Cake Made with Cookies in Jail - Kali Muscle
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Ba BOP!
Yo that shit gets me everytime
Quang Tran LMFAO , QUANG U GOT ME FUCKED UP... KMSL
HAHaha shit gots me rolling every time
ba bap
Lmaoo shit's funny as hell
*makes cake while heavily breathing*
TheMost FreshM3M3
shit lol
he have asthma or something
😂😂🖒🎂
Robert D Doesn't do cardio
By breathing he show you side effects by eating shit like this.
12:10 "soda, ten cents" - kali muscle 1920
lel
+chandler ma "I don't eat fruit because fruit is sugar" -khali muscle 2015
10cents in the prison store
+chandler ma
Hah, nigga you made me laugh out loud, literally.
lol
🤣😂 He mixed the peanut butter in and said let that "simmer" 💀💀
VONN let that marinate😂🤦♂️
I caught that too lmao
those are his top quotes
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Shout out to all the Calvin Climbs models.
shout to that autocorrect
Nigga wtf is a Calvin climb??
Jam Aur Joke went over your head. You need a shot of hyphy mud.
Cowbin climbs
Jam Aur He was spelling it the way Kali pronounced it, dumbfuck.
LET THE PEANUT BUTTER MARINATE IM FUCKIN WEAK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Elpidio Arias Ikr like peanut oil marinates xDD
Elpidio Arias q
Elpidio Arias 😂😂😂
Elpidio Arias 😂lol
hahahaahahahaha
8 years and I remember this like i watched it the other day 😂
na fr
Diabetes: the movie
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
lmaoooo
😂😂😂
Or Egotism: The Movie
hahahaha. golden.
HyphyCake:
2000g Sugar
500g Saturated Fat
100g Trans Fat
10g Protein
Macros for gainz baby lol.
***** fructose.
***** exactly?
Ken Burns That cat be burning that off with that size, fo'realz...
Matt Strickland I said it contains fructose.
"Yo water ain't healthy" - Kali
Fcking Lmao hahahhaaha
Lmao
hA
In a way yes
FACTS
This guy is a walking definition of broscience
Better than any cooking show I watched.
Fr
True
Also its healthy af
Nah
@@tituspullo3184 not even close.
How does he have access to a cell? I'm thinking he's a correctional officer himself :D
Yooooo whatup barnacules! Maybe Kali got a massive 3D printer
+Barnacules Nerdgasm THIS VIDEO ISN'T FOR YOU. US NERDS GOTTA STOOP IN OUR OWN TERRITORY
+Barnacules Nerdgasm What are you doing here lol
+Barnacules Nerdgasm Dude I fricking love you!!!
+Barnacules Nerdgasm How did you even find yourself on this video barnacules. Are you a kali follower? haha
U should be an actor lol
Ya seriously, he's good
He is
+Guido Jorge Are you serious?
+Guido Jorge i dont want the fbi to track me down xDDD
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Diabetes in a bowl
Yea but it makes you buff
I agree tho
I'll like your comment
Diabetes intensifies
u get diabetes from eating fat bro
The "Let's die all together" Cake
J'itta
😆😂😆
Hahaha.
J'tta Lol
Diabetes: *it's free real estate*
I got scared when I saw a can of chili...
gog3d: Lol
gog3d LMAOOO
Brooo I was looking for this comment. You've won my respect my friend 🤙
Ik man that chilli doesn't go along with the cake, but ig that's how it suppose to be in prison.
It would have made it lower calorie
I made this my senior year of highschool and me and my buddy ate it and it made our chest hurt
Erik Challeen 😂😂😂
Erik Challeen lmao 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😣
Thats the pecs starting to grow
Your lying
“I just skeeted on my self”😂😂😂had me dead😂😂
McLoViN 😂😂😂😂
I’m rolling 😂
LMAO
😂😭💀
That’s how he knows he got good food
"Let the peanut butter marinate". God bless this guy, seriously lmao
He even said let it simmer lolol
+foxhounduk2k8 bop bop. Bop
lmao that shit killed me 😂😂😂
Bill Cosby sure does look different now
ahahaha NOW THAT SIR WAS FUNNY
this person said Bill Cosby lol
+Mado na it's definitely Gary coleman
LOL IM DONE
king gary Coleman?savagery lmao I cant anymore that was a nice one
I love these jail videos, how the F do you get inside a cell?
zzZAnubisZzz lel
***** lol
zzZAnubisZzz haha it is set man, like for a movie
zzZAnubisZzz "How the F does a black man get inside a cell?" - zzZAnubisZzz
***** You say that like being a thief is respectable lol.
Man, this guy is the Gordan Ramsey of Prison.
