And I've already seen a lot of his videos. I can tell when he's older and when he's young, how his humor changed, and how he got sick at a concert some years ago.
Psycho Mantis I love stealth games and Hitman Absolution is a good stealth assassination game... I don't knot the criteria for something being a Hitman game so... could you please explain why Absolution is bad/not-a-real-product?
How to beat this level.Climb the wall to the left of the backroom where the "party is going on. Sneak past the sleeping guard and climb the drainpipe. Then take the the door to the left going downstairs. If I remembered this correctly you should now be in a room whit another sleeping guard and on a chair next to the bed there is a VIP guard uniform.You now have a disguise that will take you anywhere. Now do as you please. Exactly like Dan din at 14:20 ish while I was typing this...damn it
Love the way how you recorded this. Showing you learning with every failed attempt then finally getting the Silent Assassin rating. SPOILERS . . . . At the start you can either knock out the guard on the right side then drop him from the cliff: natural causes! Or you can go left and sedate the guard, they'll never find him if you drag him to out of sight. Then use the gap in the wall, climb the drain when noone is watching, sneak across the roof, through the window, strangle the old man or slit his throat with the kitchen knife. You can sedate the guard on the sofa and drop him from the balcony: natural causes! Use his uniform first of course. In the cellar, you can take the worker's clothes with handy facemask. Then take the elevator down, push everybody into the water except the sleeping guard then go back to the sedated first guard and change back into suit. Then go down the path again and there's nobody left to stop you. Or if you don't want to cause the death of the innocent worker(s), sneak up from behind with a gun, take him hostage then knock him out.
My favorite moment of this game is on the theater level, my younger brother was playing while my older brother and I kindly gave suggestions. My little brother got one of the worker uniforms and a toolbox. This toolbox was not an ordinary toolbox however, it was a mine filled toolbox! My brother runs up to two guards protecting a door near the main entrance, threw the toolbox at their feet, stood there for a few seconds and then ran. Guards not in the least bit curious, left the thing there. My brother, a good few feet away, detonates the box and the guards go flying. May not seem that funny but it is more like you had to be there for it to really get you. The whole situation I just found ridiculously humorous.
I think many people in the comments dislike this game because it is hard. Yeah games used to be hard, but have gone oddly soft lately. I played the crap out of "I am the knight" mode on the new batman game explicitly because it is one of the only proper challenges left in gaming (though admittedly when I die from a glitch not from my own error it pisses me the right off.) This game is hard, very hard... but I still love it
Thomas Mason yeah 1st time I played this game I give up on 3rd mission in french opera,I cant kill the actor without using sniper riffle or getting caught,until I run to youtube search for the walthrough and find somone who did it so clean by manipulating the other actor by swap their fake gun with the real one and that the exact moment I fell in love with this game
i honestly prefer this to hitman absolution. 1. because the A.I always knew who you were when you were disguised (I dont think the entire police force knew everyone they employed buy face?) and becuase it was no longer open world
Top 5 stealth games of all time: 1. Splinter Cell - Chaos Theory 2. Hitman - Blood Money 3. Thief 2 - The Metal Age 4. Styx - Master of Shadows 5. Splinter Cell - Blacklist Unlike other strangers on the internet you can trust me. If you're looking for an amazing stealth game and you haven't played one of the above, go and play it.
This game seriously thinks not being able to save is a factor of difficulty? Sure, having to repeat a ridiculous amount of the same gameplay over and over makes it hard not to fall asleep or quit out of boredom, but it does NOT make it more difficult.
Shrek Okay, would your life be harder if you had to start over from being a baby whenever you failed to meet your goals? Harder to complete, certainly, but that would just be an annoyance.
Z-Killer If it were a movie i guess it would be different, just because its a game does not take away his right to critique something. Flooberoid as for it not adding difficulty have you played the game? I am asking a genuine question here, that's not the only thing the hardest mode adds. Trust me, its really difficult. It also gives you sort of a feel for being a silent assassin. If you get it right the first time, you feel like a total badass! If it takes you a wile to finish it and you figure it out with your mind, you still feel like a badass! somehow this game got that right. I don't know how, but it did it.
-In my opinion absolution is better because of updated things and it has a lot better A.I. and such.- I was very wrong, I am so sorry, everyone who likes Hitman.
