I never understood this damn game, you're in a public area and you go up to a *citizen* and they say "who are you? I don't recognise you..." like they own the god damn place and report to the security. Also if you place ANYTHING on the floor - hell, even a table - they get fucking pissed at you and go a step further and REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE EVEN IF YOU PLACE A RUBBER DUCKIE AN A TABLE.
@@kaistzar2831 If you are talking about Hitman 2 specifically, you are correct, but I was thinking more about the first modern Hitman game (this can also be applied to the older ones, but they function differently) since that was the one Pyro was playing in the video. Hitman 1 does not use the crowd mechanic, and simply just added a lot of brain lit npcs in a an area together.
Harry Tatum Oh, I don't care about TH-cam drama or giving Keem views so I'm out of the loop on that. Honestly I don't even know who NFKRZ is, or what this "incident" is.
From now on when someone tells me to think of the children, or donate to create good for the world, I'm just gonna flick a quarter at their forehead, and walk away.
i like how one clip is just him walking up to 2 dudes, putting a remote explosive on the ground, walking away and detonating it. that's my favorite part
Huh. Wonder what would go with a man in a priest outfit going around throwing enchanted scissors at people's foreheads? How about the calmest song in Undertale.
6:05 - 6:40 When you put the most calm song in the Undertale soundtrack over a scene of someone running around dressed as a priest, throwing scissirs at anyone they see
"I think he did it."
**BANG**
"It's just a prank bro."
lig I gbbvvb hfgjcnv
*BA-*
"please kill someone else! I'm like Jesus I heal!"
that's a pretty serious threat pyro. I wouldn't have shot him...
I was expecting him to ask the jesus dude to heal the guys he shot beforehand xD
ANoteToSelf same
well he didn't fix pyro so obviously he lied
Rip jesus
too
That scissor throwing segment was gold.
and i'm diemondz
Pyro's comment sections continue to be filled with irrelevant garbage.
The undertale music made it platinum
Anus
+TheOneFreeman98 RIP Dahmer
That kinectimals gameplay is soooo good
the title spelling is on purpose
Lmao sure
Thanks mum
+Pyrocynical Well thats creative
K
notice me pyro for it is I, the really real pewdiepie
No clue how you don't have more subs than Leafy, I was fucking dying at that Kinectimals part lmao
agreed. Leafy isnt even half as funny as pyro. Leafy was doing it first; I think pyro will pass leafy in sub count soon enough
+Jason Klein no, leafy just appeals to a wider audience of cancerous preteens.
agree. pyro done more on his videos funnier
+TheSooperGrover Yeah, say what you want about who did what first or whatever, but Pyro does it best.
+Austin Bullock eehhh even tho pyro's funnier, leafy is really funny too.
I wouldn't even mind if he quit commentaries and just did this full time. These gaming videos are fucking hilarious.
i agree. commentaries are getting stale. these are gold. i wouldn't mind commentaries of they weren't spammed every day.
+xXFaZe_swegecoops_w33d420Xx Yep
XD IKR
"im feeling a little less homocidal today..."
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
It's like Dunkey but everyday
xXFaZe_swegecoops_w33d420Xx They're becoming really over saturated, the only reaction videos I can say are truly good are h3h3's.
I always lose it at the fucking Kinectimals scene.
Colin Bennett *JUMP!*
Colin Bennett sameee
Colin Bennett me too lol
Same
Social Experiment confirmed : throwing coins at people will get you killed XD
+SonicHaXD THROWING COINS IN FACES PRANK #GONEWRONG #GONESEXUAL
ex dee
Same with being a scissor throwing priest XD
I'm feeling a little lest homocidal today...
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
XD lololol haha
Got Money Gone Wrong
The scissor murder scene was calming.
Imagine how embarrassing it must be. To die to a pair of scissors then get circumcised by a bald man in a full white suit and red tie.
But it's a nice tie
Your house was restored by -20 %
He killed 22 people in that scene
Just a man killing peeps with chill music playing, nothing special
Once my Hitman crossed the street and got hit by Thomas The Train :(
LOL CHOO CHOO BAM
*plays classical music as Thomas slides down street*
RIP hitman
+Weirdedness Gta online in a nutshell. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!
