Film Theory: Is The Martian's POOP SCIENCE Full of CRAP?

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    Today's episode promises to be CRAPPIER than ever - because we're talking about The Martian. That's no judgement on the movie, it's just that the film is ACTUALLY full of poop and poop science. But the question is...is the poop science actually a load of crap? Hold your nose and dive in to discover if it is actually possible for Watney to survive on Mars like the movie portrays.
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  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19778

    This movie is so unrealistic
    no one can survive 500 days without internet

    • @rishabhsahai5958
      @rishabhsahai5958 8 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      agreed bro
      u r the only smart guy among dumb people, its not possible to survive 500 days without internet

    • @Solwiz
      @Solwiz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Hey Creeps, didn't expect to see you here.

    • @kaylacasagood
      @kaylacasagood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      true

    • @MrMarker8050
      @MrMarker8050 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      No one can live without creepypasta either.

    • @Rekkcellent
      @Rekkcellent 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      +CreepsMcPasta I`m sure Zuckerberg already has something in the works.

  • @MMorangatang
    @MMorangatang 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3754

    You know, there was a much bigger study conducted on whether people could survive on a diet of mostly potatoes for over a year...
    That study is known as Ireland.

    • @KohuGaly
      @KohuGaly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      +Morangatang yeah :-D so far the results are: As long as a potato lives, Irishman lives.

    • @1967sluggy
      @1967sluggy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Surprisingly accurate. Irelanders, attack Matpat for ignoring us!

    • @taliladd224
      @taliladd224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +KohuGaly well, except for the great crisp shortage of the 1840s

    • @KohuGaly
      @KohuGaly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      taliesin garland potatoes died, Irishmen died...

    • @71tofu
      @71tofu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Morangatang Aye, crazy as they may be, the Irish had this shit figured out.

  • @hyperbolicraider4848
    @hyperbolicraider4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    “You can live your whole life eating just potatoes”
    Ireland: *Centuries of Academy training fulfilled*

    • @blmb4274
      @blmb4274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao!!!!

    • @bubski6981
      @bubski6981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @ShonenAce Ireland is famous for their potato farms
      Thats it
      oh and the massive famine they had when all the potatos died

    • @10ftblanket21
      @10ftblanket21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Anyone else attempt to read that in an Irish accent?

    • @joeljustjazzing
      @joeljustjazzing ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bubski6981 british problems require british solutions

    • @r.jackson9962
      @r.jackson9962 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bubski6981 you forgot about alcoholism

  • @jacquietimms3075
    @jacquietimms3075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2445

    In 2020... when astronauts are stuck in space to avoid COVID contamination: "Write that down! We might be up here a while..."

    • @elgameocammando8185
      @elgameocammando8185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yup

    • @peanutbuttergamer9810
      @peanutbuttergamer9810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DragonEnvy 026 no, they are most deffinetly not

    • @richardbarton4266
      @richardbarton4266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oml I thought that you posted this 4 years ago and that you had predicted this

    • @bobbowers9037
      @bobbowers9037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stuck may be a general term, I think they applied to get off this diseased planet.

    • @xRangerPlayz1
      @xRangerPlayz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love it

  • @wookieonacookie3959
    @wookieonacookie3959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3644

    “Living off of NOTHING but spuds for 400 days seems absurd”
    Me: *laughs in Irish*

    • @nazthesausage4255
      @nazthesausage4255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Me too brother...... And beer

    • @australianwoman2176
      @australianwoman2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It actually turns out you can grow plants in certain areas of mars but potatoes have low yield in the soil

    • @australianwoman2176
      @australianwoman2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He right about growth though

    • @meegan8906
      @meegan8906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wookie on a Cookie laughs in famine

    • @krosses7156
      @krosses7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@meegan8906 laughs in emigration

  • @brentbousquet
    @brentbousquet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3267

    As anyone who has read the book knows he had some earth soil with him that he mixes into the martian soil so actually his chances would be even better.

    • @sithtunafish98
      @sithtunafish98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Didnt he have something like 25 square meters of it

    • @Just13ducks
      @Just13ducks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      +SithTunaFish What he did in the book was spread the earth soil around so the bacteria would multiply. This created more fertile soil. And, with the light problem, he just used the lights in the HAB, which simulated the sun on earth.

    • @gizmog
      @gizmog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      +brent bousquet yes, but this isn´t the book theorist is the film theorist, so whatever you read in the book doesn´t apply if it´s not in the movie... :D

    • @mattmoen4303
      @mattmoen4303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Pretty sure he did that in the movie too. Just saw it last week

    • @zaneabrams7110
      @zaneabrams7110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      +gizmog They left out all the science in the movie and only had the exciting parts TBH...

  • @austinwilliams7219
    @austinwilliams7219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    “We can survive eating only potatoes”
    Soviet Russia has left the chat

  • @gabrielp-l9905
    @gabrielp-l9905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    When he said good job on being healthy I was eating a block of chocolate peanut brittle

    • @cobalt618
      @cobalt618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro

    • @Mr.SexyGnome
      @Mr.SexyGnome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When he said that I realized I haven’t eaten all day

    • @lotion7919
      @lotion7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i stg i was eating potatos
      baked potatos

    • @duaasabah4048
      @duaasabah4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was eating a Ben and Jerry ice cream but it was vegan tho hehe

  • @luckylucas8596
    @luckylucas8596 8 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    So we're starting the year with a video on feces... Something tells me it's going to be a shitty year.

  • @benjamimapancake6429
    @benjamimapancake6429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    He actually had a 'team' of people to help him find flaws in his book.
    I thought that was interesting.

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember king of Hill episode Dale Said if Con took ever drop of liquid water and transplanted to his home planet Mars . What would happen to both planet

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And maybe the perchlorates where the Rock fuel of the Martians evacuation. And maybe the liquid water is because of volcanic activity still around

    • @Pomkangaroo
      @Pomkangaroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please help me get to 100 subscribers, it will mean a lot to me

  • @HypedRogue
    @HypedRogue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    The book is SO good. I read it after watching the movie and had to force myself to go to sleep only because my eyes could barely stay open.

