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CAST
Jessica Ross
Rekha Shankar
Katie Marovitch
Raphael Chestang
CREW
Director - Jessie Hixenbaugh
Writer - Jessica Ross
Producer - Frankie McLaffery
Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
Director of Photography - Carter Ross
Production Designer - Rick Mader
Make Up Artist - Jed Olmedo
Sound Mixer - Mike Robertson
Visual Effects - TJ Gonzalez
Editor - Sam Geer
Very rarely does a 3 minute comedy sketch have a B plot
it's like chewing... on the butthole.
And b is for butthole.
Butt plot??!?!
@@bifurious7828 no, its licking the butthole! educate yourself!
@@sorellana2154 1:12 that's why they said it
I appreciate that Katie educates herself for over a month on a kink before deciding to go for it.
That's kinda fascinating. ✌️
🙏🤔🙏🤣🤣🤣
Kink? For me that's just second base! Okay of course not really that just sounded funny in my head...
@@JerimiahGentry That is second base for me too.
@@jerryharris876 based
I'm happy that Katie is trying something new, but I'm also glad she did her research before going into it, because it's important to know what you're getting into before you get experimenting.
Hopefully she bought some dental dams.
Maybe she can explain to me how eating ass doesn't result in a person getting e. coli because I don't understand that part.
@@DustinRodriguez1_0 Maybe if the ass was clean enough
Researching kills the joy of everything in life.
@@buzinaocara No, it prepares you for what's to come so you can make the right choice
*Alternate title: The 5 Stages of Getting into a New Kink*
worldfilledwithmore yes
Best subplot
1.) Disgust
2.) Confusion
3.) Questioning
4.) Research
5.) Acceptance
@@evieroseanne3217 Number Five Using your whole day doing it and getting into it finally
@@evieroseanne3217 stage five is actually "experimentation"
the graceful twirl into a plant puke was the best part imo
Agreed
Surprisingly graceful for a hungover individual
YES
If writing the sketch started with anything, surely that's the image she started from.
"Okay, twirl, puke, awesome, but I can't just pitch that... gotta justify it somehow!"
I really love the random storyline in every sketch. Waiting for *KATIE EATS ASS* full length sketch
Well hey you know that Katie is eating ass 24/7 so you will never get a full length sketch of that because who wants to see people doing everyday things?
*looks at vlogs*
...
I’m thinking the cocaine will come into it. As in Katie snorting cocaine off of someone’s ass! I see a YUGE jump in subscriptions. Bigly even
It needs to be like that video where Zach eats tide pods... but with ass.
That was the best part
You'll have to go to a different website for that, actually.
The eating ass part of this is so much funnier than the main part
Well, that really says much more about you than the skit tho
True
@@Cmentar34 the word ass is funny bro
There nothing funny about eating ass. When in Afghanistan, on war, my uncle's company was ambushed. Were hold on a mountain, besieged, no way out. Lucky on mountain was water stream, good to drink. But food scarce. After 2 weeks of no food, they decide to kill and eat one comrade who volunteered to save company of starving. Was killed, then fried upon bonfire. My uncle got a bit of his buttock. He says was decent food.
@@alexeysaranchev6118 that is true heroism
I like how Rekha’s laptop specifically says NOT to throw it
To be fair it isn't her's. It's a loaner
She's supposed to be the mom of the group though.
Well sometimes momma gotta drink
Jay Milligan They're why mommy drinks
You should meet my mom.
Mommy needs her grown up juice
If that’s true then she’ll start day drinking in no time
Did anyone else think that gatoritas were Gatorade margaritas?
Yes
They are, tequila is one of the primary ingredients of a margarita
I thout it would be something to do with a tortilla that Taco Bell would create
Jade Williams yes
@@YorickX Orange Gatorade and tequila, probably.
Katie’s character arc in this speaks to me on a personal level.
How did the ass eating go?
how on earth get they get Raph, the most bashful one of the bunch, to agree to this? Did he lose a bet?