Randomness=not funny
7:47
Chef- "when your done, ring the dinner bell"
Hit boi - " sure thi-" *throws brick at other cook*
"""WOAH MAN"""
The scissor priest needs to be a thing.
+DangerHillTerror don't forget the royalty free ukulele in the background
+DangerHillTerror yes.
+gamerchunk1 The real question is, who's he gonna scissor next
+Aron Örn That's not royalty free ukulele.
+Aron Örn no that's an undertale song
These gaming videos have cured my crippling anxiety and depression.
Thanks!
Oiii
Sup man! Nice to see you here
+Luda Baws It's a great cycle, one video causes cancer, the next cures it.
You can't cure them by yourself you have to be helped as it was you who gave it to yourself it will never be fully cured
+Terminal Cancer youre a great person
Where the fuck is Shrek has swag 2? I thought it was coming this week. Don't disappoint me
+TheMorphsuitMen99 piss off
+croissant pretty sure he's joking
Dawson Chavez www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=joke+definition
+croissant "a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter for croissant, especially a story with a funny punchline."
Shit, he's right!
***** Sure, I'm a top though.
Enchanted Scissors: +100 damage to priests
i want that in dark souls now
Double damage while wearing skinny jeans
r/curseditems
If pyro is 12, I'm bashurverse
you mean lionmaker
bashur did nothing
Bashur did nothing wrong you cancerus fuck. With yo lion maker head ass
Pyro: Why am i wearing a full suit, it's like 40 degrees outside!
American fans of Pyro: Wait Wtf???
40 degrees celsuis
Angel Flores I know :L
that's 72 which isn't that hot out
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT HAHA I looked up 40 degrees Celsius in Fahrenheit
+Skylord Guillaume I'm like "what" but then I remembered America is being stupid again with it's fahrenheit and inches.
Pyro, in Italy, throwing coins is worse than rape.
Dr memelogy what you don’t realize is that rape is just as bad. Coin throwing is just worse
7:16 Hitman: Return of the elven magic
6:07 Music is Undertale. It's literally called Undertale.
Which reminds me why did he play that kind of music while killing people.
Eww
+Dead Channrl lolz
It wasn't killing, it was the righteous smiting of evil
because undertale is cancer and cancer kills people
***** the hitmarker is strong in xXx_Und3rT41l_xXx
When the kinectimals clip I just lost it.
JUMP!
*guy explodes*
Hahaha bro you stated something that happened wooow so funny 😂
Pyro if you keep putting vague spoilers for games I haven't finished yet in your videos I'm gonna start calling you Aunt instead of Mom.
harsh
then its perfect time to unsubscribe
he actually made a video complaining about people who spoil and then look
You have soiled my favourite Undertale song by putting it over a montage of a priest killing people will magic scissors.
That can only improve it.
soiled? i think you mean imptoved.
Hell yeah
Suilven Chambers pacifism
@@bagomemes3919 he definitely meant improved
Wooooow
It's going to be great movie
I'm going to see ot
It
Vapor wave* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!1
this comment about rmw is insanely over saturated, please stop
twhite315
Wow
Its going to be great comment
I'm going to post it
im gonna 'bottom knock his fuckin teeth out' stomedy style
Y did u have to kill chef it was such a good movie
haba yu seen chef?
woooooooooow iam going to see it
+connor silberg That's pretty good!
Have you seen, have you seen, have you seen
the reply thread on this comment is so cancerous.
Are we all just going to ignore that moment when the empty magazine lands perfectly on the balcony railing?
Cant believe its been 7 year since this episode came out
Yep
A classic of the pyrocynical franchise.
That opening bit...
I'm dead now rip in prince sweet kill
IT JUST GETS BETTER
6:06
my emotions
how could you
what is it from?
you know exactly where it's from.
+Eric Smyrski (Ivan The Space Biker) you know it (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Tsunderplane I's an undertale thing. The track is called "home".
BlockHead you know what else is from undertale? "tsunderplane"
I like how passive and soft Pyros tone is when he's angry. It's adorable.
