Disney's New Historical Fan Fiction Is Hilariously Bad!

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  • @Jp-eg7th
    @Jp-eg7th 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1246

    Wouldn't it be likely in 1705 England that someone with superhuman powers be charged with being a witch?

    • @freman007
      @freman007 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +213

      Although officially the last witch trial that resulted in execution was in 1682, at Bideford, but Mary Hicks, along with her daughter Elizabeth, was executed in 1716.
      So yes, witch finders would have seriously investigated a woman with superhuman abilities, even if they didn't charge and execute her.

    • @ggrarl
      @ggrarl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

      "How do you know she is a witch?"
      "She looks like one!"

    • @Vexarax
      @Vexarax 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      What’s bizarre about witch trials is that if a person actually was a witch (or had some other super human ability) they could fight all the people arresting them and come out on top - or turn them all into frogs or something. Or vanish.
      So only truly innocent people were ever convicted of witchcraft - women yes but sometimes men too, even children sometimes 😢
      But somehow the people conducting the trials were too stupid to be able to recognise this! Like, they believe witches could turn into animals for example. WELL THE PERSON WOULD HAVE TURNED INTO A MOUSE AND ESCAPED ALREADY THEN, DUH

    • @Tim_the_Enchanter
      @Tim_the_Enchanter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@ggrarl "We did do the nose ... and the hat. But she's a witch."

    • @verazollinger6862
      @verazollinger6862 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Literally my first thought

  • @Phantom_Knarf-76
    @Phantom_Knarf-76 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +885

    If she can slap bullets then what was the point of dodging them

    • @GreenGuy502
      @GreenGuy502 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      😮😮😮😮

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      Or if she can dodge them, why slap the bullets away?

    • @aesiddoway
      @aesiddoway 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I had the exact same question

    • @BrightBrandi
      @BrightBrandi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      She's multifaceted in her approach to Mary Suism

    • @thomasloney612
      @thomasloney612 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Slapping them takes 9HP, but dodging takes 10 Stamina. It's totally not the same thing.

  • @recapnerd2657
    @recapnerd2657 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1062

    And Hollywood wonders why people are going back to watching older movies and shows

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Modern Hollywood, you mean.
      Older classic Hollywood is better

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I just watch as many older movies and shows as I can at this point, with the occasional new/well-made show here and there

    • @backalleycqc4790
      @backalleycqc4790 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That's why I have Netflix, they mostly have old movies and television shows (over 20 years old).
      I watch the new stuff occasionally.... very occasionally...

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Along with Max. Netflix is cool too

    • @nicoleackerman205
      @nicoleackerman205 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They are even made better like people actually took time and care into them.

  • @archercolin6339
    @archercolin6339 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +450

    So, like the rest of the world in Hollywood's eyes, 1700s England was just another suburb of down Downtown LA?

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      EXACTLY😂 😂😂😂

    • @Slayer398
      @Slayer398 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      You didn't know that? Shame on you! SHAME!!!!!!!! LOL

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      if it was downtown la there would be less white people, and more hookers and drug addicts. However the amount of human excrement on the street would be about the same as you would see in any village during the 1700's.

  • @Kwistoweeish
    @Kwistoweeish 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    15:28 Dear Disney Writers,
    The whole world isn’t America. Thank you.
    Lots of love, EVERYONE

    • @Vherstinae
      @Vherstinae 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey, don't even put this blame on America as a whole. This is solely the purview of the massive coastal cities and their dual-citizenship masters in DC. The rest of us are split between trying to convince regular idiots that this is not normal, good, sustainable or safe; and trying to figure out how to undo all of this rot.

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      P.S. neither is America

    • @judithfinch6044
      @judithfinch6044 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dear Disney Writer? It was Sally Wainwright. Maybe Britains greatest TV writer. The show is fantastic. It's silly fun.

    • @angryhermit4291
      @angryhermit4291 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@judithfinch6044 put a lightsaber and a cgi baby in it and it's the same garbage they been pumping out for the past 8 years.

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @judithfinch6044 ah, yes! The famous writer of...um...
      ...you know...

  • @ditterwho
    @ditterwho 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +611

    Hollywood folks have to justify the villians because they themselves are the villians. They have to normalize their own evil to fight off their guilty feelings.

    • @TheGraemi
      @TheGraemi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      That's probably also the reason why Disney reframes the backstories of a lot of the Disney villains. 🙃

    • @racingraptor4758
      @racingraptor4758 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And its why Di$ney is failing. People arent that dumb and recognize whats evil . We only hear about a tiny loud minority which is in charge

    • @ditterwho
      @ditterwho 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @TheGraemi Exactly! Villian backstories could be a very well done and interesting trope if they portrayed it more like a cautionary tale versus just justification for evil.

    • @Lostjayyhawk
      @Lostjayyhawk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I don't believe they feel guilty.

    • @TheGraemi
      @TheGraemi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ditterwho Well said.

  • @johnjohnson9073
    @johnjohnson9073 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +450

    Something that confuses me about these shows which give old timey Europe the population diversity of modern New York is that they seem squarely foccused on Northern Europe. There's actually quite a bit of diversity in Southern Europe and Northern Africa around these time periods due to the Muslim invasions and complete rule of the Iberian peninsula up until the Reconquista. If they wanted black and Middle Eastern people in their medieval Europe shows they could just set them in Italy, the Balkans, the Iberian Peninsula, Morroco, Algeria, or the entirety of Spanish conquered America, which also gives them a reason to add native americans and mixed race people. Why ignore such a massive chunk of history in favor of altering the Northern European countries' history

    • @saphiriathebluedragonknight375
      @saphiriathebluedragonknight375 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      From I what I've heard it's because it requires work.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because it isn't about accuracy, it is about erasure.
      It is bought and paid for anti-whiteism.
      Same reason they make famous English queens black as coal.