There's dirty bulking , then there's this
+Tyrique Daniel HAHAHA
mad1mike1997
+Tyrique Daniel Good One bro 😂😂
Tyrique Daniel LMAO
You must be a calvin klein model baaaah baap
They said "Dont let Kali get out of Prison, he knows recipes and damn run us out of business"😂😂😂
Andrew Kim he's not locked up lol
Ryan White he was though
😂😂
Caleb Discua true😂
Caleb Discua
"Yuh water ain't healthy, they puttin chemicals in it!"
man, Kali and Alex Jones would get along
Kali Jones and Alex Muscle
Lmao
This is comedy gold.
They on that molly, that weed, that syrup...they eating dope 😂🤣🤣🤣
i jus skeeted on myself
His math is strange 😂😂😂💀💀
@@labibwajdi3169 dead 😂😂
@@labibwajdi3169 🤣☠☠
Salvation Spears are you going to tell him he’s wrong?? Lol
Fr😂
Soda 10 cent.... i need to move to this dudes city
he said 2cents for a jar of peanutbutter aswell ..
+R Becic its not 2 cent for the jar... its the quantity he used which was table spoon
he can't add for shit
Jack Frost he just been inside a long time. Ba bopp
Costco
you might not like him, or hate the shit he eats, but you gotta respect him, he's entertaining, successful and went from negative to positive. mad respect Kali.
I dont think he actually eats this. Hes taking the piss. Only numbskulls would eat that crap
very fuckin entertaining.. what Comedy Central should give him a show or something
What's positive about him, can you tell me?
@@krisztianwirsz3612 spreading positivity.starting a family making money legally
@@VitoHoffa So positivity is making videos about cooking up utterly unhealthy foods from the poorest ingredients, imitating being in a prison cell, while shouting jibberish. Wow, I'm glad to be European.
Tells people they don't eat clean enough, eats 10,000 calories of pure sugar.
He contradicts himself all the time
It's a joke bru
matt long is this matt long from oxbridge?
Dan Nelson are u really taking advice from this guy lol. Hes just bantering if u want good advice go to other youtubers
Dan Nelson Hey, IIFYM...
"They tried to give me a salad; I smothered a n*gga" 😂😂
Celly = cellmate 🤣🤣🤣💀
"BAA BAA!!" lol
afo 99 😂😂😂😂😭😭
afo 99 thats 3,000 calories right there
😂
0:53
🤣🤣🤣
So you twist that cookie.... BABAAAP 0:51
+iChocolateAddict that's when i lost it
lol I laughed at that shit too
+Kierra Sealey Hi sexy gurl. How are u hun?
+Thomas Stone stfu white girl
Kierra Sealey
So tell me gurl. Whatcha doin today? Where did u get those awesome glasses?
You definetly not use steroids....not at all....
Amnoxah Vs mooooobssssbraahhhhh wadddddup!!!
Nepenthez Vs He say that he is natural? 100% steroids
Nepenthez Vs Nope, 100% cake... 0% steroids..
I bet there's steroids in the cake
Amnoxah Vs He is fake
Steroids are the only way you could eat like this and not get fat. Or do 3 hours of cardio a day to burn of all this HFCS he's eating and not lose muscle in the process. I respect the hard work he's done, and how far he's come in his life, but advocating this kind of dietary intake is just foolish and irresponsible imo
Who here in 2019?
You seen him lately 😂 his body weird lmfao
Why do I see parole saying that who here in 2019 I just don’t get it?Are they’re people from the future??
????????? Is he serious
This prolly my 3rd time ever watching 😂
@@TruthTeller20242 i know right?? almost every video i watch has that same stupid comment, who gives a shit!!
