Spy - eats bread Sniper - kills spy Medic - Heavy raid Engineer - mechanical bread Heavy - kills scout in the process Demo - eats glass and drinks bread Soldier - No said engi Pyro - Failure Scout - Alert! The enemy has taken our bread *Soldier heavy raid*
0:01 NOM 0:10 now THIS is A knife 0:20 HEVY REID 0:40 LVL 2 bred 0:50 AAAA O MY BEUTIFUL ASS 1:02 AAAA-*dies* 1:14 teleport 1:22 DENIED 1:36 THE ENEMY STOLE OUR BRED
Also I noticed how the table that the red and blues were on, they either can grab or take or take and grab the bread, meanwhile Blu medic is trying to enjoy red bread
@@fatalerror_techodima "HEEEEYAH" *turns bread into a sentry Sanvich* "Dugh!" *looks at the sanvich, then the wrench, then at the camera* "Dammit!" *looks down with depression*
Spy: Eats Sniper: Kills Spy and smashes table Medic: Skill/anger issues Engineer: Science failed him Heavy: Team kill (Perma ban) Demoman: drunk asf, eats glass, shock and collapses Soldier: I rather teleport this shit but Engineer wont let me Pyro: No mouth Scout: Ded by bread
"How do you tell how good bread is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen. _[bread crackles]_ Oh, symphony of crackle! Only great bread sound this way." - Colette Tatou, _Ratatouille_ (2007)
My reactions to the tf2 mercs on how they eat bread. How spy eats a bread: Good. How sniper eats a bread: OH NO, OUR TABLE! D: How medic eats a bread: Heavies, leave medic alone- How engineer eats a bread: You don't have to make the bread become metal. How heavy eats a bread: O_O How demoman eats a bread: drunk demo, my favorite class merc. C: How soldier eats a bread: *REMEMBERS THE FLASHBACK OF TF2 EXPEDITION DATE* How pyro eats a bread: you can't even take off the mask, pyro. How scout eats a bread: :)
Scout: oh hell yea: **Tries to grab bred** "alert, the enemy has taked our intelligence" ah, What the hell- **dissaster, again** Soldier: **sees teleporter** (clap) hhehehehehehehehehe **appears engi** engi: no bred for u soldier boi; soldier: dammit Pyro: hmmmmmhmhmhmm **tries to ead bread and fail** hm (huh) **Thinks** mhmmmm (angy) Demoman: aeasnbeaujsnbdawhhhsd, eh, oaaahh **eats bottle** on nom ñom AUCCCCCCK ao te botlle u **drinks bread) oah? eeeeue **dissaster** Fat boi: **Trows sasha** **pulls out shogun** NOH **pulls out POW** Hah **points** **POW** **Disaster with "what i have done" face** Jeremy: ooh my beautiful As$! Engi: lets do dis Texa style >:D, HIIIIIIIIAH (spawns da ROBO-SANDWICH3000) AH (lok da whrench (i dont remember the name of the Wrench but is still one of that)) damit D; Herr Doktor: **patiently cuts bread, but bread dont want to be cut** **angy medik** **cuts bread faster, and faster, and faster** AAAAAAUEAHHHHHH **PIECE OF BREAD FALLS OUT AFTER 20 YEARS** huuh :D (angy hevys takes bred) (medik angy) Snipah: hmmr **trow knaif** (AAAAEUAHH) **PULLS OUT A FRIKIN 1800'S SWORD** now dis is a knife **cuts bread (and da table)** **"what i have done" face** Spy: hahahaha (musik) **pulls out knife** *cut bread** om nom ñom, Exelent🧐👍
0:18 Sniper: now this is a knife- (Destroyed coffee table) Lyon: you gotten Pay for that😠 Sniper: ummm would Australium will do😥 Lyon: hmmm Lyon’s thoughts: (I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!) Lyon: yeah sure
Medic - can't cut bread because he is blu when the table is red Scout - instead of taking and eat it he takes it like breifcase like in ctf because he's red when the table is BLU
Soldier WTF are you finking, i Will don't let you teleport more breads in a teleporter, because you did It with a fu**** waifu version of that thing, so... ¡¡NOPE SOLDIER, DON'T DO THAT!!
