All Kingdom Hearts Bosses Ranked Easiest to Hardest

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  • @SunburnedAlbino
    @SunburnedAlbino  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    For people making comments about the difficulty discrepancy, I'm doing streams of KHFM PS4 on proud mode now, so stop by on occasion and watch me change my mind about bosses in real time.

    • @Yatsu2
      @Yatsu2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hows it going? / Howd it go?

    • @doctor0827
      @doctor0827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sunburned Albino trust me it will change lol

    • @keith3278
      @keith3278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Sunburned Albino do you think you will ever do a Ranked Easiest to Hardest for KH Re: Chain of memories

    • @pokespartytv8086
      @pokespartytv8086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sunburned Albino where is xemnas?

    • @pokespartytv8086
      @pokespartytv8086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is it because he is the hardest? Lmao definitely harder then sephiroth.

  • @hazyshade9648
    @hazyshade9648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3159

    The hardest boss in the entire series is that Race with Riku on destiny Islands.

    • @David-iq5yl
      @David-iq5yl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Sorry that's not a boss but agreed

    • @ellezim8136
      @ellezim8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      If you press square instead of X 24/7 hes actually easy lol

    • @LayanaMaeBROO
      @LayanaMaeBROO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂

    • @donrightgaming1455
      @donrightgaming1455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hazy Shade i actually finally beat him when i did it over the second time lol

    • @rex724332
      @rex724332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not even

  • @Sta3r
    @Sta3r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2175

    Since you're only counting content from the original version of the game, then I'd say the un-skippable cutscenes are the hardest boss, easily.

    • @enbymurloc5802
      @enbymurloc5802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      even playing the 1.5 version i still shudder before the second hallow bastion riku fight, i spent a good two to three hours just watching that damn cutscene when i first played the game on ps2

    • @diseaseus84jesus
      @diseaseus84jesus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ouch hahaha

    • @moksanity1
      @moksanity1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The actual reason young me gave up on killing Sephiroth

    • @niog4534
      @niog4534 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@enbymurloc5802 I beat it on the first try.

    • @georgerobins4110
      @georgerobins4110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ni og
      I’m sure you did.

  • @brendonwalter1006
    @brendonwalter1006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    The worst part about Phantom is when you're color blind

    • @aldrinvendt8524
      @aldrinvendt8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      finally, someone who understands my struggle! had to call my sister into the room while i fight this dude so she can tell me what color his orb is.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aldrin Vendt
      I mean, if it works, right?

    • @justaviewer9012
      @justaviewer9012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Someone who was colorblind said they beat this but they never specified if they had help or not

    • @ryanmcwilliams8784
      @ryanmcwilliams8784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The whole game must be the worst part, I remember that this game was so pretty when I got it in my ps2 so colorful and bright

    • @diamondarmy5546
      @diamondarmy5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@silenceundying colorblind people don't see in shades of grey that is only one rare type of colorblindness

  • @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf
    @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    “The bigger the boss, the easier it is.” means Jimmy Cricket must be harder than Yozora-

    • @hazyshade9648
      @hazyshade9648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Cricket is so powerful hes not even a boss fight cause sora has no chance XD

    • @danielfuentes2999
      @danielfuentes2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jimminy Cricket is actually the master of masters

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jiminy Cricket has the developer's X-Blade. To unlock his boss fight, you have to beat all 3 KH games in a row on Critical Mode without taking damage. Then head back to the Terra boss fight area, and you'll find Jiminy Cricket ready to send you right back to the start.
      If you die, you lose all progress and have to fulfill all requirements again.

    • @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf
      @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@icyatlasartworks KH 1 doesn’t even have a critical mode-

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf I know, that makes it even more difficult

  • @RiDaku
    @RiDaku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    "This is a coincidence, because when I'm defeated in battle, I also become my whole house."
    Fuck me dude this is absolutely hilarious and you're telling me I have 20 more minutes of this?!

    • @Junior13113
      @Junior13113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That one got me, too.

    • @BibleNutter
      @BibleNutter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does it mean?

    • @georgerobins4110
      @georgerobins4110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A Scam Involving Corndogs
      It’s a joke. He’s being sarcastic. The boss becomes his own house. It’s dry humour

  • @Kairi1416
    @Kairi1416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    I never knew the cages in Wonderland were breakable... I'm an idiot.

    • @Kairi1416
      @Kairi1416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nice to know I wasn't alone.

