Michael Cohen’s Mean Nickname For Trump | Noem Defends Killing Her Puppy | Boeing Sends A Message

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  • While Donald Trump snoozes in court, his former lawyer Michael Cohen is mocking him on TikTok. Elsewhere, Governor Kristi Noem tried to explain away her puppy murder story, and another Boeing aircraft lost a crucial part mid-flight.
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  • @brianfong5711
    @brianfong5711 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +257

    The irony of Trump calling him "Sleepy Joe"

    • @mattlewis383
      @mattlewis383 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      The irony that comes from him daily.. He plays the 'That's what you are, but what am I?' childish games and it gladly comes to bite him in the ass now and then. I wish it happened more. He's a buffoon of a character.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I was asked to be respectful because I posted the truth.

    • @yugandali
      @yugandali 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Maybe his team is doping him to keep him in order.

    • @FurtiveSkeptical
      @FurtiveSkeptical 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Every accusation is a confession.

    • @andreah6379
      @andreah6379 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not ironic. Hypocritical. The way only Rethuglicons do it.

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +137

    "Donald Shitzenpants?"
    "Well, it Depends..."

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      I see what you did there😂. That's good.

    • @CL-lo4wd
      @CL-lo4wd 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laperryrn
      @laperryrn 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      😂

    • @marcusott2973
      @marcusott2973 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I luv that joke. Hugs to OP.

  • @MasterSkyrim1000
    @MasterSkyrim1000 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +188

    For my family, dogs are basically just other members of the family. To imagine myself *killing* one of them for any reason...what kind of psychopath is this woman?

    • @raphaellavictoria01
      @raphaellavictoria01 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Oh just a regular type. Zero empathy, completely doesn't understand what the fuss is even about. Btw, I personally have no idea what difference it makes whether it was a helpless puppy, or a helpless "working dog". TF it matters?

    • @MasterSkyrim1000
      @MasterSkyrim1000 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@raphaellavictoria01 It's heinous either way, that's for sure.

    • @TheCNYMike
      @TheCNYMike 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Trump's future VP, of course.

    • @blue8493
      @blue8493 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      AND she want's to kill Biden's dog too! C-R-A-Z-Y!

    • @anjaxtv
      @anjaxtv 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      My brother and I ran to get our dogs when our house was on fire. You are a 1000% right, our pets are our FAMILY!!

  • @MartaWomack
    @MartaWomack 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +288

    As a former Animal Control cruelty officer, I am furious with Noem for her choice to kill a perfectly trainable dog. I know there are people out there who would've been VERY happy to take her puppy home with them rather to see it killed. Her own lack of patience in training is utterly appalling.

    • @mojo500100
      @mojo500100 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      Well said. I’m all for publicly ridiculing heinous politicians, but when the nightly monologues veer into the Noem jokes, I need to turn the sound off. She’s hideous, not funny.

    • @raygunsforronnie847
      @raygunsforronnie847 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I suspect Noem herself is untrainable and takes it out on animals, children, and the less fortunate. Oh, wait, that's redundant; she's a rethuglican.

    • @sarahsnowe
      @sarahsnowe 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mojo500100 Yes. Why do Americans vote for such a creature? Why do they vote for Trump? Are they just as mentally defective and just as immoral? Hard to see any other reason.

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The woman is psychotic.

    • @evangeloevoxi
      @evangeloevoxi 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      I've been training dogs since I was 8 YEARS OLD. If an 8 year old girl can turn an aggressive pitbull who had previously been abused by other children, into a loving dog who gives kisses to the girl who trained her, then that tells you how much of a failure Noem truly is.

  • @blueprairiedog
    @blueprairiedog 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +694

    There's a reason Noem is barred from S. Dakota Indian lands.

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

      They're classy people. Cultured.
      And this is no joke or hyperbole.

    • @CitizenAyellowblue
      @CitizenAyellowblue 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      Actually there are dozens of reasons!

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      @@CitizenAyellowblue And there are five more now.

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      For sure!

    • @rochellestarr9538
      @rochellestarr9538 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      YES,WE DONT LIKE RACISTS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @marih3286
    @marih3286 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +433

    I had a pointer. They are considered puppies until the age of 2.
    As the old saying goes, "When someone tells you who they are, believe them".

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      She killed 107 Covid patients for every 100,000. Vermont lost 10. Red states used Covid to reduce entitlement outlays, aka FICA recipients since 80% of the 1st wave's deaths were 65 and over.www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7980794/

    • @brianmeadows1137
      @brianmeadows1137 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      You got that right.

    • @interruptingPreempt
      @interruptingPreempt 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I agree. She's already shown us who she is. That poor dog.
      Also the saying's pretty new; it's from Maya Angelou.

    • @nelliekenny9630
      @nelliekenny9630 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      No bad dogs , just bad owners. She should be barred from owning any more animals.

    • @ronaldbarker5407
      @ronaldbarker5407 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And being elected Do better republicans stop voting in garbage

  • @kristihex8961
    @kristihex8961 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    On behalf of all Kristi's everywhere... We do not support or accept Kristi Noem. Nor any party that would have her as a member.
    Regards
    Kristi

  • @SleepyArcticBirds-ft4lb
    @SleepyArcticBirds-ft4lb 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    Gov. Noem is mentally disturbed and troubled 🧐

    • @sharonwalberg5438
      @sharonwalberg5438 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Govenor Noem has Trumpitis! No cure for stupid! She needs to go to jail on animal cruelty charges!

    • @camjustdoit.7879
      @camjustdoit.7879 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      That's why she supports Trump!!