I'm semi-certain that's how they get picked for roles
A LOTTTT of people love eating ass. A short stick hardly needs to be drawn.. it's like getting hung up over being the one in a skit to be cast as the murderer.. who cares.
That's all well and good, but Raph nearly died of embarrassment once while talking about cunnilingus. I can't imagine he was first in line for volunteering.
Siberius Wolf WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE EATING ASS is that why people breath stink more ?
@@Commodore22345 I eat ass on the daily yet I desperately crave your approval! What should I do?
Guys I am _soooo_ full. I am never eating again!
Wholesome Lad eating ass?
RAH No papa
@@clairebrown2658 telling lies? :/
I actually am getting my teeth removed this afternoon i just cant imagine feeling hungry again
@@leonardoramos3903 No papa
I’d love to see a full pitch meeting because at some point someone had to say “what if every conversation in this sketch starts with Katie talking about eating ass”
I'm never procrastinating again!
1 semester later: Has an un-started project due the next day worth 80 hours of work.
Felt that
"How To Tell When Your Friend Is An Alcoholic"
"I was at a baby shower, and it would have been rude not to get shit-faced!"
That's a sign.
I’m never binge watching again!
Watches 27 more episodes
Why do I always see you with the most liked comment?
congrats on getting pinned
Helena Rosno i Will never like pretty gal's comment on TH-cam again..
.......and i just like yours
Hey, when you gotta catch up you do what it takes.
85 subs without a single video, pretty girls really have it easy on youtube
Does anyone else notice that reika always has a loaner laptop
LOANER!!! DO NOT THROW!!!! 😂😂😂
"Am I surrounding myself with party people because I'm trying to escape reality? And life is empty and meaningless and it is better to feel terrible than to feel nothing all the goddamn time."
Wow that really gets me 😐
Now replace drinking with:
'We're over and we're never getting back together again!'
I liked the Katie Eating Ass saga
Replacing 'partying' with 'all-nighters' and then you basically have me. I'll stop doing it...
Soon...
I had four all nighters in the past week for legit no reason other than i wanted to. I didn't have to study and i wasn't not getting any sleep either. This is my fifth one...
yeeez I read your comment as 'alt-righters' at first and was waiting for a punshline:)
Guineapig Batman
in other words youre nocturnal...youre a bat
implying you drink alone all night
BTW what happened to the collegehumor all-nighters? Those were so good.
"It's a gatorade and tequilla, educate yourself!" Best quote lol
I thought it would have been a Gatorade + store bought margarita mix with only a shot or two of tequila.
Katie's sketch at
1) 0:04
2) 0:38
3) 1:10
4) 1:49
5) 1:54
6) 2:28
7) 3:17
And then there's me, 20 year old college student, who gets grumpy if I'm not in bed by midnight.
same
My bedtime is more 2 or 3 but it's hard to find people who want to play board games through the night and not drink and party
Meh, you're 20, not even old enough to drink in the usa legally so keep sleeping
Midnight? I haven't gotten to bed before 1 am since grade school! Last time I went to bed before 2 am was in May!
I have a problem.
@@TheEtherny While you're right, here in Europe legal drinking age starts at 16 for beer and wine and 18 for hard liquor
This is just people throughout college
And university 😂 this was me last weekend and i made a mess in my car. Never go highspeed and open the window while vomiting, u will regret
this dude said it's a thing at college and you go "and university" lmfao
In other places, I'm pretty sure they are actually different.
+Fine Dining & Breathing, in other parts of the world not revolving around the US, Universities are the equivalent of American Colleges except they have a broad selection of tertiary-level tuition facilities, while Colleges are either specialised tertiary-level tuition facilities or higher leveled, secondary-level tuition (think Colleges being a more prestige version of secondary schools (the equivalent of high schools in the US).
In my country, we fight for school placement in secondary schools (high school in the US), unlike in America where you guys fight for placement in Colleges (University, where I'm at).
Speak for yourself! I don't have friends and don't get invited to parties.