    • @DavidMartinez-ce3lp
      @DavidMartinez-ce3lp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Disney would never

    • @tag5096
      @tag5096 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Also there were no blacks in southern Europe, and North Africa was already middle eastern white. Spain was Spanish, France was French and so on. If they really wanted to tell black stories they would have to learn Zulu or Ethiopian history. That would require effort. On the other hand using the British history they kinda sorta know by osmosis is convenient

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      For the same reason they make historical English queens black.
      It's revisionist history and anti-European.
      They don't want to show the truth, they want to rewrite it.

  • @joeglisson9502
    @joeglisson9502 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +553

    History will look back at this time of "pop culture " movies, and tv shows with humiliation and embarrassment

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      💯💯. Agreed.

    • @Vlad-1986
      @Vlad-1986 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      To be fair, history textbooks tend to always look at the past on a patronizing way and making fun to it as "they where so primitive", but yeah, I can't avoid cringing at all this insulting, revisionist and inaccurate bullshit. Still, there are some separate gems so an then. Ironically, Disney is responsible for this disgusting crap, and at the same time of Shogun, which is actually pretty good. Just watch the good, avoid the stupid stuff.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Vlad-1986 Modern Disney. Classic Disney was better and was fun.

    • @Vlad-1986
      @Vlad-1986 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@chasehedges6775 I agree. Even if I never liked the "stopping the story and singing". But I endured it and enjoyed as a kid

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Classic Disney will always be better

  • @giveandtake8428
    @giveandtake8428 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +299

    Of course they clapped instead being terrified of her possibility being a witch.

    • @Sarafimm2
      @Sarafimm2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      That was my first thought. "Where are the torches and pitchforks?"

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Thats not the strangest thing to a 1700s East Asian English noblewoman

  • @jaycollins2036
    @jaycollins2036 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

    In disney's past all races have equal rights but women are still oppressed because we gotta girlboss.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      To Disney women are both inherently superior and oppressed...because that's a normal thing to happen.

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      That's been bugging me. You can't have your cake and eat it too, Disney! If olden times were so darn perfect, your ideal sociopolitical haven in fact, then what's all this whining about?

    • @jaycollins2036
      @jaycollins2036 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@kaykutcher2103 I like that it's always excused with statements like "this is isn't for you stop being an incel and complaining about it" but we can't have males portrayed as hyper competent in modern Hollywood movies or shows without a woman coming in and being either better or commenting on misogyny. James bond movies used to be sexist 100% and we don't make movies like that anymore because it's cringe, how is it not cringe when women do it now as well?

    • @marshmallowloaf
      @marshmallowloaf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@jaycollins2036 We don't really need "Males being hyper competent" in media, we just need media to make characters that feel like real people rather than walking PC statements. Women should be just AS good as men and vice versa. We need challenge and struggle, not this "Woman/Man defies all odds because they're God and everyone loves them so much we must dedicate 2 hours to showing off how great in comparison they are to everyone else". I've read fanfiction with more respect to its supporting cast than Disney has written in years. It's about time we bring back quality writing rather then writing power fantasies for specific audiences

    • @DrFranklynAnderson
      @DrFranklynAnderson 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Not Disney, but the one that amused me was Enola Holmes. There were tons of diverse extras in Victorian London and even a karate dojo run by a black woman, but Henry Cavil’s character was still lectured about how society was set up exclusively for people like him.
      Meanwhile, the actual Arthur Conan Doyle Sherlock Holmes story that most dealt with racial issues, while quite forward-thinking for its time, would be considered _very_ offensive by today’s standard.

  • @samuel_m84
    @samuel_m84 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +283

    Strange, that diversity is only needed, when it comes to European/western stories. And congrats, when a TH-camr does better historical research, than the whole overpaid staff of a Disney show. The downfall of Hollywood is truely remarkable.

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      what do you mean by that

    • @olg7483
      @olg7483 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I want someone to make a proper historically accurate movie about the war of the Spanish succession and have Famous French, British, German, Austrian, Spanish, generals

    • @brianbailey462
      @brianbailey462 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@prageruwu69 what part couldnt you understand from that???

  • @greggfridline4260
    @greggfridline4260 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    how did Disney go from, everything they made seemed to be good, to everything they make is crap.

    • @daa589
      @daa589 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      You know how

    • @racingraptor4758
      @racingraptor4758 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      The ,,MeSsAgE" happened...

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Conservatives surrendered the arts to progressives. Progressives got incestuous, first in teaching their own, then in gatekeeping the industry. From then on, they spread from the colleges to the studios, and the rest is history.
      You have to remember that all their skill, all their experience as artists and writers, is now fundamentally based on "progressive politics good, everything old bad." All history, all morals or philosophy, all operations or management or skill, it's all from the cis-white-fascist culture of bigotry, and therefore literally anything they do to destroy it _ipso facto_ justifies itself.
      And, yes, that means you even get batshit takes like "stealing from people is actually good sometimes" and "kidnapping children isn't as bad as threatening people," because ideas like capitalist property rights and traditional families are anathema to these psychopathic monsters.

    • @NotsilYmerej
      @NotsilYmerej 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Satanic tai-chi?

    • @maffe_distroyer
      @maffe_distroyer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      quantity over quality , a new movie each year is not a good signal

  • @Vexarax
    @Vexarax 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +238

    His Georgian sleeves getting caught on his gaming chair is the greatest thing ever 😅

    • @somedude1313
      @somedude1313 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      a phrase that may have never been spoken before in human history

    • @Sarafimm2
      @Sarafimm2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Pretty sure Georgian sleeves have been caught on a lot of items, but a gaming chair is new to me.

  • @cthonmon_4781
    @cthonmon_4781 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

    This entire show is just "Look! Look, a woman! And she's unstoppable! Now enjoy it! _...ENJOY IT, I SAID._ "

    • @maffe_distroyer
      @maffe_distroyer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      is the she-hulk-captainmarvel-ironheart effect

    • @Disneyfan82
      @Disneyfan82 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I would only enjoy it if it was a good written story that makes sense instead of shoving in unwanted political garbage

    • @TheCrimsonElite666
      @TheCrimsonElite666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Also this show: "yes, she has powers... which she heavily relies on to resolve conflicts and it all comes from a male character. This is not sexist writing at all."
      Seriously though, it's really not surprising to know that Disney writers went down this route. Lest we forget the Mulan remake where Mulan is born with the forc- I mean Ki and that is the only way for her to resolve conflicts rather than using wit and training to overcome her challenges like in the original.

