*courier wakes up* *fan is spinning* *he sees an old man sitting next to his bedside* *tries to stand up* "Woah, easy there, easy! You've been out cold for a couple of days now. Why don't you just relax a second? Get your bearings. Lets see what the damage is... How bout' your name? Can you tell me your name?"
And the worst parts is that all mods are still a bad reskins of crossbow. Is there really not a single gun mod for Skyrim with custom animation and sound?
Jenassa constantly proving herself one of the best followers in Spiff's videos 👌 She's not coded to abstain from fights with normal NPCs, and will attack anyone you do
Can you imagine being able to kill every single NPC in the game? -Join Stormcloacks...Canceled -Join the Imperial... Canceled -Speak to the Jarl of Whiterun...Canceled -Reach the troath of the world...Canceled -Listen to Brinjolfs scheme...Canceled -Kill Grelda the kind...Complete -Kill Alduin...Complete
I wonder how well it’d work with the Exploding Chicken Mod which does exactly what it says on the tin by causing every chicken in the game to violently explode when literally anything hits them.
That's why I loved Morrowind. It would let you kill anyone by default, all that would happen is a little message would pop up saying 'you might want to reload because the future of your world has no hope' or something along those lines lol
You were exactly right: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
Generic VR TH-camr He originally used normal stock photos, but somebody got upsetti spaghetti about it so he had to buy the stock images and add his own watermark
Imagine a Whiterun guard coming up to you with an AK-47 and saying “YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE”
"I mean, technically we have committed war crimes which will go down in history of Skyrim forever but you know, it's the friends you make along the way"
So just for general knowledge: time is always written out using the numerical symbols. You'd say "4:30 a.m." instead of "four thirty" - with numerical values anything over ten is also written out with numerical symbols; ie "25 apples" and not "twenty five apples" - but ten and under would be the word written out like "seven" instead of "7"
The mod conquest of Skyrim would let you conquer Skyrim for the glorious land of spifftopia land of the tea drinkers.... Brought to you by yorkshire gold
I would actually like to see more of this character. There’s just something satisfying about a British man playing as a totally legit human being with a chicken launcher.
>Become Dragonborn. >Be obligated by destiny to save everyone in Skyrim. >Don't have to save anyone in Skyrim if there isn't anyone in Skyrim. Yeah, this is big brain time.
When I saw the courier show up all I could think was , “don’t shoot him in the head or else he will rise from the grave and hunt you down for revenge.” And then he...shot him in the head.
Spiff: 0:07 "What's going on? A rumbling?" The construction crew with a jackhammer outside my house: Making your video experience as realistic as possible!
well i would do something but we must knows its gender and care for its needs before we do anything you know human right and all so where the lizard gos around killing we must spend weeks working out what to do ahh politics
@@insaincaldo no no you see us on the empire are far left twats we suck elf dick every night and show respect for human rights of all every those of the minority lizard population lol unlike those far right stormcloak who wont show respect for him and will just guns him down without a fair hearing even a court case lol
"Oh, if I had my full power, granting that would be trivial. I'd simply snap my fingers, and everyone in Skyrim would die. War resolved." - Clavicus Vile Thank you for fulfilling this Daedric Prince's idea.
Lol this gave me an idea. What if somebody made an overhaul mod where all regular weapons are replaced with guns, and you can still forge, enchant and craft them like regular weapons.
@@kabalofthebloodyspoon Since our beloved Tea Drinker plays video games, he'll most likely be flagged as "kid friendly" and will lose all monetization and no longer be recommended, as well as losing his comments section. . . among other things.
This was a weird thing in Timesplitters Future Perfect, too. The "Soviet Rifle" weapon is pretty obviously based on the FAL, a distinctly non-Soviet weapon. That this seems to have cropped up again in a Skyrim mod of all places, I am confused as all hell.
4:20 that’s not an M4, that’s an AR15 upper and lower receiver with a G3 heatguard and stock along with a random, presumably 20 round 7.62mm magazine and a certain front iron sight. I love your work, Spiff. I just want to let you know your error.
