Thankfully that is basically the only thing she said that describes me... I think its less because i'm a basic bro and more because i'm a cranky old man at heart and those tone deaf philistines are ruining music
Basic Lad UK Edition: Always talks about going out with the lads, drinking with the lads, picking up girls with the lads. Basically anything with the lads.
@@alexandermarquardt597 I know, totally hate how crazy girls used to get about those four English dudes. I mean, the music was shit and so fucking controversial. They were too obsessed about them, the Beatles were utter trash and of course now everybody pretends it wasn't teenage girls who made the Beatles famous, because they are too scared of saying so. Disgusting.
I'll admit it. I do some of that basic shit. I do love bacon so much that I ruin it for everyone. I call my guy friends my boys sometimes. But I don't like watching sports, and I don't drink anymore. I also jam to Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber. I need to go get tested for basicness so that I can finally know...
ferrariteddy Everyone has a Unique personality, or at least the ability to have one. Some people see something they think is cool in someone else and try to copy it exactly, and then just become an exact carbon copy clone.
"Once you stop referring to the basement as-" *air quotes* "A man cave, you might be able to salvage a personality." *Women everywhere die of laughter.*
That's because when you hit 30 you're supposed to replace it with your den. Bookshelves, different kind of chair but you put whatever you want on your computer so its not as big of a change as they think.
This video accuratly describes what bro culture is with basic attached. Includes Fantasy Football, eating brats, and getting agro about sports in general. Haha
@Kyle Peterson TBF, I also love Fantasy Football (2x Champ 🏆), love brats with passion and get agro about sports if it's someone seriously crapping on my favorite team. I also support tf out of the LGBTQ community (including my family members), vote for socially progressive political candidates and wash out my recyclables. How's that for profiling, biiiitch? 😁🍻
This guy seems like he would follow that comment up with either: "I, on the other hand, am a more sophisticated specimen myself, and yet the single enigma I am currently unable to solve with my 160 intelligence quotient is my lack of girlfriend." Or "I'm tired of all these jerks in my school that are so basic. I'm the only nice guy, but girls only like guys who are man to them and play football. Why don't girls like nice guys???? Uhhhhh"
If you use instagram for anything but looking at hot women's photos you're pretty darn basic. Oh wait, I suppose looking at hot women at instagram is also basic, isn't it? LOL
Oh thank God, I can't tell you how many times people have told me about how much they drank last night. It's like their whole personality is "alchohol"
I went to community college in a smaller town in MI, and there were dudes I would hear on the phone with their bros all the time: "Dude! Were you at the bar last night?" And I would think to myself: "It was TUESDAY!!"
Hey, I am such a badass, guess what I did...the SAME THING as MILLIONS of others.....yep you heard me. Also it was RETAIL so in doing it I paid money to massive faceless corporations because I believe that Budweiser ad where its a blue guitarist playing in a neon lit joint with cold bubbles dripping down the neck on a hot Louisiana night, rather than a sweaty plumber from Uttoxeter. Afterwards I bought cocaine just like everyone else and I do actually fantasise that because I got an extra half gramme for my bro, that I am now a narco. I am a CONSUMER...
an: I used to tell my friends the list of drugs I had taken THAT night, at the party I was meeting them at. I was about 17 or 18, and was a basic teenage drug addict.
@@alexandermarquardt597 more of an ass guy myself but the whold liking bacon thing was OVER liking it like making everything with bacon even if it ruins the bacons flavor and texture. And hating boys bands isn't basic as it means the person playing it is more basic then you'll ever be
@@alexandermarquardt597 Basic is writing that you aren't basic and you are 100% justified in hating kids for having different music tastes in every single comment section. Jesus, grow up
***** there must be some difference, in my opinion the basic bitch sucks more. 1) being a basic bitch is an insult, a bro is respected. 2) a basic bro is liked, by his bro's, and a basic bitch is.... alone. 3) bro comes is calling someone a brother. bitch is calling someone a F***ING female dog but i wonder which truly sucks more
I think the joke with having a crush on Emma Watson is how so many of these type of guys talk about her and think she is different, better, more sophisticated, and 'classy' in comparison to other stars so in turn liking her is a sophisticated thing. Most people have a crush on Emma,(hell I know I do) she is amazing, a smart and very beautiful lady, its just the way these dudebros or basic bros talk about her non stop and think they deserve a pat on the back for liking a smart woman, nothing wrong with actually liking her.
It's just that many guys grew up watching her owing up in the HP movies. Plus, Hermione character is very well written. Like, an ideal supportive female bro.
Heh... for the longest time I've felt like Emma Watson is incredibly overrated. I don't find her that attractive, and she's not as smart as she's made out to be (that UN speech of hers was garbage, for example). Then again, I'm not a Basic Bro... so I'll never understand it anyway :P
You are NOT going to change him, he is not going to mature. He is just going to morph into his dad or that uncle of his who drinks tall boys and talks about how Trump is gonna make America great again, except then it won't be Trump, just like Nixon before, it'll be some new douchebag. Dump his ass now.
these requirements are random and do not even go together. girls wear fit its backwards. the pic thing is wtf the rest is movie stereotypes for men. also if your ashamed. your basically insecure.
Haha! Dear grief, the way sad music plays in the background and the way the therapist talks like they've got diabetes or cancer has to be my favorite part.
