The Rings of Power Season 2 Episode 1 REVIEW: Dumb Became Dumber!!

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  • @haydenstockwell252
    @haydenstockwell252 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +267

    Az’s physical health: excellent.
    Az’s mental health: rapidly deteriorating.

    • @journeytoform
      @journeytoform 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Balanced, as all things should be.

    • @guyincognito1406
      @guyincognito1406 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Az’s therapist’s wallet: burgeoning.

    • @SomeOrangeCat
      @SomeOrangeCat หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's not deteriorating fast enough for my liking.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Az died. The show can't hurt him any longer. He's at peace now.

  • @NewDawnRS2499
    @NewDawnRS2499 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    2nd age lasts 3,441 years
    Galadriel was born in 1362 in Valinor in the Year of the Trees, before the First Age.
    Galadriel married Celeborn at the end of the First Age.
    Celebrian was born in 300 of the Second Age.
    Sauron rises again in Middle Earth in 500
    Mordor, which has existed since the First Age, Mount Doom, being the original fortress of Morgoth, had been chosen as Sauron's stronghold, as Sauron constructed the Black Gate in 1000
    Sauron deceives the Ñoldor in Eregion, but Gil-Galad distrusts him in 1200
    Celeborn and Galadriel, together with their daughter Celebrían, emigrate from Eregion to Lothlórien in 1350
    The Ñoldor under Celebrimbor are instructed by Sauron, beginning the forging of the Rings of Power in 1500; Galadriel has been in Lothlórien for 150 years by this point, in no way involved with the forging or any of the events to come...
    The One Ring was forged, and the Black Gate was completed in 1600. Celebrimbor also perceives Sauron's treachery at this time. Galadriel is still in Lothlórien...
    War of the Elves and Sauron began in 1693
    Eregion was destroyed in 1697, Celebrimbor died, and Elrond established Rivendell.
    Rivendell and Lindon were besieged in 1699 but held off the sieges
    Sauron's forces, nearly entirely destroyed, retreated from Eriador in 1700
    Miriel was never Queen of Númenor. Ar-Pharazôn the Golden seized the phone by marriage in 3255
    Sauron was taken hostage by Ar-Pharazôn the Golden, not Miriel, in 3261
    Sauron was taken prisoner to Númenor and further corrupted the Númenoreans in 3262
    Sauron becomes Ar-Pharazôn's court advisor in 3265
    In 3310, at Sauron's instigation, Ar-Pharazôn begins building the Great Armament, a massive fleet to assail the Valar across the Sea and wrest immortality from them.
    In 3319, Ar-Pharazôn set foot on Aman, drastically changing the world; Aman and Tol Eressëa were removed from Arda, Númenor was drowned, and the world was round. This was also when Elendil arrived with his sons Isildur and Anárion.
    Umbar becomes a stronghold of the Black Númenoreans in 3320
    Sauron surprise attacks and seizes Minas Ithil in 3429 and burns the White Tree, beginning the War of the Last Alliance.
    The Last Alliance of Elves and Men formed in 3430
    Sauron's forces are defeated in the Battle of Dagorlad, and the Siege of Barad-dûr begins in 3434
    Anárion is slain in 3440
    Elendil and Gil-Galad died in combat against Sauron in 3441, and Isildur finally defeated Sauron by taking the shards of his father's sword, Narsil, and cutting the One Ring from Sauron's finger. This destroyed Sauron's physical form and won the war.
    Why is Galadriel involved in anything beyond 1350? She is supposed to be in Lothlórien.
    Did anyone on this garbage show know anything about Tolkien's world and Middle Earth?!
    When are the events of Rings of Power supposed to take place? The Second Age? Galadriel can only be involved up to 1350. Isildur was born in 3209 but is in the show.
    Ar-Pharazôn weds Miriel in 3255, so again, Galadriel can't be involved since Galadriel HAS BEEN IN Lothlórien SINCE 1350!
    READ THE LORE!

