Skyrim, but with MODERN WEAPONS
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 มิ.ย. 2024
- The Elderscrolls Skyrim is a legendary fantasy adventure game that everyone has played at least once in their life. So today I chose to revisit the game and ask the question. What if they just used guns to defeat the dragon. and Can you beat skyrim with a minigun? These are the important questions which have gone unanswered for too long! So yes today we are going to break the game with the power of modern weapons!
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
So sit back relax and enjoy this skyrim challenge!
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Title: Skyrim But I use Modern Guns To Break The Game And Kill NPCS - Can You beat skyrim with no NPCS
Last Skyrim Break with Modern GunsTitle: SKYRIM But I Use Modern Weapons To Break The Game - Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A MINIGUN?
#funny #montage #Skyrim
00:00 - (Coming Up) CHICKEN BOOYYY
00:05 - What's that rumbling?
02:00 - Mr. Steve Human.
02:29 - Getting out of imprisonment.
05:55 - Getting our GUNS.
07:01 - GUNS Pt. 1: CHICKEN LAUNCHER
11:42 - GUNS Pt. 2: PORTABLE CATAPULT
13:05 - GUNS Pt. 3: MODERN GUNS
14:50 - Becoming the mayor of Whiterun, legally.
17:48 - Everyone is not safe.
23:40 - DRAGONS vs GUNS
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"And the first elected leader of Skyrim by a majority of 1 Mr Steve Human"
@@thespiffingbrit Skyrim, but it's actually Tropico 6.
@@thespiffingbrit Make sure steve registers to vote i dont know what happens if noone votes
@@thespiffingbrit B
Unless it's a fake democracy 😝
@@thespiffingbrit but who is going to pick the tea leaves?! I don't think you thought that through
"Skyrim with guns!"
So.. Fallout 4?
"With no NPCs."
Oh. Fallout 76.
Ahahahaha nice one
Some still say Todd died at 76
No... todd didnt die at 76... he died in skyrim... with guns... he was clearly an npc
underrated
Criminally underrated comment.
Spiff: kills a child
Me: *he's accomplished the impossible*
Ankian would be proud.
Im not saying I'm gonna kill the kids I'm just saying it's a little immersion breaking when braith runs through fire like a fucking demon
Ill say it for you, ok?
*FOR LEGAL RESONS THIS IS A JOKE*
**War Crimes** have entered the chat.
Fylkir 100 "ironheart" approves
“Ah yes killing spiders that is what guns were made for.” I completely agree spiff
Of course, I kill spiders with my Bazooka all of the time. And people say I’m crazy.
@@automaticninjaassaultcat3703 I do, it’s what I call my BB gun.
@@automaticninjaassaultcat3703 it's a joke smartass
Fire also works
I use black spray paint
“Just because they wanted to do a little bit of imperial taxation, that’s hardly a reason to rebel” As an American I feel called out
Don't feel called out, feel flattered our little sisters across the pond are still flustered all these centuries later
Dah dah dah, dun dunnah...
*Triggered*
Yet somehow we're ok having a TRILLION of our tax dollars needlessly fund our military...
@@ShrexyGuyAmerica, it’s like Britain, but for men.
Knows the majority of NPCs by name, calls Alduin "Dragon"
alduin is so weak in his presence that even the almighty britman does not bother to remember his true nMe
He only remembers names related to a game breaking interaction so alduin is useless to him
Actually they call the world eater returns
Fooooooos rahhhhh haaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaakahakhakahakhaaaaa
Transalation : alduin mad
It's because in comparison to him the dragon Is inferior
The vanilla kill cam showing a chicken being shot into the back of of a fleeing child at 8:05 is nothing short of modern art.
Laughing so hard
I need to make a gif of that LOL
Hotline Miami
I almost choked I was laughing so hard.
It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
Can you imagine being able to kill every single NPC in the game?
-Join Stormcloacks...Canceled
-Join the Imperial... Canceled
-Speak to the Jarl of Whiterun...Canceled
-Reach the troath of the world...Canceled
-Listen to Brinjolfs scheme...Canceled
-Kill Grelda the kind...Complete
-Kill Alduin...Complete
To be fair, you'd have to reach the throat of the world to kill the greythroats
@@RocketCouch heh "greythroats"
@@IronGiant131 Haha, didn't even realize I flubbed that
@@RocketCouch lol
so what, you mean morrowind?
Murdering npc's has never been more fowl.