Ngggh....i know this is a joke video and i like it as such, but the term basic gaining any popularity just made me want to puke up my insides a bit. Why do we have to label every single thing that people do. You like old stuff? Hipster! You like metal? Goth! You feeling sad? Emo! You don't have any defining feature so we could pidgeonhole you? Basic! Rant over. Anger lowering to regular levels. Now excuse me while i go listen to justin bieber while i eat a baconsandwich and cry how my life is over because a vintage store closed down to open a starbucks.
The definition of hipster is weird, they like old stuff, yet they like things "before they are cool". Liking old stuff is liking things after they WERE cool. The two definitions sort of cancel each other out.
WOAH WOAH WOAH! 1:45 How is that not art? If it was two dudes it would be considered art. Photography is art. Any professional shot is art. Now what you consider professional is debatable and in the end what photograph is art, but if someone has worked hard to perfect or increase their experience as a medium, that too me, IS art.
Not the point. Its a cliche poster that you see plastered on a lot of college dorms (or at least used to), mainly by dudebros who just wanted to put up kissing lesbians without being called a creep/to look 'deep'
***** everything has congruence, has a purpose, everything was formed for a reason, and that's beautiful to me. just because it's everywhere doesn't mean it's void of it's own definition. the term isn't useless bc we have to stop and appreciate the art before we can understand it, art is subjective and it may not be screaming out at you, but you can find it in everything.
1:03 She sounds so much like a medical professional when she confirms"shit is basic" its hilarious 1:50 The slight "no" she gives when she nods is priceless.
I think I've only heard of one guy who does a poker night. Maybe that was basic 50 years ago, but now I would be impressed someone has regular face-to-face friend time.
“I opened up to a therapist just once. I was 8. The doctor kept asking me question after question, got me so scrambled up that they Shanghaid me to a nitwit school.”
MSP Redgrave There's nothing wrong with having a dick and having a crush on emma watson or referring to your buddies as your squad, crew, boys, or whatever name you can think of, I see nothing stupid, douchey or average with that, if that is the case then, girls are just as basic/average/douchey as guys since they drool over pictures of models and actors, call their friends their girlfriends and a shit ton of other stuff. FTR I thought this video was hilarious but it's just ignorant to call guys douchebags/average/stupid just because we have some of the attributes in this video.
Dan Dude Basic is attracted to basic. Basic is the majority. Therefore more women are attracted to basic bros simply due to numbers. If you're not interested in basic, then they're doing you a favor by not wasting your time.
"Pretty sad how inaccurate it is for most men. I dont drink and hate when a basement is referred to as a man cave." Well I do drink, but I don't brag about it. I don't tell anyone about it actually. Basements are unheard of where I live because the ground is so hard.
Who the hell doesn't have a crush on Emma Watson? Guys, girls, it doesn't matter... most would have a crush on her and/or idealize her. I mean, she's perfect in every way. She is also a feminist who doesn't hate guys...
MusketWalrus LOL! I know what you mean. "Most" feminists hate men, but if you have seen her speech in the UN, and on other media, you'll realize that Emma Watson is different.
I don't have a crush on Emma Watson. She is like your every day girl and i have seen lot more beautiful women in daily life. I guess once you are in movies no matter how average you are people gonna be obsessing over you.
Gotta say something about the "yeah well being a basic bro gets you laid" and the girls who say it doesn't. It does. It gets you laid by girls with the maturity of a 12 yr old. So yeah, be a basic boy and enjoy all the basic girls. Be a man and get a grown up woman.
Gotta say something about the "yeah well being a basic bro gets you laid" and the girls who say it doesn't. It does. It gets you laid by girls with the maturity of a 12 yr old. So one could argue quite credibly that Roman Polanski, for all his talent as filmmaker, was also the prototype of the basic bro...
***** i also judge people based on what they hate. and what they complain about. which leads me to conclude that almost everybody in this world is petty as fuck.
What? No. Most feminists today are pretty good at being feminists. They're doing good feminist shit like advocating for both men and women, raising awareness, and being generally really supportive. There are some silly kiddos on Tumblr that seem to think they can add "#feminism" to whatever misandrist or fat acceptance thing they come up with, but they sure as hell aren't accepted by the mainstream movement.
mercygal1 might be semantics, but isnt mainstream just the most well known version? i mean its not just tumblr after all you have the whole "girl gamer thing" even though nobody gives a shit. dumbass wage gap people the fucking scientists shirt
Jesus, no. You're still taking random things that aren't actually a part of feminism and using them as examples. Except the wage gap, which is *sort of* a thing. The problem isn't women getting paid less for the same job, it's companies passing them over for promotions or not hiring in the first place for certain positions. So there is actually a wage gap, but it's not what people like to say it is. Girl gamers? Really? How in the hell are attention-starved teenagers related to feminism? That isn't even a thing. Jesus. And yes, mainstream is the more well known version. But that sure as hell isn't what you're talking about. Just because the part of "feminism" you know happens to be the straw man version doesn't mean that it's actual mainstream feminism. I don't know shit about astronomy, but that doesn't mean that mainstream astronomy actually refers to the stars in the big dipper as "shiny dots 1 through 7." The scientists shirt? Nobody even gives a shit about that anymore. Everyone basically just said it was insanely unprofessional to wear a shirt with naked people on it to a formal press conference and moved on with their lives.
