Funny how that woman enters the bathroom saying "If you don't have an appointment, you must leave immediately." You need an appointment for... the bathroom????
@@TimoVerducci bitches be like “i- i- you- wow i-“ bitches be like “i- i- you- wow i-“ bitch what? speak. spit it the fuck out. what do you wanna say? i'm listening. we're all waiting, and you're doing nothing. this is nonsense, you can't even use words anymore. go the hell outside for once damn. goddamn. get a job or something.
I love how 50% of the comments are about politics, 2% are about the video quality, and the other 47% are dead memes...and then here we are, the TS nerds freaking out over Pyro knowing about the game we so love. BUT HOLY SHIT IT'S SO COOL HEARING THAT MUSIC IN A VIDEO THAT ISN'T EXPLICITLY LINKED TO TIMESPLITTERS
I have to be careful to make sure I always have something interesting to say. In case there's a ninja eaves dropping, if he decides my conversation is too boring, he'll kill me.
hellbreaker6666 Because I am an up and coming reaction channel and need more views. Soon my profile picture will be ass and tits, and Keemstar will say that it's just good hustle.
Not until January 2017, when "she" goes into office, that is when you have to move before she makes her first dumb move, like a Syria-Russia No Fly Zone, I mean there are some other good countries I suggest, like Canada, some place in Europe, Japan
And they dont stop running And they dont stop running And they dont stop running And they dont stop running And they dont stop running And they dont stop running
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Chainy Mania omg I know I was watching one of his recent videos and he uses the song from the Tokyo mission. So many memories of me playing ts2 with my bros
"Let the professionals take over"
Picks up a clearly armed bomb
It's a rubber ducky... not clearly a bomb at all.
@@yojoehojo4291 r/woosh
@@robloxman6036 The joke is not funny because it literally is not a clear bomb.
@@yojoehojo4291 everything is a bomb lmao
YOJOEHOJO why the hell would someone just throw a rubber ducky when there is clearly a murderer on the loose.
Btw his joke was pretty funny
These are easily his best videos.
honestly
Polar Viking agree
Polar Viking hisssssss
Polar Viking you mean hitman gameplay?
Polar Viking subscribe to dolan dark
Pyro turned into the best hitman of 2016, we are going to need him for the presidential assasination.
(It's just a joke)
Temptez no it's the truth
Someone is needed if Killary get in
Whoever wins, dies, simple as that.
LMAOOO
10:15 "Stay put people let the professionals take over" Immediately gets blown up, i died laughing at that spot lol
10:13 sorry
Hugar 34 you didn't die
BEST AI EVER
Hugar 34 420 likes oh yeah
Funny how that woman enters the bathroom saying "If you don't have an appointment, you must leave immediately." You need an appointment for... the bathroom????
MrKPIN or for something else... if you know what I mean.
Nearly every lady says that even if you are just walking across the street you need an appointment
MrKPIN yoga class u Foking fok
MrKPIN it could be the *ladies room*
shitty appointment
See *this* is a good gaming video.
Artificial Leech hyojin is good gaming video
Artificial Leech all his gaming vids are good
Kyle is a Lowlife Who Wants to Kyle Himself
Billy yourself
I'm ready for the series final of America today
Rickstery Finale*
hannah santos Final*
Madi V elaniF*
I'm not
i like lemons
Live footage of Logan Paul in Japan
Cross (gone bald)
You have exactly enough likes
@D3LTA he had 69
Oh damn that was a year ago by now
I hate you.
if every assassin was like pyro, crime (and people) would cease to exists.
+Kyle is a Lowlife Who Wants to Kyle Himself Shut the fuck up, and stop commenting on every single fucking comment..
*oh look an accident* [pew pew pew pew pew pew]
@@rift3068 it is to die for
Remember: No-one can notice if there is no-one to notice.
*Oh my god, a RuxianBudjurr reference!*
*Ambient music plays in the background*
Treat everyone how you want to be treated *throws a guy off a belcony*
SnowwyGoblin #JustPyrocinicalThings
Queen Elsa of Arendelle k
Why do I have likes
SnowwyGoblin this is not a funny comment pls delete your TH-cam channel
Wentiop yes indeed
3:47 You know your a badass when you TWIST a PUSH tap
Lol , i just realized it
And dont even touch it
Game design.
47’s just that good
I really love videos like this! They make a good change of pace.
a nice comment WTF is this! I need more cancer
I feel the same! Also fuck off swag kid
a top comment that is not a meme? dufuck?
IzzyGoneCrazy i agree
the king of op :)
Oh my god he loosely predicted the Logan Paul controversy
Nobody:
The doctor at the abortion clinic: 1:00
I can’t bro lmfao
Not funny-
@@TimoVerducci neither was you'r birth dude. just ask you'r mother if she still lives after the accident she had to raise.
