@@bellissimo4520 "Hell, I been speakin' Texan since I was the last samurai, around the same time I invented jiu-jitsu and crossed the Delaware River with Washington"
@@HappyBeezerStudiosI am doing a Seagul movie run and watched this a week ago. They actually put a teeny weeny amount of thought into this scene...some cop comes to visit him and he steals her pistol
The best part is you can tell how much of a narcissistic asshole Seagal is because his characters never suffer any consequences lmao. It's like a kid at a playground. "I shoot you in the chest" "I still have a pulse" "I shot you right in the heart." "Nuh-uh"
He's the kind of guy who suddenly has a toilet gun, freezer gun, garbage can gun, car bazooka. And don't forget about the random bomb he keeps in the trunk of his car.
@@BoisegangGaming Playground is the perfect analogy for Seagal’s movies. He always gets with people half his age or less, and he basically gets to murder and kill everyone in his movies with no consequences. If he does get arrested, the cops or some authority figure from the military or CIA or whatever will usually lavish praise on him and then release him. If he does stay in prison then the inmates all love him.
We will never run out of seagull movies as long as there is money to be laundered, free buffets at strip clubs and seagull not eating himself into becoming his own galaxy.
I don't know. The police in the USA are pretty bad at missing persons cases unless it's a child or some mental limitation. Usually they'll tell you to wait 48 hours and then you can file a missing person thing. Usually they do nothing afterwards because 99% of the time the person comes back and it turns out to be they left without telling anyone.@@buyerenogurlfwendo2106
Sometimes i imagine Steven seagull sitting at home with his beer on one hand and a burger on another hand wearing those funny glasses watching his own movies saying " godamn that's a masterpiece" 😂😂😂
If Steven Seagal would be self aware and make these kind of direct-to-video productions as sort of mockbuster-esque parodies, he would be hilarious. If some of the scenes would be acted by people who know what they're down and who give a damn, they would be great (imagine the fighting-while-sitting stuff with Jackie Chan) If he would be an insane over-actor who hams up his lines so hard, every movie of his would make a great ham & cheese sandwich, they would be amazing. But that would require not having Steven Seagal in them...
@@bigbearkat2010Of course his ego and over inflated sense of self writes these movies. I could be wrong and he could very well be the cause of both the writers and actors strike.
In the entire history of film review, no one has brilliantly, hilariously and accurately mocked an 'actor' as Space Ice has mocked Steven Seagal! Bravo sir, great job every time. 🤣
@@ShesMongolianASMRIt's a joke. Grow up. You are a buzz kill. Are you the type of person who goes to comedy shows and gets offended? I bet you are real pleasant to be around huh?
It is wild how the plot establishes he is a bad guy who kills people well breaking every law a cop should follow then just forgets about that. His partner did the right thing. No redemption arc, no going full on evil cop. Just forget about it and start 5 other plots that go nowhere.
5:57 “The good guys know they can only keep her safe from Seagal for so long” Omfg, the fucking passive aggressive SHEER HATRED you have for him is fucking amaaaaaziiiiiiiing !!!!!
I stopped watching watching his movies after failing to finish a few of them. You need to switch of your brain to endure just 30 mins of one, but even that is not enough
I felt a wave of embarrassment come over me from all the decisions Seagull makes in this movie. Thank you space ice for your diligence. I don't think I could watch this movie first hand.
He's getting there! For the first time ever in one of his movie he was actually ambushed and sent to the Hospital. Even though he's still ex-special forces, the greatest most talented person that ever lived...again.
I was kind of rooting for Seagal's partner at the beginning to finally kill Seagal, but then I realized we wouldn't have any more glorious Space Ice reviews.... Long live Seagal!
I'm amazed that there was a whole plotline where another character realizes Seagal is a bad guy and tries to stop him, and then he dies and the movie just moves along and pretends like it never happened.
I just watched the film myself. The entire plot revolves around Seagal and his lady pal. It seems like everyone owes him a favor because earlier he beat up someone for them like he’s in 2nd grade or something. Also the woman he’s protecting is falling for him and wants him to love her because she senses something profound about him. His fascination about this bodyguard-client relationship goes so deep that it ignores everything wrong with the overall plot of someone trying to kidnap her for a uranium mine.