    • @Elchinodiabolero
      @Elchinodiabolero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      me as fuck

    • @tehdeadmouse
      @tehdeadmouse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which cages are you talking about?

    • @ivangarcia3051
      @ivangarcia3051 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He was talking about the cages that keep Donald and Goofy out of the fight xp

    • @theredeft5319
      @theredeft5319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah I assumed that they were out for the whole fight if they got caged

  • @TallManVanitas
    @TallManVanitas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    All these years of playing KH1 and I never even knew you could break Donald and Goofy's cages in that Card Tower fight...

    • @NessKwik0
      @NessKwik0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TallManVanitas same

    • @Luhbrudda
      @Luhbrudda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here

    • @starshopping7073
      @starshopping7073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bro honestly same

    • @Kryors
      @Kryors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @battousaicrescent
      @battousaicrescent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I never knew donald and goofy could BE in cages. (Has never once had that and has gone through the game over 30 times)

  • @xWhispyPlaysGaming
    @xWhispyPlaysGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    When I was younger I never used magic and only used the “cool keyblades” as I was a warrior. Also never upgraded Donald and goofy and never used items or blocked as I only thought X was the only good face button. Gosh I made that game so hard for myself lol.

    • @mcsquirty8680
      @mcsquirty8680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was the same way

    • @GoBuckeyes554
      @GoBuckeyes554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      same it's why I quit vs Ansem and didnt beat the game until I went back to it when I was 18

    • @trevortheminiman
      @trevortheminiman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same I got through it though. I just replayed it and realized how helpful magic actually is.

    • @dirtychicken2173
      @dirtychicken2173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now people do that for challenges

    • @joshuahperez3117
      @joshuahperez3117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought I was the only one. And I beat it lol.

  • @Scrabble12
    @Scrabble12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    deflecting projectiles is something I never did,
    my strategy was press X and heal

    • @tottallyarandomperson
      @tottallyarandomperson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      SIM R that how its done. go hard in the paint and run like a bitch when the "low health" noise sounds......i died a lot more than i would like admit with this tactic

    • @Spitfire_94
      @Spitfire_94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      For me it was press X, Aero and heal
      or
      Summon Tinker Bell and press X. Real

    • @TheMaddogg96
      @TheMaddogg96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genreguru nah I did this on proud too. This game is just piss easy

    • @shizzleblitz
      @shizzleblitz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SIM R on critical ? that's what I did

    • @silverhetch3383
      @silverhetch3383 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      tinkerbell was bae

  • @ThePokefreak98
    @ThePokefreak98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "His weakness is horn. which is also mine"😂😂😂😂

    • @redscarf20
      @redscarf20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get it?

    • @victorzambrano4136
      @victorzambrano4136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      redscarf20 I'm assuming it's a sexual innuendo for penis? So he might mean bj.

    • @hugebirden5242
      @hugebirden5242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      redscarf20 he’s talking about his penis

  • @canariawing
    @canariawing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "it's a weird coincidence because whenever i'm beaten in battle, i also become my whole house" this made me completely lose it for a good 5 minutes

  • @businesscatlimbo
    @businesscatlimbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "The bigger the boss, the easier it is"
    So you're saying Jimminy Cricket would be unstoppable

    • @mr.battle20
      @mr.battle20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's probably more accurate to say: "the closer the boss is to human-sized, the stronger."

  • @theholywand11
    @theholywand11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    "If you get invited to a couples orgy, keep swinging" You sir, have earned my like and subscription

    • @DiegoSanchez-bq4gu
      @DiegoSanchez-bq4gu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justan Edwards Same

    • @pixelpenguin0732
      @pixelpenguin0732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Justan Edwards same this video was really funny

    • @EleumNoice
      @EleumNoice 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justan Edwards same lol

    • @pokemonbro2
      @pokemonbro2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @diegol5802
      @diegol5802 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justan Edwards bro he's hilarious

  • @axo5000k
    @axo5000k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    Came for the video, subscribed for the jokes and one liners

    • @Scorpis91
      @Scorpis91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same this dude had me dying, he's blocking you? keep swinging, got invited to a couples orgy? keep swinging

    • @m_winewood
      @m_winewood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts this man had me rollin 😂

  • @dukinukireal
    @dukinukireal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    "do yourself a favor and don't get hit by the "SUBMIT" attack, it randomly turns your attack option into a freeze option which makes ansem's darkside heartless grope you in midair, which causes a lot of emotional problems that will end with you pointing to innapropriate body parts on a doll" lmao

  • @CourtLLRN
    @CourtLLRN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Ursula: This won't be pretty!
    Albino: We know this won't be pretty, it's related to you.
    Ariel: *singing* What's the word? BUUUUUUUUURN!