Lets face it: Almost nobody has a personality. They mindlessly act like everyone else. This is even more apparent in the internet. People are divided into several groups that have no opinions of their own whatsoever. People who hate Justin Bieber for no reason. People who think soccer sucks even tho they barely even know what it is. People who hate every other game than League of Legends, just for the sake of being part of the group. People who hates bronies because everyone fucking hates bronies. They simply do as everyone else does and don't give a second thought about it. A bunch of braindead zombies, already dead inside without even realizing it.
following a group doesn't mean you don't have a personality. I agree the things you listed are stupid but I'd like to hear what you think a "personality" is.
You act like people just mindlessly hate bronies. There is a significant reason. I prefer not to see 30 year old virgins posting pony porn all over the internet. It's disgusting and pathetic, and yes the majority of bronies have a sexual attraction to a little girl's show, and that is undeniable.
Dr Fruitz really? show me the statistics. I would love to know. Just because you see a lot of fanatical bronies does not mean they are the majority of the group. Thats like saying all muslims are terrorists because the only muslims you see on the news are ISIS. fyi, I'm not a brony.
You probably hate football even though YOU don't even know what it is. Don't start throwing around philosophical bullshit because if no one has a personality, that includes you.
Is that basic? The thing is I'm not sure you can exaggerate Batman much more than the writers do. HISHE joke about Batman being able to do things "Because he's Batman." but the writers do pretty much write him like that. Whenever they want him to do something he'll always find some extra will power, find some clever way around it, continue fighting for an unrealistic amount of time, produce some unbelievable gadget. If you can remotely imagine a human being doing something then odds are Batman is able to do it.
Penny Lane I'm not sure why you sent me a link to a blogger who was fooled by a creepy looking photoshop. Looking at a real picture of Richard Dawkins and Emma Watson, they really do look like they could be related. They have very similar face, nose, eye and mouth shapes. She could easily be his kid and nobody would question it.
"Because he's basic. Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk"
Cracks me up everytime
@bruce wayne also the doctor in “retarded test” is great
Well, that's just the accurate name of his medical condition, that's nothing to laugh at.
The deadpan delivery makes it all perfect
@@elonzalor5287 just so perfect xD xD
It's like being called "basic" by that thing from The Grudge.
When your bro's not breathing, but you cant give him cpr because you're not gay.
When saving someone's life is rarely gay
Or, you could be like me and carry a keychain CPR Mask, then it's never gay and I don't get sick by performing CPR on a stranger.
It's okay as long as you say "No homo" first
you just killed me
as long as balls don't touch
Lmao I lost my shit at 'a grown man with a heavy opinion on teenage girls music' oh my god the absurdity of it when you realise its actually true
So you care who likes One Direction? That's basic.
So how does that affect you?
Thankfully that is basically the only thing she said that describes me... I think its less because i'm a basic bro and more because i'm a cranky old man at heart and those tone deaf philistines are ruining music
^^ oh yeah, he's basic.
@@Ben-rz9cf Same here. lol
"He took me to Hooters for breakfast" is undoubtedly the funniest line in this sketch. I didn't even know they served breakfast.
I like milk when I get up...
It was an early lunch
hooters serves breakfast?
@@sixoffcenter80 no they don't haha
I have been to Hooters only twice, and I was NOT impressed with the food. Everything else was ok.
"You might be able to salvage a personality" LOL.
Wow I'm the 1000 to like
Muqri Seni wow 🤩 you’re so special
I was the 2000th like, you're welcome
🤣🤣🤣
I'm the 3000th to like👀
"I think I have a crush on Emma Watson"
"Oh my god, that's basic"
I died
yeppp,, like seriously wtf,, loollllll
I didn’t really get that line. Why would someone NOT have a crush on Emma Watson?
@@rhombicosidodecahedron4821 because it's too obvious
@@rhombicosidodecahedron4821 I don't lmao. And i honestly don't get guys who do. What is that, like a harry potter fetish?
I find Emma Watson to be attractive. With that said, I don't have a crush on her.
"You really need to be upfront about all this basic shit"
The way she said it was too perfect
Her delivery was fire🤣🤣🤣
@@KavalierKhalil Gotta agree. The doctor's execution was picture perfect every single line.
She sounded so professional
Basic Lad UK Edition: Always talks about going out with the lads, drinking with the lads, picking up girls with the lads. Basically anything with the lads.
Sarah THEONE LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS
i thought it was 'me mates'
What's the equivalent of a brojob?
Avin a wank wif me m8s?
Drinking dark fruits, wearing bucket hats, listening to Stone Roses/Courteeners
Unhelpful Revelations we use both
I cant handle the doctor saying shit like "basic shit" and "basic as fuuuuuuck" in such a serious voice Im dead 😂😂😂
Kerri nailed the seriousness.
Flying Dutchman "I'm dead" is totally basic
This is Deputy Wiegel of the Reno Sheriff's Department.
That one direction reaction XD
TonyLoaf I love how quickly that "Fuck you" came out. lol
TonyLoaf I was wondering who that was a picture of.
TonyLoaf hahaha i Lol'd XD
+TonyLoaf i had the same reaction
+SALdosry Then you Sir, are a grade 4 basic bro. I wish you a speedy recover. #BasicAsFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
my new ringtone is now the doctor saying "basic as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
+stevenan93 Dude...the U...not the K.