Space Ice!!! Please do one of these for the Seagal movie ‘Asian Connection’. I just found out a friend of mine is in it. He told me this week, I checked, and it’s true! I’m pretty sure it will be the only time in my life where someone I know will ever tell me they were in a Seagal movie. I’ll die happy if you can make this happen.
The Seagal reviews on this channel are the only series, i anxiously wait for. i laugh my ass off at every episode. i only found this channel like two months ago,and have watched everyone of them over and over. You're a legend Space Ice.
I think Space Ice's premise of Seagal being the villain in each film is true. If you go back and watch any Seagal movie, but view it from the perspective that he is the villain, it actually works out way too well.
No better way to kick off the weekend than waking up to another Space Ice review of a Steven Seagal movie. At this point I'm just praying Seagal continues to make movies for eternity so Space Ice can keep shitting on them.
I just wanted to say that when I'm having a really bad depression day I tend to watch a few of your videos in a row and they really help me brighten up. I know you do this for entertainment but they really do help :) Thank you for everything you do.
When 'The Rock' review first popped up I thought I'd be 'clever' by saying "mega blockbuster hit movie" before SI got to it and damn, Space Ice flipped the script. He's the boss!
I cry through every one of these you put out. This one is no exception. I don’t know how you do it. It’s the funniest shit on TH-cam. I was laughing so hard on this one. I started coughing my guts out.
I often wonder if Steven is waddling around his house with a bacon cheeseburger and his phone watching these outstanding reviews knowing that the whole world is laughing at him.
@@BeautifulRhodeIsland He told his best friend, Pootin, he'd come by to help finish the glorious job of murdering innocent Ukrainian families. Pootin started the war as a birthday gift for Seagull, after all.
The no-budget, one camera, single-take, slow motion close-ups while driving during car chases were the best part of the movie, and this review. Thank you Space Ice! Yes; I've watched this review 3 times. Bite me. And; I'm about to watch Space Ice review Absolution again. It's the Steven Seagal of Steven Seagal movies.
Imagine all the boot polish and sharpie ink all over the inside of that cowboy hat afterwards. I also wonder did Steven's hair hat get wedged inside the 75 gallon Texas bonnet when he removed it?
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My boi
You just created the best name for his style of fighting lofl, true sloppy slappy
With a sprinkle of Native American
How many bottles of JD and cigarettes do you got through watching these Seagal movies?
And another movie where Seagal shits on, fuaq both them….
Steven Seagal suddenly adopting a crappy Texan accent after being there for a day is the most Steven Seagal thing ever
goes w/ the cowboy hat...a badass twofer...don't mess w/ Texas.
What do you mean "Seagal adopting a Texan accent"? He invented it. The Texans got it from him.
I find it funny he changes his accent depending on who he is speaking to.
@@bellissimo4520 "Hell, I been speakin' Texan since I was the last samurai, around the same time I invented jiu-jitsu and crossed the Delaware
River with Washington"
He speaks Texan real good. He's darn near effluent in it.
These Steven Seagal Space Ice reviews are so much better and rewatchable than the covered movie.
You're so right.
BTW I may not know you, homie but I have a strong suspicion you're as Portuguese as I am... Educated guess
@@erict3728 you hit the nail on the head boss!
Space Ice: "I watched many Steven Seagal movies.."
**Cut to Ace Ventura crying in the shower** 😂😂😂😂
@@BeautifulRhodeIslandawesome. Take care, bud!
Ahh, I see another person from R.I. has taste!
The best way to destroy a heavily armed compound is to tell Seagal it's full of innocent families.
And waffles.
🤣
Don't forget the cookies!
He goes balistic after hearing that 🤯🤯🤯
How do you think Putin is able to hold onto power. It's because he let's Seagal kill anyone he wants as long as he kills Putins enemies
'...all he needs to do is randomly attack strangers, which quiets the voices...' 😂😂😂
"it's been an hour he hasn't killed anyone"
That hospital gun always comes in handy when your partner tries to murder you the second time😂😂
he must have stashes spread around like Janeway on Voyager with her engine room rifle
@@HappyBeezerStudiosI am doing a Seagul movie run and watched this a week ago. They actually put a teeny weeny amount of thought into this scene...some cop comes to visit him and he steals her pistol
The best part is you can tell how much of a narcissistic asshole Seagal is because his characters never suffer any consequences lmao. It's like a kid at a playground.