    • @rachdiva
      @rachdiva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Court's Little Lambs Reborn Nursery lol

    • @Reyrocksall
      @Reyrocksall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very well done

    • @Insanemembrane93
      @Insanemembrane93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what if you got level 17 before you left the island ? Also what level do you get scan?

    • @gaymerjerry
      @gaymerjerry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@Insanemembrane93 In KH1 you learn scan at level 9 if you chose the staff, 12 if you chose the shield, and 15 if you chose the sword.
      In KH1FM you learn Scan at level 9 if you chose the sword, 15 if you chose the staff, and 21 if you chose the shield
      Yes they thought it was a good to make scan as late as level 21

    • @gaymerjerry
      @gaymerjerry 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And in general for KH1 or 2 abilities gotten through level up depend on what weapon you chose at the beginning of the game

  • @alwayscommenting56
    @alwayscommenting56 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "For the last 10 years I could've sworn his name was Aragog, but I realized after looking it up just now that's the giant spider from Harry Potter, also I will never google anything again." I absolutely LOST it there.

  • @Kennilarsen1
    @Kennilarsen1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "his feet are where his hands are, and his hands are where his feet are? isn't that fuckin COOL?!"
    Subbed

  • @connorm3037
    @connorm3037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Giant Ursula was insanely difficult. Cerberus is a joke

    • @rachdiva
      @rachdiva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kap Kun their both easy

    • @MrEmanthedrummer
      @MrEmanthedrummer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Tiger 9874 *they’re

    • @xaitat
      @xaitat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      For me they're both difficult

    • @beckyweiss6072
      @beckyweiss6072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@xaitat I'm having a hard time with the FIRST Ursula. And I blame the mechanics in Atlantica, 110%.

    • @Ari-nq5rm
      @Ari-nq5rm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Giant Ursula is the most easy tho.

  • @NXeta
    @NXeta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    But the question remains: did you get up on the hydra's back tho

  • @Niceri98
    @Niceri98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    bro, to be honest, I've never heard of this channel, I just clicked the video cuz kingdom hearts lol. but god damn, you have some damn good commentary, had me laughing the whole way through. you sir, just earned a subscriber

  • @redvelvetdoll
    @redvelvetdoll 7 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I died way too many times at Giant Ursula....

    • @chrishenshall6489
      @chrishenshall6489 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Alice Z I'm playing through KH now and I hated her. Died so many times because of how awkward swimming is.

    • @brandonr3072
      @brandonr3072 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      never died. even when I was new to the game, I never once died to giant Ursula

    • @PandemicCat7
      @PandemicCat7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You must not have been on proud mode brandon

    • @brandonr3072
      @brandonr3072 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charles Ball no I've played proud mode plenty of times too. giant Ursula just isn't that hard.

    • @davidgrant761
      @davidgrant761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I let my allies do all the work XD proud mode giant bitch lol

  • @aidmcnade2951
    @aidmcnade2951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    To this day, “Sabor. Danger... Not really” still makes me burst out in laughter.

  • @rockman202
    @rockman202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Honestly I felt the invisible Chameleon to be a lot harder than most bosses when I was younger. The fact that you don't have cure really increases the difficulty of that boss fight.

    • @supreme_king_obama1158
      @supreme_king_obama1158 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, it’s notably the first major roadblock for a lot of kids. The issue with the ranking is that he’s ranking them as a hardens veteran who’s been playing these games for years and has done so several times. It doesn’t reflect the average newbie doing these for the first time, nor the little kids in 2002 who got the cool game with Mickey Mouse in it.

    • @mindxfuneral
      @mindxfuneral ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@supreme_king_obama1158 so it’s probably a little more accurate than a rating a kid from 2002 who doesn’t fully understand the mechanics would make, no?

    • @supreme_king_obama1158
      @supreme_king_obama1158 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mindxfuneral I’d say it’s more accurate to look at it from a first or even second time perspective then a person who’s played the games for their whole lives. I’m 16 and picked up KH 1.5+2.5 last year, and still hasn’t finished my first playthrough of 2 (got sidetracked with persona 4), and stealth sneak was still a decent road block for me my first time playing. IDK I just don’t think it’s fair to judge a boss based on difficulty when you’re a super experienced player is all.