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TheCrimsonElite666 let's just go back to watch Vicky Zhao's Mulan. You'll instantly be healed 👍

    • @angryhermit4291
      @angryhermit4291 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There aren't enough people of color in wheelchairs represented in this 17th century show. And we need more diverse people in the background of every shot. Thanks.

  • @VulpinetideCuteTimes0w0
    @VulpinetideCuteTimes0w0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

    Hollywood is so disconnected from the outside world.

    • @kirakiraaa_
      @kirakiraaa_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hollywood is another world

    • @ProjectKhopesh
      @ProjectKhopesh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It's a pity that we can't keep them from influencing the outside world.

    • @VulpinetideCuteTimes0w0
      @VulpinetideCuteTimes0w0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ProjectKhopesh everyone wants to influence the outside world, and I never suggested anybody should be kept from doing so within legal and ethical boundaries.

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not necessarily as much as they'd like. They hate us, but they can't seem to destroy or fully enslave us.

    • @ClaseyMeanAh
      @ClaseyMeanAh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kirakiraaa_ Hollywood is just one tiny hill in a city full of degeneracy that's barely capable of distracting us from it with their shallow new material. The rest of the world would do good by being weary of the bs disguised as "culture" that comes out of it nowadays.

  • @michaelterpea6283
    @michaelterpea6283 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    You had me when you used the term etymology in this video. 10/10.

    • @DaggerD69
      @DaggerD69 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

  • @somedude1313
    @somedude1313 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +206

    why do these shows always insist on trying to teach such immoral lessons

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Care to elaborate?

    • @tagir9123
      @tagir9123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They're trying to turn morals upside down

    • @racingraptor4758
      @racingraptor4758 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Because those behind them want to normalize their immoral behavior (which they fail misserably over and over again)

    • @1simo93521
      @1simo93521 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because leftists are ugly people and have ugly ideas and make ugly art.

    • @AnthonyGladbach
      @AnthonyGladbach 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@shannonceleste5557 Peter Capaldi Doctor Who saying 1800s London had Black and Asian people running around when they simply weren't... That's called revisionist history... "Those who refuse to learn from the past are doomed to repeat it."
      Or... Saying a Man who cuts his penis off and injects himself with estrogen is a woman... When he simply isn't... Then giving that man a position of power in the government... EXTREMELY dangerous...
      For more information look up the Chinese Emperor who got a new set of clothes...

  • @Rhidcully
    @Rhidcully 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

    My wife just could get to the first fight scene. Then we turned... Whatever this supposed to be is... Off.

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i had to ask. since she's a woman, can she slapped a bullet?

    • @kenziewittkopf9526
      @kenziewittkopf9526 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I understand. It wasn’t the best. We made it to the fairy scene, then couldn’t go on.

    • @Disneyfan82
      @Disneyfan82 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@kenziewittkopf9526It would be one thing if this was a fairy tale based world

    • @dexine4723
      @dexine4723 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kenziewittkopf9526 That ridiculous fairy scene broke me too, although I couldn't have stood much more of the weirdly forced diversity, when England of that period was 99% white, especially in rural areas and among the aristocracy. The only realistic thing I saw was a muddy road, which was reasonably accurate for the period.

  • @Keln02
    @Keln02 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    Between tiktok and Disney, I'm not sure which insults my intelligence more...

    • @DeOngezelligGarnaal
      @DeOngezelligGarnaal 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      As much as i despise tiktok. I think Disney clearly wins this one.

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Criticizing tiktok lis like criticizing TH-cam...are you old man yelling at cloud?

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Disney, by far.

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Likewise, and I didn't have much intelligence to begin with.

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Chinese actively want to suppress your thinking, which shows great respect for it.
      Disney hates you and all of mankind.

  • @motaman8074
    @motaman8074 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    It's not hilarious. It's just sad. I am so tired of this crap.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      “It was funny for a second but now it’s just depressing.”
      - Everyone towards Modern Disney.

    • @racingraptor4758
      @racingraptor4758 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I know. But this wont last forever. Heck, it wont last another 4-5 years

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@racingraptor4758 I hope you're right, but I wouldn't count on it. These people will _absolutely_ run their industry into the ground to spite every consumer who criticized them. Look at the comic industry, which has all but collapsed, or the news media industry, which has been bleeding trust for decades.
      Here's hoping that some alternative industries pop up to replace them.

    • @racingraptor4758
      @racingraptor4758 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PeterDivine thats the thing. In those couple of years they will ruin everything they touch and run out of money even faster (Blrock, Vngard et c) alerady lost two thirds of their money and smaller or less corupted businesses are droping that ESG nonsens en mass. And The fact they loose their trust is a good thing too. Something has to go away so new one can reapear. Plus movement based on exclusivity and destruction never lasts long. Hech they already started waging wars agains eachother ;)

    • @Disneyfan82
      @Disneyfan82 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@PeterDivineWhy are we letting them get away with this dictatorship?

  • @dah3071
    @dah3071 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    something tells me that in the actual time period the father would have gotten up, walked around that table, smacked his son so hard across the face hed take off his makeup and inform him that if he wished not to be thrown out to join the peasants hed show the proper respect and clean up his act, something Hollywood seems to forget in these "Historical settings" is that people didnt always act as cartoonishly as they do today, or at least as cartoonishly as these writers seem to think they do

  • @frederickrose1406
    @frederickrose1406 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    DEI score: 100%
    Logic: 10%
    historical accuracy: 0%

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The score on historical accuracy is very generous.