    • @calebdoingrandomstuff1817
      @calebdoingrandomstuff1817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      RIGHT I could not stop reading it, finished it in 2 days

    • @bigchungu7698
      @bigchungu7698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have the book, and lets say I had to get it taken away to go to school properly.

    • @mtgteen5608
      @mtgteen5608 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @Margl_
      @Margl_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By afar one of my favourite books. Side note: if u loved the Martian, the other Andy Wier books are also VERY good :D

  • @kaitlynboss3497
    @kaitlynboss3497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    “I’m eating this potato with a Vicodin. Whose going to stop me?”
    I’m paraphrasing but that was my favorite line in the movie

  • @HunterRodrigez
    @HunterRodrigez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    i love how hollywood starts to make somewhat scientifically accurate movies about space... and all of them show how space is fucking terrifying
    "whats that timmy ? you wanna be an astronaut ? well okay boy lets watch Gravity and see how much you wanna go to space after that"

    • @Wildeye13
      @Wildeye13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Hunter Rodrigez Well space *is* a dangerous place.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Wildeye So's life in general. People really have gotten far too complacent about that.

    • @Danwo0
      @Danwo0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I wanted to become an astronaut...
      *Watches Gravity*
      F*** this. Nope.

    • @lizarinorv2826
      @lizarinorv2826 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Hunter Rodrigez a truly passionate kid wouldnt be discouraged so easily

    • @ingenparks
      @ingenparks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gravity's orbital mechanics actually suck. No way you can go from the Hubble to the ISS on just one MMU. The Martian is much better.

  • @harryrundle7897
    @harryrundle7897 8 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Supposed to be doing homework, instead I'm watching a video about someone using their crap as fertilizer.

    • @drakepiona6340
      @drakepiona6340 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Blah Hah funny enough, i learn more from mat's videos than i do at school.

    • @brucewayneisdeadpool830
      @brucewayneisdeadpool830 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Drake Piona Eeeeh no you don't. I mean it's a nice thing to say for fun, but seriously, stay at school kid, and don't underestimate the importance of algebra and all that boring shit. Sincerely, a guy that used to say the same thing.

    • @drakepiona6340
      @drakepiona6340 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      well yeah but im not saying that i am going to quit school, and simply to put it this way, im simply saying that i can learn about things i didnt even know about. like the video about doctor who and if he can actually exist, at first, it sounds stupid but mat studies about every possible detail. in fact, in that video, mat mentioned and talked about time travel and multiple theories about how time travel works, i kid you not, it is messy to talk about, miss one detail and it might all fall apart. i am not saying that i will ignore school, but hey, this is the internet, a wide variety of information can be gathered in even the most ludicrous of videos and websites. and even if this could somehow be wrong, we can all agree that mat works hard to make these videos top-quality by seeing how much effort he put into researching. and don't agree? i don't mind! :)
      sincerely, a kid that knows more than people like him actually know

    • @agustindelgado7388
      @agustindelgado7388 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      WELL I USE YOUR CRAP AS FERTILIZER...I MEAN...PROBABLY...IM A FARNER so yeah

    • @Anthony_Marquis
      @Anthony_Marquis 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Agustin Luciano Delgado Visconde
      I have finally found one of the mythical Farners! Thank you, Sir, for revealing yourself to the world and bringing my tedious search to an end. :)

  • @sirawesomenessi1796
    @sirawesomenessi1796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I feel like watching a movie in a theater with Matpat would be quite the experience. There would probably be a lot of exclamation.

    • @prabhatsourya3883
      @prabhatsourya3883 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think so dude. He sits down, rewatches movies over and over to get snippets, and researches his theories to make a video. So a first time watch for him is similar to any other.

  • @zouper5991
    @zouper5991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Watney: I can grow and eat potatos
    Techno: *laughs in potato king

  • @I_need_a_repair
    @I_need_a_repair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    Matpat: *Proves literally everything makes sense with facts, science and real studies*
    Also Matpat: Ahahaha, but its all just a theory

    • @overlord5032
      @overlord5032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      a film theory!
      and it takes all the deepness of the subject

    • @bonquiquirivera8839
      @bonquiquirivera8839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That's because 99% of science is a theory. If it's not a scientific theory it's a law(ex. Law of gravity). However that being said even scientific laws can be changed. Nothing in science is fact.

    • @angelmendez-rivera351
      @angelmendez-rivera351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bonquiqui Rivera Well, that's not quite true. The National Academy of Sciences has a definition, which is the universal convention for scientific study, for "scientific fact," and it can formulated rigorously. And such scientific facts exist. Many theories correspond to some fact. For example, the theory of evolution is the set of scientific models supported by overwhelming evidence that throughly explains and carefully predicts the fact of evolution and its mechanisms. Similarly, there is the fact of the existence of gravity, and then there are theories of gravity, the first being by Newton, and then being superseded by Einstein's theory of general relativity, which will in the future probably be superseded by the quantum theory of gravity, when we find it. So, facts do exist in science. Their meaning is more strict than they are colloquially, though.

    • @angelmendez-rivera351
      @angelmendez-rivera351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gabriel Causaren If it's supported by evidence, then by definition, it isn't an opinion. At worst, it's merely hypothesis, at medium, it's a coherent theory, and at best, it's actually a fact, which will be determined if we ever terraform Mars or not, which would be the video-game equivalent of canonizing the theory.

    • @ambermargheim5726
      @ambermargheim5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bonquiquirivera8839 or like evolution. Technically, we can't prove it yet. It's still a theory that we teach as fact

  • @nicktokar2459
    @nicktokar2459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1281

    I feel like this video taught me more about biology and chemistry than my actual classes

    • @bornstar481
      @bornstar481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nick Tokar then your a fuckin bad student and your wasting your life and your going to become a McDonald’s worker with that attitude I suggest you actually pay attention and ask for help if something is hard to understand

    • @bornstar481
      @bornstar481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HELENA NUR EFFENDI ERIN how do you know he didn’t imply it was a joke he didn’t say it was a joke he just said TH-cam videos help him more than school

    • @nicktokar2459
      @nicktokar2459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@bornstar481 So I'm gonna work at McDonald's because I don't pay attention in school? You clearly don't even know what a punctuation mark is and are too stupid to realize when someone is making a joke.