While absolution was definately a modern and updated game. It wasn't a hitman game. While Absolution had better graphics/shooting it simply missed everything hitman about it. You could literally change 47's character model into sam Fisher and think it was another splinter cell game. The thing that made hitman hitman was the hiding in plain sight not ducking behind every wall in sight. Instead of making another hitman game with its own limitations they made a game that would appeal to as many gamers as possible. Business wise smart. But this is what is killing the industry and causing rage and abandonment from fans.
6 hours later after dan knocks a guard out he wakes up in nothing but his underwear in a bush with carpet burn he wonders what happens in that time he was knocked out
I actually just finished Hitman: Blood Money. One thing they need to bring back from this game is the split screen thingy that appears when crap happens. Helps to make you realise which body has been found for example. Still the best Hitman game.
Nerd³ Challenges! Hitman : Blood Money - Never cought you have to complete ALL missions without getting even slighty caught, if you get caught (get shot at or attacked) you have to move on to the next level. keep doing this until you get to the last mission. then rally up all the times you were caught or not, then determine whether or not you complete the challenge.
I remember the Theatre one, I believe the level right after this one. I literally killed everyone, and the game realized that and made it so in the newspaper no witnesses were there. I love this game so much.
When he said that if you get 5 headshots then you live when it goes red, I assumed that was one of those stupid myths that get passed around a playground at primary school. I didn't realise it was an actual thing until I had an SMG and loads of people lined up in Curtains Down or whatever it is called.
Another game that remembers when games were hard is MGS3 Snake Eater (Metal Gear Solid 3) because they have a difficulty called European (something) and 1 of the things with that is if you get spotted it's game over.
I've never saved mid game in hitman When I was a young child I tried to save but I somehow messed it up So after that I never saved mid game And played through the whole games without saving
Hooray! I love the Hitman series! I always feel so bad for Mr. 47. If you watch/play the first game you can see his backstory. Poor Mr. 47, all he wants is a normal life! T.T
It is slightly different in a few ways, but it remains a Hitman game at the core of it. Creative ways to kill, high replayability. Many people have been guilty of playing through Blood Money once and not liking it....just saying. People also have a selective memory, there was no weapon selection screen in Contracts unless you replayed the missions after finishing them which isn't too different from contracts mode in Absolution. I do miss the murder simulation of BM though.
30% of the money 47 earns goes into replacing his lost suits that he took off.
And this is why you put your suit back on after taking it off, it's a nice suit, and worth the money
Benedict Brown It's a REALLY nice suit.
See, I thought Dan was just goofing around, reclaiming his suit on his way out, and then I noticed the "suit retrieval" fee in the closing totals...
Cap'n Game
Same.
LOL!!!
I miss these days, when he was gaining popularity, but before he started getting stressed and took a break.
"The Times They Are A-Changin'"
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY... REALLY want him to do a NerdCubed Completes... Hitman: Blood Money
there would only be nnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooowwwwwwwwws for commentery
same
So do I, but a hitman 2,3,4 and 6 because absolution is a workout we do not talk about
Kyle Stockham ssaaammmeee
same
Aw.. I wanted one of every level..
Me too
I'll get the Gun.
yea
Yeah me to if he comes back to it tho...
who didn't
I miss this NerdCubed with this style of editing...
Nerd³ still does it.
***** ._.
I personally don't really think he's changed that much.
10-year anniversary and I thought I'd revisit some old favourites
Same
So, I can't be the only one who makes the NNEERROOOOOOOWWWNN noise every time Dan does, right?
I do it also XD
thats really fun to do
you are not alone
Still one of my favourite nerdcubed videos
This is one of my favourite videos by Dan I have watched it like 15 times
+Dropp agreed
True
Mine is the Overgrowth one.
My favourite is the Ship, this, or Hard Time.
+Rockcroc2000 same
Hello procrastinators..... instant subscribe
Today he said it like Hal-low procrastinators.
...I didn't say it wasn't.
I was *implying* that this video isn't classic? Didn't this come out in like 2012?
And I've already seen a lot of his videos. I can tell when he's older and when he's young, how his humor changed, and how he got sick at a concert some years ago.
+Casper Cameron ;( rip hello procrastinators
I gotta say, I really am a procrastinator. I've got homework due in 6 hours.
Good luck then
I was late for my Mom's funeral... How's that for a procrastinator.
