When The Duchess Met Johnny The TA | Joe Lycett

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  • @aran9952
    @aran9952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    "I didn't ask but let's see where this goes"
    Love that

  • @MeesDeppe_Official
    @MeesDeppe_Official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    STALIN! The delivery on that one got me

  • @Rhianalanthula
    @Rhianalanthula ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "It's alright. I've changed your name. They won't know you're called Pete."
    Excellent

  • @JustAPersonDoingThings
    @JustAPersonDoingThings 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    “Why is she over there?” Gets me every time 😄

  • @KateInTheCity
    @KateInTheCity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    You are one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen and your humanitarianism is inspiring. Love you Joe Lycett!

  • @MissyGail4eva
    @MissyGail4eva ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It's so cute to see Rachael in the audience! 🤗

    • @tombarter3287
      @tombarter3287 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who’s Rachael?

    • @EmmaRiddle543
      @EmmaRiddle543 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tombarter3287
      Rachel Reilly

    • @tombarter3287
      @tombarter3287 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EmmaRiddle543I love Rachel Reilly but which bit is she at?

    • @RavenousMillenial
      @RavenousMillenial ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tombarter3287 5:58 :)

    • @TigerPrawn_
      @TigerPrawn_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tombarter3287 5:58 next to Pasha

  • @MazLad
    @MazLad ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Oh Christ. I watched too much of this thinking he was a Teaching Assistant.

  • @shynye
    @shynye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This man is a gift to us all

  • @unoriginalsyn
    @unoriginalsyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Mummy's been in the news, even here in Australia 🤭 good on ya Joe, keep em accountable 💕💕

  • @EatinPaste
    @EatinPaste 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Got about a half way through the video and realised that TA didn't mean Teacher's Assistant.

    • @ym10up
      @ym10up 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I still don't know what it is

    • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
      @PetroicaRodinogaster264 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t know either. mostly because the clip had very little context. Also, Joe is so dependant on the camp persona, it takes over and it become unfunny.

    • @inoma1423
      @inoma1423 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Territorial Army - like the UK version of American Reservist

    • @ShortMan_123
      @ShortMan_123 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@PetroicaRodinogaster264 Have you heard of a thing called- the internet? lots of info there, have a little search eh

    • @lindseylee8572
      @lindseylee8572 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Got quarter way thro and turned him off he’s pathetic

  • @carey123
    @carey123 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you for sharing. Your comedy always makes me laugh and brightens the day.

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Of course he Googled "quotes by evil people." It's the ideal way to look for faux-inspirational quotes.
    My personal favorite: “I haven't blocked out the past. I wouldn't trade the person I am, or what I've done, or the people I've known, for anything. So I do think about it. And at times it's a rather mellow trip to lay back and remember.”

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reminds me of that Cheryl Cole music video that has a quote about love at the start of it. The quote is from Marquis de Sade - the man whom sadisim is named after. 😩

  • @shamanahaboolist
    @shamanahaboolist ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I've met too many people like this...
    Usually takes a darker turn tho when they're drunk and start admitting war crimes. X-D

    • @Richard_Jones
      @Richard_Jones ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? I know Joe's a bit of a troll but war crimes?

  • @kerrbear1980
    @kerrbear1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    ♥️♥️♥️♥️ everything u do!! Should come to Toronto, i would def pay to see u live.

  • @musicalenchantment
    @musicalenchantment ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Your great sense of comic humour was just what I needed this Friday a.m!
    I have watched 3 episodes from your channel so far today - I think I"m 'hooked'!!!
    Have a wonderful festive season, and thanks for making me laugh!

  • @bradleyharrisYT
    @bradleyharrisYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jeez that bit at the end had huge Alan Partridge energy!

  • @chalphon4907
    @chalphon4907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Joe Lycett is the best thing that has happened to humanity since we invented the wheel

    • @kerrbear1980
      @kerrbear1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes! Agreed

    • @BH-2
      @BH-2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He isn’t that funny, and mildly annoying, esp shredding £10k when he could have given to those in need.