    • @bornstar481
      @bornstar481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nick Tokar nice job replying to a TH-cam comment after two months idiot why would I need any punctuation when it’s a TH-cam comment and you said TH-cam videos help you better than school and I said you need to pay better attention in school so you won’t become a McDonald worker and there was not a single implication that it was a joke lol you only said it was a joke after someone said that for you and you copied them :/

    • @veikkokekalainen7508
      @veikkokekalainen7508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@bornstar481 geez calm Down its a joke

  • @ManCaverTools
    @ManCaverTools 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    You guys should do a video on how much money it cost to bring Matt Damon home from all of the movies where he needed to be saved.

  • @gracem9299
    @gracem9299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “Living off of spuds for 400 days is absurd”
    Jacksepticeye: hold my Coca-Cola, great taste, Zero sugar with a hint of added vanilla

  • @schmid1.079
    @schmid1.079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    Isnt it common knowledge that manure is used for fertilizing? Where do you people think the poop of you and animals is going?

    • @kendall9032
      @kendall9032 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      schmid1.0 the sewers?

    • @kendall9032
      @kendall9032 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      schmid1.0 the ocean

    • @schmid1.079
      @schmid1.079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You think that people who live like a couple houndred kilometers inland transport their poop to the ocean?

    • @kendall9032
      @kendall9032 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fair enough, but then again people in cities aren't exactly going to transport their faeces all the way to farms to use as compost right? much easier to dump into the ocean

    • @Galethvia
      @Galethvia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sadly, most people live in cities rather than farms, and city folk may not know how it works out here.

  • @thepixelcookies5433
    @thepixelcookies5433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    I told my science teacher the wind would not be that powerful. They told me to shut up!

    • @deenitchie6785
      @deenitchie6785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The Pixel Cookies I guess, for once, my dad actually has a more diplomatic answer to too many questions about what happens on a show/movie. Something doesn't make sense? So? "It's in the script"

    • @scumfuccc
      @scumfuccc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Pixel Cookies
      lol

    • @tammiemoore5067
      @tammiemoore5067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      #rude

    • @homeleipa5932
      @homeleipa5932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @lucasmartin9511
      @lucasmartin9511 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Pixel Cookies z

  • @rowanh.-s.736
    @rowanh.-s.736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’ve watched enough of these that every time I have a question as to how something works in tv shows or a movie I just hear matpat’s voice instantaneously

  • @asterm7062
    @asterm7062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    movie producer: slightly bends physics for plot convenience
    Matt: I'm boutta end this man's whole career

  • @Diana-jn1mi
    @Diana-jn1mi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Liquid water...
    “I can sell this”
    -grunkle Stan
    Gravity falls

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He gets it for free, you get it for ten dollars.

    • @sammiller1643
      @sammiller1643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thedude___dude4399 make it 30!

    • @carnagegamingproductions8890
      @carnagegamingproductions8890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Sam Miller make it 40!

    • @nguyenduyphuc3924
      @nguyenduyphuc3924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Make it $50

    • @underfire8411
      @underfire8411 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nguyenduyphuc3924 MAKE IT $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

  • @gracekim9425
    @gracekim9425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Mark Watney Botany quotes:
    "Fear my botany powers, Mars."
    "They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially colonized it. So technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!"
    "I am the greatest botanist on this planet."
    "I'm going to have to science the sh** out of this"
    "I dont have a plan for surviving four years on one year of good [...] For now, I'm well fed and have a purpose: Fix the damn radio"
    "People have speculated on how to make crop soil out of Martian dirt for decades. I'll just be putting it to the test for the first time."
    That's all I have folks!!! Tell me your favourite!

    • @justWithRight
      @justWithRight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      space pirate

    • @sebed
      @sebed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      My favorite will always be "Mark Watney. Space pirate."

    • @rage_2000
      @rage_2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s funny that he says: “fear my botanic powers Mars” because mars literally saved him from getting infected with pathogens

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justWithRight mars or mar s-crap a.k.a scrapping science not usefully anything garbage terrible

    • @orphancloud1132
      @orphancloud1132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't have my copy with me but my favorite is when NASA found out that they left Mark on Mars and I think it was Venkat but he was wondering what thinking you're abandoned and left alone on another planet does to a man and what Mark must be thinking at the moment. Then it cuts to Mark wondering why Aquaman can control whales since they're mammals.
      Next favorite had to be when they were sending a probe to Mark and someone asked if NASA was gonna send him any disco (Mark called it awful).

  • @lazze2254
    @lazze2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My dad was saying very important in the movie that they didn’t mention, Mars soil has copper in it

  • @Washy_washy
    @Washy_washy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Matpat: today we will be talking about potatoes
    Technoblade: let me introduce myself

  • @awesomecat42
    @awesomecat42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Fun Fact: Every single one of the few scientific inaccuracies I could find in The Martian are related to atmospheric density.

    • @angelmendez-rivera351
      @angelmendez-rivera351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      awesomecat42 Well, that relates to the inaccuracy of how storms are portrayed.

    • @coleschemistrychannel4172
      @coleschemistrychannel4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah, and that’s necessary for the plot

    • @lunae9209
      @lunae9209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is the thing that he wouldn't of to much oxigen instead of to less oxigen if he stayed out longer in thr begining covered by that?

    • @lunae9209
      @lunae9209 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I forgott the "Died". :(
      I forgot one of my favorite Words. What a shame

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lunae9209
      Care to try some proper grammar on that one? I know you meant too* both of those times, but the sentence still doesn't check out. Even reading your next post, I can't find where inserting the word 'died' clarifies your meaning.

  • @durdleduc8520
    @durdleduc8520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Moral of the story: The author of _The Martian_ is a genius.

    • @cosmicblox5946
      @cosmicblox5946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think you mean GUNIUS (From Markiplier)

    • @randompersondontmindme3211
      @randompersondontmindme3211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cosmicblox5946 BIG BRAIN TIME

    • @josietiffany2843
      @josietiffany2843 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He actually received an honorary degree for all the research he did for the book.