    • @senpaikush1
      @senpaikush1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also he’s not playing on proud mode, on proud mode clayton can one shot Sora at the very start of the fight if health is low enough on proud with the shot at the start of the fight, also the chameleon rushing towards sora dealing insane damage NO CURE still while trying to defeat clayton

  • @KH_4Lyf_DBZ
    @KH_4Lyf_DBZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Fighting Kurt Zisa - "If you're in a health jam during that segment I've found that if you use Trinity Limit on the orbs... It'll miss completely... So that's cool"
    Literally dying right there HAHA

  • @ElijahDavis
    @ElijahDavis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Because his hands is where his feet should be and his feet is where his hands should be, isn't that Fucking amazing"
    😂😂😂😂😂 idk why this made me laugh so hard lol

    • @stas_fri3124
      @stas_fri3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Guard armor is like the opposite armor, only not opposite"

  • @iamcool57
    @iamcool57 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Fly at him like a kamikaze pilot and ruin his life before he finishes" lmfaoooo

  • @Themindfreak117
    @Themindfreak117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I chuckled at that Empty Phantasm Shell reference.

    • @MrChach1ng
      @MrChach1ng 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keenan Maloney as soon as I saw your comment I THEN realized oooooooooh yeeeeaaaah :D

    • @samlandrum644
      @samlandrum644 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Keenan Maloney bloodborne for dayz

  • @ThanhTran-gb4pw
    @ThanhTran-gb4pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The hardest boss for me was figuring out how to leave Neverland after closing the keyhole.
    I didn't have a problem with possessed Riku, but that was probably because I did all the sidequests and collectibles before going to what I thought was the final dungeon.

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The hardest boss for me was trying to figure out how to get back to the clock tower to fight Phantom

    • @olderuser
      @olderuser 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Frr bruh I did not know how to leave that clock tower 💀

    • @xXLunatikxXlul
      @xXLunatikxXlul 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@astra3766 so true. 7 year old me couldn't figure out what to do until I tried Stop Magic.. it was such a delight learning that mechanic existed and then I died. But my next try would lead to victory \[T]/

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xXLunatikxXlul
      It’s been 2 years since I’ve played a KH game, but I think I was referring to just getting to the fight

    • @xXLunatikxXlul
      @xXLunatikxXlul 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@astra3766 all good! I figured from re-reading the comment.

  • @Nobody-ss7ks
    @Nobody-ss7ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The real boss fight is that room that leads to the last final bosses. OOOOF

    • @MrWorm29
      @MrWorm29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Holy Frick. Especially On Proud.

    • @crazydud3380
      @crazydud3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's like "ok, this can end now". It just goes on and on!

    • @ShimmerScarlet
      @ShimmerScarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrWorm29 That fight was a nightmare on Proud Lvl 1. Had to use Trinity Limit and Simba just to oneshot each wave, and even then the timing is strict

    • @nicke.8622
      @nicke.8622 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES!!! I just beat this game on proud mode and when I was In that room, I thought the waves of heartless would never stop....

  • @tjlaction12
    @tjlaction12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "He's enthralled by the rippling color effects on the walls and floors and stares intently at them while you murder him"
    I'm crying 😂😂😂

  • @CameronBFunny
    @CameronBFunny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I didn't know Bo Burnham had a gaming channel

  • @LivingGuy484
    @LivingGuy484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I wasn't sure if I was going to like this at first.
    5 minutes in and I've nearly pissed myself laughing. I am definitely subscribing.

    • @heartstompers4509
      @heartstompers4509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Giovanni that's gross

    • @cowabunga5525
      @cowabunga5525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smashing Competition it’s an expression

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cowabunga5525
      Yea

  • @jasonfayers6146
    @jasonfayers6146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Personally I always found Clayton to be one of the harder bosses. 'Most anything after the first few worlds is easy because you're leveled and equipped.

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed. CURE is an awesome spell, but kinda broken, and without cure, the boss battles are much harder

  • @kyrabell6216
    @kyrabell6216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I think a lot of it just depends on what level you're on. I spent hours on Clayton, first Ursula, and the black demon guy in the volcano yet beat ansem's fights first try

    • @cold5671
      @cold5671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were all easy for me other than Clayton

    • @patdornoff9383
      @patdornoff9383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      chernabog you mean

    • @GayRiku
      @GayRiku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clayton was easy for me for whatever reason, but yeah, I did NOT have fun with Ursula and the black demon guy (landing and summoning tinkerbell saved my ass, lmao). I also had a really bad time with that Riku fight in hollow bastion, and the second Ansem fight.

