@@Cool-Vest yeah bulbasaur is 2'4" tall way taller than a chiweenie & 15 pounds unless its obeses thats bigger than a chiweenie @pokemen7 covid masks probably won't do shit against spore poison powder etc
I guess paras caused the bubonic plueg instead of rats (fun fact the bubonic pluege happened over 100 years ago and hisui takes place over 100 years ago)
The pokedex says otherwise plus when when in battle in shows it doesn’t go down when low health and literally dies when it goes out even in full health
@@Gorgosauruslibra the Pokédex entries are split actually, and in the anime charizard is dunked underwater for a solid minute before coming back up perfectly fone
I actually feel like whether or not a human can beat mr. mime would depend entirely on how good they are at acting... remember how they handled it in detective pikachu? you just need to out-mime the mime
@@CatsandDogs456 as I said, you just have to out-mime the mime. they put an invisible wall, you open an invisible door. of course, you would need to be truly skilled as a mime to outdo mr. mime, but still. then again, I don't know how good john is at pantomime, so who knows whether he would be able to outmime the mime
Realistically even the more weakest Pokemon could probably kick the asses of the average human if they're a high enough level. Bless John's bravery and confidence.
@@wintersins Same argument can be made for Dratini. The only difference is that Dratini will run away while Ekans is probably right behind you and already cut off your air supply.
Magneton and Ninetales are definitely wrong there! Magneton just stops your heart with electricity; Ninetales can “burn its prey to a crisp as it pleases”… WTF was John thinking?!
Whenever a Poketuber does one of these rankings, I feel like they should have a tab open with the Pokemon's Pokedex entries so that they could be as accurate as possible. Ex: Machop would absolutely destroy every Poketuber doing these rankings as "It trains in all styles of martial arts" and "can throw a hundred adults".
@@M4x_P0w3r youd be surprised. A tyranitar has enough power in one arm to level an entire mountain, aron have been known to eat the metal off of rail roads causing train to derail, pikachu has electricity whose wattage exceeds that of a defibrillator (getting electrocuted by one would stop your heart), charmander's flame are hot enough to evaporate water on contact (including the flame on its tail), weedle are known to be aggressive and have poison potent enough to kill an elephant to ward off predators, squirtle can shoot water with enough psi to cut through rock in seconds (could tear through human skin on contact), bulbasaur's vine whip can gash human skin cutting deep much like a standard whip and his razor leaf is strong enough to cut through trees and tear straight through a human and a magikarp can literally jump over skyscrapers, with that amount of force its tackle would straight up destroy a person much like a car going 80mph and a pidgey can create tornadoes by merely flapping its wings. Get the idea yet? If you actually read pokemon pokedex entries or followed their game lore they can literally destroy the world a million times over.
Now that Pokemon Legends Arceus is out you just see whether the Pokémon on the list runs away (Buneary), stay put (Bidoof), want to battle (Shinx), or the ones that’ll attack you without hesitation (Skuntank).
Looking at all the attacks... He would be killed by OLMOST evre thing he can beat the small birds the small bat but not pikachu no cubebone did he wacht the pokemon movie? Didnt he see how strong cubebone is?
this is a very late response but since it seems humans in the pokemon world are stronger than our humans (see team rocket holding back a dragonite with a frying pan, or surviving being shocked by pikachu every other episode, or Ash carrying a larvitar, etc) maybe he's basing it on that?
@bugbear right, but he's not basing his own prowess off of the in universe rules, he's basing it on his real self. In which case most humans would also body him, even children.
@@kylefratini2833 he did specifically mention Ash getting shocked by Pikachu multiple times and being just fine, so he's using some in universe logic. no regular human could take out that many pokemon, but that wouldn't be a very interesting video. also he wasn't looking at heights or weights because dratini is 5'11 and not a small baby like most people think when not looking at the pokedex so I think it's a combination of making the video interesting, not checking pokedex measurements, and using in universe logic without considering just how different pokemon humans are to human humans (and I could write a whole essay on my thoughts on that particular topic. probably have at least once knowing me)
The video was awesome! The editing of john's face with different sportsmen was the most hilarious part. Tyler always does an incredible job in editing the videos.
He should really check pokedex entries, apparently, bulbasaur could choke him with wines, squirtle could drown him, Charmendar could burn him to a crisp, basically every pokemon on this list can murder this guy.
