i recogonize that theme song, its crazy how a piece of shit like this gta clone can be iconic if it has a good theme song so remember if you make a bad game just put a good song on it
Can confirm, I live near Streatham and it’s exactly like this. Cars flying everywhere, beyblading on the High Road and people getting sucked into portals all over. 11/10 extremely accurate simulation
You may want to move before that portal gets you. Nobody knows that it actually transports you to Chicago on a Saturday night. That's why they're never seen again.
This feels like someone's student project or something, I don't know why you'd pick Streatham of all places unless you lived there already. The voice acting screams 'guy's friend at school/uni who doesn't know how to voice act but wants to help out his mate'.
If Not Kevin is actually Future Kevin, then Not Kevin must be better than Current Kevin because Current Kevin will always be Past Kevin to Future Kevin, and we all know that Past Kevin is an idiot.
@@alegomanYTPs tbh there’s not much point commenting unless u live there bc i can’t exactly describe how EXTREMELY surreal seeing this is as someone who’s lived there their whole life😭
This game be like "curses, we shall depart once more, and this place is rather wicked: skatebording up balls region. I haven't spoken on behalf of the groove for a quinquennium, but I doubt they will care"
@@armsofzeus What do you mean? That meme never left. No matter how much time passes, someone always brings it up again. Its like a curse on Kevins and NotKevins alike.
This is my hometown! And yeah I can confirm it's exactly like this! I recognized those streets..I grew up there. I'd love it if they made this a full game... Haha
It actually an achievement how bad this game is. Like this was made recently? It's SO easy to make a lazy but functional game in say Unreal or Unity but to do what this game does... It had to have taken so much effort just to come out with something this broken.
I dont comment much but I really like the video edit style of vid of Not Kevin, its different from Kevin and the usual Not Kevin uploads and just shows more effort which did give me louder chuckles than before.anyways thats it ty for reading this to whoever sees this
Suppose "GTA 7" will be a London Reboot ? it looks like an android mobile game.....my opinion, the best GTA clone copy on Andriod is "Gangstar Vegas"...you should do a video on "Gangstar Vegas" 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Very confused at to why American Pro Skater Chris Cole is in Streatham... and uh... why you need to steal a phone from him? Does it have important phone numbers and messages from Tony Hawks in it?
Dude you should hit the UEFN Fortnite Creative Maps, some good ones but lots and lots and lots of clones to rip apart lol We just ported DOOM to it and called it BOOM 😅🤣😂
I mean... pretty solid, really. Considering it was made by babies. lmfao No, but like... it's bad enough that it seems to be trying to render the screen twice... but it also seems to be rendering it slightly different between the two passes? Otherwise you wouldn't be able to see such clear differences in the images. Which is like... almost impressive in how utterly broken it is? lmfao
This game is so bad I thought it must have been some parody thing that NotKevin made himself, but no; it's actually a real game you can buy on Steam. For real money.
its like the single developer of this took 20 minutes making the foundation, took a massive shit, left it for months, came back and called it a finished product. hell, even a 9 year old kid who knows the basics of game developing can do a better game.
Good job 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
For the last 6 years I've been responding to "hey there friends" with "hey there kevin" so now on these videos I always have to catch myself
same
Your exposing the rest of us🥲
I picture you as Doug the dog from the hit movie Up saying "Hi there."
It’s “we don’t do that here”
That’s so cool
i recogonize that theme song, its crazy how a piece of shit like this gta clone can be iconic if it has a good theme song so remember if you make a bad game just put a good song on it
The textures in this game are all over the place i dont know whats real and whats not
relax Kevin
Where does Not Kevin find all these games?
As Not Kevin is better than Kevin, surely Not GTA will be better than GTA. 😅
As someone who lives in South London I was so glad to see Streatham Hill rendered so faithfully.
Great to see Kennedy's made it into the game!
Can confirm, I live near Streatham and it’s exactly like this. Cars flying everywhere, beyblading on the High Road and people getting sucked into portals all over. 11/10 extremely accurate simulation
The wild speed of the 1.6 litre Vauxhall Astra police car totally ruined the immersion for me
I lived in Streatham as a kid, and it's nice to know nothings changed😂
I second this
You may want to move before that portal gets you. Nobody knows that it actually transports you to Chicago on a Saturday night. That's why they're never seen again.
I grew up in Streatham
Teachers was givin' man tests
Same time the mandem were givin' out testers
It's literally a better version of gta 5. What a masterpiece
Gta 6?
@@HeyItsStephx Gta 10
GTA london remastered
More like GTA 64.
