🤣👉 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - One afternoon, four engineers find themselves carpooling... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - One afternoon, four engineers find themselves carpooling... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
One afternoon, four engineers find themselves carpooling to a tech conference...
Suddenly, without warning, the car starts to sputter and then completely stalls in the middle of the road...
Their conversation abruptly stops as they coast to a halt on the side of the road.
The Mechanical Engineer, ever the pragmatist, is the first to speak...
"I think a rod broke," he says confidently. "We should check the engine."
The Chemical Engineer, shaking his head, counters with a thoughtful frown...
"The way it sputtered at the end tells me it’s not getting any gas. There must be an issue with the fuel system or a blockage in the fuel line."
Meanwhile, the Electrical Engineer is deep in thought, recalling the subtle flickers and sounds just before the car gave up...
"I’m convinced it’s an electrical problem," he says, pointing to the dashboard.
"There was a spark and then everything went dead. We need to check the battery and the wiring."
All three engineers turn in unison to look at the Computer Engineer, who has been quietly observing the situation...
"What do you think?" they ask, eager for his input.
The Computer Engineer looks around at his colleagues, then at the car.
After a moment of silence, he confidently replies...
"I think we should all get out and get back in."
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Hmmm........
Is that like a "reboot"? 😂🤣
Exactly... 😂
Wife told me I was outta shape. I told her that round is a shape.
TRUE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!! ROF LMAO AGAIN!!!!
So is a PEAR!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆
An older man was sitting in a bar, nursing a drink. A friend of his came up to him and said, "Louie, I just heard. After 30 years together, you and Sam are going to split." Louie said, "Yes it's true. 30 years in business together and we're calling it quits." His friend asked, "What happened?" Louie said, "Would you trust someone who took petty cash out of the register? Would you trust someone who took the company car and used it for his personal trips? Worst of all, would you trust someone who stole money from the safe?" His friend said. "Most certainly not!" Louie said, "Neither did he!"
GULP!!!!!! 😨😨😨😨 ( bet he didnt expect THAT answer GULP!!!!! )
😂😂😂😂😂😂that last suggestion is spot on for problems with my computer but I wonder if he should have said you check your possibilities while I call a tow truck😮😊🍀☘️🍀🌟⭐🌟🤜🔔🤛🌟⭐🌟🍀☘️🍀💕💞💕
Thank you. I didn’t understand the joke until I read your comment.
In the UK and Europe there are soccer/football professionals who amass huge fortunes with their amazing skills but retire early due to the rigorous nature of the sport
One soccer player retired at 35 with an enormous amount of money
Relatively soon he was broke
And when asked where did all his money go he explained
I lived a lavish lifestyle traveling to many places living it up and throwing parties when home
Then there was the gambling at casinos and the horse races
Further I spent huge amounts on many beautiful women
The rest of the money I squandered 😅
😮😮🤐🤐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!! ROF LMAO on THAT one!!!
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That was it instead of do a restart?
😋
Hard Reset😂😂
Exactly! 😋
😂😂😂😂
You think a " REBOOT " will work?? ( my kind of REBOOT WITH A SIZE 12 Boot probably WONT work tho!! ) 😮😮😮🤐😡😬😠👹💩🙈🙊 😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!
Earl.
You could always try Jeremy Clarkson type of repair......
Grab a Hammer...... Hit several times and repeatedly shout "Come On!!!" 🤣 lol.
@@grahamnutt8958 tried that DONT WORK!!! EVEN WHEN I TRY OTHER " WORDS " that dont bear repeating, STILL NO GO ( darn!!! ) throwing the wrenches somtimes work tho!!! 😮😮😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
That was funny. If that will get it going, I'll have to try that. Great voices😅
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