I mean, Squirtle being spun in a circle then thrown to the edge of the known universe is quite poetic It does share a few similarities with Bowser, no?
Couldn’t the grass types just poison and leech seed stall while dodging Johns attacks using vine whip to jump high? Grass types would be the most difficult ones to defeat because of those feats. Fire Pokémon can use smokescreen or smog to gas John out and then just burn him alive. Even charmander can do that since he learns smokescreen. Water Pokémon may seem like the easiest but being hit by water at full force is extremely strong something like bubblebeam uses water to make the bubbles travel in a straight line giving them more accuracy.
Well, unfortunately, John will meet his demise because he underestimated a Ninetales or overestimated his own strength due to a hypothetical scenario. 🙏RIP Barbecued John.🙏
Honestly if you put Vulpix in punt I would have dead panned purely because both Vulpix and Ninetails can slowly kill you inside out with their legend curse and foxes are normally demons in many cultures because of their trickster personalities. They are also very hard to grab. Edit: I then saw you move the Vulpix, good luck with being dragged out of death just to serve a fox. :3
Been waiting for this video since the Sinnoh one came out! LET'S GOOOO! Edit: I love the mental image of John punting pokemon to the moon. It's so entertaining and satisfying in my mind.
just be creative about it. have you not think grabbing and yeeting it. rather than punching it? and is it really steel when it's easily weak against mega punch or any martial attack moves. what it's just a punch but stronger.
@@Ricardo_Morales he said his not a fighter. but he is using some type advantage moves. the stab effectiveness is not there since his normal but the move is still effective. it's not about the typing within the character. it's about setting your own team with diverse move sets in case of tough situations were you need that effective attack to having the odds on your favor.
@@ren_yt3715 But he doesn't know how to punch like a fighter, it would be a normal punch... Maybe with STAB... I don't know... Is that guy a normal-type?
John: Yeah, I could probably beat up a turtle with a hard as hell shell and the ability to then smash that shell (Shell Smash), and then use it as a weapon (Can Wartortle use Razor Shell) to turn me into ribbons, suuuuure 🤣🤣
Diglett can dig up and down at the speed of damn light according to it's Pokedex entry, so I think he'll hide Everytime u attempt to even try to hit him
your strategy for dealing with magneton would fail miserably... but it would actually work great against dodrio... i'm pretty sure there are several dex entries stating that dodrio's heads aren't the most cooperative, so you could probably turn them against each other fairly easily...
Pokemen: yeah I’m going to hit that with a home run Alolan Sandshrew Causing a tyranitar to run away after beating it in a battle: oh so you think it’s very funny now?
I could beat up a regular dog but some pokemon would definitely kick my butt with their powers. A regular dog isn't hard to beat if you're able to outsmart it. I hesitate to beat up animals unless I have to but I have been in a situation where a dog got so aggressive that I try to stop it from coming through the door at my cousin's house. I had to cover the door with a chair. Then when the dog got in, it started chasing me and it still couldn't get me because of how fast I was running. My uncle ended up disciplining it for being very aggressive.
John hears an Idea you do a collab with Mandjtv (or purple cliff) where he looks at the chart and moves pokemon into what he thinks is the best category and he gives reasons why. It can give a second opinion about what you can beat up. Just a thought
I was questioning some of these, but a Machop lifts boulders all day for fun! :p fun times mate keep it up Oh and fun note Onix is super light for its size, at its length it's the equivalent of a 6 foot tall person weighing like 25 lbs! Big hollow boy if you ask me XD
17:58 "I don't know how I beat a ghost" Easy! Just bite it. It's super effective.
Ah smart minds think alike brother🤝
OBJECTION
BUT in gen 1 bite was a NORMAL type move and what is ghost immune to? NORMAL and fighting, and this is only gen 1 pokemon meaning it would be immune
@@syedannankamran6266 but this isn't the 1990s nerd
@@3clisp315 its a good point though
John: I'm not looking at size
Also John: Bulbasaur your a LITTLE toad...
Toad*
@@XPokePlayzX thank you
I said I was doing an eye test instead of reading up on the measurements and my eyes are telling me I can kick the little toad into orbit!
