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As I Floridian I can confirm that my neighbor wanted to make his dog immortal
The First Meme And The Thumbnail Was Very Understandable I Don’t Understand Why They Jailed Him He Just Wanted To Live Free With The Dog
Same I saw it with my own eyes
I would do the same thing Dogs should be able to live longer
Hello my Floridian friend
Same bro i saw my neighbor planning to kidnap a scientist to make his dog get bigger
fr the dude who made the x-ray goggle that actually work on lottery tickets needs to be given a Nobel prize
I would buy them. I need the blueprint.
Did he go to prison?
How's it a crime?
How did the dude invent them or was it a tabloid?
@@Fisthammet yeah, like is there a law against that?
@@fmjcofficalHe likely used it to cheat the lottery, which is illegal
i’m floridian and i should probably make this clear:
the reason florida is seen as a “crazy” place is because of something called sunshine laws, if someone commits a crime, no matter how bizarre, it’s made public record, and not swept under the rug like it would be in most places. it’s actually a really nice state, and anyone who hasn’t visited i would definitely recommend it. hope this helped clear things up!
Yeah, other places can be pretty insane too it's just that incidents are not reported, or they're not allowed to cover them. They should be allowed to report these things in every state.
@@kohaiame2691 exactly!
Ya learn something new every day
No worries. We’re not laughing at you rather laughing with you.
I’ve been to your great State numerous times, loved everything about it. Love Treasure Island.
@@catherinehpn3613lmao it depends on if i'm laughing, but thanks
cmere its pretty cool
As I Floridian 20 seconds into the video, I already feel attacked. Only we can do the attacking
As a Floridian myself, I agree
As a Floridian I also agree
I living in tampa
Meet Ohio
I live in miami
As a Floridian I can thank you for spreading awareness.
What item do you have
@@gottalovearsenal ahh ok
As an Ohioan, our battle will be legendary
No more ohio, focus on Florida
he's just defaming floridians no offense
What if Florida had its own show- I would watch every episode with no regret
Oh boy do I have news for you
@@mush6681 ayo? Spill it
@@nothng7853there is a TV show or movie coming out this year, based on Florida man
Lol most of it would be boring
@@Lumberjack_kingexcuse us where you supposed to be talking? No, sit back down
That florida boy that stole the flag and escaped the entire police department is a legend
Meet The SCOUT
@@ezraortiz3060can’t believe tf2 made him real
Florida man, 32, breaks into someone’s home and reads bedtime story to the house owners. The house owners are left traumatized.
The fact that this sounds legit
He was only trying to read them a bedtime story, honestly.
Florida man, 61, threatens to destroy everyone with turtles
But did they get to sleep tho
@@letsreadtextbook1687 Nah. Let’s say they needed therapy
2:24 That guy is actaully a gem caring about the baby
FR
Yea
Honestly it’s also about the health of the mother
@@Lumberjack_king Not really, your health is not getting better by just a slap, addiction is a thing y'know
As a Florida man:
1. I can say I laughed at every headline because I remember when they happened and I know people who I could see doing it.
2: If you say Florida man ain't from the south, you will never know how wrong you are until they snap. "Ya ain't get more south than Florida!"
3. There is only one phrase i can use to describe my home state, "F**kin' Florida. 🤦"
So Florida also beleves in the lost cause
0:40 this guy predicted it
fr
5:54 “Because Florida” is the best excuse I have ever heard.
“Sword-wielding man accused of starting fire makes it rain in jail cell after arrest, police say”
Probably the coolest Florida man crime I’ve heard of 💀
"Florida man caught on video abusing alligator"
@@alliexd6999 But why he gotta aboise the florida swamp cat
I got "Florida man arrested after attempting to throw a propane tank at Ex-wife's house"
holy.
Bro i barely understand anything this comment said but i still laughed💀
I got "Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff's deputies."
1:56 no joke this is genius.