Clearly you havent been paying attention in history class. The British were a nasty bunch after Rome left. But at the time they had vikings and romans in their bloodlines, so yeah..
1:05 the fact that he said something along the lines that england always has everything overpowered and then a pic of a gattling gun turret shows up while he says "assault rifles" makes it 100% better
"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM."
Brit: "And we're going to be using...assault rifles" *Shows a picture of a belt fed minigun* Me: calm down there, USA Today, before you have another "under barrel chainsaw" incident.
"And the first elected leader of Skyrim by a majority of 1 Mr Steve Human"
@@thespiffingbrit Skyrim, but it's actually Tropico 6.
@@thespiffingbrit Make sure steve registers to vote i dont know what happens if noone votes
@@thespiffingbrit B
Unless it's a fake democracy 😝
@@thespiffingbrit but who is going to pick the tea leaves?! I don't think you thought that through
The vanilla kill cam showing a chicken being shot into the back of of a fleeing child at 8:05 is nothing short of modern art.
Laughing so hard
I need to make a gif of that LOL
Hotline Miami
I almost choked I was laughing so hard.
It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
"Skyrim with guns!"
So.. Fallout 4?
"With no NPCs."
Oh. Fallout 76.
Ahahahaha nice one
Some still say Todd died at 76
No... todd didnt die at 76... he died in skyrim... with guns... he was clearly an npc
underrated
Criminally underrated comment.
Spiff: kills a child
Me: *he's accomplished the impossible*
Ankian would be proud.
Im not saying I'm gonna kill the kids I'm just saying it's a little immersion breaking when braith runs through fire like a fucking demon
Ill say it for you, ok?
*FOR LEGAL RESONS THIS IS A JOKE*
**War Crimes** have entered the chat.
Fylkir 100 "ironheart" approves
Spiff: "god that's morbid"
Also spiff: makes a ragdolling rabbit corpse dance and sing for several minutes
Some one call Peta
@@yanfang1975 peta would do the same
he morbed all over the rabbit
@@yanfang1975 sounds like something they'd do
Knows the majority of NPCs by name, calls Alduin "Dragon"
alduin is so weak in his presence that even the almighty britman does not bother to remember his true nMe
He only remembers names related to a game breaking interaction so alduin is useless to him
Actually they call the world eater returns
Fooooooos rahhhhh haaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaakahakhakahakhaaaaa
Transalation : alduin mad
It's because in comparison to him the dragon Is inferior
Shoots Courier
"Truth is, game was rigged from the start"
*courier wakes up*
*fan is spinning*
*he sees an old man sitting next to his bedside*
*tries to stand up*
"Woah, easy there, easy! You've been out cold for a couple of days now. Why don't you just relax a second? Get your bearings. Lets see what the damage is... How bout' your name? Can you tell me your name?"
@@FilmsNerf2 This honestly explains allot about the Skyrim Courier.
"You're awake. How about that"
@@FilmsNerf2 My name is Steve Human, The Lizard Human's legend lives on
It's the other way around. He says that, THEN shoots him. He doesn't shoot him first, there would be no reason to say that if he did.
“Just because they wanted to do a little bit of imperial taxation, that’s hardly a reason to rebel” As an American I feel called out
Don't feel called out, feel flattered our little sisters across the pond are still flustered all these centuries later
*Triggered*
Yet somehow we're ok having a TRILLION of our tax dollars needlessly fund our military...
@@ShrexyGuyAmerica, it’s like Britain, but for men.
@@ShrexyGuy feel flattered this video is made to portray the high school experience
"Dalphine is critical to progressing in the storyline" *Immediately chickens her to death* I pissed myself laughing
dalphine?its delphine
@@klack1l technically, even in the game they spell her name wrong...
it's spelled "cunthair"
@@klack1l don't care mate, she's worthless
@@klack1l Actually it's Dolphin
"I'm sorry, even the younglings have to go"
It's like Anakin Skywalker all over again.
