Florida Man Tier List

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  • @penguinz0
    @penguinz0  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3249

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  • @scocat1944
    @scocat1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4116

    “Florida man defends home from a robbery with sex toys, criminals severely wounded by fleshlight”

  • @walter5400
    @walter5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8309

    Bruh he didn’t even include “Florida man trades baby for Big Mac”

    • @walter5400
      @walter5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Shrek Ofre 😶

    • @drewdesmond5461
      @drewdesmond5461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @GreenMonkey2908 i like blue

    • @Sithedd
      @Sithedd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

      It wasn't singular big mac either. He ordered 15 of them, got refused, threw the baby at the cashier, stole the food from the food warmer and ran off. Then he got clotheslined in the parking lot by an employee with a broom.

    • @walter5400
      @walter5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      @@Sithedd only in Florida would that happen

    • @KonanTheBarbarian
      @KonanTheBarbarian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      walter

  • @sloppyphart7879
    @sloppyphart7879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3092

    For the longest time, I thought "Florida Man" referred to a singular man, rather than an indirect person from Florida. I always thought it was one legend just doing all this crazy shit by himself.

    • @krakowski_6237
      @krakowski_6237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      It does. It’s more of an honorary title given to anyone who attempts to live up the original infamy of the original Florida Man.

    • @dlfn7623
      @dlfn7623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Florida man is one entity, these people are only different manifestations of the almighty true florida man.

    • @Kain_R_Heinlein
      @Kain_R_Heinlein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Florida man is a legend. A collective omnipresent consciousness

    • @samgyeopsal569
      @samgyeopsal569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@dlfn7623 so Florida man is actually like a Hindu god who comes to Earth in many manifestations, called “avatars”. No doubt there is already a new religion based on the Florida man.

    • @mimoooo
      @mimoooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they adress this in Atlanta, it's hilarious

  • @deadhouse566
    @deadhouse566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2090

    You should of did “Crystal Methany”
    She was arrested in 2014. Not for dealing drugs. No no. She was arrested for firing a **FUCKING MISSILE** into a police cruiser

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      amazing
      -would've been funnier if she did it last year tho-

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Under Florida law a "missle" can be defined as "a stone or other hard substance" so its not like she was launching RPGs into the cruiser lol.

    • @yourlocalplaguedoctor7023
      @yourlocalplaguedoctor7023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@JackTheripper911 eh it's more fun if we believe she actually launched a missile

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@yourlocalplaguedoctor7023 oh i absolutely agree 100%. It makes more sense especially for Florida, but to say she fired an actual missile is disingenuous lol. I expected a real RPG at first.
      However Florida law for "missiles" is pretty fucking dumb, considering when people generally consider a "missile"

    • @breezer5540
      @breezer5540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bruh

  • @emilnor
    @emilnor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12800

    Can't wait for tomorrow's headline "Florida Man Makes a Florida Man Tier List"

    • @dustydeemer8347
      @dustydeemer8347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      LoL

    • @panzerspahwagensd.kfz.2348
      @panzerspahwagensd.kfz.2348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @Kevin BB stfu and stop self promoting

    • @BocchiTheBox
      @BocchiTheBox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Whoever that is sounds like another S Tier Florida Man.

    • @BocchiTheBox
      @BocchiTheBox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @Deadskin Studios youtube will recommend videos for you even if you dislike it cause it involves user interaction. He's just self promoting to get boosted up in views like that.
      Just ignore or report him.

    • @404am3
      @404am3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      « Jesus himself descended and made a Florida man tier list »

  • @codyschenk5508
    @codyschenk5508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10159

    "florida man arrested for killing his brother for having sex with his sister on his favorite dragon ball z blanket" is definitely the best one

    • @lynn2100
      @lynn2100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      What-

    • @HotFootBunny
      @HotFootBunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      ....
      Welcome the grand tour i guess?

    • @samueluchiha9067
      @samueluchiha9067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

      he dereved it no haves sex on my dragon ball blanket

    • @thegreat4
      @thegreat4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I would too

    • @martincuellar3154
      @martincuellar3154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I was waiting for someone to mention this lmao

  • @loudmouth175
    @loudmouth175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    i still love the: "Florida man on drugs kills imaginary friend and demands death penalty" Its so wholesome

    • @sleepycomfort
      @sleepycomfort ปีที่แล้ว +10

      holy shit gaylord is probably one of the greatest last names in history

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      wholesome? a person was just killed by their sole friend and you call it wholesome??