    • @olg7483
      @olg7483 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Fr they literally only got some of the outfits accurate and thats it

    • @ClaseyMeanAh
      @ClaseyMeanAh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@kaykutcher2103 Logic is way more generous still

    • @triggerhappy4199
      @triggerhappy4199 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Historical accuracy -5

    • @happycamper4918
      @happycamper4918 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's a fantasy guys relax and have fun. There weren't fairies either

  • @MrVlandus
    @MrVlandus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    That's why I would not want my books made into movies...

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Make sure to have 100% direction or whatever and if you die make sure your family be able to rip away the IP

    • @pianohijacker2988
      @pianohijacker2988 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Same. They would butcher my main character, turn her into a girlboss, and completely ruin the story for a "modern audience." As I0sts0ul89 said, I would want 100% direction/control. It's one of the main reasons I self publish.

    • @MrVlandus
      @MrVlandus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@pianohijacker2988 yup all of mine are self published.

  • @lemond2007
    @lemond2007 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Disney is still doubling down on wokeslop, I see. As predictable as the sunrise.

  • @JaimeLee_Koyote
    @JaimeLee_Koyote 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    I’m so sick of the virtue signaling and clear cultural appropriation under the guise of equity and inclusion - to use Hollywoods words against them. If you’re going to give me girl power in the name of historical representation then give me Joan of Arc.

    • @karahughes7074
      @karahughes7074 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Ah but Joan was murdered (by the cruel English) and we can't ever have a woman defeated by a MAN!

    • @Disneyfan82
      @Disneyfan82 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@karahughes7074And why is that?

    • @karahughes7074
      @karahughes7074 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Disneyfan82 You tell me.

    • @TheCrimsonElite666
      @TheCrimsonElite666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But don't you know she's French? Hollywood can't allow French figures to be depicted in a dignified and accurate light because France bad, just look at Ridley Scott's Napoleon.

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Disneyfan82 just.... go read the books about her.

  • @OcarinaSapphr-
    @OcarinaSapphr- 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    'Dumb' at the time would have been a synonym for deaf-mute, I believe; she would *not* have asked someone she was just having a conversation with, if they were dumb - someone who encountered a person that continually interacted without speaking, might ask another if the person in question was 'dumb'- _that_ I could understand.
    They want to change the meaning of words/ condemn words as 'bad' -- they're just so ignorant, & they want to spread that ignorance & lack of understanding- in order to make themselves feel less so....

    • @silverscorpio24
      @silverscorpio24 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Even I know most people said "daft" or "mad".

    • @leirawhitehart1236
      @leirawhitehart1236 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@silverscorpio24 that's just what I was thinking, that "daft" would've fit so much better there, than _"dumb",_ like she's some elementary school brat who just learned a new "bad" word she can insult people with.

    • @dexine4723
      @dexine4723 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The trouble is, that if the characters (especially the lower class ones) spoke in authentic language of the time (which you can find in books/newspapers of the period), a modern audience would struggle to understand them, because so many words have changed meaning or are no longer used at all, although it grates on me too when characters in a historical setting use modern-sounding language.

    • @leirawhitehart1236
      @leirawhitehart1236 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @dexine4723 Well, like the person above said, they could've used the word "daft," and it'd hold a better, more historically accurate meaning.
      In fact, I was expecting her to say "daft," and was surprised and rather baffled when she said "dumb," because that's _not_ the word she would've used in those times.
      They don't need to sound unintelligible to sound accurate, they just need to use words _somewhat_ correctly for the time, and they couldn't even do that. OP is correct, using the word "dumb" like it meant what it means today, when it didn't, was a stupid and ignorant move.
      And you could say it's just a small detail, but I think even a small detail like that, speaks to just how little they actually cared when making this, that they couldn't even be bothered to use language correctly for the time to make it feel even a little bit immersive.

  • @user-zq6sz2cr6g
    @user-zq6sz2cr6g 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    9:40 For an infinitely better approach to the subject of women joining the army in the olden days, may I suggest Terry Pratchett's 'The Monstrous Regiment'? And it takes place in Discworld, not real England, so you can indulge in enjoying the fantasy plot without actual history getting in the way.
    Then again, it goes without saying that Mr Pratchett had a much better knowledge of history and story-telling than the whole of Disney's writing staff put together.

    • @kiden3112
      @kiden3112 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      The only thing I can add to that is it's Sir Prachett.
      The man was knighted, even personally did most of the work in making his own sword within a year of being knighted on the basis of "Well, obviously a knight should have a sword". Then he felt it a good idea to hide it because of the state Britain's in, even back in 2010.
      "It annoys me that knights aren't allowed to carry their swords," he said. "That would be knife crime."

    • @user-zq6sz2cr6g
      @user-zq6sz2cr6g 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@kiden3112 I stand corrected. Sir Pratchett it is from now on.

    • @ShakaCthulu
      @ShakaCthulu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I want a Thief series written by Rhi Pratchett.

    • @creatrixZBD
      @creatrixZBD 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This comment 👍🏼

    • @dexine4723
      @dexine4723 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or, look up the real life stories of women who joined the army/navy in the seventeen hundreds and genuinely did go to war. There weren't many, but they did exist, and there were probably more than we know about, because many would have kept their identities successfully hidden. Hannah Snell is one famous British example, and disguised herself as a man for many years, but there were examples from all across Europe.

  • @saddlerrye6725
    @saddlerrye6725 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Middle-age England theatre troop: "We're evil because of bad reviews!!"
    Hmmm, I wonder if there's a smudge of projection in there....

    • @NotsilYmerej
      @NotsilYmerej 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No, they’re not evil because of bad reviews, they’re evil because they can’t get their dream jobs due to being shit at it.
      So clearly, their only other option was to become hardened criminals.
      Yeah, I don’t think the bad reviews were the only reason no theatre would take them in.

    • @GameBeatenakaKevinS
      @GameBeatenakaKevinS 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You could say that for a number of lines present in the video. Holy crap.