    • @JohnB-nk8ze
      @JohnB-nk8ze 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      "My Balrog's breath smells like Balrog food." - the writers, probably.

    • @bertieb7811
      @bertieb7811 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Impressive. Most impressive

    • @mynamename5172
      @mynamename5172 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey! Don't bring your istaphobic facts here, you bigoty bigot!

    • @stormryder4305
      @stormryder4305 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's the problem. The lore is too long for their Marxist brains to cope.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🥱

  • @Hlbkomer
    @Hlbkomer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +578

    Tolkien was a fucking genius and we get Beavis and Butthead over here pondering why rocks don’t float.

    • @dobster5819
      @dobster5819 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Excellent words.

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Beavis and Butthead is better written with better characters, not joking in the slightest.

    • @krullozdakwik3366
      @krullozdakwik3366 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Beavis and Butthead have more brains than the writers of this abomination of a show.

    • @bkelly2310
      @bkelly2310 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And they still didn't figure it out

    • @MichaelP-ns
      @MichaelP-ns 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well said

  • @michaelfreedman1006
    @michaelfreedman1006 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +187

    This show is like buying a Lamborghini and using it as a boat anchor.

    • @joba4848
      @joba4848 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That made me laugh!

    • @darthgorbag
      @darthgorbag 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      But does it float?

    • @Jackallen88
      @Jackallen88 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@darthgorbagNo, stones do, or don't? Idk, this show is shite

    • @ieatpeopleand
      @ieatpeopleand 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But that wouldn't work. Everyone knows that Lamborghinis only look up.

    • @rustyspigot1876
      @rustyspigot1876 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thank you for that

  • @CorporateBillionaire
    @CorporateBillionaire 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +505

    My grandmother always told me "No matter what they teach you in school, the Witch King was a drag queen".

    • @MrNoucfeanor
      @MrNoucfeanor 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Maybe that's why no man can kill him... uhh... her... It?

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Yaaaaasssss! Witch Queen of Angmar! Yasss, slay Queeen!!

    • @nullbubble791
      @nullbubble791 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      And SHE SLAY

    • @Mr_Bloodruth
      @Mr_Bloodruth 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Slaaayyy kweeen!

    • @funzario144
      @funzario144 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      It was probably the biggest achievment of the black grandma historian to give us this "My grandma told me.." sentence.

  • @ronintje7647
    @ronintje7647 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +365

    Az putting his mental health at risk again for us, thanks Az

    • @mattcollins3591
      @mattcollins3591 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Not much there to begin with, so I think you’re fine.

    • @hutch13133
      @hutch13133 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Az I'll say a prayer for you I couldn't get past S1 E3. I may have to start a go find me for your therapy bill. I hope Elon contributes.

    • @Jp-eg7th
      @Jp-eg7th หลายเดือนก่อน

      He watched 3 seasons of Batwaahmen. But this is definitely his greatest challenge yet.

  • @vahidoph
    @vahidoph 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    I can't wait for the backstory of balrog being a misunderstood farmer trying to save its carrots.

  • @DanWestErupt
    @DanWestErupt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

    The rings of ONE!
    The rings of TWO!
    The rings of MANYYYYYYYYYY! 😂

    • @bradleysmith2021
      @bradleysmith2021 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      One TOO many...

    • @longtsun8286
      @longtsun8286 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The power of One BILLION DOLLARS WASTED! The power of Two BILLION DOLLARS WASTED! The power of Many AMAZON SHAREHOLDERS FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY!
      They can get in line behind the Disney shareholders.

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🤮

  • @dirkjewitt5037
    @dirkjewitt5037 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    "Mom, Dad, I got a part in a TV show!" "Yes, it's called Rings of Power." " What do you mean I'm a failure and I should never come home again?"

  • @malzo1701
    @malzo1701 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    I just want to comment because it increases the chances that Az will keep watching.

    • @M-S_4321
      @M-S_4321 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I don't know, he's self aware. It's like appreciating a openly masochist Sub.

