@@teorautio6269 As someone with a lot of anxiety, when you are super anxious about something sometimes it can be impossible to do normal tasks. It was probably super frustrating for him.
@@wishteria_ I know that anxiety can make stuff like this 1000x worse and more difficult but what I really get mad at here is corpse wondering out loud "what am I doing wrong" and ignoring the game literally telling him what he is doing wrong
i can never tell which is funnier: him massacring his pals while absolutely sweating bullets as an imposter, or watching him struggle to do basic tasks as a crewmate
"Sweating bullets" means worse than sweat though, it's not a cool thing like you thought because when he was failing the card swipe, that's when he was sweating bullets.
oh you don't get it... The reason for card swipe being too fast isn't on Corpse. The card is just so terrified by his voice that it's trying to run away...
corpse as crewmate: i failed card swipe 40 times everyone: vote him out that's sus corpse as imposter: i'm literally the imposter everyone: cool, let's vote sykkuno
If I was in the same situation of everybody staring at me while I'm failing to do something over and over again I would feel pretty inadequate honestly
@@ivysaro8423 yeah he's got an eyepatch to focus his vision but he was going too fast on the card swipe because he said his hand was shaking from being nervous about everyone watching him and couldn't control it
He’s clearly doing this for content, he literally swiped at the same speed (way too fast) 30+ times. My 7 year old brother would know to try swiping it slower when it literally says he’s going too fast.
Have you ever tried this crap? I share CORPSE's feelings (what?). I tried but I'm too used to actual card swipes and I couldn't until I learned that I have to go REEEAAAAALLY slow.
I feel Corpse's pain, I have to swipe my university ID to get into my building's dining center and at least twice a week I have to swipe it like five times in a row before it works and it's quite honestly the most mortifying thing ever. I can't imagine how much worse it is to have that happen 30+ times and with a TON of people watching you do it
Agreed. I feel very bad for him. He tried so many times and literally said he was shaking multiple times. I honestly wish I could give him a hug to comfort him.
I can’t decide what’s worse, the fact that he failed card swipe so many times in front of so many people or how deeply bothered he was when he couldn’t do it
He's nervous But from his voice he sounds calm and ready To swipe cards, but he keeps on forgetting To slow down, the whole crowd sus him out He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
@@donthmuimsimpingforrantaro8788 not a quote from this. the base format is about tying shoelaces (not sure where it's from) but they altered it to fit the stream
You guys know that it's content bait, right? Corpse has been playing this for how long and doing card swipes just fine? You can see all the bigger youtubers that show themselves playing games fail on purpose on things like that, or as Felix(pewdiepie) used to say "Oopsie! I failed, how clumsy of me!". Getting people annoyed at a simple fail creates "buzz" which causes people to comment as they're frustrated at the easy to spot mistake, which in turn makes the video more likely to be spotted by the algorithm as amount of comments or "participation" is definitely one of its criteria.
@@HiThere-ek3ko what part are you doubting? Corpse deliberately failing to create content, other youtubers doing it on purpose or youtube algorithm counting comments as part of its recommendation calculation?
@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Random fun fact: When you spam comment sections, you are actually spamming comment sections! wow! crazy ik right? let’s watch you spam comment sections so you can annoy the crap out of everyone.
I think my favorite Among Us moments are Corpse’s aggressively hilarious card swipe failures, Markiplier’s “I don’t know if he’s a genius or a moron” moment, and Pewds constantly forgetting to mute his mike when the match begins (I believe he even said “it’s murder time” right before a match as the imposter). 😂 I just wish there was a game of Corpse, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Pewds all playing together.
I think my fav words from jack is “OMG UR LETTING THE DUMBEST PLAYER GET AWAY WITH THE SMARTEST THING EVER!!! BOW HE’S GUNNA GLOAT ABOUT IT FOR DAYS!!” 🤣🤣
Bruh its his choice if he wants to show his face, if hes not comfortable then he doesn't have to. Its ok, there are many youtubers that dont show there face. And he probably thinks that people are going to judge him so he lets people image how he looks, he even shows a mask insteed of his face!
I mean, he has bad eyesight and couldn't read the words clearly. He had something to help him see when he finally went "all I had to do was swipe slower??!!"
Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.
I feel so sorry for this man. Card Swipe is one of the easiest tasks to me, but watching this makes me realize that for some people, it’s a REAL challenge to deal with.