+SikMisfits I thought more U's would be like a fooooook sound
stevenan93 Yeah, and more K's is totally a Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck sound
SikMisfits
fuuuuuggggggg
Bro that's basic
Emily is soo good - Her facial cues and comedic timing are on the ball.
"A grown man with serious opinions about teenage girl music...."
Omg I died 😂😂😂
@Ben G of course not, theyre like in their 30s now.
@@alexandermarquardt597 I know, totally hate how crazy girls used to get about those four English dudes. I mean, the music was shit and so fucking controversial. They were too obsessed about them, the Beatles were utter trash and of course now everybody pretends it wasn't teenage girls who made the Beatles famous, because they are too scared of saying so. Disgusting.
@@alexandermarquardt597 You completely missed the point, uh?
@@alexandermarquardt597 good job, you just proved you're a basic bro.
@@aureliobulzaga4648 your comment would've been smart, if any of what you wrote was true, but alas...
It's funny they're actually married to each other.
Really?
Asus Kuning Yup. They even have a channel.
André Domingues What is it?
The Floating D-Angel murphandemily
Backstage Bum Opposites attract though. They must not have the right spark.
YOU SHOULDVE CALLED IT A FRAT SCAN
Underrated comment
Oh yeahhhhhh my god yes its a FRATT stereotypee
"He took me to Hooters for breakfast"
"It was an early lunch!"
ahahahahahah all those basic bro's getting upset because they fit the image EXACTLY, so funny
...Because everyone knows that being basic is a...bad thing?... I don't quite understand where you're going with this one.
***** you lack a unique* personality.
I'll admit it. I do some of that basic shit. I do love bacon so much that I ruin it for everyone. I call my guy friends my boys sometimes.
But I don't like watching sports, and I don't drink anymore. I also jam to Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber. I need to go get tested for basicness so that I can finally know...
ferrariteddy Everyone has a Unique personality, or at least the ability to have one. Some people see something they think is cool in someone else and try to copy it exactly, and then just become an exact carbon copy clone.
FAT FEMINIST EVERYWHERE! I CAN'T RUN!
This video sums up 9gag well
Too true.
Perfect comment
That's why I stopped using 9gag. They ruined the gag in 9gag. 😂
What a intresting Butterfly🦋😏
You know it :)
"Once you stop referring to the basement as-"
*air quotes*
"A man cave, you might be able to salvage a personality."
*Women everywhere die of laughter.*
nah
Oh no, this case of basic bro is in the terminal stage
Pfft only basic bitches bitch about the man cave
That's because when you hit 30 you're supposed to replace it with your den. Bookshelves, different kind of chair but you put whatever you want on your computer so its not as big of a change as they think.
True, I can respect someone with a den or an office, far less basic.
"Sits on the couch drinking beer with an unearned sense of entitlement"
My goodness! 😂😂😂
They should've said his crush was Megan Fox. Now that is even more basic.
Kate uptown would be worse
Or jennifer lawrence
In a few years, Dakota Johnson will be another acceptable response.
Boogeymed Jennifer Lawrence is a fraud. She's a master at putting up a fake image for the public.
kadish chagayeva It's not about who it is. It's that he "has a crush" on Hollywood actress. That's some basic ass shit.
This was fucking brilliant. SO accurate in describing your typical douchebag. That, and the doctor played an amazing part
agree about the doctor; she was stellar
"basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
***** I died.
Shesaz woman love the douche bags just like we like a basic bitch
Cpt Solo
Speak for yourself
Shesaz ok
I haven't watched the video but I can already tell one of the signs will be taking a shirtless selfie of yourself in the mirror.
Damn. Still that would have been pretty basic.
***** I have no idea what you're talking about.
:(
NomsayinBrah Ayyy lmao Top tier basic right here.
NomsayinBrah Ayyy lmao Dat user...
***** Hi...
This video accuratly describes what bro culture is with basic attached. Includes Fantasy Football, eating brats, and getting agro about sports in general. Haha
I mean, I eat brats when they get too noisy in public. Does that make me a basic bro?
*slowly fries kielbasa*
@Kyle Peterson TBF, I also love Fantasy Football (2x Champ 🏆), love brats with passion and get agro about sports if it's someone seriously crapping on my favorite team. I also support tf out of the LGBTQ community (including my family members), vote for socially progressive political candidates and wash out my recyclables. How's that for profiling, biiiitch? 😁🍻
@@specialwhenlit8435 Are are a basic bro, but only around stage 2 with the help of the non basic bro behaviour
What is a brat to you? It is a spoiled kid to me
This guy is pretty much most of my male peers in high school.
+canadmexi Gumshoe!
canadmexi this guy is my brother hands down lol
You're a basic bro/bitch
This guy seems like he would follow that comment up with either:
"I, on the other hand, am a more sophisticated specimen myself, and yet the single enigma I am currently unable to solve with my 160 intelligence quotient is my lack of girlfriend."
Or
"I'm tired of all these jerks in my school that are so basic. I'm the only nice guy, but girls only like guys who are man to them and play football. Why don't girls like nice guys???? Uhhhhh"
Same brother same
He's the kinda guy who "Likes" every hot girl picture on his fb wall
Mozata Only basic people use facebook for social reasons. Only basic people use instagram, etc.