This is what started my Hitman career
I never understood this damn game, you're in a public area and you go up to a *citizen* and they say "who are you? I don't recognise you..." like they own the god damn place and report to the security. Also if you place ANYTHING on the floor - hell, even a table - they get fucking pissed at you and go a step further and REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE EVEN IF YOU PLACE A RUBBER DUCKIE AN A TABLE.
Yeah the AI is the worst thing about the game, sometimes stupid head turns can ruin entire professional SASO runs
Claw Clackaxe That's why I never do SASO, just kill everyone runs
@@kaistzar2831 All AI are like that, even the ones who are in public spaces where there are crowds, it's fucking ridiculous.
@@kaistzar2831 If you are talking about Hitman 2 specifically, you are correct, but I was thinking more about the first modern Hitman game (this can also be applied to the older ones, but they function differently) since that was the one Pyro was playing in the video. Hitman 1 does not use the crowd mechanic, and simply just added a lot of brain lit npcs in a an area together.
0:46 I had my window open when I heard this part and the neighbors are at my porch
**eats brick**
"sure thing boss"
TURNS AROUND AND CHUCKS A BRICK AT SOME CHEF
Pyro are going to start your minecraft lets play?
Since he started doing this, he might aswell make an ironic minecraft lets play
"hey guys, lion maker here and heres my ironic minecraft lets play"
Get a better profile picture
+Vault Guy Yours is definitely better :D
+Vault Guy savage
6:05
The perfect song for this situation.
WHAT'S THE SONG
@Spiros Pa very funny and original
@Spiros Pa HMMMMMM
@Spiros Pa you sneaky devil...
@@adsdsds6190 undertale from the game undertale
Feminist be like "5:08 - 5:12"
How does this not have 133742069 likes?
+Suilven Chambers ikr!
THIS IS RAPE
YEAH FEMINISTS SNAP PEOPLES NECKS SO WE SHOULD SNAP THEIR NECKS TOO :D (i really hate feminists)
@@buckyadams3 Who doesn't hate them?
"All this here, is temporary."
*ascends*
Rocco truly is the best of us
Holy hell! You killed Jesus!
He's LIKE Jesus.
*A video title Hitman Blood Money that has Hitman 2016 montages, and classified as GTAV.*
Meanwhile Leafy is on a witchhunt for 12 year olds
Jacob Sarshit
+lil khalim absolutely nothing
+Harry Tatum Leafy gets a fuck ton of hate, I don't what you're talking about.
Harry Tatum Oh, I don't care about TH-cam drama or giving Keem views so I'm out of the loop on that. Honestly I don't even know who NFKRZ is, or what this "incident" is.
Harry Tatum You know, I want to be surprised, but that seems exatctly like what both a Tumblr girl and Keem would do, fucking hell.
The priest smiting evil with his enchanted pair of scissors was the best part
Back for some nostalgia binge boi
6:06 the song is “His Theme” from undertale
#MakePyroGreatAgain
No more cancer commentary's!
+Rooky yes
Y
+Rooky SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?
BLAZED HORSE
I dont know who rang me but it was someone
montage parodies
2:00 it's the legend27 himself
the music fits it perfectly
"It was just a prank"
died
From now on when someone tells me to think of the children, or donate to create good for the world,
I'm just gonna flick a quarter at their forehead, and walk away.
i like how one clip is just him walking up to 2 dudes, putting a remote explosive on the ground, walking away and detonating it. that's my favorite part
that what the banned hitman/annimal kinect teaser looks like
please we need more hitman videos!! They're hilarious xD
Try 0.5 on 7:43 to 7:52
lol
i dont get it
+DDF Productions put the speed of the video at .50 at that time
Speedywaffles no i get that but wheres the joke?
+DDF Productions idk I'm on mobile. I just thought that would help
That magazine perfectly landed on the railing 0o0
The Undertale music fuck in killed me... XDXDXDXD
Nice music for mass murder :>
Same xD
+Chris Gage Do you know what song it is? I been looking for it for ages.
+Chris Gage When?