Dude talking to imaginary inmates🤦🏾♂️
TheGullyGawd he has fucking people in there hes really not in prison 🤦♂️🤦♂️ dumbass
Alex the skater xx tbh ur the fucking dumbass
Must be the hallucinations caused by the Hyphy Mud
Yeah no doubt
Plaza Tiger all three of y’all are fuckan dumbasses
should rename the vid to "how to get bowel cancer in less than 24 hours"
😁😁😂😂😂
im shitting my self 😭😭😂😂😂
Pissing in my pants XDDDDDD
He says in an interview that he won't eat fruits because "Fruits is sugar", but he'll eat all that processed suguar from cookies and all instead. Makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? lol
Well, this doesn't lead to cancer in any way.
I thought he was going into hyperglycemic shock at 11:41
I don't even know what is, but lmfao
hell yeah
hyphy-glycemic
+Brandon Herrera In simpler words: consuming too much sugar quickly. Kinda like alcohol poisoning.
me 2
At least my mans turned his life around for the better, big respect my dude. You could've been like the rest and turned a bad guy.
his reactions whenever he takes his first bite always kills me
he said "They ain't got no appetite, they eating dope" LMAO😂😂
"I be selling Donuts for 2 cents"
Isn't this the same dude that says he is so vascular from eating clean chemical free food?
He can represent whatever the fuck he wants. I have morals so I have to represent health and fitness. I could give a fuck about subscribers and sponsors if it means selling my soul. I have to be able to sleep at night.I watch his stuff for entertainment purposes only. I just hope no one takes this shit seriously.
+AestheticFitnessPros but oreos are clean, theyre vegan. look it up lol
@9:17 my dog when he hears the mailman
LMAO!!!
Im dead 💀💀
😂
so basically eat a whole pack of cookies and some peanut butter? oh and a coke to wash it down?
Haah! Facts!
Don't forget tha honey bop bop
Bop! bop!! 😂😂
+ThisGuy bababa bop bop
And a spoonful of honey
I don't know y he is not on a movie. funny as fuck
true
+TheHumbled not funny
you are right man
+Piracy Revolt (Organized Rebellion) for real?
trueee
Guys
dont forget to inject your Hyphy insulin before eating this
12:58
That horrible moment when he's right.
BOP bop bboopp BBOOPP
Reyes Gomez lol
Reyes Gomez i
What that means???
Reyes Gomez ps4 billybillybopbop
IM EATING IT, IT IS FUCKING SWEET!
Battlelogger did you remember he secretly puts steriods in it:)lol
lol
Battlelogger and
Fucking using Coca Cola to make a cake ??!??
99cents plus tax I believe u KALI
your cake looked real great..you missed your calling...maybe u should try being a baker, you would be Dinomite....😇🌷🌻🥀
"I can't skinny jeans I got quads!" Dead 💀💀💀
Hey here in my garage just bought this Lamborghini fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills.
Razon35 lmao
***** lmao
The more you learn... The more you earn
I still have a picture of the couch I had to sleep on...
Tai Lopez. For the guy wondering
"they eatin dope" that shit had me rollin.😂
Sean Smith lol me too
Sean Smith 😂😂 cracked me up
Sean Smith it's true tho man
Sean Smith what're you like ten?
😂💀💀same
I watch his uploads purely for entertainment, but i would take his advices with a big pinch of salt. LOL!
With a bucket of salt
Abdi Mo The whole salt mine!
Farshad86 Don't miss out the sugar and fat too
***** Umm, not really...i wouldn't do that either! LOL
misleading title, should be "how to get diabetes in one meal"
TagBanger213 MexicanAssassin you remind me of someone who would kill a dude for a gram of coke
Tyrique Daniel more like, dont eat this unless you want your death sentence to come earlier.
Yilun Chen hahahahaha
Rokuhan I do 2 hours of gym 6 days a week, still wouldn't eat it. That shit he made is a sugar time bomb, you can exercise as much as you want but eating like that it's unhealthy regardless. But well, I wouldn't expect an ignorant person like you to know that. ☺️
hadz Smith yes and at the same time have blood sugar through the roof. Sacrifice ur health is such a wonderful idea 😔
this man is tryna kill us all with that food
Fun Fact:
11:30 He's actually suffering from a stroke.
smw freak It's fun for me
T_T and instead of helping...we....we...all laughed.
mutalix We warned him, child... There was nothing more we could do for him...
no he isn't
He breathing heavy as hell
Till this day this video is still great, lol! I love his commentary 😂😂😂😂😂
10,000 calories might be exaggerating, but jesus this has to have like 90g of sugar per serving. Thats not good in the long run.
it has 2000 grams of sugar
Jr Bermejo I bet, lol!