  • @tomsenior7405
    @tomsenior7405 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    This is a cultural phenomenon. The story-telling is simple yet engaging, taking us on an incredible adventure at a rapid pace. The characters are well defined and the viewer is left satisfied yet wanting more to come. A Masterpiece.
    Well, that's enough about Disney's original "Snow White". I bet Barry Norman is spinning in his grave over Disney's latest dollop of tripe

  • @rohitrajputltd
    @rohitrajputltd 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    tis a good day when we get a jonny law upload, especially when he's dressed like an exotic georgian gigolo

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      💯💯💯💯. Yep

    • @Vexarax
      @Vexarax 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I love how his Georgian sleeves got stuck on his gaming chair 😅

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm on a treasure island marathon and half thought my mind was slipping seeing him in that get up.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Muppet Treasure Island and Treasure Planet is 🔥

  • @mrburton8842
    @mrburton8842 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Ever since Jonny reported how little he earns,... I can't skip the ads anymore. And they suck.

  • @loke6664
    @loke6664 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    The history buff in me was screaming the entire time I watched this... Yeah, I am not very likely to go watch this.
    Some historical inaccuracies to make a historical show more interesting is fine but here, they just should have changed England to some fantasy name and skipped any pretending this have anything at all to do with history at all.
    Now, I don't think a show about highwayman (highwaywoman?) with super powers is a bad idea as such but come on, this is far too silly even for a kids show.

    • @dennisdouglas5941
      @dennisdouglas5941 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Are you kidding, this is exactly how I picture England in the 17th century, also did you know Cleopatra was Black, my grand mother told me it was so, so must be true!

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@dennisdouglas5941 And don't let anyone tell you different, not historians, not teachers, not even Egyptians. Grandma knows more than any of them and their "records" or "evidence."

    • @TristSingur
      @TristSingur 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I write stories for my niece and nephew, and I intentionally created a separate but similar world to our own so they won't get confused.
      I love them, but they're not the sharpest minds in their class.

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TristSingur That is super cute. :)
      I do get worrying thought that Disney is doing the same with their audience but without saying that.

    • @TristSingur
      @TristSingur 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @loke6664 :)
      Disney is disingenuous about how they tell their stories. It's as if they're trying to make up for their... not so secret past, by being overly woke. As a result of diving head first into the whole, "Diversity for the hell of it." Instead of creating new and imaginative stories and worlds like they used to, Disney has outed themselves as bigger bigots than they used to actually be, and nobody is buying it anymore.
      One long-winded comment later, I think we're safe from our children learning incorrect history as long as our schools are doing their jobs.

  • @Midtable1881
    @Midtable1881 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Why is their dialogue like an episode of Eastenders?

  • @BloodSlinga
    @BloodSlinga 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    It's sad that JoJo's part 1 is more accurate to Victorian era England, than this show is to the 1700s.

  • @tjq4378
    @tjq4378 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    I cancelled my Disney app because it was exposing my 9yo to some really inappropriate stuff. He made a stink about it for like a week and then totally forgot it existed. YOU CAN DO IT TOO, BE STRONG.

    • @brianbailey462
      @brianbailey462 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      thanks for being a good parent!!!!

  • @6vitamin
    @6vitamin 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Finally, I'll just say this: it takes naught but a glance at population stats, to see that before 1990, Britain was 99% White. The "black history" of Britain coincides with the rise of the global billionaire elite ruling class, and one of their classic tactics for maintaining control over sovereign nations; open borders, chaos, and divide and conquer. They said they were gonna import more non-whites, and they did. From 1992 to 2002 they began, and that's when Britain ACTUALLY HAD a black population. Even more so since then. But just 30 years ago? Hardly any, eh?

    • @yulee3266
      @yulee3266 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      if britian has has black in the country for decades then they had a black population small but still existed what do you mean?

    • @Bbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh
      @Bbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@yulee3266no they didn’t. The only black person in British history in these times was a black trumpeter, who wasn’t even British. He was more of an object, I think it was Henry who bought him as an item of curiosity and then he became a trumpeter. That is not 99% white, it’s 100% white with a foreigner who wasn’t from there living there too. Just like africa was black and Muslim too if you look at the Muslim colonisation of africa.

    • @dexine4723
      @dexine4723 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Bbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh The UK wasn't quite that cut off from the rest of the world and you would also find a sprinkling of Arab/black/Asian sailors/merchants at the larger ports, and occasional black servants in the bigger aristocratic houses (brought over from plantation holdings in the West Indies), so in the rural setting of the show, the only possibly accurate non-white character was the black groom. Go a few decades further on, when newspapers became more widespread and you'll see the occasional mention of a 'Black' (capitalized), either in adverts, as a person seeking a situation as a servant/groom and describing themselves that way, or a person wanted for crimes. I've also seen records from the early and middle part of the century referring to black prostitutes in London (again, the result of freed slaves brought over from Jamaica etc, who were left with no other occupation). However, even if you put them all together, it would still only be a tiny, tiny fraction of the UK population, and you certainly wouldn't see them hanging out in a rural inn without being gawped at as novelties, let alone as senior members of aristocratic families.

  • @26th_Primarch
    @26th_Primarch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Okay the whole "A tiny fairy man flies down a woman's throat to live in her stomach and give her superpowers (as well as something that looks suspiciously close to an orgasm reaction) just screams this being a fetish thing the writer wrote down...

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      i am willing to bet that this particular writer likes attack on titan. because those particular people made that show popular for that very particular reason.

  • @gabbodelaparrawrites
    @gabbodelaparrawrites 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Did you notice the guys have more make up on them than the women? 😁😁😁

    • @francescoxiv762
      @francescoxiv762 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I think that would be true to the period for the upper classes

    • @toadynamite8141
      @toadynamite8141 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sounds like Genshin

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      The only period accurate element in the entire farce.

    • @gabbodelaparrawrites
      @gabbodelaparrawrites 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@harbl99 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabbodelaparrawrites
      @gabbodelaparrawrites 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@francescoxiv762 But we know that's not the reason for it happening on the show. 😎

  • @Whookieee
    @Whookieee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    She would have been charged with witchcraft and burned at the stake within days

  • @olivia324
    @olivia324 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    But she didnt go to war as a soldier, she went as a captains wife. They mention it like 7 times in the first episode, and even show her being rejected from joining near the end of it.

