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It wasn't singular big mac either. He ordered 15 of them, got refused, threw the baby at the cashier, stole the food from the food warmer and ran off. Then he got clotheslined in the parking lot by an employee with a broom.
@Deadskin Studios youtube will recommend videos for you even if you dislike it cause it involves user interaction. He's just self promoting to get boosted up in views like that. Just ignore or report him.
For the longest time, I thought "Florida Man" referred to a singular man, rather than an indirect person from Florida. I always thought it was one legend just doing all this crazy shit by himself.
@@dlfn7623 so Florida man is actually like a Hindu god who comes to Earth in many manifestations, called “avatars”. No doubt there is already a new religion based on the Florida man.
I think the only 'real' way a cloning trick would work is if you could implant or transplant memories from one to another. But from what I know about science today, that isn't possible. Yet.
The weather balloon story is kind of sad actually. He probably did it so his family would never know it was a suicide. Theyd think it was a mugging gone wrong or something.
Surely that's worse then? Since they'll never get justice, as the "killer" got away with it. That or some poor sod gets accused for it, and goes to prison for murder
@@Darkhorse1239xf... Read the OP's comment.. If its not a suicide.. Its a murder. If there's no evidence of the murder, the "murderer" will get away. Meaning the family will go the rest of their lives never getting justice
I learned that the reason why "Florida Man" is such an oddly specific locational phenomena is that events like these actually happen everywhere, but apparently Florida has different/laxed regulations on criminal news reporting compared to most other regions, so a lot more of them become public knowledge there than they do in other places.
They're called sunshine laws, and they're actually a good thing. In other states, government agencies and departments (such as police departments) don't have to report everything that comes their way to the public. In Florida however, we have laws that ensure that the public is informed about various crimes and criminals. I do believe Florida may still have more crazy people than other states tho. The swamps just attract a certain kind of person.
@@ElectronicaAvanzadaPrismaCem that would make sense. He lives in the Everglades, and farquaad's castle is disney world. I got nothing for the dragon castle in a volcano tho.
Supposedly he was having problems with medical bills, so he hatched this plan to help his family with the life insurance money, but insurance companies don't pay out for suicides, which means his plan didn't work, which makes it even more sad.
You should of did “Crystal Methany” She was arrested in 2014. Not for dealing drugs. No no. She was arrested for firing a **FUCKING MISSILE** into a police cruiser
@@yourlocalplaguedoctor7023 oh i absolutely agree 100%. It makes more sense especially for Florida, but to say she fired an actual missile is disingenuous lol. I expected a real RPG at first. However Florida law for "missiles" is pretty fucking dumb, considering when people generally consider a "missile"
One of my favorites is the Florida woman who got a license to keep her pet alligator Rambo who liked being pet, going for walks, and dressing up for pictures of riding a 4 wheeler.
For the faking of his own murder I'm pretty sure it could've been that his life insurance wouldn't be valid if he committed suicide - so most probably a way to leave extra money behind for his family. Truly sad.
You know I have this crazy theory right, lmk what you think of it. What if this was a CIA ploy? Bath salts were on the rise and they couldn't figure out how to stop it. Well, get two homeless guys who don't have much history or connection, and pump one full of some sort of hallucinogenic crazy rage drug. Possible?
@Epic Bath salts are actually considered the synthetic Cathinone derivatives and therefore different from synthetic cannibinoids. It's still possible he was under the influence of a bath salts like substance I was just talking about the fact that nothing was ever proven.
Any big youtuber who tends to not have a history of being super family friendly and also has a history with gaming will only ever been trending on gaming no matter what video they put out.
"The Florida man was charged with aggravated assault. I don't know what the alligator was charged with, but I do hope the alligator finds better friends." Why did that make me smile?
It’s sad, but that’s such a smart plan by that old man, if only he new about clear history it would’ve looked like what he was hoping for, maybe he didn’t want his family thinking he killed himself :(
Can we do a dating show where the contestants are "Florida Men" and Karens who went viral? If so, let's do it before Jubilee gets their filthy hands on the idea.
