you can use the swag bag for alot of small items at once, fill it up with as many that will fit (which is alot) and anchor it on your waist holsters, insanely useful. the wrench is used for taking off satilite dishes, solor panels, toilets and bathtubs. and the hammer is used to break windows, bust down doors and knock the home owners out cold for 30 seconds while you steal, it can be done over and over again
sean: “it’s not breaking and entering if i don’t enter, it’s just breaking” also sean: “if you’re gonna leave your house open i don’t need to break and enter i can just enter”
Why did he never finish the Resident Evil VR playthrough? That was both an awesome game to watch, and hilarious to hear him creaming himself over that giant woman! 😂
@@Mayo_NayooSome people with IRL military clearance have a history of using classified documents in the War Thunder forums in an effort to get their favorite tanks/helicopters/whatevs buffed. The War Thunder devs, to their credit, shut these shenanigans down every time.
@@Mayo_NayooWar Thunder forums are kinda notorious for that by now, seriously, it has happened so many times... Nerd 1: "This tank has this and this specifications" Nerd 2: "No it doesn't and I will prove it" (proceeds to publicly share a classified document with specifications of military hardware just to prove that he was right to someone on the Internet)
Wasn't there also big controversies about the current, last, (and likely others) presidents just taking stuff home? Please don't start a political flame war replying to this. I'm sure both sides have and continue to. Nobody is innocent. All politicians suck. This isn't a political channel.
@@guerney2000 The devs literally had to make an announcement saying that they can't keep the jokes going anymore, and that people have to actually stop doing that because of how often it happened!
I love how Sean saved it when he told the flamingo to stay and it just fell over. I lost it when he was like "Yes very good. Hide in the grass. Very stealthy."
This game is so simple yet you make it so funny, even if you're playing by yourself. Just like everyone else said, I'd definitely watch more of this. A series is needed!!!
Jack slamming his head on the window he's trying to use after breaking every single window he found and then trying to resort to killing the man while crawling around a pool table .... This is fucking hilarious. Please make more. 💚☕
1:01 Jack: I think you're supposed to play this game with friends but I don't have any so I'm playing it on my own Giving such little brother vibes ToT
Now that it's spooky season, Sean should play phasmophobia vr with some friends. The new updates have definiatley made the game so much more fun and scary.
just came to this video from your “am i retiring” video. and it instantly gave me the old supermarket sim vibes.. i’ve loved you since highschool and your videos got me through some of my darkest times. we will always love you jack and we will be here until the end 😢💚
I'm glad his old self is displaying in his most recent uploads. The fact that he use to he like this years ago and then dipped in a slope of not being like this made me feel like things were forced or he was going through some personal things and he seemed quieter nice to see his energy and iconic intro is back.
oh sean, thank u so much for everything in life. i’ve been watching u since i was 8 and all i can say is that u saved me throughout my childhood. i don’t think i could’ve ever survived without ur energy and ur positivity in my life. recently i’ve been mentally drained and there’s times where i don’t think i can take it anymore, but then i distract myself with ur videos and i always can crack a smile even after a mental breakdown. u seriously don’t know how much you’ve saved me and many others, and i gladly appreciate u for wut u do. pls, keep up the amazing work with ur videos
Today's Fact: The world's oldest living animal is a 507-year-old clam named Ming, which was dredged up from the ocean floor off the coast of Iceland in 2006.
Something about Jack running after the dude at 14:40 while stretching out his hands and saying "come here! I wanna kill you!" only seconds after feigning innocence is hilarious to me
I watched this while visiting my dad in a nursing home when he was sleeping. The inappropriate laughter that I had to hold in the whole time eased so much of the stress of my whole situation. 10/10
12:43 that car is a 1969 Chevy Camaro SS (Super Sport), THE very first generation of the Camaro, equipped with a 396 cc V8 engine pumping out 396 horsepower
Seriously one of the funniest videos I have seen on YT in awhile. There are some hilarious vids I have watched, but none that made me laugh almost the entire way thru; and I mean LOUD ass laughter, with lots of heavy wheezing. Ok, the wheezing could be my asthma, but Jack triggered it with making me laugh so damn hard. *PLEASE Jack, gift us with more of this insanity.* Please keep playing this game! I have watched this twice, and still laughed just as much the 2nd time.
Now THIS is the content I subscribed too, also, easy down on the edits, I really wanted to enjoy the talking simulator, but it was way too ADHD due to all the edits
It was way too much, couldn’t tell what was the game and what was an edit. I’m here for jack and the game he’s playing, not to hear Yeet 246 times. Zero pacing.