    • @Tyty1308_Ofc
      @Tyty1308_Ofc ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, as said in the About Me in the book, Paraphrased
      'He is a lifelong devoted space nerd."

  • @nicohart6781
    @nicohart6781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the greatest struggle is simply the period it takes potatoes to grow, an average of 100 days roughly. He'd have to maintain a bunch of crop cycles, but it is possible if he can manage those initial 100 days.

  • @XTFrisk
    @XTFrisk ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7 years ago. Matpat’s editing team has come a long way.

  • @AnimeRoidedLIFTER
    @AnimeRoidedLIFTER 8 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Or you could call them, Pootatos
    *puts on glasses*
    YEAAAAAHHHHH

  • @jimgalway1833
    @jimgalway1833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    i am Irish and Irish people who have had a basic lesson in history will know that it is not just possible but a means to survive for hundreds of thousands of people in the 1830s,
    so mat pat, your Irish viewers knew that it was possible.
    [but i still loved the theory, great work!]

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      But then, it all changed when the famine arrived

    • @aoifekeating1013
      @aoifekeating1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jim O'Gara until the British come and help cause one of the largest mass genocide in history

    • @anonwa4309
      @anonwa4309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Aoife Keating holy shit, i am an american of irish descent and i thought the famine was just caused by bacteria. after research, youre right. why would you take food from people that are starving??

    • @aoifekeating1013
      @aoifekeating1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      whatwhen999 ino there was food IN the country (eg carrots other veg and fruit) and it was being shipped to England (for wealthy landlords) from ports in cork and Dublin while the Irish people starved to death. The British prime minister eventually sent I believe a type of corn but gave no instruction on how to cook it so the Irish ate it raw or cooked it improperly which made it inedible and finally a tribe in India actually sent the Irish food and supplies but before the food could get to the Irish guess who stole it. The British. therefore committing the largest genocide in Irish history but many people still call it a famine.

    • @anonwa4309
      @anonwa4309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aoife Keating here in the US, we learn it was a potato “famine” yet we never learn the actual cause of it. as a student, we just kinda assumed a natural pathogen, or a drought caused it. however, we do learn how horribly irish immigrants were treated in the US. not only could they not get jobs anywere but the places no one wanted to work (people who used TNT to clear the way for railroads, skyscraper construction, etc). they were essentially killed trying to make minimum wage.

  • @idkwhatthisisforplzhelp3678
    @idkwhatthisisforplzhelp3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:47 best pun in all of your film series yet

  • @gabrielcancinos4578
    @gabrielcancinos4578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the reason why I prefer the book over the movie. In the book Mark talks a lot about how he's going to make food/water and shares every single detail, while in the movie it's either skimmed over or they just use the good ol "a wizard did it"

  • @Willaev
    @Willaev 8 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    25mph gusts of wind have a greater affect when you've only got 38% of Earth's gravity to hold you down. Might want to factor that in.

    • @thedarkknight6799
      @thedarkknight6799 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It probably would have three times the effect because it would feel like 75 mph.

    • @Mstamp176BlogspotUk
      @Mstamp176BlogspotUk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Willaev NSort of. You're being pelted with material that is half the weight it would be on Earth. And possibly also less material in general as the really thin and weak atmosphere (the Martian surface atmosphere is about 0.6-0-1% the density of Earth's) will not have the kind of power to carry as much debris.
      For the atmosphere alone, F=1ma > F=0.006ma. What's that going to do to the amount or size of debris a Martian wind can pick up?

    • @Smetanol_
      @Smetanol_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Mark's Moving Arts but we have sand storm, that increases density of atmosphere there. But I'm pretty sure even that wouldn't tear satelite dish, mounted with steel bolts.

    • @peepingtom9342
      @peepingtom9342 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Willaev Nope. Momentum of dust/wind is what is important (momentum equals velocity multiplied by mass) and though velocity is the same as on Earth due to lesser density the same volume of martian atmosphere has lesser mass thus momentum is much smaller. Gravity has nothing to do with it, it only adds vertical component of acceleration to any particle of air/dust.

    • @Mstamp176BlogspotUk
      @Mstamp176BlogspotUk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Павел Таранов It wouldn't be enough no. Curiosity has been on Mars for almost four years, scales and weighs in at just smaller than and as heavy as a small car. If Mars' storms could tip an 80-ton rocket or rip off an antenna dish, then Curiosity should be scrap by now, right?

  • @thebananamelon5065
    @thebananamelon5065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Remember Matt Damon in Team America?
    "Matt Damon"
    -Matt Damon

    • @SnifyWisper
      @SnifyWisper 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Banana Melon Matt Damon.

    • @Crystal_Dylan
      @Crystal_Dylan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Banana Melon I was just thinking that "Matt Damon"

    • @coletrainhetrick
      @coletrainhetrick 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Banana Melon They did it like that because of how stupid the doll looked and they thought it was too perfect to pass up.

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      According to Wilfred he is a God.

    • @zraw49
      @zraw49 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are three types of people well you've already seen the movie

  • @starsystem2671
    @starsystem2671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    as an astrophysicist thats why i loved the book so much. its the only sci-fi book i have ever read that actually pays attention to real world science. love it

  • @gggdfcc9999
    @gggdfcc9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The book was so good though. Even if the science is a little off it is still interesting to hear the possibility of survival and thoughts of Mark

  • @DrLongWang
    @DrLongWang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Living on only on the potato, can it happen. Ireland. Bam.

    • @sarahstanley7913
      @sarahstanley7913 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aiden Potter yeah

    • @ThatGuy-zc7ob
      @ThatGuy-zc7ob 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aiden Potter you do know that is A stereotypical and B racist because of the famine

    • @byronmcdonald8076
      @byronmcdonald8076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your mistaking 'Irish' for 'Canadian' ;)

    • @sarahstanley7913
      @sarahstanley7913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TwoTin Cans dude like everyone agreeing *is* irish amd yes, I LOVE PATOETOES
      thats what i call potatoes

    • @crob3545
      @crob3545 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Byron McDonald Nope hes not

  • @theultimateusukfan
    @theultimateusukfan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I vote we put matt on mars to see if he can survive on mars.