  • @gabbodelaparrawrites
    @gabbodelaparrawrites 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    You say plagiarizing themselves, I say pleasure-izing themselves... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottcheg9
    @scottcheg9 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Are Disney trying to take the piss out of themselves or what?
    It’s like they saw all the memes mocking them and said yeah let’s do that😂

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They need to demoralize as hard as possible before they're shut down. It's probably years out, but maybe not many years.

  • @claudiameier666
    @claudiameier666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    they used to hang people for stealing bread

  • @madbrosheo1514
    @madbrosheo1514 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “I’m widowed. My husband is dead. He died.”
    I’m in awe of this writing. My mind is blown. My mind blew up.

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nice

  • @steveouk90126
    @steveouk90126 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I recall a movie called "3 Ninjas" which had a trio preteen white boys kicking arse as martial arts masters... 60# barehanded boys kicking the crap out of hulking warriors armed with deadly weapons and decades of training. Each time I see these "girlboss" movies about 110# girls beating up on hulking warriors--not gonna lie!--it takes me back to 3 Ninjas.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      At least 3 Ninjas was made in the 90s, a much better decade than this horrid 2020 decade.

    • @steveouk90126
      @steveouk90126 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@chasehedges6775 It was intentionally silly because it was made for small boys. This stuff is for grown women and of the same calibre as what made young lads happy. Reminds me of that meme about Barbie being an unrealistic stereotype for girls, leading to eating disorders and depression--right next to a picture of He-Man.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      💯True

    • @eddiebendigo7317
      @eddiebendigo7317 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What are you doing with the pound sign?

    • @steveouk90126
      @steveouk90126 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@eddiebendigo7317 60# is how my generation used to show "sixty pounds".

  • @snakekingblues3017
    @snakekingblues3017 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    away love the way TV shows and movies like to portray bad guys
    entitled self important Rich / A holes
    which is funny cuz they don't see the irony of that

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I'm not like other rich girls - Holly Wood.

  • @BladeStar-uq6xe
    @BladeStar-uq6xe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I did a Fanfiction where a Knight and capable Squire, returning from the Crusades, have to rescue the Knights sister and Fiance. The sister is accused of being a Witch, she's not, because she's inspired by Contortionist Sofie Dossi. So, a teenage girl who can accurately shoot a bow with her feet while balancing on her hands with a deep back bend just has to be a Witch to the Stupid Ignorant Peasants of 1200 France? Her ability to shoot arrows with her feet saves her life as she's able to hold out until her big brother saves her! So yeah, extraordinary Women would face Witchcraft charges.

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    modern writers and directors putting things like bullet dodging into their work makes me question how much they actually know.
    and I just did a check with an ai - and flintlock pistols moved at around 1.5 thousand feet per second.
    Now in the Matrix things like this make sense as it's not the real world and just a computer program, but this is the real world so I certainly hope there's no moments where she doesn't react fast enough for something and people end up dying.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Exactly

    • @S_raB
      @S_raB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      1,500 fps seems very high... more Gemini bs me thinks. By modern standards, like a Glock 19 (9mm) it's 1,000 ft/sec

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      _Rifles_ fire at about that speed. Even with high quality modern production blackpowder you don't get above 2,000fps.
      Most pistols were very much subsonic (less than 1000fps) which is slow by modern standards... Until you realize the Welsh Longbow, the terror of the battlefield, throws arrows at less than 300fps.
      Even with a slight hang fire from imperfect loading you would have to be very lucky _and_ start moving before the sear drops to dodge a bullet.

    • @S_raB
      @S_raB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@DH-xw6jp But it's based on real life. Sir/Madame, please stop making sense!

    • @viddork
      @viddork หลายเดือนก่อน

      If the flintlock pistols moved that fast, it's no wonder it was more dangerous if they were thrown at you than if they shot at you.

  • @1SpicyMeataball
    @1SpicyMeataball 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    So it's the Mulan remake all over again...
    And Robyn Hood..
    Willow...Rings of Power...

    • @BrightBrandi
      @BrightBrandi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Welcome to hell my friend

    • @DavidMartinez-ce3lp
      @DavidMartinez-ce3lp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Don't forget the Star Wars sequels

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As well as a blatant insertion of the writer's fetish...

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      The list is far too long for a comment at this point...Batwoman and Halo.

  • @Phengophobia
    @Phengophobia 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The music sounds familiar to the Witcher because it is Slavic-inspired - namely, a Bulgarian choir singing (Vanya Moneva choir). As a Bulgarian, I was pleasantly surprised, to be honest. However, the lyrics in that battle scene with the bullet slap are a bit...weird? They literally sound like "Довиждане, съжалявам", which means "Goodbye, I'm sorry".

  • @roberthengst3718
    @roberthengst3718 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Disney thinks the whole world is California

  • @handlebecauseihaveto
    @handlebecauseihaveto 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1. Whoever wrote that show has a vore fetish wtf
    2. I can't help but think it's disrespectful to portray people who would've been treated like less than second class citizens or subject to slavery and dehumanization in a historical setting as if that never happened. It's revisionist to just constantly tape over that part about historical settings

  • @dasflunkie8400
    @dasflunkie8400 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    They are trolling, right? RIGHT?!

  • @Blodhelm
    @Blodhelm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Stand and deliver" does not mean "I'm stealing from you, random peasant I've just met." God damn these sh*t writers.

  • @KitsuneAdorable
    @KitsuneAdorable 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    The girl in the thumbnail looks like the female character from the latest Fable game. I rolled my eyes when I first saw the trailer. Yup, we have a boss girl who can fight like them boys after only holding a weapon for merely five seconds. 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Girl. Are we sure about that?

    • @darianstarfrog
      @darianstarfrog 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean the oblivious trans flagging? They do that to appease the delusional, so they don't feel bad about real woman's curves, because he'll never be able to get them..

