@@6theMSDemonlike yeah bish just empty it into your synbladder. oh, what's that, you don't have a chromed secondary bladder cuz you can't afford one? maybe it's because you're a receptionist, ever thought about that? now go piss in a glass and drink it like an ADULT. don't you DARE go flush it down the toilet, do you know how much that ceramic costs?! much more than a RECEPTIONIST could possibly make
The corpo playthrough should be the Karen playthrough. "I'll tell your supervisor" should always be a dialog option, hell, it should be it's own button you can use at anytime with any NPC.
Security guard? _What_ security guard? The one you can bluff during the Arasaka Warehouse mission? Because I... I didn't do that. I engaged in a protracted firefight with every single red blip on my minimap. Takemura even said I was nuts.
1st guy: Piss off, 2nd guy: hmm hmm, 3rd guy: You're in NC choom, people dies everyday. 4th guy (Insert CORPO Death sound here) OH NO YOU DIDN'T #GunBlazingatSapphireClub
That bartender probably went from being internally furious to very confused. "Oh great another snobby corpo, I've had it with this crap-" "? I just talked back and he... dropped thousands of eddies in reponse? ...huh."
You could make a case that buying out the bar like that was a threat the status and power of a corpo is tied to the money they can spend right so spending that much money could be a wordless "this is who youre talking to, think twice"
Im suprised at the end you didnt include the conversation at the bar when a dude got sliped a drug that enhanves his ability to feel pain for a few hours
Konpeki Plaza Receptionist is still crying in the bathroom.
Who said that they can go to the bathroom? Radical of you to assume they have rights.
this is an arasaka affiliated place, there is no things like bathroom breaks. what do you think this is, kindergarten or what?
@@jimmkekw @raphicoco You both are savage and I love it LMAO
@@jimmkekwshe can use her implants and hold it like the rest.
@@6theMSDemonlike yeah bish just empty it into your synbladder. oh, what's that, you don't have a chromed secondary bladder cuz you can't afford one? maybe it's because you're a receptionist, ever thought about that? now go piss in a glass and drink it like an ADULT. don't you DARE go flush it down the toilet, do you know how much that ceramic costs?! much more than a RECEPTIONIST could possibly make
My favourite Corpo V moment is when you leave Hansen party and a guard tell you to follow him before V tell him "Fuck off" and the guard apologize XD
“i apologize for my out burst”
that also happens with Streetkid V
@@r10t49it does not
@@Garland846 yes it does. Street kid V also tells em to fuck off.
Threatening aura.
Bartender: **calls V out on his bullshit**
V: _I'll take your entire stock_
Game recognizes game, he saw the homeboy wouldn't take shit and had to respect him for that
Corpo V turned into a Karen real fast
The corpo playthrough should be the Karen playthrough. "I'll tell your supervisor" should always be a dialog option, hell, it should be it's own button you can use at anytime with any NPC.
Kiddo?!
can't wait for the part 3 with the security guard
Lmao, it's gonna be a trilogy
Security guard? _What_ security guard? The one you can bluff during the Arasaka Warehouse mission? Because I... I didn't do that. I engaged in a protracted firefight with every single red blip on my minimap. Takemura even said I was nuts.
@@CoffeeFurret the guard that take you out from Hansen party
@@Zabor-ny3co Ooh, I haven't gotten to that mission in _Phantom Liberty_ yet!
1st guy: Piss off, 2nd guy: hmm hmm, 3rd guy: You're in NC choom, people dies everyday. 4th guy (Insert CORPO Death sound here) OH NO YOU DIDN'T #GunBlazingatSapphireClub
That bartender probably went from being internally furious to very confused.
"Oh great another snobby corpo, I've had it with this crap-"
"? I just talked back and he... dropped thousands of eddies in reponse? ...huh."
EVIL CORPO???!!??! (V owns up to his mistakes) [Kidnapped and seduced]
You could make a case that buying out the bar like that was a threat
the status and power of a corpo is tied to the money they can spend right
so spending that much money could be a wordless "this is who youre talking to, think twice"
@@CaptainPrincess "alright. apologies. EVERYONE! DRINKS ARE ON ME, ALL NIGHT!!"
@@StarHorder o/ now THAT is how you make friends!!!
@@CaptainPrincess
Wait until someone else comes over for a drink, and the Bartender has to tell them they're sold out.
I remember shitting myself frozen when the bartender recognized me the first time.