I hate that I immediately got this. But I more so hate that I didn't think of using that
Shoots Courier
"Truth is, game was rigged from the start"
*courier wakes up*
*fan is spinning*
*he sees an old man sitting next to his bedside*
*tries to stand up*
"Woah, easy there, easy! You've been out cold for a couple of days now. Why don't you just relax a second? Get your bearings. Lets see what the damage is... How bout' your name? Can you tell me your name?"
@@FilmsNerf2 This honestly explains allot about the Skyrim Courier.
"You're awake. How about that"
@@FilmsNerf2 My name is Steve Human, The Lizard Human's legend lives on
It's the other way around. He says that, THEN shoots him. He doesn't shoot him first, there would be no reason to say that if he did.
Spiff: "god that's morbid"
Also spiff: makes a ragdolling rabbit corpse dance and sing for several minutes
Some one call Peta
@@yanfang1975 peta would do the same
he morbed all over the rabbit
@@yanfang1975 sounds like something they'd do
When I saw the courier show up all I could think was , “don’t shoot him in the head or else he will rise from the grave and hunt you down for revenge.” And then he...shot him in the head.
Fallout New Vegas reference?
@@yewchicken2298 Yes
@@yewchicken2298 no
You mean a cowboy robot will dig his body out of a shallow grave, taking him to a doctor which then performs brain surgery on him
the game was rigged from the start :(
The vault dweller takes a magic portal to Tamriel and its just nice to see trees that don't talk. The bugs are the same though.
“He can’t hear he’s got AirPods in.”
Yep that's how I die
Lol
Lol
18:32 A wise man ones said “oh there’s a child *Bang *Bang *Bang”
This is the most "Jacky Daytona, regular human bartender serving human alcohol beer" energy video yet. I love it.
That's just the way they do things in Tucson, Arizoña.
"Dalphine is critical to progressing in the storyline" *Immediately chickens her to death* I pissed myself laughing
dalphine?its delphine
@@klack1l technically, even in the game they spell her name wrong...
it's spelled "cunthair"
@@klack1l don't care mate, she's worthless
@@klack1l Actually it's Dolphin
"I'm sorry, even the younglings have to go"
It's like Anakin Skywalker all over again.
Oh no
It's over younglings - I have the playground ...
Mr Steve Human has a higher body count
Master Spiffing, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
@@arkonez6730 Then we'll FIGHT IN THE SHADE!!!
"Remember.... no Nord."
At first I was like "oh, Ulfric is just floating" then I saw his eyes and screamed internally, since it's four thirty
So just for general knowledge: time is always written out using the numerical symbols. You'd say "4:30 a.m." instead of "four thirty" - with numerical values anything over ten is also written out with numerical symbols; ie "25 apples" and not "twenty five apples" - but ten and under would be the word written out like "seven" instead of "7"
@@mason96575i was scrolling through these comments and i read this when it hit four thirty ey em
@@iowasucks9494 😭
"And what are we going to name our lizard person?"
Mark Zuckerburg.
Oy vey
@@PingasMonkey3rdClass that boy is gay
More like Zark Muckerburg.
Mark is a robot not a lizard.
@@PingasMonkey3rdClass can we not do the jq thing.
"Skyrim but I use guns to break the game"
More like: "to brutally break the Geneva Convention"
Convention be damned.
Jenassa constantly proving herself one of the best followers in Spiff's videos 👌
She's not coded to abstain from fights with normal NPCs, and will attack anyone you do
Lol, pretty sure she was going on a power trip against the Ebony Warrior with those AK's!
I like how Spiff literally conmmits an act of terrorism in Skyrim
Where you referring to him murdering the dog or killing hundreds of defenses humans?
I need to correct you: he attempts omnicide
Spiff: *kills Nazeem
[Everyone liked that]
*whispers from the grave* "do you get to the cloud district often? What am I saying, of course you don't"
[Everyone loved that]
@@rebelgaming1.5.14 Ackatosh: "I cannot, for mine life, remove him from existence."
me:( doesn't get to the cloud district very often)
Nazeem:( laughs in douchbag)
“Don’t come to the college of winterhold tomorrow”
**ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUT RUN MY GUN**
- said the quiet kid
thy many people of the land shall flee shall flee to evade thou bow
thy many people of the land shall flee shall flee with haste greater to thou arrow
started medieval lad quest.
LMAO
the chicken gun is so powerful it can kill npcs that usually can't be killed.
Killing Field Chicken
@@brucebaker810finger licking good.
10:03 we get to see inside Spiffs mind for a break moment of the video
that chicken launcher is totally something Sheogorath would make
An the cow catapult 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@markblackburn2343 He'd prolly make a Khajjitapult
I wonder how well it’d work with the Exploding Chicken Mod which does exactly what it says on the tin by causing every chicken in the game to violently explode when literally anything hits them.