"I shoot you in the chest"
"I still have a pulse"
"I shot you right in the heart."
"Nuh-uh"
He's the kind of guy who suddenly has a toilet gun, freezer gun, garbage can gun, car bazooka. And don't forget about the random bomb he keeps in the trunk of his car.
@@BoisegangGaming Playground is the perfect analogy for Seagal’s movies. He always gets with people half his age or less, and he basically gets to murder and kill everyone in his movies with no consequences. If he does get arrested, the cops or some authority figure from the military or CIA or whatever will usually lavish praise on him and then release him. If he does stay in prison then the inmates all love him.
Nothing hurts me more than the knowledge that one day this channel will run out of seagal movies, so I’m just enjoying it while it’s still happening
Some AI Chat GPT type thing will generate some more someday.
I hope he moves on to shit on current awful disney and mcu movies
We will never run out of seagull movies as long as there is money to be laundered, free buffets at strip clubs and seagull not eating himself into becoming his own galaxy.
He hasn't even done Under Seige 1 and 2 yet
he's got uwe boll movies too...
Steven Seagal playing a cop is like a poor man's, fat man's, lazy man's Training Day.
Except Seagal will never have the charisma or charm of Alonzo Harris.
@@adoredpariah hot bimbo: "Is it true what they all say about you? That King Kong aint got nothing on you."
Only wet his partner gets is Stevens sweat from eating.
And a lazy attempt to recreate the "bodyguard"
I didnt like the ending, I thought he was going to bang her
Steven is white, Asian, black & Mexican at the same time. Amazing.
Don't forget he also thinks he's Russian!!😂😂😂😂😂
And an Indian.
Steven is in fact White, spiritually Asian, half Black sometimes, Mexican by marriage, and, when the mood hits him, a big, fucking Indian.
@@aveedub7403So Russian isn't white? Good to know
Maybe he has a personality disorders..he puts a hat on and thinks he's a different person
"We can't find her until we know why she was taken" Imagine if law enforcement was really like this!😂
Right? Let the victim suffer because her dad won’t tell us why. Not like we should try to save her anyways then also figure out what she knows 😂
this guy must be Frank dux dad
The American police is like that what are you on about?!
I know right because in reality the police would and will never show up in the first place unless you owe the government money 😂😂😂
I don't know. The police in the USA are pretty bad at missing persons cases unless it's a child or some mental limitation. Usually they'll tell you to wait 48 hours and then you can file a missing person thing. Usually they do nothing afterwards because 99% of the time the person comes back and it turns out to be they left without telling anyone.@@buyerenogurlfwendo2106
"He needs to attack a couple of strangers which quiet the voices" Seagal being his full psychotic serial killing self. 😂
Yea, that's my favorite joke.
I love the way Space Ice says “mega blockbuster,” it never fails to get a giggle out of me.
lol, its always "Mega Blockbuster... that showed the WORLD..." it never gets old 😆
Because of Blockbuster (TM) video stores or just the way he says it?
may-ga blockbuster...
@@raylopez99 The way he says it, I reckon.
@@sharpfalcon6196 im pretty sure its because the movies are never in anyway a mega blockbuster ha, although the way he says it is also funny 😆
I think we all owe a lot to Space Ice and the work he does - God bless him
His therapy bills must be huge.
His sacrifice is worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize.👍🏾
if someone has to watch this garbage im glad he can stomach it for the rest of us xd
I think they deserve some quality time out to dance in a Thai bar!
Not to forget the ordeal he must go through watching these travesties then turning them into block busters!
Sometimes i imagine Steven seagull sitting at home with his beer on one hand and a burger on another hand wearing those funny glasses watching his own movies saying " godamn that's a masterpiece" 😂😂😂
or circling his nipples (like those south park characters) while watching Ultimate Seagal Compilation #14
@@currentlyAddictedToKebab 😁
That's probably not too far off from the truth, tbh.