Oh no
It's over younglings - I have the playground ...
Mr Steve Human has a higher body count
Master Spiffing, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
@@arkonez6730 Then we'll FIGHT IN THE SHADE!!!
Murdering npc's has never been more fowl.
I hate that I immediately got this. But I more so hate that I didn't think of using that
_"Skyrim But I use Modern Guns To Break The Game And Kill NPCS"_
So basically you are playing Fallout 4
Why do I keep seeing you in almost every comment section
Oh so you're awake...
its New Vegas
OH FUCK OFF JUSTIN I DIDNT SEE ONE OF YOU COMMENTS FOR ATLEAST 2 MONTHS AND BAM YOUR HERE
In your obituary they will write, he commented on every video, what a legend
3:14 Ulfric is literally the high king
underrated comment
@Y B are you dumb lol
No, Elisif the Fair is the High Queen.
Ulfric is the deceased former Yarl of Windhelm.
Ulfric is a usurper and a powerhungry tyrants. Skyrim’s better off without him!
:P
He’s been smoking to mutch crystal meth agin
“He can’t hear he’s got AirPods in.”
Yep that's how I die
Lol
Lol
The vault dweller takes a magic portal to Tamriel and its just nice to see trees that don't talk. The bugs are the same though.
so your job in skyrim is to stop alduin from killing everybody and you decided to do that, by doing it before he can?
seems legit.
Somehow you used the wrong formula and got the right answer
Alduin won't kill people if you never meet or hear about him
It worked for Arthas
Well it does work right?
"Skyrim but I use guns to break the game"
More like: "to brutally break the Geneva Convention"
Convention be damned.
Me: is playing skyrim
spiff: uploads skyrim video about breaking the game
Me: downloads the mod
My pc: breaks in half
did it at least tried to get on fire while breaking in half?
Did you drink yorkshire gold before attemting to play the mod?
Smooth 60fps was never an option
What mod was it?
Reanu Keeves climbs out of the remains of the computer.
This is the most "Jacky Daytona, regular human bartender serving human alcohol beer" energy video yet. I love it.
"And what are we going to name our lizard person?"
Mark Zuckerburg.
Oy vey
@@PingasMonkey3rdClass that boy is gay
More like Zark Muckerburg.
Mark is a robot not a lizard.
@@PingasMonkey3rdClass can we not do the jq thing.
"You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved guns. Curved. Guns."
I hear curved barrel ballistics weapons work REALLY well.
Jezails are a thing. Afghans are basically Redguards.
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Going with your logic, Khajiits are asians, and High Elves are WW2 Germany.
@@quiviknotpotato6806 Nords= Danes
Khajitts=Japanese
Argonians=Kongolese
Imperials=Romans
Redguards=Arabics
Orcs=Cumans
Altmer=Aztecs
Bosmer=Mayans
Dunmers=Sumeria
Spiff: "Look here! Skyrim with Guns"
Me: "Hey I've seen this one before."
Spiff: "What are you talking about? It's brand new!"
Ah good reference
It’s from Far Cry 3
And the worst parts is that all mods are still a bad reskins of crossbow. Is there really not a single gun mod for Skyrim with custom animation and sound?
Jenassa constantly proving herself one of the best followers in Spiff's videos 👌
She's not coded to abstain from fights with normal NPCs, and will attack anyone you do
Lol, pretty sure she was going on a power trip against the Ebony Warrior with those AK's!
11:48 That's not a catapult, that's a cattle-pult.
I'm not apologizing for this.
I want to thank you for this
No need to apologize that was great
Cowtapult?
My Vids are alot like the Spiffing Brits.
My lawyers may want to talk to you.
When you're just chilling in Riverwood and some argonian pulls out a minigun
Night Terror *chicken gun
You mean a perfectly normal human pulls out a minigun.
When that situation turns into predator 2 and everyone pulls out a gun
“FOR TALOS”
Relatable
Can you imagine being able to kill every single NPC in the game?