@@PM7Plus you see, that's where you're wrong. Most bulbasaurs are bigger than Ginger
@@Cool-Vest yeah bulbasaur is 2'4" tall way taller than a chiweenie & 15 pounds unless its obeses thats bigger than a chiweenie
@pokemen7 covid masks probably won't do shit against spore poison powder etc
On the one hand, John threatened to rip my mascot in half.
On the other hand, its evolution got revenge.
On the third hand on my belly, shelder is adorable.
Edit: spelling
Pikacha: ahhhh
Rachu: this is your death date
Paras in Kanto: Punted to the moon
Paras in Hisui: RIP
I guess paras caused the bubonic plueg instead of rats (fun fact the bubonic pluege happened over 100 years ago and hisui takes place over 100 years ago)
It’s a common misnomer but Charmanders flame measures its health. The fire going out isn’t the reason it dies but rather a symptom of death.
The pokedex says otherwise plus when when in battle in shows it doesn’t go down when low health and literally dies when it goes out even in full health
Also he said bats are blind they aren’t but zoobat doesn’t have eyes so idk
@@GorgosauruslibraZubat has Echolocation, if I'm not mistaken
@@Gorgosauruslibra the Pokédex entries are split actually, and in the anime charizard is dunked underwater for a solid minute before coming back up perfectly fone
@@BlazePlayzGames62in the anime unown was a legendary so I wouldnt trust the anime
“I’m a gentle giant”
Proceeds to rate all kanto Pokémon over the prospect of punting them to the moon
So true
He said ‘gentle’ not ‘pushover’
Lol
@@ekapology1 nononnnnnon
@@ricardoronco9632 ononon
John having the same stats as Castform
Mikey : Hail Yeah
I just want to comment that 🤣
YAAASS
I guess that's his friendship criteria
How do you know his stats?
@@cristiano7541 13:11
John’s really got a lot of confidence in his ability to defeat elemental demigods
Thank you
@@mocte9219 ???
@@generaldustbin I’m gonna guess that his name is John
Also a mountain lion because he thinks he can pay it
@@mocte9219 hes taking about pokemen7 not mocte
He made the Paras decision before he saw Legends Arceus. The poor, unknowing man.
7:30
"You are a balloon i will pop you'
"You are a fat balloon im still going to pop you"
best part XD
Gravler, Golem, Voltorb, Electrode, Koffing, and Weezing can all explode...
They knock themselves out I'm counting that as a win even if they take me down with them!
@@PM7Plus gotcha. Big brains
Haha, tournament rules? The exploding pokemon is considered to have fainted first?
I hate all of those pokemon they all suck
I hate all of those pokemon they all suck
I actually feel like whether or not a human can beat mr. mime would depend entirely on how good they are at acting... remember how they handled it in detective pikachu? you just need to out-mime the mime
What if mr mime traps you and slowly closes the walls in then he would get
Crushed to many pieces
@@CatsandDogs456 as I said, you just have to out-mime the mime. they put an invisible wall, you open an invisible door. of course, you would need to be truly skilled as a mime to outdo mr. mime, but still. then again, I don't know how good john is at pantomime, so who knows whether he would be able to outmime the mime
@@CatsandDogs456 ¹o348846
@@emilmiller2815 h
I don’t think Detective Pikachu is canon. Also, since when do I have psychic powers to mine open a door?
PokeMEN7: “I’m a gentle giant”
(Makes a tier list on
things he can beat up)
At first he could beat up a ton of them, but as the dex goes on, there's more pokemon that can kill him to death
Realistically even the more weakest Pokemon could probably kick the asses of the average human if they're a high enough level. Bless John's bravery and confidence.
What John doesn't realize is that Dratini is 5′ 11″, which is pretty close to his height.
True. Dratini is way bigger than some people think. I'd probably get destroyed by one.
Another thing is that Ekans is 6'07, which is taller than him even if by a couple inches.
@@kibousn1686It's also 7 kg pick it up and use it like Indiana Jones.
@@wintersins Same argument can be made for Dratini. The only difference is that Dratini will run away while Ekans is probably right behind you and already cut off your air supply.