    • @raw7504
      @raw7504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he'll die and the thing on Martian is fake to not everything can happen in that movie

    • @genericperson5386
      @genericperson5386 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +LastCentury Gamer 0-100 real quick

    • @raw7504
      @raw7504 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      what?

    • @CommanderKatelyn
      @CommanderKatelyn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Next episode of Matpat's Game Lab confirmed

    • @CommanderKatelyn
      @CommanderKatelyn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (Although not game related)

  • @hinthdarkshot2117
    @hinthdarkshot2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He didn't survive on only potatoes. The purpose of the potatoes was calories, he was taking necessary vitamin supplements, but the potatoes were for calories. In the book, he only used his feces in the book to avoid disease. The water was soaked. We can do a Collab if you want to talk more.

  • @crispincrotty4791
    @crispincrotty4791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sasha is proud.

  • @retroguy9843
    @retroguy9843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    You seam to have forgotten that he wears a space suite everytime he's outside therefore lowering the amount of dirt inhaled

    • @yunofun
      @yunofun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But how much time does he really spend outside? Seems that the vast vast vast majority of his time is spent inside and a large chunk of that in a room with a dirt floor... Then you have to look at it as an average, and that day the room blew up is probably going to skew the average a bit higher.
      At any rate the point is moot since what was given was really a worst case scenario which was found to be pretty much harmless so anything that lowers exposure doesn't really change the conclusion.

    • @forgetfulnightmares
      @forgetfulnightmares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay. First . Are you the real sans
      And second. I'm in spaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccçcccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
      And third . That movie is sooo roing

    • @icarue993
      @icarue993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yu nofun, I think part of why we inhale so much dirt is the air (and dust) so I don't think there is much wind inside, hence a bit more safe (than safe)

    • @tyconislife8387
      @tyconislife8387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He wears a space room?

    • @CheeseGrater-cp1de
      @CheeseGrater-cp1de 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seem*

  • @stevegovea1
    @stevegovea1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I'm glad the movie science the shit out of it.

    • @andy4an
      @andy4an 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Steve Govea then you would LOVE the book. it goes even deeper!

    • @OlafLesniak
      @OlafLesniak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So basically the movie didn't research anything since the book already did its job.

    • @MrQwerts007
      @MrQwerts007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +weesh ful the book is awfully written

    • @shadyblue1073
      @shadyblue1073 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Steve Govea Next episode: Who is vault boy?

    • @andy4an
      @andy4an 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MrQwerts007
      in what way? which hard sci-fi books would you recommend as good examples of the genre?

  • @snomvish
    @snomvish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    how is this so old? I swear it has been just a year AT MOST since it came out!(also thanks for helping me out with these AMI assignments Mat)

  • @apaplata1778
    @apaplata1778 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:17 If you read the book it is acctualy comfirmed that he has Vitamin an d Mineral supliments and that he has enough for years

  • @cuhnor
    @cuhnor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I don't know if you take requests but I'd love it if you'd do the science of the flash

    • @cuhnor
      @cuhnor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The TV show of course

    • @MrInvisibleJ
      @MrInvisibleJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Just Knife Bro based on his reactions to comments on gametheory, yes, h MatPat should take requests

    • @lucasnicht3347
      @lucasnicht3347 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MrInvisibleJ
      h MatPat

    • @heyhello6972
      @heyhello6972 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Just Knife Bro yes I want that now

    • @Katosepe
      @Katosepe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Just Knife Bro What science would that be? Don't get me wrong, I love the show but it is about as non-scientific or realistic as a show can possibly be. Maybe you can think of a plausible concept from the show though that I can't think of?

  • @theCodyReeder
    @theCodyReeder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Liked for that Audible joke! lol

    • @kittcat1231
      @kittcat1231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Cody'sLab
      Ah! Cody! Are you thinking about going on a potato diet?? oh dear...

    • @Butter12321
      @Butter12321 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol I just got to the joke in the video when I read your comment.

    • @russia1305
      @russia1305 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never thought i would see you here haha

    • @moritzlangwallner9752
      @moritzlangwallner9752 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look its two of my favourite channels on one page! Love your Vids Cody.

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey cody

  • @nickademus30
    @nickademus30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me: I hate you, Matpat.
    My taste in youtubers, films, games, channels and stupid love for puns: Are you sure about that?
    (Jk Mat ur great)

  • @thefallenempire9325
    @thefallenempire9325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    There's one thing Matt forgot to factor in at the final part of the theory, Damon was in a space suit, thus making it so he can't inhale any of the dirt from the outside air, and though he would get some from the dirt and what was tracked in from the suit, it would be far less than what you calculated, he could get said sickness, yes, but it would take far longer, and be less likely/severe.

  • @matthewhausmann4655
    @matthewhausmann4655 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    bruh, he's in a space suit most of the time... so hell consume ALLLLLOT less soil

    • @thatonechildthatuhatelmaol5512
      @thatonechildthatuhatelmaol5512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "hell."

    • @matthewhausmann4655
      @matthewhausmann4655 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      woooooooooow, derp

    • @jaselee117
      @jaselee117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he brought the soil into the station to plant his potatos in, so he actually always in the vicinity of it so he would consume more soil than what Mat said

    • @matthewhausmann4655
      @matthewhausmann4655 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh did u even SEE the movie? plus, the prediction matpat said was based on earth standards, where there is soil literally EVERYWHERE in the ATMOSPHERE. I emphasized atmosphere cuz mars has none, so soil wouldn't stick in the air anywhere but inside the station which he isnt inside much and hasn't had much time to accumulate any soil in the air, so actually he WOULD consume less soil so BOOM!!!#R3KT

    • @johnny4904
      @johnny4904 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Matthew Hausmann the cringe is consuming me

  • @Emily-pv3kg
    @Emily-pv3kg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I was expecting something like the end of the first "exposing dory" video. He would admit defeat and then reveal something saving his theory.

