CHOKE ME LIKE YOU CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME
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LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE ME WHEN YOU LOVE ME
wow 8 seconds ago
love you
omg
Whaaaaaaluigi does drugs
Don't worry, we love u.
“You don’t want to blend into the crowd...” he says, explaining how to disperse a crowd.
What's up one topic:))
topicey wopicey? you watch jack?
Ayyeee, your here
Hello!
HI!
Sean: Jackland? Seanland? Meland?
Me, an intellectual: McGloughland
YES
Y E S
*this is the way*
THIS IS THE WAY
THATS TOP OF THE MORRNIN' TO YA!!!
Sounds like Minecraft with corpse and sykkuno is a must have 🤔
*"syunkko"*
@@taylreiiinss OOPS- HAHSHA I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
Pls yes
Tina and Fusley too..... u said minecraft my bad... I love to see them in among us!!!!
Yeeeeeesssssssss
Crewmate: *gets brutally murdered*
Jack: This is cute.
Yis
Kinda sus
Sean is the imposter
Hey I'm really inspired by Jack. It would be amazing if you checked my videos out :D
@@EgoKen Na
“This place has about...”
Seán’s brain probably: quick, MATH
*Big Shaq has entered the chat*
Wow that was fast
@Percy Jackson I don't know if I should help. The books say you have a trident from your father, Poseidon.
@@krewlex_ghost wrong, he got a sword named anaclusmos/riptide from his dad and a shield from his half brother, of whom is a cyclops. wat up og fans?
here's a sad spoiler for trials of apollo
JASON DIES!!!
@@chadgray3976 In my defense, it's been a while.
Jack:"My names not even jack!"
Me: "I know that SEAN"
Lol
"Going to storm ireland and take it back." "From who?" "It doesn't matter."
That's got to be the most Irish thing I've ever heard.
Unus Annus: everything is legal when you’re dead
Seán: everything is legal if you don’t get caught
Everything is free if you run fast enough
He is kinda right tho
If you dead you can't do anything
Everything is free if your invisible to the human population
neither are wrong
Especially tax fraud
Jack: "Drink coffee stupid!"
Also Jack: - sips some *water* -
damn your comment got liked
I would like this comment but it has 669 likes and I can't ruin that.
Nice
@@Caprisonslurp you can like it now :)
Jack: "Drink coffee stupid!"
Also Jack: - sips some water -
His fans: Drink coffee stupid!
the video: memes
Jacksepticeye: *Starts teaching parts of ireland*
*gets out of school after mainly learning about land forms and such* *screams when he hears "ok now pets learn something"*
Jack: *asks innocently* Would you follow me into a battle?
Jack: *holds out a real fucking axe*
Jack: *innocent deep voice* Would you come to pillage a village with me?
Ireland and Britain for the last 800 years: "MY LAND"
Jack liked
Northern ireland is uk
@@iamme5913 northen Ireland is in ireland not britain
Is for me
@@zenithchan1646 no it isnt ffs
Jack is just in a Polyamorous marriage with everyone he’s ever played a video game with
Oof
I miss his collab w/ h2oDelirious... Dept was fun!
Why does he have an axe beside him
@@slyriddle968 he has done a collab with delirious and i didn't know!? I feel ashamed of myself....
LMAO he better fucking read your comment 😭😂
I like how Jack saw himself kill someone and said “this is cute”
when jack’s voice crack it sounded like dr doofenshmirtz
doofenshmirtz evil inc!
The title sounds like CORPSE was having a stroke when recording his song.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
@@azadielspace1897 , same
@@beatricebui9974 ...twitter. And it was in the video😂
11:13 for everyone who will be asking.
@@beatricebui9974 Yeah, it was in the video but I just used the title because I didn't wanna find a time stamp.
Sounds like one of sweet Anitas tics
Corpse and Jack honestly have a very wholesome friendship and I Have never loved anything more
Same
yes
Can't forget about sykuwu
I keep refreshing and this comment gets like 20 likes a second. Wow
sykkuno: 👁💧👄💧👁
Jack, about Ireland: We like you, we just don't want to live near you.