spy:normal sniper:breaks the bread medic:mad engineer:bruh moment heavy:taunts the gun demoman:eat -bread- bottle drink -bottle- bread soldier:telepor- engi:no pyro:cant eat scout:emeny has taken our intel-
That awkward moment when you realize that only _SPY_ actually got to enjoy his bread... Everyone else did not. Sniper, Engie and Heavy lost their breads due to their cockiness, Medic was unable to enjoy his Bread because of "E-Spammers", Pyro was unable to enjoy Its bread because of the respirator, Demoman was too drunk to tell the difference (though according to the "Beer Song", Beer is Liquid Bread), Soldier... Didn't even intend to eat the bread at all and Engie had to step in to stop Soldier from abusing the Teleporter, and Scout... ...Best I can tell is that the Announcer decided to register the bread as an "Objective" just to be a douche-canoe.
1:15 To quote Soldier (ironically enough): "Do not do it! Do not even _think_ about doing it! Do not even think about _not_ doing it!" Demo drunkenly eating his scrumpy and drinking the bread was perfect. 😂
![[SFM] Everybody LOVES the Medic!](/img/n.gif)
It's interesting how Heavy, Demoman and 3ngineer were not animated, but probably recorded using movement trackers. That's a fun detail right there!
Reminds me of bonelab
Tf2 in VR
oh really, I didnt notice that!
3 engineers?
@@eugeniaamariei8626 my bad for the typo :(
Spy - eats bread
Sniper - kills spy
Medic - Heavy raid
Engineer - mechanical bread
Heavy - kills scout in the process
Demo - eats glass and drinks bread
Soldier - No said engi
Pyro - Failure
Scout - Alert! The enemy has taken our bread
*Soldier heavy raid*
0:01 NOM
0:10 now THIS is A knife
0:20 HEVY REID
0:40 LVL 2 bred
0:50 AAAA O MY BEUTIFUL ASS
1:02 AAAA-*dies*
1:14 teleport
1:22 DENIED
1:36 THE ENEMY STOLE OUR BRED
0:44 Engineer just upgraded it to level 2 bread.
Great! Time to get it on level 3!
Its a mini sentry.
No no no, isn't a mini sentry, is a mini bread...
Reminds me of Fix-It-Felix, " Why do I fix everything I touch! "
@@djamtzI didn’t notice that reference lol
0:26 it's funny because everyone considers the stock bonesaw as medics worst melee
Exactly, he should've used the Ubersaw for more efficiency
if he used the amputator, he could have made the bread-eating experience much easier for the rest of the team
Thing is, a saw would probably work good on bread since knives meant for cutting bread usually have a serrated edge
I thought the Bonesaw is somewhat decent, considering that I got a handful of kills with it.
Edit: Most accidental.
@@thesergalladaf6902 How many of them were random crits?
Gotta love how spy was the only one that actually cut the bread normally
Pyro was also kinda normal, he just picked up the bread and chomped
Medic try to gently cut it but.. It's just won't come off
@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 he wasn't able to randomly crit......
Medic tried too.
@@challacustica9049Heavy raid stops him from eating bread. Poor medic 😢
0:42 he has the magic touch.
0:22 I love how Medic trying cut the bread in gentle way and rages
It's me😭
Probably he's got high ping so he didn't manage to cut the bread the first time
Skill issue
Scout got raided by the blu team when he tried to eat the baguette 1:35 LOL 😂😂😂
Blu baguette
@@Stalker_duty indeed
Now, this is why he hates his dad, anything French causes him pain.
Also I noticed how the table that the red and blues were on, they either can grab or take or take and grab the bread, meanwhile Blu medic is trying to enjoy red bread
A 🥖 update
1:15, Soldier was Gonna Teleport Bread.