    • @dollunthesavag3352
      @dollunthesavag3352 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This came out long before that theory.

    • @Emily-pv3kg
      @Emily-pv3kg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Dalan Stevens Oh...

    • @iamjp1
      @iamjp1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emily Smith ouch

  • @johndoe1909
    @johndoe1909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Actually the science in the martian is pretty good. The storm thingy was really the only real problem and the author even has a foreword in his book where he explains the physics and the imposibility of the storm being a real problem. So andy weir used the storm with artistic license and he knew it and informed about it.

  • @GimX3
    @GimX3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "And potatoes have a lot of pretty much everything!"
    Vitamin A and B: *0%*

    • @odinzed6336
      @odinzed6336 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'll be ok without that. And mattpat pointed that he had vitamin pills.

  • @vincentrose8725
    @vincentrose8725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    So, wait. The whole thing is completely accurate, except for the first scene. So that means it isn't completely accurate.

    • @monkeydetonation
      @monkeydetonation 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Vincent Rose I think the end where he
      SPOILERS
      Propelled himself like iron man was a load of crap.

    • @ButItWasBuddah
      @ButItWasBuddah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah but thats only a setup. The point of the film was the survival, not the storm.

    • @SlayeRhun66
      @SlayeRhun66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      +Vincent Rose Well they needed to somehow lose Matt in the beginning. They couldn't just pull a "Home Alone" and forget him there.

    • @fucjk2141
      @fucjk2141 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +alsoaVinn how did he get stuck on mars in the book? i haven't read it only watched the film

    • @DragonTrainer201
      @DragonTrainer201 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +alsoaVinn To be fair, it'd be difficult to figure out another way to strand him. Hmm... Maybe he could've fallen off a cliff instead, but survived due to the lower gravity. Would the others go look for his body in that scenario, though?

  • @Kukainis
    @Kukainis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    so you addressed the growing potatoes credibility but not the scene where he fixed the highly pressurized module with a piece of plastic bag and a duck tape ?

    • @XxTheProElitexX
      @XxTheProElitexX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      +Kukainis What happened there is actually possible as long as he created a seal and made it strong enough then in theory it could hold the pressure inside.

    • @RabbitsInBlack
      @RabbitsInBlack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      +Kukainis NASA uses velcro and duct tape. And it works. Pilots flew planes fix with duct tape. IT just works.

    • @XxTheProElitexX
      @XxTheProElitexX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Because ductape fixes everything. It is the greatest invention of all time lol.

    • @jameshaywood2288
      @jameshaywood2288 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That is actually possible - I have used duct tape as an airtight seal under pressure before.

    • @breka3482
      @breka3482 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The wonders of duct tape, that should be a book

  • @lucasseakins8920
    @lucasseakins8920 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was eating a carrot while watching this video..

  • @NicBics
    @NicBics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it's like what i used to say, "can't have dirty dirt!"

  • @nickm8355
    @nickm8355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I literally just ate a carrot
    WELL BLOODY THANKS MAN

    • @brianfink73
      @brianfink73 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love carrots

    • @therobot1080
      @therobot1080 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I ❤poop its so yummy

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It should be fine since you washed it... You did wash it... Right?

    • @agenttombstone1018
      @agenttombstone1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Edward Richards 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@agenttombstone1018 ... Really? Really B R U H

  • @vitorlessa8244
    @vitorlessa8244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    100 mg of dirt per day on earth, where we dont use helmets to breath, but on mars he does, so the amount of dirt would be less than 100 mg per day right?

    • @hologrampizza5432
      @hologrampizza5432 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      He's working with dirt without a helmet on in the movie.

    • @Parzival-cd9ih
      @Parzival-cd9ih 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The reason why he would be inhaling the dirt is that he had to plant the potatoes inside and in the movie it is just a section of the Hab (fancy name for his fancy NASA shelter). However in the book he actually had to cover the entire surface of the floor and the 5 other bunks of his crew ages and some lab tables to no matter where he went he was inhaling it. Also he was only using the helmets for working outside as he only had a limited amount of suit filters.

    • @vincentganiron6864
      @vincentganiron6864 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No when farming he removes his helmet

    • @Outwardpd
      @Outwardpd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was the average for a person, he was working with the dirt itself constantly stirring it up, so he was likely actually getting more than average.

    • @andy4an
      @andy4an 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Vítor Lessa wait...
      i thought the 100mg of dirt per day was via our diets. Presumably the food we eat ultimately comes from the ground, and we get it that way. Does it really make sense that city dwellers INHALE 100mg of dirt per day?

  • @falseaviationcorps6232
    @falseaviationcorps6232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t think you are ok losing this one.

  • @gabby_5820
    @gabby_5820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for saving me 6 years for science classes

  • @theobserver314
    @theobserver314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    Three words:
    Minecraft Potato Farms
    Or
    One Word:
    Ireland

    • @rocketslime6094
      @rocketslime6094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      PHILOSOPHICAL THINKER ok jacksepticeye

    • @kani841
      @kani841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rocketsans 2 *IRISH NOISESSS*

    • @jamesmcmorrow7699
      @jamesmcmorrow7699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha so true I'm from Ireland and I have potatoes nearly every meal😂

    • @generaldurchbruchmuller7284
      @generaldurchbruchmuller7284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought on this to... we learned this in english class, that the people of Ireland lived just of potatoes and fish

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@generaldurchbruchmuller7284 that's so wrong.
      its just potatoes, not that many fish actually.

  • @thelucadavis6644
    @thelucadavis6644 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    In almost every Matpat video I see people writing long paragraphs about scientific studies and stuff when Matpat just proved their points.

  • @elliel4736
    @elliel4736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Martian, the only movie MatPat can't debunk.

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A category 1 hurricane can't tip a rocket over? That's a new one.

  • @araposkulo
    @araposkulo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    if the science in a science fiction is true, then it isn't science fiction anymore.... is it?

