Ain't no way
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 พ.ค. 2024
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#Flats #shorts - เกม
"THE THING HANGS..."
Flats confirmed packing.
Who’s doesn’t hang? Like as long is it’s 2 inches bro
@@angelflores4615it won’t hang if you have absolutely massive balls propping it up
THATS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL CHAT DUEINF THE STREAM XD
@@angelflores4615 2 inches is kinda big
@@fallinghippos9758 🥺
"i am the fastest pisser in the west" 😂
Said the Boston man
Should be a Cassidy quote fr
"It's high noon!" 🔫
It's all fun and games until a man with two urethra pulls up to next urinal.
We don't talk about the east
They're a whole different breed
Bully flats until he washes his hands for fun 😁
when its so small he don't need to aim it. he can just move your hips
@@SuperLifestream???? bro what
@@SuperLifestream im not a schlong haver but i assume itll be quite the opposite wouldn't it?
@@PurpleMoon799the longer the easier the other dude just has a small one lol
@@SuperLifestream you would know what happens when it’s small huh
Flats is HUNG
Why did I say that
@@micaiuslucian Because your dreams leaked through
He's over 6 ft tall bro of course he is lol
@@CZProductions That's not how height or dicksize work. There's no correlation between them. In fact it's fairly common for bigger guys (both in height and just bodysize) to 'look' smaller down there because well, the rest of their body is larger so 6in is not as large compared to 6in on somebody who might be a foot and a half shorter. Most women would tell you this, too
I’m 6ft and im hung like a bsby
“The thing hangs.” - Mr. Steal Your Girl
Jay is watching this shaking and crying remembering the prom photo with Flats now
bro was listening to Thnx for the Mrmrs by fallout boy while remembering it too
Plz let this be a bit😭😭😭
Newton's 4th law. There will always be one drop left. Gotta shake that shit.
Don’t have to use your hands to shake it
If shake without hands, you're sending that drop anywhere but the toilet.
@@casr01 skill problem.
“THE THING HANGS!”😂😂😂
NAHHHHHHH FLATS AIN’T NO WAY
Nah, wash your hands. Even if you don't touch a thing, it's an opportunity to wash your hands. Hands that been touching all kinds of shit you don't think about. If you have an opportunity to wash your hands, fucking do it.
still doesnt change the fact it basically changes nothing, just like he explains in this video
It's urine. Urine has been put through the worlds best filtration system, the kidneys. So trust me urine is the cleanest substance out there lol
@@strangeosyndro272 As a biochemist I can confirm you're right, but obviously only before the urine touches anything. Once it does of course it has bacteria just like everything else 😅
@@strangeosyndro272 That's when it's still in the bladder, though.
And it's still not sterile (that idea has been debunked), even then.
Your comment applies to someone that goes out to various places during the day, not to someone who is home all day. Unless that person lives in a dirty ass house, maximum 3 hand washes per day makes to me. The only time I wash my hands at home are after poops and before making food.
Ayo forget the washing did Flats just say he pees with no hands???
I do the same
Ain't that hard but even then I still wash my hands
@@Gamefreak689no one cares.
Isn’t that hard tbh, pull the pants down, and let the waist of your pants carry your, um, yk. It’s pretty easy tbh
Apparently I have strong piss cause mine is way too inaccurate to not require aim assist
Flats has Package confirmed
Nahhhhhh bruh, wash ur fuckin hands 💀💀
Bro....said...it...hangs...
Didn’t your mom tell you to wash your hands after you pee? “Nope. My mom taught me not to piss on my hands.”
“Fastest pisser in the west”
Flats basically revealed he has a hog
😂 fr 😏
As a lady, I am jealous. It's a whole fudging production when we go.
But… you gotta wipe the tip, Flats.
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Flats is my hero. My guy is PACKING and he confirmed it by accident
Nah fam flats you gotta wash yo hands chief
i was always confused on why i had to wash my hands when i went number 1, until i was like 16 when i realised people actually held their shafts to pee. I just never had to touch it, although i still washed.
“The thing hangs” not all guys have that luxury bud. 🤣🤣🤣
but you gotta close the lid before flushing!!
Feet exist too. I be flushing it with my toe while I wash my hand lmfao
Close lid if you shit yeah, piss nah
Why
@@samroach1665when you flush it flings water particles into the air
what do you mean it hangs?!?!?!?!
does yours not??
@@bulleper4064Nah mine points straight up all the time gotta arc that stream
ALWAYS wash your hands after you use the bathroom bro
Flats hangs to the floor
Nah flats come on man, you gotta wash em, doesnt matter what you think you did or didnt do.
Reinhardt mains are confirmed to be HUNG
I have a similar method! 😂
1) grab both seams on your pants and underwear and pull them down.
(Toilet seat is already up so no touching there)
2) Pee
3) Fold One square of toilet paper into a thin rectangle.
4) pinch rectangle TP at one end then use the opposite end to de-drip.
5) Pull pants and underwear back up at the seams and flush.
(Since I deep clean my bathroom every week, I know flusher button is clean) 😂
I agree with 99% of what Flats is saying, but it doesn't always aim well. Especially depending on the size of your toilet, the size of your seat, depending on if you lift the seat etc, a lot of the times it requires hands on help which should be sanitized after
This is absolutely fucking unhinged who just drops their pants and pees hahahah
Fun fact, it takes every mammal 21 seconds to completely empty their full bladder regardless of of size.
brother leaning over the toilet pissing straight down 😭
I thought I was the only one who does that lmao
THE HANDLE. THE TOILET HANDLE. THE GERMS ON THE TOILET HANDLE. WHEN YOU FLUSH.