This was the first time watching this and I really thought CORPSE was impostor when I watched Toast and Sykkuno perspective. This made my day. Thanks CORPSE
I love how when corpse plays imposter he's like "lolol, kill machine go brr" but when he's a crewmate he's like *_"i don't think i have the facilities to swipe, bigman ;-;"_*
Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.
I love how passive-aggressive Corpse is "Hey Corpse, about that card swipe.." "Yeah, I've failed it 15 times so far, what about it?" "Corpse is giving me sus vibes" "You give me sus vibes" I love him omfh wededuh
@@tristen9903 Wha.. What do you mean "does it work like that"? It was his first time doing a livestream, so not only was he being watched by ten people in the actual game, but he also had 200k people watching his stream. Poor guy probably felt as bad as or even worse than when a really nervous person gets up on the stage. Also, the more nervous you get, the less rational you tend to be.
CORPSE: **swipes card as fast as lightning** Machine: *TOO FAST: TRY AGAIN* CORPSE: **still swiping as fast as the Flash** Machine: *What part of "too fast" did you not understand?*
Corpse as imposter: Yeah I'm imposter Everyone: I think we should skip this round, who knows who it could've been? Corpse as crewmate: i really am trying to do my tasks, I'm just nervous Everyone: so you admit to murder
@@plasmaticstone6580 Cause I really find it unnecessary. All the comments saying "first" or "second" and all that already annoy me. But I can understand in a way. They're just happy they got early to a vídeo/post and want to say it so the people know and they just feel happy. But in a freaking reply? A reply on a comment saying "2nd". But also. I was kinda in a bad mood + that reply just made me write it.
i just got this in my recommended and felt my heart sink the moment i saw it. i used to watch corpse's among us livestreams in 2020, which was honestly a great time for me, but so much has happened and changed since then. i miss you corpse
Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.
@@misha7129 Yeaaa editing on this one is just garbage, cuts are poor, and they greyscaled some of the dead but then gave up after 2 rounds... It baffles me that this man is getting millions of views, but her, I just use my own brain instead of following trends
Corpse Crying: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!
Card Scanner: Too Fast.
“alright how about all of us go with corpse to do card swipe.”
corpse: intensely sweating
@@serenityperez8535 reactor:am i a joke to you?
literally just slow down😭
@@avasaladino4197 Card Scanner:Too slow : )
Has he got a disability?
Corpse as imposter: *everyone simps for corpse*
Corpse as crewmate: *Struggles with card swipe*
Cupbeem 2487 also Corpse as crewmate: They all think he’s imposter cause he’s been it four times in a row
Why is this so trueeeeee
I simp either way
He's more used to sliding that knife in than sliding a card
I mean...I would definitely simp for him but....whatever 😒🤪😅
corpse as imposter: not nervous at all. straight up murder, can lie easily
corpse as crewmate: nervous to do card swipe in front of everyone
Sometimes the predator is the most vulnerable of prey.
Beginning of the game
Corpse as a crewmate: My hands are shaking
Why does this comment only has 3 replies
@@amyfonex52 who knows?
Who isn't nervous to do card swipe?
Card swipe: too fast
Corpse: *doesnt change how he swipes*
Also corpse: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
YESS Why?
So fucking infuriating
@@teorautio6269 As someone with a lot of anxiety, when you are super anxious about something sometimes it can be impossible to do normal tasks. It was probably super frustrating for him.
@@teorautio6269 Well there's no need to be like that.
@@wishteria_ I know that anxiety can make stuff like this 1000x worse and more difficult but what I really get mad at here is corpse wondering out loud "what am I doing wrong" and ignoring the game literally telling him what he is doing wrong
Charlie: “Corpse is the best player I’ve seen there’s no way he failed that much”
Corpse: “Audible pain”
Corpse: *Kills and vents in front of two people and gets away with it*
Also Corpse: *takes 15+ times to swipe his card in admin*
LMAOOOO
lol....i love corpse and i can watch this video 1000 times
Me: well you havent met Smajor
XD
i can never tell which is funnier: him massacring his pals while absolutely sweating bullets as an imposter, or watching him struggle to do basic tasks as a crewmate
Both, both is good
*sees “too fast. try again.”*
*swipes faster*
I can tell hes used to being imposter
@@purplecat6399 lol
"Sweating bullets" means worse than sweat though, it's not a cool thing like you thought because when he was failing the card swipe, that's when he was sweating bullets.
CORPSE: I fear nothing
Card swipe: exists
CORPSE: I fear *one* thing
Omg how dose this have no replies this is f*cking funny
Lol
oh you don't get it...