Must be engineer she knows soldier teleport bread
@@sheriwilcuntapayhe*
I teleported bread
@@spesppi *what…?*
@@Hamburger8079You told me to
1:21 NO TELE-BREADS TODAY
Soldier: Damnit
0:13 Now this is a knife 🔪
*breaks table*
*medic cutting the bread but getting lil angry and goes rage mode* aaaaaaa *but the bread cuts by himself*oh *then 100 heavys coming saying doctor*
Let's do this Texas style!
@@fatalerror_techodima "HEEEEYAH"
*turns bread into a sentry Sanvich*
"Dugh!"
*looks at the sanvich, then the wrench, then at the camera*
"Dammit!"
*looks down with depression*
HEEEEEEE-AW!
I like how medic *slowly* gets angry, that makes for very cool bit of animation.
0:37 was unexpected
0:35 or that
Or this 0:38
of course
of course soldier wants to teleport bread
He is going to teleport the bread for three days
Question?
@@spesppi what's your question
@@Thedragonking480 I teleported bread
@@spesppi How... long?
1:05 DEMOMAN WHAT YOU DOING LOL XDDD
Eating glass.
Drinking bread
Where's me fucking beer? *Falls*
hes demoman, what do you expect
He's eating, leave that little guy alone
0:21 unstoppable bread 🍞
MEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCC
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days. -tf2 Soldier
“How much bread are we talkin’?”
“All of it!”
VHERE?!?!?!? VHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ZENDING IT?!?!?
now this is a knife 0:13
And he still failed
Dear god
No it's a sword
OUR TABLE IS BROKEN
@@тимикмандаринthere’s more.
"Alert the enemy has taken our Bread" lol.
Oh my god I got 112 likes now!
1:36
@@ildan_games_2008 isnt it at 1:36 ?
This is might be the most funniest thing that scout has done!
0:23 when the thing designed to LITERALLY CUT BONES cant even cut bread
“this is a knife”*brakes the table*”…this is a sledgehammer”
I love how only Spy had enough brain cells to successfully achive the task at hand. Everybody else couldn't even taste the bread.
1:01 Aw, my beautiful a-!
Ss
I love how spy has the Cigarette in his mouth, even while he was eating lol
0:47 Whoops! This ain't my bread-eating wrench!
We all know Heavy would treat that bred with respect and make a baller sandwich out of it.
1:35 Their reaction time is so fast I find it hard to believe in game.
Spy: Eats
Sniper: Kills Spy and smashes table
Medic: Skill/anger issues
Engineer: Science failed him
Heavy: Team kill (Perma ban)
Demoman: drunk asf, eats glass, shock and collapses
Soldier: I rather teleport this shit but Engineer wont let me
Pyro: No mouth
Scout: Ded by bread
Demo eating the bottle and then dying as soon as he realises is absolutely hilarious.
0:38 DOKTER 🗣🗣🔥🗣🙏🙏🙏
MEEEDIIC🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
MEDIC!!🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥
MEEM🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
MEEDIC🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
0:59 POW
*obliterates bread*
His face there☠
Voice behind the scene: Aw, my beautiful a-!
When Medic "cutted" bread, one of the Heavies just punched it out of existence. Thats cold blooded
1:29 I expected Pyro takes his breathing valve off and some tentacles showed up.
he will eat heavy head cooked on bread
I love that Spy and Pyro were the only normal ones, even if Pyro couldn't actually eat the bread
Sniper looks offended, offended that the table has the audacity to break from him slamming his knife really hard onto it.😂
Weak table and skill issue
the four famous last words:
‘eugreeh’ -Demoman
‘Ooww, my beautiful ass!’ and ‘What the hell?’ -Scout
‘Damnit!’ -Soldier
"How do you tell how good bread is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen. _[bread crackles]_ Oh, symphony of crackle! Only great bread sound this way." - Colette Tatou, _Ratatouille_ (2007)
W Quote, W Movie, W Character.
Would.