You hip fire most ads
U still touching the toilet and ur zipper them germs gonna get u 😳
Breaking news, man forgets not every pair of clothing has a zipper 🤡
@@CT--tm2zm unless your walking around with ur junk out you’ll have the same problem it doesn’t matter zipper or button or waste band
@@ChuckleCharlie69*Sweatpants* My dude, gym shorts, you just gotta take one hand and pull down don't have to touch😂
Men understand 😂
But we don't care half the time 😂
Bruh the bots pfp has me washin my hand holy shit are there so many of them
So recently learned almost all mammals on average pee for 23 seconds.
"Let it hang"... well, you can only be 100% accurate when it doesn't hang/dangle around. Flats is truly "flat"
Just stand over the toilet tf
Flats I did not need you to analyse this
Please wash your hands everytime you go into the bathroom. A lot of people use this same "I dont touch anything" excuse to get out of good hygiene and all of them are disgusting.
ngl ever since I started sitting to pee I don't wash my hands. go in, sit, pee, wiggle side to side to get the drips, pull up pants, and get back to my room
The moment i heard this argument i couldn't. I just couldn't
I wipe boogers on my desk and admit it.
Dont sit there....
It's High Piss
Flats, as someone who would take a piss right as an overwatch match would start, I beg to differ that you’re faster than me.
I wash my hands before
Bro is a freestyle master
Flats is hung
Flats equivalent of caseoh saying “yep you’re banned”
“I’m the fastest pisser in the west”
*unzips pants then zips them very fast*
*pisses pants*
So flats packing confirmed ✅
“You just let it hanggg”
I'm not surprised
We need Challenge pissing to see who is truly the fastest pisser in the west.
I honestly can see this as a competition and wouldn’t doubt its existence more I think about it
W flats, i genuinely believe in this. unless you touch something dirty, you don’t need to wash
How'd I know the guy who wears nothing but wrinkly tees doesn't wash his hands
there is two kinds of men in this world. those who wash their hands before they piss and those who wash after they piss
Nasty
I too am a free-bird enjoyer LOL
So you don't clean or flush your toilet? 💀
That is not what this conversation is about
@@Shzl47 that is literally what this conversation is about...
Real men per sitting down, I respect it
Bro says it hangs😊
It touches the BOWL
Flats I love you but wash your hands man😂
I just pee my pants, then you don't have to wash your hands.
It's science.
Nah man, wash your hands plzzz
FASTEST IM IN THERE OUT IN 10 seconds WE CAN GO FASTER ZOOOOOOOM
Just because your fast doesn’t mean you’re good
If I get no pee on my hands and I took a shower that morning, why would I wash my hands?
HOW DIRTY IS YOUR WANG?
This explains Flats’ sense of taste on _Roll For Sandwich_ . Everything probably tastes like piss.
I'm the same way nobody understands ☠️
Bros, I'ma keep it real, if you have to hold it wellll..... If you don't then, well iykyk. You know
disgoostang
Min maxes pissing
He doesnt touch anything, so that means he has an aut flush toilet or he permanently leaves his toilet seat and lid up, plus never flushes....
I gotta say I think I'm a faster pisser. I just sit down and it works the same. Never liked pissing standing up.
How far does it hangs bro 😂
Based home bathroom take
Sometimes it is like rolling a D20 when you piss and 5 is required to hit the toilet and you get +3 to hit if you wield it in your hand 😂
Is your point that touching yourself is reason enough on its own to wash? If so, that says more about you than anything else. Maybe wash yourself in the shower?
@@ReivecS can't shower in public 😞
@@xezzee Way to miss the point.
It *hangs*???!
Any good piss should end with 1 tug followed by 2 shakes
Thats not an opinion, its just science
Ngl I’m with retro, it’s better to wash your hands and keep your hands and area around you clean because you don’t realize how much your hands actually touch. Keyboard, mic, water bottle, eyes, nose beard, hair, glasses, headset, ears, phone, all things you can touch but have no clue how many germs may actually be on them
Hand sanitizer 😂
WASH YOUR HANDS NOOOO
no way me 2
For those wonder:
Unzip and un-unbutton (not in that order)
Grab band of undies
Pull down
Flop
Pee
Shimme for drips
Pull undies up
Flush.
Maybe flats uses the sink
Flats has the fastest wee in the west🤠
Average Overwatch streamer:
Bruh, it's at home people need to chill.
Just because you have the right to do it, doesn't mean it isn't nasty lol
@@bobtehdinosaurit isn’t nasty at all, yall r just a bunch of lil bitc*** that’s all.
Ya I don't wash my hands if I just pee at home either. I pull my pants and underwear down, sit down pee, shake side to side a little, stand up and pull up pants and underwear, and flush with my foot. Easy peasy and no need for a hand rinse.
You piss sitting down? I don’t see the point of that lol. I hate when my junk touches the side of the bowl when I take a shit, pissing too? Nah I’m good lol
Thanks for giving a play by play that nobody asked for
@@Gamefreak689Thanks for giving a reply no one asked for 🤡
@CZProductions thanks for giving a reply no one asked for to a reply no one asked for
@@Lojo2018 No problem! You now see how idiotic his comment is? All comments are unasked for lol
Flats doesn't do the thing in the end where you shake it to get the last bits out?
What do you mean it hangs FLATS, how big are you talking about I need to know to update the Overwatch streamer ding song tier list
I have been working on an idea for a few years... Still looking for investors.
Gamer Caths - Even your body cant interrupt the game.
Aight so flats is packin
Hey, if you sit and pee, I get it.. you not touching your thingy
Flats keyboard is its own ecosystem 🤢🤮
can't relate
im a germaphobe with compulsive hand washing