As a British person I hear every bit if Irish in that sentence, also Northern England is part of Britain so technically saying he sounded British isn't incorrect
you can use the swag bag for alot of small items at once, fill it up with as many that will fit (which is alot) and anchor it on your waist holsters, insanely useful. the wrench is used for taking off satilite dishes, solor panels, toilets and bathtubs. and the hammer is used to break windows, bust down doors and knock the home owners out cold for 30 seconds while you steal, it can be done over and over again
The wrench and hammer can also be used to knock down cameras 👍🏾
he loved this comment. which means he liked the tip. which means he might make this a series. i’m probably just being too hopeful
You can steal toilets!? Game of my dreams!
The Septic Eye has noticed you. It is honorable.
is it just me who assumed that was what the swag bag was for, by name alone? :P
I love when he spends many minutes trying to break a window with a brick, only to then break a window with his face while trying to climb through.
😂
His face is the brick
@@ThatCyberpunkGuy "I don't have a brick" "my child you are the brick"
@@RinAldrin WW2 Japanese pilots approve of this
@@RinAldrin”All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall” “PINK FLOYD??”
I would watch a 30 episode series of this game
Same honestly
And then some 😁
can you make more like this?
Same
YESSSS
sean: “it’s not breaking and entering if i don’t enter, it’s just breaking”
also sean: “if you’re gonna leave your house open i don’t need to break and enter i can just enter”
The amount of moments that the game just being ridiculous vs Sean's anxiety and silliness equals pure comedy joy is fantastic.
“Why don’t people steal state secrets more often?”
That’s the neat part Jack, they do!
Especially the Warthunder community.
Yep
jack would love payday 2 lol
FINALLY JACK IS BACK with VR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fr😁😁!!!
Yay
LLOL i was literally watching his titanic sinks in vr vid just a minute ago
WHERE ARE THE FLAMINGO SHORTS
Why did he never finish the Resident Evil VR playthrough? That was both an awesome game to watch, and hilarious to hear him creaming himself over that giant woman! 😂
Jack: "That was so easy to steal government secrets why don't people do this more often?"
Me: *Looks at the War Thunder forum* "Oh they do."
? 😮
@@Mayo_NayooSome people with IRL military clearance have a history of using classified documents in the War Thunder forums in an effort to get their favorite tanks/helicopters/whatevs buffed. The War Thunder devs, to their credit, shut these shenanigans down every time.
@@Mayo_NayooWar Thunder forums are kinda notorious for that by now, seriously, it has happened so many times...
Nerd 1: "This tank has this and this specifications"
Nerd 2: "No it doesn't and I will prove it" (proceeds to publicly share a classified document with specifications of military hardware just to prove that he was right to someone on the Internet)
Wasn't there also big controversies about the current, last, (and likely others) presidents just taking stuff home?
Please don't start a political flame war replying to this. I'm sure both sides have and continue to. Nobody is innocent. All politicians suck. This isn't a political channel.
@@guerney2000 The devs literally had to make an announcement saying that they can't keep the jokes going anymore, and that people have to actually stop doing that because of how often it happened!
I love how Sean saved it when he told the flamingo to stay and it just fell over. I lost it when he was like "Yes very good. Hide in the grass. Very stealthy."
23:31 "Who's a bad safe? Who's a bad safe? Oh, ya like that, don't ya?"
You close? YOU CLOSE?!
Definitely same energy as Mark’s “You close!?!!” 😂
8:30 jack being completely incapable of smashing any windows for so long and then breaking all of them in a matter of seconds is so funny
Climbs on to the roof and then remembers he's scared of heights. Classic Jack lol
Jack is secretly just a cat disguised as a human.
Sssniperwolf simulator
Yikes. Jokes and memes about her are already spreading. Well deserved for her? I think so.
Edit:damn 1k likes? Let’s go
😂😂😂 Jack picked to play this game now just now today??? Too convenient I believe he’s sending us a message with this video
Damn. Thats a good one
Bruh what why?
PFFF
This game is so simple yet you make it so funny, even if you're playing by yourself. Just like everyone else said, I'd definitely watch more of this. A series is needed!!!
yes
I like how he went from flipping a car to repeatedly failing to throw a ball at a window
This ended surprisingly quickly for a 30-minute video. I could've easily watched this for an hour.
Can we get more of this? I'm genuinely invested in this
Same it's so funny I want more 🤣
🙋🏻 Here's my vote
SAME
Same!!!
Same
Jack slamming his head on the window he's trying to use after breaking every single window he found and then trying to resort to killing the man while crawling around a pool table ....
This is fucking hilarious. Please make more.
💚☕
It’s been a minute since you’ve done a vr video, I love it!