    • @VeeBeat7
      @VeeBeat7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      +egw esu It's a HARD science fiction. Hard science fiction means it's still fictional science (e.g. the spaceship to Mars) but it's scientifically accurate. Normal science fiction is something like Star Wars or Back to the Future 2.

    • @FinalScarMC
      @FinalScarMC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      +egw esu The story is still fiction so it is still science fiction.

    • @Universal-qt9gs
      @Universal-qt9gs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +FinalScar
      It makes it SCI-fi not sci-FI

    • @bobisbob3733
      @bobisbob3733 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +AstralHex Actually going to Mars isn't fiction anymore. NASA can do it. They want to do it. The only problem is money and people willing to spend a long time going to and from mars and stopping to do research or something in the middle.

    • @LeoBeastmode
      @LeoBeastmode 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Bob is Bob Even if NASA goes to mars and someone wrote a story like this, its still fiction unless its a documentary of true events.

  • @claireglory
    @claireglory 8 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    they hired scientists while creating this movie.
    BUT HEY, THIS IS NOT A THEORY. A COMMENTARY THEORY.

    • @TheBrokenLife
      @TheBrokenLife 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      +green house Actually, no... Andy Weir researched all of this stuff himself as he was writing the novel. He spent hundreds of hours pouring over all of these details, in his words, "for fun".
      I'm sure there were consultants on the movie set for this or that, but Weir covered all of the hard science with near perfect accuracy all by himself.

    • @olliewills1227
      @olliewills1227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read a interview and article by the author and apparently NASA took a interest (one of his buddys worked for nasa) so he kept on referring to NASA for help with the science after a while and got them to check it through. He did do a lot of his own research though.

    • @TheBrokenLife
      @TheBrokenLife 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oliver Wills
      I have read/seen quite the opposite several times. Can you provide a link?

    • @olliewills1227
      @olliewills1227 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Maxwelhse BBC focus magazine issue 287 (November). I cab send you a photo if you gI've me some sort of contact.

    • @olliewills1227
      @olliewills1227 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Oliver Wills Can not cab sorry.

  • @santimagine213
    @santimagine213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe I have been watching Film Theory for 5 years.

  • @injuredoutdoorsman9011
    @injuredoutdoorsman9011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone in Idaho, Russia and Ireland saying, “duh, you can survive off potatoes”

  • @gavin5410
    @gavin5410 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    In the book (and I believe the movie), Watney points out that he's growing potatoes for the calories, and doesn't need anything else from them because he has well over enough of basically everything in pill form.

    • @gavin5410
      @gavin5410 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, it's said in both the film and the book that feces isn't usually used as a raw fertilizer because of the pathogens you could get from it, but that's it's fine is his situation because he'll just be getting his own back. I'm pretty sure that he didn't use his crewmates feces either, just his own.

    • @dagfinissocool
      @dagfinissocool 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He does use some of Johansen's I think it is but it's freezedried or whatever so I guess it's alright.

    • @Smidday1
      @Smidday1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he just had a scat fetish for her

  • @user-lh3km4dg6i
    @user-lh3km4dg6i 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Guess you could call him (drum roll) an ASStronaut ;)

  • @saharafortner4177
    @saharafortner4177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “We’ll let it slide.”
    Cinema Sins: *shook*

  • @Defnot_tam._.
    @Defnot_tam._. ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can't believe this is from 2016

  • @stevenadkins4684
    @stevenadkins4684 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    *cough* Irish eating nothing but potato's before the great potato famine *cough*

    • @comicbstudios
      @comicbstudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +steven adkins (theultimategamer25) And the point of this comment is?

    • @fejadooley6022
      @fejadooley6022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +steven adkins (theultimategamer25) yeah they survived brilliantly though didnt they?

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +steven adkins (theultimategamer25) That was due to not having any sort of crop rotation, thus removing almost all of the nutrients from the soil effectively preventing them from growing more.

    • @kingxdedede7327
      @kingxdedede7327 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +steven adkins (theultimategamer25) Same thought

    • @jacksonzamora352
      @jacksonzamora352 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Shining Darkness That might have had an impact on yields but it was a disease that killed off the potatoes they were growing.

  • @PokemonBoy12
    @PokemonBoy12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    where the heck is part 3 of doctor who

    • @mikkmakk901
      @mikkmakk901 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Pokemon Alpha boy 12 That was 5 years ago!
      oh wait, it´s not out yet? geez! all this time-travelling makes my head spin...

    • @PokemonBoy12
      @PokemonBoy12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MadsBjoern1 ´ I know right

    • @Hi-nm2xe
      @Hi-nm2xe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doctor who sucks so bad

    • @PokemonBoy12
      @PokemonBoy12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DREXPLODE (slaps forehead) and walks away form

    • @mikkmakk901
      @mikkmakk901 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      DREXPLODE i´ll need to go back and change that won´t i?

  • @swagopedia7649
    @swagopedia7649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thank u mat u literally just got me an A in science ur a god

  • @matthewhinojosa4642
    @matthewhinojosa4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot that martian soil is highly radioactive due to the exposure to the sun with no magnetic field

    • @IamGrimalkin
      @IamGrimalkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really, radiation does not work like that.
      You might have got that idea from hearing about things near chernobyl becoming radioactive, but that was because they got radioactive *material* spread over them, not because they were irradiated.
      Some compounds do become slightly radioactive after being irradiated, but you need an awful lot of radiation to do that, and when you do they usually have a short half-life so don't stay radioactive for long.

  • @XZenon
    @XZenon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    So basically we're ready to go then, right?

    • @tobi888100
      @tobi888100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +FieryWingedAngel Planned missions to Mars in the 2030s, which is when this movie took place.

    • @XZenon
      @XZenon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jakisuaki I'd say we'll be ready in the 2020s.

    • @tobi888100
      @tobi888100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +FieryWingedAngel Unlikely, there's too much planning to finnish in less than a decade. We'll just have to wait and see. My guess is we'll be seeing a lot of robotic missions to Mars in the 2020s to prepare for manned missions in the 2030s.

    • @XZenon
      @XZenon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed.

    • @benjaminroark7708
      @benjaminroark7708 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +FieryWingedAngel My god, an intelligent discussion on TH-cam. We are making progress.

