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Idk I met my fiance on grindr. To think everyone just wants as much random sex as possible is just idk like saying blacks are all lazy. Everyone likes sex it's not the defining feature for gays, and everyone is kinda lazy it's not the defining feature of African Americans.
I don't understand why! He's so freaking tall. I would think that a guy damn near a foot taller than me would be (at the very least) a whole inch longer. I don't understand gay stuff and it's probably why my brother gets uncomfortable when I'm drinking and trying to converse with his "friends". Although I've only once looked at one of his friends and said "damn, yall been together for awhile now... I bet you have a hard time holding shit in!" Hey. I'm still learning how to joke around with them!
This was amusing, but the part about the old guy who never got a chance to go on dates when he was a kid showing a younger picture of himself was just heartbreaking.
Before I deleted my Grindr account, my screen name was "BiAndLarge"..... Grant should do a video about Grindr interactions in general. I once had a guy that didn't know it, but sent me my own pictures as if they were his own..... Yeah, that was interesting
@@jake6681 i don't care. I don't want to date black women because I don't really find them attractive. That's my personal choice. Others can do whatever they feel is right for them.
I love how true the dates only guy joke is because of how often on every Hook up app you sign up for there is those profiles that say: Not looking for a hookup! looking for a relationship!
Honestly, (if it was a dating app) I'd pick the guy who just smiled. He's just being himself rather than trying to look hot. Plus he looks super friendly.
The old school butcher shop down the street that thought he'd reinvent himself with the millennials by renaming his business Grindr is in for a big surprise.
Lesbian picture day: There really isn't a lesbian dating app but I ALREADY KNOW what picture day would look like. Of course, first, there's just a string of Ally being uncomfortable, awkwardly taking pictures of people they've dated like "oh heyyy jessica...." "Lindsey hiii... you look great. Just super...great" "Oh Alex...you're dating ..again. That's awesome...just awesome." "Laurel...wow. I haven't seen you since we broke off our engagement *mumbles* I hope you die" *snaps photo* Then the one where Ally sees someone they went to high school with and goes "I KNEW IT" Then there's a person where ally goes "um. I'm sorry. I don't want to assume anything or cross any boundaries here. What are your gender pronouns?" And she just starts yelling at Ally for being ignorant. Then there's brennan and Ally goes "Oh did I mess up the sign? This is for lesbians. I mean I don't know how you-" and brennan goes "Well thank you..........Ally, for that wonderful observation. You really are smart and beautiful. You see the thing is, ALLY, I saw the sign, and made a women's profile gets me the bi girls and that's just.....really hot. You see ALLY, I'm just a simple man who is looking for'-" *lesbian security takes him away* *angry girl still yelling and ally apologizing* Girl who takes all 6 pictures in the same sitting with only slight changes in her facial expressions. *angry girl still yelling, including bleeped out swearing* Girl who using only snapchat filters so you have no idea who it is. *angry girl still yelling and says something about ally being a woman* ally interrupts to say 'actually I'm non-binary' the girl stops and says 'then how can you be so disrespecting to those people?! As a woman, I stand up for-' And then ally goes 'wait a minute! You just yelled at me for 3 days and you don't even identify that way??" And the girl goes "I'M A GOOD PERSON" There's a one girl that's perfection and Ally goes "why are YOU single 😉" the girl giggles and goes "actuallyyyyy I'm not. My boyfriend and I-" *sends her away*. Then there's another perfect girl who is single and Ally goes "Finally! A single queer woman" and the girl giggles and goes "well actuallyyyyy I'm just kinda done with men being jerks. I've never even thought of women that way. I mean they're pretty and stuff but I'd never actually date a-" *gay security takes her away* There's the last girl where every picture gets better and better. And then she goes "can I get one more?" Ally's all excited like "Absolutely!" And she motions for a man in a suit to join her, she's suddenly wearing a wedding dress and kissing him. Ally goes "OH COME ON!!" Then the photoshoot is empty and Ally goes "Next!....Next!.....oh god... that's it. Those are my options... what is my life?"
The part about no room mates is so accurate. "Hey I'm OMW. ETA 10 min." "Cool." "You got roommates?" "Yeah why?" 15 minutes later still no response, no show "Hey you still coming?"
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@Wilson Sc.Jordan damn it
The "International" in the app name is definitely a lie if it's not even available in Australia
Now do one for Bumble
But are you 8.5 inches?
I didn't know Grant was 8'5. He's way taller than I thought he was!
lol
sure babes... sure
Wait, how tall is Grant?
@@dragonflame8157 a little shorter than katie, a little taller than zac
@@acookie7548 and zac is a little taller than katie if I remember correctly?
my heart just melted for the "dates only"- guy
same,,,,, he's so sweet. honestly, I'd date him he's precious
"8.5in, uncut*
You should freeze it then.