It's lore friendly lol...
@@missi44 that’s just my character on 230 skooma
My favourite thing about Steve is that he's definitely a human.
Ah yes for I too hate the reptilian natives of Skyrim
Vote Human! Vote Steve Human!
I like the way I can identify with Steve. He really speaks to my soul. Mr. Steve Human for king!
My favourite thing about Steve is he is definitely not a lizard
i was scrolling through youtube and stumbled upon this absolute legend and my new favorite person
Spiff is the best. I'm currently rewatching this. I love him so much.
Literally same in the past 3 days, all because I downloaded skyrim from game pass 😂 loving these
1:05 the fact that he said something along the lines that england always has everything overpowered and then a pic of a gattling gun turret shows up while he says "assault rifles" makes it 100% better
When you're just chilling in Riverwood and some argonian pulls out a minigun
Night Terror *chicken gun
You mean a perfectly normal human pulls out a minigun.
When that situation turns into predator 2 and everyone pulls out a gun
“FOR TALOS”
Relatable
I've only just realised those stock photos say spiffco
Neve knew, thanks for letting me know 😅
Generic VR TH-camr He originally used normal stock photos, but somebody got upsetti spaghetti about it so he had to buy the stock images and add his own watermark
@@thespiffingbrit not many it appears
@@graysoncarter9925 aah thank you very much
@@thespiffingbrit probably anyone who started watching after the copyright dispute.
The mod conquest of Skyrim would let you conquer Skyrim for the glorious land of spifftopia land of the tea drinkers.... Brought to you by yorkshire gold
That's why I loved Morrowind. It would let you kill anyone by default, all that would happen is a little message would pop up saying 'you might want to reload because the future of your world has no hope' or something along those lines lol
You were exactly right:
"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
@@tree-stuffer why they would remove that baffles me
so your job in skyrim is to stop alduin from killing everybody and you decided to do that, by doing it before he can?
seems legit.
Somehow you used the wrong formula and got the right answer
Alduin won't kill people if you never meet or hear about him
It worked for Arthas
Well it does work right?
“Ooo there’s a child”
-Spiff 2019
No U this sounds very strange out of context, doesn’t it 😂😂
It isn't the weirdest thing spiff has said god I love this channel
_m a s t e r s k y w a l k e r_
Fearless seriously why do I need a last name OH FRICK
I’d love a video continuing this campaign.
"i actually have a few more places to venture OH THERES A CHILD"
"You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved guns. Curved. Guns."
I hear curved barrel ballistics weapons work REALLY well.
Jezails are a thing. Afghans are basically Redguards.
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Going with your logic, Khajiits are asians, and High Elves are WW2 Germany.
@@quiviknotpotato6806 Nords= Danes
Khajitts=Japanese
Argonians=Kongolese
Imperials=Romans
Redguards=Arabics
Orcs=Cumans
Altmer=Aztecs
Bosmer=Mayans
Dunmers=Sumeria
"We'll be using assault rifles"
*shows a gatling gun*
Gatling gun is best assault rifle
Also an ar15 for some reason. Also the ak isn't an ak
@@hornyducks4090 The AK is a stockless FAL/Galil that is using a PMAG. Because reasons.
@@TMega5612 yeah it's a fal. And does there have to be a reason? It go pew pew real good
@@hornyducks4090 I mean the FAL doesn't take PMags, so that's probably a decent reason right there.
This let's me live out my contemplations about "how much damage could I do if I brought xyz modern weapon into the past"
6:33 why did you kill the dog ? 😠
Me: is playing skyrim
spiff: uploads skyrim video about breaking the game
Me: downloads the mod
My pc: breaks in half
did it at least tried to get on fire while breaking in half?
Did you drink yorkshire gold before attemting to play the mod?
Smooth 60fps was never an option
What mod was it?
Reanu Keeves climbs out of the remains of the computer.
3:14 Ulfric is literally the high king
underrated comment
@Y B are you dumb lol
No, Elisif the Fair is the High Queen.
Ulfric is the deceased former Yarl of Windhelm.
Ulfric is a usurper and a powerhungry tyrants. Skyrim’s better off without him!
:P
He’s been smoking to mutch crystal meth agin
Lol this gave me an idea. What if somebody made an overhaul mod where all regular weapons are replaced with guns, and you can still forge, enchant and craft them like regular weapons.
That distinguish between AR15 and M4 because of different mod is just a great topping for the hilarious quality xD
Spiff: "Look here! Skyrim with Guns"
Me: "Hey I've seen this one before."
Spiff: "What are you talking about? It's brand new!"