The google maps vibe of this game is a little unsettling. It's like uncanny valley but for british google streetview.
This feels like someone's student project or something, I don't know why you'd pick Streatham of all places unless you lived there already. The voice acting screams 'guy's friend at school/uni who doesn't know how to voice act but wants to help out his mate'.
To be fair the voice acting is the last of this game's problems
Ahh yes Not Kevin almost better than Kevin himself. Theory Not Kevin is actually future Kevin.
Or past Kevin before earning the right to his name via 1 on 1 combat :P
@@joyouslyloving4857 I hope not. Past Kevin is a jerk.
If Not Kevin is actually Future Kevin, then Not Kevin must be better than Current Kevin because Current Kevin will always be Past Kevin to Future Kevin, and we all know that Past Kevin is an idiot.
@@user-qs3qf5lw9k Why do you think he's been exposing him for so long?
@@user-qs3qf5lw9kbut what about
As someone who lives in London, I can confirm that all the buses are just painted on.
I knew it !
Sometimes these horrible games create the most hilarious moments. Gotta love unfinished glitchy games
who says we need a GTA set in the Uk when we have this masterpiece
And we already have a GTA set in the UK
I honestly love clones and rip-offs! So funny to watch!🤣
Love these vids, NOTkevin! Sometimes these games feel like on-demand fever dreams
yeah i live in streatham hill and this is exactly what it’s like living here. the car physics are especially realistic. 10/10
too many bots, seems like half the yt comments lives there lmao
@@alegomanYTPs tbh there’s not much point commenting unless u live there bc i can’t exactly describe how EXTREMELY surreal seeing this is as someone who’s lived there their whole life😭
I lived in Streatham for 15 years. The only thing missing here is a mission to rob the local Co-op and then it'd be bang on.
this got me good, ngl
Lived in Streatham for 2 years. Can confirm, this is spot on
Can't wait for the sequel Solsbury Hill: Take Me Home to come out in 10 years.
Ya know, this Not Kevin guy is kind of a badass.
This game be like "curses, we shall depart once more, and this place is rather wicked: skatebording up balls region. I haven't spoken on behalf of the groove for a quinquennium, but I doubt they will care"
I was under the impression there would be more potato related content on this channel
Don’t call me Kevin posted what a joy.💖
Thanks for uploading this extra content Melissa! We really appreciate it
ngl, that was the most depressing "hey there friends" I've ever heard lmao
I've watched wickedwiz play this game and I'm very happy for not Kevin to play it, Kevin could never
I know I watched wiz too and the bus part and the police siren part got me.
Kudos to the game dev for making a game utilizing google street view of any street in Britain.
I'd listen to a whole vid of Not Kevin reading crash messages
Imagine if they program an error code to say, "mor like bore ragnarok," and that meme came back.
@@armsofzeus What do you mean? That meme never left. No matter how much time passes, someone always brings it up again. Its like a curse on Kevins and NotKevins alike.
The Getaway: Poor Monday
Wow, this not Kevin guy certainly reminds me of Call Me Kevin, they should do a collab!
I just found this channel after years of watching Kevin. The resemblance is immaculate! Ill be watching this new Melvin as much as Kevin!
Is the NPC that gets shot modeled after Chris Cole?? Lmao
You look like someone DoNotCallMeKevin hmmm 🤔
GTA ain't got nothing on this, it's perfect!
This is my hometown! And yeah I can confirm it's exactly like this! I recognized those streets..I grew up there. I'd love it if they made this a full game... Haha
DoNOTCallMeKevin is way better than callmekevin, callmekevin is just a cheap knockoff
0:24 core memory unlock, what is that sound effect! The one with the dimond transition! I can't remember where iv heard it from!! Help!
It actually an achievement how bad this game is. Like this was made recently? It's SO easy to make a lazy but functional game in say Unreal or Unity but to do what this game does... It had to have taken so much effort just to come out with something this broken.
Kevin and janky weird games just go together
If I am not allowed to call him Kevin I will call him zXS00Pm4St3RXz
The worst Kevin clone (NOT KEVIN) plays the worst GTA clone!
I feel like watching this game made me dumb
10/10 would recommend
well that's it no longer waiting for gta6 i'm gonna 100% stretham hill stories and become an eports star... or better yet an e gangster
I dont know what this was but i loved it
do we call you Nivek? (because you're the good clone, obvs)
Nice of Volition to give you a preview copy of the next Saints Row.
I wonder if the terrible loud DJ on Blegborough Road is still in Streatham Hill.
I can't believe they expect people to _pay_ for this game.
Hope you're doing ok. GTA clones are always gold.