    • @brie099
      @brie099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@BH-2 I feel “stop or I’ll give 10k to needy people!” would not give the desired outcome

    • @nobody764-j9n
      @nobody764-j9n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i used to think that. if he shreds 10 grand because beckham, not anymore....it was common knowledge ,for the last 10 years. beckham was a spokesperson for this mess. he has already been paid and spent that 10 million. so joe is kind of late. i posted all about beckham on facebook in 2012. nobody cared then. i mean nobody. people said he was just making money. i pointed out the fact gays are killed there. and nobody cared. i pointed out the fact the workers building to stadium , where in fact modern slaves working in unsafe conditions .... nobody cared. and now a week before the event starts, its the time to do something? why didnt joe troll beckham before hand. and why is he bulling only him? and why not the entire english football team? who could boycott the event. but arent. wearing an arm band. fuck that. if they were our heros they would say fuck off we arent going. and why are there brits going to the game? oh i see because they really do not give a fuck for us gays. and im starting to think joe is not the person i was thinking he was. is he still bisexual? or has come out fully ? or is he still afraid to come out as a gay man. cause he isnt bi. his whole act is gaywashing. or biwashing. not in my name joe. you do not represent me. i hope you have a lovely day. much love!!!!! xxx

    • @BH-2
      @BH-2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nobody764-j9n Can't agree with you more, very nicely put. Joe picked Beckham because he is famous and well-liked so he can in some ways 'gain' from the controversy. David has done many many great things for the LGBTQ community over the years and Lycett has done nothing other than capitalising from 'I am putting on an overtly camp voice to capitalise on the gay/bi identity'. I feel sorry for him.

  • @TCt83067695
    @TCt83067695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Oh my gosh I love the outro.
    Poor -Renée- Peter getting bullied by Joe

    • @Cyb3rM1nd
      @Cyb3rM1nd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Slight correction, in case of interest: Renée is female, while René is male. In french everything is gendered - even the spelling of a unisex name. Language be weird.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Cyb3rM1nd merci pour me corriger

  • @HappyGnoux
    @HappyGnoux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    thank you for this video! ^^ it made my day!

  • @mykolasbrazauskas9443
    @mykolasbrazauskas9443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I would have picked option B I would call him Renée ( in my mind when I say Renée I always think of Renée from the TV show Allo Allo)

    • @Cyb3rM1nd
      @Cyb3rM1nd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slight correction, in case of interest: Renée is female, while René is male. In french everything is gendered - even the spelling of a unisex name. Language be weird.

  • @Super-op9zp
    @Super-op9zp ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joe is brilliant

  • @alishashields830
    @alishashields830 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love you Joe!

  • @vidalovecraft2903
    @vidalovecraft2903 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There's not nearly enough Joe Lycette in the world ❤

  • @cristinaevans139
    @cristinaevans139 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Excellent comic love it 🌈

  • @claudiecow
    @claudiecow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Obsesssed! With the random audience shot that shows Pasha from Strictly Come Dancing and Rachel from Countdown

  • @aick
    @aick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I have never seen someone with such similar ears to mine... ear-y.

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks so much!!

  • @BigTallLankyDude
    @BigTallLankyDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Anyone still trying to figure out what 'TA' meant in that context? Let me know!

    • @roanc3709
      @roanc3709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The army reserve. Used to be called the territorial army

    • @BigTallLankyDude
      @BigTallLankyDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@roanc3709 thanks

  • @BeingJapan
    @BeingJapan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Rachel Reilly was in the audience!

  • @jaraskajaremek8416
    @jaraskajaremek8416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love him 💕

  • @darkdarce
    @darkdarce ปีที่แล้ว

    5:58 is when the camera focuses on Rachel Riley of Countdown/Cats Does Countdown fame to those that asked

  • @JadedKate
    @JadedKate ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I want T shirts saying THIS IS PROPER WAR and EVER SO SLIGHTLY WEIRD 🙃👕

  • @mariadorothea9506
    @mariadorothea9506 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are very clever,.. and hilarious 😂

  • @debrachiverton7921
    @debrachiverton7921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Luv luv him

  • @shochre6497
    @shochre6497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was wonderfull!

  • @cheriestl
    @cheriestl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow! That’s the quickest wit draw in the west!

  • @pauls8456
    @pauls8456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Veni, vidi, vici can be moved around to be Vidi Vici Veni you can use that one Joe, Paul from Australia)

  • @r.g.9717
    @r.g.9717 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol 😂 My names Rene!

  • @PWizz91
    @PWizz91 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A gig in Wigan hahaha

  • @I.aTuckingFypo.l
    @I.aTuckingFypo.l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So funny mate !!

  • @firstlight7419
    @firstlight7419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this routine

  • @paxmaac1
    @paxmaac1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is that Rachel Riley at 5:58?

    • @Shmiguelly
      @Shmiguelly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is, with her husband Pasha

    • @ebohls
      @ebohls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wondered the same thing. Guy sitting next to her sure looks like her husband Pasha Kovalev. Must be them.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way. Love Rachel Riley

    • @viosavvy
      @viosavvy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shmiguelly Her husband is Pasha?? That is so random to me xD Especially since Rachel is suppose to be a notoriously bad dancer according to Countdown. What a weird discovery from watching Joe Lycett standup.

