HELP! My girlfriend won't stop writing down everything I say | Ep. 5

[@natecooper01]

"Legendary characters like myself." 💯

[@joelman1989]

The comedic timing is impeccable

[@Uncle-Mike]

My dyslexic gf left me a note. She wants to bark up and she’s going to a fair with my best friend. Some kind of dog thing, I guess.

[@y-tiplex]

thank you. this inspired me to write a new book

[@MrMESSI]

I like the attire ngl

[@thatdutchguy89]

2 sugar coins a day is more than i make on Uranus.

[@tsalVlog]

#FreeMayo

[@Mud-Brain]

thank you olivia for solving neptune's greatest problems, and thank you mayonnaise for being neptunian.

[@ajmonkey2162]

i have no idea why or how this came up on my reccomended and after watching it i am even more confused, this doesnt feel real

[@andrewandrews7427]

Good team effort. Olivia do u have a New York twang?

[@bobbyk9815]

You should have someone start a pool game in the background during one of these, without acknowledging it.

[@Retro6502]

Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

[@NoLucha]

hahahah y'all are really funny

[@mindthreatx]

May-O is gonna end up in HR

[@justnova9720]

Help my girlfriend has become my personal scribe and expects thanks but most of what I say is gibberish and embarrassing

[@yoshi_julio]

HELP! I’m in a Russian prison, and my twin is with my wife and she doesn’t know, how do I let her know that I’m in prison!

[@gawdat3859]

Develop an extreme character quirk. Your twin will unknowingly do the opposite. Or the same. I'm not sure. But your wife will probably get upset and dump his ass. Then he might be so lonely he rescues you.

[@Gottasleeping]

Yoooo

[@jonathanchampagne7683]

Dear Olivia Squizzle,
I'm hot and want to ask women out but I don't have a lot of money or a car. Do you think women will date me just for being hot? Thank you! -A secret admirer

[@ChernobylKid]

maayonaise

[@ash_bordeaux]

squiz 4 evah fam