  • @fionnaitsradag5152
    @fionnaitsradag5152 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    I've noticed that all the recent fantasy shows have elves who look and act like ordinary humans, just with pointy ears on. There's nothing special or other worldly about them. They don't seem ancient, wise or magical.

    • @lucymiau5700
      @lucymiau5700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      It's just the same as with the Vulkans or the Romulans. It's all on a Level of a bad FanFilm

    • @Hlbkomer
      @Hlbkomer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because these shows are made by people that are too stupid to understand the nuances.

    • @gagalover2k10
      @gagalover2k10 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And a lot of them being black is the most hilariously r tarded thing ever, it just doesn’t make any sense for black people to exist in that part of the world in a medieval period but the worst thing they could do is make them catastrophically BORING 🥱 what a f***ing joke

    • @vahidoph
      @vahidoph 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Wait a bit more and even xenomorp and predator will have their own sob story where they are just misunderstood minorities.

    • @Tundra.
      @Tundra. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@vahidoph Hello, I am a Xenomorph that learned your human language (Californian English) in order to communicate our plight. The only reason that my species attacks, eats, and utilizes your still-living bodies as incubators to propagate our species is that we have been oppressed by the evil cavemen of your ancient past, who refused to let us use them as fodder and incubation pods for our young. So really, this is all your fault. Your species is bad, and should feel bad.
      Directed by J.J. Abrams

  • @andrewbaker3855
    @andrewbaker3855 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Brought to you by writers who stand on the shoulders of giants and think themselves tall.

    • @AnnaMarianne
      @AnnaMarianne 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *hang from the shoulders of giants with their face flat on the ground

  • @TweeterAndTheMunkyMan
    @TweeterAndTheMunkyMan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    And so the pain begins!
    "Is this it? Is this all you can conjure Amazon?!?"

    • @watchingpilgrim8851
      @watchingpilgrim8851 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      BRILLIANT COMMENT! LOL

    • @Pab-B
      @Pab-B 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Just then, a bloated beast slo mo runs in carrying the next dirty bomb of an episode.

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +209

    I'm pretty sure that the devout Catholic totally intended to ship Satan with the Lady of Light.

    • @Riseofziggy
      @Riseofziggy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Was Sauron supposed to be satan, I thought it was melkor and Sauron would be more of a Hitler/beelzebub

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Melkor/Morgoth was supposed to be Satan, but Sauron was his lieutenant. Only slightly less evil and powerful.

    • @rpgadventurer32
      @rpgadventurer32 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@Riseofziggy Yea, Melkor was the biggest evil, but Sauron was his closest lieutenant and took over from him. So technically he's a close second.

    • @Riseofziggy
      @Riseofziggy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rpgadventurer32 👍

    • @mattmark94
      @mattmark94 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @georgehouliaras7239 well to play the devil's advocate (pun intended) Satan = Lucifer and that name means "Light bringer/ Morning Star" 😆

  • @uberyoutuber3892
    @uberyoutuber3892 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    These writers think we're brain dead. Not only do they feel the need to spell everything out for us, but it's all just so predictably bland and unbelievably stupid. The writers probably pat themselves on the back every time they put a sentence in the script... "Amazing, just utterly amazing!"

    • @Hlbkomer
      @Hlbkomer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      “Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid.”

    • @onetwothreefour-s1n
      @onetwothreefour-s1n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Hlbkomer 😂😆

    • @onetwothreefour-s1n
      @onetwothreefour-s1n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Well said

    • @3characterhandlerequired
      @3characterhandlerequired 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I'm starting to think that they just don't care, they know that stuff they do is crap, but payment is good regardless. After all that billion dollars have to go somewhere. It isn't going for actor or extras salaries, not costumes or sets, not CGI, music maybe a small part. So someone is pocketing it. They don't even try to make it resemble Tolkien at this point.

