3565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHY WAS THIS NOT A QUESTION?

  • @user-kh9dl2nf5q
    @user-kh9dl2nf5q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    The fact that John kept a straight face like a statue even tho he did some funny shit.

    • @dhma2343
      @dhma2343 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A re mparmpagiannh esu kai ta english jokes sou:}

  • @partypoison8476
    @partypoison8476 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Its so interesting to see Lily and Michael's complicated relationship here being hinted at and blossoming. I can imagine what every member was thinking whenever the convo is about the two of them

  • @CallMeVidd
    @CallMeVidd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8758

    “Do you think Michael’s attractive?”
    Lily: “I’m not answering that”
    “Do you have a crush on anyone”
    Michael: “no”
    *lie*
    Huh

    • @DeadLog
      @DeadLog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      That was like the only one that was a lie for Michael right?

    • @All54321
      @All54321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      minen creepers
      There were a few lies

    • @willmarazita3189
      @willmarazita3189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thats a lie

    • @SeriFabz1323
      @SeriFabz1323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@willmarazita3189 LMAO 😭

    • @RaffiMiah
      @RaffiMiah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You can think someone is attractive and not have a crush on them.

  • @muffingod2136
    @muffingod2136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    “Do you have a crush on anyone”
    Lily: no
    “True”
    Michael: 👁👄👁
    💧

  • @kissarmin7130
    @kissarmin7130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Looking back at this knowing what Fed did is awkward as fuck

    • @Tunchai
      @Tunchai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What did he do

    • @kollanata.620
      @kollanata.620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Tunchai sexual assault on pretty much everyone in the house

    • @pia1945
      @pia1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dude I think about how Yvonne said no when everyone asked if she liked it when they enter her room she probably was scared all the time about the fact it might be Fed :(

    • @cade2561
      @cade2561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeaj, he’s a creep. All he keep asking is if the gitls have a crush on him. Damn weirdo

    • @antifreeze3526
      @antifreeze3526 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      nem tudom olvastad e a dossziét amit kirakott a pali, elég sok mindent elmagyaráz. nem akkora geci csak nagyon lejáratták

  • @cktvede287
    @cktvede287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17571

    Can we just talk about how Michael got the detector to read truth when he answered yes to doing crack

    • @emnems_5982
      @emnems_5982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

      LIES AND DECEIT

    • @heroas10
      @heroas10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

      If you believe it hard enough it becomes the truth.

    • @danielyaffe8082
      @danielyaffe8082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      Its called Movie Magic

    • @MewsDabest
      @MewsDabest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

      He jokes about it so much that his body has no reaction to it anymore so its not going to sense a lie, lie detectors aren't 100%.

    • @fhdang8978
      @fhdang8978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      cktvede that’s private info the fbi will be at your door tomorrow please don’t fight them

  • @jackalamdari6634
    @jackalamdari6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13312

    They made this random guy “John” have control of the lie detector because they know Michael was going to turn it into some sadistic torture interrogation machine

    • @joshuarodriguez5478
      @joshuarodriguez5478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Jack Alamdari no lie, going into this video I thought that’s what it was 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😂

    • @ganbarebeam1728
      @ganbarebeam1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      whenever someone lies, they get tazed

    • @obsidianskin9502
      @obsidianskin9502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      john isn't random he famous

    • @joosterrr
      @joosterrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Johns been in the try guys and guaranteed more you tubers lie detector vids

    • @yummy2taps716
      @yummy2taps716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@joosterrr David dobriks

  • @fgialcgorge7392
    @fgialcgorge7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Lily saying Scarra is attractive and his face is the most wholesome thing I could imagine for any of them because I guarantee you he still remembers she said that even if she doesn't still believe it. For a guy, especially guys who don't get compliments often, you hold onto that moment forever and remember the feeling, you feed off the confidence it once gave you because it may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you or about you even if it is indirect.

  • @agent2597
    @agent2597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “Yvonne do you love me?”
    “No”
    Good baseline bud, it’s ok, gotta make sure the equipment’s working

  • @bean3243
    @bean3243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3597

    Lily: "Easiest money I've ever made."
    Michael: Not if I can help it.