Me "eh that sketch was ok"
*watches 10 more times*
I work in higher education. When I tell students I do not party, you'd think I told them I hate puppies. Trust me, kids-- when you're a married woman in her 30s with a career, getting trashed is *not* a good look.
Mom it’s not a phase it’s college
Isn't college a phase though?
@@krulen12 ikr I was gonna
Say that
College? Don’t you mean CollegeHumor? :D
Drinking or eating ass? 😂
Why is she only hungover on Mondays though
Amestris L. Who parties on a wednsday?
Monday's insanity A true partier parties on Humpday. Duh.
;P
Bro, I party EVERY night.
Getting high and playing video games alone counts as partying, right?
@@CERTAIND00M yes but you shouldn't get high
@@CERTAIND00M yes, but you shouldn't play video games.
Katie + Ralph = Drugs & Booty. Sounds like a future sketch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3 good ways to avoid hangovers are by
1. Keeping yourself hydrated during the night (including by drinking lots of gin and tonics and cups of water)
2. By avoiding mixed alcoholic drinks such as Long Island Iced Teas (since your body has a harder time processing mixed drinks than it does if they're drunk separately from each other.)
3. Avoid mixing alcohol with caffeine, since your body has a harder time processing those
Also those tall 1L bottles of that green Aloe Vera drink are a good hangover cure. (I learned the last tip from a hardcore drinker I used to work with who would reguarly show up hungover for his saturday morning shifts at the warehouse.)
This is my 3rd time watching this skit. I love Jess' writing and when she's on camera. This is quite the different character for her.
So such a good sketch and really well filmed haha. That scene when she spins and then vomits in the pot plant got me good!!! Hahahaha
Maybe Katie should talk to Grant. I'm sure he knows a lot about the subject.
I like how everyone is just who they actually are but Jess is randomly Stephanie
I like how one of the computers say "LOANER DO NOT THROW!!!"
Raf brought a new definition to 'comic relief' in this video XD
What does that even mean? Do you know qhat comic relief is? How did he bring new meaning to it?
"LOANER, DO NOT THROW!!!!!!" i love the continuity XD
I'm thinking mixing your booze with gatorade would keep you hydrated and thus, you'd avoid a hangover...
D Bone I think it’s good to drink gatorade during your hangover to rehydrate, but I’ve actually heard it can be dangerous to drink alcohol with gatorade
Sarah Morgan Why? Wouldn't it replace the sodium and potassium you're sweating and peeing out?
Mercedes Benzos I’ve just heard if you drink Gatorade with vodka, you’ll get drunk a lot faster than normal. Not sure if it’s entirely proven or not, I just knew someone who said they got super drunk very fast when they drank them together, and it probably doesn’t happen with all types of alcohol. I think the best thing is to just drink a sufficient amount of water prior to drinking a lot of alcohol.
@@sjmorgan Actually, the best thing would be to just not drink a lot of alcohol at all.
The girl is really good at being annoying though, like dang.
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN
That's not a party that is alcoholism
That’s the point
We are so proud of you, Katie.
The depressing bit at the end made me think Katie wrote this sketch. So now there are two CH writers that can hit me in the feels.
1:41 "Yeah, DUH, bitch!" Frigging hilarious.
Lmao I think the eating ass part was way funnier than anything else. Had me cryingggg lmao.
Yeah, don't throw my laptop, Raika.
I love how they’re always talking about the randomest stuff in the beginning
What, who normal person is irresponsible enough to drink on sunday when theres work/errands to run on monday?
Lol...are you 12 years old? 😂
@@Kirsten_is_cursed10 maybe just a well functioning adult? Not everyone needs to destroy their liver just to function
*LOANER: DO NOT THROW!!!!!!* 😂
"LOANER DO NOT THROW!!!!!!" took me a moment to remember where thats from. Lol
CONGRATULATIONS TO KATIE ON GETTING MARRIED
The side stories are sometimes better then the main stories
As always, the most awesome new cast memeber Raph saving a sketch. "Haha, yeah!" - Raph.
finally a good sketch from CH again, been a loooong while!