The reason for card swipe being too fast isn't on Corpse. The card is just so terrified by his voice that it's trying to run away...
And the triangle of trust
Did you forget about the true evil ... foil
corpse as crewmate: i failed card swipe 40 times
everyone: vote him out that's sus
corpse as imposter: i'm literally the imposter
everyone: cool, let's vote sykkuno
74 likes no comment and also 1 year ago lemme fix this
Poor sykkuno 😭😭
@@killerbot3229lol glad people still watch old videos
@@cookies123ajajajajjait’s always him!😂
@@Gen-ZBlondie exactly 😭😭🤚
Everyone: at each other’s throats
Corpse: Crying because he can’t swipe a card correctly
*insert lil kids saying aww*
Crying Cuz he cant read
Sums up everyone's residual chaotic energy.
If I was in the same situation of everybody staring at me while I'm failing to do something over and over again I would feel pretty inadequate honestly
@Lilliann Tanner people probably
Card swipe: *TOO FAST*
Corpse: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.
I heard that he had something on his eyes while playing and he couldn't read properly but I ain't sure
@@ivysaro8423 yeah he's got an eyepatch to focus his vision but he was going too fast on the card swipe because he said his hand was shaking from being nervous about everyone watching him and couldn't control it
@@angelorolo4308 ohhh it's so sad ;-;
@@mysterioushadi1774 stop spamming
I am literally angry after watching this video...
*card machine:* you’re swiping too fast
*corpse:* this sign won’t stop me because i can’t read
I was thinking of making pretty much this exact comment, yeah
He’s clearly doing this for content, he literally swiped at the same speed (way too fast) 30+ times. My 7 year old brother would know to try swiping it slower when it literally says he’s going too fast.
Yes, that was very suspicious, he did it faster every time he tried. I mean come on dude you gotta stay natural
Have you ever tried this crap? I share CORPSE's feelings (what?). I tried but I'm too used to actual card swipes and I couldn't until I learned that I have to go REEEAAAAALLY slow.
@@elontusk8018 or maybe it's because it was his first stream and he was anxious so he panicked 😐
I feel Corpse's pain, I have to swipe my university ID to get into my building's dining center and at least twice a week I have to swipe it like five times in a row before it works and it's quite honestly the most mortifying thing ever. I can't imagine how much worse it is to have that happen 30+ times and with a TON of people watching you do it
Lol irl card swipe fail
Oof I feel bad lol
Lol
Agreed. I feel very bad for him. He tried so many times and literally said he was shaking multiple times. I honestly wish I could give him a hug to comfort him.
*everyone trying to find out who imp is*
corpse: “have you ever tried to eat a bowl of cereal and your hands are shaking so bad...its kinda like that”
That sounds like crippling anxiety
nice
@@gideoniskemp Yeah he has it. It's one of the reasons he doesn't feel comfortable for going out or showing his face.
Bruh I looked into the comments and read this exactly as he said it in the video 💀💀
Right i caught that too lmao felt that
Card swipe: "Too fast. Try again."
CORPSE: Suddenly I can't read
he has vision problems iirc
hes jared, 19
@@pikaffe Lol nice reference
Suddenly, I am legally blind
so annoying
The worst part is that the imposters knew Corpse was failing over and over again.
Ok
@@oliviawatkins8235 okay.
Ok
@@oliviawatkins8235 k
@@oliviawatkins8235 *S H U T*
I can’t decide what’s worse, the fact that he failed card swipe so many times in front of so many people or how deeply bothered he was when he couldn’t do it
Corpse: *god tier impostor*
Also Corpse: *As a crewmate*
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
His crewmates Sus already.
He's nervous
But from his voice he sounds calm and ready
To swipe cards, but he keeps on forgetting
To slow down, the whole crowd sus him out
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
Yesssss eminem
@@the11thhour44
reactor is melting down
Everybody's freaking out
The clocks almost out
Times up, and now Corpse gets voted out
@@the11thhour44 He's failing, HOW?
Bro these verses need more likes
corpse: i have terrible anxiety
everyone: ok but we’re all gonna watch u fail at cardswipe until you get it but if you don’t you’re the imposter
EXACTLY MY HEART IS RACING AND IM SHAKING A BIT THINKING ABOUT IT
Felix: What are you staring at?
Sean: Corpse. He's been trying to do the card swipe for 10 minutes.
Sean: ...
Sean: He's crying
Bsjjajdhdh
timestamp?