    • @hellothere7389
      @hellothere7389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lily better have paid scarra his money now

    • @confidentidiot1431
      @confidentidiot1431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Honestly this video is so much cuter after I found out that my boi michel did the deed

    • @russiank9802
      @russiank9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@confidentidiot1431 he what

    • @okwut6377
      @okwut6377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@confidentidiot1431 tell us

    • @stikcynikcy6559
      @stikcynikcy6559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      RussianK he is dating lily

  • @kjartannn
    @kjartannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24232

    Michael is a demonstration that lie detectors can easily be bypassed

    • @CreamyX_x
      @CreamyX_x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      As hissfcdaskkkkkjah

    • @TheStarsofhell27
      @TheStarsofhell27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2049

      I for one whole heartedly thinks he smokes crack tho

    • @Dryphu
      @Dryphu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

      Well Acne is a sign of hard drug use so....

    • @wesdy517
      @wesdy517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +929

      @@Dryphu damn I must do a lot of drugs

    • @CardSearcher911
      @CardSearcher911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

      Not easily. I'm certain his believes that he smokes crack becuase he's used the joke so much to the point where he considers it to he true.
      It all depends on what you yourself believe. This is why John said that while Fed truly believes the Cowboys will make it to the Super Bowl he's wrong.

  • @larkaltaccount2654
    @larkaltaccount2654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Micheals test was most interesting to me because it reminds me a lot of interviews/interrogations with people deemed insane. Short blunt honest answers that dont sugar coat anything, no self preservation, just truth.

    • @ruhenshamraaj8728
      @ruhenshamraaj8728 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because that is how you pass those tests, even if the answer is inaccurate. You can be lying your ass off but it will not show you are lying if you are confident.

  • @zora2532
    @zora2532 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love scarra’s happy face after being complimented 9:11

  • @ikindadrawstuff
    @ikindadrawstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5387

    “Do you think you’ll be in a relationship by the end of this year?”
    Lily: “no” *truth*
    16 days later: *starts dating Michael*

    • @stanleyjiang2244
      @stanleyjiang2244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wait, fr?

    • @Kyoushii
      @Kyoushii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@stanleyjiang2244 Bro where have you been this hole time? They have been dating for like 2 months

    • @ikindadrawstuff
      @ikindadrawstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Stanley Jiang fr, my dude

    • @nerdsearch4329
      @nerdsearch4329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I guess that was a fucking lie- Tyler the creator

    • @ikindadrawstuff
      @ikindadrawstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @Kirbyle7
    @Kirbyle7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4452

    "Do you smoke crack?"
    "Yes."
    "True."
    He is indeed the master of lies and deceit.

    • @samuelszabo5006
      @samuelszabo5006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      yes also are we jsut gonna let that go

    • @crimson3970
      @crimson3970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Kirby Le or maybe he just smokes crack

    • @SilverTheGreatX
      @SilverTheGreatX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Perhaps.... Or perhaps not, and we were fooled twice

    • @AoiYukinoMisharu
      @AoiYukinoMisharu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      At the beginning he was like Azula, just... lying with no remorse.

    • @sigal5542
      @sigal5542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does he tho really? I heard some shit about him being arrested or something like that

  • @zzzeniii
    @zzzeniii ปีที่แล้ว +28

    watching all of these old videos makes so much sense that fed is actually a predator

    • @Arkets
      @Arkets 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I was thinking the exact same thing

    • @milo5315
      @milo5315 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was looking for this comment, it's kind of painful to watch with that context

  • @hopegrace1535
    @hopegrace1535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Knowing what we know about Fed now, this makes me so uncomfortable and sad for them

    • @imjoshhru
      @imjoshhru ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I just started watching Offline TV and didn't even know about the Fed shit until today. He instantly gave me an off vibe after the first vid I saw him in Just something about him didn't feel right and after finding this all out today, I'm not entirely surprised

    • @billydouglass9112
      @billydouglass9112 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why what happened

    • @yolomcswagmuffins6574
      @yolomcswagmuffins6574 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@billydouglass9112He touched Yvonne (and I believe Lily once) inappropriately on multiple occasions when he was drunk

    • @wpvideos1967
      @wpvideos1967 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yolomcswagmuffins6574 Poki as well unfortunately

    • @elfiii_
      @elfiii_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's exactly how I felt watching this, especially with just how many questions were related to being attracted to him.