Call Of Deadly 3 Well I was late for my funeral! Beat that!!!
***** If the exam starts at 9 I tend to not study until 10
Sam Smith i HAVEN'T BEEN BEEN BORN YET BAM!
These were the good old days! Classic Nerdcubed! I love coming back to these
Hitman absolution isn't a hitman game it's a running from enemies and not
Doing much hitting or man-ing game
Dylan Cannon I think nerdcubed was just trying to make it funny. Ya know hitman absolution my ass...
Dylan Cannon I know, right?
NEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW
Psycho Mantis Funny thing is that is actually not true
Psycho Mantis i do hope that the new one is alot better than absolution
Psycho Mantis
I love stealth games and Hitman Absolution is a good stealth assassination game... I don't knot the criteria for something being a Hitman game so... could you please explain why Absolution is bad/not-a-real-product?
this game is 1.74 on steam right now. go buy it.
teenagedgaming Thank you!
teenagedgaming This game is $0 on skidrow right now go buy it
Vector20 fuck off
+MBisonYes got it and silent assassin for less than £3.
MBisonYes I just got HD collection £4 on ps3
I am disappointed that he never played Hitman: Absolution (yet, at least)
Make a Nerd³ Completes for this game!!!
How to beat this level.Climb the wall to the left of the backroom where the "party is going on. Sneak past the sleeping guard and climb the drainpipe. Then take the the door to the left going downstairs. If I remembered this correctly you should now be in a room whit another sleeping guard and on a chair next to the bed there is a VIP guard uniform.You now have a disguise that will take you anywhere. Now do as you please. Exactly like Dan din at 14:20 ish while I was typing this...damn it
Love the way how you recorded this. Showing you learning with every failed attempt then finally getting the Silent Assassin rating.
SPOILERS
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At the start you can either knock out the guard on the right side then drop him from the cliff: natural causes! Or you can go left and sedate the guard, they'll never find him if you drag him to out of sight. Then use the gap in the wall, climb the drain when noone is watching, sneak across the roof, through the window, strangle the old man or slit his throat with the kitchen knife. You can sedate the guard on the sofa and drop him from the balcony: natural causes! Use his uniform first of course. In the cellar, you can take the worker's clothes with handy facemask. Then take the elevator down, push everybody into the water except the sleeping guard then go back to the sedated first guard and change back into suit. Then go down the path again and there's nobody left to stop you.
Or if you don't want to cause the death of the innocent worker(s), sneak up from behind with a gun, take him hostage then knock him out.
7:40 Man accidentally bumps into someone "run, run for your lives!"
Seriously, do the whole game at some point. It's a fantastic game, far better than it's sequel, and just good fun.
C'mon do it. Do it now.
"Nerd³ Completes... Hitman Blood Money" (Also Try To Silent Assassin Them All)
Please make an entire series of this!
He's procrastinating
**budamshhh**
NerdHQ Badum tsss*
***** No, the way you spell it is badum tsss
tommy smout The way you spell it just sounds like piss with a t! ( Ven0mous Void got it right!!!!)
The airplane with the NNEEEOOOOOWWWW noise every time you die is hilarious.
I love Dan's style of humour, editing and reactions to stuff that happens 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
3:51 everyone during covid
Holy shit this game still looks great!
+Dirk Bogan it is i have played it
TheTomokiSakurai hi i know its a good game
Why not torrent?
My favorite moment of this game is on the theater level, my younger brother was playing while my older brother and I kindly gave suggestions. My little brother got one of the worker uniforms and a toolbox. This toolbox was not an ordinary toolbox however, it was a mine filled toolbox! My brother runs up to two guards protecting a door near the main entrance, threw the toolbox at their feet, stood there for a few seconds and then ran. Guards not in the least bit curious, left the thing there. My brother, a good few feet away, detonates the box and the guards go flying. May not seem that funny but it is more like you had to be there for it to really get you. The whole situation I just found ridiculously humorous.
I think many people in the comments dislike this game because it is hard. Yeah games used to be hard, but have gone oddly soft lately. I played the crap out of "I am the knight" mode on the new batman game explicitly because it is one of the only proper challenges left in gaming (though admittedly when I die from a glitch not from my own error it pisses me the right off.)
This game is hard, very hard... but I still love it
If they find it hard, they can play on the easiest difficulty!