  • @xisumavoid
    @xisumavoid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    Bum Brownies :-D That made me chuckle. I liked this movie, but it quickly became obvious it would be a happy ending and that Made it less interesting for me. Although Matt Damon's will to survive was entertaining. Welcome back Matt! We almost got rid of ya :-P

    • @presstwo
      @presstwo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +xisumavoid hey i used to watch your vids a long time ago, back when i was interested in minecraft :D good to see ur channel is still going :)

    • @arceusgamer1771
      @arceusgamer1771 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      omg xisuma

    • @a1jrjfbjfkwnajjdbdkdnxbjfj867
      @a1jrjfbjfkwnajjdbdkdnxbjfj867 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      x!!

    • @chadstav5525
      @chadstav5525 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I didn't know you watched film theory :)

    • @loicfranck3379
      @loicfranck3379 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

  • @xanadu1215
    @xanadu1215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was a great video: Thank you
    The audio book (unabridged) was Awesome.

  • @niclasthygekromand1195
    @niclasthygekromand1195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Living of nothing but spuds for 400 days seems absurd right?”
    Jacksepticeye laughs in the background
    “Oh you silly man”

  • @evanbackhouse7
    @evanbackhouse7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The title seems like it was written by a 5 year old

  • @simoniversen366
    @simoniversen366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    He isnt just a botanist, HE IS MARS’ BEST BOTANIST!!!🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
    Ohhhhh... you said it...

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *We skim over the fact he is the only sentient being on Mars*

    • @sbearup1506
      @sbearup1506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thedude___dude4399 A space poop-pirate, that is.

    • @buddy3590
      @buddy3590 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captain blondebeard ;)

    • @erickrayos
      @erickrayos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he's the first pirate that colonized mars.

    • @0623kaboom
      @0623kaboom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      when you are the only one he is also Mars' worst botanist ...

  • @reneesorrels7098
    @reneesorrels7098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This Taught Me More then A Full year Of School

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *didn’t know that Jason Bourne went to Mars by taking a dump and farming potatoes for survival*

  • @SpaceDoggoWithCheese
    @SpaceDoggoWithCheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Dont forget... The electro magnetic field of mars is 40 tume weaker then earth... So solar radiation will kick him in the pokeballs

    • @atmosrepair
      @atmosrepair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not to mention the radiation he was exposed to in the rover, sitting there with a uranium core.

    • @DanS044
      @DanS044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Curt's Clocks - The Atmos Repair Specialist
      Yeah but in the movie he said (para-phrasing) “This thing could explode and is probably definitely giving me a cancer”

    • @yangkong7935
      @yangkong7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@atmosrepair In the movie, even worse. PLUTONIUM!

    • @djcuevas1057
      @djcuevas1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@atmosrepair the RTG is completely safe as long as it remains intact. Those things are remarkably reliable, but if it ever cracked he's a dead man.

    • @derronmendel9650
      @derronmendel9650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wouldn't the space suit shield him from the radiation, much like a lead blanked during an x-ray?

  • @Kaizer-qe7kk
    @Kaizer-qe7kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    fun fact: Andy Weir (the author of the book) actually mentioned the inaccuracy of the storm. The original draft had Watney left stranded as the result of an engine test, but he changed it because he wanted nature to get the first shot in.

  • @courtlybrick3197
    @courtlybrick3197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is actually the funniest Film Theory ever

  • @bagduster9381
    @bagduster9381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "into unsuspecting Matt Damons" idk why but that part got me

  • @BluenosedCash75
    @BluenosedCash75 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    7:31 the channel said it was game theory not film theory

    • @BluenosedCash75
      @BluenosedCash75 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +amda246/BluenosedCash75 but who cares

    • @thetraveler8225
      @thetraveler8225 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +amda246/BluenosedCash75 Same person m8

    • @BluenosedCash75
      @BluenosedCash75 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Traveler I know that they are the same person

    • @thetraveler8225
      @thetraveler8225 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      amda246/BluenosedCash75 Ya....

    • @chrisevantapman
      @chrisevantapman 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +amda246/BluenosedCash75 but doesn't he have two separate channels for that?

  • @tiggerthemighty8279
    @tiggerthemighty8279 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Wait a second. I thought that emoji stood for chocolate ice cream. IT HAD CUTE EYEBALLS AND A SMILEY FACE! NOW YOU TELL ME IT WAS A POOP EMOJI???
    So much of my online childhood makes sense now.

    • @TiagoBatista-uc8nm
      @TiagoBatista-uc8nm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD

    • @mindzaj8399
      @mindzaj8399 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ROFL I almost died coughing from laughing

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Childhood? It just recently came out not too long ago. So what are you now, a child or a young teen?

    • @insanehaze4756
      @insanehaze4756 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Matthew Bunn batman kills harry poter and a little poop emoji kills dead pool. I'm sorry :-; xD

    • @cyber_slash8610
      @cyber_slash8610 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Matthew Bunn no he doesn't!

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Unsuspecting Matt Damons"

  • @crimsonw1ld829
    @crimsonw1ld829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow this movie is much more scientific than I first thought, its beautiful to see some real science

  • @dustinfirestone5319
    @dustinfirestone5319 8 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    This is a 'shitty' theory. Eh eh?

  • @Nicole-Njtrg15
    @Nicole-Njtrg15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "try as I might to science the sh*t out of these scenes." I get the reference and it's very funny.

    • @bazinga479
      @bazinga479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      reference? Its a joke, not a reference...

    • @MichaelGreen831
      @MichaelGreen831 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      madder than hatter why can't it be both?

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No you guys, if you watched the CinemaSins video, you'd get that it IS a reference.

    • @joshwhite4305
      @joshwhite4305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but a joke can be a reference if not then I'm f*****

    • @Just_A_Random_Person_908
      @Just_A_Random_Person_908 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proclaimed Lol that line got me too

  • @Zukie-
    @Zukie- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Film Theory Topic: Potatoes
    Technoblade: Im Listening

  • @paigeblack9619
    @paigeblack9619 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this channel so much!