    • @SleepyArcticBirds-ft4lb
      @SleepyArcticBirds-ft4lb 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@camjustdoit.7879 I completely agree with you‼️‼️🤣

  • @TXnine7nine
    @TXnine7nine 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1119

    Sorry Kristi but 14 months is still a puppy. And it’s not a “working dog” until it’s actually working. Rather than give it up, you shot it for being a dog you couldn’t bother to train correctly. Stop trying to defend the indefensible.

    • @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
      @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      She is a horrible excuse for a human being, just like tRump who she is trying to impress.

    • @philgagnon275
      @philgagnon275 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Please tell me she doesn't have a 14 month old child... Remember... She's a Republican... After it's born it's fair game

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      For a medium sized breed like Cricket, 14 months is borderline. Small breeds are considered adults by around 10 months, and large breeds are considered to be puppies for 2 years of age or even older.

    • @dianevanweelie5233
      @dianevanweelie5233 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@drewlovelyhell4892 Large breeds have shorter life than small breeds. So why would they be puppies longer? Anyway, even if the dog was an adult, no reason to kill it just because it's not bird dog material. More dogs fail police, drug, assistant dog training than pass. These dogs are not all shot to death just because they failed, they are found new homes. Smh

    • @JIM-ot4ws
      @JIM-ot4ws 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

      She should be investigated for animal cruelty and fined.

  • @imayb1
    @imayb1 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +224

    Noem defended killing a puppy because it was a working dog. I wonder if she considers workers disposable in general? In her state, fourteen year olds can be workers.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      Again, she is trying to fool you. A 14-month-old dog is still a puppy! A teenager puppy, but not an adult by any stretch of the imagination.

    • @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don't support Kristi Noem in any way. She is cruel. That said, most people support shooting innocent animals in the head--they just do it vicariously and pay slaughterhouse workers to use the captive bolt gun. We humans don't need to eat other animals (in fact, vegans live on average 6♀️ to 10♂️years longer than carnists). And innocent animals do NOT deserve to be incarcerated, tortured, branded, castrated, and have their teeth and other body parts cut off (all without anesthesia), then killed at a fraction of their normal lifespans--many dismembered while still fully conscious--just for the pleasure of human taste buds. 😢
      You can get out of an abusive relationship today by going vegan.✌🏽❤️🐕🐖🐈🐄🐣
      To quote Alice Walker: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than Black people were made for Whites or women for men."

    • @t.tenney3470
      @t.tenney3470 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes. Workers are disposable to a Narcissist. Only laws save them from these MAGA creatures.

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      But she is wearing a perfect make up and hair. 😂😂😂

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      of course she does. her party believes in child labor. is in every child should be press ganged into working the most dangerous jobs. not sitting on their asses in classes.

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea1624 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    There is no defense for killing that puppy. It was not sick or suffering which is the only reason most sane people would make that decision. If she didn't want the dog, she could have either rehomed the dog or at least surrendered it to a shelter. What she did was nothing short of psycho.

    • @lesliepiper3115
      @lesliepiper3115 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I opine she printed her shameful story because Trupshit hates dogs. She did it to lock up vp nomination.Simple as her arrogant, cruel ideal. Hell ain't half full yet...

  • @user-ce7rn4pn3b
    @user-ce7rn4pn3b 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Charge her for cruelty to animals... 😮

  • @richardderatte6672
    @richardderatte6672 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +637

    Noem seems completely unaware that 1. a dog under 2 years old is not considered an adult dog and 2. When other people have working dogs who aren't trainable, they just give them to a shelter or adopt them out. She had access to the internet, she could have tried so many options before execution. The fact she did something like that in such a rash way, and her conclusion was "You know what, I should kill another animal." tells you she needs serious help.

    • @lyrachle
      @lyrachle 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      A pure bred pointer is costly. Furthermore, all breeds have volunteer activity to rehome one of theirs that isn't a match for the person who has the dog. There is more than cruelty here. Look at how this woman treats her money.

    • @asmith8692
      @asmith8692 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      Watched a TH-cam video by a man who grew up training hunting dogs and he noted that the "trainers" like Noem were generally regarded as assholes. If a style of training didn't work for one of his family's dogs they would trade them to another trainer and would keep doing so until the dog was trained, or deemed not a hunter and was relegated to pet.

    • @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Unfortunately, most people don't have empathy for nonhuman animals. I don't support Kristi Noem in any way. She is cruel. That said, most people support shooting innocent animals in the head--they just do it vicariously and pay slaughterhouse workers to use the captive bolt gun. We humans don't need to eat other animals (in fact, vegans live on average 6♀️ to 10♂️years longer than carnists). And innocent animals do NOT deserve to be incarcerated, tortured, branded, castrated, and have their teeth and other body parts cut off (all without anesthesia), then killed at a fraction of their normal lifespans--many dismembered while still fully conscious--just for the pleasure of human taste buds. 😢
      You can get out of an abusive relationship today by going vegan.✌🏽❤️🐕🐖🐈🐄🐣
      To quote Alice Walker: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than Black people were made for Whites or women for men."

    • @clarencegreen3071
      @clarencegreen3071 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Once had a neighbor, a Minister of the Gospel, who badly was mistreating a young dog. When I confronted him, his explanation was "It's just a hunting dog." Yes, stupid! Later, the minister was removed from his church for cheating on his wife with a member of the congregation. I was not surprised to hear it. He was/is a POS.

    • @WyvernYT
      @WyvernYT 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

      And the problem wasn't that it was a bad dog, the problem was that it was an excitable friendly puppy. There are many homes that would love to take in excitable friendly puppies.