-Join Stormcloacks...Canceled
-Join the Imperial... Canceled
-Speak to the Jarl of Whiterun...Canceled
-Reach the troath of the world...Canceled
-Listen to Brinjolfs scheme...Canceled
-Kill Grelda the kind...Complete
-Kill Alduin...Complete
To be fair, you'd have to reach the throat of the world to kill the greythroats
@@RocketCouch heh "greythroats"
@@IronGiant131 Haha, didn't even realize I flubbed that
@@RocketCouch lol
so what, you mean morrowind?
18:32 A wise man ones said “oh there’s a child *Bang *Bang *Bang”
Spiff: *kills Nazeem
[Everyone liked that]
*whispers from the grave* "do you get to the cloud district often? What am I saying, of course you don't"
[Everyone loved that]
@@rebelgaming1.5.14 Ackatosh: "I cannot, for mine life, remove him from existence."
me:( doesn't get to the cloud district very often)
Nazeem:( laughs in douchbag)
that chicken launcher is totally something Sheogorath would make
An the cow catapult 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@markblackburn2343 He'd prolly make a Khajjitapult
I wonder how well it’d work with the Exploding Chicken Mod which does exactly what it says on the tin by causing every chicken in the game to violently explode when literally anything hits them.
It's lore friendly lol...
@@missi44 that’s just my character on 230 skooma
That's why I loved Morrowind. It would let you kill anyone by default, all that would happen is a little message would pop up saying 'you might want to reload because the future of your world has no hope' or something along those lines lol
You were exactly right:
"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
@@tree-stuffer why they would remove that baffles me
I've only just realised those stock photos say spiffco
Neve knew, thanks for letting me know 😅
Generic VR TH-camr He originally used normal stock photos, but somebody got upsetti spaghetti about it so he had to buy the stock images and add his own watermark
@@thespiffingbrit not many it appears
@@graysoncarter9925 aah thank you very much
@@thespiffingbrit probably anyone who started watching after the copyright dispute.
“Killing all NPCs in Skyrim”, alternate title “making Skyrim as populated as Fallout 76”
Imagine a Whiterun guard coming up to you with an AK-47 and saying
“YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE”
"I say, 'Nice gun', soldier."
Anything but I’d rather die than go to jail
"I mean, technically we have committed war crimes which will go down in history of Skyrim forever but you know, it's the friends you make along the way"
we call that a traffic stop in some states :)
DA !
At first I was like "oh, Ulfric is just floating" then I saw his eyes and screamed internally, since it's four thirty
So just for general knowledge: time is always written out using the numerical symbols. You'd say "4:30 a.m." instead of "four thirty" - with numerical values anything over ten is also written out with numerical symbols; ie "25 apples" and not "twenty five apples" - but ten and under would be the word written out like "seven" instead of "7"
@@mason96575i was scrolling through these comments and i read this when it hit four thirty ey em
@@iowasucks9494 😭
“Don’t come to the college of winterhold tomorrow”
**ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUT RUN MY GUN**
- said the quiet kid
thy many people of the land shall flee shall flee to evade thou bow
thy many people of the land shall flee shall flee with haste greater to thou arrow
started medieval lad quest.
LMAO
“Ooo there’s a child”
-Spiff 2019
No U this sounds very strange out of context, doesn’t it 😂😂
It isn't the weirdest thing spiff has said god I love this channel
_m a s t e r s k y w a l k e r_
Fearless seriously why do I need a last name OH FRICK
5:44 "Ahh yes. Spider killing time! Perfect This is exactly what guns where designed for."
Arachnophobes: "Exactly!"
"Remember.... no Nord."
"Even the Younglings have to go"
*Anakin Skywalker Approves This Message*
i have spoken
Why 😑
Oof. Thaz DARK.
Spiff to Janessa right before entering Dragonsreach: “Remember, no Skyrim”
Under rated comment lmao
I had a mix between a giggle and chortle at this XD
?