Same I got it two days ago and I cant get of it
Thomas Mason yeah 1st time I played this game I give up on 3rd mission in french opera,I cant kill the actor without using sniper riffle or getting caught,until I run to youtube search for the walthrough and find somone who did it so clean by manipulating the other actor by swap their fake gun with the real one and that the exact moment I fell in love with this game
***** I hear there's a couple of missions in that game in which getting a silent assassin rating is entirely luck-based.
***** Yeah, I think there's one mission where people can get run over, and then their bodies are found, which causes the complex to go into lockdown.
I love the Hitman series!
Thanks for the shoutout bro! (from the future)
i honestly prefer this to hitman absolution. 1. because the A.I always knew who you were when you were disguised (I dont think the entire police force knew everyone they employed buy face?) and becuase it was no longer open world
MOAR of this I thought it was funny. If you enjoyed it you should do more. Thanks for so many awesome videos Dan you are amazing.
I'm a professional hitman I don't need guns... 3 seconds later makes a plane noise like a child
Nerd 3 completes!
well if you are the best hitman i need you to kill the spider in my bathroom plz
He's terrified of spiders so you need to pay a lot
Please do a complete for each level of the game!
A man in a suit with black leather gloves. Definitely not a hitman.
what woulld you call an assassin? ezio? sure why not
Top 5 stealth games of all time:
1. Splinter Cell - Chaos Theory
2. Hitman - Blood Money
3. Thief 2 - The Metal Age
4. Styx - Master of Shadows
5. Splinter Cell - Blacklist
Unlike other strangers on the internet you can trust me. If you're looking for an amazing stealth game and you haven't played one of the above, go and play it.
What about hitman 2!!!??
+National Acrobat Where's Dishonored?
How 'bout METAL GEAR!?
+THE CAVALIERE SCAR MGSV is one of the least stealthy metal gear solid games I think MGS3 might take that title
+Squidlord Zapz I personally like MGS2 myself...
Lol, he pushes a lady and everyone freaks out and runs away.
"Run, run for your life!"
"Well arse... NEEEEOOOOOOW"
make this a series now soc is finished
wish nerdcubed was still like this
yes every level!
Dan, we, your procrastinators, beg You. Please, make a series like You said in this video.
If You like making the videos, then just DO it =)
Jesus Christ this video is 10 years old…
Do a nerd3 completes on this please!!!!!
Do one of these for every level in this game XD
please
*please*
This is something that I would LOVE to see more of. I know, it's been a while but this is supreme.
NNEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOWWWWN
More please
"GRAPES, NOTHING BUT GRAPES" yes, it's called a vineyard
neeawn....
MOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
Jesus this was 6 years ago... Still my favourite
This game seriously thinks not being able to save is a factor of difficulty? Sure, having to repeat a ridiculous amount of the same gameplay over and over makes it hard not to fall asleep or quit out of boredom, but it does NOT make it more difficult.
You can't be serious right now
Shrek Okay, would your life be harder if you had to start over from being a baby whenever you failed to meet your goals? Harder to complete, certainly, but that would just be an annoyance.
Flooberoid
it's just a game, guy, jeez, take a chill pill huh?
Z-Killer If it were a movie i guess it would be different, just because its a game does not take away his right to critique something.
Flooberoid as for it not adding difficulty have you played the game? I am asking a genuine question here, that's not the only thing the hardest mode adds. Trust me, its really difficult. It also gives you sort of a feel for being a silent assassin. If you get it right the first time, you feel like a total badass! If it takes you a wile to finish it and you figure it out with your mind, you still feel like a badass! somehow this game got that right. I don't know how, but it did it.
Ibney00
sounded like complaining to me XDD
-In my opinion absolution is better because of updated things and it has a lot better A.I. and such.-
I was very wrong, I am so sorry, everyone who likes Hitman.
i prefer blood money
Max Comfort Too many polygons.
*****
me too
While absolution was definately a modern and updated game. It wasn't a hitman game. While Absolution had better graphics/shooting it simply missed everything hitman about it. You could literally change 47's character model into sam Fisher and think it was another splinter cell game. The thing that made hitman hitman was the hiding in plain sight not ducking behind every wall in sight. Instead of making another hitman game with its own limitations they made a game that would appeal to as many gamers as possible. Business wise smart. But this is what is killing the industry and causing rage and abandonment from fans.