If those Keenan Ivory Wayans stories from Rob Scheinder are true, he probably does.
Steven Seagal: I just read the greatest script I've ever read in my life.
Writer: Oh wow, who wrote it?
Steven Seagal: I did.
The narrator is literally making this movie 100x better than the original one. Best sarcastic comedy of Steven Seagal I've heard yet 😂😂😂
I was literally laughing all the way 🤣
Tis the only reason we want Steven Seagal to carry on making movies lol
True. Now I want to watch it 😂😂
DON'T DO IT!
U DON'T NEED TO!@@_1Marisa
If Steven Seagal would be self aware and make these kind of direct-to-video productions as sort of mockbuster-esque parodies, he would be hilarious.
If some of the scenes would be acted by people who know what they're down and who give a damn, they would be great (imagine the fighting-while-sitting stuff with Jackie Chan)
If he would be an insane over-actor who hams up his lines so hard, every movie of his would make a great ham & cheese sandwich, they would be amazing.
But that would require not having Steven Seagal in them...
"The good guys know they can only keep her safe for so long"!! Lmao had me dying
True. In Steven Seagal's movies, it's like we're watching the show from the *villain* 's point of view. 😅
😂😂😂
🙂😂😂😂😂😂
Ngl when the woman told Seagal "there's something you gave me as a little girl" It was scarier then any horror movie I've seen
And doesn't Seagal write most of his direct to video garbage?
@@bigbearkat2010Of course his ego and over inflated sense of self writes these movies.
I could be wrong and he could very well be the cause of both the writers and actors strike.
@@ZeitGeist_TVIt's confirmed 👌
@@bigbearkat2010 Like for real bro, just imagine - little girl, but it is actually Seagal.
and it immediately made her vomit too! xD
I was stunned that the young girl didn't throw herself at Seagal like they do in every other movie.
I wanted to know about the tracking device he gave her to wear, but as per usual, *it's never mentioned again*
@@jimmyzhao2673Oh no, he's still tracking her. That's where true life imitates art.
Seagal dont ask. He take what he wants. But this time it wasnt caught on camera :D
Especially since he wrote the movie.
She ain’t bad.
I like the fact that Seagal is the villain in every Seagal Movie.
I died at the, "Seagall tries to order a cheesesteak over the radio!" 😅😅😅
No worries his Stunt doubles will take over
Took me out. 🤣 🤣 🤣
"Hospital gun" made me laugh harder than anything has a right to 😂
I was dying
Segal getting shot at the start of the movie is like... the closest we've ever gotten to him losing a fight in a movie.
China Salesman
Hard to kill
He dies in a movie with some airplane terrorist thing.
Executive Decision
@@CharterForGaming That's why the movie was great.
@@CharterForGaming I felt a sigh of relief when he died in that movie. My entire family applauded that scene
In the entire history of film review, no one has brilliantly, hilariously and accurately mocked an 'actor' as Space Ice has mocked Steven Seagal! Bravo sir, great job every time. 🤣
Seagal is not an actor, he is a trained killer, real life warlord, and certified badass
@@tehpurplepillswell, certainly ones brain cells will be mass murdered watching that crap. So yeah, at least that will be achieved by seagull
Typing long rambling babbling essays reminds me of seagal, good job comrade @@Voodoo_One
🤣🤣
I'm proud to be your 420th like! Sammy "The Bull" says that Steven Seagal shit himself twice on set and then cried to the F.B.I., and I believe it. 😂🎉
The continuous joke about licence plates, women creeper, being the best at everything and such is pure comedy. Pure joy of watching
Women creeper is actually not a joke but truth
And him being the best thing is a joke but steven does it in every single movie
I know guys, I referred it as a joke because we're making fun of him here, but it is truth and lack of self awareness..I know because I'm not Seagall
Women creeping is funny to you?
@@ShesMongolianASMRIt's a joke. Grow up. You are a buzz kill. Are you the type of person who goes to comedy shows and gets offended? I bet you are real pleasant to be around huh?
"After having one of his best sit-down shootouts" 😂 Only Seagal can have so many that they're ranked.
That was top five for sure
When even the bad guy asked Seagal not to kill the children... 😂
"fck you, he will never agree to that!"😂
Did Steven Seagal even knew he was in a movie?