Old challenge I saw awhile ago: look up Florida Man under your Birthday. I’m born on April 11th and I got an angry man who threatened to destroy everyone with an army of turtles
Florida woman under arrest for allegedly killing her boyfriend, dismembering his body in a camper trailer and driving it 2 hours away, covering up the crime for months, neat
Charles: 0:15 "living in this wasteland has made me a stronger man" Also Charles: *dies of spicy overload as soon as he puts something red into his mouth*
He has someone editing videos like Moist Meter. And it seems like this will be a new series similar to the Moist Meter so I guess the same person will be editing these as well.
99% of ads for mobile games are hyper exaggerated and more often than not don't show the actual gameplay. It fucking sucks. Except tetris like games, it's hard to fake those (some still do it tho but rarely).
You know they are fake when they Have extremely sexualized women Have “YOU CAN WIN REAL MONEY” Or people talking in a face cam or is just someone talking about how good the game is without any gameplay Or any voodoo game or anything like that Or they have the Him:........... Me:......
@@sloth1021 Or topics that are too serious for mobile games. The other day, I saw an ad for Matchington Mansion or smth like that and it started off with a split screen with a woman and a kid on one side and a dude and another woman on the other side and there were the words, "He cheated and left me with a kid". I always skip the ad by then so I'm not sure what happened after but it's always annoying to see fake ads with mature or serious topics that you would almost certainly never see in a mobile game.
It actually isn't. Florida makes its arrest records public so people started going through daily arrests. They would find anything crazy and talk about it. Stuff like this happens in every other state too. The other issue is basically South Florida is its own world, the Tampa area is decent. But basically between West Palm Beach and Orlando is a wasteland of boring nothingness. Then the panhandle is basically like the South.
10:20 Actually, this was a robbery. He pulled up to the drive-thru and said "hey, gimme the money" the person said no, so he just threw the alligator through the window and drove off.
i'm kinda upset charlie is saying that, that whole story was proven false years ago. he wasn't on "bath salts" lol. here is a cbs miami article from 2012 debunking that bs: miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/27/medical-examiner-causeway-cannibal-not-high-on-bath-salts/
The Florida man eats face bathsalts story was GLOBAL news. I think it should be S tier on that alone really. It sortv surpassed just being another Florida man story
Bath salts can't be detected after about 48-72 hours, but even if they did it in time, it's a difficult drug to test for. It requires a specialized test and it still doesn't always pop, especially 8 years ago
@@zaroatmeal3494 in that same scene from Atlanta they talk about Florida man and one of them was that one about someone eating a man's face So yeah they're probably based on real stories
@@dhan07404 Back when the "Google Florida Man and your Birthday" thing was still popular, I found out that on my birthday, a Florida man was arrested for practicing Karate on a goose.
ah rookie mistake, should have cleared his search history, would still be a mystery because there is no way anyone is believing that goofy ass explanation
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Support this man! This Florida Man.
what if penguinz0 became dodobirdz0
K
penguinz0 I’m moist
Bruh he didn’t even include “Florida man trades baby for Big Mac”
Shrek Ofre 😶
@GreenMonkey2908 i like blue
It wasn't singular big mac either. He ordered 15 of them, got refused, threw the baby at the cashier, stole the food from the food warmer and ran off. Then he got clotheslined in the parking lot by an employee with a broom.
@@Sithedd only in Florida would that happen
walter
Charlie's channel gains a whole new layer when you realize that he is, indeed, a Florida Man too
This is an underrated comment.
florida man invades pentagon armed only with sex toys
@@miguelanjo2776 and murders everyone
Anyone who's smart and lives in Florida doesnt like florida. I am one and it's the armpit of the US
I can see it in my head, 30 years from now: Florida Man robs playing card store with two fleshlights as weapons
Can't wait for tomorrow's headline "Florida Man Makes a Florida Man Tier List"
LoL
@Kevin BB stfu and stop self promoting
Whoever that is sounds like another S Tier Florida Man.
@Deadskin Studios youtube will recommend videos for you even if you dislike it cause it involves user interaction. He's just self promoting to get boosted up in views like that.
Just ignore or report him.