  • @macncheese137
    @macncheese137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10960

    I think this proves that Michael had a crush on Lily first-

    • @arthuredington6171
      @arthuredington6171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +914

      Michael Reeves: " That's objectively not true."

    • @tasie8352
      @tasie8352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      It's really cute how he loves her tho

    • @kayoom9613
      @kayoom9613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@tasie8352 In a violent side of a person, there is always a softer side.

    • @kamikaze1970
      @kamikaze1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Though I’m pretty sure lily likes Michael during then because of
      “Do you think Michael is attractive”
      “I’m not answering”

    • @dumacc218
      @dumacc218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@kamikaze1970 “do you have a crush on anyone” Lily said no and it was true-

  • @thedogthatcandraw
    @thedogthatcandraw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    lily saying she doesn’t have a crush
    Micheal: critical hit

    • @exginger528
      @exginger528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Alternatively, a really hard giveaway was when she answered yes to Scarra being attractive, but then avoided the question of Mykull being attractive. Honestly, this was a bigger hint than any polygraph test.

    • @ohcool8314
      @ohcool8314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@exginger528 oop

    • @tylerphipps5295
      @tylerphipps5295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It not hard to fake the test they work of of heart rate so as long as you stay come and think it's true the test will say it is even if its not

    • @tiosbtr
      @tiosbtr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well yea, when fed asked if she thought Michael was attractive she said she doesn’t want to answer the question.

    • @enpen8743
      @enpen8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You writing Micheal:
      Critical hit

  • @Peppermations
    @Peppermations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Lily: "Scarra and me made a bet that if I don't have a relationship by the end of this year, he's gonna give me 1000 dollars. It's the easiest money I've ever made."
    *Literally 2 fucking weeks later*

  • @Ebby-db6cv
    @Ebby-db6cv 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Michaels smile when he said lie for the crush one🥹

  • @Escanor-fj7dv
    @Escanor-fj7dv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2663

    Scarra: do you think Yvonne is always mad?
    Michael: yes
    *yvonne gets mad in confusion*

    • @Grombo79
      @Grombo79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It's a positive feedback loop. She gets mad because he thinks she's always mad, then realizes that getting mad only proves the point, then she's mad that she can't get mad about michael thinking she's always mad.

    • @nguyenhoangminhtrung2779
      @nguyenhoangminhtrung2779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Grombo79 madception

  • @wees1464
    @wees1464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23389

    i think we're all underestimating the sense of humor on the lie detector guy

  • @prrrismo
    @prrrismo ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Michael lying about having a crush on someone (6:23) followed by Lily not having a crush on anyone (8:58) broke my heart

  • @experwt2700
    @experwt2700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Do you think that you're gonna be in a relationship this year?"
    Lily: "Uh, no"
    about a couple of days after this video has been posted:
    Lily:
    Around the February 21, 2020, fellow OTV member LilyPichu confirmed that Reeves and her were dating, telling her stream viewers he was her Valentine's Day call and asking him out in the process. Since then, she has confirmed this several times in her other streams.

  • @LeonAlexGuitar
    @LeonAlexGuitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51687

    "Do you have a crush on anyone?"
    Lily: "no"
    *LIES AND DECEIT*

    • @Softbirb
      @Softbirb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1517

      Guess Gremlins attract Gremlins

    • @maxr268
      @maxr268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3458

      You could see Michael's face die 😂😂

    • @TanKaiSiang
      @TanKaiSiang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

      "Thats the easiest money I have ever made"

    • @anansiackhasone3428
      @anansiackhasone3428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      Poor Michael

    • @alanyamamura
      @alanyamamura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

      Well maybe she wasn’t sure at this moment.

  • @Contade06
    @Contade06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3513

    Respect to the guy that brought the lie detector, he didn’t smile once.

  • @NotFlip
    @NotFlip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:46
    "Do you think guys are more attractive with glasses?"
    Pokimane: yes.
    Simps: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @ravenartistofficial
    @ravenartistofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Did anyone else get really weird vibes from any episode with Fed in it? I dunno why but I started watching this channel recently and every time that guy is shown on camera I just feel wrong...