    • @YouTubalcaine
      @YouTubalcaine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "Morgoth is gone, leaving us alone in disgrace, but today a new age begins, under me, your new master. . . Sauron."
      You know, because all the orcs were just standing around thinking to themselves, "who the hell is this foppish twit that we've never heard of and totally don't have a plan to assassinate during his coronation?" I guess it was necessary exposition for all the viewers who couldn't figure it out from the unique crown that literally everyone has seen before, because we all know how much the writers hate to leave someone's identity in question.

  • @snekks7497
    @snekks7497 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    The good news is we can use Tolkien's spinning body as a generator for infinite energy

    • @longtsun8286
      @longtsun8286 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The moment Amazon Prime memory holes 'The Rings of Power' as losses for a tax refund- doing to it what Disney did to the 'Willow' TV series, and Warner Bros. to 'Batgirl'- we can use the talentless hacks who claim to be its showrunners for the same.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Poor professor probably wishes he’d have listened to his Dad and become a plumber.

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    The scene where Galadriel says "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!" was pure cinema.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then Toto bites her on the arse.

  • @npc4570
    @npc4570 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    Elrond just carrying the singular braincell of the show

    • @rpgadventurer32
      @rpgadventurer32 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Yea, but they portrayed him as if he was in the wrong. All his efforts led to nothing and Galadriel is still portrayed as being in the right and is held back by the men around her. Even her mistakes are being framed as not really mistakes, and her "weakness" is framed as having romantic feelings towards Sauron.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It feels odd though. Elrond and Galadriel seemed relatively close in age, yet this Elrond seems so young, while Galadriel is older. Hmmm. Weird crap.

    • @maximusjoseppi5904
      @maximusjoseppi5904 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      what? its not being carried... its total trash regardless of anything that accidentally doesnt suck in it

    • @KeytarArgonian
      @KeytarArgonian หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stillcantbesilencedevennowand there’s a good chance Galadriel is older than Celebrimbor 👍

  • @Jellordgaming
    @Jellordgaming 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    I've been watching 25 year old anime almost exclusively at this point. That's where I'm at with entertainment in 2024.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Plenty of great recent anime too. Frieren is more Tolkien than Rings of Power could ever be.

    • @gruby970
      @gruby970 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      On point

    • @danielarcher369
      @danielarcher369 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Berserk

    • @LeonardoPostacchini
      @LeonardoPostacchini 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep, I watch nothing but anime this days.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I watch old shows. The Prisoner currently.

  • @eightysea3780
    @eightysea3780 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Studio guy: It must have been hard to kill Sauron.
    Pitch guy: Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
    Studio guy: Oh, really?!?

  • @Melchiah28
    @Melchiah28 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I fell instantly in love with that Thumbnail. You are a genius!

  • @sankalp6872
    @sankalp6872 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Sauron's "the ides of March" is an insult to intelligence and desecration of LOTR lore. I couldn't believe what I saw. Billion dollars burnt on this? Who greenlits such projects?

  • @ernestlemmingway1124
    @ernestlemmingway1124 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I get physically sick just thinking of watching that show. Az has the constitution of an Olympian god if he could watch a full episode.

  • @MajorSmurf
    @MajorSmurf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Sauron in Tolkien : Evil, cunning, careful, depictive, powerful, an angel.
    Sauron in ROP : dies to orcs... yeah fcking nope that ain't even Sauron. An orcs will is basically controlled by Sauron. They are as loyal as dogs to him. They might be terrified of him, but they love the destruction he brings. They would never ever betray him. Any orc being disloyal would be craved into itty bitty pieces and feed to their brethren. They follow him because he the big man and big man is powerful and scary. Nothing could ever possibly scare them more, they can't betray him because they know what he would do to them.

  • @MyVengenceEndsNow
    @MyVengenceEndsNow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I thought about maybe probably possibly watching it, but I decided on the Doctor Who tactic....
    I went and touched grass instead. Specifically, I mowed the grass.
    It was a knee slapping good time.
    10/10...highly recommended

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I found the grass cutting scene very pedestrian. "It insisted upon itself"

  • @ClassicHarleyQuinn
    @ClassicHarleyQuinn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I'm waiting for the "Somehow Morgoth has returned".