@@TimoVerducci bitches be like “i- i- you- wow i-“
bitches be like “i- i- you- wow i-“ bitch what? speak. spit it the fuck out. what do you wanna say? i'm listening. we're all waiting, and you're doing nothing. this is nonsense, you can't even use words anymore. go the hell outside for once damn. goddamn. get a job or something.
@@burgerking-eg7xc can I copy paste this please? it’s very useful lmao
this is more like it something new something I don't see TH-camrs spamming love ya pyro keep this up
you*
yesss!!
sad
Dal232323 ever heard of commmas? ,,,,,,,,,
Hi5 M8... Uhm... FAT
THE INTRO THOUGH
SuperFilmyGuys HAHAHAH
SuperFilmyGuys TIMESPLITTERS 2 PLANET X GOT ME EXCITED I DIDN'T KNOW PYROCYNICAL KNEW ABOUT TIMESPLITTERS
I love how 50% of the comments are about politics, 2% are about the video quality, and the other 47% are dead memes...and then here we are, the TS nerds freaking out over Pyro knowing about the game we so love.
BUT HOLY SHIT IT'S SO COOL HEARING THAT MUSIC IN A VIDEO THAT ISN'T EXPLICITLY LINKED TO TIMESPLITTERS
Cyros Ignika then whats the other 1%?
Yuki
The TS nerds, as implied. Obviously, we're not a full 1%, but I couldn't be bothered to find the exact numbers.
"I'm scared results will come in soon and i don't want to face the truth."
-Everybody following the 2016 presidential elections
CIA I didn't know the fucking CIA watches pyrocynical...
I guess you guys truly DO watch everything.
Let us know about pyros browser history
CIA whats my favorite type of porn?
i can awnser both questions at once: a shit ton of furries fucking each other
Fuck i guess im deleting my profile now. I've just been exposed
"You will not kill me" --- Pyro: Your Jedi mind tricks do not work on me.
10:13 "Let the professionals take over"
BOOOM XD
there is alot of funny moment's in this
Andtroxz The King no apostrophe
Andtroxz The King the funny moments detector is off the charts...
fight me
Andtroxz The King who?
You were suppose to say "Show me your moves".
This was really really funny, good job :D
It really was. I lost it after the Jacksepticeye impression.
Pyro i'm going to tell you i love you
this isnt the pyrocynical fanbase i know and love
The new Overwatch PTR build looks great
bro
I have to be careful to make sure I always have something interesting to say. In case there's a ninja eaves dropping, if he decides my conversation is too boring, he'll kill me.
Keep doing this type of content ignore people who can't handle change
NO HE MUST RETURN TO MAKING MONTAGE PARODIES
Pyro's here having a jolly good time while the America is slowly rocking back and forth, curled into a ball, on its sofa.
good video though
season finale boiii
update: this was meant to be sarcastic but I'm currently in tears so it doesn't really work
i feel bad for america
im worried for canada
im just generally quite worried
this is a dark day for America
imo it wouldve been dark either way
Ah So this is where Kenny went at the end of the walking dead.
Bert go to my channnel "swag bro gaming" for a amaaazing theory!
I thought I was the only one that heard him
berf berd bird hows smash going I know your in it
2016 who won
2017 WW3
2018 trying to get back up
2019 OK we not going to do the same mistake
2020 vote for Kanye
2021:Funny Valentine kills Kanye and becomes the new President of The United States
its sad my name is kanye
do you what i go thru every day of college
all the jokes kill me
Cold War II*
No imperium?
I like how world war fucking 3 lasts a whole year
every round of among us:
hitman: *acts normal*
doctor: hey man, there's an impostor going around
Did you notice at 0:08 they have fidget spinners on their backs?
Looool
Agros Leite Later
Milk yourself
what's the music
How cringe
"Stay put, people! Let the professionals take over"
(Third of a second later)
*Boom*
I like the game play vids but I perfer when they're solo tbh
Lee mcguirk same
Lee mcguirk me too
I agree
yeah they dont seem so forced idk
Ye
Ladies and Gentleman. I present to you...
Ninja Brian: the video game.
Ladies and Gentleman. I present to you...
7 Asses.
Ladies and Gentleman. I present to you...
Ninja Brian: the video game.
Brody Pullishy Why you be plagiarizing?
hellbreaker6666 Because I am an up and coming reaction channel and need more views. Soon my profile picture will be ass and tits, and Keemstar will say that it's just good hustle.
USA is the best video game out there
7:21 I was drinking some water and I nearly choked by how hilarious that was!