    • @niog4534
      @niog4534 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beat everyone but Clayton on the first try

    • @Crash7031
      @Crash7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GayRiku Ursula was to insane even thou people say she is easy they probably just cheated instead of doing it at the level they were supposed to. Because there is always a laser beam behind you every second and it's annoying. Of course the 1st time the play the game Oogie was the most annoying cause I was confused half the time till I got it finally got it.

  • @saandyyvh6682
    @saandyyvh6682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Just keep swinging, just keep swinging, just keep swing-ing, swing-ing, swing-ing.

  • @danilp4118
    @danilp4118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Destiny islands riku should be on first place, as the hardest boss XD

    • @saafi9723
      @saafi9723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      huckmart 99 no Riku is harder than Tidus, Wakka and Selphie
      I beat them three days ago

    • @CallBoy1212
      @CallBoy1212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Once you have played this game long enough, you learn that each of those guys are easy enough to beat each of them without even getting hit. I actually have farmed Destiny Island till I got level 10 mostly with Wakka and his ball, but Riku as well.

    • @bensjammin9
      @bensjammin9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dani lorenzo puente DI Riku is really easy if you get used to it. It takes some practice.

    • @jeebiv4961
      @jeebiv4961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I strongly disagree. Not only is the trio harder, but I had more trouble beating the Chernabog than Riku, who I abused for a whopping 99 potions once I found his attack pattern.

    • @poodickeye6250
      @poodickeye6250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      riku is easier on final mix by a lot I never beat him on ps2 but now he's not so bad but on proud he's a challenge ahaha

  • @user-nr4wh2fu3c
    @user-nr4wh2fu3c 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "His weak spot is his horn, which is also mine."
    HA! SUBBED!

  • @BrunoSantos-li7jz
    @BrunoSantos-li7jz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "jafar solidifies lava and throws it at you, doing minimal damage"
    jafar takes a quarter of sora s life...
    ... as minimal damage...

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, the damage output isn't that bad. The problem is that literally half the arena acts as cover and if the large lava rock touches even a tiny bit it will burst. And he throws them real slowly.

    • @crazydud3380
      @crazydud3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anueutsuho7425 Yeah, you'd think an all-powerful, immortal genie would have been much tougher.

  • @mushroomkingdomhearts8331
    @mushroomkingdomhearts8331 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    bro I love your sarcasm and humor in this video, keep being you and stay awesome :)

  • @Big_Bulli
    @Big_Bulli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I had a really tough time against Riku because when I played this game when I was 8, I had no concept of Guard. Now he's a fucking joke even on proud, but I will admit, I was stupid as a kid.

  • @thegreenthunder5416
    @thegreenthunder5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I like how you sound like Bo Burnham critiquing Kingdom Hearts...so calm, so savage

  • @nolanschotanus2769
    @nolanschotanus2769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Me watching, 6 hours into KH 1.5: "... wait you can deflect?"

    • @dimitrakostaki5841
      @dimitrakostaki5841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same except I just hit 30...

    • @crazydud3380
      @crazydud3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I realized it late too. The game starts out giving a tutorial on basic stuff only an idiot couldn't figure out, then later barely explains anything. Would have made a lot of encounters much easier.

  • @zacheymczachface
    @zacheymczachface 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have learned today that I will unironically watch you rank any bosses...like any of them, please continue and you have my full support.

  • @noirsgaming8800
    @noirsgaming8800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I love this guy's sarcasm. He sounds like me.

  • @akumakami9727
    @akumakami9727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I never realized it as a kid, but Ansem with his heartless seems like a huge Jo Jo reference.

    • @GoTELuckyCharms
      @GoTELuckyCharms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm willing to bet that it was intended that way too

    • @judahosborne8868
      @judahosborne8868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want to say it wasnt but the thing is when you experience jojo you inadvertently inject the fucking thing directly into your bloodstream and it becomes an integral part of your life, so I do kind of get the feeling it is

    • @RondoOfBloodX
      @RondoOfBloodX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You were expecting Riku but IT IS I ANSEM!!!!!