    • @Jonas-lj8ul
      @Jonas-lj8ul 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't be silly - this is Amazon, not LucasFilm.

  • @morriganaego4288
    @morriganaego4288 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Az took pitty on his self bubbling financial advisor and decided he couldn't have him suffer

  • @grumpyoldman64
    @grumpyoldman64 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Thank you AZ for taking another one for the team to put yourself through the excruciating murder of tolkien's masterpiece....

  • @joh6629
    @joh6629 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I need more az suffering, pls keep it up

  • @morriganaego4288
    @morriganaego4288 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    Az looked at his suicidal financial advisor and had pity, so here we are
    He suffered for our sins

    • @M-S_4321
      @M-S_4321 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He is getting more positives out of that suicidal financial advisor relationship than I did with my ex-wife.

  • @liamwalker877
    @liamwalker877 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    One wig to rule them all

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @liamwalker877 One Wig to find them all.

    • @antonioratto109
      @antonioratto109 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@beowulfsrevenge4369 One Wig to bring them all

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@antonioratto109”And in the wokeness, bind them.”

  • @farvithianguard
    @farvithianguard 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    ...Ugh... the San Francisco faction of elves was obviously exactly what Tolkien intended.

  • @danielscott8180
    @danielscott8180 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Apparently Sauron's form could be killed easily enough until he forged the One Ring. The problem, however, is that Sauron was already established as unkillable in the original trilogy. So how do you go back to "fragile" Sauron afterwards, and especially when the writers are so stupid and can't make that compelling in any way.

  • @Midtable1881
    @Midtable1881 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    He suffers for our sins in the same vein of Saint JesusGeorgeLionheartFloyd.

  • @nickjohnson7277
    @nickjohnson7277 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:53. Remember, Exit Only (unless You want to wear a Nappy for the rest of Your life).

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Only pros prolapse.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @MA-ho5hd
    @MA-ho5hd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Goodbye Acolyte. Hello ROP. You're welcome, TH-camr's.

  • @williamminnaar6311
    @williamminnaar6311 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What PUZZLES me to no end - Jeff Bezos wanted to make LOTR - But didn't own all the rights - However his 'team' had enough to work with - WHY would you NOT WANT the BEST show out there to HONOR - J.R.R Tolkien? Why not get the best people for the job {Um, like PETER JACKSON}??? IMAGINE, making an incredible show that respects the world AND the creator!??

  • @Perseusgorgonslayer
    @Perseusgorgonslayer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Az is looking sharp and crisp since he has lost all that weight. Good for him!

  • @gabrielplattes6253
    @gabrielplattes6253 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    They're not even giving Tolkien a reach-around. 😂😂😂

    • @M-S_4321
      @M-S_4321 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      A Ring-around

    • @peteg475
      @peteg475 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Amazon should at least buy the old man dinner before they F him

    • @glenfensome3876
      @glenfensome3876 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And there going in dry.

    • @gabrielplattes6253
      @gabrielplattes6253 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@glenfensome3876 EyoooOOOH!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @botero01
    @botero01 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    FRUMPY COW LOOKING FOR THE CAKE AISLE! That really got me lol.

  • @ladyerind199
    @ladyerind199 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Guyladriel looking for cake when she's in a mood

  • @lucymiau5700
    @lucymiau5700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    S2 of ROP starts and we get Community Theater reloaded.

    • @JohnB-nk8ze
      @JohnB-nk8ze 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      6 seasons and a stage-play!

  • @Pauzix
    @Pauzix 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    14:20 I can watch lesbian foot action elsewhere without subscribing to amazon.

  • @jamaldominicbarr7379
    @jamaldominicbarr7379 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I blame the Tolkien estate for allowing demons to butcher Professor Tolkien's magnum opus.