How no one is talking about the Chris Cole model LOL
As a Kevin fan and a chris cole fan the thumbnail was a w
Why have you been hiding this channel from us
Watching NotKevin play NotGTA
wow not kevin has even better aim with those bullets than callmekevin!! not kevin is just so good at not gta i guess!!
I'd love to tell you what I think happened but I have no clue, still... nice work.
Best kevin is do not call me kevin kevin
Pretty faithful recreation of Streatham 🤣
WOW, Not Kevin! This game was mindblowing! I can't believe how good it is!!
I can't wait for this british gta game to get it's chaos mod
Wow. That is terrible 😂
I grew up in Streatham!!
Dang... Someone actually programmed this beautiful game. Good find Kevin.
Barely
Who is Kevin? This is not Kevin
While the graphics are abysmal, you can clearly tell it's London lol.
Lmao I grew up brixton hill so I lived 5 mins away, its a trip instantly seeing things I recognize. Its hillarious already
Lol @ the stolen Chris Cole model on the loading screen for 3:54
I knew I wasn’t imagining that was him
I live absolutely nowhere near Streatham Hill and I can confirm I have no idea if this is accurate representation or not 11/1 gUd
i have a feeling that I should call this guy Kevin
not Kevin best girl
Wow, that draw distance XD
Edit: Ok the end was even better
i love it when NOT kevin uploads so much better then that copy cat kevin
I dont comment much but I really like the video edit style of vid of Not Kevin, its different from Kevin and the usual Not Kevin uploads and just shows more effort which did give me louder chuckles than before.anyways thats it ty for reading this to whoever sees this
Suppose "GTA 7" will be a London Reboot ? it looks like an android mobile game.....my opinion, the best GTA clone copy on Andriod is "Gangstar Vegas"...you should do a video on "Gangstar Vegas"
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Pre-order NOW!
Hello not Kevin
Omg that narator in game sounds like DARK KNIGHT HORROR on TH-cam...lololol!!!
Just unsubscribed from that Kevin guy. In fact I unsubscribed from every channel except this guy's. Keep up the good work whatever your name is!
I appreciate the real NOTCALLMEKEVIN is touring my real local area
Very confused at to why American Pro Skater Chris Cole is in Streatham... and uh... why you need to steal a phone from him? Does it have important phone numbers and messages from Tony Hawks in it?
"The worst GTA clone I could find" I'm just gonna fix that title for you "The worst GTA clone that I saw somebody else play on youtube and copied"
Why would we call you Kevin? Your name is RTGame 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Bro literally just stole Chris Cole’s player model from Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater HD for the phone guy @ 5:30 xD How much else did this dude steal???
Really interesting how Not Kevin is different from Kevin. Less upbeat, more somber, more dark circles... Doctor Kevin and Mister Not Kevin of sorts.
Dude you should hit the UEFN Fortnite Creative Maps, some good ones but lots and lots and lots of clones to rip apart lol We just ported DOOM to it and called it BOOM 😅🤣😂
I mean... pretty solid, really. Considering it was made by babies. lmfao
No, but like... it's bad enough that it seems to be trying to render the screen twice... but it also seems to be rendering it slightly different between the two passes? Otherwise you wouldn't be able to see such clear differences in the images. Which is like... almost impressive in how utterly broken it is? lmfao
First Wicked Wizard plays an obscure game cmk covered a while ago and now Dcmk returns the favour xD
This game is so bad I thought it must have been some parody thing that NotKevin made himself, but no; it's actually a real game you can buy on Steam. For real money.
I much prefer you NOT KEVIN but I heard a lot of bad about Kevin and I heard Past Kevin is even worse
its like the single developer of this took 20 minutes making the foundation, took a massive shit, left it for months, came back and called it a finished product. hell, even a 9 year old kid who knows the basics of game developing can do a better game.
Hey don’t make fun of this game. A toddler dedicated 30 maybe even 40 seconds of there life to making it😂😂
Game of the year. Forget your Spider-Man 2, ff16, Zelda and starfield this is where it’s at
I’m a North Londoner but i thought Streatham was pronounced like “Streefam” lol
Good job 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
This was definitely a groups college project and you can’t convince me otherwise
Lmfao that's an actual person @5:31 , his name is chris cole, he's a pro skater, i believe they're using his character model from skate 3 😭😂
I didn’t know they remastered gta London 1969😂😂😂
This video is very good and i watch it all the time, this not kevin guy is a good youtuber.
The worst GTA clone? GTA Trilogy The Defective Edition
I seriously thought this was just a fan reupload account until today, sorry Nivek