John Smith it’s a reference
@@ExtraPlanar yeah, but to what?
The mod conquest of Skyrim would let you conquer Skyrim for the glorious land of spifftopia land of the tea drinkers.... Brought to you by yorkshire gold
"We'll be using assault rifles"
*shows a gatling gun*
Gatling gun is best assault rifle
Also an ar15 for some reason. Also the ak isn't an ak
@@hornyducks4090 The AK is a stockless FAL/Galil that is using a PMAG. Because reasons.
@@TMega5612 yeah it's a fal. And does there have to be a reason? It go pew pew real good
@@hornyducks4090 I mean the FAL doesn't take PMags, so that's probably a decent reason right there.
I would actually like to see more of this character. There’s just something satisfying about a British man playing as a totally legit human being with a chicken launcher.
My Vids are alot like the Spiffing Brits.
Sevience No one asked...
Sevience no they aren’t.
@Sevience They’re actually not
@@sevience1300 no where near Brits
"I'm going to use the AK!"
Model is actually a stockless FAL......
I'm glad i wasn't the only one bothered by that
Plus the "M4 Carbine" is actually an LR-300, but, at least the LR-300 is based on the M4, can't say the same for the Ak and FAL
Don't get me started with every military shooter Calling any Russia firearm an ak47
I found the muricans
@David Bury and if you owned one or was interested in the history of weapons, you would know that AK47s are rare in the wild.
i was scrolling through youtube and stumbled upon this absolute legend and my new favorite person
Spiff is the best. I'm currently rewatching this. I love him so much.
Literally same in the past 3 days, all because I downloaded skyrim from game pass 😂 loving these
>Become Dragonborn.
>Be obligated by destiny to save everyone in Skyrim.
>Don't have to save anyone in Skyrim if there isn't anyone in Skyrim.
Yeah, this is big brain time.
When I saw the courier show up all I could think was , “don’t shoot him in the head or else he will rise from the grave and hunt you down for revenge.” And then he...shot him in the head.
Fallout New Vegas reference?
@@yewchicken2298 Yes
@@yewchicken2298 no
You mean a cowboy robot will dig his body out of a shallow grave, taking him to a doctor which then performs brain surgery on him
the game was rigged from the start :(
When an American wakes up and hears: “Hey you, you’re finally awake!”
A unsc Marine tells you this "finally you're awake" while been captured by the american empire.
I live in Texas. Can confirm.
God bless. 🇺🇸
Sounds about right
Bad teeth
This might be Spiff's finest video yet. Damn I want to drink tea!
"I cant let people live, you know how it's like"
Spiff, 2019
A most relatable quandary
Spiff: 0:07 "What's going on? A rumbling?"
The construction crew with a jackhammer outside my house: Making your video experience as realistic as possible!
"We will be using assault rifles."
**shows a minigun**
Unclecomrade420 I’m disappointed he barley touched any weapons, still a good video though
and the M4 carbun
It’s a weapon used to assault, he was in the clear
SoulGamess 1 so that includes a pipe right?
Ashantar Taran yes it does, it is a weapon used to assault
This let's me live out my contemplations about "how much damage could I do if I brought xyz modern weapon into the past"
"Wait a second, don't you know that I am a politician? There's not enough for ANYONE BUT MEEEE!"
Too real.
"I saw... Holograms of Spiff... Killing younglings..."
"No. Not Spiff!"
"Bruh, you know who you're talking about right?"
"someone has to do something, yet no one is doing anything"
That's politics for ya
Someone, anyone but me. This Lizard has guns and I don't even know what that is.
haha i thought the same when i heard it xD
well i would do something but we must knows its gender and care for its needs before we do anything you know human right and all so where the lizard gos around killing we must spend weeks working out what to do ahh politics
@@insaincaldo no no you see us on the empire are far left twats we suck elf dick every night and show respect for human rights of all every those of the minority lizard population lol unlike those far right stormcloak who wont show respect for him and will just guns him down without a fair hearing even a court case lol
21:09 this is the most satisfying piece of theatre in the world.