@@donthmuimsimpingforrantaro8788 not a quote from this. the base format is about tying shoelaces (not sure where it's from) but they altered it to fit the stream
BAHAH THE MEME
OML THATS THE MEME XDDDDD
Whenever he sus, he actually a crewmate😂
Me in a nutshell
I just finish tasks way too quickly and everyone thinks I'm always sus bc they never see me do tasks.
Because of one thing the CARD SWIPE
@@nightsedge6182 same or then i just cant do card swipe
@@foxgamer_6489 I am a god at it
everyone: trying to find the imposter
corpse: crying over card swipe
😂🤣
He’s so bad XD
TRUE!
Same
@@demonproser6791 You wanna square up?
Card: Too fast. Try again.
Corpse: *swipes the card as fast as he possibly could*
I think he has issues with vision or was to stressed to read it 😂
i am steal
i think he couldn't control it because he said he was shaking.
He got stressed and his hands were shaking sooooo
He has an eyepatch on one of his eyes and was his first time streaming so he was under alot of pressure
Corpses voice: DEATH AND DESTRUCTION
Corpses laugh and personality: AN ACTUAL ANGEL
No thanks
@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Haha 😐
@@Destinnies true
Yes 🥰
He's baby
Everyone:it’s corpse no one can fail that much
Corpse:”sitting in the corner as a gost cause it not him”
“Crying”
Corpse: “Ok slower, OOH.”
Me: *dying of laughter*
@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 da wha--
@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Be my friend
Card scanner: *exists
CORPSE: *sweats nervously
F
The card swipe is easy
You guys know that it's content bait, right? Corpse has been playing this for how long and doing card swipes just fine? You can see all the bigger youtubers that show themselves playing games fail on purpose on things like that, or as Felix(pewdiepie) used to say "Oopsie! I failed, how clumsy of me!".
Getting people annoyed at a simple fail creates "buzz" which causes people to comment as they're frustrated at the easy to spot mistake, which in turn makes the video more likely to be spotted by the algorithm as amount of comments or "participation" is definitely one of its criteria.
@@ScarletFlames1 press X to doubt
@@HiThere-ek3ko what part are you doubting? Corpse deliberately failing to create content, other youtubers doing it on purpose or youtube algorithm counting comments as part of its recommendation calculation?
*Corpse* : “What am I doing wrong?”
*Machine telling him exactly what he’s doing wrong* : BEEP
yeah❤️
He was going too fast bruh 😹😹😹
@@smellyfroggy3020 Yeah, I think the real issue was that he was swiping it fast but he also didn't swipe the card completely.
0
If ur in a relationship and you ask your partner what you are doing wrong then ur partner says beep...you wouldnt understand that too
card machine: too fast
CORPSE: im gonna pretend i didnt see that
chat: too fast, do it slower
CORPSE: *REAL SHIT?*
Card: too fast, try again
Corpse: *continues to swipe the card like sonic*
It even says Bro Read Try Again once.
Gotta go fast
@@kagato3 no it says "Bad read"
@@pizzariotin nah, it definitely says bro read
@@pizzariotin it switches between too fast and bad read
card swipe: “too fast. try again.”
corpse: *suddenly i’m jared, 19*
And I never learned how to fking read
what up, i'm jared, i'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to swipe a card slower than the speed of light
i can't- omg hahaha
Lol
I like your funny words magic man 👉😎👉
"I fear no man, but that thing..." *glances at card swipe* "it scares me."
645 likes but no comment??
@@gfbbhnhitditditditcitc It's just too good to make people silently like it and walk away
I did not realize this had so many likes h o l y-
Anyways thanks y'all 😅
Ha I’m on mobile I have no such weakness
@@taylorbritt499 its a good meme, so accept our likes!
Game: “too fast.”
Corpse: *“F A S T E R”*
CORPSE: **Can murder in front of everyone and get away with it.**
Also CORPSE: **Can't successfully swipe card to save his life.**
Corpse:
"I fear no man, but that- thing..."
card swipe task
"It scares me."
@@queencewong6333 stolen comment.
@@fearfulness9721 10 billion people in the world and no 2 people can have the same ideas. NOPE not possible!
1,000th like
@@fearfulness9721 off* maybe you should go to sleep
Card swipe: *TOO FAST TRY AGAIN*
Corpse: [trys again but faster]
Ikr
@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70
Random fun fact: When you spam comment sections, you are actually spamming comment sections! wow! crazy ik right? let’s watch you spam comment sections so you can annoy the crap out of everyone.