Ah good reference
And the worst parts is that all mods are still a bad reskins of crossbow. Is there really not a single gun mod for Skyrim with custom animation and sound?
“Killing all NPCs in Skyrim”, alternate title “making Skyrim as populated as Fallout 76”
*Mr. Steve Human shoots dog*
(Reanu Keeves appears)
Steve: “Why do I hear boss music?”
This might be Spiff's finest video yet. Damn I want to drink tea!
"Even the Younglings have to go"
*Anakin Skywalker Approves This Message*
i have spoken
Why 😑
Oof. Thaz DARK.
_"Skyrim But I use Modern Guns To Break The Game And Kill NPCS"_
So basically you are playing Fallout 4
Why do I keep seeing you in almost every comment section
Oh so you're awake...
its New Vegas
OH FUCK OFF JUSTIN I DIDNT SEE ONE OF YOU COMMENTS FOR ATLEAST 2 MONTHS AND BAM YOUR HERE
In your obituary they will write, he commented on every video, what a legend
this ia wayyy too satisfying, would love to see the part 2.
"Lettuce kill these npcs" said spiff, standing in a lettuce field.
Sir Plants-a-lot.
Imagine a Whiterun guard coming up to you with an AK-47 and saying
“YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE”
"I say, 'Nice gun', soldier."
Anything but I’d rather die than go to jail
"I mean, technically we have committed war crimes which will go down in history of Skyrim forever but you know, it's the friends you make along the way"
we call that a traffic stop in some states :)
DA !
Spiff to Janessa right before entering Dragonsreach: “Remember, no Skyrim”
Under rated comment lmao
I had a mix between a giggle and chortle at this XD
?
John Smith it’s a reference
@@ExtraPlanar yeah, but to what?
4:20 that’s not an M4, that’s an AR15 upper and lower receiver with a G3 heatguard and stock along with a random, presumably 20 round 7.62mm magazine and a certain front iron sight. I love your work, Spiff. I just want to let you know your error.
A fellow American I see.
all of that and yet you're still wrong. it's an LR-300 and it's model is ripped straight from stalker.
i just want to let you know your error.
@@theoverseersoffice5533 nice, I'm not an expert. Thanks for the correction. Same thing tho, right? Jk, I know they are different
21:09 this is the most satisfying piece of theatre in the world.
Him saying he’s going to do this in the most British way possible:
Me an Irishman: I’m not dealing with this AGAIN.
Ahh yes, the IRA. Both a tool for the people and a frightening nightmare in England and the USA.
-turns on kiss me arse radio station mod on fo4- "come out ye black and tans" plays on full volume
As an Irishwomen, I agree.
"We will be using assault rifles."
**shows a minigun**
Unclecomrade420 I’m disappointed he barley touched any weapons, still a good video though
and the M4 carbun
It’s a weapon used to assault, he was in the clear
SoulGamess 1 so that includes a pipe right?
Ashantar Taran yes it does, it is a weapon used to assault
So I had literally nothing to do today and I literally ran into the best video ever😂I can’t stop laughing
OMG this is so stupid-ly hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing, bloody chicken launcher! I really hope you do a series when the next elder scrolls drops. Next time give them a chance though magic spell to turn them all into sheep! Really hope something like that is an actual alteration spell in Hammerfell !
"I cant let people live, you know how it's like"
Spiff, 2019
A most relatable quandary
I would actually like to see more of this character. There’s just something satisfying about a British man playing as a totally legit human being with a chicken launcher.
My Vids are alot like the Spiffing Brits.
Sevience No one asked...
Sevience no they aren’t.
@Sevience They’re actually not
@@sevience1300 no where near Brits
He went Rambo on Skyrim using farm animals....
What had been seen cannot be unseen
There’s that dude that chops wood all day. A boop, he’s gone.” Lmao best commentary
"I'm going to use the AK!"
Model is actually a stockless FAL......
I'm glad i wasn't the only one bothered by that
Plus the "M4 Carbine" is actually an LR-300, but, at least the LR-300 is based on the M4, can't say the same for the Ak and FAL
Don't get me started with every military shooter Calling any Russia firearm an ak47
I found the muricans
@David Bury and if you owned one or was interested in the history of weapons, you would know that AK47s are rare in the wild.
11:48 That's not a catapult, that's a cattle-pult.
I'm not apologizing for this.
I want to thank you for this
No need to apologize that was great
Cowtapult?
My Vids are alot like the Spiffing Brits.
My lawyers may want to talk to you.