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      5 seconds? She was born ready.

  • @Tsaks1978
    @Tsaks1978 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It used to be the main hero had something like a character arch. But with the girlboss genre, she literally appears perfect and invincible in the first scene and stays that way till the end, while being annoying know it all and cheeky with any men in proximity. Drama and tension? Nah, we don´t need that. Actually having to worry about the character? Nah, just enjoy her giving yet another witty repartee to an annoying man.

  • @adamaccountname
    @adamaccountname 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    It's funny how if that were the genre people may go easier on it, "historical fanfiction, not intended to be an honest depiction"

  • @LarryXLR
    @LarryXLR 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is the definition of spending millions of dollars to produce something that absolutely no one asked for. Historical fan fiction is detestable

  • @Foolsjoker
    @Foolsjoker 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Disney doing Disney things. Didn't even know this existed, and TBH that made me happy.

  • @MrSuckeragi
    @MrSuckeragi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Holy crap that bullet slapping was hillariously bad... I mean even if it is fiction it looks so damn goofy AF

  • @archi5461
    @archi5461 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    17:11 Two years for stealing bread? Jean Valjean would be jealous

  • @Jimoshi1
    @Jimoshi1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love the stronk vimin consept who literally fully depended on a superpowers from male pixie 🤣

  • @curiaregis9479
    @curiaregis9479 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The racial diversity completely wrong for the historical context, the girl bossing, the commie propaganda... it's all so tiresome.

    • @brianbailey462
      @brianbailey462 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And the pushing of LBGTQAI+++++ into our faces .. its relentless

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    They don't like History (and they even tried to change it) so they made another Fan-Fiction instead because that's what their writers from Tumblr are good for.

  • @rustytanks
    @rustytanks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    The "ugly stick" is rampant these days with lead woman 🤢

    • @wombatillo
      @wombatillo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They are trying to subvert our expectations and they genuinely think that they can reprogram people to like less-pretty and just plain women more than they really do.

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol

  • @mrcheesemunch
    @mrcheesemunch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    They definitely had wheelchairs back then...but that's just blatantly a modern one lol no way would they have a wheelchair that practical, incredibly lazy of them.

  • @patriot639
    @patriot639 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I think we should impose a law. Any one who produces media which promotes the "redistribution of wealth" everyone involved in said production should have all their wealth seized and redistributed. There. We'll have disney and hollywood finally do some good.

  • @BestOfTsars
    @BestOfTsars 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Let’s be honest here if a girl with superhuman strength is found in Victorian England she’ll probably used as a either a carnival attraction or payed as a oddity showcase

  • @emansuela_real
    @emansuela_real 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I, for one, am amazed at the quality of your videos. From here on, I will only expect content of the utmost quality from you.
    On a more serious note, keep up the good work.

    • @Vexarax
      @Vexarax 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah his content has always been crazy good!! I wonder if actually he’d been making videos for years before his RoP vids (which is how I found him), but then privated all the old ones so it appears as though he just came out of the woodwork instantly making top notch quality content 😅 But yeah his humour is always on point, his reviews fair and funny, and I love the way he encapsulates how we are all feeling about the truly atrocious content being created today!!

  • @stethespaniard2
    @stethespaniard2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There seems to be a trope right now that says people can do terrible things and be affirmed it’s right if you’re a woman

  • @aurawolf2221
    @aurawolf2221 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    As a Brit myself... what Disney has done here is nothing in comparison to how fucked Britain is anyway 😂
    Also Scotland or should I say totalitarian Dictatorship land

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If Britian is screwed, as an American, I wonder how bad things are gonna get for us.

    • @harryeasterbrook4593
      @harryeasterbrook4593 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Have faith. I’m sure there’s still a chance to turn things around.

    • @racingraptor4758
      @racingraptor4758 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​​@@harryeasterbrook4593there is and its already turning althought very slowly. And people all around the west are feed up with them plus those weirdos already loose bilions uppon bilions and its only matter of time (max 4-5 years) before it goes down completly

    • @harryeasterbrook4593
      @harryeasterbrook4593 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@racingraptor4758 As my Gran would say: we’ve been through rough times before and we’ve bounced back. Play our cards right and we’ll bounce back again.

  • @RetroGameFan88
    @RetroGameFan88 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The guy had to slide the little knife across the floor to the woman instead of just stabbing the guy is because he didn’t want to take the spot light away from mary sue

  • @garyg1705
    @garyg1705 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The colour blind casting is ridiculous for england in the 1700s but you can get away with it in something so clearly absurd and light hearted. However, if they're so obsessed with representation... should they not be trying to accurately represent the people and time they're trying to portray? The trailer to me just stank of disneys on the nose agenda to challenge gender norms, push trans and non binary agendas as normal and, frankly, to appeal to women at the heavy expense of men. All the marketing talk has been around queer representation (whatever the fook that is). Disney is so boring.

  • @Tirryna
    @Tirryna 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    They finally cast a Ginger lead, but give her this shite....
    I'm an American,but, I am a bit of a Anglophile....the inaccuracies hurt

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "You don't wanna mess with me." What is she, Texas? That's some real period-accurate dialogue right there folks. /s

  • @demspookz8732
    @demspookz8732 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    When will the media dark age we seem to be stuck in finally end? WHEN WILL IT END!

  • @kudzaichiriseri9763
    @kudzaichiriseri9763 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just loved the line spray paint kumbaya on the pyramids🤣🤣

  • @AnimeNPC.
    @AnimeNPC. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You are the only person on earth I’ve seen talk about this show. I’m pretty sure more people have watched your video than the actual show.

  • @wesleystockford2616
    @wesleystockford2616 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    So Peter Pan could have been awesome if he just ate Tinkerbell?

    • @viddork
      @viddork หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, he probably would have been able to, like, _fly_ or something!

  • @Direwolf13PS3
    @Direwolf13PS3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If someone says 'Why do you care?' you can respond just as easily with 'Why do you care that I care?'
    That's how shallow that response is.