    • @zdemonguy8712
      @zdemonguy8712 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know what fed did was inexcusable and horrible but can we please just not hate on past fed you know before he did all the screwed up stuff

    • @milanddangol210
      @milanddangol210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @gliderman9302
      @gliderman9302 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he got too gf deprived

  • @teunrijkers1362
    @teunrijkers1362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8708

    Lilypichu: its the easiest money ive ever made
    Michael: hold my beer.

    • @ohgodithurts4594
      @ohgodithurts4594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +625

      michael: hold my hand

    • @supahgal3894
      @supahgal3894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Hold my tazers

    • @TheMellowNova
      @TheMellowNova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@ohgodithurts4594 brooo that was smart

    • @eggward7203
      @eggward7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Best part was that it was a week later

    • @audreywynne
      @audreywynne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *apple juice

  • @snowycavern3312
    @snowycavern3312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6148

    Fed to Michael:"Do you have a crush on anyone"
    Michael:No
    John:*Lie*
    *FORESHADOWING INTENSIFIES*

    • @nicorossvergara4064
      @nicorossvergara4064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      and when Michael asked Lily if she had a crush on anyone

    • @thatguy4996
      @thatguy4996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      and also he doesnt hope Lily dies so he could get Temmie and she said ghats cute. Also he said he had a fantasy with someone in Otv. Last thing: Lily didnt answer when asked if she thinks Michael is attractive

    • @manydoorsedboy6579
      @manydoorsedboy6579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thus proving he liked Lily first.

    • @defiantbryant6263
      @defiantbryant6263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicorossvergara4064 It was fed asking btw

  • @toxicallypink
    @toxicallypink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Aw that's cute. I started watching recently and I thought Michael and Lily had been together for years. It's so sweet 🥺

  • @eragonshadeslayer9184
    @eragonshadeslayer9184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If he is a professional he should know that when someone is laughing or doing any activity that makes your heart rate spike he shouldn’t say if something is a truth or a lie because the results get skewed. It’s the same reason that most lie detector can’t be used in court because they aren’t accurate, people get stressed or laugh and there’s big spikes in heart rate

  • @bobariah8038
    @bobariah8038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1469

    Scarra: I DO NOT HAVE GAY FANTASIES OF YOU
    John: That’s a lie

  • @beansupplier1786
    @beansupplier1786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2935

    Person: tries to defend self
    Guy: that's a lie

  • @woodsydayz4361
    @woodsydayz4361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    jokes on him 2021 was not his year

  • @bedwarschaos4472
    @bedwarschaos4472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how everybody is laughing their heads off while the examiner is just sitting there without the slightest change in his facial expression

  • @JuneNafziger
    @JuneNafziger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34378

    Michael was able to ace it because he kept calm, implying he already has experience with a polygraph, implying he's been arrested for crimes serious enough to be subjected to a polygraph test.

    • @warcrabs
      @warcrabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

      Linus Nafziger some people are just really good at cheating in polygraph tests.

    • @akroplex699
      @akroplex699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1634

      There are these famous serial killers who have figured out the polygraph test and managed to bypass their crimes.

    • @doubledare7736
      @doubledare7736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Linus Nafziger nasa worker he is

    • @FrostDzNz
      @FrostDzNz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +934

      Knowing him he bought a cheap one to mess around with or studied one for a robot idea a while ago

    • @xnightmarezz6930
      @xnightmarezz6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@akroplex699 that's nice to know I guess

  • @tooopi.7993
    @tooopi.7993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8464

    Michael's next idea: A lie detector that tazes you when you lie.

    • @1ndiasmusic
      @1ndiasmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      That's what I was hoping for

    • @claramercadal2863
      @claramercadal2863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I thought this was what the video was about when I clicked xD

    • @ttpteqi9912
      @ttpteqi9912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      stolen

    • @clearskiesmovieproject4685
      @clearskiesmovieproject4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Stop feeding his fetish lmao.