  • @keithbraham6438
    @keithbraham6438 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +272

    Simply put, She killed a bird dog puppy for being a puppy acting like a bird dog and killed a goat for smelling like a goat

    • @JudeNance
      @JudeNance 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      GRRRRR.SHE IS A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A human 🙄

    • @Avarren
      @Avarren 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Perfect level of psychopathy for MAGA!

    • @JohnWerner-te5zy
      @JohnWerner-te5zy 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      So, it's about time Noem was removed for acting like a politician.

    • @keithbraham6438
      @keithbraham6438 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@Avarren Spot on

    • @thomasw.5344
      @thomasw.5344 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      plus 3 horses for being too old at 25. She didn't make tough decisions. She simply shoots every being as soon as it seems to cost her more effort than pulling the trigger

  • @Sandy-du4ev
    @Sandy-du4ev 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +118

    Puppy killing is DISPICABLE!

  • @Gladedancer
    @Gladedancer 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    Noem is a psychopath. That harridan killed an innocent puppy, a playful and loving creature that completely trusted her 😭 Animal cruelty charges should be pressed!

    • @mwater_moon2865
      @mwater_moon2865 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Fun fact... her office tried to point to the law that says that dogs that kill livestock should be put down. But that law very SPECIFICALLY doesn't mention poultry. So when that was pointed out, they referred to another law that says it's only LEGAL to kill dogs that are killing poultry, IF THEY AREN'T ON THE OWNER'S PROPERTY. So since she killed the dog on her own farm, according to the laws they quoted to say it was okay, she's guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor.

    • @rogerbarnes9641
      @rogerbarnes9641 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I believe in karma , imagine being attacked by a pack of rabid dogs 😂.

  • @juliancrooks3031
    @juliancrooks3031 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1155

    Noem shot her dog, her goat, three horses and police are wondering where she was when two Boeing whistle blowers turned up dead?

    • @user-kz9ni8bo2i
      @user-kz9ni8bo2i 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @flackstar007
      @flackstar007 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

      Most people would be arrested for having shot their dog without any valid reason, but in america people can write books about it and be ok.

    • @baht.simpson
      @baht.simpson 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      Underrated comment

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Chicago's lawyers allow companies to kill their customers as it keeps their potential client pool full! United Airlines tried to kill me as a flight attendant 3 times, but I survived, albeit maimed for life and fired for being too disabled to work. Chicago lawyers supported my company instead of preventing TBIs, cervical spondylosis trauma, pneumothoraxes, and death at 36,000 ft. Boeing moved to ORD to cover their algorithms of sycophantic synopsis, aka A.S.S.es, since ORD attornies have no testicles. A.S.S.es have holes for a reason.

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      Noem also just shot herself in the foot.

  • @sirvile
    @sirvile 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +401

    "I've trained dogs for years..." Then why wasn't THAT one trained right?
    Because she's lying.

    • @kamalohim
      @kamalohim 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      because she's a psychopath...

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I suppose her idea of training is a bit off, not so much a lie. She probably believes very firm in her own capabilities, without any doubt whatsoever.

    • @alangrosenheider9654
      @alangrosenheider9654 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@corbeau-_- true and even sadder...she shares that with other narcissistic sociopaths...they believe that "they can do no wrong"...

    • @kennyroman9589
      @kennyroman9589 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      what donald Trump asked china not to stop building! Detention Camps, Why? Because it's Auschwitz all over again for the american people, and others! Wake up!!

    • @kamalohim
      @kamalohim 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@corbeau-_- Any fool can have confidence in themself.

  • @user-hr4rv8rf1w
    @user-hr4rv8rf1w 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Isn’t America big enough to stand up to this liar ?

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The jury's still out on that.

  • @floief
    @floief 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    When I heard about Noem's solution to her problem it broke my heart. As a "dog trainer" she had to have known, that for a lot of dogs, the lightbulb doesn't switch on until they're around 5. For those folks who must be around Kristi Noem....my condolences.....oh, and DUCK!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +343

    Donnie wants to monitor pregnancies... there honestly isn't any reason for women to vote for him...
    Vote Blue 💙 for your rights!

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Sounds like a lunatic. He lost bring Pres with that nonsense.

    • @Krackonis
      @Krackonis 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So the fact he is waging a coup against America to bring it low and make it "Trumpland" or whatever they decide to call it after it's a dictatorship is not reason enough?

    • @magpieradio117
      @magpieradio117 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A vote for Biden is a vote for endless war, massive crime from illegals and massive inflation. Think with your brain, not with desire to murder babies.

    • @courtneybrubaker9738
      @courtneybrubaker9738 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      God no. Making women’s bodies property of the states? No way

    • @MrPhotodoc
      @MrPhotodoc 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      I think I know what "monitor" here means. And it's not good people. It's not good.

  • @baknights14
    @baknights14 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +163

    Idk why trump is so afraid of being in an orange jumpsuit, just look at his skin he's already in an orange jumpsuit.

    • @JLee-rt6ve
      @JLee-rt6ve 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I see a problem here. The guards will think he's escaped all the time because he'll blend in with the jumpsuit. Maybe a clown suit would be better?

    • @baknights14
      @baknights14 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@JLee-rt6ve I feel terrible for those guards. It's no win for them, best case scenario they thought he escaped worst case they think he's not wearing clothes 🤢🤮

    • @goldmandrummer
      @goldmandrummer 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He's upset about the jumpsuit because he won't have his orange makeup in jail and the orange clothes would emphasize the natural skin tone he's so insecure about

    • @Giambijuice
      @Giambijuice 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@JLee-rt6veAll he would have to do is stand in front of a Fanta ad and, like a chameleon, gone 😆

    • @geoffreyhhill
      @geoffreyhhill 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The emperor has no clothes!