Me: I have found where I belong
“Oh mama I’ve been this for a long time...8 years!....In Azkaban!” ✋🏻😭
That shit had me laughing WAY harder than it should have. I replayed it like 7 times, laughing harder each time. Oof.
“Jackland. Seánland.”
Me, an intellectual: McLoughland
I came to the comments to say EXACTLY this.
GENIUS!
I don't understand, it's just his name, Sean McLaughland
Same, it truly was a missed opportunity
I LITERALLY ONLY CAM ON COMMENTS TO FIND THE OTHERS 😂😂😂
Is anyone else noticing how long Jack’s eyelashes are? It’s pretty isn’t it
complimenting a man’s eyelashes shouldn’t be controversial, i have adorable fking eyelashes and i’m a MANLY MAN
holy shit now I can't stop looking at his eyes
Hopefully corpse likes it * anime girl laugh*
TF
HOLY SHIT I WANT TO MAKE HIM AS A ANIME CHARACTER BUT WITH EYE LASHES OMFGGGGG
“8 years...............in Azkaban”
I can’t😂😂😂😂
Jack: "will you come pillage a village with me?"
Me: grabs a homemade sword and nods respectfully
me with my japanese weapons: "Yes absolutely"
Jack: “drink coffee stupid”
Also Jack: *sips water*
SFW
IQ - 1000000000000000000
Dude has a coffee That’s the ironic part
Well, there's also the fact that some of us would get a heart attack if we did drink coffee, just saying.
@@Johny433 yeah, but survival of the fittest. If you're gonna die to some beans, then.....
I can't believe he's talking about taking Ireland for himself and didn't use the opportunity to call it Mcloughland
literally what i just said, thank you
Pls I was just thinking this
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!! JACK BE DOING A SEAN (sorry for not placing the foda there) MCLANDCING
Could we have toss boy back
Crap. I just put that XD
Jack: "You don't sneeze very often"
My Allergies: "Am I a joke to you?"
My nose: *laughs in cold air*
7:08
Ireland: *social distancing before it was cool*
me: **staring at a ceilings**
Jack: ***CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME***
me: **say LESS**
Sus
@I Am KevinBB x2 nani?
O.o
@I Am KevinBB x2 😔👍
@I Am KevinBB x2 why u ask for this every time? Whatcha tryna prove?
Jack based on that title please blink twice if you are being held captive
He definitely is
Hello.
Hi Justin
0:12
6:26 HE DID IT
sean: "its not crime if you dont get cought" also sean: ding ding ding AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
5:45
the game: **me going to sleep after a long day of doing nothing**
0.01%: **The assignment that was due last minute**
Sean: “I should just critique your memes.”
Me: “So a... Meme Review?”
*I see what you did there.*
..... dammit
I loaded the replies 57 seconds after jack added that reply. I can feel jack
@@jacksepticeye 😯
:o
Sean: "Its about to become Jackland! Seanland! ...MYLAND!"
My Brain: Mcloughland
I think this is officially one of my favorite comments I’ve seen🤣
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one to think of this. 😄
Oh no its good
NO! Samland 💚 👁
BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
2:53 the fact that i used that wild kratts picture for my class a few days ago is crazy, also its an amazing show! just like all the old shows on pbs kids
My brain when he said “HOT CHOCOLATE BABY”: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Nobody:
Not A single soul:
Jack: What's the point of having subscribers on youtube if their not going to raid a country with you
*me sweating in australian 24 million population*
U mean Seán we exposed his real name
Well what did I say, coward?
The Scandinavian vikings shall sail with Jack into the battle!
@@ShadzeriosFIN SEÁN NOT JACK
"It's not crime if you don't get caught" = "Everything's legal when your dead"
[laughs in tax fraud]
Unus Annus Unus Annus
Memento Mori
Post mortem
M e m e n t o M o r i. U n u s A n n u s.
the "zoe-boo-ma-f--" kills me everytime lmao
Same
Me,a northern Irish person when Jack talks about northern Ireland for like 2 seconds: *happy noises*
imposter: *crushes crewmate against the whiteboard, smashing their entire top half into oblivion*
seán: “that’s cute”
“Mom, mom stop cooking dinner. Mom, no, put my brother down.” Idk why but I just thought he was saying the brother was the dinner xD (9:51)
It was... It was.......