No one uses facebook anymore its for old people. Basic people use instagram
@@gabriellucas5494 lmao plenty of young people use fb dumbaas
If you use instagram for anything but looking at hot women's photos you're pretty darn basic. Oh wait, I suppose looking at hot women at instagram is also basic, isn't it? LOL
pffff... "Facebook Wall" okay grandpa
You forgot Shirtless selfies as their facebook profile pic and thinking the best musician ever is Eminem.
Kelsey Peel Haha.
Kelsey Peel Lol very true
Kelsey Peel I rejoiced at your point about eminem. God bless your soul you beautiful angel.
Kelsey Peel That's some basic as shit.
Kelsey Peel And Axe body spray.
Oh thank God, I can't tell you how many times people have told me about how much they drank last night. It's like their whole personality is "alchohol"
I went to community college in a smaller town in MI, and there were dudes I would hear on the phone with their bros all the time: "Dude! Were you at the bar last night?" And I would think to myself: "It was TUESDAY!!"
Hey, I am such a badass, guess what I did...the SAME THING as MILLIONS of others.....yep you heard me. Also it was RETAIL so in doing it I paid money to massive faceless corporations because I believe that Budweiser ad where its a blue guitarist playing in a neon lit joint with cold bubbles dripping down the neck on a hot Louisiana night, rather than a sweaty plumber from Uttoxeter. Afterwards I bought cocaine just like everyone else and I do actually fantasise that because I got an extra half gramme for my bro, that I am now a narco. I am a CONSUMER...
an: I used to tell my friends the list of drugs I had taken THAT night, at the party I was meeting them at.
I was about 17 or 18, and was a basic teenage drug addict.
@@milascave2 thats rough mate. Hope you're doing better
"Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
Lol every time
Seems pretty basic to me
That doctor is hilarious.
... and The State
She's that chick from that show.
I dunno her dialogue is pretty basic
@@alexandermarquardt597 thhhhhhhhank you, I was racking my brains as to where I recognised her
@@jmace2424 but her delivery is masterful!!
"shit is basic" lmao
Grace Padgett I ❤️ u
"A backwards sitting cap" haha lost it
The lady who played the physician is probably a better actress than half the people in hollywood. Someone get her an Oscar
Most actor and actress are there just by pure luck
She was Oscar good, I think
"Read a book" is a pretty definitive cure.
James Dickson As long as it's not a romance novel.
Basic bros wouldn't be caught dead reading a romance novel. If he can successfully crack one open and read it through... that's a cure right there.
I read Tom Clancy, I think that qualifies as basic bro. Reading man books doesn't count.
As long as it's not Jordan Peterson, sure!
@Black Rod Neeeeerrrrrrdd!!!!!
The doctor is really great in this! Good job, whoever the actress is!
The hilarity is that about 95% of the dudes that comment on TH-cam fit at least three of these descriptors.
@@alexandermarquardt597 more of an ass guy myself but the whold liking bacon thing was OVER liking it like making everything with bacon even if it ruins the bacons flavor and texture. And hating boys bands isn't basic as it means the person playing it is more basic then you'll ever be
@@alexandermarquardt597 your telling me your going to wrap your tuna and salmon with bacon?
Have you had bacon?
@@alexandermarquardt597 How was it? I've had a tuna bacon sandwich, it was good.
@@alexandermarquardt597 Basic is writing that you aren't basic and you are 100% justified in hating kids for having different music tastes in every single comment section. Jesus, grow up
Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
basic bitch VS basic bro
who sucks more???
pokemonmaster723 They suck equally.
***** there must be some difference, in my opinion the basic bitch sucks more.
1) being a basic bitch is an insult, a bro is respected.
2) a basic bro is liked, by his bro's, and a basic bitch is.... alone.
3) bro comes is calling someone a brother. bitch is calling someone a F***ING female dog
but i wonder which truly sucks more
pokemonmaster723 Apples and Oranges.
I think the joke with having a crush on Emma Watson is how so many of these type of guys talk about her and think she is different, better, more sophisticated, and 'classy' in comparison to other stars so in turn liking her is a sophisticated thing. Most people have a crush on Emma,(hell I know I do) she is amazing, a smart and very beautiful lady, its just the way these dudebros or basic bros talk about her non stop and think they deserve a pat on the back for liking a smart woman, nothing wrong with actually liking her.
I don't know why i like her...something about her just makes me want to..........
its basic to like emma watson because everyone male or female likes her, which is pretty basic
It's just that many guys grew up watching her owing up in the HP movies. Plus, Hermione character is very well written. Like, an ideal supportive female bro.
Eh, everybody's gay for Emma Watson. I don't think it's so much basic as it is universal.
Heh... for the longest time I've felt like Emma Watson is incredibly overrated. I don't find her that attractive, and she's not as smart as she's made out to be (that UN speech of hers was garbage, for example).
Then again, I'm not a Basic Bro... so I'll never understand it anyway :P
Fuck I am dating a basic bro...........
Save him before it is too late
You are NOT going to change him, he is not going to mature. He is just going to morph into his dad or that uncle of his who drinks tall boys and talks about how Trump is gonna make America great again, except then it won't be Trump, just like Nixon before, it'll be some new douchebag. Dump his ass now.
Freya Mulhall leave.him.now
Freya Mulhall it's ok it might not be too late you can try too help him
Freya Mulhall
A moment of silence for this poor woman
I love how the doctor was so serious the whole time. 😂😂😂😂
is anybody else a little too proud that none of these symptoms applied to them?