@@blazing_sunset this made me laugh way more than i should have lmao
@@blazing_sunset Your amazing for this 😭
"too fast, try again"
corpse: "I'll do it even faster this time then. see how you like that"
@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 LMAO WHAT-
How you like that that that that that , badabing badaboom boom boom 💀
*Bed smashing sounds*
@@gmlune LMAO YOU DIDN'T-
@@expensivegirl6789 I did
I think my favorite Among Us moments are Corpse’s aggressively hilarious card swipe failures, Markiplier’s “I don’t know if he’s a genius or a moron” moment, and Pewds constantly forgetting to mute his mike when the match begins (I believe he even said “it’s murder time” right before a match as the imposter). 😂
I just wish there was a game of Corpse, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Pewds all playing together.
Agreed that would be so funny
Lmaoo
I think my fav words from jack is “OMG UR LETTING THE DUMBEST PLAYER GET AWAY WITH THE SMARTEST THING EVER!!! BOW HE’S GUNNA GLOAT ABOUT IT FOR DAYS!!” 🤣🤣
pretty sure he goes "its killing time" but he wasn't even imposter
@@elliesart_it’s funnier because everyone thought he was, and then he was the first one dead that round 💀
“what are you guys looking at?”
“corpse.”
“why?”
“he’s been trying to do card swipe for 10 minutes”
“....”
“... he’s crying”
OH NOT THIS MEME
I saw this on Pinterest and it made me SAD 😭
th-cam.com/video/RTciuK6EAo8/w-d-xo.html
I was literally thinking of this meme omg haha
@@jan_draws5268 what was it called
Corpse: -sees “too fast try again”-
Corpse: *goes faster*
I thought my phone broke-
@@noob9768 I’m am confused, what do you mean?👩💻
You good? Did you forget to change accounts?
@@Linxcypt I think someone deleted their comment
@@Linxcypt there's a different @ thingy, someone definitely deleted their comment
CORPSE: doesn't wanna do face cam
CORPSE: shows everyone else's face cam to make up for it
Except for Toast :(
He doesn't do face cam so people can imagine how he looks like without getting disappointed
@@nathaliejovanovic637 oh? :(
Bruh its his choice if he wants to show his face, if hes not comfortable then he doesn't have to. Its ok, there are many youtubers that dont show there face. And he probably thinks that people are going to judge him so he lets people image how he looks, he even shows a mask insteed of his face!
@@eminemisgod Im pretty sure it was a joke
I feel so bad for Corpse. I actually shouted "YAY! He did it!" when he actually got it.
Card swipe: "Too fast"
Corpse: does it faster
Also Corpse: "what am I doing wrong?"
@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 will you please stop saying that I saw it on 3 separate comments
@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 yes it does
@@bubbles9447 snowflake in yo name for a reason
@@bubbles9447 what he say?
@@xero0015 YES I love this name
corpse during the card swipe : " just smile and wave boys just smile and wave. "
Just smile and swipe boys, just smile and swipe
His balls were extra sweaty this game
Lmao so trueee 🤣
I actually feel bad for him though.. XD
Corpse you got to go slow when you want to do the card swipe
Damn
"Too fast. Try again"
Corpse: INITIATE LIGHTSPEED
Graystillplays: INITIATE 1000X LIGHT SPEED
I wheezed at this
How does no one realize this is fake
The worst part is no matter how many times it says too fast, he never slows down the tiniest bit.
Everyone talking over each other:
Corpse: I can’t believe I failed cardswipe
Corpse: " cardswipes are ruining my life..."
Catgirls: "am I a joke to you?"
The fact that corpse admits his the imposter and still wins but fails at card swipe is the most iconic shit ever.
He just do everything so fast
One like... one like away from 666.. I need to.....
do you mean ironic?
@@salafi.shadow no cause that won't make sense
@@evelynneclipse2069 But iconic does?
Poki: “I feel like you don’t need to fail card swipe that much”
Corpse: *starts crying*
lol
Corpse never cries
@@FakDflt don’t be like that
@Pam Martin stole.
@Pam Martin fr
New airship map: *needs to do card swipe in order to open doors*
Corpse: *oh no…*
You can at least do it at lightning speed should you wish
100th like qwqqq
moarmyyyyyyyy
omg really, poor corpse :(
@PxstellixKittens MuffinBoyHalo =￣ω￣=
Corpse on Friday the 13th : "choke me like you hate me"
Corpse on among us : "Swipe me like you failed me"
Everyone discussing who the impostor is:
Corpse in the ghost chat: I CANT DO CARD SWIPE
IM CRYING
MY HANDS ARE SHAKING
Scarra: fukin dies
Why was he so nervous and shaking like mad?