  • @TheHiddenB_23
    @TheHiddenB_23 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    AZ you need to keep watching the show, we need to see/hear the Anger of The Silverback for this continually

  • @baky8856
    @baky8856 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This video looks like a standup roast performance :D

  • @jodanger37
    @jodanger37 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Like the new setup

  • @BookishStephanie
    @BookishStephanie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    As someone who lacks the fortitude to put myself through another season of this disaster, thank you for your service and sacrifice, Az. You're the hero we needed.

    • @googleifyouseekayu
      @googleifyouseekayu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      AZ n Disparu doing the Lord's work

    • @mattcollins3591
      @mattcollins3591 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So what’s it say about all you guys who want to desperately know what happens in a show you all claim to hate that you’ll watch an overweight nobody TH-camr bitch and cry over the same show week after week.
      Yea, homeboy really is a hero.
      🤡🤡

    • @phillipv.4582
      @phillipv.4582 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🫡 to Az! Man or machine, tune in to find out! Lol

  • @CursedKelpie
    @CursedKelpie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    fun fact i just remembered, in the show the swords of the numinorians were crafted by Sauron, including the one Isildur has in the show. how much you want to bet the show forgot that little tidbit

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I don't know if anyone else has had this problem, but it would be nice if they'd filmed this "show" in such a way that I could actually see what's happening on the darker parts. That'd be nice to actually see what's happening.
    Besides that, this show is built on the foundational cesspool that is ROP season one and is just as bad in all the same ways as the first season.
    This is not Tolkien. This isn't even "inspired by Tolkien." This is the thinest veneer of Tolkiens' works and lore badly pasted on a terrible show with zero redeeming qualities.

  • @danielscott8180
    @danielscott8180 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I knew Halbrand was Sauron from reading his name. Come on: "Hell brand" really? Do you have to be that obvious?

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought Elrond was L Ron as in Hubbard 😂

  • @MJT409
    @MJT409 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I’m literally watching Dumb and Dumber right now 😂
    And I don’t mean Rings of Power, not that crazy 🤪

  • @gborgesbardi
    @gborgesbardi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Come on AZ, you HAVE TO keep watching. I was anxious to come to your channel for the episodes reviews.
    I used to dislike this show, but since I started to watch your reviews. Man this is the best comedy show ever.
    WILL BE COUNTING ON YOU FOR EP 2.

  • @Pizzpott
    @Pizzpott 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You have to do it AZ, think of the thousands and thousands of people who you are saving from pain and depression by watching it for them. It can be classed as a noble sacrifice for the sake of ideologically, and intelligent normal people everywhere. That shot you showed at the end shows without any doubt at all how incredibly and disgustingly bad this shit-show - and to what their purpose is (apart from the deliberate destruction of Tolkien's work).

  • @fuzzy8593
    @fuzzy8593 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Might as well call this Willow 3.0

    • @NRES-ted
      @NRES-ted 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The thing about woke "stories" is that they all look, sound, and feel the same at the end of the day. The can't write any new stories, because their belief system and shattered moral compasses literally won't let them, so they have to appropriate established franchises...oh, and improve them, because they can do it better.

  • @rpgadventurer32
    @rpgadventurer32 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Please review all the rest, your reviews are very entertaining.

  • @davidmorgan1038
    @davidmorgan1038 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Mentally preparing myself…

  • @fishjones4618
    @fishjones4618 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just wanted to say, Az, that I was watching an older video of yours and I have to salute you and your workout. You look great. Very inspirational.

  • @MA-ho5hd
    @MA-ho5hd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Liked & subscribed. I now expect Mauler-length deep dives into every episode. Thanks, Az! Say hi to your therapist for me.

  • @glerp10000000000
    @glerp10000000000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Those are Elves ? Jeebus H Crust.

  • @eyezofice1359
    @eyezofice1359 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Looking thinner AZ. Keep up the good work.

  • @danielscott8180
    @danielscott8180 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The whole opening with Sauron being "killed" and then his Venom-like form crawling under mountains and over terrain until he consumes that woman and becomes Hell-brand was the show runners trying to copy the opening of Return of the King in which we see Smeagol find the ring and then follow it consuming him. You see him go under the mountains and his form change into Gollum. Another reason, is they're trying to establish that Sauron can change his form.