  • @DonnaSchebel
    @DonnaSchebel 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Thank goodness for Stephen Colbert. We all need a good laugh after dealing with Trump.

  • @susangreene6449
    @susangreene6449 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    Thank you for the BRILLIANT comic relief Stephen Colbert !! VOTE BLUE VOTE BLUE VOTE BLUE

  • @scottmwilhelms2437
    @scottmwilhelms2437 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +146

    She "trained dogs for years"... apparently badly.

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      But that was just her boyfriends.

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Trained? Using what, shock collars?

    • @JP-lu9ed
      @JP-lu9ed 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Just means she brutalized them and considered it “training”.

  • @colorbugoriginals4457
    @colorbugoriginals4457 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +75

    "it was not a puppy, it was a working dog" 😳 my service dog side-eyeing that like wtf

  • @rudythecat7320
    @rudythecat7320 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Let's not forget that in Great Britain "trump" is the slang word for "fart." Perfect! 😂

  • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
    @georgeb.wolffsohn30 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Although Biden had some issues with falling, at least he RODE the bicycle . Can anyone imagine Trump riding a bicycle ?

    • @bertmortier7678
      @bertmortier7678 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I've tipped over a few times for not managing to clip out of my pedals correctly. Hasn't happened for a long time, but it can happen, especially when having an issue with your cleats.

    • @user-vd2vm8wm9f
      @user-vd2vm8wm9f 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Ditto, he would have to hire someone to run along side to balance unless he uses "training wheels"!! Ha Ha Ha!!

    • @CharlesBridges-np4hv
      @CharlesBridges-np4hv 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@user-vd2vm8wm9fwas thinking the same shit

  • @JLee-rt6ve
    @JLee-rt6ve 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +111

    Noem: "I've trained dogs for years." (That's why the gravel pit is so full.)

    • @pacmonster066
      @pacmonster066 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Of gravel? Oh no....

  • @flackstar007
    @flackstar007 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +268

    Last time I checked a person sleeping in a criminal trial is held in contempt and would be forced to either be awake or be charged with holding the court in contempt (which is very much what trump is currently doing).

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      The judge might be glad he's not spouting his mouth off!

    • @fee6362
      @fee6362 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      To be fair, the judge knows he is old and that he probably has dementia. I guess it's a good idea to let the jury judge about this one

    • @t.tenney3470
      @t.tenney3470 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Make Trump stand in court, to stay awake?

    • @marceld6061
      @marceld6061 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      This could be the contempt that lands him in overnight detention. Without his phone to use to post all his early morning ramblings, maybe he'll get enough sleep to stay awake in court?

  • @nowhereman8374
    @nowhereman8374 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Thx Stephen, you definitely brightened up my morning. My dog loves to be off leash, and in the process, she has reminded me what it is to be young and free. Sometimes she doesn't listen, and I have to work hard to settle her down. I blame myself not the dog.

  • @B1ibrab3aUty
    @B1ibrab3aUty 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop screaming and laughing. Stephen you have to be stopped sir. You are out of control lol. This whole monologue was hilarious. GO STEPHEN!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +146

    "I spent years in Law School, paid thousands of dollars....to hear VonShitzinpants as an offical term"

    • @magpieradio117
      @magpieradio117 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The Democrats are truly corrupt. Donna Brazile or whatever her name is, resigned in disgrace for rigging the Democrat convention, yet all your liberals trust them to tell you that the election was not rigged and that Biden was the best person for the job. Utter disgrace how far US has fallen at the hands of Democratic leaders.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Chicago's lawyers allow companies to kill their customers as it keeps their potential client pool full! United Airlines tried to kill me as a flight attendant 3 times, but I survived, albeit maimed for life and fired for being too disabled to work. Chicago lawyers supported my company instead of preventing TBIs, cervical spondylosis trauma, pneumothoraxes, and death at 36,000 ft. Boeing moved to ORD to cover their algorithms of sycophantic synopsis, aka A.S.S.es, since ORD attornies have no testicles. A.S.S.es have holes for a reason.

  • @Barklikeadog61
    @Barklikeadog61 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +74

    “I love the uneducated” DT. It’s true…the only person he loves is himself.

  • @OscarLangleySoryu
    @OscarLangleySoryu 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    “I’ve been around hundreds of [dogs]” yeah? About 101???

  • @janncoons7445
    @janncoons7445 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    Please dear God don't let us see Von schitzenpants in a bathing suit!!!!

    • @broddr
      @broddr 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Seeing Dumpty’s ass in tennis shorts a few years ago was disturbing enough!

    • @zoerobinson1487
      @zoerobinson1487 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I'd rather see Biden than that! 😂

    • @andreah6379
      @andreah6379 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      A Speedo. 🤮🤣🤣🤣

    • @Will-nb1tc
      @Will-nb1tc 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He'll be wearing a packed Pamper ! Baby Huey size XXXL.

  • @ktm4042
    @ktm4042 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +543

    Too many people surprised by Noem. Y'all forget the gem of a slogan her admin came up with a few years ago regarding the states war on drugs: "Meth- We're on It!"

    • @hansmeier-72
      @hansmeier-72 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      lol

    • @MrPhotodoc
      @MrPhotodoc 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      She has no idea what she's doing.

    • @lorrie2878
      @lorrie2878 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      I didn't know that! Perfect factoid.

    • @zizinnnn
      @zizinnnn 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      oh yeah! i remember that from oliver 😂 she’s a nut

    • @brandiebishop8473
      @brandiebishop8473 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Wow. You honestly can’t make this stuff up

  • @matthewmerchant2038
    @matthewmerchant2038 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +169

    "Unlike Noem, I don't like beating a dead horse" 😂💀

  • @attornurse1
    @attornurse1 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Noem writes a book ! Recounts her experience of frustration with her puppy and admits to killing her puppy because ( A PUPPY ) is behaving like a puppy ! Wow . Gives the people a close of view of her mental instability , inability to control her impulses ! A dire warning and much appreciated by her constituents! She will not be voted back in ! 😊

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Louis' strained 'Wow...' was perfect.
    Perfect.