Jason Lindbeck I’m SUPER PROUD!
bragging... basic bro 101
me
these requirements are random and do not even go together.
girls wear fit its backwards.
the pic thing is wtf
the rest is movie stereotypes for men.
also if your ashamed. your basically insecure.
Hit a little too close to home, did it Josh?
Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
I've got a huge crush on Emma Watson... Am I a basic bro now?
You are
Just ask yourself: Does everyone else do what I think I have for myself? If the answer is yes, you're a basic bro.
Stage 2.
Stage 4 terminal
What straight guy doesn't have a crush on Emma Watson?
You've got to admit, that actress who played the doctor is just simply awesome! :D
She's the girl from the State on MTV.
Wasn't she on Reno911? I believe Deputy Wiegel.
no matter how much u watch this u still laugh every time xD
heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy friend
+Kyo Mebi heeeeeey brother there's an endless way to re discover
+Kirolos Saad heeeeeeey sister, do you still believe in luv I wundeeeer
+Rick Master ohhhhh but if the sky is falling downnnnnn for uuuuu
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't dooooooooooo
"You really need to be upfront with all this basic shit." Sounds like good life-changing advice for everyone.
A disturbing amount of this stuff applies to me. Hopefully I can still salvage a personality.
Seeing this comment 5 years too late, I just wanted to say that I hope you've accomplished your goal. I believe in you.
I think we lost him
@@jordan555100 The self-awareness killed him
@@aureliobulzaga4648 Probably in jail for storming the capitol, or maybe recouping from not taking the vax.
@@jordan555100 With a name like Swiggity Krinks I don't think there was ever a real chance.
I love how she just tries to end his marriage right in front of him
Haha! Dear grief, the way sad music plays in the background and the way the therapist talks like they've got diabetes or cancer has to be my favorite part.
Ngggh....i know this is a joke video and i like it as such, but the term basic gaining any popularity just made me want to puke up my insides a bit. Why do we have to label every single thing that people do. You like old stuff? Hipster! You like metal? Goth! You feeling sad? Emo! You don't have any defining feature so we could pidgeonhole you? Basic!
Rant over. Anger lowering to regular levels. Now excuse me while i go listen to justin bieber while i eat a baconsandwich and cry how my life is over because a vintage store closed down to open a starbucks.
Because it's a fad! Being hipster is a fad, being goth is as well. A fad.
Cea
you dno what real gothic culture is, it's based on gothic literature but yea hot topic is a fad
Alex Li
Actually yeah, amde a mistake in my op too. Meant geeth :p
Alex Li I'm gonna be honest here, I don't know much about goth subculture, but still, it's a fad.
The definition of hipster is weird, they like old stuff, yet they like things "before they are cool". Liking old stuff is liking things after they WERE cool. The two definitions sort of cancel each other out.
WOAH WOAH WOAH! 1:45 How is that not art? If it was two dudes it would be considered art. Photography is art. Any professional shot is art. Now what you consider professional is debatable and in the end what photograph is art, but if someone has worked hard to perfect or increase their experience as a medium, that too me, IS art.
Theos Castro at first when I think "Postmodernism" is a greek philosopher
Theos Castro everything is art, wake up.
The photographer did use the rule of thirds fairly well there so I guess you could consider it professional.
Not the point. Its a cliche poster that you see plastered on a lot of college dorms (or at least used to), mainly by dudebros who just wanted to put up kissing lesbians without being called a creep/to look 'deep'
***** everything has congruence, has a purpose, everything was formed for a reason, and that's beautiful to me. just because it's everywhere doesn't mean it's void of it's own definition. the term isn't useless bc we have to stop and appreciate the art before we can understand it, art is subjective and it may not be screaming out at you, but you can find it in everything.
1:03
She sounds so much like a medical professional when she confirms"shit is basic" its hilarious
1:50
The slight "no" she gives when she nods is priceless.
You guys forgot "Thinks Eminem is the best rapper alive"
Well he is...
123florus You're basic, bro.
Well i guess i'm a bit basic but apart from that only the thing with the bacon is true for me^^
123florus They got me on the Emma Watson one.
dashortgamer
Wouldn't say she's a crush but yes she is stunning ;)
what would you say is the best rapper alive?
I don't know why but at 2:38 "But he's basic. Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" fucking killed me XD
I think I've only heard of one guy who does a poker night. Maybe that was basic 50 years ago, but now I would be impressed someone has regular face-to-face friend time.
2015 : Basic people
2019 : Normies
Normies are now an untamed epidemic in college.
Even the term normie is basic.
@@NorthEasternMotionProductions what isn't tbh ?
"I think I have a crush on Emma Watson."
"Omg that's so basic."
Janelle Rae I don’t get it tho.
@@MrSam603 it is like every woman saying they have a crush on Tom Hardy.
You say it, like it's a bad thing
@@mazadancoseben4818 its basic is the point, unoriginal, like everyone had a crush on emma watson.
@@yellowranger4629 most of harry potter male fans have a cursh on emma watson like me
Loves bacon too much, rips on vegetarians, grown man with serious opinion about teenage girl music... That's like 75% of the internet community.
“I opened up to a therapist just once. I was 8. The doctor kept asking me question after question, got me so scrambled up that they Shanghaid me to a nitwit school.”
That tough
8 years later and I still choke at “a backwards, fitted cap.”
hahaha this really should become a common term!