Alternate ending: spy swallows his cigarette along with the bread
Delicious broken Glass🤤🤤🤤🤤 1:05
Yeah, Soldier isn't allowed to have bread after the whole incident in Expiration Date
My reactions to the tf2 mercs on how they eat bread.
How spy eats a bread: Good.
How sniper eats a bread: OH NO, OUR TABLE! D:
How medic eats a bread: Heavies, leave medic alone-
How engineer eats a bread: You don't have to make the bread become metal.
How heavy eats a bread: O_O
How demoman eats a bread: drunk demo, my favorite class merc. C:
How soldier eats a bread: *REMEMBERS THE FLASHBACK OF TF2 EXPEDITION DATE*
How pyro eats a bread: you can't even take off the mask, pyro.
How scout eats a bread: :)
1:01 Aww my beautiful WHAT?! 😳
Ass
It went up Scout's rectum.
Ow, my beautiful head…
@@piyaroq8189 It was @$$ (ITS NUMBER 244 WHAT ARE YOU THINKI-)
AWWE MY BEAUTIFUL ASS
the *c r o n c h* sound as demoman ate his bottle absolutely broke me
Medic glitched out crazy. Lol 😂 0:34
Rageglitch
Scout: oh hell yea: **Tries to grab bred** "alert, the enemy has taked our intelligence" ah, What the hell- **dissaster, again**
Soldier: **sees teleporter** (clap) hhehehehehehehehehe **appears engi** engi: no bred for u soldier boi; soldier: dammit
Pyro: hmmmmmhmhmhmm **tries to ead bread and fail** hm (huh) **Thinks** mhmmmm (angy)
Demoman: aeasnbeaujsnbdawhhhsd, eh, oaaahh **eats bottle** on nom ñom AUCCCCCCK ao te botlle u **drinks bread) oah? eeeeue **dissaster**
Fat boi: **Trows sasha** **pulls out shogun** NOH **pulls out POW** Hah **points** **POW** **Disaster with "what i have done" face** Jeremy: ooh my beautiful As$!
Engi: lets do dis Texa style >:D, HIIIIIIIIAH (spawns da ROBO-SANDWICH3000) AH (lok da whrench (i dont remember the name of the Wrench but is still one of that)) damit D;
Herr Doktor: **patiently cuts bread, but bread dont want to be cut** **angy medik** **cuts bread faster, and faster, and faster** AAAAAAUEAHHHHHH **PIECE OF BREAD FALLS OUT AFTER 20 YEARS** huuh :D (angy hevys takes bred) (medik angy)
Snipah: hmmr **trow knaif** (AAAAEUAHH) **PULLS OUT A FRIKIN 1800'S SWORD** now dis is a knife **cuts bread (and da table)** **"what i have done" face**
Spy: hahahaha (musik) **pulls out knife** *cut bread** om nom ñom, Exelent🧐👍
He knows what he must do.... 1:17
Question
@Blueskullomg what's your question?
@TrashGuy1 i teleported bread, that's good... Right??
@@Blueskullomg Y E S
@TrashGuy1 then i will teleport more bread
0:18
Sniper: now this is a knife-
(Destroyed coffee table)
Lyon: you gotten Pay for that😠
Sniper: ummm would Australium will do😥
Lyon: hmmm
Lyon’s thoughts: (I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!)
Lyon: yeah sure
Tf2 anomaly be like: 0:34
😂 BRO YOU REALY GOT ME!
Serverblight fails to cut bread (it's never seen someone else do it so it hasn't learned how to)
Make sense
Naww serverblight ain't eat bread w that
Medic - can't cut bread because he is blu when the table is red
Scout - instead of taking and eat it he takes it like breifcase like in ctf because he's red when the table is BLU
Plus soldier either blu
*0:11** random crits are fair and balanced*
1:18 this was 100% engi's trap teleporter because it is an exit
Nice pain you got ther-
alert, the enemy has taken our bread
I felt that Sniper. Don't go too hard😂😂
Medic!!!