  • @michaelginever732
    @michaelginever732 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +334

    Noem Defends the indefensible. Not just a psychopath, a psychopath without any perception of normal empathetic human behaviour or ability to imitate such.

    • @Thadmotor1044
      @Thadmotor1044 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      and trump asset part of trump's ongoing Coup .

    • @elizamccroskey1708
      @elizamccroskey1708 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      So a perfect MAGA candidate.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      @@elizamccroskey1708EXACTLY what I was thinking!

    • @helenwheels3341
      @helenwheels3341 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Trump's perfect VP

    • @yvonnetomenga5726
      @yvonnetomenga5726 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      @michaelginever • Noem must be surrounded by psychopaths, or at least other people lacking empathy, because they can't even teach her a response that a decent person would make.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +138

    Oh, I just knew Stephen was going to be all over the "Donald von Shitzenpants" thing!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeffr6206
      @jeffr6206 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Wouldn't his son be Der Baron Von Shitzenpantz?

  • @Marty_Wanlass
    @Marty_Wanlass 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Trump needs to understand that his War on Women has made MOST women furious. We are angry and organized. We will never vote for him. Our votes will go to a decent, caring man....President Biden.

    • @spirit5228
      @spirit5228 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Didn't white women who knew about how this buffone is still vote for him in droves? Even after the access tape? White women typically vote against their own interests, with their white men.

  • @pattyayers
    @pattyayers 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    A 14-month-old dog IS A PUPPY by definition

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +173

    Vote for the man who is currently president and actually won the popular vote who cares about the country, and not the psychopath who's enabling other psychopaths to slowly get more power.

    • @MaekarManastorm
      @MaekarManastorm 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Vote Trump

    • @courtneybrubaker9738
      @courtneybrubaker9738 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Trump lost the popular vote with Hillary and Biden. It was the electoral college votes that matter.

    • @courtneybrubaker9738
      @courtneybrubaker9738 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      @@MaekarManastormnot in my lifetime.

    • @whoseturnisit9733
      @whoseturnisit9733 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Hope you all do, else the world is over with him at the helm.
      Whoever votes for Trump must be the same as him, which is the main reason I won’t visit the US until they are not so hateful. It may never happen.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@MaekarManastorm NO.

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +138

    You will recall just like the abortion issue, Trump let each state decide how they would respond to a global pandemic - see how well that turned out.

    • @philsmith7910
      @philsmith7910 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He’s was number one in spreading falsities about Covid… starting with “It’s a China thing”
      And he made America #1 in the number of deaths from Covid!

    • @HelynnHeels
      @HelynnHeels 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      I remember him complaining that there wouldn't be so many cases of COVID if there wasn't so much testing.

    • @mlt177
      @mlt177 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I just remember him saying can’t we just inject bleach or something like that to kill the virus inside of us?

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @HelynnHeels. He’s a three-year old who still hasn’t been able to comprehend what cause and effect means.

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It turned out so well that my brother is dead.

  • @lemunbalm3731
    @lemunbalm3731 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    The dog was perfectly trainable. She was simply unqualified to train. She didn’t have the decency to hire a trainer nor could she be bothered to adopt the dog out.

    • @WarrenJones-ec8xo
      @WarrenJones-ec8xo 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      When someone's dog bites several people what do you do to it??

  • @susanrobb3004
    @susanrobb3004 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I swear, they’re sedating him to keep him quiet…he can’t control his outbursts.

    • @rathersane
      @rathersane 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Maybe they could borrow Kristi Noem’s old shock collar to keep him from dozing off.

  • @rebeccalyle8443
    @rebeccalyle8443 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +325

    ////; the puppy was 14 months old!!! That woman is evil and I pray to God she is not re-elected. Why not give the puppy away? I can’t stand her.

    • @sam.morr1s
      @sam.morr1s 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Poor animals...😢

    • @jacquelynbrickman2982
      @jacquelynbrickman2982 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Poor Indian Nations that won't let her step foot on their land. And don't forget Trump refers to people he doesn't like as animals....so all lives are not safe from being shot in the face.

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      If there were a god, this woman would not exist.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@roberthill799more proof that's it all fiction

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Your god is evil. Where was it when she killed all the animals? Late as usual...

  • @escottc
    @escottc 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +123

    "People are saying," are the chorus of voices in Trump's head.

    • @Thadmotor1044
      @Thadmotor1044 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      yes people are sayin donald von shitzenpants . What ever the Donald is eating , bad Diet making the Donald bloviating Gasbag

    • @Thadmotor1044
      @Thadmotor1044 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      should try vegan

    • @PennyDavis-cm9tl
      @PennyDavis-cm9tl 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They all call him Sir.

    • @PennyDavis-cm9tl
      @PennyDavis-cm9tl 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      There are prescriptions for that trouble.😮

    • @stevenmoore3480
      @stevenmoore3480 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@PennyDavis-cm9tl yes jail

  • @pjcranberry4912
    @pjcranberry4912 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I love Stephen's sense of humor. 😊😂😊❤

  • @mychannelgoaway2833
    @mychannelgoaway2833 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    That was one of the most hilarious episodes ever! Laugh out loud funny. Keep up the good work!

    • @JS-ps6cb
      @JS-ps6cb 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂 agreed!

  • @humanforotherhumanst4619
    @humanforotherhumanst4619 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +331

    Noemi should have written about her affairs than killing a dog.