It’s like that classic Far Cry 3 box quote “It’s like Skyrim with guns”
Spiffs best episode yet!! 👌
You could say its a “Cattlepult”
You could also not
You could also say it’s a “Cow-tapult”
Steak Launcher
Beefzooka
Shrekpactio *incoherent Spanish singing*
When an American wakes up and hears: “Hey you, you’re finally awake!”
A unsc Marine tells you this "finally you're awake" while been captured by the american empire.
I live in Texas. Can confirm.
God bless. 🇺🇸
Sounds about right
Bad teeth
My favorite part of this whole video was Jenassa wielding 2 ak 47s and absolutely pooping on the ebony warriors when you died. I literally cried laughing so thanks for that.
I would love more of these.
>Become Dragonborn.
>Be obligated by destiny to save everyone in Skyrim.
>Don't have to save anyone in Skyrim if there isn't anyone in Skyrim.
Yeah, this is big brain time.
How to break reality:
- Buy _SpiifCo Tea Mug_
- Pour hot water
- Add sugar
- Add *Coffee*
Hold up, why there is white van with British flag sticker in front of my house?
Well well welly well well what's all dis den?
*It's treason then!*
Gamers let's duel that monster. Coffee in Spiffing Brit Mug even Adolf Hilter cared about Germany.
So fair enough, some people prefer coffee, I even have a friend who's allergic to tea, but... sugar and water before coffee???
You forgot to mention that the hot water was microwaved
Me pours coffee in spiff co mug yummy coffee
this aged like a fine wine
Ohhh myy when you said your lizard person was gonna be a human in disguise I immediately thought Steve and sure enough you actually did it xD
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a chicken to the knee
lol
I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a minigun to the knees
@@GranddukeofWales, I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a mingun to my entire body
Alternative title : “how to be demonetised on TH-cam”.
Demonetisation is the least of his worries at this point what with youtubes newest rules coming out soon thanks to the FTC.
@@bibby659 what did the feds do? Link pls
@@kabalofthebloodyspoon COPPA, something about TH-cam farming data and ads on kids. Which the FTC doesn't allow.
@@kabalofthebloodyspoon Since our beloved Tea Drinker plays video games, he'll most likely be flagged as "kid friendly" and will lose all monetization and no longer be recommended, as well as losing his comments section. . . among other things.
@@bushmaster6894 who the fuck do they think they are telling us how to live in Europe!?! no step on snek
At 18:32 of the spree, the way he says "ooh, there's a child!"😂😂😂😂😂
I was way more amused by Harry's dance than I should have been.
5:44 "Ahh yes. Spider killing time! Perfect This is exactly what guns where designed for."
Arachnophobes: "Exactly!"
"someone has to do something, yet no one is doing anything"
That's politics for ya
Someone, anyone but me. This Lizard has guns and I don't even know what that is.
haha i thought the same when i heard it xD
well i would do something but we must knows its gender and care for its needs before we do anything you know human right and all so where the lizard gos around killing we must spend weeks working out what to do ahh politics
@@insaincaldo no no you see us on the empire are far left twats we suck elf dick every night and show respect for human rights of all every those of the minority lizard population lol unlike those far right stormcloak who wont show respect for him and will just guns him down without a fair hearing even a court case lol
The chicken launcher is every bit as funny as the cat rocket launcher from your fallout 4 playthrough
Imagine your on a cart and the guy who’s unconscious wakes up and starts talking about how he’s going to kill everybody in the country.
Alternate title: “challenge: how many war crimes can you commit in 25 minutes”
Otherwise known as "American President Simulator 2019"
😂😂😂
“Don’t come to Helgen tomorrow”
3:00 god this image is scary, just staring into your mortal soul with *murder*
Greymane or Battleborn?
BATTLE RIFLE!
I love that Jenassa joined you.
Truly there is peace in skyrim now.
I feel that there was a lack of TNT in this episode.
Sure, but there was a surprise exploding cow.
Mr. Torgue is not pleased, needs more mother fucking explosions!
Misread that as "Lack of TMNT".
“Somebody do something! But no one is doing anything” is too real
but no one came
Oh no
"Even the younglings must go"-spiff. "Master spiff what are we gonna do"
Chicken Launcher? Cowtapult? I like your sense of humor.
"Wait a second, don't you know that I am a politician? There's not enough for ANYONE BUT MEEEE!"
Too real.
*Spiff shoots Courier* "The game was rigged from the start~"
IT'S AT 69, NO ONE LIKE!
@@LilMcMoffett 🧐
Here we go again.
New favourite video. I raise a cup of my finest yorkshire to you, Sir
I don't get it... how am i able to watch this British guy running around skyrim killing npc's for 27 minutes? idk but i love it