I'd date him
The "straight guy here" after finished me
Imagine a real dude taping this on his account, I would instantaniously accept this genius
The dates only guy is soooo precious!!
Omg I knoooooow he was so adorable!
Idk I met my fiance on grindr. To think everyone just wants as much random sex as possible is just idk like saying blacks are all lazy. Everyone likes sex it's not the defining feature for gays, and everyone is kinda lazy it's not the defining feature of African Americans.
Recently I used grindr to find marijuana.
@@shutupimstilltalking It's not about gays, it's about the app. Nobody really associates Tindr with dates only either.
@@shutupimstilltalking its a hook up app literally made so you can get laid with as little effort as possible.
“Oh... I can get you both in. 😏”
Oh, my. This was about to turn into a very different kind of video, wasn’t it?
Grant is s man after my own heart
G. S. Haha
Chaotic Bi intensifies
I'd watch it! :D
The rest is on dropout.
"Oh, I can get you both in." I love you Grant
This has 69 likes don't you dare change it
@@Idontwantmynametobepublic same
scout mesich
It changed
@@anthonykerr3509 696 now, so it turned into a threesome.
nice
Normal
So it did
Grant just wants everyone to know he's 8.5 inches, cut.
I miss the videos they made about pitch meetings.
I don't understand why! He's so freaking tall. I would think that a guy damn near a foot taller than me would be (at the very least) a whole inch longer. I don't understand gay stuff and it's probably why my brother gets uncomfortable when I'm drinking and trying to converse with his "friends".
Although I've only once looked at one of his friends and said "damn, yall been together for awhile now... I bet you have a hard time holding shit in!"
Hey. I'm still learning how to joke around with them!
What's with that cut or uncut?
@@sayakdas4159 it's whether their parents decided to mutilate their genitals as babies or not
@@catlover301 I see, circumcision! I thought it is general rule in America to go for 'Cut'?
This was amusing, but the part about the old guy who never got a chance to go on dates when he was a kid showing a younger picture of himself was just heartbreaking.
I would have too, but the picture is of him in his 40s/50s. Twenties, I’d probably agree....
It isn't that he never got a chance to go on dates, he's just lying about himself to try to appear much, much younger than he actually is.
@Liss2271 Maybe it was just a poor choice of words on your part, but how exactly is dating people younger than you "creepy"?
@@SatyreIkon 30 year age gaps are creepy bud.
@@jerichohartweich8191 And why is that, you would say? I'm sure you have reasons?
Thing is, I would totally date the dates only guy
Me too.
but like,,, it's grindr,, so he's gay,,,
Mood
@@kenjiespino7737they have SIR in their name-so....umm...buddy...ye
I mean...8.5 inches uncut...
"Oh... I can get you both in." Almost choked on the sausage...
And so did Grant.
8,5 inches sausage.......?
Was it 8.5 inches?
“8.5 inches cut, no humans just a preference.”
*dogs only*
@@justnana133 get back to work or I will destroy you and use your parts to decorate the Malevolence
@@CygnusTheSilly roger roger, yes sir
45.5 inches. no men no transgenders no asians so African Americans!!! Just a preference.
Shane Dawson...?
Missed the cis woman looking for a straight guy. “I don’t think you know what grindr is”
Those aren't cis women...
@@jamesrockybullin5250no there actually are cis women on the app looking for either straight men or a “gay best friend”
@@jamesrockybullin5250 Which is why it was missing
@@jamesrockybullin5250 Yup. I've seen plenty of women on grindr, I think maybe 5 of them were cis across about 10 years of use
Don't forget the Cis woman looking for someone to set her husband up with. Or the Cis woman looking for a GBFF.
Sad there was no mention of finding old classmates on there lol.
geekymelanin Lol happend to me
*the homophobic class bully
@@oblati Holy shit, I found like two of them
Oh I recognized my neighbor's too, like the shear number of ppl within 300 feet (100m) of me is insane
*blocks instantly unless he’s cute*
Grant needs to make that his actual Grindr profile pic, and anyone else want a Scuff version of this...
What's the difference, actually??? Was considering poking around it
Bears
Before I deleted my Grindr account, my screen name was "BiAndLarge".....
Grant should do a video about Grindr interactions in general. I once had a guy that didn't know it, but sent me my own pictures as if they were his own..... Yeah, that was interesting
Craig Call this is freaking creepy!!!!!!!
Hello
I do catfishing i do the same i disturb boys is funny 😂
Jacob Hoggan same - I just went cold turkey one day. I miss the hot hook ups but it was 90% a waste of time.
kir yeah it’s bad
I literally just clocked off of Grindr to watch this lmao
lol
On a scale of 1 to 10 how gay are you
Please dont get offended I value my life
@@kimmyseon46 I'd say 8.5 and uncut XD
@@SirPhysics Imma leave your comment at 69 likes
@@obseo9087 nice
"The old racist shop owners with NO IRISH signs in their window 'just had a preference' too."