Most cheapish cakes usually have that much sugar. I'm not even joking when I say it, cuz I went to a couple culinary classes where we made cake and one of the cakes with the least sugar we made literally had 3 cups of it, and that's from a recipe book.
zero98ify Yea, sugar is ok but processed sugar should only be consumed in moderation. This cake is loaded, lol.
+Michael Phillips oh we used processed sugar hahahh. I ended not even bothering to eat any of the cakes I made, but the people in my group enjoyed it. Not sure how they managed
so a bunch of crushed cheap cookies, peanut butter, icing from said cookies , and a cocoa cola?
that's gonna get me buff? really?
+AllPowerful Zod if you follow his medicine doses ofcourse
He kiddin
+AllPowerful Zod top ramen and tuna bouya
No cus u didnt say honey.. Its the glue that brings it all together...
+AllPowerful Zod lol its supposed to make you gain weight.
BABAHAP
Lmaoo
I thought it was a moped backfiring
Omg I got a lot of vintage mopeds and ur sooo right pop pop pop !!!!! LoL
Bahpappap-papp
cheap shit cheap!!!
9:18 kali saw a cockroach run across his cell
Dawg I’m DEAD 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 😂
2 cent doughnut, Kali for president
Finally, I got, I gained muscle by this method Gain Weight-F
+Jay Horvath thank you very much
+Jay Horvath Well, you should try
While you're crushing the cookie with the chilli can, (to get that cookie powder and work your tricep, you know) is it necessary to yell "bopbopbop bop bop bop bopbopbop bop" or would it just not have the same affect on the deliciousness or the calorie intake of the end product?
You have to yell bopbop or else the cookies don't crush correctly.
+Delida Cessade L
laughed so hard
9:17 I thought he fell😂
I'm not proud of this but I did 12yrs in 4 differnt Illinois Penetentiary & man this is what them weight lifters in there be eating all day! Love the video brother! Folks would be shocked if they new the shit we could make with state food!!
12 years for what?
Just think if you guys put all that free time into bettering yourselves in the library instead of learning new Twinkie cake recipes and toilet paper maché chess pieces, I would agree prison is good for rehab
@@Justme-jp8ih damn, nosey much?
Glad it's one less brother locked up in the system. Stay blessed and stay free.
@@Dan-n-Duke-jr2ic Shut up
😂😂😂😂 he said random prices
Jail cake
Canteen price
Kali you really a funny guy and in great physical condition, but no matter you do that joking, cause I cannot imagine you really eat that shit, I dont think you are doing something good for your followers showing this kind of high empty suggar food. People can take this as the way to eat to get bulky and this is the way to die bulky of fat and cancer. Take care and keep going but with other kind of video tutorial. All the best
I'm pretty sure he eats this on like. "cheat days". not everyday.
maybe, but even in cheat days thats really crazy food, in Spain in cheat days we eat HUEVOS ESTRELLADOS which is pig guts fried, fried potatoes, eggs and serrano ham all mix. This is a great cheat stuffs and not that shit jejeje
+TheWellnesstrainer actually I think I found out why he is doing this. there is this person known as auntie something I forget her name. but she made a few videos of her making shity food and by that I mean food that could give you a heart attack. lol. but anyways what I think kali Is doing is he is trying to mock that lady.
+TheWellnesstrainer Well, when it comes to skinny people (like me) and trying to add some weight, that's actually good when u train. So it's not totally bad.
but you have other ways to add calories to your diet in healthy way
“I only eat rice chicken and fish”
3:30 WOOOOOHHHH, SCHETT!!!!
dude, I feel so fucking full after watching this
Bop Bop
dude, I just grabbed a bunch of girl scout cookies and ate em after this video.
bop bop bop bop
bop bop bop bop bop
if 18 oreos are 3000 cals, where do the other 7000 come from? not from a can of cherry coke and a tbsp of Pb?
"And yall wonder why niggas go back to prison" LMAO this dude too funny bruh
He was about 99% to beat the camera mans ass
He is trolling here, please don't tell me no one is actually following this advice.
im following his advice
he ain't trolling that's how you make meals in prison but you gotta work out too.