  • @clericjin
    @clericjin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The thumbnail made me laugh my tears out before even clicking on it. Brilliant AZ, just Brilliant!

  • @aaainxsno1
    @aaainxsno1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If you're not having a heart attack...what the point? lmao

  • @3dtrekker182
    @3dtrekker182 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Az, the reason why the shit show cost a billion dollars, and why no one cares and why its so rushed is because it's money laundering. They don't care that it sucks because everyone who is involved with the shitty show is getting rich. Great video as always, man.

  • @michaelkata2342
    @michaelkata2342 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Orc's with forks baby!

  • @strijkspray4753
    @strijkspray4753 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I skip all "Hobbit" scenes without question, I don't give a flying fuck.

    • @NRES-ted
      @NRES-ted 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I watched them hoping the show (I actually don't give a crap about) would at least present some semblance of a character worth rooting for among the hartfoots, 'because I wasn't going to find one anywhere else in the show; but it turns out that the harfoots are terrible creatures who deserve each other. It's like passing a trainwreck while drunk. I came, I saw, but I swear hardly remember a thing.

    • @jimbodimbo981
      @jimbodimbo981 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I skipped the whole series, I don’t give a flying either

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Are you sure you're not a writer on this show?

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Under 38 seconds club!

    • @julesknight1511
      @julesknight1511 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, I thought it was the 'admire trannies rack club', my bad

    • @chris.hinsley
      @chris.hinsley 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I wouldn’t be so proud of that ;)

    • @WhyDoYouNotThinkForYourself
      @WhyDoYouNotThinkForYourself 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Wow that's twice then what my Democrat soy-boy husband gives me! Lol

    • @Kiryu_Kazuma01
      @Kiryu_Kazuma01 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There are exercises to help with that 😂

    • @Flik_13
      @Flik_13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I usually get at least 3 pumps

  • @mustuploadtoo7543
    @mustuploadtoo7543 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love Az's breakdown frame by frame from episodes whereas other youtubers montage it. The humour he adds while remembering the details of the episode is always a great watch. The only complaint I have is him not doing the same type of videos for post timeless child doctor who (season 12) for flux and the specials (I found the discussions with nerdrotic a bit plain and he should have done deeper reviews on his main channel).

  • @rosumparat
    @rosumparat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:33 Yes you can AZ, you survived Batwhaman.

  • @Phoenix12157
    @Phoenix12157 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My dumb ass thought this was a joke because I read The Acolyte Season 2
    ....I dunno how much longer I can take this lolol.

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't blame you, they are VERY similar in Stupidity that

  • @ssoory6343
    @ssoory6343 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I loved the Venom cameo, the rest.....well, its tough to say what happened because they forgot to turn on the lights on the set

  • @the.rogue.roman.77
    @the.rogue.roman.77 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your RANGZ reviews are some of the best stuff on TH-cam. Hope you can have as much fun making these videos as I do watching them.

  • @hairymcbogan5188
    @hairymcbogan5188 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a multi decade Tolkien devotee I was offended that this show exists (which is the point of the show, I believe) but thanks to you I'll just think of it as an extremely bad parody.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bored of the Rings is GOOD parody!

  • @Gaminnewfie
    @Gaminnewfie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Welcome back, AZ!
    I hope you had a great vacation!

  • @DCSWCCkingpin1
    @DCSWCCkingpin1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Did you have a vacation or something? You look so.... refreshed

    • @NRES-ted
      @NRES-ted 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Probably getting to recoop from his years on FNT, killin' it on his weight loss, the opportunity to make his fans laugh...oh, and the Acolyte season 2 is cancelled. Yup, I reckon anyone would be quite refreshed. 😂

  • @mherr8709
    @mherr8709 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The skinny legend himself! Looking great Az

  • @Dave_L913
    @Dave_L913 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I started fantasizing about Hoovering my staircase" took me a minute to realize that wasn't a euphemism and you literally meant vacuuming your stairs 😂

  • @Papa_G6
    @Papa_G6 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Looking good AZ! 💪🏻 Keep it up brother!