That's actually a great way of explaining it.
not really.
One thing is a constitutional right, the other a seuxal preference that is no one's business.
No because you don't have sex with the people that come into your store
@@markusk9080 Except neither are constitutional rights
@@markusk9080 but both are built on racist ideologies and mindsets
@@jake6681 i don't care. I don't want to date black women because I don't really find them attractive.
That's my personal choice. Others can do whatever they feel is right for them.
“Dates Only” he’s precious I hope he finds someone wonderful 🥺
Grant’s height may be a very confusing matter, but his length has been settled.
Grant started from the pun 'I can get you both in' and then worked back from that.
I love how true the dates only guy joke is because of how often on every Hook up app you sign up for there is those profiles that say: Not looking for a hookup! looking for a relationship!
Well ppl have found their SO on hookup apps so why not clearly there's other profiles looking for the same thing so they'll match with them
@@kidsofyesterday17 I mean yes but actually no but that's probably because of the shitty match making AI.
Once again, shockingly accurate
So Grant's cut
ya learn something new everyday
Arceus Lord of Creation like this will help me in my US history test lmao
Really sad news
I love and hate how accurate this is.
That final "I can get you both in" line....🤣
I totally believe grant is 8.5"
nothing human no one is that big unless they’re a porn star.
@@TaylorKnightCosplay Oh, you poor, sweet, innocent child.
@@TaylorKnightCosplay youve gotta get out more lol
This was my favorite. The ending was the best, and the way Grant slid in? *priceless*
Now i want a picture day for some lesbian app, featuring Ally!
There...are lesbian dating apps...right? RIGHT?
HER
But grinder isnt a dating app.
There's HER, but it doesn't work. Wish there was like a lesbian Grindr.
@@TheEmmaSinging If there ever is one they should call it....
... *Scissr*
I heard it was a myth
Honestly, (if it was a dating app) I'd pick the guy who just smiled. He's just being himself rather than trying to look hot. Plus he looks super friendly.
The last joke is just golden. Funny sketch
Okay, the conclusion to this one was just epic. Great video.
This grindr series alongside honest hiking are my favourites!
"Are we all just going with 8.5 inches?"
That "Oh, I can get you both in" joke at the end killed me XD. Seriously Grant is my favourite cast member.
That was awesome Grant! Thank you for that video!!!
“oh i can get you both in” fucking priceless
The old school butcher shop down the street that thought he'd reinvent himself with the millennials by renaming his business Grindr is in for a big surprise.
Paul Smith pics or it doesn't exist.
Those desks with buttons that lift up? They're just from IKEA. They are pretty great, I have them at my work too
Thank a lot.
I've been dying for a sequel!
😘❤️
FANTASTIC. And why do I get the feeling that Grant is writing from experience...
“AT ONE POINT, YES!” was probably my favorite.
2:46 literally every single person in my city, and they don't even have a picture on.
I will fell in love with the “dates only “ guy............
"I don't think you get what Grindr is" Lmaooooo
2:25 I love how offended that guy sounded about seeing an asshole picture.
I just got the final joke and now I'm crying 😂😂😂
3:13
This
"okay"
is always making my day
Please never stop being awesome Grant
"Oh... I can get you both in" 😏
This was kinda unexpected, but I’m glad you’re continuing this sketch, its awesome!
Lesbian picture day:
There really isn't a lesbian dating app but I ALREADY KNOW what picture day would look like.
Of course, first, there's just a string of Ally being uncomfortable, awkwardly taking pictures of people they've dated like "oh heyyy jessica...." "Lindsey hiii... you look great. Just super...great" "Oh Alex...you're dating
..again. That's awesome...just awesome." "Laurel...wow. I haven't seen you since we broke off our engagement *mumbles* I hope you die" *snaps photo*
Then the one where Ally sees someone they went to high school with and goes "I KNEW IT"
Then there's a person where ally goes "um. I'm sorry. I don't want to assume anything or cross any boundaries here. What are your gender pronouns?" And she just starts yelling at Ally for being ignorant.
Then there's brennan and Ally goes "Oh did I mess up the sign? This is for lesbians. I mean I don't know how you-" and brennan goes "Well thank you..........Ally, for that wonderful observation. You really are smart and beautiful. You see the thing is, ALLY, I saw the sign, and made a women's profile gets me the bi girls and that's just.....really hot. You see ALLY, I'm just a simple man who is looking for'-" *lesbian security takes him away*
*angry girl still yelling and ally apologizing*
Girl who takes all 6 pictures in the same sitting with only slight changes in her facial expressions.