    • @barbaramonaco105
      @barbaramonaco105 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      She has had a long affair with Corey Lewandowski. Both of them are married to other people.

    • @KPVFarmer
      @KPVFarmer 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Maybe she’s saving that for her next book

    • @humanforotherhumanst4619
      @humanforotherhumanst4619 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      @@barbaramonaco105 yes, that is true and it doesn't bother the Maga people.

    • @darlenelarochelle4011
      @darlenelarochelle4011 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Yeah. Apparently that's OK now.

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Hello Lewandowski...

  • @ringomylove
    @ringomylove 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +215

    When will Trump be held in contempt of court? Surely if any other defendant fell asleep during their trial there would be consequences?

    • @asmith8692
      @asmith8692 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      As long as he's asleep he's not trying to intimidate witnesses or muttering in court. The judge might actually be semi okay with it.

    • @mattlewis383
      @mattlewis383 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@asmith8692 and the law only says he has to be present

    • @georgebuscay8511
      @georgebuscay8511 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      I worked with the court system for years. I never saw anyone get away with what he does, and if they said an iota of what he's said, they'd at least get a few days to a week in jail. Kathleen

    • @malinolsson5921
      @malinolsson5921 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mattlewis383😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dannycummings2755
      @dannycummings2755 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@MyOutsideSocksThat’s not how it works.

  • @JS-ps6cb
    @JS-ps6cb 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Freezing his drowsy balls off 😂😂😂 omg that made me lol

  • @VickiStanley-nf4gl
    @VickiStanley-nf4gl 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    A good businessman never goes anywhere without a pen.

    • @cindytripp
      @cindytripp 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      There's no proof he is a good business man.

    • @VickiStanley-nf4gl
      @VickiStanley-nf4gl 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@cindytripp That's the point of my post. If he were a good businessman, he would have a pen. tRump is a fraud.

  • @karlspencer5584
    @karlspencer5584 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +165

    Trump is an international embarrassment to USA cheers from Australia

    • @enceladusmoon3577
      @enceladusmoon3577 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Totally agree with you cheers from the UK.

    • @user-ip5dm6jf8k
      @user-ip5dm6jf8k 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Von Shitzenpants! Classic.

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The millions of mean-spirited and illiterate Americans who support that slug are a bigger embarrassment to America.
      -An embarrassed American

    • @joanies6778
      @joanies6778 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes, he is to most Americans, too. He sure has exposed the corruption and radical right wing agendas and prejudices. Now we have to vote blue to fix the laws and loopholes that enabled this pos anywhere near the Oval Office.

    • @lwherndon
      @lwherndon 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Agree and cheers from the US

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +80

    "...because unlike Kristi Noem, I don't like beating a dead horse."
    Oof.

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Stephen Colbert, when Trump bent down to pick up the pen you should of had fart sounds. A missed opportunity.

  • @Arfarf69
    @Arfarf69 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    It should be a federal felony and life in prison any harm to any animals

  • @bobwoods1302
    @bobwoods1302 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    She's admitting to animal cruelty. Can't she be charged?

    • @alysiareid6659
      @alysiareid6659 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I heard it was many years ago. Don't know if it's true.

    • @jamesrowden303
      @jamesrowden303 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@alysiareid6659 It's like confederate monuments, it's a statue of lamentation that is in effect.

    • @andreah6379
      @andreah6379 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Who would? Another Rethuglicon will never do that and no Democrat has any real power to press charges.
      It's a red-ruled state. This is what they do!

    • @mwater_moon2865
      @mwater_moon2865 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fun fact... her office tried to point to the SD law that says that dogs that kill livestock should be put down. But that law very SPECIFICALLY doesn't mention poultry. So when that was pointed out, they referred to another law that says it's only LEGAL to kill dogs that are killing poultry, IF THEY AREN'T ON THE OWNER'S PROPERTY. So since she killed the dog on her own farm, according to the laws they quoted to say it was okay, she's guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor. Dontcha just love a head of a state executive branch not knowing the laws?

    • @garethjones2596
      @garethjones2596 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I believe it is an article of faith among Republicans that elected officials cannot be charged with criminal offences; otherwise we'd have a democracy instead of the dictatorship the Founding Fathers and Supreme Court intended.

  • @o.h.w.6638
    @o.h.w.6638 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    It’s amazing how us pet owners will unite regardless of politics ❤ I love that

  • @j.raymunds
    @j.raymunds 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Always makes me laugh🎉🎉🎉 thank you Mr.Colbert

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +69

    if I knew Trump was going to invite people to throw pens at him, I'd have bought a ticket. and spent twice as much at Staples.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +145

    Jail is a necessary punishment. Lock him Up!

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      If he is convicted in a fair trial.

    • @JIM-ot4ws
      @JIM-ot4ws 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@marcpeterson1092 He shoud have been locked up pending trial in all 4 cases.

    • @jojolouis
      @jojolouis 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@marcpeterson1092 It's trial by jury isn't it ??? so we'll see..... innocent until proven guilty, definitely!!!
      Guilty when proven guilty.

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Everyone online is so eager to hate the other side of the political divide. Nothing but venom. I am just trying to stand up for decency and rationality. The response I get show how unpopular those things have become.

  • @patrich.890
    @patrich.890 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Trump looked out of breath after picking up the pen. 😂

  • @user-vd2vm8wm9f
    @user-vd2vm8wm9f 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Thanks Stephen for making me laugh through the Trump tragedy!😅

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    Great monologue Stephen.
    Her dog was 14 months old it wasn't a tiny puppy but 14 months old is a year and a couple of months so it's still considered a puppy. And if she knew about animals she would have known that. Shame on her.