    • @mariepayann
      @mariepayann 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@heyryanisonx3141 what has the world come to 😂

    • @ardagorkemaktas7475
      @ardagorkemaktas7475 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@heyryanisonx3141its imaginary dumbass

  • @jaheimlewis3568
    @jaheimlewis3568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    "man gets his face eaten"
    Charlie: Yeah that's a solid b tier

    • @bm3350
      @bm3350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      fuckin metal.

    • @robinhood1049
      @robinhood1049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      B for bathsalt

    • @davidniedermeyer8285
      @davidniedermeyer8285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Only in Florida

    • @an0nym0us_slash35
      @an0nym0us_slash35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cuz somehow it happens like once a year from what I heard

    • @awooga177
      @awooga177 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robinhood1049 there was no trace of bath salts in his system. no other major drugs too. nothing but marijuana was traced.

  • @daltonpaulvideos
    @daltonpaulvideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3283

    “Florida man wears fleshlights as armor and has girlfriend test its strength.”

  • @E_Bailey
    @E_Bailey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7837

    You forgot the best one: "Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal"

    • @redheadpeperjack9569
      @redheadpeperjack9569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

      Who wouldn't kidnap a scientist to make there dog immortal

    • @who1527
      @who1527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      @Aiden Hafer I mean there’s cloning but it wouldn’t be the same dog but just a clone.

    • @MickeyYeahbaby
      @MickeyYeahbaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I think the only 'real' way a cloning trick would work is if you could implant or transplant memories from one to another. But from what I know about science today, that isn't possible.
      Yet.

    • @qeddtfguhb3021
      @qeddtfguhb3021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Sounds like a batman villain lol

    • @Inuyashagirl2015
      @Inuyashagirl2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Listen, I'm not saying he was right
      ... but I am saying I understand

  • @tylerkoaltrain8612
    @tylerkoaltrain8612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    The weather balloon story is kind of sad actually. He probably did it so his family would never know it was a suicide. Theyd think it was a mugging gone wrong or something.

    • @rohuq6304
      @rohuq6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Probably for insurance

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Surely that's worse then? Since they'll never get justice, as the "killer" got away with it. That or some poor sod gets accused for it, and goes to prison for murder

    • @ohsoliketwitter
      @ohsoliketwitter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rowanmelton7643 agreed

    • @Darkhorse1239xf
      @Darkhorse1239xf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rowanmelton7643 wtf you talking about theirs no murder weapon or any evidence besides the gun wound that he could have been murdered

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Darkhorse1239xf... Read the OP's comment.. If its not a suicide.. Its a murder. If there's no evidence of the murder, the "murderer" will get away. Meaning the family will go the rest of their lives never getting justice

  • @rubub8455
    @rubub8455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    "Florida Man breaks into McDonald's and drinks 30 gallons of french fry oil" is my favorite

    • @King-Midas
      @King-Midas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sadly tho that one is confirmed fake

    • @S3verusMyG
      @S3verusMyG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I fancy *”Florida man kills brother for sleeping with sister on favourite dragon ball z blanket”*

    • @untitledname4740
      @untitledname4740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My fav is the man who molest his dog while wearing dog costume
      Jk its the one where the guy broke the atm saying it gave him too much money

    • @volnartheunforgiving3952
      @volnartheunforgiving3952 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shins.u Of course it's fake
      Do you know how much a gallon is

  • @sodaspider4997
    @sodaspider4997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2134

    "Florida man betrays his own kind, citizens baffled."

  • @cassnuss8125
    @cassnuss8125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19006

    Charlie's channel gains a whole new layer when you realize that he is, indeed, a Florida Man too

    • @easylistening1377
      @easylistening1377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      This is an underrated comment.

    • @miguelanjo2776
      @miguelanjo2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +774

      florida man invades pentagon armed only with sex toys

    • @geegoflex6762
      @geegoflex6762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@miguelanjo2776 and murders everyone

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Anyone who's smart and lives in Florida doesnt like florida. I am one and it's the armpit of the US

    • @MadAssGrazilion
      @MadAssGrazilion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      I can see it in my head, 30 years from now: Florida Man robs playing card store with two fleshlights as weapons

  • @dufus_booger9346
    @dufus_booger9346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    I'm surprised Charlie didn't put himself in the S Teir

    • @sportyj
      @sportyj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "smartest florida man in florida yet he decides to keep living in florida"

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I remember when he accidentally made chlorine gas to fight off a cockroach

    • @doritos4956
      @doritos4956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is S tier until you get any thing is slightly spicy lol

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    One of my favorites is the Florida woman who got a license to keep her pet alligator Rambo who liked being pet, going for walks, and dressing up for pictures of riding a 4 wheeler.