    • @seansilence2697
      @seansilence2697 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@viosavvy I believe they met on Strictly lol

  • @erint5373
    @erint5373 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joe Lycett for PM 🤞

  • @MisterItchy
    @MisterItchy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Was that a Rachel Riley cameo there towards the end?

  • @sayurikitamura7109
    @sayurikitamura7109 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so refreshing 🙏 thank you Joe! That's what women experience for centuries, but when we tell it it's not funny

  • @madpete6438
    @madpete6438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ha Ha. You are funny but holidays with a duchess - hard work.
    Keep it up mate.....

  • @BionicDance
    @BionicDance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thank you for changing your outro music.
    I love your videos, your comedy, everything...except that the old outro music made me want to rip off my own toes to have something to stick in my ears.
    Just...you know...sayin'. ;)

  • @jcoombes7528
    @jcoombes7528 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:58 Rachel from countdown ?

  • @nigelpick2511
    @nigelpick2511 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does jonny from the TA sound a lot like James Acaster

  • @therealtonedef
    @therealtonedef ปีที่แล้ว

    well wet nappy, 1 tiny cheeky slapp stick piece...

  • @MURDERPILLOW.
    @MURDERPILLOW. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:35

  • @quantumslasher
    @quantumslasher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's a shame, trying to follow along with autogenerated subtitles, and half the words are incorrect because it can't pick out accents...

  • @micheleturley8758
    @micheleturley8758 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genius as always 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ScottCalvinsClause
    @ScottCalvinsClause 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    #beagentgetconsent

  • @ryanjones5133
    @ryanjones5133 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Renay

  • @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791
    @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What's TA?

    • @bluetoad2668
      @bluetoad2668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Territorial Army, UK volunteer part time reserve army.

  • @anncarroll2204
    @anncarroll2204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂

  • @The31st
    @The31st ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's wrong about condoms

  • @gillianr-w8720
    @gillianr-w8720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ❤🙏🏻😂

  • @bodnica
    @bodnica 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @b00ts4ndc4ts
    @b00ts4ndc4ts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lete know when you are ready to dice that money or send it to charity, I have a grand that I will do the same with.

  • @julietigermoon9572
    @julietigermoon9572 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂

  • @upadepth
    @upadepth หลายเดือนก่อน

    Funny u is. I dunno perhaps I'm wrong. Perhaps I'm wrong I dunno...

  • @GavTatu
    @GavTatu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i was in the TA for twelve years, there was a fair amount of comedy homosexuality. we just having a laugh. honest.

  • @josephchambers2000
    @josephchambers2000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where’s the confusion? As I Bisexual myself, I’m just attracted to both genders…like, that’s not difficult to understand.

  • @teams3345
    @teams3345 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this gay man. He is so funny.

    • @milo4492
      @milo4492 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's pansexual, actually :))

  • @rorwyk
    @rorwyk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Icon

  • @Ms.Laterholmes5253
    @Ms.Laterholmes5253 ปีที่แล้ว

    🌈🥰

  • @SjorsHoukes
    @SjorsHoukes ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Any condom you can buy, you can fit over your head"... sorry Joe, but no. If that were true, we'd have a lot more unwanted pregnancies on our hands due to them simply falling off. Condoms have different sizes, and fitted condoms are a thing. You can buy them too small and you can buy them too large.
    Edit: also: i wanna see you try to fit it over your head ;)

  • @Elecjester
    @Elecjester ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wish you did more standup again, I miss this =) the tv show is ok, but not the same.

  • @pakora81
    @pakora81 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    TOO MUCH AFGHANISTAN

  • @mchapman6835
    @mchapman6835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fed up with people getting their knobs out. Can't men talk about anything else?

  • @kris5187
    @kris5187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wait, what's feminist about not raping?
    blink, blink.

    • @johnhalligan2332
      @johnhalligan2332 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah-if I'm honest, that was the first time I've been a bit taken aback by one of his sketches, too. Consent applies across the board and there's nothing "feminist" about not assaulting someone. In the "underage" context of the joke, too, that was a bit yikes.

    • @me-dc8pj
      @me-dc8pj ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it's meant to be sarcastic, or like overexaggeration at least

  • @donchonealyotheoneal5456
    @donchonealyotheoneal5456 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please take the outro off of your videos it disgusts me thank you everything else is how do you say peachy

  • @samkasier2537
    @samkasier2537 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A55- Hall...
    Not a comedian....

  • @madmurd6596
    @madmurd6596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And this is supposed to be funny?🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @Cyb3rM1nd
      @Cyb3rM1nd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Only to those with a sense of humour.

    • @treegreen941
      @treegreen941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cyb3rM1nd His sense of humour is like his name...