Now I read it I thought when he meant "put my brother down" well you know, let him go and die
same XD
I read put him down as kill him 😂😬
McLough-Land
No one:
Me, screaming at the fact that I haven't seen Wild Kratts in YEARS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes someone else who has see the show.
WildCratts, Electric Company, and Arthur were my childhood
HECK YES (*Kratts ;) btw) also Ruff Ruff Man.
"CHOKE ME LIKE YOU CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME LOWKEY WANNA CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME" had me cackling
choke me in the library 😄😄
11:06
Seán: "I'll tell you what happened"
Me: "unas annus died"
What's unus annus
Don’t make me cry like that
@@tetsuroukuroo4555 get out
@@thebumhead3169 I'm sorry, I'm taking it hard too
@@tetsuroukuroo4555 ..... Unus Annus is ..... Wait you don't know what it is
Me: *works on a meme for hours, trying to make jack laugh
Jack: this meme is shit
*cries in potato*
Only Jack can do an accurate Corpse impression and have a terrible voice crack in the same 20 minute video.
the title: “choke me”
my brain: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME
I- call me out why don't you-
TRHATR HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD ALL DAY I CLICKED THIS VIDEO SO FAST
Yeah my mind went straight to corpses
Low key wanna date me ( is that the next lyric? 🤣)
Choke me like you choke me but you choke me
“My name’s not even jack!”
Every 9 year old: what other lies have I been told by the council?
santa and the easter bunny for starters
@@Spectarium Santa isn't real ?
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
@@varun_4125 oh my god, who could have known
His favorite color isnt green :)
"Let's just throw in Sykunno!"
10:11 I cannot hear or see the phrase "mom says its my turn on the Xbox" without hearing Courtney from Smosh in my head dancing and rapping the same phrase on TNTL 😂😂😂
“It’s not crime if you don’t get caught”
-jacksepticeye, 2020
I mean...is he wrong👀
gruncle stan
Then Jack gets caught
@@bethanyvanek6669 now that would be a Crime
@@dimreaper8883 omg truee
I can totally understand the phone conversation!!
Why do i always see you
why am i early to this
Explain
@@sections3263 SAME?
It’s like from Charlie Brown
Jack: "Look it's not the shiny reflections so much as it is everything that works in tandem."
Me with a office laptop that doesn't even have a GPU: "I couldn't agree with you more."
"MY NAME ISN'T EVEN *JACK*!"
Yeah right, Jack. We know all your tricks. You can't fool us.
"BUY MY COFFEE!"
"I prefer hot chocolate."
"But wait there's more... HOT CHOCOLATE MIX!"
"Wait they've got peppermint chocolate? That's my favorite!"
Yee
That exists?
My guy lost. His. Shit. I was like "I'm gonna try Sean's coffee one of these days" and instead of "$13 shipping for some beans?!", he was like "HE MAKES HOT CHOCOLATE SO WHEN YOU ORDER IT ORDER ME SOME HOT CHOCOLATE TOO I WANT IT BY XMAS PLEASE THX LOVEYOU."
I want some to but it's so expensive
Totally didn't immediately go buy both tubs of hot chocolate...xD
"It's about to be Jackland. Seanland!"
But.. but Sean Mclough-land
(If you're wondering, it's at 8:31)
* y e s *
This land Is Your-Land, this land is My-Land, from California, to the Sean Mclough-Land XD
omg you're a genius
yes
Yes I was like ugh
'pillage a village' - i love this little word combo right here
JACKCEPTICEYE: "I'm a marketing genius nobody is on my level" VINCE: Am I a joke to you?
Jack: “are you proud of yourself?”