  • @mariaperez-i9n
    @mariaperez-i9n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    At lest his house is cleaner after episode 1.

  • @schnecks2180
    @schnecks2180 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you for your service, Sir!

  • @skummer001
    @skummer001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "dropped" like a douce

  • @atomicninjaduck9200
    @atomicninjaduck9200 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You know, lots of money spent on something used to be a sign of quality. Nowadays, it seems like a guarantee that something is absolute garbage.

  • @richardconforti6271
    @richardconforti6271 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Weight loss is mighty impressive man

  • @MrNoucfeanor
    @MrNoucfeanor 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    RoP failed at ep1 s1.
    My dude getting skinny and fit! Bet he could kick Guyladrials girlboss ass... With ease!

    • @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5
      @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      RoP failed when Amazon hired bunch of Bad Reboot rejects

    • @KeytarArgonian
      @KeytarArgonian หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      First thing season 1 does is Kill an Eagle. You know, symbol of hope and wisdom to the point they save the day in both hobbit and LotR?
      Yeah. Amazon opens by killing one.

  • @realistic_delinquent
    @realistic_delinquent 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I must say Az, you are taking up SIGNIFICANTLY less screen.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ROP wrecked his appetite 😮

  • @Astro-Creep89
    @Astro-Creep89 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m sorry Az but we need more of your review because you’re speaking how we’re all thinking and if it wasn’t so horrible it would be hilarious! Do love your take one the trash that is ROP! Hang in there and thank you for watching this trash when I definitely couldn’t bring myself to! At least you make it entertaining, thank you!

  • @21palica
    @21palica 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For some reason, my membership for your channel was not renewed automatically by YT, so I had to do it manually. @Az: Seeing you in that video, and now, you look like a different guy. Keep up your diet and exercise, my friend, you look so much healthier, it's unbelievable! Hail to you and Mr. Porkchop!

  • @seefoghall
    @seefoghall 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh no, one of the adverts on this video, for me, was an 11minute ad for Star Wars: Outlaws hahahaha

  • @Werty-im8vo
    @Werty-im8vo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Liking the video to make Az suffer instead of me

  • @wizardcat7654
    @wizardcat7654 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wales gave us Anthony Hopkins and thus things had to balance out cosmically, so they also produced Morfryd Clarke.

  • @chrisdaman4179
    @chrisdaman4179 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    First time I have noticed in a long time, but your fitness goals seem to be coming along well man. Keep it up!

  • @bigdaveyeo350
    @bigdaveyeo350 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    can't believe u did a review of 1 episode in 15mins. acolyte has a good 30min plus review from ya lol

  • @DonBetong
    @DonBetong หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve seen the recommendation for the show on the Amazon Prime page for a couple of days, and every time I’m like: „Uh, nah, not today, what’s else on the tube?“

  • @CowboyMike2009
    @CowboyMike2009 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ..pure Gold!! ..thank you -

  • @tokenamblyopiac4474
    @tokenamblyopiac4474 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Even as a regular viewer i was shocked how fit you looked in this video man, massive progress

  • @carlbieler9039
    @carlbieler9039 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I played you saying “Immediately” at least a dozen times. I want that to be a ringtone. 😆😆

  • @alexmartin3143
    @alexmartin3143 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not a fan but i had to come in and say that thumbnail is really funny. Lol… Good work… You got someone who is not a fan of these channels to come in and engage.

  • @NYRodriguez336
    @NYRodriguez336 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Az reviews are so entertaining. I appreciate the effort and honesty.

  • @mynamename5172
    @mynamename5172 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OMG that panoramic shot of the "elves" - hahahahahaha. Wait let me catch my breath over here. Hahahahahahaha. I thought Haldir from the Peter Jackson production was a bit swarthy (nope, that blonde wig did not cancel out his dark 5 o'clock shadow), but now we get this. When does the pendulum swing back again?