@@kibousn1686yeah and one where the show agrees with the size
"i can punt pikachu to the moon"
ash's pikachu: allow me to introduce myself
Yes
HE FRIGGIN DEAFEATED AN ICE ROBOT WHEN IT CANT EVEN DEAFEAT A LITTLE GRASS SNAKE LIKE BRUH
@@SlimeyGoomy ikr
Pikachu punted team rocket to the moon every time
@@Grabinator yes
you could say losing to a dumb bird with a leek would be, "far-fetched".
You must have a bird brain if you can't out smart that
This comment has ploomed into a joke center
The first comment I see
Insert sans badum tish here
toucan play at that game
John: I’ll beat up this ditto!
Ditto: I can transform into a rhydon how do you like me now?
Imagine it turns into an effing legendary
James kicked a Magikarp, it became a Gyaradose and called it's freinds. Anyone who's seen the episode knows what happens next
Clefairy: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!
Pokemen7: Why wait?
He’s sending Clefairy to its home lol
Oh dang. A well aged meme right there!
“ mew can almost learn every move”
mew used guillotine
Pokemen7: “chuckles, im in danger”
Or blast burn😂
Or Horn drill
Or Giga Drain
Just drain his life force…
@@Coreupt wait imagine mew moveset: Fissure, Guillotine, Toxic, Max Knuckle
Plot twist: John lost against the Ditto and this is actually the Ditto-
Lol
underrated comment
@@_prodsky Aw, thanks XD
Nice
The ancient dog people
6:52 Vulpix:*goes After his dog*
John:Your free trial of life has ended
volo's theme starts playing
How to beat parasect:
1.take off the mushroom
2.finished
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that John has the exact same base stats as a Castform.
Hail yeah!
Hail yea
Salute to castform
Hail yeah
Hail yeah!
Where timesramp
"I don't know how to beat a ghost" just bite it
hahahahaha true lol
Or just punch it when it's not looking.
Or karate chop it's throat.
You can’t it always come back
@@jakobthomas1926 seriously do it doesn’t make sense that dark beats ghost
@@Paradoxe_0 or peck it from an angle with your nose
Yessssss!! Been waiting for this for ages, I’m expecting the moustache tier list next!!
XD
XDXDXDXDXD
“You are a balloon I’m going to pop you you are a fat ballon I’m still going to pop you”😂🤣
“You are a ballon I will pop you.” I am done 😂
Was looking for this comment 😂😂😂
John: I am not losing a fight to a balloon Pokémon.
Me: Flashbacks to putting Drifblim in R.I.P
Doesn’t the balloon kidnap people-
Magneton and Ninetales are definitely wrong there! Magneton just stops your heart with electricity; Ninetales can “burn its prey to a crisp as it pleases”…
WTF was John thinking?!
also just grabbing one of Ninetales tails...enjoy your 1000 yr curse
John: I can curse too
Also John: You *****************
Yeah just like almost every Fire type in the kanto region
Whenever a Poketuber does one of these rankings, I feel like they should have a tab open with the Pokemon's Pokedex entries so that they could be as accurate as possible.
Ex: Machop would absolutely destroy every Poketuber doing these rankings as "It trains in all styles of martial arts" and "can throw a hundred adults".
Mewtwo would rip any human into pieces and fix them with his psychic powers over and over for the hell of it
Yeah, but as you can understand people can be a little sceptic when they can be beaten up easily by a little birdie
Ikr? Its almost as if they think most of these pokemon arent living weapons of mass destruction
@@haydenbennett3547 If they were, their world would already be destroyed, so I'm gonna make the bold assumption that most aren't.
@@M4x_P0w3r youd be surprised. A tyranitar has enough power in one arm to level an entire mountain, aron have been known to eat the metal off of rail roads causing train to derail, pikachu has electricity whose wattage exceeds that of a defibrillator (getting electrocuted by one would stop your heart), charmander's flame are hot enough to evaporate water on contact (including the flame on its tail), weedle are known to be aggressive and have poison potent enough to kill an elephant to ward off predators, squirtle can shoot water with enough psi to cut through rock in seconds (could tear through human skin on contact), bulbasaur's vine whip can gash human skin cutting deep much like a standard whip and his razor leaf is strong enough to cut through trees and tear straight through a human and a magikarp can literally jump over skyscrapers, with that amount of force its tackle would straight up destroy a person much like a car going 80mph and a pidgey can create tornadoes by merely flapping its wings. Get the idea yet? If you actually read pokemon pokedex entries or followed their game lore they can literally destroy the world a million times over.