    • @banananatto5555
      @banananatto5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That might actually be the greatest invention in human history where do i sign the petition

  • @Nobody-bg8qb
    @Nobody-bg8qb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Do you do crack?"
    "Of Course"

    • @ilovepiss
      @ilovepiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “True”

  • @demodemon8940
    @demodemon8940 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Do you have a crush on anyone?"
    Michael: "No"
    Internal Michael: "Yes Yes Yes YES!"
    And then Lily having that bet with Scara, only to ask Michael out 9 days after this video comes out

  • @smw_marytime6692
    @smw_marytime6692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5312

    It’s counted as a lie when your heartbeat goes up, so I think when Michael was asked if he liked them, he didn’t lie, his heartbeat just went up because Lily was talking to him

    • @AG4me42
      @AG4me42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      This is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      In that case, it'd look like I was lying about everything lol

    • @gangstapenguin7877
      @gangstapenguin7877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      This is cute but there's more than just heartbeat. For example, i know sweat levels are one of them too

    • @abbasturd
      @abbasturd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@gangstapenguin7877 That’s really bad then, I have really sweaty hands.

    • @dumacc218
      @dumacc218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nahhh his heart skipped a beat otherwise it would detect his increased heartbeat

  • @sbald290
    @sbald290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4722

    Lily: "If i don't have a relationship by the end of this year, he's gonna give me a 1000 dollars, it's the easiest money i've ever made"
    Michael: "HEELLOOOOO GUYS I DO CRACK"
    Lily: "Nice"

    • @philippeprevost9849
      @philippeprevost9849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Lily:Da muscle compel me

    • @wildmoose3979
      @wildmoose3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Michael: I do crack
      Lily: Rose's are red
      Slaves get whipped
      We are in
      A *RELATIONSHIP*

    • @ayy-drienproductions7221
      @ayy-drienproductions7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wildmoose3979 Edit this to say cream please

    • @Internetprolet1312
      @Internetprolet1312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey what was 15:02 all about? I haven’t been around to long so I don’t know what they mean.

    • @Slobzz
      @Slobzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Internetprolet1312 otv ship (online tv ship) they are asking which one flopped the hardest

  • @tjtomax
    @tjtomax ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fed in any video for otv did not age well

  • @inkyvoids
    @inkyvoids ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the fed questions felt super uncomfy dude

  • @jssed
    @jssed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16660

    Scarra's smile when Lily said he's attractive is the most wholesome thing ever.

    • @jlim9411
      @jlim9411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

      I really hope he finds a nice woman sometime soon. He’s such a nice guy and seeing all of his friends go in and out of relationships can’t always be an easy thing to watch. He deserves someone special.

    • @blaneykennethmcroyii9850
      @blaneykennethmcroyii9850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      It's all like :D

    • @Dynamikcheese
      @Dynamikcheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      That's the thing with Asians. Looks doesn't = attractiveness

    • @papagut7296
      @papagut7296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      That’s actually adorable

    • @TheBassUnleashed
      @TheBassUnleashed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Free fed

  • @umairrana2821
    @umairrana2821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7202

    To Michael: Do you think you’re the smartest person in offline tv?
    He *IS* the smartest person in offline tv

    • @dazzledchapsticks
      @dazzledchapsticks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      No, He's THE smartest

    • @axtra9561
      @axtra9561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@dazzledchapsticks thats the same fucking thing

    • @zahed5556
      @zahed5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      IQ points fosho , wisdom wise it's Scarra fosho

    • @jimquim1574
      @jimquim1574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@dazzledchapsticks because of crack

    • @gamebow9630
      @gamebow9630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      wasn't his old job something to do with the department of defence

  • @klutzyjoke9135
    @klutzyjoke9135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    AWWW MICHAEL AND LILY HAD CRUSHES ON EACHOTHER AT THIS TIME SO CUTE

  • @lucolucky8196
    @lucolucky8196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The dude that was making the lies and truths thingy
    Was so emotionless

  • @skidooqt
    @skidooqt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2540

    Michael is the only person who truthfully said that:
    • He has a crush on someone;
    • Been in a fantasy;
    • And did crack.
    The true *Lad of OTV*

    • @rikaaracc
      @rikaaracc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Poki: I dont like Fed! I'm not even kidding!
      John: *appears from the shadows on stream* That's a lie.