« Jesus himself descended and made a Florida man tier list »
For the longest time, I thought "Florida Man" referred to a singular man, rather than an indirect person from Florida. I always thought it was one legend just doing all this crazy shit by himself.
It does. It’s more of an honorary title given to anyone who attempts to live up the original infamy of the original Florida Man.
Florida man is one entity, these people are only different manifestations of the almighty true florida man.
Florida man is a legend. A collective omnipresent consciousness
@@dlfn7623 so Florida man is actually like a Hindu god who comes to Earth in many manifestations, called “avatars”. No doubt there is already a new religion based on the Florida man.
they adress this in Atlanta, it's hilarious
“Florida man defends home from a robbery with sex toys, criminals severely wounded by fleshlight”
LMAO
Lol
Its just a flesh wound
@@cornparade6874 a fleshlight wound
400th like
“Florida man wears fleshlights as armor and has girlfriend test its strength.”
Clever
hol’ up
@Anime Fan go away.
Fleshlights....heh
Anime Fan gtfo of here.
You forgot the best one: "Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal"
Who wouldn't kidnap a scientist to make there dog immortal
@Aiden Hafer I mean there’s cloning but it wouldn’t be the same dog but just a clone.
I think the only 'real' way a cloning trick would work is if you could implant or transplant memories from one to another. But from what I know about science today, that isn't possible.
Yet.
Sounds like a batman villain lol
Listen, I'm not saying he was right
... but I am saying I understand
i still love the: "Florida man on drugs kills imaginary friend and demands death penalty" Its so wholesome
holy shit gaylord is probably one of the greatest last names in history
wholesome? a person was just killed by their sole friend and you call it wholesome??
@@heyryanisonx3141 what has the world come to 😂
@@heyryanisonx3141its imaginary dumbass
"florida man arrested for killing his brother for having sex with his sister on his favorite dragon ball z blanket" is definitely the best one
What-
....
Welcome the grand tour i guess?
he dereved it no haves sex on my dragon ball blanket
I would too
I was waiting for someone to mention this lmao
"Florida man betrays his own kind, citizens baffled."
turtles 🐢 > frogs
jackalope_hunter cool
Hes honoring them
@@malcontent2955 Look at OP's profile. Duh.
That's crazy, a Florida man exposing his own state
He tied the gun to a balloon because he probably wanted it to look like a murder so his family would still get the insurance
Your the L from death note he was talking about.
I like to think it's because he didn't want his family to know he was depressed, but this is a viable scenario too
@@cindertherabbit either one is strangely wholesome, and that's odd for the situation
Shoulda used incognito smh🤦♂️🤣🤣
They probably didn't get anything thanks to them solving the case. Sad.
"man gets his face eaten"
Charlie: Yeah that's a solid b tier
fuckin metal.
B for bathsalt
Only in Florida
Cuz somehow it happens like once a year from what I heard
@@robinhood1049 there was no trace of bath salts in his system. no other major drugs too. nothing but marijuana was traced.
Fun fact: The bathsalt zombie guy wasn't on bath salts... Toxicology found a little bit of weed but nothing else. Its just florida man syndrome
Same
Classic florida man symptom.
What about Florida woman virus?
Lol plus a bunch of unidentified pills
See, this is why weed shouldn't be legalized.
The Florida man who reads to his alligators is just plain wholesome. Steve Irwin would be proud
Well it's not JUST wholesome, it's also crazy.
A true hero, I only wish him and his alligators the best.
Real hero
b tier was to low
11:16 had me dead
"Florida man choke slams gator for looking at his dog weird."
*crocodile sounds*
*choke slam sounds*
th-cam.com/video/IqzievHp1oQ/w-d-xo.html
I choke slam any creature that looks at my dog weird. That creature is almost always beneath my dog and it will be after I choke slam it.
You mean florida man choke slams dog for looking at his alligator
"Florida Man breaks into McDonald's and drinks 30 gallons of french fry oil" is my favorite
Sadly tho that one is confirmed fake
I fancy *”Florida man kills brother for sleeping with sister on favourite dragon ball z blanket”*
My fav is the man who molest his dog while wearing dog costume
Jk its the one where the guy broke the atm saying it gave him too much money
@@shins.u Of course it's fake
Do you know how much a gallon is
"Florida man achieves heaven, resets universe."