    • @Cyb3rM1nd
      @Cyb3rM1nd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@treegreen941 🤣

  • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
    @PetroicaRodinogaster264 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I recall that the character Linda played by Kathy Burke In “gimme gimme gimme” had a line, …”you’re not gay, you’re just lazy”! But I have a line of my own…let me explain.
    I have no interest in anyone’s sex life, I am a straight female , my closest friends are a gay couple and the best boss I ever had was gay and in a long term (over 20 yrs)relationship. Another man also in a long relationship( nearly 35 yrs) helped me to get my first home and kept an eye on me when I was emotionally vulnerable at one time. But, it never occurs to me when I am with them (or anyone, straight or gay), to define them by whomever they sleep with. It is how they treat other humans and animals that will help me decide if I like them or not.
    But if you tell me you are bi…(as if I needed to know!!…)and here is my line, then I would reply, “ no you’re not, you’re just GREEDY and insecure and possibly over sexed!”
    Bi people are just afraid that if they don’t have a foot in both ‘camps’ (pun intended) then they might miss out altogether. News Flash…plenty of straight people are not in loving relationships and have not had any sex for years…or ever even. I have never met a hetero who felt the need to declare as such, at every opportunity like many high profile gays, do. If you slap someone in the face with your sexual preferences, don’t be surprised if they slap you back with a ‘knuckle sandwich’ IYKWIM!
    Being gay shouldn’t be a criminal or even a moral offence; everyone needs and deserves love, & gay bashing is just appalling. But, if someone is anti gay (to the point they will be violent and verbally abusive), they are never, repeat NEVER, going to change. Just as a true gay person cannot be “turned’ to be hetero, a hater cannot be ‘turned’ to be a liker. Be a humanitarian Joe, leave the sex life in the bedroom.
    So Joe, are you lazy or just simply fuckin* greedy?

    • @karinsch3347
      @karinsch3347 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your post sounds a bit like: I like black people, I have black friends, so I am not a racist, but asians are awful! Only it is about the sexual orientation.

    • @ellenpetit4715
      @ellenpetit4715 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait, what??

    • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
      @PetroicaRodinogaster264 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ellenpetit4715 what don’t you understand pet, are you illiterate? Just in case you think I am gay bashing, read what I said. I am not and do not condone it. But I am bashing the fact that high profile gays have the need to advertise it. Ordinary people do not feel the need to talk about their sex life. But celebrities cannot help themselves. Seems to me they are relying on it to keep them relevant. Maybe that is why they get so much negative attention. It bores the tits off everyone.

    • @indigoziona
      @indigoziona ปีที่แล้ว

      Be a humanitarian, Robyn, and leave your bigotry off TH-cam.

    • @maiNmusica
      @maiNmusica ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You got so many things wrong in your comment. The first one being that you seem to assume that people who are bi are automstically poly aswell?!

  • @colinfarren8326
    @colinfarren8326 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He isn't funny

  • @jimbanda
    @jimbanda ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing funny here , really nothing funny, I don't think any comedian in the world could make that routine/monologue whatever it is, funny.
    Gay, Straight, ++ it don't matter , the standard of comedy has dropped to an all-time low..... C'mon Joe, you have the confidence..... but you need material.

    • @trilliarobinson7862
      @trilliarobinson7862 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yet so many in the audience and here on line have thorughly enjoyed his humour, and laughed out loud. Each to their own. If you don't enjoy Joe's humour, why watch ?

    • @jimbanda
      @jimbanda ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trilliarobinson7862 Here's a clue ffs , I watched to see if I liked him , I did not like him, not funny, then I gave my opinion.
      Does that bother you?

    • @trilliarobinson7862
      @trilliarobinson7862 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jimbanda No, doesn't bother me at all, just wondered why you wanted to share your dislike on what is essentially a fan page ....

    • @jimbanda
      @jimbanda ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trilliarobinson7862 I hope you have many years of enjoying his material , I did say in my op that he has the confidence, just not the material, but I know that can be expressed differently in saying he has the confidence and material for an audience that love it/him.
      When I had a "team" at work, I always gave particular attention to the one or two negative or questioning contributions at the weekly meetings, sometimes I felt personally offended but I still worked through the criticism and on balance I'd say we became better as a team.
      Anyway maybe that explains me giving an opinion, and at least I listened to the artist first.
      Happy New Year.

  • @micktre7608
    @micktre7608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Newish comedy I'm sure... Struggling with old mates, fummy

  • @InservioLetum
    @InservioLetum ปีที่แล้ว +7

    TIL there is a support group for recovering conservaties, Tories Anonymous.

  • @InservioLetum
    @InservioLetum ปีที่แล้ว

    Aaaaaanyone? Even Mr Glitter? Kavanaugh? Savile? Frump? Surely there must be exceptions, come now. I love you to bits, but even you can't be THAT patient, surely.