    • @Zhajn
      @Zhajn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      well to be fair, John mentioned that movement makes the machine give a lie reaction. she did move a lot
      With that being said, I still think she was lying

    • @aloma2633
      @aloma2633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      After seeing Reckful podcast with Poki and know she reject $3 million deal you will understand "is not about the money"

    • @Zhajn
      @Zhajn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aloma2633 I didn't see that podcast, so she was offered a $3 million dollar deal and she rejected it? or did she say she "would" reject it? because saying it and actually doing it are very different things.

    • @rojay90
      @rojay90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not releveant but 2000th like

  • @sks220
    @sks220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2582

    I loves John's 'done with their shit' expressions but also the fact that he's playing along and making jokes while holding said expression.

    • @lewiserox
      @lewiserox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      "He believes that's but he's wrong" had me chuckling

    • @williamcarr8234
      @williamcarr8234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I can't help but feel like it's staged so everyone can ship whatever and it makes an interesting idea

    • @lukeprescott5649
      @lukeprescott5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think he was the same guy that did it for the try guys

    • @ZakCheshire
      @ZakCheshire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@williamcarr8234 lie detector tests actually detect stress, which usually coincides with lies but not always. Also lily made it clear that not everything in the video was true

    • @Cami-wd4rw
      @Cami-wd4rw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ZakCheshire yeah cause they fd up when they hit up a John which has been doing polygrapher for very long.

  • @JadaytheVOC
    @JadaytheVOC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would honestly love to see them do this again this year or next and possibly get their friends involved too 🤔

  • @sharingan652
    @sharingan652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Do think guys with glasses are attractive?"
    "Yes."
    Scarra and Michael had no hesitation. That's the homies right there.

  • @tallsw7290
    @tallsw7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3407

    the "that didn't age well" wave has been started again

    • @needisnecessito8663
      @needisnecessito8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Might also add YIKES as well

    • @adamotog.7812
      @adamotog.7812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I hate going into every. single. comment section and seeing those ;^; Like we get it! Move on!

    • @needisnecessito8663
      @needisnecessito8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@adamotog.7812 like YIKES, ama right?

    • @blze2314
      @blze2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am sure every one came here after what happened

    • @rancidteenager4991
      @rancidteenager4991 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      RX same

  • @July-gj1st
    @July-gj1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1967

    Michael is probably thinking “Man, I bet this would be more fun if… oh next video idea: A lie detector that tases you!”

    • @nagisadies7967
      @nagisadies7967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I would like to see this.

    • @madude007
      @madude007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude....

    • @marcellbalog
      @marcellbalog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's an existing product

    • @euphoria2821
      @euphoria2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      July17 tbh i thought that was it first

    • @dansteyful
      @dansteyful 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh man, that would actually be great, Lie detector that tazes you when you lie.

  • @asherkendall7446
    @asherkendall7446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Michel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: a literally don't give a shit about harry potter...(long wait) john:True

  • @a.susanto3316
    @a.susanto3316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love the stonecold face scarra make during the question session, but flip 180° after it

  • @chromatique_music
    @chromatique_music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4306

    Michael: hates Harry Potter
    Also Michael: looks exactly like him

    • @heymemesaregreat551
      @heymemesaregreat551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He never said he hate it, he just doesn’t care

    • @MoisterChife
      @MoisterChife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hmm
      You are right

    • @juhairierosli9573
      @juhairierosli9573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hate isekai and harem protagonist

    • @beepyyy
      @beepyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      the man basically is harry potter but instead of magic and shit its robots

    • @sleepparalysisdemon4886
      @sleepparalysisdemon4886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That means he hates himself....
      r/im14andthisisdeep

  • @Kakali45
    @Kakali45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2964

    Scarra: Do you think you're gonna be in relationship this year?
    Lily: No
    Michael: **Giorno's theme starts playing**

    • @nicholastolentino5676
      @nicholastolentino5676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I, Michael reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, had a dream, to hold lily's hand

    • @ghiaccioiced
      @ghiaccioiced 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Nicholas Tolentino Killer Queen has already touched Lily’s hand (also Kira’s hand fetish xD)

    • @nicholastolentino5676
      @nicholastolentino5676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghiaccioiced
      Shit
      STAR PLATINUM
      ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!