  • @brandonrogers7942
    @brandonrogers7942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4020

    He tied the gun to a balloon because he probably wanted it to look like a murder so his family would still get the insurance

    • @theyoungknight.3119
      @theyoungknight.3119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      Your the L from death note he was talking about.

    • @cindertherabbit
      @cindertherabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      I like to think it's because he didn't want his family to know he was depressed, but this is a viable scenario too

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      @@cindertherabbit either one is strangely wholesome, and that's odd for the situation

    • @Nuka-_-
      @Nuka-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Shoulda used incognito smh🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

    • @robertemerson1087
      @robertemerson1087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      They probably didn't get anything thanks to them solving the case. Sad.

  • @sourceeee
    @sourceeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4588

    Fun fact: The bathsalt zombie guy wasn't on bath salts... Toxicology found a little bit of weed but nothing else. Its just florida man syndrome

    • @hlf5586
      @hlf5586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same

    • @arneldeleon3060
      @arneldeleon3060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Classic florida man symptom.

    • @lord_raptorade4853
      @lord_raptorade4853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What about Florida woman virus?

    • @baweee1
      @baweee1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Lol plus a bunch of unidentified pills

    • @Plexiscore
      @Plexiscore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      See, this is why weed shouldn't be legalized.

  • @yaotzingaming9322
    @yaotzingaming9322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    For the faking of his own murder I'm pretty sure it could've been that his life insurance wouldn't be valid if he committed suicide - so most probably a way to leave extra money behind for his family. Truly sad.

  • @FuzzyChain
    @FuzzyChain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    You forgot: "Florida man makes Chlorine Gas while trying to kill cockroach"

    • @forkgodsdescendant2503
      @forkgodsdescendant2503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why doesn’t this have a ton of likes yet?

    • @WanderingLoner1
      @WanderingLoner1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Or an alternative: "Florida man provokes chemical warfare on cockroach in a bath tub"

    • @ethannewland3109
      @ethannewland3109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@WanderingLoner1 or "Florida man employs chemical warfare on a cockroach and loses"

    • @johndeitman5059
      @johndeitman5059 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You must complete the mission no price to high no sacrifice to great failure is not an option

    • @creepergamerkid8031
      @creepergamerkid8031 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am a Florida man, AND ALSO made chlorine by mixing hydrogen peroxide and bleach trying to get extra strength cleaner.

  • @johncjr1399
    @johncjr1399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2403

    "Florida man achieves heaven, resets universe."

    • @amcutedog343
      @amcutedog343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      KOREGA MADO IN HEVAEN DA

    • @amcutedog343
      @amcutedog343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      johnCJr turns out he was gay for a time stopping vampire

    • @thelightningboi8758
      @thelightningboi8758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I can’t escape jojo can I?

    • @pwiffle7294
      @pwiffle7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      MADE IN HEAVEN

    • @datzfatz2368
      @datzfatz2368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@thelightningboi8758 yup, there is no escape. Might as well just embrace it at this point^^

  • @ATwistedWonderland
    @ATwistedWonderland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1985

    "Sir, this is a Wendys-" *alligator crashes through window*

  • @jaysonrandle644
    @jaysonrandle644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "Dual wielding alligators"
    I've seen it all

  • @cfq1018
    @cfq1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Florida is a looney toons cartoon if the “humor will be randomly generated” quote was a law

  • @MidnightMiata
    @MidnightMiata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2427

    The Florida man who reads to his alligators is just plain wholesome. Steve Irwin would be proud

    • @GloryBlazer
      @GloryBlazer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well it's not JUST wholesome, it's also crazy.

    • @geekinc3293
      @geekinc3293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      A true hero, I only wish him and his alligators the best.

    • @tvnorminstudio3080
      @tvnorminstudio3080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Real hero

    • @darrylmcmorris3495
      @darrylmcmorris3495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      b tier was to low

    • @FukUNerd
      @FukUNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      11:16 had me dead

  • @superskills1017
    @superskills1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    "Florida man choke slams gator for looking at his dog weird."

    • @subscribefornoreason1561
      @subscribefornoreason1561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *crocodile sounds*

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *choke slam sounds*

    • @captainobvious.29yearsago70
      @captainobvious.29yearsago70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/IqzievHp1oQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @tittumsmcsprinkles9020
      @tittumsmcsprinkles9020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I choke slam any creature that looks at my dog weird. That creature is almost always beneath my dog and it will be after I choke slam it.