Also Jack: “I’m very proud of you”
*Duality. That’s deep, Jack.*
Speech 10000000
IQ I N F I N I T Y
His name is Sean i think
@@rommelsolis1859 I know, and yes. But I use jack because not everyone knows
I didnt say any of this
“It’s not a crime if you don’t get caught”
-Jacksepticeye 2020
cyberpunk reference BEBE
*cough* the dance of italy *cough*
" No cop, No stop" - my drivers ed class.
@@zai7992 woahwoahwoah
Why, is that not true..
The 0,01% is corpse killing you while doing wires😂😂
7:30 Ireland, the OG social distancing
Jacksepticeye: Drink coffee stupid
Also jacksepticeye: **drinking water**
water- is just virgin coffee
YES
This played as I read it, perfect
13:03 this cracked me up. 🤣
Jack: explaining that he's going to take over Ireland
Also Jack: screws up it's population by about 1.3million
“8 years IN AZCABAN”
Potterheads: YES JACK
YES THATS WHAT I SAID
Azkaban* sorry, OCD
@@arnitaa3188
lmfao can relate
AHAHAJSKSKHOi i havent seen any more comments talking about this lol
"That's not a lot of people on such a large landmass"
*Canadian laughter echoing across the tundra* "Silly Sean"
This is exactly the joke I came here to make lol
As a Canadian (Manitoban) I can confirm
yeah, tell me about it
Finland: "Amateurs!" 😂🇫🇮
You can span Calgary in a day by bike..... But the moment you exit it's just...... *Nothing*
Me: half asleep. Jack as loud as he can:ITS MEME TIME EVERYBODY
I like how when Sean takes a sip of his water, he just sucks *air*
Nah there’s a straw
I don’t know why I decided to comment
"it's about to become Jackland, Seanland, my land"
he should have said Sean Mcloughland
I said jackseptic- island
That’s a good one 😂
No he should have said Septicisle Like I named my Animal Crossing island.
mcLAUGHland
ahhh you beat me to it...
When Jack raids Ireland with all of his subscribers, he should name it “Sean McLoughland”
Yes.
y e s
I love the All Might profile picture
That’s what I thought too!!
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"8 YEARS... in azkaban-"
this is why i love jack.
I absolutely LOVE Jack's sneeze enthusiasm. I have a wide range of sneezes myself ranging from cute lil kitten sneeze to over the top obnoxious possible earthquake sneeze.
Also, I have this thing where I sneeze because of the sun or bright lights. It's called ACHOO syndrome.....yeah.....😊
Sameee, anytime I tell people that happens to me they dont believe me until they're next to me when I'm having a sneezing fit while my eyes adjust to the light😅
Jack: -pitching his coffee-
Me who doesn't drink coffee: oh...
Jack: Also hot chocolate!
Me: *OH?!*
i wish he sold tea
Me who drinks both: OOOOOOHHHHH?
Legit agree he needs tea! I’m not a coffee girl at all but Irish teas would be dope!
Yes
Jack should do the drums while corpse sings and Felix plays the Alpine Horn.
And Sykkuno can play the Bass!!
Oml yes!
Also KSI can play his new French horn
Felix: Overrated trash pile
I need this to happen so badly omg
Jack: HA, Drink coffee stupid
Also Jack: *W A T E R*
Zaboomafoo, that truly was my childhood favorite. Now I feel extremely old.
Wild Kratts still feels newer
I can only imagined Jack just laughing his ass off while writing that title
Baby bot toddodoo, baby bot todododdo, baby bot
Dat pp :(
Memento Mori
@Marissa McDonald rip😔 gone but never forgotten
@@Paul20661 Memento Mori My Fren
@@m3tall1ca04 Memento Mori 😔
When Seán takes over Ireland, it should be named "Seán McLough-land''.
😂😂😂😂😂
nooooo-
Awokwkowko
I thought the same thing xD
That sneeze talk was takin straight out of community and I'm all for it
Petition to make corpse say, "foolish little brother, you still lack hatred"
I really like how he doesn’t care what people think about him anymore bc now he’s jus like “ DO BETTER THAN THIS GUYS “
It is Purple gang now.