  • @norarivers2744
    @norarivers2744 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    Love the Cary Grant segment 👏🏽💛✨

  • @jhill4874
    @jhill4874 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    A mean nickname for Trump? How unfair. Trump would never make up mean nicknames for people he doesn't like.

  • @realhorrorshow8547
    @realhorrorshow8547 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Can you imagine Trump in an orange jumpsuit? It'd be like the opposite of the Invisible Man. You wouldn't be able to _not_ see him. He'd burn out your retinas through a brick wall.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +491

    Jail is a necessary punishment. Lock Trump Up!

    • @1truek269
      @1truek269 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Then he can bend down all he wants 😂

    • @jeffereyroderick7006
      @jeffereyroderick7006 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      ​@@1truek269even more. 😂😂⚖️🇺🇸

    • @billgreen1861
      @billgreen1861 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@1truek269
      I wouldn't want to see that. 🙈

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Yes, Hillary's karma is finally catching up on Trump.

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@1truek269He will not be bending down in prison soon.

  • @realitycheck5902
    @realitycheck5902 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +722

    Trump left COVID up to the states too, that didn't turn out well either. Noem should be arrested/charged with animal abuse.

    • @ZephyrysBaum
      @ZephyrysBaum 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Maybe it was better trump leaving COVID with the states though... Didn't he say to inject yourself with disinfectant...

    • @dunbarf2413
      @dunbarf2413 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      Has me thinking he did so as he was too afraid to take responsibility along with accountability even though that was his freaking job! He wants all the glory, the power, the authority, the benefits yet doesn't want to do the work.

    • @josephhawthorne5097
      @josephhawthorne5097 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      @@dunbarf2413 Yea, he openly said he takes no responsibility anytime anything is slightly bad, but happily brags about anything that gets positive coverage. Just another of his pathetic acts that should ruin any hopes of a continuing political career, but unfortunately the base he relies on are so brainwashed they accept that as somehow making him strong and smart, instead of the proof of how weak and cowardly he is.

    • @Al-oe8ib
      @Al-oe8ib 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Trump being anti mask and denying Covid even existed at first, when he knew, killed hundreds of thousands….needlessly. And his recommendations for ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine literally killed 17000 more Americans

    • @nancychandler3673
      @nancychandler3673 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Interesting how California had less deaths from Covid, being the highest populated State. Florida and South Dakota did the worse

  • @sharpnote1480
    @sharpnote1480 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Kristi Noem just doesn’t understand. She is one of the MAGA Republicans that have a hard time thinking.

  • @buddhacat422
    @buddhacat422 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Justice for Cricket! Noem for Prison 2024!

  • @etienelamaine9392
    @etienelamaine9392 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +104

    Remember.. vote for the D candidate D is for defending YOUR RIGHTS. an R WILL REMOVE ALL OF THEM. DEFEND OR REMOVE

    • @tja3495
      @tja3495 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I like that 🗽! Yes, women of America, Trump and Trump's Republican Fascist Party will NOT stop at removing your Healthcare rights, next will be removing your Voting Rights!

    • @CharlesBridges-np4hv
      @CharlesBridges-np4hv 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      NICE ONE

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1049

    Whose boat is this boat?
    It almost scares me that we’ve forgotten just how many stupid, poopy, terrible things this guy did before, during, and after he was given the presidency against the wishes of 81,000,000 Americans.

    • @DorothyChartrand
      @DorothyChartrand 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Jeeezuz is on his side

    • @jspres86
      @jspres86 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Poopy.....

    • @lorrie2878
      @lorrie2878 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

      Make Trump dissappear, pleez Jeezuz!

    • @CupidCrux
      @CupidCrux 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      You just reminded me I need a copy of that book lol

    • @Rebel-ex5ej
      @Rebel-ex5ej 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fuckin Democrats

  • @tammileroux3329
    @tammileroux3329 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    That Boeing lawyer needs to be worried. With Boeing's whistleblowers, two now, suddenly, mysteriously
    died. That lawyer needs to be aware of that all those Boeing slides now know where he lives

  • @mets97
    @mets97 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Not for nothing, but during Kimmel, ABC didn't "bleep" Michael Cohen's little nickname for Trump.

  • @atklm1
    @atklm1 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +163

    Trump apparently cannot stay awake if he's not talking or tweeting. If he has to sit, be quiet and listen to something non-entertaining, he falls asleep. Like a 6-year old that is full of energy but start dozing off in 20 minutes while in the backseat of a car, having to sit quiet without mobile devices.

    • @patrikfloding7985
      @patrikfloding7985 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      He's correct place is in a home for the elderly.

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@patrikfloding7985 No, don't torment the Elderly! Those places are bad enough without having Trump there also.

    • @xixBenjixix
      @xixBenjixix 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      rent free

    • @gemeric4400
      @gemeric4400 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He takes adderall which has a slight touch of meth in it.

    • @atklm1
      @atklm1 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@gemeric4400 Welp, it all keeps adderalling up, I suppose.

  • @jspres86
    @jspres86 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    He wants unchecked power, but he also just wants to be loved! Scars from childhood, and his time at Penn, and from the 90's, and from a decade ago, and from 3 years back, and from last week, and from about 17 minutes ago.

    • @laperryrn
      @laperryrn 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I get what you’re saying but please stop making excuses for this guy.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@laperryrnI think you missed it.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@laperryrn WHOOOOSH !!! lol

    • @ReadABookAndLearn
      @ReadABookAndLearn 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@laperryrnI don’t think pointing out that Trump is a deeply troubled, fragile individual who is perpetually reacting to his emotional wounds which stem from his issues with Daddy as a child is making excuses for him.