1:35 😂😂😂
0:52 R.I.P sasha
1:25 PYRO said "the fuuuck"
1:16 soldier no!
Soldier WTF are you finking, i Will don't let you teleport more breads in a teleporter, because you did It with a fu**** waifu version of that thing, so... ¡¡NOPE SOLDIER, DON'T DO THAT!!
Soldier: Hehehehe 😈
ALERT! THE ENEMY HAS CAPTURES THE BREAD
pyro: *why we still here, just to suffer*
I love how Demoman eat the Scrumpy and tried to drink the bread
1:18 now this is a good reference
OK THE BONESAW BIT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IIRC SOME BONESAWS ARE MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR BONE AND CANT CUT ANYTHING ELSE
Spy is the only normal one. 😭🤣
He eats while smoking though 😮
No wonder Sniper killed him
Medic should've gotten a random crit when he sawed the bread.
0:06 Spy's smile Looks Funny😂
1:37 rip scout, he just wanted to eat a piece of that good looking bread 😞
"El baguette no se come solo con la boca, se come por el corazón"
The Scout one is so funny
I thought that heavy will turn bread into his favourite meal - the SANDWICH
spy:normal
sniper:breaks the bread
medic:mad
engineer:bruh moment
heavy:taunts the gun
demoman:eat -bread- bottle drink -bottle- bread
soldier:telepor- engi:no
pyro:cant eat
scout:emeny has taken our intel-
0:22 i find it werid how medic does not have a bread cutter machine to cut the bread for him since hes German..
Finally, all that teleported bread went to good use.
I expected Heavy to slice the bread in half horizontally, then put sandvich meat and toppings inside and swallow it whole.
Its nice to see lyon spd make over 1 minute videos again!
Sniper has a slight guilt and regret on his face
Man your animation skills are improved a lot 😮 keep going
I love how excited scout was to eat a loaf of bread
The bush wacka broke the table ☠️
Haven't laughed for a while since i watched a tf2 animation, thanks you
"Many Heavys Were Found Dead."
HOW IS THE ANIMATION SO SMOOTH TF
Medic is such a true german using a bread „knife“
That awkward moment when you realize that only _SPY_ actually got to enjoy his bread... Everyone else did not.
Sniper, Engie and Heavy lost their breads due to their cockiness, Medic was unable to enjoy his Bread because of "E-Spammers", Pyro was unable to enjoy Its bread because of the respirator, Demoman was too drunk to tell the difference (though according to the "Beer Song", Beer is Liquid Bread), Soldier... Didn't even intend to eat the bread at all and Engie had to step in to stop Soldier from abusing the Teleporter, and Scout...
...Best I can tell is that the Announcer decided to register the bread as an "Objective" just to be a douche-canoe.
That one's a keeper...
* downloads video *
This is mine now!
Most excellent. Gotta love how Spy was the only one with enough brain cells to cut bread correctly.
At this point, they're not even eating it.
This is so ridiculous and I love it.
1:37 scout dies be like
0:52 I can't believe Heavy would just throw away Sasha like that
They hid the intellegince in the bread.
0:36 And the last one LMAOO
i like how the classes are shown in reverse of their class selection order
This is perfect. This deserves more views!
Fact: Computers were invented before sliced bread
I feel like not enough people talk about the demoman, in a state of being utterly wasted, somehow eating an entire *glass bottle* unintentionally
0:10 pov:Sniper's "counters" got within 50hammer units from him:
How does the sandwich eat bread? Cannibalism?! 🤔
You know the tf2 community is slowly losing it when they make a video about tf2 mercs eating bread
1:15 Do not do it! Do not even think about doing it! Do not even think about NOT doing it!
1:15 To quote Soldier (ironically enough): "Do not do it! Do not even _think_ about doing it! Do not even think about _not_ doing it!"
Demo drunkenly eating his scrumpy and drinking the bread was perfect. 😂
the end pretty much sums it up for that one guy going for intelligents on a community server
😂😂😂 Spy is the only one who knows how to eat bread.