Hell yeah. I love his vr video's.
i really hope jack starts doing more VR stuff, i'm not a massive vr game fan, but when jack plays he adds an element to vr games like no-one else
I laughed a little too hard at his skeleton when he jumped off the roof.
Please make a series out of this. Episode 2: learn how to enter through windows
Jack being Jack once again
Not being used to American windows
spiderman
LOVE IT!
spiderman
Jack you should play walking dead saint and sinners retribution
@@christyseelie6007...
1:01
Jack: I think you're supposed to play this game with friends but I don't have any so I'm playing it on my own
Giving such little brother vibes ToT
Just when you thought 2023 couldn't get any crazier, the Jack always delivers gems! This is the kind of content that keeps me scrolling at 2 AM.
Jack always knows how to fill our holes with content creame
Your comment has 3 likes and one of them is from Jack 😂
@@minisn3066 I'm just as surprised
When Sean robs a house, he should leave calling cards saying, “you’ve just been topped of the morning by your friendly neighborhood Jacksepticeye”
“You have been topped” 💀
🤣@@VewdewCorpse
Yes leave a card saying his literal name for the cops to find 😂
I miss the good old days when Jack would break into people’s houses irl 😢
nani?
yea bro those always hit different
@@dumpling614 what!?
Like sniperwolf? 💀
@@bramt2000 FFFelony charges
(I've said this joke so many times)
If it was anyone else playing this game, I'd be bored as hell watching.. Seàn just has an undeniable gift for entertaining. I love his humor so much💚
I legit bursted out laughing seeing the "sssniperwolf simulator" comment!!😂
Imagine looking out the window at Sean, thinking "wait, I don't remember hiring a window inspector"
Please Jack, make this a series I love this XD
I am not usually a very demanding person, but I need more of this.
I second this.
Now that it's spooky season, Sean should play phasmophobia vr with some friends. The new updates have definiatley made the game so much more fun and scary.
just came to this video from your “am i retiring” video. and it instantly gave me the old supermarket sim vibes.. i’ve loved you since highschool and your videos got me through some of my darkest times. we will always love you jack and we will be here until the end 😢💚
IF gabs is feeling up to VR, it would be hilarious to watch you both play this together XD
My day is instantly better when Jack updates. Also note: never watch this in a library. Smothering my laughter was not enough. I was kicked out -_-
16 years and Jack still never fails to fill my buns with joy
and who doesn't love having joyful buns? I know I sure do.
💀
Lmaooo
I'm glad his old self is displaying in his most recent uploads. The fact that he use to he like this years ago and then dipped in a slope of not being like this made me feel like things were forced or he was going through some personal things and he seemed quieter nice to see his energy and iconic intro is back.
This has to become a series Jack, Please!
i hope sean plays this again i was giggling the whole time
14:30 idk if I saw an 8.5 ft tall man just standing there menacingly. I would also be freaking out.
Love this game, and jack being jack just makes it 100x better!
What game is it
"I like stealing stuff."-Jack 2023
I LOVE Jack's editor! Jack is already funny by himself but the editing is the cherry on top!
Except for the occasional earrape that happens every 10 seconds.
I miss his old editor
You can tell Sean's been talking to Ethan a lot just from some of his vocal mannerisms lol
Great to finally see Jack back in the VR world. 😃
Jack never dissapoint with his content
spiderman
@@יעקבכהן-ו3מ dragon butt......XD well tbf you said something random so I might as well add an immature Spyro joke XD because I can 😉😜😎🔥
yes he does, sometimes.
i just want him to play the new speederman@@Golems_victory🥲
I watched 2:18 in slow motion repeatedly and I’m about 95% sure that jack LITERALLY dodged a bullet.
I can now imagine Sean stealing candy from the grocery store as a child💀😭
" I don't think a suburban bungalow has the launch codes"🤣🤣
We NEED A PART 2 ON THIS ONE
A nice Jacksepticeye video of him playing Vr is a pretty awesome birthday gift 🎉😁
For me too, a great birthday gift🎉
@@chanelleright todays your birthday to?
Happy birthday dude 🎉
Hbd here’s my late gift 🎁💝
Happy birthday!!
Jacksepticeye skillset: ✅️ flip car, ❌️ Break into house without getting caught.
Feel free to add more.
3:37 is the moment teachers have been waiting for. “ Six what? Apples, bananas?” Makes sense on why they were so insistent on it.
Please continue! This was hilarious
Just imagine Jack sneaking around a house, parking his bike and you catch him whispering *oh, he has a game cube!*
3:10 "is that a bear?"
"EH-"
Its 530am & im over here crying so hard bc im laughing sm & trying not to piss myself-
the amount of free memes to use in this video is crazy.