It is wild how the plot establishes he is a bad guy who kills people well breaking every law a cop should follow then just forgets about that. His partner did the right thing. No redemption arc, no going full on evil cop. Just forget about it and start 5 other plots that go nowhere.
""He needs a quick break from all that standing"😂😂😂
i like how you framed steven segal as the kidnapper lmao
And is the one trying to kill the hostage. XD "F**k! Out of ammo." Lol
Framed Seagal? Sounds like the plot of a Seagal movie.
Yo, that was soo funny😂
@@raylopez99 a steven seagal remake of murphy's law (1986)
Seagal movies make more sense when you see him as the villain.
"Tiny binoculars made up of two Hubble telescopes." I've rarely come across such a genius hilarious line in my entire 30 years of experience
“ After mandating that she’d take 8 hours of sexual harassment training every quarter, he takes the job!” I died 💀 😂
Daughter gets kidnapped. “Eh…I’ve got other business to attend to.” LMAO what?
Seagal doesn't show the world he's back. He shows the world that he's still here and refuses to leave.
"Seagal goes full sloppy slappy on him." 🤣😅😂
It's impressive that Seagal has been making movies as long as he has yet his acting hasn't improved at all. That has to be a skill in and of itself. 😅
I’d go further - it has worsened.
Do film acting skills matter in a money laundering front?
I'm sure in his mind he thinks 'why mess with perfection'?
Each line read is the worst line read he's ever given
@@muskyoxes The exception being "I will snatch every motherfucker birthday". That is a line to be remembered.
"None of the bathroom cameras are even facing the bathroom."
0:40 "Now Seagal just needs a quick break from all that standing" Sides in orbit
I'm at the point in my life that a new video of you rating Seagal movies is the highlight of the weekend 🤣
That's not a bad life 😁
I got 50 bucks to spare. I’m gonna give it to Seagal so he can make 6 more movies for Space Ice to review.
Most budget would go to women tolerating scenes with him
He'll just use it to buy more Philly cheesesteaks.
Don’t forget to get your change.
That's waay more than the DVD sales of those 6 movies
Augh
At this point I wouldn’t even be surprised if Steven seagal turned out to be an actual serial killer 😂
😂😂
He is absolutely not smart enough to be a serial killer
He'd probably send his body double to commit the murders
He is...a moviemaking serial killer!!!
@@mattg4705or its working in his favour everyone just assumes it can't be him as he is thick 😂
This channel is keeping Steven Seagal's legacy alive and showcasing it to a new generation.
"Now they have a serial killer they have to deal with...
Nevermind, it's just Seagal." 😂😂
The way he changes his accent depending on who he’s talking to is the funniest thing
Tom Segura warned us all
The fact that Segal has no clue how racist he is being when he does that is hilarious to me!
@@robertcatania1120Its hilariously bad how he changes accents when talking to different races
"Rescuing one of Seagulls victims won't be that easy" fucking LOL
Perfect way to start off a long weekend with Steven Seagull roasting session by Space Ice 🇨🇦
Yessss😂😂😂😂
It is!! Happy Canada Day, fellow Canadian! 🇨🇦🍁
@@mayhemmcfly4229 🟥🍁🟥 yay Canada !
The "relaxed car chase" looks like a Will Sasso MadTV sketch. This is gold 🤣🤣
5:57
“The good guys know they can only keep her safe from Seagal for so long”
Omfg, the fucking passive aggressive SHEER HATRED you have for him is fucking amaaaaaziiiiiiiing !!!!!
I love how he switches accents from normal to southern mid-movie. Only Steven Seagal
No, he went from his black accent to his 💩 texas accent
He is the worst action actor the world has ever seen. Nobody does the same shit he does he's a legend in his own garbage
How the hell is space ice soo damn funny!? I hope seagal keeps making movies so we can keep getting these hilariously, witty break downs
His sarcasm game is om point.
Unfortunately Seagal took a path of no return with his venture in Russia. So our only hope now is Neil Breen.
Soon to come a Steven Seagal movie Fund Me page sponsored by Space Ice
I love your Steven Seagal reviews! You had me rolling since the start, but I really lost it at "Hospital gun". Thanks and keep up the great work!