    • @blufoot-wi8zu
      @blufoot-wi8zu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You mean florida man choke slams dog for looking at his alligator

  • @pixelator5312
    @pixelator5312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    nah, my favorite has got to be "florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave"

  • @justsomeonewithtoomuchfreetime
    @justsomeonewithtoomuchfreetime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    My favourite Florida Man poem:
    "Roses are red"
    "Silver paper is called tin foil"
    "Florida man chugs"
    "A gallon of deep frying oil"

  • @nicojofre4521
    @nicojofre4521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1867

    Big moist had to get a mobile ad sponsor to pay for his Yu-Gi-Oh addiction.

    • @Sebastian-zq1zi
      @Sebastian-zq1zi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      LMAOO

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      bruh

    • @OverlordJojoo
      @OverlordJojoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      thats so right lol

    • @gutgit651
      @gutgit651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It's an investment

    • @Maxx-kq5qh
      @Maxx-kq5qh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah i knew he was kinky but he really got down on all 4s this time.

  • @harrisonmackinnon5717
    @harrisonmackinnon5717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    My favorite is the one where a Florida man tries to rob a store with a sword but ends up finding out that the cashier has a sword as well

    • @TehSeksyManz
      @TehSeksyManz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That is fucking awesome lmao

    • @notforsaletoday1895
      @notforsaletoday1895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Source? I need desperately

    • @henrikhubert4202
      @henrikhubert4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was that really a florida man? I never knew that lmao.

    • @alc202
      @alc202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@notforsaletoday1895 www.nbcmiami.com/news/national-international/thief-pulls-out-sword-but-store-clerk-flights-back-with-bigger-sword/2081212/

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHAT.

  • @demekagamine
    @demekagamine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Charles: 0:15 "living in this wasteland has made me a stronger man"
    Also Charles: *dies of spicy overload as soon as he puts something red into his mouth*

  • @clarissalol1019
    @clarissalol1019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    i remember being SO scared of the zombie one. i would run home from school and make sure all the doors were locked like i was in the middle of ww3

  • @betergriffin3344
    @betergriffin3344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    I can’t believe that Charlie forgot “Florida Man Slaps Pregnant Woman for Smoking Cigarettes.”

  • @josephmitchell9500
    @josephmitchell9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Everyone always asks who florida man is, they never ask how florida man is. Florida man tear list :(

    • @kepris_5184
      @kepris_5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      R.I.P

    • @youtubeuser6250
      @youtubeuser6250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg

    • @poppysmoria7862
      @poppysmoria7862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      “Every like is one prayer for Florida man!”

    • @antthegord9411
      @antthegord9411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      rip in peace -sweet prince- florida man :'(

    • @russeshe001
      @russeshe001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm too busy asking 'Why' Florida Man is.

  • @ferraz1962
    @ferraz1962 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    10:20
    Actually, this was a robbery. He pulled up to the drive-thru and said "hey, gimme the money" the person said no, so he just threw the alligator through the window and drove off.

    • @raider360X_sot
      @raider360X_sot ปีที่แล้ว

      Man, F* you!
      *yeets a fucking alligator and drives off

  • @nothingman7163
    @nothingman7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Charlie’s Headline: *Florida Man Ruptures Gas Line by Launching 80lb Moby Huge from the Roof for “Scientific Purposes”*

  • @DylanWRaps
    @DylanWRaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    “Florida Man kills flock of geese with Yu-Gi-Oh cards

    • @goose6189
      @goose6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *oh no*

    • @berjjimenez7055
      @berjjimenez7055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      U forgot the end quote

    • @drippincheeriobox
      @drippincheeriobox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Florida man banishes a whole schoolbuss of children to the shadow realm

  • @EthanMcDonald
    @EthanMcDonald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    The weather balloon guy probably was depressed and wanted his family to sill get life insurance. Kind of sad

    • @Pearg0ld
      @Pearg0ld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      But it's also impressive, impressive to how they figured it out and how he did any of that

    • @banditxavier2893
      @banditxavier2893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's exactly what my theory is. I still feel bad for him and his family.

    • @bongjovi94
      @bongjovi94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Supposedly he was having problems with medical bills, so he hatched this plan to help his family with the life insurance money, but insurance companies don't pay out for suicides, which means his plan didn't work, which makes it even more sad.

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bongjovi94 this made it extremely depressing

    • @TheSuperCoolMan122
      @TheSuperCoolMan122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      can you even be depressed at 71, it's more like "alright, I've seen enough"

  • @darkjade7782
    @darkjade7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:47 how will you pay today sir, cash or credit
    Florida man: I’ll be paying with...ALLIGATOR

  • @suetan
    @suetan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “I’ve lived in Florida my whole life.”
    I don't know why that immediately made me laugh, but it did.

  • @gaby-bq1wu
    @gaby-bq1wu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2283

    Jesus Christ himself just ranked his own people.