I did realise my group of friends are pretty basic :(
Everyone has a basic friend. But that's because basic is average, and average is almost as widely spread as stupid and douchy.
MSP Redgrave i love how you said almost xD
MSP Redgrave
Better to be basic than stupid or douchey,don't you think?
MSP Redgrave There's nothing wrong with having a dick and having a crush on emma watson or referring to your buddies as your squad, crew, boys, or whatever name you can think of, I see nothing stupid, douchey or average with that, if that is the case then, girls are just as basic/average/douchey as guys since they drool over pictures of models and actors, call their friends their girlfriends and a shit ton of other stuff. FTR I thought this video was hilarious but it's just ignorant to call guys douchebags/average/stupid just because we have some of the attributes in this video.
*LOL so accurate*
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Pretty sad how inaccurate it is for most men. I dont drink and hate when a basement is referred to as a man cave.
Basic Bros are what women want. I’m not basic so women tend to get pissed
Dan Dude Basic is attracted to basic. Basic is the majority. Therefore more women are attracted to basic bros simply due to numbers. If you're not interested in basic, then they're doing you a favor by not wasting your time.
"Pretty sad how inaccurate it is for most men. I dont drink and hate when a basement is referred to as a man cave."
Well I do drink, but I don't brag about it. I don't tell anyone about it actually.
Basements are unheard of where I live because the ground is so hard.
9gag is where all the basic bros hang out...
+marwan mahmoud Don't you mean UNILAD?
I Am A Tumour lol
Indeed.
Triggered
This described most of my friends from 2011-2014 between the ages of 19-22. Hot dam we were basic
how to tell if you're dumb
1. you like pewdiepie
2. you like pewdiepie
3.you like pewdiepie
he is pretty based tho.
How to tell you're basic:
1. Complain about shit that isn't targeted at you
Inkaian I wish I could like this on the app.
the fact that you commented under this exact video is hilariously ironic.
Really What is this 2013 complaining about Pewdiepie is so damn played out at dis point
Dude U R Basic as FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCC!!!!-
So the average male 9gager is a basic bro. Except they don't have girlfriends.
Who the hell doesn't have a crush on Emma Watson? Guys, girls, it doesn't matter... most would have a crush on her and/or idealize her. I mean, she's perfect in every way. She is also a feminist who doesn't hate guys...
"She's also a feminist who doesn't hate guys."
Ahahahaha- oh wait, you're being serious. Well this is awkward.
MusketWalrus LOL! I know what you mean. "Most" feminists hate men, but if you have seen her speech in the UN, and on other media, you'll realize that Emma Watson is different.
MusketWalrus Your ignorance is showing.
Hun do you know what a feminist is? Not the angry Tumblr feminists, do you actually know what what real feminism is striving for?
I don't have a crush on Emma Watson. She is like your every day girl and i have seen lot more beautiful women in daily life. I guess once you are in movies no matter how average you are people gonna be obsessing over you.
I'm not sure how anyone kept a straight face during this skit; bravo.
Gotta say something about the "yeah well being a basic bro gets you laid" and the girls who say it doesn't. It does. It gets you laid by girls with the maturity of a 12 yr old. So yeah, be a basic boy and enjoy all the basic girls. Be a man and get a grown up woman.
+DaekarK Yepp basically (no pun intended)
+DaekarK truuuue.
+Balsac Teabaghar Oh so mad xD
all "mature women" are whores
Gotta say something about the "yeah well being a basic bro gets you laid" and the girls who say it doesn't. It does. It gets you laid by girls with the maturity of a 12 yr old.
So one could argue quite credibly that Roman Polanski, for all his talent as filmmaker, was also the prototype of the basic bro...
1:07 Shit is Basic
2:39 Basic as Fuuuuuuuuck...
But I thought, only bitches could be basic!
Am I the only one here who doesn't generalize, categorize and judge people based on the things that they like?
its a joke video, dont take it too seriously.
Basically.
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
***** i also judge people based on what they hate. and what they complain about. which leads me to conclude that almost everybody in this world is petty as fuck.
***** alrighty then.
is that a stalin mario picture? or am I stupid?
I just love that this woman played the therapist in It's Always Sunny.
If you quote the video, you're a basic ass YT commenter.
RealationGames You are a stage four basic bro.
No, that would be saying this:
First!
RealationGames shit's basic
RealationGames Your comment makes me happy.
"We may be able to salvage your personality" I lost here!
"make unoriginal make me a sammich joke to your significant other?" yes! "shit is basic." i cried laughing!!
Wow this is such a time capsule for what "bro" culture was back then
The doctor warned Murph that he could catch Emily's basicness. He should have listened
The One Direction part is so true...some else's preference in music shouldn't affect you that much haha
"...You might be able to salvage a personality." Oh damn bro! 😂
-"we got your catscan"
-*pulls up an xray*
I hope this isn't contagious, so many basic bros at work.
Oh shit babe Uve been stage 5 for some time.. time for some rehabilitation jk lol love ya
I HATE YOU BOTH
"i think i have a crush on emma watson"
"Oh my god that's basic" OML i loved this so much
I swear the way she said that was so funny. 🤣🤣
isn't that doc played Trudy Wiegel from Reno 911?
Michelle Woods yes
WHAAAAAAAAT
The south park thing was too real
Better to be basic than to be hipster.