KOREGA MADO IN HEVAEN DA
johnCJr turns out he was gay for a time stopping vampire
I can’t escape jojo can I?
MADE IN HEAVEN
@@thelightningboi8758 yup, there is no escape. Might as well just embrace it at this point^^
Big moist had to get a mobile ad sponsor to pay for his Yu-Gi-Oh addiction.
LMAOO
bruh
thats so right lol
It's an investment
Yeah i knew he was kinky but he really got down on all 4s this time.
"Sir, this is a Wendys-" *alligator crashes through window*
😂😂😂
I would’ve done the same thing tbh
This deadass made me wheeze
Alligator: I've infiltrated Wendy's their base now belong to us
@@adeptusundolius7632 the alligator then proceeds to take hostages
The weather balloon story is kind of sad actually. He probably did it so his family would never know it was a suicide. Theyd think it was a mugging gone wrong or something.
Probably for insurance
Surely that's worse then? Since they'll never get justice, as the "killer" got away with it. That or some poor sod gets accused for it, and goes to prison for murder
@@rowanmelton7643 agreed
@@rowanmelton7643 wtf you talking about theirs no murder weapon or any evidence besides the gun wound that he could have been murdered
@@Darkhorse1239xf... Read the OP's comment.. If its not a suicide.. Its a murder. If there's no evidence of the murder, the "murderer" will get away. Meaning the family will go the rest of their lives never getting justice
My favorite is the one where a Florida man tries to rob a store with a sword but ends up finding out that the cashier has a sword as well
That is fucking awesome lmao
Source? I need desperately
Was that really a florida man? I never knew that lmao.
@@notforsaletoday1895 www.nbcmiami.com/news/national-international/thief-pulls-out-sword-but-store-clerk-flights-back-with-bigger-sword/2081212/
WHAT.
“Florida Man kills flock of geese with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
*oh no*
U forgot the end quote
Florida man banishes a whole schoolbuss of children to the shadow realm
I learned that the reason why "Florida Man" is such an oddly specific locational phenomena is that events like these actually happen everywhere, but apparently Florida has different/laxed regulations on criminal news reporting compared to most other regions, so a lot more of them become public knowledge there than they do in other places.
They're called sunshine laws, and they're actually a good thing. In other states, government agencies and departments (such as police departments) don't have to report everything that comes their way to the public. In Florida however, we have laws that ensure that the public is informed about various crimes and criminals. I do believe Florida may still have more crazy people than other states tho. The swamps just attract a certain kind of person.
@@shreddedyeet Also just... Miami. Just Miami in general.
@@shreddedyeet the swamps attracts the ogres, more in specific the shreks
@@ElectronicaAvanzadaPrismaCem that would make sense. He lives in the Everglades, and farquaad's castle is disney world. I got nothing for the dragon castle in a volcano tho.
@@shreddedyeet the dragon would be the fucking gators eating people, the volcano mmm, meth is destructive enough haha
I'm surprised Charlie didn't put himself in the S Teir
"smartest florida man in florida yet he decides to keep living in florida"
I remember when he accidentally made chlorine gas to fight off a cockroach
He is S tier until you get any thing is slightly spicy lol
I can’t believe that Charlie forgot “Florida Man Slaps Pregnant Woman for Smoking Cigarettes.”
S Tier.
S+
He wasn’t wrong
S++
he's a florida hero
The weather balloon guy probably was depressed and wanted his family to sill get life insurance. Kind of sad
But it's also impressive, impressive to how they figured it out and how he did any of that
That's exactly what my theory is. I still feel bad for him and his family.
Supposedly he was having problems with medical bills, so he hatched this plan to help his family with the life insurance money, but insurance companies don't pay out for suicides, which means his plan didn't work, which makes it even more sad.
@@bongjovi94 this made it extremely depressing
can you even be depressed at 71, it's more like "alright, I've seen enough"
Everyone always asks who florida man is, they never ask how florida man is. Florida man tear list :(
R.I.P
Omg
“Every like is one prayer for Florida man!”
rip in peace -sweet prince- florida man :'(
I'm too busy asking 'Why' Florida Man is.