Have a good day.
@Alice Franks AN76D I DONT (######) LOVE YOU RANDOM COTIZEN JACKS LOST HIS BLEEPIN MOIND LIK ME.HAVA GOODA
@@DanielMike_ have a gooda
@Alice Franks hav a gooda
CorpseHusband is everyone's husband.
Agreed
but he’s just a corpse 💀
No he's sykkuno's husbando... 😥
Yes
What's the big deal about corpse 😂
Why am i dieing from 1080p meme. Meme time lives up to itsntrue potential now literally. LITERALY THE ONLY CURE FOR SADNESS
congratulations on making me hysterically for a solid minute at a title for a video
Someone clip that: “it’s not a crime if you don’t get caught.”
-Jacksepticeye 2020
No cop, no stop
"Everything's legal if you're dead."
@@-desertpackrat I CAME HERE TO COMMENT THIS SAME THING!! Memento Mori
@@-desertpackrat THIS IS EMOTIONAL TORTURE- EXCUSE ME?!?!
“In 2077 what makes you a criminal, getting caught.” Keanu Reeves
“it’s about to become jackland… seánland… MY LAND”
*mcloughland*
Exactly what I thought, missed opportunity!!!
pretty sure you stole that
Nah
He didn't steal it
I saw this video and started madly grinning from ear to ear, just seeing these videos make me happy
"I'm in a movie with Ryan Reynolds" should be "Ryan Reynolds is in a movie with me!!"
I hope this doesn't turn into a Moist Critical incident
@@lo-kal8207 wdym? He was amazing in the hunger games!
@@radicallybean
Uh, yah, I mean-
I hope it ends up like Moist Critical! He was the best actor in that movie!
@@lo-kal8207 is that sarcasm i hear?
No please tell me you are not suggesting that Jacksepticeye is more popular than Ryan Reynolds
For some reason Seáns videos make me laugh but his voice makes me sleepy. Legit I laugh like a lunatic and then drop to sleep in the span of 5 seconds
"My brain is firing on..well not all cylinders but at least one of them." Jacksepticeye -2020
"Top of the morning coffee!!"
Eh not really a coffee drinker, not really interes-
"Hot coco!!"
Shut up and take my money.
He said on twitter that 2021 will be the year of the tea
ah yes same
Hey I'm really inspired by Jack. It would be amazing if you checked my videos out :D
@@EgoKen you should grow your channel organically. You almost have 1k subs. Just keep being yourself. Don't self promote in places where you shouldnt
Jack: *claiming he still wants to record Minecraft*
Me: looking it up and seeing it’s been almost a YEAR since he’s last recorded it.
lol
Same with Maneater. He hasn't recorded it since June.
Did u not listen he needs more time for himself. So dumb
Yoda "MMMM lies we've been told" I'm just kidding I know he needs time he said and I respect that.
@@t0mmy_r3kz uh yeah I was specifically referencing when he said “I still want to record Minecraft” that’s not me being dumb 👌
Jack:I have no idea who these guys are.
Me:OMG YOU DON'T KNOW THE WILD KRATS FROM PBSKIDS.
my thoughts exactly
WILD KRATTS WAS THE THING WHEN I WAS A WEE CHILD GOD I LOVED THAT SHOW TOO MUCH
Jack: "you don't get to sneeze very often"
Me: *sneezed five times during that sentence alone*
What are you a sick cat or something
I just had an image of a little child all excited that they experienced a sneeze in cause it’s a part of life cross through my head.
Damn same thou
Me as someone with allergies, I can relate
Irishman recording in English apologizes in Japanese and calls himself a Gladiator, that's the kind of diversity you get on the Jacksepticeye channel.
lol (there were no comment so it felt necessary)
Mr. Worldwide
Wow only 2 comments? (3 counting mine.) This deserves more (likes and comments).
@@Joose2005 yes
Luv that 😌
CORPSE: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME
Jack/Sean: Can do! 👍🏻