    • @noecornejo62
      @noecornejo62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dusttancape lol

    • @elkyuna8530
      @elkyuna8530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      dusttancape i want a renaissance painting of a screencap from this video titled “jesus ranks his disciples”

    • @birb_ii2159
      @birb_ii2159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Audrey AMMirato ip grabber

    • @noecornejo62
      @noecornejo62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Birb_II I almost pressed it thank you

    • @buhnana6117
      @buhnana6117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you think about it, priests are unpaid influencers

  • @supraguy4694
    @supraguy4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    I learned that the reason why "Florida Man" is such an oddly specific locational phenomena is that events like these actually happen everywhere, but apparently Florida has different/laxed regulations on criminal news reporting compared to most other regions, so a lot more of them become public knowledge there than they do in other places.

    • @shreddedyeet
      @shreddedyeet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      They're called sunshine laws, and they're actually a good thing. In other states, government agencies and departments (such as police departments) don't have to report everything that comes their way to the public. In Florida however, we have laws that ensure that the public is informed about various crimes and criminals. I do believe Florida may still have more crazy people than other states tho. The swamps just attract a certain kind of person.

    • @matthewblackwood9653
      @matthewblackwood9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@shreddedyeet Also just... Miami. Just Miami in general.

    • @ElectronicaAvanzada
      @ElectronicaAvanzada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@shreddedyeet the swamps attracts the ogres, more in specific the shreks

    • @shreddedyeet
      @shreddedyeet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@ElectronicaAvanzada that would make sense. He lives in the Everglades, and farquaad's castle is disney world. I got nothing for the dragon castle in a volcano tho.

    • @ElectronicaAvanzada
      @ElectronicaAvanzada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@shreddedyeet the dragon would be the fucking gators eating people, the volcano mmm, meth is destructive enough haha

  • @ThePersia450
    @ThePersia450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The weather balloon one was straight up the some of the wildest shit I've heard. The detective being like L from death note killed me 🤣🤣

  • @_jimjam_4283
    @_jimjam_4283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Florida man eats face bathsalts story was GLOBAL news. I think it should be S tier on that alone really. It sortv surpassed just being another Florida man story

  • @johngumban4986
    @johngumban4986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    since its not in the description
    "this is the greatest florida tier list of All Time"

    • @NSViewController
      @NSViewController 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Kevin BB shut

    • @MadScientistSid
      @MadScientistSid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      yeah the description looks weird

    • @wms9551
      @wms9551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      THANK YOU. I actually felt uneasy after opening the description

    • @foreverconfusedd7949
      @foreverconfusedd7949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks, I was confused by the description at first, I thought I clicked on another video 😂

    • @adamlarsson7122
      @adamlarsson7122 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin BB ok?

  • @sykaloh6952
    @sykaloh6952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    "Florida man sprays neighbor in the face with a water gun filled with his own urine because he thought she was spying on him for the government"

  • @anthonymarcella8068
    @anthonymarcella8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Alligator thrown through window at Wendys drive through" *alligator's villain backstory*

  • @Aeirion
    @Aeirion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That third guy who killed himself made an entire Danganronpa mystery.

  • @d10rdjp3
    @d10rdjp3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "Florida man hospitalized after microwaving a microwave"
    I read it somewhere

  • @Alexander.0671
    @Alexander.0671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Flordia Man punches Jimmy John's employee for sandwich not being "Freaky Fast"
    It's an actual headline

  • @musicaccount8364
    @musicaccount8364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:45 one of my favorite out of context quotes from moist

  • @rickityrandy4156
    @rickityrandy4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Florida people just get way more bored than us so they make us laugh along with them. “He threw a 3ft alligator at Wendy’s.” How do you not laugh at that

  • @calvinyurko
    @calvinyurko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    I just ate bath salts
    Your eyes look tasty

    • @legohexman2858
      @legohexman2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes

    • @jethroot8992
      @jethroot8992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Sir, this is a wendy’s

    • @cerealkiller7143
      @cerealkiller7143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@jethroot8992 Time for the aligator then.

    • @Unus_Annus_
      @Unus_Annus_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Fun fact: He wasn’t actually on bath salts, it is a myth

    • @dextermorgan4366
      @dextermorgan4366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Unus_Annus_ wasn't it flakka

  • @cadendeverter1160
    @cadendeverter1160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Fun fact: Rudy Eugene, "the bath salts guy" didn't have bath salts in his system. It was a huge mishandling by the media and only speculation.

    • @DailyMoFo1
      @DailyMoFo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      EXACTLY.