You should of did “Crystal Methany”
She was arrested in 2014. Not for dealing drugs. No no. She was arrested for firing a **FUCKING MISSILE** into a police cruiser
amazing
-would've been funnier if she did it last year tho-
Under Florida law a "missle" can be defined as "a stone or other hard substance" so its not like she was launching RPGs into the cruiser lol.
@@JackTheripper911 eh it's more fun if we believe she actually launched a missile
@@yourlocalplaguedoctor7023 oh i absolutely agree 100%. It makes more sense especially for Florida, but to say she fired an actual missile is disingenuous lol. I expected a real RPG at first.
However Florida law for "missiles" is pretty fucking dumb, considering when people generally consider a "missile"
bruh
since its not in the description
"this is the greatest florida tier list of All Time"
@Kevin BB shut
yeah the description looks weird
THANK YOU. I actually felt uneasy after opening the description
Thanks, I was confused by the description at first, I thought I clicked on another video 😂
Kevin BB ok?
"Florida man sprays neighbor in the face with a water gun filled with his own urine because he thought she was spying on him for the government"
LMFAODFKGJHLGHDFK
S tier
Please tell me that DID NOT HAPPEN
this is fucking real LMFAO
@@plastictoast9931 Oh it did.
"Florida man hospitalized after microwaving a microwave"
I read it somewhere
Genius
How would he put a microwave in a microwave?!?
Just a Lesbian walking down the street im wondering the same thing
@@aegr5125 I think everyone is
Lets be honest if we have his power we would've done it to
One of my favorites is the Florida woman who got a license to keep her pet alligator Rambo who liked being pet, going for walks, and dressing up for pictures of riding a 4 wheeler.
He was also potty trained.
Good for Rambo
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
I just ate bath salts
Your eyes look tasty
Yes
Sir, this is a wendy’s
@@jethroot8992 Time for the aligator then.
Fun fact: He wasn’t actually on bath salts, it is a myth
@@Unus_Annus_ wasn't it flakka
Flordia Man punches Jimmy John's employee for sandwich not being "Freaky Fast"
It's an actual headline
Relatable
Jesus Christ himself just ranked his own people.
dusttancape lol
dusttancape i want a renaissance painting of a screencap from this video titled “jesus ranks his disciples”
Audrey AMMirato ip grabber
Birb_II I almost pressed it thank you
If you think about it, priests are unpaid influencers
For the faking of his own murder I'm pretty sure it could've been that his life insurance wouldn't be valid if he committed suicide - so most probably a way to leave extra money behind for his family. Truly sad.
1948: I bet we will have flying cars in the future
2020: Jesus judges nudist people
I think Jesus judging nudists rather then the human race having advance cars is a better universe
@@_jknc yeah it is
Fun fact: Rudy Eugene, "the bath salts guy" didn't have bath salts in his system. It was a huge mishandling by the media and only speculation.
EXACTLY.
You know I have this crazy theory right, lmk what you think of it.
What if this was a CIA ploy? Bath salts were on the rise and they couldn't figure out how to stop it.
Well, get two homeless guys who don't have much history or connection, and pump one full of some sort of hallucinogenic crazy rage drug.
Possible?
sometimes all you need is to bite the living cheeks off of your buddy's face
@Slak Kap thought that was hands
@Epic Bath salts are actually considered the synthetic Cathinone derivatives and therefore different from synthetic cannibinoids. It's still possible he was under the influence of a bath salts like substance I was just talking about the fact that nothing was ever proven.
You forgot: "Florida man makes Chlorine Gas while trying to kill cockroach"
Why doesn’t this have a ton of likes yet?
Or an alternative: "Florida man provokes chemical warfare on cockroach in a bath tub"
@@WanderingLoner1 or "Florida man employs chemical warfare on a cockroach and loses"
You must complete the mission no price to high no sacrifice to great failure is not an option
I am a Florida man, AND ALSO made chlorine by mixing hydrogen peroxide and bleach trying to get extra strength cleaner.