Johns stats are
Attack:38
Defence:100
Speed:40
IQ:400
Total stats :578
Wow his stats are better then a bit of pokemon 27:20
I'd say my stats are:
Attack: 57
Defense: 70
Speed: 101
IQ: 100
Total: 328
w/ Bonus stats:
HP: 40
Sp. Atk: 37
Sp. Def: 42
The total becomes 447
Mine are
Def 40
Atk 60
Iq 1
I love how John put like every baby Pokémon in punted too the moon😂😂😂😂
"Moths are not intimidating"
*Mothra would like to know your location*
Ramoth would like to know your location*
Moth man ( from trevor creatures ) would like to end u
Titanus gojira would like to know your location allow?
Meanwhile at 25:58
John: *Looks at Omanyte* "You went extinct for a reason."
Forget punting it to the moon, you just roasted it back into extinction.
John: *Puts Arbok in RIP* "That is the end of me"
Me: Sure is, i mean ITS A 11'06" TALL SNAKE
Now that Pokemon Legends Arceus is out you just see whether the Pokémon on the list runs away (Buneary), stay put (Bidoof), want to battle (Shinx), or the ones that’ll attack you without hesitation (Skuntank).
bro really said he could punt squirtle to the moon man really hasnt seen how hard the little dude can bite 😵💫
"That tail is very stabby looking"
Just find a female Raichu to punt
big brain
Gender differences were made in gen 4
@@jackielovesgaming6047 but in the remakes gender differences were added
@@jackielovesgaming6047 and the models he’s using are from the remakes
😏
“Moths are not intimidating”
People who played Hollow Knight and got to the final boss: *You sure?*
Wow this is a lot of people who have heard and/or played hollow knight
Beat me to it
@Arcana zero Studios Marmu is apparently based on a moth caterpillar
but we were tiny and the moth had light powers
When it shows John’s stats it says he has a 70 special attack stat
Me: What special attacks does my dude have
G U N
Panicked Scream
Depends if he has access to any electronics
Flamethrower (must have the flamethrower item) thunder shock (must have the wire item) Hydro pump( must have the fire truck item)
Here are some it can naturally learn. Hyper voice, snarl, water gun/bubble Beam (spit).
Now we need a Legends Arceus-esque teir list since you virtually encountered a good chunk of them in a "real-life setting"
According to the pokedex, primape just strait up dies when it gets to mad.
Just make it really mad
He really underestimates just how dangerous even the small pokemon can be.
Looking at all the attacks...
He would be killed by OLMOST evre thing he can beat the small birds the small bat but not pikachu no cubebone did he wacht the pokemon movie? Didnt he see how strong cubebone is?
@@yusufcx6726 detective pikachu was the first thing that came to mind when I posted.
this is a very late response but since it seems humans in the pokemon world are stronger than our humans (see team rocket holding back a dragonite with a frying pan, or surviving being shocked by pikachu every other episode, or Ash carrying a larvitar, etc) maybe he's basing it on that?
@bugbear right, but he's not basing his own prowess off of the in universe rules, he's basing it on his real self. In which case most humans would also body him, even children.
@@kylefratini2833 he did specifically mention Ash getting shocked by Pikachu multiple times and being just fine, so he's using some in universe logic. no regular human could take out that many pokemon, but that wouldn't be a very interesting video. also he wasn't looking at heights or weights because dratini is 5'11 and not a small baby like most people think when not looking at the pokedex
so I think it's a combination of making the video interesting, not checking pokedex measurements, and using in universe logic without considering just how different pokemon humans are to human humans (and I could write a whole essay on my thoughts on that particular topic. probably have at least once knowing me)
The video was awesome! The editing of john's face with different sportsmen was the most hilarious part. Tyler always does an incredible job in editing the videos.
He should really check pokedex entries, apparently, bulbasaur could choke him with wines, squirtle could drown him, Charmendar could burn him to a crisp, basically every pokemon on this list can murder this guy.
I mean, Squirtle being spun in a circle then thrown to the edge of the known universe is quite poetic
It does share a few similarities with Bowser, no?
It is
Wartortle can put up a good fight he is underestimates that turtle ninja
*volume slowly gets louder as he speaks* so Long GAY BOWSER
So long, gay turtle!