    • @platy4700
      @platy4700 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I referred to his guardian as his stand

    • @michaelyearwood6422
      @michaelyearwood6422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same dude who voices old Joseph voices ansem

  • @frog-in-the-pond
    @frog-in-the-pond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For the Lock, Shock and Barrel boss fight in Halloweentown, I’m fairly sure that you can only get the highest amount of EXP for the fight if you beat Lock first, then Shock, then lastly Barrel. Otherwise, their EXP is reduced by 10%. Just a little heads up for folks in case you care about EXP.

    • @xXLunatikxXlul
      @xXLunatikxXlul 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is this actually the case? Wow!

  • @InkscapeXD
    @InkscapeXD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Apparently, clayton has been so itching to shoot something that he dont care if its a 14 year old boy" -Sunburned Albino
    true comedy there, folks.

  • @LunetteFox
    @LunetteFox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Dick-Ship-Head!" .... I'm gonna be honest I had to pause and laugh at that for about 10 minutes... it just... was so out of nowhere.

  • @user-we9pt4xg4j
    @user-we9pt4xg4j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oogie manner is easier than Giant Ursala in my opinion. Those bites and lightning spams were annoying.

    • @dustoo
      @dustoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      L *manor

  • @ethang0746
    @ethang0746 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    you're hands down my favorite youtuber just because you match my humor perfectly lmao, i come back to these boss ranking videos every few weeks

  • @LoneHawk
    @LoneHawk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is beautiful.

  • @librariviera4581
    @librariviera4581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The first Cerberus fight is hell if you gave up the shield and came by any time before Deep Jungle.

    • @suspectrumch.2259
      @suspectrumch.2259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did it was a nightmare and took me two hours on my playthrough

    • @crazydud3380
      @crazydud3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep. Didn't realize how OP the shield is early on (though getting Scan late is annoying).

  • @michaeluphoff4749
    @michaeluphoff4749 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Six years later, these videos still hold up. I'm still laughing almost uncontrollably.

  • @dustinj918
    @dustinj918 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know this is from a year ago, but your snark and quick wit just earned you a subscriber.
    Also, I was going to correct you on Sabor, but even a year later, you beat me to the punch. You, sir, are impressive.

  • @3nfy
    @3nfy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "His weak spot is his horn which is also mine" you, sir, have gained another subscriber

  • @Waswas922
    @Waswas922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this is just perfect. The way you explain things with your jokes. Just perfect!! :)

  • @marshmellowboy323
    @marshmellowboy323 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    not only informative but highly hilarious, liked and subbed

  • @nicholasdemaio3827
    @nicholasdemaio3827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Riku was so hard I was sweating when I was about to beat him. I remember using Arc Arcanum a lot.

  • @AL-lz6px
    @AL-lz6px 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just went to Sephiroth with a 5-kilometer long health bar and with the ultima weapon and just spammed him.

  • @bobmarley4903
    @bobmarley4903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just have to say that I love whenever Sunburned Albino imitates any Disney character

  • @Born-AgainApe
    @Born-AgainApe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your commentary kept me entertained u deserved my follow

  • @136brave
    @136brave 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really love your content! And thanks for sharing these strategies 😁

  • @avatardoom
    @avatardoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Do you have the fire spell mapped to r1 triangle? Then you win!"
    Footage shows him using blizzard lol

  • @EntertainYourselfEY
    @EntertainYourselfEY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a great list and hilarious, great job. Your voice sounds like Bo Burnham btw

  • @gopherborcb8128
    @gopherborcb8128 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, you are hysterical. Subscribed.

  • @hahahahahahaha8891
    @hahahahahahaha8891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so happy you put him at the end because when I was a kid I never beat him. It's been about a good 8 years since I've played kingdom hearts and your commentary on every person cracked me up. Thank you so much. Also I wanted to add is that I'm really disappointed in how they color change slot of the heartless.

    • @dracosicarius3090
      @dracosicarius3090 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that what I felt I was so use to the black, purple, red, and dark blue color the heartless had in the kingdom hearts. I want to know why they change that.

  • @dopaminedukes2292
    @dopaminedukes2292 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    great video hilarious I never passed the game got stuck on the Tarzan world at the hunter riding the lizard couldn't get near the bastard without getting shotgun blast to the chest

  • @The_Oblivion_Light
    @The_Oblivion_Light 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kirk Ziza was the most frustrating. I tried some of everything in my arsenal, even summoning Tinker Bell. Finally after maybe 25 attempts, I said, I hope I will never have to fight him again. I was actually hoping that he would return in the sequel. His character design and fighting style was the most appealing up to date!