Florida is a looney toons cartoon if the “humor will be randomly generated” quote was a law
As a former Floridian, these stories feel so normal when you live there
Are you former because you made your house float or something?
As a current Floridian, I’m not even surprised, they just sound like another Friday
@@ThriftyWhite lol I'm planning to move to Florida. seems like a cool place
As a Scandinavian these stories are fucking wild to me lol. Just a standard murder makes national headlines every time because it's so rare here
@@valkyrja-- The land of Vikings…
Distressed about someone who kills his brother because he slept with his cousin on his favourite dragon ball blanket
The fact that this is trending in “Gaming” is hilarious
Any big youtuber who tends to not have a history of being super family friendly and also has a history with gaming will only ever been trending on gaming no matter what video they put out.
"The Florida man was charged with aggravated assault. I don't know what the alligator was charged with, but I do hope the alligator finds better friends."
Why did that make me smile?
"Dual wielding alligators"
I've seen it all
This felt like I was taking a course on Florida Men in school
Is this gonna be on the test?
It’s sad, but that’s such a smart plan by that old man, if only he new about clear history it would’ve looked like what he was hoping for, maybe he didn’t want his family thinking he killed himself :(
damn
hoshii. Bruh I swear I've seen you on a Va11halla soundtrack video. Good game
Þaymrick Ólafursson. Some of them don’t even know closing tabs. I ‘fixed’ my friends granddads slow phone by hitting close all on 750 tabs of porn.
Can we do a dating show where the contestants are "Florida Men" and Karens who went viral? If so, let's do it before Jubilee gets their filthy hands on the idea.
That's actually a great idea. It would be savage lol and so weird. I'd watch!
what did jubilee ever do to you lol
@@heyryanisonx3141 How much time you got, buddy?
@@jeredalmeida1880 I got a lot of time so what did they do and more importantly who da fuck is jubilee
@@jeredalmeida1880 do tell
nah, my favorite has got to be "florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave"
This is beautiful, Florida Jesus rates his sons, so poetic 😢
Old challenge I saw awhile ago: look up Florida Man under your Birthday.
I’m born on April 11th and I got an angry man who threatened to destroy everyone with an army of turtles
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet
Florida woman under arrest for allegedly killing her boyfriend, dismembering his body in a camper trailer and driving it 2 hours away, covering up the crime for months, neat
@@pinkythepinkslime6170 July 11th?
@@greytilldeath 1 off, July 12th.
"Florida man robs Wendy's after grilling himself a burger, deputies ask for help finding him"
My favourite Florida Man poem:
"Roses are red"
"Silver paper is called tin foil"
"Florida man chugs"
"A gallon of deep frying oil"
Damn, no character arc for the truck windshield guy
*windshield rattles*
You forgot to add me
hahahah
imaoooo
Aye remember me from reggae rise up
Oonga boonga?
You would be behind bars if you were on the list, so no.
“Florida Man turns himself in after killing his imaginary friend”
Lmao
That was so heartbreaking
That poor boy more than likely has some mental problems, I hope he's in the therapy he needs.
Charles: 0:15 "living in this wasteland has made me a stronger man"
Also Charles: *dies of spicy overload as soon as he puts something red into his mouth*
Did Charlie get a new editor? Cuz I’ve never seen him put this much effort in the description, comments, thumbnail, and video??
Probably Jackson or some new intern from their company
BRRRRRRRRAAAAJHHH BOU YEAH YEAHCYEAH OHO HOH BOOM YEAH BOOM FDID DURV
He has someone editing videos like Moist Meter. And it seems like this will be a new series similar to the Moist Meter so I guess the same person will be editing these as well.
It’s Jackson, the guy who read the ad
That intro made me wanna go piss lol.
Little known fact, gta 5 online was made to be an accurate representation of florida
Living in Florida, especially Miami, definitely feels like you're in GTA
3:20 “from the people who brought you RAID: Shadow Legends...”
ah no wonder it's cringy and sad
Well, they know how to market. If ever there were a time to learn how to prepare for the zombie apocalypse, it would be this year.