    • @lewdgod6342
      @lewdgod6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have found my people

    • @konokadachi6493
      @konokadachi6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah yes.... KINGU CURIMSON

  • @animefategames9637
    @animefategames9637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how the examiner just looked so stone faced and dead inside and yet the timing of taking off the arm piece and him calling lies is great

  • @uhmayze
    @uhmayze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    John is the most serious person alive, literally had the best joke timing and had the straightest face ever

  • @michaelmao6180
    @michaelmao6180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2013

    I'm sure Fed hired this John guy. Everybody had a fantasy with Fed, lol.

    • @Sj-bp8dx
      @Sj-bp8dx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      'A Fantasy' can be anything. It doesn't have to be sexual. It can be imagining Fed in a tutu.

    • @stanislaviliev6305
      @stanislaviliev6305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Sj-bp8dx that's pretty kinky in this day and age

    • @Jo0chueE
      @Jo0chueE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sj 17 they clearly meant sexual fantasies...

    • @DarkMoon095
      @DarkMoon095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do

    • @ruiribeiro8010
      @ruiribeiro8010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he also said that fed had used a dildo b4 so... XD

  • @AdrianoASGomes
    @AdrianoASGomes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11042

    "Have you ever had a fantasy with anyone here?"
    Everyone: *NO*
    Michael: *Y E S*
    That's why I respect that guy.

    • @jphininzy9058
      @jphininzy9058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      True

    • @sakuyaizayoi8946
      @sakuyaizayoi8946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      *_Did You Plot To Kill Anyone In Here Michael?_*
      *_Michael:Depends On Context_*

    • @iscream9365
      @iscream9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      but he did say he doesnt give a damn about harry potter so that hurts me a bit

    • @MewsDabest
      @MewsDabest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@iscream9365 no one should give a shit about Harry Potter the dumb bitch ruined it

    • @MewsDabest
      @MewsDabest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @TehFinalBrick exactly

  • @skylofter6840
    @skylofter6840 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    first this video got uh awkward after the whole fed thing then now this video got awkward over the whole lie detector guy being a fraud thing this video really cant take a break huh shame cause its actually not that bad of a vid

  • @bradybeckley3343
    @bradybeckley3343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I still love that scarra AND Michael both gave their glasses to Fed.🤣🤣🤣

  • @jiro4485
    @jiro4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    Lily: Do you love me?
    Michael:Love is a relative term

  • @259amvibesngl4
    @259amvibesngl4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3681

    Do you have a crush on anyone
    Lily: no
    Michael: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

    • @madvlogs9792
      @madvlogs9792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You just copied that from so pussy

    • @lolvap1637
      @lolvap1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@madvlogs9792 your toxic

    • @MistahDbike
      @MistahDbike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@lolvap1637 you're*

    • @lolvap1637
      @lolvap1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@MistahDbike thank you

    • @lolvap1637
      @lolvap1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Ethan Nance amazing I couldn't say it better myself

  • @seanmclaughlin9148
    @seanmclaughlin9148 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The lie detector predicted 3 years into the future about poki

  • @nicholas6836
    @nicholas6836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All of the questions about finding Fed attractive are super uncomfortable now in retrospect…. Yikes.

    • @feyenoord1821
      @feyenoord1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      why?

    • @yeungscs
      @yeungscs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@feyenoord1821 Fed kept sexually harassing all the female members of OTV

    • @nicholas6836
      @nicholas6836 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@feyenoord1821 he got kicked out because he was making the girls uncomfortable and straight sexually harassing them.

  • @thecreator6959
    @thecreator6959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    What did we learn?
    Everyone has had gay fantasies
    Everyone likes fed

    • @tim3130.
      @tim3130. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Polis face when the question was asked was like i dont want to be here

    • @life_archive7840
      @life_archive7840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is that a Gacha version of Frisky's avatar?

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think people just get embarrassed when they are asked the question about gay fantasies. Which is why they always appear to lie.

    • @nxvh9062
      @nxvh9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dexterjettster8875 I mean polygraphs are unreliable asf anyway

    • @theratking3075
      @theratking3075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone wants to fuck everyone else.