@@zacpointon1423 it's in the desc
when
@@jam8659 what did it say please tell me
Machine: too fast slow down
Corpse: "I am speed"
Lmaoooo
Hes lightning McQueen
Corpse: b**** u wanna see some real speed....
Corpse: *Legitimately trying to do the card swipe but failing.*
Everyone: I don't know man that's kinda sus.
I would be sus of it too I mean... come on lmao
I truly hope that he wasn't trying because if he was I think he might need to learn how to read again
I was your 1.700 like
How is there 1.7k likes and 4 comments
Is this live?
Card Swipe: Too fast
Corpse: Does it the same speed every fucking time
Corpse: is the best impostor ever
also Corpse: weakness *card swipe*
*_fastest_* card swipe
xd
y e s
Thats why he is a good impostor: impostor dont have to do card swipe
Card reader: “Too fast.”
CORPSE: *doesn’t once try going slower*
Watching that made me want to bash my head in
I need to see him acknowledge this
He should try the card swipe trick,he rlly needs it as he sucks ay card swipe like me lol
Ur papi the what?
I mean, he has bad eyesight and couldn't read the words clearly. He had something to help him see when he finally went "all I had to do was swipe slower??!!"
The actual cutest thing was when he did it on his first try one time and just went "I learned guys, I learned!"
Legend says, you can still hear the beep, snd the sobs of despair.
Corpse: "i'm nervous"
everyone: "CARD SWIPE"
😅😂😂😂
You're ruining his life
Thats a lot of like in 7 hours😂
@@MercuryBlackN the best part is that the girl in the pic is a lesbian lol
@@lemonade_spice who?
Everyone: I fear one thing ... *CORPSE*
CORPSE: I fear one thing ... *card swipe*
😂😂😂
How can you have a fear of corpse impossible
His voice if perfect 🤤
Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.
@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 What😃
@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 I JUST SAW YOU On JAMES CHARLES'S POST sorry I'm just laughing about how you are travelling everywhere GHREJKW
Leslie: "You can't fail Card Swipe that much"
CORPSE: "Hold my beer"
Should've been "hold my card"
time stamp?
@@kybugasf for Leslie or him falling card swipe?
Leslie watching this: *impossible*
To be fair, I always fail card swipe 50+ times every game I get it as task...
I feel so sorry for this man. Card Swipe is one of the easiest tasks to me, but watching this makes me realize that for some people, it’s a REAL challenge to deal with.
CORPSE: "Lemme just do this card swipe"
Card Machine: "I'm bout to end this man's whole career"
Comedy Gold dude perfect #1stComment2UrComment
The trick is to go slowly for the first 1/4 then go fast
I get it on first try
Ah yes bout not about but bout
Theres a trick to it too. Go slow on the arrow, then fast
Its kinda wholesome that he puts “my friends” in the title
awww that is actually really cute
Everyone does pretty much
And putting their channel’s link in the description 🥺 everybody doesn’t have to obviously but I just appreciate someone who does it’s easier for me
That title is so cute
How? It’s literally his friends
Imagine if corpse worked in retail. No transactions would go through
Lol
n e x t i n l i n e
1.1k like :)
Lol i feel like i laughed way more than needed
*card reader gives an error*
“You’re swiping it too fast. Try swiping it faster.”
This was the first time watching this and I really thought CORPSE was impostor when I watched Toast and Sykkuno perspective. This made my day. Thanks CORPSE
Scares the shit out of everyone but fails a simple task.
Huh 1k likes but no replies? I guess i will be the 1st one.
Huh 1k likes but 1 reply? Guess I'll be the second one.
Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? I guess i will be the 3rd one.
Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? I guess I'll be the third one.
Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? Guess I’ll be the third one
Card swipe: too fast
Corpse: so lemme swipe, *F A S T E R*
Card swipe: *so you have chosen death*
It tells you whats wrong, just follow the 2 word instructions
@@chloenuggie604 he probably couldnt read it though, im pretty sure he was wearing an eyepatch
😂😂
Corpse be like-= I AM SPEED
Card swipe reader= dude u failed 30 times slow the fuck down
Jack: *watches Corpse do trash*
Also Jack: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"
visual tasks are probably turned off so jack didnt see it
@@velynnec could still see the bar go up tho
@trix o still, he could've asked but probably forgot he saw it. It was also unlucky that the card was Corpse's last task.