That's why he got arrested because the government can't have someone like him making something like that
The guy who used the nuke shouldnt even be in jail lmfao hes just saving energy
The story is fake anyway lol
@@korbenharrison434aw man
"I can do a firework noise"
Proceeds to sound like a dying bird
As a Florida man, I can confirm all of these did happen, as I witnessed all of them
I googled 4 and all 4 were fake news.
the guy microwaving a microwave didn't happen, the guy drinking gallons of oil didn't happen
What percentage of it do you Condone
@@joshuadell3279 about 65.39%
@@shrpkeychain honestly same
The Floridian observer
4:30, the most normal Florida man
As a Floridian myself, I can confirm that we all do crazy shit for the hell of it
The guy who stole th car but turned around to give the baby back when he realized the baby was in the car is a legend and deserves the car.
Florida is just the state representation chaotic energy we all have.
Exactly and it’s actually really boring most of the time
I 100% understand why Florida man slapped that woman. And honestly, good on him!
Hell yeah. Some people need a slap, that one should've got a pass lol
timestamp?
nevermind
Which one? The smoking or burrito?
@@letsreadtextbook1687 Definitely the smoking.
That first one had me on the floor
For the guy that invented goggles to see lotteries. Give that man a ride to the moon
Arrested for powering his home with a nuke? arrest this man officer, he is guilty. Oh lord
That guy who created those Goggles to see scratch cards is a genius
"Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal"
i felt that
As a Floridian i think that Ohio has some competition
Ohio is not a meme state
@@ToledoRailfan cool nobody asked
Nobody asked you
@@ToledoRailfan nobody asked you goofball
@@ToledoRailfan I asked
That kid hitting an RKO on the gator sent me to the Promised Land for a good 20 minutes, I'm still laughing about it XD
The man that saved the puppy from the alligator's mouth is the only crazy man that is a god-send.
I can let you know, I've been waiting for a glorious "Florida man" completion for a long time. Well done.
Scorche temperatures + swamp-like humidity = Florida man
These will never get old. Caused me to chuckle out loud. Thank you.
Ain’t surprised as a Florida citizen myself
- People from Florida act like its a GTA Game
because it is. Things in GTA are just a normal Tuesday in real life Florida
7:55
*THE SCOUT*
1:38
“Florida man used poison jab!”
“It was super effective!”
As a Florida man, I can confirm I tried to cash a 368 billion dollar check.
let me try it this time
0:40 this after yesterday makes it even more funny
5:46 that squirrel is now a chocolate bar
when i searched it up i got "Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans"
3:12 "perhaps unfamaliar with cold weather" that got me so good
The one that got me dying is “Florida man says a man with no hands and no legs is armed and on the run 😂😂😂
4:54, wow, thats a very good firework impression ngl.
I'm amazed that ''Punched an alligator'' wasn't in any of em! Still a lot I couldn't have imaged.
0:09 “Man, I had the craziest dream…wait-“
It's always so awesome when half the comments are people from Florida (like myself) because that just shows that most of us love seeing this shit about our state but we've probably never seen anything like it in our entire lifetime, even if we're an 80 year old man who was born in Florida and has never moved anywhere else. 👍
This. Its probably more likely a few nutcases with a little too much alcohol.
4:49 had me there 🤣🤣
"I can do a firework noise"
"RaWr"
Props to that random dude for hitting an RKO on an Alligator
twice
Plot twist - florida is completely normal and the rest of the world is flawed
4:53
“i can do a firework noise”
*eäyėæüyê*
3:10 I lost it, that's hilarious on another level. It's so random.
9:15 "A Florida man is facing several charges after deputies used a taser to stop him as he tried to avoid arrest by fleeing on a riding lawn mower" What the hell does that say about me since it is a "personality game"?
Mine was 2018
Florida Man Arrested After Offering Undercover Cop A Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Act
Mine is "florida man arrested for barricading trees"💀
mine's just a florida man riding a jet ski. on the road.
Florida is a whole other planet 💀
this is just like Monday here.
Death on the beaches was in Santa Rosa Beach.
Also, hello from Santa Rosa Beach.