    • @Dozeon
      @Dozeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      You know I have this crazy theory right, lmk what you think of it.
      What if this was a CIA ploy? Bath salts were on the rise and they couldn't figure out how to stop it.
      Well, get two homeless guys who don't have much history or connection, and pump one full of some sort of hallucinogenic crazy rage drug.
      Possible?

    • @rateofedge9
      @rateofedge9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      sometimes all you need is to bite the living cheeks off of your buddy's face

    • @burntcocaine5794
      @burntcocaine5794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Slak Kap thought that was hands

    • @cadendeverter1160
      @cadendeverter1160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Epic Bath salts are actually considered the synthetic Cathinone derivatives and therefore different from synthetic cannibinoids. It's still possible he was under the influence of a bath salts like substance I was just talking about the fact that nothing was ever proven.

  • @josephl239
    @josephl239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I feel like I'm getting gas lighted whenever I watch him talk about Florida

  • @jakedominguez118
    @jakedominguez118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a fellow Florida man, a lot of my questions about Charlie are answered in finding out that, he too, is from the upside down.

  • @jaroslaf6905
    @jaroslaf6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    1948: I bet we will have flying cars in the future
    2020: Jesus judges nudist people

    • @_jknc
      @_jknc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think Jesus judging nudists rather then the human race having advance cars is a better universe

    • @jethroot8992
      @jethroot8992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_jknc yeah it is

  • @victikirby15
    @victikirby15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    The fact that this is trending in “Gaming” is hilarious

    • @MChief123
      @MChief123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any big youtuber who tends to not have a history of being super family friendly and also has a history with gaming will only ever been trending on gaming no matter what video they put out.

  • @eatburgurs9518
    @eatburgurs9518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the wholesome alligator one should've gotten S-tier, it truly warmed my heart

  • @leafmcdonald6986
    @leafmcdonald6986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m at the point where he’s just starting to show the first clip. Does he mention “Floridaman killed in explosion after microwaving a microwave”?

  • @jeredalmeida1880
    @jeredalmeida1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    Can we do a dating show where the contestants are "Florida Men" and Karens who went viral? If so, let's do it before Jubilee gets their filthy hands on the idea.

    • @troubledwaters7441
      @troubledwaters7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's actually a great idea. It would be savage lol and so weird. I'd watch!

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      what did jubilee ever do to you lol

    • @jeredalmeida1880
      @jeredalmeida1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@heyryanisonx3141 How much time you got, buddy?

    • @mrzerolife367
      @mrzerolife367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@jeredalmeida1880 I got a lot of time so what did they do and more importantly who da fuck is jubilee

    • @barbaral.7221
      @barbaral.7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @joogsquad
    @joogsquad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    You forgot to add me

  • @bespinguard7854
    @bespinguard7854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    B tier has both the most horrifying one and the most wholesome, I like this tier list

  • @jasonjr376
    @jasonjr376 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:04 they do WHAT to the aligators?

    • @Alright281
      @Alright281 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      rate

  • @KamilHenri
    @KamilHenri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    This felt like I was taking a course on Florida Men in school

  • @dmg3691
    @dmg3691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    It’s sad, but that’s such a smart plan by that old man, if only he new about clear history it would’ve looked like what he was hoping for, maybe he didn’t want his family thinking he killed himself :(

    • @hoshii.8533
      @hoshii.8533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      damn

    • @0liver243
      @0liver243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hoshii. Bruh I swear I've seen you on a Va11halla soundtrack video. Good game

    • @andrewalves886
      @andrewalves886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Þaymrick Ólafursson. Some of them don’t even know closing tabs. I ‘fixed’ my friends granddads slow phone by hitting close all on 750 tabs of porn.

  • @yahdel
    @yahdel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i actually had the guy that was on the truck on the news. the reason he was on the truck was that he had been on that truck for hours. the florida man said that the man driving had assaulted him

  • @wafflore6024
    @wafflore6024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Alternative Title: Jesus Christ rates his disciples

  • @jenbrooks1385
    @jenbrooks1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    As a former Floridian, these stories feel so normal when you live there

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Are you former because you made your house float or something?

    • @ThriftyWhite
      @ThriftyWhite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As a current Floridian, I’m not even surprised, they just sound like another Friday

    • @MorbiusBlueBalls
      @MorbiusBlueBalls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ThriftyWhite lol I'm planning to move to Florida. seems like a cool place

    • @valkyrja--
      @valkyrja-- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a Scandinavian these stories are fucking wild to me lol. Just a standard murder makes national headlines every time because it's so rare here

    • @S3verusMyG
      @S3verusMyG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valkyrja-- The land of Vikings…
      Distressed about someone who kills his brother because he slept with his cousin on his favourite dragon ball blanket

  • @thegladdest
    @thegladdest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Damn, no character arc for the truck windshield guy

  • @liolatte
    @liolatte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    watching this during v class on zoom and we have to have our cameras on this is the hardest try not to laugh i’ve ever done involuntary

  • @ksauce9580
    @ksauce9580 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way Charlie explains every Florida man makes this video an absolute peace of art.