Ha. The "if it's not 100% accurate it's 50% accurate" reference.
Couldn’t the grass types just poison and leech seed stall while dodging Johns attacks using vine whip to jump high? Grass types would be the most difficult ones to defeat because of those feats.
Fire Pokémon can use smokescreen or smog to gas John out and then just burn him alive. Even charmander can do that since he learns smokescreen.
Water Pokémon may seem like the easiest but being hit by water at full force is extremely strong something like bubblebeam uses water to make the bubbles travel in a straight line giving them more accuracy.
I think John has come up with a great VR game. Someone needs to make this happen.
Well, unfortunately, John will meet his demise because he underestimated a Ninetales or overestimated his own strength due to a hypothetical scenario. 🙏RIP Barbecued John.🙏
That and Ninetails are known to curse people...
Can we talk about how intimidating the meowth line can be?
Are we not gonna talk about how also underestimated pikachu and he overestimated the pidgey final evo ( i forgot their name)
@@TheGrimSleeper226 pidgeots can fly in sonic speeds,he deserves to be scared
@@jatarokemuri5443 one slash=death
Honestly if you put Vulpix in punt I would have dead panned purely because both Vulpix and Ninetails can slowly kill you inside out with their legend curse and foxes are normally demons in many cultures because of their trickster personalities. They are also very hard to grab. Edit: I then saw you move the Vulpix, good luck with being dragged out of death just to serve a fox. :3
whenever someone hurts or threatens Spearow, they call for their MATES
Johns stats is castform :D. He is finally starting to like it
Been waiting for this video since the Sinnoh one came out! LET'S GOOOO!
Edit: I love the mental image of John punting pokemon to the moon. It's so entertaining and satisfying in my mind.
Magnetmite is a ball of steel. You would break your foot punting it to the moon
just be creative about it. have you not think grabbing and yeeting it. rather than punching it? and is it really steel when it's easily weak against mega punch or any martial attack moves. what it's just a punch but stronger.
@@ren_yt3715 John said: "I'm not a fighter"
@@Ricardo_Morales he said his not a fighter. but he is using some type advantage moves. the stab effectiveness is not there since his normal but the move is still effective. it's not about the typing within the character. it's about setting your own team with diverse move sets in case of tough situations were you need that effective attack to having the odds on your favor.
@@ren_yt3715 But he doesn't know how to punch like a fighter, it would be a normal punch... Maybe with STAB... I don't know... Is that guy a normal-type?
2:50 butterfree: wait till I use stun spore
Yeah lol I think he should have put in we’ll see
John is literally wishing he was in the Pokémon world just to beat up pokemon
John: Yeah, I could probably beat up a turtle with a hard as hell shell and the ability to then smash that shell (Shell Smash), and then use it as a weapon (Can Wartortle use Razor Shell) to turn me into ribbons, suuuuure 🤣🤣
Diglett can dig up and down at the speed of damn light according to it's Pokedex entry, so I think he'll hide Everytime u attempt to even try to hit him
Like wack a mole
The best thing about these videos is all the ways John describes his demise
I'd like to see Unova next, that'd be fun to watch. The best part is that the moths will finally have their revenge.
1:24 "Venusaur might just eat me" had me dying 💀
“I saw Ash get electrocuted by Pikachu hundreds of times and he stayed alive”
John forgets Ash is the main character
for the starters and other pokemon you got to take into consideration their moves if a metapod could slow down a onix I think you would just be stuck
The thing is a lot of these Pokémon can probably survive getting “punted to the moon”
your strategy for dealing with magneton would fail miserably... but it would actually work great against dodrio... i'm pretty sure there are several dex entries stating that dodrio's heads aren't the most cooperative, so you could probably turn them against each other fairly easily...
PM7: _talks about Crabs not being a Threat, due to only being able to walk sideways_
*Dark Souls 3 Crabbo wants to know your location*
Pokemen: yeah I’m going to hit that with a home run
Alolan Sandshrew Causing a tyranitar to run away after beating it in a battle: oh so you think it’s very funny now?
I think psyduck is a draw... you punt it to the moon, and the resulting headache lets it just destroy you on its way into orbit
Yes! I would honestly watch this same tier list for each region lol
reality: any human probably loses to like 99% of all pokemon, like they can all use toxic 😭
?