This one just got me laughing so much
I fricking love these Florida man memes 🤣💀
As a Floridian I can confirm that this is the average Tuesday afternoon news
IM LITERALLY DOING BACKFLIPS RN WHAT HAHHAA
thanks gta 6
You haven't failed us. You do not need to apologise. I always read the silly texts. You and your memes have satisfied me beyond expectation. I enjoy it very much. Thank you for being in existence and please stay in existence and bless this planet with your wonderful memes.
Puppy shoots florida man with a gun in self-defense
Ight that's enough internet for the day
The love of his life one got me
As an floridian scientist i can confirm i made some dude's dog immortal
I live in florida and i can confirm that we fear the florida booty tickler the most...
everyone gangsta until vaazkl makes firework noises
Never change.
0:54 this guys face though
This is surely the face of a guy who would tell kids where babies come from
@@user-yx3mz9ss7e yup
As someone who lives in Florida i can confirm that boats actually somehow manage to land of the side of the road😂 idk how
9:17 Florida man shoots Florida man with banana, I have so many questions, but my brain says"Do I want to know?",I feel we need the SCP Foundation now
3:36 Florida man: boy we aren’t even at half way done yet.
honestly, i love how florida has document insight laws for journalist. now we get all the weird stories happening all around, i would love to see the weird shit going on about in new york or callifornia.
(and yes i know half and more of these could and are most likely fake)
*”he’s a good boy and he loves bagels”*
I mean bagels are good tho
ok the coincidence with lugia and me catching one in crystal in so good my jaw dropped
2:50 oh god i thought that was peter griffin
0:19 modern problems require modern solutions, am I right folks?
So glad Florida is still alive
The third meme is low-key wholesome tbh like he just wants to hang with his friends.
8:01 its nerf or nothing tommy...
*BANG*
Those kids are gonna be real great in the future
2:25 honestly, not because of racial things but this dude is chaotic good. (If you know what the health risks are, you can probably piece it together.) APPLAUSE.
2nd one was a big 'aint that a kick in the head' moment
Played the birthday headline game at the end, I got a Florida man being arrested after shoplifting a crossbow by shoving it down the front of his pants.
You can't make this shit up. The craziest bit is that he actually managed to make a clean getaway, the store employees only realised that a crossbow was missing and called the cops when they were doing inventory later on.
Only thing more unpredictable than Florida man is California’s weather
Unless you live in the Midwest. It's sunshine and rainbows one minute and 30 mph winds and thunder the next.
as a person from California, I can confirm this
I dunno man. Florida weather is just as bad. I have had the front of my house raining, the back sunny, and the bedroom side getting a cold front.
Mind you, my house is 900 Sq feet. The fuck. 😂
@@hoosierdaddie454 Fuckin facts to this. California weather ain't got shit on Florida weather, man... It's more bipolar than every woman in history put together.
ya never heard of Ontario 💀
As I am a Floridian I can confirm that every single news I see in this vid is true
1:47 okay, that’s really good
The SCP Foundation called, they're trying to catch him.
Florida man may steal a car, but at least he has the kindness to gently set the baby down safely somewhere else. What a nice guy.
First
People like you suck
I got "Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff's deputies."
3:21 The funny part is that there is actually a Netflix series called “Florida Man”.
3:57 how to pronounce Bakugan is like this
"Back-you-gone"
7:28 bro wanted to play yahtzee fr
Florida man with nothing but a cowboy hat on attacks women” is what I got on my birthday 😭😭
8:02 this reminds me of that one terrifying PSA called "Toys that kill" that was about gun unsupervision
"Florida man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase".
Welp, I will never look at my birthday the same way.😂
I love how it’s not just the obvious boring ones but the interesting ones even the good and bizarre ones not just the evil ones
Idk man, give me a crack at that flintstone ride. Be interesting to have on my rollback. 😂
The yahtzee one is absolutely diabolical
I got "Florida Man Shoveling Spaghetti in Mouth Arrested at Olive Garden" 😭