Charlie’s Headline: *Florida Man Ruptures Gas Line by Launching 80lb Moby Huge from the Roof for “Scientific Purposes”*
As someone who actually has state of survival the ad is severly exaggerated
Aren’t all mobile ads the only ads you can trust now is prob Apple Arcade ads now
99% of ads for mobile games are hyper exaggerated and more often than not don't show the actual gameplay. It fucking sucks. Except tetris like games, it's hard to fake those (some still do it tho but rarely).
You know they are fake when they
Have extremely sexualized women
Have “YOU CAN WIN REAL MONEY”
Or people talking in a face cam or is just someone talking about how good the game is without any gameplay
Or any voodoo game or anything like that
Or they have the
Him:...........
Me:......
figured
@@sloth1021 Or topics that are too serious for mobile games. The other day, I saw an ad for Matchington Mansion or smth like that and it started off with a split screen with a woman and a kid on one side and a dude and another woman on the other side and there were the words, "He cheated and left me with a kid". I always skip the ad by then so I'm not sure what happened after but it's always annoying to see fake ads with mature or serious topics that you would almost certainly never see in a mobile game.
A guy running around naked is “vanilla” for Charlie. I never knew Florida was so crazy
Its just boring and unimaginative. Nudity is blase when you could include alligators
It actually isn't. Florida makes its arrest records public so people started going through daily arrests. They would find anything crazy and talk about it. Stuff like this happens in every other state too.
The other issue is basically South Florida is its own world, the Tampa area is decent. But basically between West Palm Beach and Orlando is a wasteland of boring nothingness. Then the panhandle is basically like the South.
7:50 if he used incognito or cleared his search history who knows what would've happened.
10:20
Actually, this was a robbery. He pulled up to the drive-thru and said "hey, gimme the money" the person said no, so he just threw the alligator through the window and drove off.
Man, F* you!
*yeets a fucking alligator and drives off
when that bath salt man ate the face of another man, people in miami were legit preparing for a zombie apocalypse
i'm kinda upset charlie is saying that, that whole story was proven false years ago. he wasn't on "bath salts" lol. here is a cbs miami article from 2012 debunking that bs: miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/27/medical-examiner-causeway-cannibal-not-high-on-bath-salts/
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@@oxydreamer no one would know who he is if he didnt mention bathsalts.
@@oxydreamer It doesn't matter. What's important is that a florida man ate the face of another florida man.
@@jakewest7647 yes, but it also created a taboo involving MDPV, which is a pretty interesting research chem.
Seeing ads on here is a weird feeling. Get that bread though.
He doesn't have to get much tho he just needs a little piece and can split it and multiply to have a lot
That first S tier Florida Man really was something out of Death Note.
9:47 how will you pay today sir, cash or credit
Florida man: I’ll be paying with...ALLIGATOR
"shotgun weather balloon" could've been an insurance issue since suicides don't pay sometimes on life insurance?
Thanks, Murica!
I mean, it's really just reasonable... tell me that you wouldn't get a multimillion dollar plan when planning suicide
It's really sad, the poor man was probably really depressed but still cared for family enough to fake a whole murder just for them to get insurance
@@blubaylon damn, that is sad.
Alternate title: Florida Man judges his kin in a Tier List
crazy to think we're only hearing about the failed florida man schemes...
i remember being SO scared of the zombie one. i would run home from school and make sure all the doors were locked like i was in the middle of ww3
You know it's a good Florida Man list when 90% of the photos are police mugshots
bro that 3rd one is like when danganronpa characters commit suicide
He was actually doing it to weed out the traitor
Last episode of Bjuu Mike's Danganronpa 2 playthrough better come out today...
i imagine the other characters in the trial being just a bunch of metheads
@@ejomon_27 ay yo you've been watching mikes playthrough too!? awesome! XD
Bruhhhhh that's what I thought
Is this not how all people do it?
Half the time I thought he was doing his usual fantasy comedy rant then I realise those are actual stories
Welcome to Florida.
@@Kain_R_Heinlein lmao
The Florida man eats face bathsalts story was GLOBAL news. I think it should be S tier on that alone really. It sortv surpassed just being another Florida man story
As someone from Florida, I could gladly confirm that these are the finest Florida men available.
Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.