You could say its a “Cattlepult”
You could also not
You could also say it’s a “Cow-tapult”
Steak Launcher
Beefzooka
Shrekpactio *incoherent Spanish singing*
"Oh, if I had my full power, granting that would be trivial. I'd simply snap my fingers, and everyone in Skyrim would die. War resolved." - Clavicus Vile
Thank you for fulfilling this Daedric Prince's idea.
Thalmor: *outlaws Talos worship*
Me: *Loads LMG with religious intent*
Soviet_Potato “I get that religion is important and all, but......”
Thalmor Agent: Talos is a false god.
Talos Worshiper: *Bold words for someone in assault cannon range.*
Countryhumans is an abomination
*convert to holy Polandball*
@@theguylivinginyourwalls you talk a lot of shit for someone in assault cannon distance
all of you talk a lot of shit for people in smiting distance
Lol this gave me an idea. What if somebody made an overhaul mod where all regular weapons are replaced with guns, and you can still forge, enchant and craft them like regular weapons.
Steve Human is gunning for leadership, he's simply killing it
His slogan, "I'll give each of you a shot"
Love your videos
Badum ssss
Alternative title : “how to be demonetised on TH-cam”.
Demonetisation is the least of his worries at this point what with youtubes newest rules coming out soon thanks to the FTC.
@@bibby659 what did the feds do? Link pls
@@kabalofthebloodyspoon COPPA, something about TH-cam farming data and ads on kids. Which the FTC doesn't allow.
@@kabalofthebloodyspoon Since our beloved Tea Drinker plays video games, he'll most likely be flagged as "kid friendly" and will lose all monetization and no longer be recommended, as well as losing his comments section. . . among other things.
@@bushmaster6894 who the fuck do they think they are telling us how to live in Europe!?! no step on snek
*Spiff shoots Courier* "The game was rigged from the start~"
IT'S AT 69, NO ONE LIKE!
@@LilMcMoffett 🧐
Here we go again.
At 18:32 of the spree, the way he says "ooh, there's a child!"😂😂😂😂😂
"I will be using the legendary AK47 Rogues,"
*takes out Paratrooper FALs*
This was a weird thing in Timesplitters Future Perfect, too. The "Soviet Rifle" weapon is pretty obviously based on the FAL, a distinctly non-Soviet weapon.
That this seems to have cropped up again in a Skyrim mod of all places, I am confused as all hell.
Skryim: American Edition
alt name : Oswald.. or Berkowitz?!
could be a very long list..
*Todd Howard wants to know your location
Skyrim but it's American and played by a Brit
damn this is old-ish
Skyrim: Education Edition
Alternate title: “challenge: how many war crimes can you commit in 25 minutes”
Otherwise known as "American President Simulator 2019"
😂😂😂
I’d love a video continuing this campaign.
“I once was an adventure like you until I took a 30cal to the knee”
All the other nords with the pumped up kicks, better run, better run, outrun my gun.
Yes haha run from my bullet
All the khajits with the pump up kicks better run better run faster than my bullet
21:34 "It's the friends you make along the way..." really cracked me up - that was way better than even the cow-catapult!
4:20 that’s not an M4, that’s an AR15 upper and lower receiver with a G3 heatguard and stock along with a random, presumably 20 round 7.62mm magazine and a certain front iron sight. I love your work, Spiff. I just want to let you know your error.
A fellow American I see.
all of that and yet you're still wrong. it's an LR-300 and it's model is ripped straight from stalker.
i just want to let you know your error.
@@theoverseersoffice5533 nice, I'm not an expert. Thanks for the correction. Same thing tho, right? Jk, I know they are different
0:46
_What do you mean British?_
This is definitely an American challenge.
This is clearly an American thing.
nah if it was american the guns would be labeled correctly
Clearly you havent been paying attention in history class. The British were a nasty bunch after Rome left. But at the time they had vikings and romans in their bloodlines, so yeah..