No that was early on the game, and Corpse died. That wasn't the time when Corpse literally failed card swipe 4 rounds in a row XDDD
Britt Visual Tasks was On
People: Corpse has SO MUCH IQ IN AMONG US
Corpse: *fails swipe card 30+ times*
Card reader : "too fast try again"
CORPSE : so u have chosen *FASTER*
I-😂
@@nomnotfound3652 you what?
@@yourmotherdoesntapproveofy6827 ha?
HE IS S P E E D
@@milksoop
speedrun
card scan: “too Fast”
Corpse: *scans card faster*
“My goals are beyond your understanding”
XD
777 likes 😮
Love your profile pic
@@RCARTAGENA1222 thanks homie 🖤
corpse: *does something*
everyone:
“aww thats so wholesome”
“aww thats so cute”
I mean it's understandable
@@Aawiss it is but also ppl need to stop i cant read comments anymore lol. i worry it will make his issues worse i hope hes not uncomfortable 😖💀
Yeah I noticed it too
This is something to agree with
@allana 23
"I'm not ready to be imposter, my hands are shaking." Awww corpsie~
I love how when corpse plays imposter he's like "lolol, kill machine go brr" but when he's a crewmate he's like
*_"i don't think i have the facilities to swipe, bigman ;-;"_*
i read that in the meme voice I'm crying
It's like watching a buff ass body builder not being able to wash his face.
or worse, remove the sticker off his back
@@krittikapaul355 i understand that reference
Your profile pic is just divine lol😔👌🏼
@@yaotzinxochitiotzi5613 is that Asian Nick Fury??
Lmfaoooo these are gold, I’m dying!!!
This man has the world simping for him purely from his vioce, personality, and hands. Corpse has true power that we mortals could never imagine
Don’t forget the torso pic 😂
@@thepurpleturnip534 the what now ?
@@lauran-s1339 the white tee cover and the tweet of him in tech gear
@@lauran-s1339 no wait we had a full body reveal already 👀
@@thepurpleturnip534 trruuee
9:17
Corpse failing at card swipe: "please murder me".
Lmfao he'd rather die than do card swipe
LMAOOO
CORPSE: I’ve been too nervous to card swipe.
Everyone: Well then, let’s add more pressure.
Everyone's reaction after that was just priceless 🤣
Everyone's reaction after that was just priceless 🤣
Lmao
Loll
"TOO FAST"
Corpse: That sign can't stop me because I can't read
IKR DID HE NOT SEE THE TEXT
DW???
Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.
Gas, gas, gas
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover)
Pewds saying "You DO that CARDSWIPE" while laughing at Corpse while the alarms are ringing never fails to make me laugh
I hope this doesn’t come across badly, but
I’ve never wanted to pat someone’s head so aggressively before. Give this man all the love in world
he deserves all the love and happiness
Hehehhehehehheheheh
Simp! Jk
Absolutely
yuck
“Yea I failed card swipe 15 times. What about it?”
It’s actually easy
@@Metahydrix to fail
@@kimapr3817 nah, I can do it once and it work
@@Metahydrix still easy to fail
@@Metahydrix exactly
I love how passive-aggressive Corpse is
"Hey Corpse, about that card swipe.."
"Yeah, I've failed it 15 times so far, what about it?"
"Corpse is giving me sus vibes"
"You give me sus vibes"
I love him omfh wededuh
Time?
@@AveryCoolKid 6:25
@@dat1happyferretp27 thanks!
Ok
Thats part of why I like this guy, and that killer voice
Pewds: Oh no, you murdered Jack.
Jack: _Silently screaming and gesturing wildly._
Corpse: **fails to do cardswipe in front of chat**
Pewdiepie: EVERYONE WATCH HIM
Corpse: **fails even more spectacularly**
The wording is ✨immaculate✨
Lmao poor Corpse, his anxiety probably wasn’t doing good things to him
@@whiskeredwolf4861 does anxiety work like that
@@tristen9903 Wha.. What do you mean "does it work like that"? It was his first time doing a livestream, so not only was he being watched by ten people in the actual game, but he also had 200k people watching his stream. Poor guy probably felt as bad as or even worse than when a really nervous person gets up on the stage. Also, the more nervous you get, the less rational you tend to be.
@@tristen9903 wym?
CORPSE: I'm nervous
Everyone: *L E T S W A T C H*
I will be second
An I'll will be third
I'll be 4th
5th one
I'll be the 6th!