*angry girl still yelling, including bleeped out swearing*
Girl who using only snapchat filters so you have no idea who it is.
*angry girl still yelling and says something about ally being a woman* ally interrupts to say 'actually I'm non-binary' the girl stops and says 'then how can you be so disrespecting to those people?! As a woman, I stand up for-' And then ally goes 'wait a minute! You just yelled at me for 3 days and you don't even identify that way??" And the girl goes "I'M A GOOD PERSON"
There's a one girl that's perfection and Ally goes "why are YOU single 😉" the girl giggles and goes "actuallyyyyy I'm not. My boyfriend and I-" *sends her away*.
Then there's another perfect girl who is single and Ally goes "Finally! A single queer woman" and the girl giggles and goes "well actuallyyyyy I'm just kinda done with men being jerks. I've never even thought of women that way. I mean they're pretty and stuff but I'd never actually date a-" *gay security takes her away*
There's the last girl where every picture gets better and better. And then she goes "can I get one more?" Ally's all excited like "Absolutely!" And she motions for a man in a suit to join her, she's suddenly wearing a wedding dress and kissing him. Ally goes "OH COME ON!!"
Then the photoshoot is empty and Ally goes "Next!....Next!.....oh god... that's it. Those are my options... what is my life?"
Maria Lucia Saddly accurate. U forgot the “Just experimenting.” Girl and the
“Looking for lesbian friends (IS STRAIGHT)” girl
They need to make this
@Tash W And Wapa.
But, honestly, there 85% are couples looking for threesomes.
Do you work at CH?
*CH would like to know your location*
I’d swipe right for this channel XD
we'd swipe right for you!
You don't swipe on Grindr though lol
But you don't swipe on Grindr.....
Jeff Conser R/woosh
Will's Adventures WOOOOOSHHH
"I can get you both in"
My first thought was oh Okay! He can be with both of them then I realized OH! he can get them both in! Lol😂
only appreciated sequel ever
I was expecting more from the "put your best foot forward" bit...... I was thinking it would be more visual... lol
Yay! I'm so glad CH is starting to tackle for gay-male comedy. Love to see more :)
The accuracy 😂🤣🤣🤣I'm dying yo
The last joke got me wheezing to death.
"i can get you both in" BRUHHHH
"oh.. I can get you both in"
grant vibes?
This was amazing. Thank you Grant
This is scarily and hilariously accurate
The Dates Only guy is a dream boat
Love you Grant!
You need to do more of those picture day videos, they are the best!
Eventually: Bumble - it's just like Tinder, but less honest and more self-congratulatory. And more blank women's profiles.
Oh man, this is so accurate it's scary
the last one killed me lmao
I really thought Bill's profile at 1:25 was going to say "9 inches, uncut"
The last joke made me cackle I cannot lmao
The part about no room mates is so accurate. "Hey I'm OMW. ETA 10 min." "Cool." "You got roommates?" "Yeah why?" 15 minutes later still no response, no show "Hey you still coming?"
Rikki Velez
Well unless the roommates want to join in it would be weird for him to come over.
I don’t think you get Grindr got me dying 😂😂😂
Okay but the desk thing is actually pretty cool
Confirmation that grant is circumsised
Mutilated*
Glad to see Grant didn't quit after Allys prank
2:51
Every "im not racist, but.." guy ever.
"Oh, I can fit you in" Just assassinated me 😂
I was waiting for: and most of all NO JEGGINS”
nailed it at the end there.
1:56: straight guy here
James Charles: HI SISTER
Omg ! the ending is so perfect
Now we just need a HER one where everyone swipes right but no one wants to message first.
Too accurate.
Ow the truth hurts
People are really that shy and scared? What have you got to lose people. We are already nothing!!
This is...surprisingly accurate.
3:05
GET IN THERE GRANT! XD
Everybody loves the "date only" guy.
Who doesn't love a cute chub?
Or bear 🐻
I always love some *un cut* humor.
The ending was amazing.
glad we’re getting gay visibility for sketches making fun of dating apps
After years, I finally understand the innuendo at the end. 😭 😂
“Let’s just go with equinox that’s the hot one” that did not age well
The ending is unintentional foreshadowing of the Game Changer The Bachelor episode, and I think that's beautiful
F**kin’ funny asf cause it’s so damn true ☠️
We need more of these
I love grant so much he is so funny and is very talented
Yaaay, Finally another picture day sequel 💛
God I miss classic CH
Love how they're all uncut
Everybody knows that uncut is the universal preference. 😂
@ thank goodness
so you you like guys
yes I am on the Grind -r-
I thought we’d *never* get another one of these, bless
god forbid someone have a preference
This checks out, only thing is missing is a bear face gag