The British had guns before 'muricans were a thing, you know.
No he isn’t in a school
Alternate title: "British man behaving like US citizen"
Can confirm
The only way he could make it more american would be if he did that in a school (Maybe the bard's or the mage's college).
with the most butt fuck and heinous M4 I've ever seen
No rear sight block, no buffer tube, Galil style hand grip, square butt stock the list goes on and on
@tacoburrito Swanson Hell yeah BRUTHR
"Oh no. Bethesda Game Studios! It's presenting something! *gasp* It's Skyrim!"
-Everyone everytime Bethesda released a new version of Skyrim
Bethesda can't seem to make anything but Skyrim on every device capable of it
That gasp has slowly gone from excitement to bewilderment
1:05 the fact that he said something along the lines that england always has everything overpowered and then a pic of a gattling gun turret shows up while he says "assault rifles" makes it 100% better
It's like Skyrim with guns!
Hmmmm... feels familiar
Mr Steve Human, "I am the leader of Skyrim"....
*Reanu Keeves has entered the chat*
Mr Steve Human uses gun
Reanu Keeves is immune to Gun
Reanu Keeves uses Weak Punch
It’s a one hit KO
Mr Steve Human feinted
Lam Fan reanu leaves leveled up.
Bagel Ninja leaves?
Lam Fan yeah. He leaves because he could care less. Also he just quick saved before leaving. If said
Lam Fan jk on everything leaves was autocorrect. But the quick save wasn't a joke
"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM."
Seen so many Star Wars references and I love you all. thank you.
*Mr. Steve Human shoots dog*
(Reanu Keeves appears)
Steve: “Why do I hear boss music?”
I honestly died laughing when he said “ oh no hes got air pods in”
*cue the sound of being riddled with arrows*
Omg He can hear me liking his comment
*He has his Air Pods in*
guard: protecting village with his life because he loves the people and his family
spiffy: murders him with a chicken
“Don’t come to Helgen tomorrow”
That distinguish between AR15 and M4 because of different mod is just a great topping for the hilarious quality xD
Spiffing: "Today we'll be playing some Skyrim!"
Modern Weapons: *Hey, you're finally awake!*
I feel that there was a lack of TNT in this episode.
Sure, but there was a surprise exploding cow.
Mr. Torgue is not pleased, needs more mother fucking explosions!
Misread that as "Lack of TMNT".
Spiff *Walks upstairs and sees guard*
Jenassa: "So anyway I started blasting"
17:41 "including the children, im sorry. even the younglings have to go."
Notice how not a single Stormcloak or imperial used magic, all but one: Ulfric and his one shout.
"That's why you never wear your fantastic Gucci airports to the execution."
- Closed Captions (1:57), 2020
Well how else am I meant to fly?
"Assault Rifles"
Me: Stares at pic thinking
"That's Right Ladies and Gentlemen"
"i actually have a few more places to venture OH THERES A CHILD"
I’m disappointed someone missed the opportunity to name the catapult a “cowtapult”.
For real...
Cowtaput went kaput
a treb-moo-chet, if you will
Tim Arnold even better 😂
Was just thinking this, checked comments to see if someone else thought so too. Good form.
8:24
"I used the Chicken to destroy the Chicken."
The evil dragon can't kill everyone if they're already dead.
He can still eat their souls in Sovngard
@@exantiuse497 But eventually everyone will be dead and there will be no more souls to eat and he'll starve to death.
Imagine your on a cart and the guy who’s unconscious wakes up and starts talking about how he’s going to kill everybody in the country.
MFW he literally shoots the messenger and misses the opportunity to make the joke.
Brit: "And we're going to be using...assault rifles"
*Shows a picture of a belt fed minigun*
Me: calm down there, USA Today, before you have another "under barrel chainsaw" incident.
COD really has changed a lot huh
@@welshieranger4697 you mean NORD right? 🤷
@@welshieranger4697 but which nord tho