+STRICTLY SHORE SAVAGE Pretty sure u don't cook any of this shit in prison if u got any little piece of brain left
CannoloDesign I'm pretty sure I've been to prison and made prison cakes without a microwave with bagels bread peanut butter raisins honey and jelly but yet you're the expert my bad you probably have answers to everything though
Prison style boi
"they eating dope" 😂😂😂
CXLFLVRD & Friends I was rolling 😂
13:21
*When you're completely drunk and stoned*
Kali: LOOK AT THIS . CAMERA MAN : *Zoom in super quick*
iisevaks banzs hahahaha
😂😂
Lol right
iisevaks banzs you like him
When you've been fasting all day and it's dinner time....
Yellow ! Hell yehh
rename this video; how to get diabetes in one sitting
He said “soda, 10 cent” lmao the deposit
11:30 Kali was having a stroke before he even ate the cake.
But I'm not a rapper why did the stroke happen
Lags K9 all da sodium from da noodles
Majestic Lacy ohhh shit...
Please make more of these they are freaking hilarious xD
good viagra substitute
Jajajaja 😂
rcdny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"On that weed ....aint got no appetite" sir ill have you know pot is the only reason i can slam down 8k calories a day with strictly clean eating
smoking weed and no appetite???
I'm gonna have to disagree..
Apocalypse iont get munchies when i smoke
Austin Smith mid don’t give you munchies 😂😂😂
Christopher Bryson none of it does reggie give me a headache, mid make me laugh, Loud be having me slumped all the way ober
Depends on the type of weed. Not all types make you hungry.
I dont get hungry til long after I smoke
I'm week he said I skeeted my self and started shaking
Weak *
i done skeeted on MYSELF!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dieing!!
I made this recipe and the next morning I had the muscles like Kali. I now know his secret recipe
Wait fr?
You forget to include your monthly dosis off steriods.
He didn't forget it trust me
carmine441 he's a natty
carmine441 u dumass
You forgot how to spell properly!
"I just skeeted on myself." LMFAO!! 😂😂😂😂
dude basing his whole life around the fact that he was in prison once ... lol if u like it so much go back
More than once
11 years is a long time
that further helps my point tbh.. he should be glad to leave that life behind not tryin to glamourize it
Fact is he did and you didn't
mark anderson He was once in prison and wants people who are near to going to prison or have been to prison ways to turn their life around. He always says he is Strong when lifting to urge these people @ the point of life he used to be in that being strong does not mean going to prison or living on the streets/doing drugs and that lifting makes them Strong and a real man.
Even if someone does disagree in some parts of it (I don't fully agree on everything he says) he is still trying to send a positive message so I watch his videos and respect him. He is more of a character in his videos sending a message.
whole video feels like a fever dream lmao
Bruh this guy hilarious, you earned a sub brother.
What the fuck is he saying? Um tee fee?
lmfao i heard it
Auntie fee you dumb ass. She got a cooking show.
+Julian Boffa Good God, dude.... No need to get all emotional about it, I guess you speak reformed crackhead better than I do.
Yes, I do understand the difference, I was being sarcastic and trying to highlight the irony of the use of the word. That said, do you believe Mr. MVP was using it as a term of endearment with me? I have heard many black people and other races use "nigga" while being hostile toward one another, does that mean they secretly love the other? I know, I know, I'm being a overly obvious, but you see the confusion there, right?
+Bamberrydude nigga please..
I made this cake it taste like shit and I threw it up thank u Kali muscle
Sean Irwin dlol
I been crushing for an hour because its good for your tricep
I thought these were the things that made you fat not buff....
8-Bit It Does make you fat if you dont workout
Elgreco Body Transformation wont a protein rich diet be better for gaining muscle
It is. he just eats this 10k calorie cake once in a while he doesnt eat it every day (Xtreme Bulking) ;p
"Eating bad one day won't ruin your gains in the same way that eating good one day won't help you"
8-Bit no, believe it or not you only need your bodyweight(lbs) in protein grams, anything more turns to fat(dependant on your active lifestyle) its the carbs that you want after you hit your protein intake to build the muscle.
Just imagine i weight 77kg/169lbs and i need 169 - 254 G-Protein per day and kali weights about 114kg ?