  • @pyramid1011
    @pyramid1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    Did Charlie get a new editor? Cuz I’ve never seen him put this much effort in the description, comments, thumbnail, and video??

    • @vita_pulchra_est
      @vita_pulchra_est 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Probably Jackson or some new intern from their company

    • @memer2.060
      @memer2.060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      BRRRRRRRRAAAAJHHH BOU YEAH YEAHCYEAH OHO HOH BOOM YEAH BOOM FDID DURV

    • @Moosa762
      @Moosa762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Soap Mactavish brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdr4rrrr skrrrroooooooooooopppppppppppppp blababababa scooopscoooooop fedilo roooouytrr

    • @VincentAzure
      @VincentAzure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      He has someone editing videos like Moist Meter. And it seems like this will be a new series similar to the Moist Meter so I guess the same person will be editing these as well.

    • @theunknown6693
      @theunknown6693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It’s Jackson, the guy who read the ad

  • @bawdydaram8114
    @bawdydaram8114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Old challenge I saw awhile ago: look up Florida Man under your Birthday.
    I’m born on April 11th and I got an angry man who threatened to destroy everyone with an army of turtles

    • @xenogorwraithblade2538
      @xenogorwraithblade2538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

    • @pinkythepinkslime6170
      @pinkythepinkslime6170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet

    • @Quaila
      @Quaila 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Florida woman under arrest for allegedly killing her boyfriend, dismembering his body in a camper trailer and driving it 2 hours away, covering up the crime for months, neat

    • @greytilldeath
      @greytilldeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pinkythepinkslime6170 July 11th?

    • @pinkythepinkslime6170
      @pinkythepinkslime6170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greytilldeath 1 off, July 12th.

  • @khalilnevels8926
    @khalilnevels8926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:45 this is everywhere, not just florida

  • @Metldragon
    @Metldragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Never in my life would I have heard of someone yeeting a alligator through a window.

  • @deryski2575
    @deryski2575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    3:20 “from the people who brought you RAID: Shadow Legends...”

    • @eckitronix
      @eckitronix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ah no wonder it's cringy and sad

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, they know how to market. If ever there were a time to learn how to prepare for the zombie apocalypse, it would be this year.

  • @dale6505
    @dale6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Seeing ads on here is a weird feeling. Get that bread though.

    • @therealAlfons
      @therealAlfons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He doesn't have to get much tho he just needs a little piece and can split it and multiply to have a lot

  • @chiirp
    @chiirp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you Florida Man and Charlie, this video for some reason blessed me by recommending itself.

  • @TaradaPryoNINJA
    @TaradaPryoNINJA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I had no idea Charlie was from Florida this explains his humor. I'm proud to be from god's failed sims game that he's left in perpetual flames and chaos

  • @alex_8025
    @alex_8025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    As someone who actually has state of survival the ad is severly exaggerated

    • @sloth1021
      @sloth1021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Aren’t all mobile ads the only ads you can trust now is prob Apple Arcade ads now

    • @deaansugee
      @deaansugee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      99% of ads for mobile games are hyper exaggerated and more often than not don't show the actual gameplay. It fucking sucks. Except tetris like games, it's hard to fake those (some still do it tho but rarely).

    • @sloth1021
      @sloth1021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      You know they are fake when they
      Have extremely sexualized women
      Have “YOU CAN WIN REAL MONEY”
      Or people talking in a face cam or is just someone talking about how good the game is without any gameplay
      Or any voodoo game or anything like that
      Or they have the
      Him:...........
      Me:......

    • @swadey3793
      @swadey3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      figured

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@sloth1021 Or topics that are too serious for mobile games. The other day, I saw an ad for Matchington Mansion or smth like that and it started off with a split screen with a woman and a kid on one side and a dude and another woman on the other side and there were the words, "He cheated and left me with a kid". I always skip the ad by then so I'm not sure what happened after but it's always annoying to see fake ads with mature or serious topics that you would almost certainly never see in a mobile game.

  • @saxamophone76
    @saxamophone76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “Florida Man turns himself in after killing his imaginary friend”

    • @milesandrews6711
      @milesandrews6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @Alicapy
      @Alicapy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was so heartbreaking

    • @fuzzybuzzy3159
      @fuzzybuzzy3159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That poor boy more than likely has some mental problems, I hope he's in the therapy he needs.