+Matter06 _ The sone is literally called "Undertale" from the Undertale OST
What is the eerie music that plays when 47 wears the Plague Doctor outfit?
th-cam.com/video/EBhFHJMVfiI/w-d-xo.html
"hey mister, who are you?"
all the coins hittin his Head, it gave him some kind of concussion
XD
"Think of the planet" IM IN TEARS
Huh.
Wonder what would go with a man in a priest outfit going around throwing enchanted scissors at people's foreheads?
How about the calmest song in Undertale.
they go perfectly together
Pyro: jokes about it being 40 degrees c outside (104 degrees f)
Americans: am I a joke to you
2:10, best boss battle of 2420 XD
6:05 - 6:40
When you put the most calm song in the Undertale soundtrack over a scene of someone running around dressed as a priest, throwing scissirs at anyone they see
I have been scarred by a unskipable trailer for ouilji board and a little girl killing his family
So the Oujia board scratched you and gave you a scar?
More
That was funny af
the good old days.
It's the " that's a neck snap for you misses" that killed me
0:25 zero fucks were given that day
I don't know how this video only has 288k views when half of those have been mine by now. I've never laughed so much in my life.
K
ok
o
fat
+JackTTR phat*
Ok youtube hitman looks and plays nothing like gta 5 how you gonna say it's gta 5
8:25 😂😂😂 I'm mad you listened to him
"Kill someone else please! ... I'm like.. like Jesus I heal! "
Wow i'm early as fuck...
+WildSpartanz same
same
same
+WildSpartanz and original
Apparently, you made this comment before the video came out.
10/10 meme of the year 2020
lol plz make more of these! C:
“Non-Target Killed”
Watching this video actually makes me want to buy this game
"Hey how ya doin?"
*Throat-chops her*
best pickup line 2010+7-1 amirite gaise
Oh my lord a health insurance ad just came up at 3:00
lol
I like how pyro went and changed the subtitles to add more stuff and acknowledge that the memes he put in there where cringe
5:52 CHAOS REIGNS
"Hey guys, Gillette Fusion Razer here!"
6:06 who knew that adding an undertale soundtrack can make a game like hitman sad
900k, 100k to go fam 2 face reveel
ye
+FlarezE13 Pyro is mostly going to stick with the character thing. i believe
+Daniel P Link or it didn't happen
plz
+CajBaj the White
Just go to his "Hitman:Codename fat" video and skip to after the outro.. he is the second person
“It was probably him” *ringing gunshot* “it’s just a prank” *second gunshot*
please make more gaming videos like these they are hilarious
Omg i think you gave every fallout 4 player that hasnt finished the game crippling depression.
yep,like me
The game was released last November you slowpoke.
+Potato Snack Financial problems.
Haha who'd have thought it's easier and quicker to subdue someone irl than it is in a game
Hitman 47's weakness: Another bald man.
100,000 more till 1,000,000
Small loan of a million subscribers.
Here come dat boi Pyrocynical
O shit waddup.
Dead meme
Actually revived a few days ago.
+Top Hat Joe Fucking zombie cancer
k
Top Hat Joe :^)
I love the use of "undertale"in the vid it makes a great juxtaposition
I was gonna say that Undertale would have fit with the knife better, then i remembered that it's actually small shock that plays in genocide
I'm gay for pyro
+ThrillerJ98 SOA (Jay) same
a todo gas
I'm pay for Gyro.
fat
Pryo what editing program do you use?
Sony Vegas pro 12 I think
Movie maker, patched by review movie world
heres code 6S6A6-T6A6N-4LIFE-CR4CK
+Big Dick 420 Windows Movie Maker
+Big Dick 420 He uses MS Paint.
3:09 Fucking skate 3
Guy with scissors > guy with a gun
as soon as the undertale music came up...
i started looking at the comments to see everyones reaction.
Same!
+NoobaGutt song name?
+Neil Palmieri i looked to see if anyone know what leafly is (a weed weebsite) has all you need to know
+a loaf of bread his theme i think
his theme or something
+a loaf of bread The song's name is "Undertale"
6:07-6:41 Undertale genocide run in a nutshell
lovin the new video donkey, please make more super Mario 3 videos.
wut r u talkin about
I love how he was doing better with the scissors than he was doing with his guns