  • @searsfarmcat3328
    @searsfarmcat3328 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    That pup could have been rehomed and/or retrained. It was Noem's own failure as a trainer, not the dog's. And Yes, 14 months is still considered a pup! Dogs don't reach their full adulthood until 2 yrs.

  • @deionisgnarly111
    @deionisgnarly111 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That wolf blitzer character is coming along nicely haha

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +123

    5:54 Yes, Donald, you already told us what you like:
    _“I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant. … You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that.”_
    Creep.

    • @dunningkruger3774
      @dunningkruger3774 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      15 year old "women?" I think Donny hung out with Jeffy a little to long-

    • @RobertJohnson-bj5lk
      @RobertJohnson-bj5lk 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@dunningkruger3774
      Epstein didn’t commit suicide, neither did the Boeing Whistleblower. A lot of people who know too much are being unalived like Kristi Noem’s animals.

    • @lilianevanbel3123
      @lilianevanbel3123 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And yet he wants no men in the girls' locker rooms. Yeah, right,go on, you shining example.

  • @jellyphish2112
    @jellyphish2112 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    In a normal universe saying that Cary Grant did not look good in any scenario would be grounds for execution.

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Archibald Leach.

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@-oiiio-3993 "A rose by any other name...." 😉

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @He’s the best and most versatile movie actor I’ve ever seen. Completely at home in both drama (e.g. Notorious) and comedy (e.g. Bringing Up Baby). His comic acting is quite under- appreciated, I think.

  • @Antoila80
    @Antoila80 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    0:40 Forever funny - that gumming had me howling!😁😁😁🤡

  • @user-zu9dl7fs2p
    @user-zu9dl7fs2p 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My family rescued several dogs. We have worked with Blue Heelers, Aussie shepherds, and pudlepointers. It took 2 weeks to train one of them, 4 months for another and it took a year to train another because she was feral and had never seen people before. We never gave up. Our doggos became beloved members of our family who were protected and cherished. That's how it's supposed to be. 🐾

  • @kylehd7
    @kylehd7 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    When he bent down to get the pen, I thought, "Wow, I never thought I'd see the day he'd actually bend down to pick something up off the ground." Turns out, he too was impressed.

    • @JAT-qr8eq
      @JAT-qr8eq 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Joe Biden can still ride a bicycle and manage to pick himself up from a fall. I'm 100% sure he can pick up a pen. I'm not 100% sure D.T, can ride a bicycle.

  • @TSIRKLAND
    @TSIRKLAND 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    "Complaining for Applause" actually sounds like a perfect title for a Lewis Black special!

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It sounds very simular to Patton Oswalts special "talking for clapping"

  • @petesashlyn
    @petesashlyn 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Noem just keeps digging herself deeper and deeper. Maybe she and Eric can hug.

  • @Bamajana
    @Bamajana 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thank you for the laughs, in this sad state of affairs.

  • @titusrider7948
    @titusrider7948 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    Anyone who has had a dog knows that all they really want to do is please you. From the first time you teach them to fetch and they bring back the stick they're usually greeted with 'good boy, great job' maybe not so much when they bring back a lawn ornament, but you get the idea. They'll usually drop the stick at your feet with a slight bow and their but in the air, tail wagging like a high tempo metronome "was that good? Did i do good?..." and on this familiar story a loving bond is built. I can't imagine the horror Cricket must have felt after seemingly grabbing the concept of fetching birds, only to be led to a gravel pit by the one you're trying to please and suddenly shot in the face. What kind of a monster would do this?

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      And according to her, Cricket was having the time of her life running around and that’s when she decided the dog needed to die. 😥

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      She's sickening, and she has no defense. Even "working dogs" would be trained with positive reinforcement well past two years old. She's a sociopathic liar.

    • @asmith8692
      @asmith8692 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      And justifying it because Cricket snapped at her. An overexcited anything doesn't always identify who's trying to grab them.

    • @karinbarger9192
      @karinbarger9192 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I would consider anything she says, after learning what she’s done, as total BS!!!

    • @mlt177
      @mlt177 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Better keep an eye on her. That’s the very same way several serial killer’s started out!

  • @Nite2012Mare
    @Nite2012Mare 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    Dementia Don for prison bride 👍 👍
    -he is what happens when you pay people to do your homework all your life. 🙄

  • @storywala88
    @storywala88 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    How dare you say against Carry Grant! This is where we draw the line! 😂

  • @anitadees4223
    @anitadees4223 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Noem is a LIAR. If she thinks we'll believe that a 14-month-old puppy is capable of behaving like a well-trained hunting dog, she is deluded. She got such a thrill out of snuffing the puppy, she immediately dragged a billy goat to the quarry and killed him too.

  • @aaronpeart
    @aaronpeart 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    “My opponent is so old! Now let me refer to basically the first movie star to ever exist”

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It always kills me when Trump makes age jokes about a man who's four years older than he is. You ain't exactly a spring chicken yourself, Donny!

  • @Xaniker
    @Xaniker 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    It was not a puppy but a working dog? It was an innocent living being which had no choice where it was born into and deserved to live.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      At 14 months old, Cricket was STILL a puppy. Don't let her mislead you.

    • @Xaniker
      @Xaniker 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@DissectGibberish oh yes. 14 months is definitely puppy. She can't mislead me though. No matter what age it is it doesn't deserve that.

  • @evangeloevoxi
    @evangeloevoxi 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I laughed way too hard when Stephen said "Should we maybe.... Kiss?" Lmfao the audience groan 🤣😂😭

  • @TheThomasG
    @TheThomasG 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the moment with the courtroom sketch with the jumpsuit… amazing