11:37 OH MY FUCKING GOD
top kek
best video by pyrocynical
today is the last day of America
Not until January 2017, when "she" goes into office, that is when you have to move before she makes her first dumb move, like a Syria-Russia No Fly Zone, I mean there are some other good countries I suggest, like Canada, some place in Europe, Japan
solo gaming videos are the best
1:09 Venerable from Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days plays in background
for some reason lately ive been addicted to watching pyro's old gaming videos
11:38 I hope everything burn down
there is no hope left
6:32 haven't laughed so hard in years till i saw this lol
And they dont stop running And they dont stop running And they dont stop running And they dont stop running And they dont stop running And they dont stop running
This is by far the best video you've made in a long time. Humour was spot on man
"Treat people the way you would wanna be treated yourself" *Throws body down mountain* lmao
This video was so well made.
"And he's bald as well."-Hitman 2016 pedestrian
Please do more videos like this, their fucking hilarious
not
"It's all about the respect." - Agent 47, 2016
These single player videos are easily my favorite, keep it up!
Pyro, please keep doing these videos, I really like them...don't listen to the others
Hanzo and his fucking Honor.
Also... where is the Sake?
Biancinha SAK-- They changed the voice line.
Do a second video on this you made it so funny
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
"Hey man there's an imposter." This is what casual banter should be.
These are by far, Pyro's best videos.
yes hitman stuff love this shit
Your Hitman videos are the best (when it comes to gaming) keep them up! Next time, play Hitman absolution.
warren harper 28
6:33 when your neek sibling is talking about science at the dinner table
1:02
OH LOOK! AN ACIEDENT!
Pyrogamecynical
4:57 omg pyro your right, I’m gonna make that someday
I do not support scarce, Kachow!
Not a genwunner Is that sexual harassment?!
Fuck sake! I'm the race car in this bitch!
Lightning McQueen skadoosh
+787B Rekt.
+Lightning McQueen yes that was the point
10:00, to be honest, I would of done what he did.
Me to
whitch one call him retarded or shoot the person who said retarded
@@milk-el8vq Shoot the person
The beginning music is from Timesplitters 2 return to planet x, Love that game series! you rock for that
I love these solo gaming vids. Always make me laugh.
ok, this is fucking weird, how da fuck i win in florida????
Donald Trump because white people no racism intended
+SkyWaave I'm black and find this offensive
Not a genwunner I'm a fuckin black too
Because our state runs on white power apparently
You don't
I'm watching this to avoid watching the election.......
yay
We’re all dead, rip world
Nir Zvaig on my way !
Big Kev Trump won, you're welcome for ruining your night
Meanwhile, know of anyone hiring a young American overseas?
Big Kev you could just not watch the election
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Thank you for the TimeSplitters Song at the begining, it brang back the good nostalgia feels.
There needs to be an anime of hitman throwing people off balconies while pyro's monologue is going on.
11:37
Sus
This is bald Martin before morgz
Damn that song brought back nostalgia from TS2 oh my god I have to go play it now
Chainy Mania omg I know I was watching one of his recent videos and he uses the song from the Tokyo mission. So many memories of me playing ts2 with my bros
This has been the best gaming video in a while
WE NEED MORE OF THESE VIDEOS!!! :D LOVE 'EM
WHAT IF THE BRITISH MAN WAS A WEABOO?
give me likes
Weeaboo simulator 2k17
ZeSquirrel turtle got out of toilet. It retarded
3:15 pyro says among us
He predicted it
I am ashamed of this generation
Nothing like the classic hitman games interesting story, awesome music and intense stealth action.
1:01
Oh look an accident
Shoots 2 people
(Man i love pyro’s old content)
10:50 is a tragic horror story
Good ol' days
11:37 😱😱 no way amog us!!!!!!!
“I’m the Doctor”. Title sequence plays
"Excuse me" *punches with the force of a thousand suns*
11:37
Fookin among us reference!?!?!?!?!??
amgoyus
faze dank
the best two comments here, the world is going to die
Canis Meles faze dank
***** faze dank
praise the almighty lord dickbutt
Canis Meles faze dank
HITMAN - Weaboo 47
Quotes the golden rule as he kills an NPC with his own hammer and dumps his body.
These are my favorite videos honestly.
Please more this is funny shit
"You will not kill me" BOOM oops I shot your head off
its a wonderful day to clickbait the gta V train
this is one of the best videoes i've ever seen
Newest manga: Silent Shotgun: The return of middle-aged bald ninja
I would like to get stabbed by pyro like that but not with a saber if you know what I mean
Krao Zer Penetrate me pyro
Krao Zer No I don't, please go into detail about what you mean.
Krao Zer stabbed**********
Russian President Vladimir Putin Loves milk yes
Krao Zer sorry, it just really bothers me
you will not kill me, I-
“Mmmmm, yoga booty”
😂😂😂
Omg I love these videos I'm not even kidding
the hitman videos are the best you offer!