“He’s interrupted by one of his biggest pet peeves”. I honestly thought it was going to be a flight of stairs.
Or a buffet closing
I never could sit myself watching Seagal films. Thanks for the review, it’s more entertaining than the actual film 😂
I stopped watching watching his movies after failing to finish a few of them. You need to switch of your brain to endure just 30 mins of one, but even that is not enough
Steven Seagal's tiny binoculars made up of 2 Hubble telescopes, classic!
How to get an actor to actually try in a Seagal movie: trap them in his trailer.
I felt a wave of embarrassment come over me from all the decisions Seagull makes in this movie. Thank you space ice for your diligence. I don't think I could watch this movie first hand.
"Seagull" made me laugh irrationally hard.
He's getting there!
For the first time ever in one of his movie he was actually ambushed and sent to the Hospital.
Even though he's still ex-special forces, the greatest most talented person that ever lived...again.
2:17 he throws a knife and misses it. Still decides to leave the shot in.😂
The narrators delivery has me on the floor for the duration of the videos. Space Ice, BRAVO!
I was kind of rooting for Seagal's partner at the beginning to finally kill Seagal, but then I realized we wouldn't have any more glorious Space Ice reviews.... Long live Seagal!
I'm amazed that there was a whole plotline where another character realizes Seagal is a bad guy and tries to stop him, and then he dies and the movie just moves along and pretends like it never happened.
@@eec_h_o Indeed. *It's never mentioned again*
"... which quiets the voices..." made me cry. Thank you.
“10lbs 4 reps!”
😂😂
no rest period...that's badass.
And judging by those tree trunks, he doesn’t skip leg day
This channel gives me life.
That tan shirt he’s wearing at 2:30 that nearly goes down to his knees is everything 😂Oh to be a fly on the wall in wardrobe for these movies
I appreciated the mini-lecture on proper urinal etiquette in the description. It needed to be said.
"Oh, please. The shorter, the better" made me laugh for 10 straight minutes
"Nevermind, it's just Seagal doing Seagal things." 😅
She was kidnapped over a f-ing uranium mine! 😂 his inflection is so perfect.
I just watched the film myself. The entire plot revolves around Seagal and his lady pal. It seems like everyone owes him a favor because earlier he beat up someone for them like he’s in 2nd grade or something. Also the woman he’s protecting is falling for him and wants him to love her because she senses something profound about him. His fascination about this bodyguard-client relationship goes so deep that it ignores everything wrong with the overall plot of someone trying to kidnap her for a uranium mine.
The Steven Seagal POV is always a wild ride and funny as hell.
"He kills like 5 families a shift"
After a minute already I need to take a laugh break 🤣
@6:28 Seagal is so incredible that he even managed to remove the license plates off the cop cares *before* they showed up.
The police didn't arrest him for the shooting, they arrested him for stealing their license plates
I can't believe they cut out the scene where he slapped the plates off the cars using his famous slapkido moves.
I'm guessing Seagal thought barrells of uranium just explode if shot.
And water explodes when it freezes!
Space Ice!!! Please do one of these for the Seagal movie ‘Asian Connection’. I just found out a friend of mine is in it. He told me this week, I checked, and it’s true! I’m pretty sure it will be the only time in my life where someone I know will ever tell me they were in a Seagal movie. I’ll die happy if you can make this happen.
The Seagal reviews on this channel are the only series, i anxiously wait for. i laugh my ass off at every episode. i only found this channel like two months ago,and have watched everyone of them over and over. You're a legend Space Ice.
uwe boll ones are a masterpiece as well... and van damme ones are great
@@Chhjmmkg True, , the Neil Breen ones are good aswell. The Seagal ones are my favorite. Hell anything he narrates would be funny tbh.
JCVD is the true greatness
True, but I just like watching seagal get dunked on by Space Ice. lol
@@Pound-TownHe was good in kick boxing . Norris said he was very ,very good .Unfortunatelly ha is a lousy actor..
Nothing better than starting your month off with a nice
*SPACE ICE: SEAGAL BASHING* 😂
A new Sensei Seagal video on my actual birthday, the greatest present anyone could hope for
Happy birthday🎉
I would wish you a happy birthday, but Segal just snatched your mother fucker birthday.