  • @allys5214
    @allys5214 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're so good at putting words together in order to explain how each boss works. It's rather amusing.

  • @LLamaWonderbreadWEWO
    @LLamaWonderbreadWEWO 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey!! You seriously need more subscribers. the humor is fucking original and creative. You make this fun. I just subscribed

  • @SimsinWonderland
    @SimsinWonderland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The commentary is freaking hilarious lol. "It's funny because when I'm defeated I also become my whole house." "At least Goofy's here to make it a threesome." LOL I can't

  • @nickhurst4772
    @nickhurst4772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember as a kid I had that sephiroth fight down to a fuckin science lol

  • @homophobicyoda
    @homophobicyoda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly some of the best commentary out there

  • @ericbanuelos
    @ericbanuelos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch this video like twice a week. Hilarious, good job man

  • @jonathandomeraski7259
    @jonathandomeraski7259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    the video was pretty dark in contrast hard to see just letting you know.

    • @AntiRiku
      @AntiRiku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now that's pretty racist, man.

    • @SunburnedAlbino
      @SunburnedAlbino  7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yeah the game doesn't have brightness settings (or volume settings for that matter) I didn't lighten up on my TV until Hollow Bastion.

    • @JamesAxis13
      @JamesAxis13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The game is surprisingly dark in contrast

    • @stebogameboy
      @stebogameboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +Jonathan Domeraski I remember playing this game when I was like 8 or 9 and the tv that I was playing on was garbage and I couldn't adjust the brightness. So that part when the darkness takes over Destiny Islands at the beginning of the game was almost impossible to beat.

    • @CQ313
      @CQ313 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      stebogameboy feel like I've seen your comment before..

  • @davidgreene6622
    @davidgreene6622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In the old PS2 version, if you took out Clayton first, he somehow was able to revive himself if you took awhile to beat the Stealth. Idk if that happened to anyone else besides me

    • @djnelson2835
      @djnelson2835 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I remember that

    • @xXLunatikxXlul
      @xXLunatikxXlul 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes! Omg

  • @itsyaboi7523
    @itsyaboi7523 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    God damn dude only ten minutes and I'm busting a gut you earned a sub

  • @AwesomeJambo
    @AwesomeJambo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Behemoth description was honestly so funny I had to rewind as I missed a large chunk of video from laughing.
    "He is enthralled by the rippling color effects on the walls and floor and stares at them intently while you murder him."
    Fucking awesome. And it just gets better from there.

  • @alsenddrake7764
    @alsenddrake7764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Idk if it was changed in FM, but in vanilla KH1, the Behemoth is vulnerable to gravity, making it laughably easy to drop him to green HP by spamming it then move in to finish him.
    And I can confirm lock-on remains on that jaguar in vanilla. At least it did on mine.

    • @xXLunatikxXlul
      @xXLunatikxXlul 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True. I remember trying gravity and was so happy to learn it could stun the behemoth, if only temporarily.

  • @godlesswolf5816
    @godlesswolf5816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "His weak spot is his horn, which is also mine." Subbed.

  • @jonnyc212121
    @jonnyc212121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally! This video popped up on my recommended forever ago, and I laughed my ass off from start to finish. But for some reason I didn't like the video or save it to one of my playlists. Then I was fighting giant Ursula last night and I remember this video. Been trying to find it by searching for things like "ursula boss roast" and other such things.

  • @businesscatlimbo
    @businesscatlimbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Subbed and liked for the comedy. Also the well through-out, and informative, list.

  • @Darkrising1993
    @Darkrising1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Where would you put Unknown (who we all know is Xemnas) in the list? I understand why you didn't include him but I'd still like to know where he'd fit.

    • @TheMaddogg96
      @TheMaddogg96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Darkrising1993 I put him right before sepiroth

    • @0maybae
      @0maybae 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darkrising1993 Unkown is a final mix exclusive, which he said he would exclude.

    • @brandonr3072
      @brandonr3072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Strafin yeah no shit. everyone here knows that including op.

