🤣👉 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Dave lives on a farm in rural Georgia... | Funny Jokes

BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Dave lives on a farm in rural Georgia... | Funny Jokes
⏰ New Videos Daily at 10am PST
👕 Our Store 👉 www.shoploljokes.com
👀 Our Channel 👉 / @loljokes
❤️ Please Subscribe 👉 / @loljokes
👇 THE JOKE 👇
Dave lives on a farm in rural Georgia...
One day, he gets a call from his friend Randy, who lives in Texas.
Randy wants to visit Dave for a few days, so Dave goes to the airport to pick him up...
As they drive back to the farm on a bumpy, dusty country road, a big rabbit suddenly runs across the road in front of Dave's pickup truck.
"What was that?" asks Randy.
"Oh, that's a rabbit," says Dave.
Randy shakes his head in disbelief...
"A rabbit? In Texas, our rabbits are as big as that calf over there."
They continue driving a bit further when a hunting dog darts across the road chasing a raccoon...
Randy asks, "What was that?"
"That was a hunting dog," replies Dave.
Randy laughs, "A hunting dog? In Texas, our hunting dogs are as big as that cow over there."
A little while later, they see a large turtle slowly making its way across the road...
Randy points and asks, "What is that?"
Dave, without missing a beat, replies...
"That's a tick."
#Jokes #DadJokes #Humor #Funny #LOLJokes #Comedy #Standup #FunnyVideo #CleanJokes

[@kimberlycregger7341]

HaHa. He got him that time. I guess he would have said ticks in Texas are big as a Volkswagon. Great voices😅

[@loljokes]

Thank glennsmith976... it was a joke he posted on this channel last week! 😀

[@glennsmith976]

Two preachers had churches on opposite sides of town. Every Sunday, they each would ride their bicycles to their churches. They would pass each other and stop and have short conversations on their way to their churches. One Sunday, one of the preachers was walking to his church. The other preacher stopped and asked him, "What happened to your bicycle?" The walking preacher replied, "Somebody from my church stole it, and I don't know what to do about it." The other preacher said, " When you give your sermon today, talk about The Ten Commandments. When you get to the one that says, 'Thou shalt not steal', the person that stole your bicycle will feel guilty and return it." The walking preacher said, "I'll try that and see what happens." The next Sunday. both preachers were riding their bikes. The one preacher said. "I see you got your bicycle back." The other preacher said, "I did what you told me. I gave a sermon on the Ten Commandments. When I got to the one that says, 'Thou shall not commit adultery, I remembered where I left my bike."

[@grahamnutt8958]

😂😂😂 Nice one Glenn 😊

[@loljokes]

I shared your joke today... Thanks! 😀

[@DopeDadJokes]

th-cam.com/users/shortsp5Kr_tXpyf8?si=M-rqKX1L9lSaSeV4

[@johngreen3777]

Got me this time!

[@loljokes]

This was one of glensmith976's jokes from last week, I liked it too! 😀

[@brendanhegarty6792]

When i was young this joke was the Texan arriving in Australia and we told him kangaroos were grasshoppers 😂😂

[@loljokes]

That works too... 😂

[@davidstephens189]

Ha ha!
Good one!
Never heard any joke close to that before......

[@loljokes]

Thanks David! 😀