Corpo V always got something to say.
Corpo V has the black airforces on at all times.
Definition if black air force energy
"Can I get you something?"
"Uh, everything."
Bet the dude was an undercover Counter-Intel agent like V. It takes one to dupe one after all.
"What color is your Rayfield?"
"What color is your's, you came here in a Thornton. Not even an SUV or something just a cheap little Galena."
The best part is, in Polish version he calls you a Sweetie, "Co ci podać cukiereczku?"
Same for English Fem V, not sure why they changed to kiddo just for english dude V but ah well
@@basedbattledroid3507bisexuals dont exist in night city
@@Garland846because they reside at asylums
@@dantemustsonwhy would they be in asylums?
Too bad your mom's there too. @@dantemustson
This content is hysterical love the editing choom
Fedora corpo social terror destroys my lungs with laughter and discomfort.
If you see corpo V run
1:12 Okay, this is straight up creepy. Holy shit.
V turned from hero to antagonist with only 2 interactions
Corpo V is a menace. Please show him talking to Meredith Stout bro fucking destroys her career.
The best imo Corpo moment was when you leave Black Sapphire
I don't know why but the transition and the sound in 0:05 is funny af
Corpo prowler
Well damn! I played Corpo and didn't even get to experience so much emotional damage! 🤣
Plot Twist the bartender owns konpeki plaza
Another Plot Twist: Hideo Kojima is the owner
Im suprised at the end you didnt include the conversation at the bar when a dude got sliped a drug that enhanves his ability to feel pain for a few hours
I've been replaying this section way to much haha, but thanks for letting me know!
"Whatever made you think I work here"?
*Uh... Idk... MAYBE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE GOLDEN???*
V found a worthy opponent, unlike the receptionist.
Kiddo? Seems someone wanna go the way of Arasaka tower...
...and you, little guy, just volunteered.
- V, let's see that fancy gizmo that Militech paid the big eddies for. What?! You didn't bring it?! V, your ability to ruin my heists is UNCANNY!!!
@@user-yh6je7nh3e You can't just mix sci fi dystopia's like that XD
@@zigzaghyena and now imagine if we had Johnny instead of Ayre
@@user-yh6je7nh3ewake the fuck up, lobotomite. We have a planet to burn.
@@user-yh6je7nh3eYou got me good. I was wondering why that line seemed so familiar for a hot minute.
I love Corpo V used to play as him a lot
“Think you can just stand there and bark orders at me!!! FK DA FK OFF!!!” 📈📈📈
The only one strong enough to stop him
1:21 excuse me WHAT THE FUCK!?
men be like
played corpo v for the first time and saw this vid💀💀 this funny asf
Im quite sure whoever runs Konpeki Plaza didn't do it for long after that night.
Yeah this character surprises me
This npc always stuck with me because of that interaction. It may not be important but I’d like to see him come back…somehow?
more videos like this please so good
Corpo V is such a Karen.
my first play thought was corpo.. Yeah, this fucking bartender scared the shit out of me.
Oh shit, the guy at the end sounds exactly as Aguilar
I love corpo V
Bruh saw right thru us chooms 😅
I WANNA SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
Blud really responded with: "I AM the manager"
i didn't know my character was a corpo karen!!1
I think I will start the game again with corpo
The guy who is at the bar in the red shirt appears and asks for smth i dont remember what in the spaceport mission in PL
This guy calls fem V "babe".
I wouldn't be made but corpo female V is definitely not gonna take it😂
real had the same reaction
Did you really did that to apologize or is this your drinking problem acting up?
@@facundoap3803 no comment.
I'm trying to listen to the dialogue, man.
Karen V
Kiddo to male and baby to female lol
i only play corpo v :)
W
I'm not going to sugarcoat it
"C Corpo"
It's a draw
LMAO THIS IS ARR
so corpo V is just a karen?
Essencially yes, but that's what makes corpo V beautiful
He’s an upper-middle class psychopath with delusions of grandeur, so yes.
almost
male v being mad at being called kiddo is crazy… acting like he’s not 23 💀 at least female v has a right to be mad hahaha
is he not 28 ?
@@andrei-cezarbleaje5519 v use to be 27/28 but the devs changed that so now their 23
COPRO
Karen V mode
Didn’t realize V could be a Karen
corpo V more like karen V
brainrot sound effects
corpo v is almost karen status