Classic basic gurl jess😂😂
I’m never trusting an anime profile picture again.
"Dirty booty dirty booty raph eats dirty booty"
I think it's better to feel nothing than feel terrible all the time...
Why would you go out and drink so much that you're hungover when you have work the next morning? That's what Friday and Saturday is for.
The weird thing is if you do give them your credit card number you get access to Dropout. So Katie's message at the end kind of became true
"you know I do" was killer, I think I hurt my spleen laughing. God damn
A Gatorita is a fucking BRILLIANT IDEA that i wish i had sooner
Im like 20% sure reika is the voice actor for twilight sparkle
0:43 As we all learned in The sexiest way to die video.
The eating ass subplot was a a distraction from the sad truths of alcoholism.
Very well executed. Bravo.
Where is Grant, he should have traveled to lightspeed as soon as he heard the words...
college humour was the bomb back in the day
They had the perfect chance for the “haha, yeah.” Phrase
Good For You Katie!
Alcohol: The cause and solution to all life's problems.
0:05 Illuminati confirmed...💩🍽️
the Loaner sticker on the laptop always gets me. I mean how many laptops got thrown before that needed to be put on it.
A minute of silence for the girl who is trying to work and her colleagues keep bothering her with their disgusting problems.
toaster= bath bomb
Literally
Why are they calling Jess Stephanie?
You know, this reminds me of the sketch when Trapp kept saying NOW was the time to act.
I’m also perplexed about the “eating ass” craze. 🤓
Even fake vomit makes me feel ill 😷
Science with Katie Her gurgling noises were so convincing, too 🤢
You make me feel ill with your comments everywhere.
(*´>д
For some people, life is just one big party.
first last So, tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999!
Depressingly relatable. For me I have a group of horrible friends who I don’t like but if I were to leave then I wouldn’t have anyone to go out and drink with!! It’s better to feel horrible around people I hate then to spend time alone and feel so awful.
I used to feel that way and I'm sorry you are going through it. I found though that my life improved dramatically when i ditched them
That beautiful 'Don't throw the computer' reference
College Humor: "What's the difference between a homeless person and a college student?
answer: A Pell Grant.
“Everyone talks about eating ass”? Is this video from 2016?
Mo 2k Some things never go out of style
no but you are
😎
the eating ass part was way funnier than the rest of the video lel
I like how rehkas computer says "loaner, do not throw!!!"
Last time I was this early, we had a good president
Omer Dar
So, you were last early in 1775?
You were alive when Bill Clinton was president?
@@januszeal6693 bill Clinton sucked
got*
JFK? Time traveller head ass
Last time I was this -early- on time Pat was still alive
No..?
Anyone?
I'll just go...
bleh Don’t tell Trap.
Does anyone else have this commet auto-expanded?
The way Katie says ass be having me dead 😂
This was one of the best CollegeHumor skits in a looong time
HaHaHa you guys are hilarious so up to date with the kids in this generation
this *is* sarcasm right?
Meh. Best part was Raph cameo at end. MORE BRENNAN PLS
So glad that i missed the partying and clubbing section of life.
I think they just think it's funny.
HeyheyIzDa Kaykay Jacksfilms told you to fix your goddamn name
never
If I want access to the secret site, that's ALL I have to send? Wow... Ok!
Your social security number, your credit card information and your mothers maiden name in a private message to me.
Ok, do I have access now? What's the url?
OMG I watched this video like 10 times. Its so good. Every detail is great. Loaner computer. I love how each video has call backs and has a connected story arc haha.
"IT'S A GATORADE AND TEQUILA. EDUCATE YOURSELF" is going on a banner on the wall in my life
Like if you’re alive or some other stupid reason 🤷♂️
No
The NorthernDoggo oh 🐳
Lmao, no offense, right?
Does that mean i have to unlike when I'm dead?
Does being dead on the inside exclude me from having to like this?