    • @SoulFoxie
      @SoulFoxie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr.ThePercySimmons I was on proud mode with my final mix version of the game,not even level 80 or even having Ultima Weapon yet and I beat Unknown just in 2 tries (both were my first times even fighting him) and the only reason I didn't beat him the 1st time is because I didn't know his patterns or ultimate and while I'm not judging you for putting him so high I'm just saying that for me he would not nearly be as high up

  • @angery9942
    @angery9942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The sight of your biceps is making me weak in the knees." Lol

  • @ctj4974
    @ctj4974 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is so help full and so funny at the same time you should do like how to beat bosses and where to find key blades or how to level up mp or hp

  • @Like_An_Eagle
    @Like_An_Eagle ปีที่แล้ว

    Very funny! I was either chuckling or smiling the whole way through🤣

  • @malcolmbeverly8967
    @malcolmbeverly8967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    How the fuck do you even kind of think the Riku fight is easy. I've gotten my ass handed to me by this guy so many times, I can't even count.

    • @TheDarkUmbreon8623
      @TheDarkUmbreon8623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I played this game, the first time I died during the story was on Dragon Maleficent.

    • @jlogan2228
      @jlogan2228 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The riku ansem fight was one of the hardest when i fiest played this as a kid. Begween him and that damn dragon i still hear those damn cutscenes in my head. To me only harder bosses were sephiroth and kurt zisa

  • @Mirast_11
    @Mirast_11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    you are so fucking funny do a kingdom Hearts 2 boss rank vid
    I subbed and liked
    u forgot UNKNOWN-XEMNAS
    (edit)-$orry forgot about the *no final mix* rule

    • @Darkrising1993
      @Darkrising1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think he purposely didn't include it because it wasn't in the original game and rather was only added into the final mix. But I would've like to know where it'd fit. Personally I didn't find it that hard. Granted I was like level 80 but except for one point where he put my health to 1, it seemed easy and I did it on my first try. But sephiroth I have yet to beat in kh1. I got close a few times just because of my high level and also having ultima weapon but it still wasn't enough. I'm just not that great and predicting moves and blocking at the right time.

    • @protohype5928
      @protohype5928 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      wOrSt NiGhTmArE he saud he was only doing bosses from the original game, not FM

    • @JW96_
      @JW96_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darkrising1993 Easy way to beat Sephiroth in KH1 is make sure you have anything and everything you can to restore MP and just use strike raid.

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like Nico did? xD

    • @shade3385
      @shade3385 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The easiest way to fight this dude is to have max aeroga, curaga, and that ability that lets you gain mana every time you are hit. Spam Aeroga, you will have plenty of freaking mana for strike raid, dodge and occasionally hit him. Rinse and repeat this process and Sephiroth becomes an exp grinder for you lol. I ended up using him to level my character up, took many many fights to get to 100 but its do-able

  • @bdup159
    @bdup159 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your commentary has me cracking up I love it

  • @lewiscarter4497
    @lewiscarter4497 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quality banter love it

  • @waynejulian277
    @waynejulian277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I Never knew you could free Donald and goofy when fighting the card solders

  • @yeahjj
    @yeahjj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    with the dragon boss it was so hard and when he said summons i was like i forgot about them

    • @SoulFoxie
      @SoulFoxie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because I'm a stubborn bitch no matter what boss what difficulty it's on or my level I won't use summons,I'll still get them for a 100% completion but I won't use them

  • @DustyRaider
    @DustyRaider 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The commentary had me dying. Pure sass the whole way through, great vid man

  • @TheBronf
    @TheBronf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i think your the only guy that tells people to use guard. i seen every one else just say or just use dodge roll for everything. and honestly. i love how u reccomend to use it. guard beats dodge roll on a lot of things.

  • @deetweedle1022
    @deetweedle1022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember the 1st time I fought Ursula (the smaller version with the eels) and I was too dumb to figure out the cauldron in the middle, so I spent 2 hrs taking her health little by little, since then, I dread going to that world, even though I now know what to do

    • @courtoconnor2997
      @courtoconnor2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember if you speak to king triton before heading off to battle Ursula, he tells you to use magic 😂 I fought heaps of heartless to build up my magic double so I would have plenty to use and wouldn’t have to rely on elixirs constantly

    • @steelseraph7413
      @steelseraph7413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know how to fight her and still hate doing it. Why won't she stop spinning?

  • @MrKeyblademaster1992
    @MrKeyblademaster1992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The final boss as a whole is officially called World of Chaos

  • @Midnight_x_Sin
    @Midnight_x_Sin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude you’re funny as hell, here take my subscription.

  • @TheGoodMorty95
    @TheGoodMorty95 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first time I've seen one of your videos, and you just got a new sub. 😂