They're usually originally not from Florida.
Most of the degenerates are up north I'd say
Honestly the florida man is usually from north fl. South fl is just cubans trust me live here
@Anime Fan gtfo of here.
You know, I actually heard they got that bath salts guy’s toxicology reports back and it turns out he was sober as a gopher. Just insane.
Bath salts leave your system fairly quickly tho
Bath salts can't be detected after about 48-72 hours, but even if they did it in time, it's a difficult drug to test for. It requires a specialized test and it still doesn't always pop, especially 8 years ago
@@HUMC4L regardless, the consumption of bath salts really fucks people up apparently.
@@noname-md6pw well yeah. Nothing I said implies otherwise lol
@@HUMC4L right. Im just sayin.
that detective who came up with the suicide theory is a real g
That third guy who killed himself made an entire Danganronpa mystery.
If I met Charlie, the ultimate Florida man, being in his mere presence would make me cry
the story about the man reading books to alligators is so wholesome, should've been at least an A or S tier
"Florida man is seen punching a flamingo"- Darius 2019
Despite that being a joke I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually happened in Florida
Back in 2016 a guy beat a flamingo to death at Busch Gardens, so yeah.
@@zaroatmeal3494 in that same scene from Atlanta they talk about Florida man and one of them was that one about someone eating a man's face
So yeah they're probably based on real stories
@@dhan07404 Back when the "Google Florida Man and your Birthday" thing was still popular, I found out that on my birthday, a Florida man was arrested for practicing Karate on a goose.
@@heckingbamboozled8097 who won?
"Alligator thrown through window at Wendys drive through" *alligator's villain backstory*
"I think he enjoyed being in jail and tried to speedrun getting back" - you CANNOT be this funny, please, think of the children Charlie
Jesus Christ ranks his own disciples - 2020 A.D. (colorized)
I haven’t t finished the video but Charlie better be at the top.
“I’ve lived in Florida my whole life.”
I don't know why that immediately made me laugh, but it did.
They never found bath salts in that homeless man's system btw.
"Florida man fuels his yugioh addiction through mobile game sponsorship"
Hi help ahhh helps hiiii after rarrrr help ahhh oh shit nonononono
@@bootymuncherwebb7045 what?
@@TomDavo-gj8ww sorry I literally just fell down a well
@@bootymuncherwebb7045 im in a well
because of you i fell
you pushed me down :(
-songwriter x
@@SuperLumpyPumpkin mmmm I don't know........ I can't see anyone else in here apart from her
The Florida man committed suicide because he wanted his family to have the life insurance plan he had.
The weather balloon one was straight up the some of the wildest shit I've heard. The detective being like L from death note killed me 🤣🤣
ah rookie mistake, should have cleared his search history, would still be a mystery because there is no way anyone is believing that goofy ass explanation
@Mediocrity Studios fucking brilliant, theres my suicide plan right there
@@basil9973 You ok?
"Living in this wasteland making me a stronger man"
Confirmed that Charlie is actually next Courier for the next Fallout
Rating on the liquid ladder makes you wish for a nuclear winter
My god. Fallout Florida
"Florida man creates rainbows that turn people into snails."
Is that a jojo reference?
Italian man sings a song about pizza, cripple friend amused.
what a funky weather report
@@ajschannel7107 somehow, despite never having any care for it, and knowing only a minimal baseline from existing online, I picked up those vibes
@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 same here I didn't know everything was a jojo reference until everything was a jojo reference
The way Charlie explains every Florida man makes this video an absolute peace of art.
Florida man arrested for breaking into homes and ticking buttholes
This is a real thing
@Preston Harvey LMAO
Florida men are all alpha-chad males. How does one even begin to rank such perfection?
If they are alpha chads, Charlie is the omega Chad, truly the only one qualified to rate such perfection.
The polish and Slavs have gotten close, but they haven’t won
@@privatewalnut6091 dude in russia people drive tanks around and shit what do you mean
@@privatewalnut6091 and even pigeons salute putin
Dark Shadow because we don’t need tanks
the wendy's is 20mins away from where i live, the best part is this dude actually got charged with assault of a deadly weapon too