Happy Birthday
"These tiny binoculars made up of two Hubble telescopes".
LMAO
That knife throw is entirely accurate.
"neck full of ass knife"-Space ice..one of my favorite qoutes
All part of the script!
I think Space Ice's premise of Seagal being the villain in each film is true. If you go back and watch any Seagal movie, but view it from the perspective that he is the villain, it actually works out way too well.
I mean, he do be commiting a lot of atrocities as a government or law enforcer in his movies.
@@kolossis8283 he is a serial killer maniac in all his movies
When fighting depression, come to this channel 😂😂😂
Never leave home without your "Hospital Gun"👍
Woooo I was just starting to go into Steven Seagull withdrawals, thank you Space Ice! This is the funniest channel I swear!
No better way to kick off the weekend than waking up to another Space Ice review of a Steven Seagal movie. At this point I'm just praying Seagal continues to make movies for eternity so Space Ice can keep shitting on them.
Your plot descriptions are invariably better than the actual plots.
*inevitably
I absolutely love the "most relaxed car chase ever". Is that calm music actually in the film? If so, it kills me.
Seagul is so lethal, that uses doubles to not kill someone.
Hell that might've actually been true in his prime given his reputation of ignoring fight choreography and not pulling his punches
I just wanted to say that when I'm having a really bad depression day I tend to watch a few of your videos in a row and they really help me brighten up. I know you do this for entertainment but they really do help :) Thank you for everything you do.
If i watch three videos in a row, all my thoughts are in his cadence
@@muskyoxes i thought i was the only one🤣
The fact that Ice refers to the guys wearing ski masks as "the good guys" just tickles my pickle.
9:16 "that's definitely Seagal's trailer" - harsh ... but fair. 😅
3:34 Spaceice is a legend 😂!! .. he said he installed .. skirt mirrors 😂😂
Love how Stephen's movies are mega blockbuster hits, and The Rock was a small independent film 😂👍
When 'The Rock' review first popped up I thought I'd be 'clever' by saying "mega blockbuster hit movie" before SI got to it and damn, Space Ice flipped the script. He's the boss!
good spot! ;-)
Hes the king of strange plot occurrences that are "never mentioned again " in the whole movie
I cry through every one of these you put out. This one is no exception. I don’t know how you do it. It’s the funniest shit on TH-cam. I was laughing so hard on this one. I started coughing my guts out.
It's funny as hell
I love how space ice plays the entire thing as segual being the main bad guy of the movie and it making complete sense.
“MEGA blockbuster hit” is literally the be catch phrase for anything ever
You have blessed us with more Seagal wisdom. You're a true visionary mate. Love it
I often wonder if Steven is waddling around his house with a bacon cheeseburger and his phone watching these outstanding reviews knowing that the whole world is laughing at him.
I see him more as a shambler than a waddler. Either way, hope so.
Where do you think he keeps getting movie Ideas from?
I think I read somewhere that he has a disorder where he can't recognize mockery ...of him
@@5points185 he's never experienced people not mocking him, so how could he?
@@nathanadler1452 this is VERY TRUE!!!
I was waiting on this for a while 💀 I can’t get enough of master seagal
It is rumored Steven alone halted the Wagner coup with his slap skills
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He told his best friend, Pootin, he'd come by to help finish the glorious job of murdering innocent Ukrainian families. Pootin started the war as a birthday gift for Seagull, after all.
@@Sammasambuddha that's syphilis.
I love the commentary and the titles. Your a legend! 😂
The no-budget, one camera, single-take, slow motion close-ups while driving during car chases were the best part of the movie, and this review. Thank you Space Ice! Yes; I've watched this review 3 times. Bite me. And; I'm about to watch Space Ice review Absolution again. It's the Steven Seagal of Steven Seagal movies.
The way he found a cowboy hat that fits over his hair hat...is pretty impressive.
Hair hat..😂
Imagine all the boot polish and sharpie ink all over the inside of that cowboy hat afterwards. I also wonder did Steven's hair hat get wedged inside the 75 gallon Texas bonnet when he removed it?
Good to hear he's working through his license plate fetish