Everyone, I played hitman: blood money. And I made an edit.
6 hours later after dan knocks a guard out he wakes up in nothing but his underwear in a bush with carpet burn he wonders what happens in that time he was knocked out
you r killed billion of times
nnnnnnaaaaaahhhhh
I can’t believe this video is 11 years old…
Actually the best Hitman game is Hitman(2): Silent Assassin.
Who is watching this in late 2028?
We want a series of this game! Please!!
worst assassin ever lol
1. complete it. 2. i bought this because of you and am loving every moment
the only youtuber I watch anymore is nerdcubed
The way he murdered the word hacienda makes my ancestors cry
I actually just finished Hitman: Blood Money. One thing they need to bring back from this game is the split screen thingy that appears when crap happens. Helps to make you realise which body has been found for example.
Still the best Hitman game.
They brought it back for Hitman 2 and 3
Nerd³ Challenges! Hitman : Blood Money - Never cought
you have to complete ALL missions without getting even slighty caught, if you get caught (get shot at or attacked) you have to move on to the next level. keep doing this until you get to the last mission. then rally up all the times you were caught or not, then determine whether or not you complete the challenge.
Navigating these levels and finding different ways to kill the targets is extremely fun and gives this games
"Remember when video games were hard? Hitman remembers that time."
*Burst into tears*
Here's where I rank the Hitman games
1. Hitman Blood Money
2. Hitman Absolution
3. Hitman Contracts
4. Hitman Silent Assassin
5. Hitman Codename 47
I played this game after watching this video. I have no words. No words on how great that was. Thank you Nerdcubed for a truly epic game
8:38 your such a great person for making that joke.
I remember the Theatre one, I believe the level right after this one. I literally killed everyone, and the game realized that and made it so in the newspaper no witnesses were there. I love this game so much.
Covered in butter, sliding down the stairs! Butterman!
Ah, the best year of nerdcubed
When he said that if you get 5 headshots then you live when it goes red, I assumed that was one of those stupid myths that get passed around a playground at primary school. I didn't realise it was an actual thing until I had an SMG and loads of people lined up in Curtains Down or whatever it is called.
This game has one of the best soundtracks in history of games.
This basically summed up everyone's first attempt at Blood Money. Yet somehow he got Silent Assassin...not sure how he swung that
Another game that remembers when games were hard is MGS3 Snake Eater (Metal Gear Solid 3) because they have a difficulty called European (something) and 1 of the things with that is if you get spotted it's game over.
Dan this is one of your funniest let's plays, please do more!
I got the Hitman HD trilogy because of this video. Now i'm playing through Hitman 2, then contracts then Blood Money.
I've never saved mid game in hitman
When I was a young child
I tried to save but I somehow messed it up
So after that I never saved mid game
And played through the whole games without saving
Plz continue this series nerd cubed btw your the best
Hooray! I love the Hitman series! I always feel so bad for Mr. 47. If you watch/play the first game you can see his backstory. Poor Mr. 47, all he wants is a normal life! T.T
A proper assassin always keeps a bag of Haribo handy.
LOVE this editing style
it's been two years MOAR ALREDY
lol i love dan's smartass trait "thats just a club made of old people" xd
As I'm half deaf, never realised that hearing direction would be useful. the fact I can't makes stealth games even harder lol
Did you ever play these through, Dan? I thoroughly enjoyed your plane noises.
ICA is a supermarket in Sweden. But in this game its an International Contract Agency
*Lots Of Suspicions*
"I could do more of this on every level"
Oh I'd like that
*sees date and notices there's no more*
Oh...
Challenge: Complete all hit man blood money contracts on the hardest difficulty getting the silent assassin rating
"See this guys a bit suspicious so he might follow me for a while" *procedes to shoot him in the face with shotgun* i lost it.
i bought this when it came out, and it was and still is one of the best games i've played yet.
It is slightly different in a few ways, but it remains a Hitman game at the core of it. Creative ways to kill, high replayability. Many people have been guilty of playing through Blood Money once and not liking it....just saying. People also have a selective memory, there was no weapon selection screen in Contracts unless you replayed the missions after finishing them which isn't too different from contracts mode in Absolution. I do miss the murder simulation of BM though.
Hitman 2 Silent Assassin, Hitman Contracts and Hitman Blood Money