  • @marychocolatefairy
    @marychocolatefairy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Disney really has sunk quality-wise in a relatively short amount of time. I recently watched the 4th Pirates of the Caribbean movie, from 2011, and it's not even considered a particularly good movie- but after seeing current films, it was sooo refreshing to watch. That's because there was so much period detail and similar put into it, with exquisite craftsmanship by the set decorators, costumers, et al. Despite the fantastical elements, they were able to create believable world building- something that is lost on current Disney.

  • @pauledchampion
    @pauledchampion 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The first self propelled wheelchair was actually invented in 1655, so to me it's not totally outrageous that someone in this show would be using a wheelchair. But I think that's where the historical accuracy ends. The dialogue and colloquialisms sound absolutely ridiculous. It's as if Disney made this show for Americans to gawk at British slang, even if it isn't accurate to the time period. Feels fucking weird.

  • @brendancoulter5761
    @brendancoulter5761 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In a holly wood a story sent in 1700s England, a story set in WW2 Africa and a story set in the far future civilization all have the exact same demographics morals themes and conflicts. Diversity.

  • @frea2191
    @frea2191 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I applaud you for your tenacity... i watched about 20min. then i had to turn it off to keep my sanity

  • @thechuckjosechannel.2702
    @thechuckjosechannel.2702 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Pirates is nothing without Johnny. Nice Pirate costume, Pirate's life for me!

  • @ALE199-ita
    @ALE199-ita 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I really dislike the bad rep musket get, it's like saying "9mm? Pah you have a better chance at harming me by throwing your silly small 9mm caliber pistol then shooting me!"
    if this sounds dumb, this is how dumb it sounds when you say that muskets are so inaccurate you can stand infront of one and not get shot.

    • @freman007
      @freman007 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Yes. Rifling gives greater accuracy at range, but if you stand right in front of musket, they will put a 0.70-inch hole right through you.
      They worked for the kind of ranked fighting that soldiers used at that time, the musket's smooth bore having some advantages when loading quickly.

    • @John-fk2ky
      @John-fk2ky 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@freman007 that’s actually why they fired in mass ranks. The individual musket wasn’t the most accurate weapon and at ranges well within killing range (in terms of how fast the shot was moving) trying to hit a person was unlikely. A bunch of muskets firing together, however, definitely could.

    • @eddiebendigo7317
      @eddiebendigo7317 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Grape sized hole in his chest"

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

  • @mudcrab3420
    @mudcrab3420 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If you have enough super strength to throw a man that distance then your hand to hand parries are going to be breaking your opponent's arms.
    Think your world building through properly.

  • @erichalfabeez
    @erichalfabeez 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I guess now we know what happens when Orla goes "all the way" with step-fitness class.

  • @Feejakka
    @Feejakka 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not me snorting every time you say “Robyyyin Hood” 😂

  • @digthesechild-bearinghipsb2842
    @digthesechild-bearinghipsb2842 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It's in times like these I miss old shows like Penny Dreadful...

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My dad's gotten so desperate he now misses Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men.

  • @SingularityZ3ro1
    @SingularityZ3ro1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You really can‘t make that up… Unless you are Disney and say: Hold my vegan cafe latte 😅

  • @lamhamzzzzzz
    @lamhamzzzzzz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    they take out the one thing people want from historical fiction, which is a certain level of factual accuracy to create the illusion of immersion and make the fantasy aspect pop out. everything happening now with diversity breaks the illusion and ruins the foundation of the genre. imagine if half the cast of shogun looked like this. (and then i unpaused the video right into jonny making the same exact point)

  • @bbthebeee
    @bbthebeee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm smiling and giggling with that intro. Another great video Jonny. Spot on views! 😊

  • @SynnJynn
    @SynnJynn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I remember when Disney was actually something I looked forward to watching. Now I watch TH-camrs trashing them..

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      same here

  • @maxis2k
    @maxis2k 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is the same company that made the TV show "Once Upon a Time." Nothing they make can be surprising after that fanfiction soap opera.

  • @frogman9989
    @frogman9989 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Uhhhhhhh... this is absolutely cringe awful. When will Disney give up with the girl boss garbage. Women are great at many things....physically fighting is NOT one of them.

    • @artnull13
      @artnull13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It depends entirely how it’s done. You only need to watch the Sharpe series to know there were plenty of realistically depicted women in the 1700’s who physically fought. Same in lots of Chinese martial art films.

    • @melonstarzz
      @melonstarzz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i get what u were trying to get at, but this did end up sounding misogynistic

    • @frogman9989
      @frogman9989 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @melonstarzz facts are mean, true, but mean. I can't birth a child, I'm a guy, facts... sometimes, if people actually respect their limitations, it makes the world a safer place. I don't want a blind man driving a taxi. It's sad that he's blind, and he should have every opportunity given to him to make him equal to everyone else, but sometimes physical differences have to be acknowledged, no matter who it offends.

  • @thetruesora
    @thetruesora 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "so a villain has been dedicating days casting a spell to trap nell in prison, that's gonna be tough for her to find a way out"
    "actually sir its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
    "oh really?"
    "yeah she's just gonna run at a wall and pass through it"
    "well alright then, running through walls is tight"

  • @S_raB
    @S_raB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Look at what they've done to my boy... Nate the Great, my best mate, he's all ours, there's no debate. Yeah, Nate the Great!
    Ted Lasso reference, in case you're wondering

  • @averagejoe455
    @averagejoe455 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    In order to give a shit about British misrepresentation, we would have to give a shit about the British.

  • @simondancaster8334
    @simondancaster8334 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Fuckin’ ‘ell mate! Admit it! You made this up Jonny Flaw! This cannot be real! And why does the main grrl-boss look like one of those scuzzy characters who’ve been uglified by AI to stymie the male gaze in a computer game?? Oh wait. Shit! Is this a real show?? 😱😱😱

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      iz real hehehe

  • @andrewweller5119
    @andrewweller5119 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It is ironic that the robin hood story keeps getting pushed forward by the very people Robin would rob hahaha