CORPSE: **swipes card as fast as lightning**
Machine: *TOO FAST: TRY AGAIN*
CORPSE: **still swiping as fast as the Flash**
Machine: *What part of "too fast" did you not understand?*
Fast... Thought it was slow instead...
yeah exactly its like.... i love corpse but *_can he read_*
@@LL-tr5et he has problem with his eyes plus he was nervous
I ruined your 666 likes....im sorry🤣
@@matteegarff76 we really don’t care😭also 666 is associated with the devil
scarra's confession about corpse's card swipe in the end really made me burst out laughing
Corpse as imposter: Yeah I'm imposter
Everyone: I think we should skip this round, who knows who it could've been?
Corpse as crewmate: i really am trying to do my tasks, I'm just nervous
Everyone: so you admit to murder
@Enzo Ian R. Evangelista good for you. Nobody cares.
@@Emanu3l damn bro why you gotta be like that
@@plasmaticstone6580 Cause I really find it unnecessary. All the comments saying "first" or "second" and all that already annoy me. But I can understand in a way. They're just happy they got early to a vídeo/post and want to say it so the people know and they just feel happy. But in a freaking reply? A reply on a comment saying "2nd". But also. I was kinda in a bad mood + that reply just made me write it.
@@Emanu3l Thanks for the explanation
@@plasmaticstone6580 You're welcome. I usually answer when somebody asks me something.
his little “i’m really nervous guys.” broke me 🥺
300th likeeeee
Time stamp??
@Catherine Alvarado thx🥺
DRACOOO
IM IN LOVE WITH HIM-
Corpse:
"I fear no man, but that- thing..."
*card swipe task*
"It scares me."
Car swipe
Car swipe
@@loadmypantz8287 Oh shit lmao fixed it
@@joao2479 it happens to everyone
Hahaha
i just got this in my recommended and felt my heart sink the moment i saw it. i used to watch corpse's among us livestreams in 2020, which was honestly a great time for me, but so much has happened and changed since then. i miss you corpse
Corpse: **Does cardswipe**
Cardswipe: *Im gonna do what's called pro-gamer move*
Aha ha you're so funny omg
Mate you just used a dead meme thats been brought out of its grave and raped to death jesus christ
@@flinggonza5688 oddly specific
@@flinggonza5688 Why so specific?
Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.
Corpse: "I fear no task."
**looks at Card Swipe sweating**
Corpse: "But that task....it scares me."
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I fear no colour, but that thing... it scares me
Poki: I'm still sus of Sykkuno because I feel like you don't need to fail card swipe that much...
Corpse: *intensely sweating*
lol
666 likes noice
Yeah xD
Lol
@@VetraAscant Nah, 3.1k likes.
can’t let gang know i still fw this
Ong dude
theyre not gang if you can't let them know
🙏🙏
Me too man
@@kzoxkmy gang is normal ppl 😞🙏
corpse: genuinely failing card swipe for 4 rounds straight
everyone else: "um that's weird... that's suspicious"
"That's suspicious.... that's weird"**
Are you trying to say that failing card swipe 4 rounds in a row isnt sus
@@Sømẽ1OneRäņďòm1 no it is LMAOOO but im saying because we know he was genuinely failing it so it just made the whole situation funnier
Trinity how was it funnier?
Us: *sees a man fail to swipe their library card 50 times*
Also us: "Oh. Cool. Hi, corpse."
Corpse: "Oh shit-"
Lmfao this is the only comment that made me laugh hard
PFFFFFT- IM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HELP
😹😹😹
LMAOOOOO
Lol
Charlie : there is no way corpse could fail card swipe so many times
Corpse : o(.///. )o
this never gets old
everyone else: 4K
pewds with his 107M subscribers: we’re going 144p, take it or leave it.
at this point, it’s just a part of his branding
I mean Scarra's still filming in greyscale sooo
Diya Nigam 🤣
@@nextensi i think its because hes dead like lily is also grayscale after she dies, idk
@@misha7129 Yeaaa editing on this one is just garbage, cuts are poor, and they greyscaled some of the dead but then gave up after 2 rounds... It baffles me that this man is getting millions of views, but her, I just use my own brain instead of following trends
i actually think that putting everyone’s face and with their names at the bottom is so helpful
Sadly i know all these people, some other times i have no clie who the 7 small streamers are
He forgot to put toast ;-;
It's greatly appreciated
It makes us forget we don't see Corpse himself
@@honeybutter1858 it’s probabaly bc toast didnt film a video with his cam or he didn’t film one at all