  • @carlossantiagovasquez5699
    @carlossantiagovasquez5699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the guy who used the helium balloon was most likely doing it like that because he wanted to die but knew that a suicide would devastate his family more than a murder , he most likely wanted to die but not his family to suffer knowing he did it by his own hand

  • @isntitobvious9894
    @isntitobvious9894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:22 seconds in and I'm laughing harder than I have in months

  • @murkxico8998
    @murkxico8998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "Florida man robs Wendy's after grilling himself a burger, deputies ask for help finding him"

  • @RepentingGentile
    @RepentingGentile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "The Florida man was charged with aggravated assault. I don't know what the alligator was charged with, but I do hope the alligator finds better friends."
    Why did that make me smile?

  • @JackTheripper911
    @JackTheripper911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Charlie: "Florida Man-"
    Me: Say no more, S.

  • @TheGreyParse
    @TheGreyParse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If there was ever a tier list that needed to be made, it was this one. Thank you Charlie.

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Florida is both real life Gravity Falls and Grand theft auto at the same time

    • @didkddididj1914
      @didkddididj1914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have to wait 90 days to change my name so true 😂

  • @mehgusta
    @mehgusta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    when that bath salt man ate the face of another man, people in miami were legit preparing for a zombie apocalypse

    • @oxydreamer
      @oxydreamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i'm kinda upset charlie is saying that, that whole story was proven false years ago. he wasn't on "bath salts" lol. here is a cbs miami article from 2012 debunking that bs: miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/27/medical-examiner-causeway-cannibal-not-high-on-bath-salts/

    • @Mrllama-ui5ke
      @Mrllama-ui5ke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ he was only on marijuana he just had the munchies

    • @ducisimperium4235
      @ducisimperium4235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oxydreamer no one would know who he is if he didnt mention bathsalts.

    • @jakewest7647
      @jakewest7647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oxydreamer It doesn't matter. What's important is that a florida man ate the face of another florida man.

    • @kissmyacidrocks
      @kissmyacidrocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakewest7647 yes, but it also created a taboo involving MDPV, which is a pretty interesting research chem.

  • @ucihahaha4736
    @ucihahaha4736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:10 So this is the timeline where Loki is an alligator

  • @zackwilson4607
    @zackwilson4607 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro I just got done watching a video by you about mobile game ads then you bust out the good ole state of survival sponsorship… that just cracks me up

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That first S tier Florida Man really was something out of Death Note.

  • @iamherefornoreasonidkwhy2069
    @iamherefornoreasonidkwhy2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    This is beautiful, Florida Jesus rates his sons, so poetic 😢

  • @cloroxtheclean6394
    @cloroxtheclean6394 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really want a part 2 to this theres so much more content to be had here

  • @theterriblemonarch
    @theterriblemonarch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the best florida man story i've ever heard was of this guy who stole a fuck ton of weed and a boat, then tried to drive said boat from florida to the uk to meet his boyfriend all while incredibly high, something about it is heartwarming in a fucked up way

  • @Kekistani_Insurgent
    @Kekistani_Insurgent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    You know, I actually heard they got that bath salts guy’s toxicology reports back and it turns out he was sober as a gopher. Just insane.

    • @thesadslav419
      @thesadslav419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Bath salts leave your system fairly quickly tho

    • @HUMC4L
      @HUMC4L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Bath salts can't be detected after about 48-72 hours, but even if they did it in time, it's a difficult drug to test for. It requires a specialized test and it still doesn't always pop, especially 8 years ago

    • @noname-md6pw
      @noname-md6pw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HUMC4L regardless, the consumption of bath salts really fucks people up apparently.

    • @HUMC4L
      @HUMC4L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@noname-md6pw well yeah. Nothing I said implies otherwise lol

    • @noname-md6pw
      @noname-md6pw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HUMC4L right. Im just sayin.

  • @hitokitty
    @hitokitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "shotgun weather balloon" could've been an insurance issue since suicides don't pay sometimes on life insurance?
    Thanks, Murica!

    • @maxgoldstein6309
      @maxgoldstein6309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean, it's really just reasonable... tell me that you wouldn't get a multimillion dollar plan when planning suicide

    • @blubaylon
      @blubaylon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's really sad, the poor man was probably really depressed but still cared for family enough to fake a whole murder just for them to get insurance

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blubaylon damn, that is sad.

  • @RaisedLetter
    @RaisedLetter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know it has an unintended guessing game tied to it. As you explained each one (for most of them), it was kind of fun trying to figured out which one was tied to which crime.