Few Pokémon can learn toxic
@@RandoRules that's true but pretty much every mon that isn't gen8 can learn toxic via tm
True if they pre got the tm gg
" yea I could probably put a Pikachu in an arm lock "
John. Your stats are wrong in 2023. They are now:
❤️ HP: 100
🧡 Attack: 130
💛 Defense: 110
💙 Sp. Atk: 115
💚 Sp. Def: 110
💖 Speed: 115
Total: 680
Enjoy!
“Moths are not intimidating”
The Radiance: Hold my orange juice
Ah, a fellow hollow knight fan.
Oh hello nice to see someone else who knows about that game
it might be intimidating if youre a little bug but that moth would not be that big to a human
@@ohnohwgn bruh the radiance is a brutally difficult bossfight
@@firey55alt92 yes but what if i have a rolled up newspaper
I doubt I'd be able beat a regular dog, let alone 95% of these pokemon.
I could beat up a regular dog but some pokemon would definitely kick my butt with their powers. A regular dog isn't hard to beat if you're able to outsmart it. I hesitate to beat up animals unless I have to but I have been in a situation where a dog got so aggressive that I try to stop it from coming through the door at my cousin's house. I had to cover the door with a chair. Then when the dog got in, it started chasing me and it still couldn't get me because of how fast I was running. My uncle ended up disciplining it for being very aggressive.
John hears an Idea you do a collab with Mandjtv (or purple cliff) where he looks at the chart and moves pokemon into what he thinks is the best category and he gives reasons why. It can give a second opinion about what you can beat up. Just a thought
This video John: puts parasect in we’ll see*
John after legends arceus: R.I.P
John: I will punt ekans to the moon.
Ekans: *Suffocates John*
Just turn the dugtrio fight into an intense game of wack-a-mole
It's too fast, you couldn't hit it
So, you are as Powerful as Castform?
But without the great move pool and the awesome power of weather
Explains why Mikey likes John so much (:
I was questioning some of these, but a Machop lifts boulders all day for fun! :p fun times mate keep it up
Oh and fun note Onix is super light for its size, at its length it's the equivalent of a 6 foot tall person weighing like 25 lbs! Big hollow boy if you ask me XD
wow onix is 1kg chunkier comparing to me
little tip: DONT GRAB A SNAKE BY ITS TAIL! IT WILL ROTATE AND BITE YOU THEIR REALLY FLEXABLE
An alternate title -
“grown man explains how he could beat fiction animals with magical powers”
I can't believe that you are bold enough to believe you can take Lord Helix himself.
I bet I could too
@@pokeinator7834 blasphemy
@@Arrows_tip I would step on that thing dead
@@pokeinator7834 If you could even breath before the power of anarchy decimates your pitiful democratic existence
@@murilodeavevedo5862 it’s easy idk what to say just step on him and just like he said it went extinct for a reason
Pokemen7: I could beat geodude
Geodude: Explodes!
But they would both die
Recovering from appendix surgery right now thanks for the laughs!
Jhon: Slowpoke, I'd probably beat him in a fight.
Slowpoke: Caches a shellder on It's tail.
Jhon: It would kill me.
John:what’s marowak gonna do to me? Run into me?
Me: *no he’s gonna headbutt you until you got a big bump on your forehead*
4:43 I highly doubt you’re outlasting any electric types
This man is basically gonna try to break Marowak's kneecaps, I'd pay to see that XD
same
Seel, ok, but Dewgong is a cool Pokémon, I like it more than Lapras (?
Chansy’s Egg is actually a rock
john said big moths are not scary but I watch Godzilla so I think big moths are scary
I'd really like Mikey to react to this.
Counter for all non ghost-rock-ledengary-steel-pokemon
A shotgun.
Counter for exeggutor: a chainsaw
Ahhh the gun type, super effective against most, even it self!
I doubt it. Just think about all the steel moves. Bullet Punch. Fighting types are tanking.
17:00 Dewgong can float lol
@@incognitodon5779 then that’s why it floats
john is way too confident in his ability to beat diglett despite lacking knowledge on what is underneath
“no we are not beating a firebreathing Dragon”
me: *blows out flame on tail* ez