Oh look, a statement! I think you dropped your argumentation somewhere.
Being able to define yourself in a single word is a serious condition, regardless of what that word is.
It's true though
oh wow. so true though XD
No buddy, it's not.
You forgot ¨he thinks feminism is everything portrayed on Facebook¨
+Arturo Rincon "God, I HATE feminists! All they do is hate on men!"
What? No, that's not ev-"FUCK FEMINISM!"
+mercygal1 you gotta admit though, this wave of feminism isnt all that great, feminism is a good thing, feminists arent nessicarily good at it
What? No. Most feminists today are pretty good at being feminists. They're doing good feminist shit like advocating for both men and women, raising awareness, and being generally really supportive. There are some silly kiddos on Tumblr that seem to think they can add "#feminism" to whatever misandrist or fat acceptance thing they come up with, but they sure as hell aren't accepted by the mainstream movement.
mercygal1 might be semantics, but isnt mainstream just the most well known version?
i mean its not just tumblr after all you have the whole "girl gamer thing" even though nobody gives a shit.
dumbass wage gap people
the fucking scientists shirt
Jesus, no. You're still taking random things that aren't actually a part of feminism and using them as examples. Except the wage gap, which is *sort of* a thing. The problem isn't women getting paid less for the same job, it's companies passing them over for promotions or not hiring in the first place for certain positions. So there is actually a wage gap, but it's not what people like to say it is.
Girl gamers? Really? How in the hell are attention-starved teenagers related to feminism? That isn't even a thing. Jesus.
And yes, mainstream is the more well known version. But that sure as hell isn't what you're talking about. Just because the part of "feminism" you know happens to be the straw man version doesn't mean that it's actual mainstream feminism. I don't know shit about astronomy, but that doesn't mean that mainstream astronomy actually refers to the stars in the big dipper as "shiny dots 1 through 7."
The scientists shirt? Nobody even gives a shit about that anymore. Everyone basically just said it was insanely unprofessional to wear a shirt with naked people on it to a formal press conference and moved on with their lives.
*CollegeHumor* are making a serious come back! *These new videos are awesome.*
Sir John Doe was born to heal this broken world.
This video is just excellent ! High level CollegeHumor ^^ Can't wait to share it with my boys...
Is this series going to be called “How to Basic”?
i work with this exact stereotype....its obnoxious as shit.
Stage 4 is terminal basicness already
So he did contract her basicness
I think this was one of the funniest videos I've seen out of CollegeHumor in a while. Was a pretty good counter video to their Basic Bitch.
Lets face it: Almost nobody has a personality. They mindlessly act like everyone else. This is even more apparent in the internet.
People are divided into several groups that have no opinions of their own whatsoever. People who hate Justin Bieber for no reason. People who think soccer sucks even tho they barely even know what it is. People who hate every other game than League of Legends, just for the sake of being part of the group. People who hates bronies because everyone fucking hates bronies.
They simply do as everyone else does and don't give a second thought about it. A bunch of braindead zombies, already dead inside without even realizing it.
following a group doesn't mean you don't have a personality. I agree the things you listed are stupid but I'd like to hear what you think a "personality" is.
You act like people just mindlessly hate bronies. There is a significant reason. I prefer not to see 30 year old virgins posting pony porn all over the internet. It's disgusting and pathetic, and yes the majority of bronies have a sexual attraction to a little girl's show, and that is undeniable.
Dr Fruitz really? show me the statistics. I would love to know. Just because you see a lot of fanatical bronies does not mean they are the majority of the group. Thats like saying all muslims are terrorists because the only muslims you see on the news are ISIS. fyi, I'm not a brony.
You probably hate football even though YOU don't even know what it is. Don't start throwing around philosophical bullshit because if no one has a personality, that includes you.
Franco Dicola how do you know they hate football...
Officer Trudy and Jerusha!
they forgot the guys who exaggerate batman and his skills.
Is that basic? The thing is I'm not sure you can exaggerate Batman much more than the writers do. HISHE joke about Batman being able to do things "Because he's Batman." but the writers do pretty much write him like that. Whenever they want him to do something he'll always find some extra will power, find some clever way around it, continue fighting for an unrealistic amount of time, produce some unbelievable gadget. If you can remotely imagine a human being doing something then odds are Batman is able to do it.
He beat Superman's punk ass, wtf did Batman ever do to you?
sree chaitanya Voruganti hmn, that can either be super basic or unbelievably nerdy, two kinds of bat worship
You shut your hecking mouth mister
You mean DC writers?
How to be basic
Have yb channel
Have blonde hair
Do dabs everyday bro
Name yourself Jake
have a last name Paul
Who doesn't have a crush on Emma Watson tho
People who searched up "Emma Watson looks like Richard Dawkins."
+Natalie Lim Thank you! I was about to seek therapy.
+Mok'rash Darkwolf OH MY GOD, IT'S TRUE.
Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme Fake more like: splendidelles.wordpress.com/2008/07/23/is-richard-dawkins-related-to-emma-watson/
Penny Lane
I'm not sure why you sent me a link to a blogger who was fooled by a creepy looking photoshop. Looking at a real picture of Richard Dawkins and Emma Watson, they really do look like they could be related. They have very similar face, nose, eye and mouth shapes.
She could easily be his kid and nobody would question it.
Years later I still love your skits college humour! Please come back!