  • @wolfytopia.9317
    @wolfytopia.9317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2841

    They should do another one with brodin, toast, and sykkuno. I would love to see how embarrassed sykunno would get and how brodin would mess with them

    • @UsmanKhan-xs7hz
      @UsmanKhan-xs7hz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      i would love to see that especially having sykk on it now that he’s more confident and basically a pro at among is

    • @achild5864
      @achild5864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      syk moved out sadly

    • @rosevanhemmen7800
      @rosevanhemmen7800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@achild5864 when did he move out?? i’m not good at keeping updated with these things lollll

    • @jordan-tg6nx
      @jordan-tg6nx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@rosevanhemmen7800 a couple weeks ago. basically otv moved into a new house and since sykk never was going to join otv in the first place he moved out and is living with his parents until he figures out where he's gonna go next

    • @universal_stupidity
      @universal_stupidity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Cactus there wasn't any drama or anything, they just moved house and he wasn't actually joining OTV so he moved back home

  • @yudaaa_3303
    @yudaaa_3303 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Should do another lie detector video today, watched this a few times over the years and it stays just as funny each time :>

    • @Grexsome
      @Grexsome 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably won’t since this lie detector guy got outed as a total fake who let them rig all of their own answers, every video he’s been in has just been a lie

    • @tresrules16543
      @tresrules16543 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@GrexsomeDid he actually? Holy shit 😳

    • @Grexsome
      @Grexsome 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tresrules16543 yeah, it was like a year ago but it’s kinda fun to see how it unraveled, lots of great commentary videos on it and what a bad guy the lie detector guy actually is

    • @5267w
      @5267w 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Grexsome of course he was a total fake lie detectors dont actually work lol

  • @thebreadsentence6408
    @thebreadsentence6408 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    knowing about the foot tap makes this so much more funny

  • @bassguitariscool9204
    @bassguitariscool9204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3339

    I can’t imagine a lie detector test while Disguised Toast is asking questions 😂

    • @hyouta8198
      @hyouta8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Omg true, I wished he was there

    • @javencummins1426
      @javencummins1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      They should do it again!

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Bruh that's terrifying

    • @joshthio00
      @joshthio00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They won’t need a lie detector

    • @12bestskater12
      @12bestskater12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Do you lilypichu think dat... disquised toast... will have a girlfriend by da end of this year?

  • @hiatusalways3704
    @hiatusalways3704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    Props to the man who had to keep a stoic face as OfflineTV got exposed for having gay fantasies about each other.

    • @TheNaturalnuke
      @TheNaturalnuke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Honestly that’s a hard question because ‘having’ a fantasy is much different the exploring or ‘enjoying’ a fantasy. People like to think of possibilities even if they’ll never really think deep about it.

    • @upexus2076
      @upexus2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheNaturalnuke yes but words may not convey thoughts in the right way. Meaning cant always be described with words correctly

    • @RafaelTomb
      @RafaelTomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've had gay fantasies but I'm not gay and nor want those to realize, it's something you just think sometimes but don't mean it, almost like dreams

    • @brownhound05
      @brownhound05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John is a major fucking chad

  • @arise1530
    @arise1530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:01 We all saw that Michael :)

  • @daltontv_smm2
    @daltontv_smm2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “He believes that, but he’s wrong” 🤣
    Thank you John.

  • @SilverSerpentDrummer55
    @SilverSerpentDrummer55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9125

    When Michael says he doesn’t think he’s the smartest, he doesn’t have to think it, he knows it. The man made a friggin beer pissing robot. He’s smart as hell.

    • @jholotanbest2688
      @jholotanbest2688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Same with Pokemain, she knows she is the best looking.

    • @popgoestheweasel3974
      @popgoestheweasel3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Exactly. They don’t THINK that they are the smartest/best looking, they KNOW they are

    • @unavela
      @unavela 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jholotanbest2688 prettiest bc makeup, without they're on even ground

    • @jholotanbest2688
      @jholotanbest2688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@unavela Even ground with whom? Maybe if you into asian girls but if not, lilly is just a little above average. Yvonne? she is quite average looking in my opinion and also relies heavily on makeup. Plus Poki has the curves.

    • @corgo7935
      @corgo7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@jholotanbest2688 scarra?