I would love to see a whole series of this
I think I see why I've liked the content even more recently. Intentionally chaotic, surrealism, very Tim & Eric-esque. I love it 😂
jack never fails to impress
“It’s not breaking and entering if I don’t enter” reminded me of “it’s not breaking and entering if I don’t break anything right?”
oh sean, thank u so much for everything in life. i’ve been watching u since i was 8 and all i can say is that u saved me throughout my childhood. i don’t think i could’ve ever survived without ur energy and ur positivity in my life. recently i’ve been mentally drained and there’s times where i don’t think i can take it anymore, but then i distract myself with ur videos and i always can crack a smile even after a mental breakdown. u seriously don’t know how much you’ve saved me and many others, and i gladly appreciate u for wut u do. pls, keep up the amazing work with ur videos
I was laughing so hard watching this. Keep up the good work Sean and would love if this turned into a series its hilarious.
Remember: the key to being a good thief… is nice, and stealthy… Like a M O U S E
And he still hasn't learned 😅
A classic
At least we know all of our stuff is safe when Jack's the burglar.
2:50 i like how Jack was running away from the cops while holding a magazine with a cop on it lol
🎉
7:55 either the bricks are made by apple or the house is made by nokia
Today's Fact: The world's oldest living animal is a 507-year-old clam named Ming, which was dredged up from the ocean floor off the coast of Iceland in 2006.
Thanks bro
Thanks. Very cool 👍🏻
Didn’t they accidentally kill it?
Very cool
Cool
19:15 they say Felix has no legs but in turns out it was Seán all long 🤣
Jack is sure bringing back old memories lol
Something about Jack running after the dude at 14:40 while stretching out his hands and saying "come here! I wanna kill you!" only seconds after feigning innocence is hilarious to me
EVERYBODY LOCK YOUR DOORS AND RUN SEANS COMING!!!!
I watched this while visiting my dad in a nursing home when he was sleeping. The inappropriate laughter that I had to hold in the whole time eased so much of the stress of my whole situation. 10/10
25:33 I'm surprised you've not seen bathrooms without windows, they are pretty common in Scotland they have extractor fans
6:19 if I looked out my window and saw a thief flip over my car with their bare hands I’m helping them rob my house
This comment made me giggle!
@@Ethereal_Amaryllis glad to hear it! Your reply reminded me of this moment and made me smile 😆
12:43 that car is a 1969 Chevy Camaro SS (Super Sport), THE very first generation of the Camaro, equipped with a 396 cc V8 engine pumping out 396 horsepower
9:46 Wow jack went hard on the divorce jokes😂😂
BLATANT THIEVERY!!
Gods Sean and his editor have the best sense of humor
Looking forward to more episodes of this. There's some real nice level variety.
Him breaking the phone got me so hard lol😂😂 27:58
I bet this game was sponsored by Master Lock, since all you need to do to open the locks is to rake them once.
Editor masterclass cuz editing made this 10x times funnier than it already is
"It's not a crime if I don't get caught"
*police sirens start blaring*
that was some god-like comedic timing
Im just imagining jack breaking in to my house and just screaming while trying to steal
It's been so long since we've had a Jacksepticeye VR video.
Seriously one of the funniest videos I have seen on YT in awhile. There are some hilarious vids I have watched, but none that made me laugh almost the entire way thru; and I mean LOUD ass laughter, with lots of heavy wheezing. Ok, the wheezing could be my asthma, but Jack triggered it with making me laugh so damn hard. *PLEASE Jack, gift us with more of this insanity.* Please keep playing this game! I have watched this twice, and still laughed just as much the 2nd time.
I want this to be a series! It's so funny 😄
Now THIS is the content I subscribed too, also, easy down on the edits, I really wanted to enjoy the talking simulator, but it was way too ADHD due to all the edits
It was way too much, couldn’t tell what was the game and what was an edit. I’m here for jack and the game he’s playing, not to hear Yeet 246 times. Zero pacing.
Really killed it with this one. I want a part 2 of naughty safe😂😂
At 7:40 when he said "what are these houses built out of" he sounded really British when he said "out of" I hardly heard any Irish then 😭
As a British person I hear every bit if Irish in that sentence, also Northern England is part of Britain so technically saying he sounded British isn't incorrect
@@crowofjudgement8810 I'm British as well and the "of" sounded quite British to me
"how do my legs work, am I an alien", no you're an octodad.
And now we wait for him to break the blue lamp again
Watching Jack play janky VR games is funny as hell!
Aw jack this was soo awesome!! Cant wait for u to do another episode of this!!! It was so funny
Jack's content has been banging recently.
27:22 That Mission Impossible theme, with the door opening and Sean almost being caught 😆👍
Been there done that, but it was way more gruesome when I did it my little rabbit. 😀